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Hey everyone, it's Caruso, and we are here for a special edition of Bape

Buddies. Tanner, how the fuck are you, man?

Been well, it's been a minute.

It's been a long minute. I would say, gosh, almost a couple years since the

last time I saw you here. I'm a totally different person.

Totally different person.

So we broke you in so much, you went out, you explored.

Yeah.

Sexuality doesn't need to be defined by the label, does it? Not one bit. That's

what we always talked about.

Yeah. Now you've gone forth and...

You like having sex with men, don't you? All the time.

So we had a chance to talk. Riley, what is it about him besides, of course, you

know, the obvious that you find?

What's that?

Look at him. He's a very fine specimen.

And that smile.

Yeah. We're both hot guys.

We're both hot guys. I like it. You guys are both hot guys.

Riley's been somewhat amused for me for a while.

We decided, since we're out here on the road, let's get together and have a

little fun since Tanner's in town.

And Tanner, you ready to do some fucking, I hear?

So horny.

You are horny? Oh, yeah.

Well, then I'm going to shut the fuck up and let you guys have some fun. I'm

going to let Riley sort of take control, take you on the journey. So all I'm

going to ask you to do is stand up and do what comes natural, gents.

It feels so good.

It feels so good.

Fuck yeah.

Thank you.

oh my god that tongue feels amazing

Oh, yeah. Oh, wow.

That got me horny. Tastes good? Mm-hmm.

Oh, boy.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

You want my turn?

Yeah.

Oh yeah?

Good.

on this.

oh yeah

This is so fucking good.

Thank you.

Fuck. Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Let's get you a fucking towel.

Or a cum slag.

That felt so good.

Fuck yeah.

Welcome back.

That felt good?

The welcome bag felt amazing.

Yeah? Holy shit.

How you doing, man?

I think he's satiated. Let's go get some lunch.

Let me allow you guys to clean up, and then we're going to have a little chat.

Cool.

Hey, everyone. It's Caruso, and we are after the shoot, and we're chatting with

Riley and Tanner.

Holy shit, guys.

Yeah. You're still out of breath over there, Tanner, huh? I know.

Good to catch you.

How was that?

It was so fucking hot.

There was a lot of things that were hot.

Riley, you were eating his ass, and your dick was like, bam.

It's only a certain kind of ass that can do that. And I was able to ride because

my foot isn't broken anymore.

Oh, that's right. You're no longer injured. Thank goodness.

Wow. So Tanner, how was his ass?

Oh, it felt so good.

Yeah?

Was there a particular one thing or the other that you guys really, really

liked? Give me the top two things that you enjoyed about each other today.

Riding that.

Just feeling it go deep in his stomach, hitting out all those different holes.

Yeah, I think he went past your second hole.

Yeah.

How's your prostate?

It'll be recovering for the rest of the day.

You want to walk a little funny?

How big is your dick?

It's pretty big. I think eight and a half or nine.

Yeah? What's your girth? Because you're pretty thick, too. Oh, I don't know.

You never measured around?

Not really.

What do you think? But I haven't gotten any complaints.

Well, I don't think anybody would. Only from the beginners.

I was going to say, you probably have the big dick curse, though, right? The

complaint that I can't take it.

Yeah, but... You're a quitter. I'm going to shut the hell up curse.

Shut up and take it.

Take it like a man.

There you go.

So, well, number one, I appreciate you guys being here for sure.

So Tanner, since you've gone forth and continue to expand your sexual

vocabulary, as we say, where's the most interesting or strange place you've had

sex?

A church basement, probably.

A church basement.

Was there like a whole thing happening up above?

No, there was no church in session, but downstairs there were like, Creepy

medieval bed like very very weird.

Oh interesting.

It brought me back Anywhere for you?

I've done it everywhere.

But the weirdest place? The weirdest place?

Or anywhere you haven't done it yet that you want to try.

I would like to do Mile High Club but it's good in theory but there's no room

and then you get kicked off and I don't feel like it. Well no, it gives you

three strikes but I'm on my second.

Who gives you strikes?

Yeah. No, I fly and I'll kick you off. All right. Let's not talk about

particular areas.

Bleep. Bleep.

Anyway.

So, yeah.

Those mile-high clubs. Not as easy as everybody thinks it is.

For sure. Honestly, on a private jet, I'm sure there's much more privacy.

Well, yeah. And you can... A private jet?

Yeah. Yeah, a privacy jet. Yeah, you can spread out, so to speak. Weird. I know

it's always strange to ask that question.

Oh, here's another one. I haven't asked you guys this in a long time. I haven't

asked Riley this in a long time.

I don't think I've ever asked you, if you could be any animal, what would be

the animal and why would you be it?

Oh, I'd be a killer whale because that's my favorite animal.

Is it really? Yeah. Dolphin. And they're in the dolphin family.

Yeah.

I mean,

I would be a horse because horses are beautiful.

I've been called the Italian Stallion.

The Italian Stallion.

If the hook fits. If the hook fits.

Do you ride?

Oh, I ride.

Well, we're going to have to get you back because rumor has it you have been

experimenting with your app a little bit. Oh, yeah.

People play with your app.

You got the Eden app today for sure. But we're going to have to have you come

back so we can find the right guy to penetrate.

Oh, well, it's going to be hard.

Because you said you need to find somebody like, what did you say earlier?

At least bigger than 12 inches.

Bigger than 12 inches.

That's so rare.

Can we go with nine? What about nine?

Bigger than you if we said start at nine.

You know, I mean.

Why do you like suck the big dick? What is it about that?

I feel something there, you know.

It's that void that's like filled.

The tickle that needs to be itched. Yeah. Or something like that. Or the

itch that needs to be tickled. No, the tickle that needs to be pickled.

That needs to be pickled.

I get it.

It's a comedy show. It is a comedy show. You guys are hysterical.

Especially you, Tanner.

Well, I look forward to seeing you again in the future, my friend. Yes. I

appreciate you both coming in today.

Flex it out. Show me those muscles.

Riley, you're working it. Type 6969 to vote now.

All right. We'll see you guys soon. Peace out.

Bye.