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Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Hi, honey.

Yes, dinner is ready. Your favorite, of course.

Lasagna.

Okay, perfect.

You'll be home soon.

Great. We'll be here waiting for you.

Love you.

So, kids, what did you learn today at school?

I learned about the female reproductive system.

Wow, did you understand it?

I showed him my pussy, so you could understand.

Perfect. Well, if you still don't understand it, I can show you my pussy,

too. Okay?

Great.

Great.

Guess what I did.

Just cream pie to the neighbor.

That's great, Dad. It smells delicious.

Come on, Dad. We're hungry.

Okay. Let me put your cock away.

Wow.

Sweetie, no, I can't bother with that.

That is the third time I cream pie her this week.

She is a little freak.

I hope I grow up to be like you one day.

You will, son.

Thanks. I'm confident.

So, shall we eat?

Let's. Yeah. Yes.

That smells great.

Another girl knows how to make a mean lasagna.

Your favorite.

It is.

Nice and hot.

That feels good.

Did you guys know that he stopped getting his pubes in that week? What?

Wow.

Congratulations, son.

It's about time.

Yeah. Hopefully they grow on a big and bushy voice.

Yeah. One day.

Amazing.

You can call them lots and lots. Like the girly folks.

Yeah.

She was amazing, son.

She knows how to suck a dick.

Well, I think my pussy is showing up a bit.

Where? Yeah.

I'll show you guys.

It doesn't look

like it's real. What do you think?

I think it's really normal.

Oh,

thanks, Judy.

I was thinking about going to visit my brother, go to a funeral coming up.

You know, I'd really like to get my hands on his wife.

Amazing, right?

She has the sweetest pussy.

Fantastic.

You should definitely fuck her.

I plan on it.

I'll meet you more than once.

I want to fuck her too.

You think maybe I could?

Of course.

Absolutely. Well, not yet, son. I think, you know, I don't think you're quite

there. I think you need to keep practicing with your mother, with your

hair, until you're ready.

And that way, then, yeah.

Okay.

Get that practice in, you know?

That's what family's for.

Yeah.

Daddy, can you help me?

Sweet. I think you should finish your dinner first.

Please. Come on, Daddy.

Come on.

Don't give it a fire.

Good morning, baby.

Any girl, any pussies that are tasty out there, looking really pretty.

Well, I haven't tasted it yet, but I have new girlfriends.

Hopefully, yeah.

Perfect. Yeah.

You'll have to bring her to the house.

Of course. So we can meet her.

Yeah.

I have to cut another loaf on you, Neil. No.

It's really delicious.

Thank you. Yeah.

How do you call this?

Of course.

Thank you.

Really? I am so proud of you.

Why don't you tell me how you did it?

Okay.

What do you think? Is she ready for daddy's talk?

Yeah, honey, I think she is ready.

Thank you.

Oh,

God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, baby, man.

Yes,

baby, yes.

Yes, I love you.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

Yes, yes.

Look at you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

what you want.

Amen.

Thank you.

yes ma'am

What even is all this?

Polynomials. That's your algebra.

I mean, you might not use it, but it's your last class.

Study hard.

Your grades matter to you.

I hate algebra.

Just keep at it, sweetie. You got it.

I can't wait to be done with this.

Last semester.

Flip a page.

the mood today.

Why don't you go over and have fun with your stepdaughter?

Mm.

I just had the shittiest day at work.

What's wrong, Mom?

My boss is such an asshole.

He does everything he can to make sure I have the hardest job ever and the worst

day. Well, it sounds like your boss does that every day.

You're right, sweetie.

Every day. Not only is he an asshole, but he's an idiot, too.

Yeah, I've heard you say that.

He just...

Always gets you so stressed and, I don't know, I don't like seeing you like that,

Mom.

Like he can't do anything himself.

Can't even figure out how to print a piece of paper.

Well, at least you're not at work anymore dealing with him and you're

home. That's true. It's always good to be home.

Right.

Why don't you have Dad take some of that stress off you? I mean, he'll make you

feel better.

Not a bad idea.

Should I call him?

Sure.

Dad!

Dad!

Hey. Hey. What's up?

Mom was just telling me about the shittiest day she had at work, so I was

just thinking maybe you could help her out and take some of that stress off

her.

So what are you going to do about your job, Mom?

Are you going to get a new one?

I don't know. I really don't want to get a new one. I really love this company,

but I can't keep working for this shitty boss.

I say you just fuck it and get a new job.

What do you think I can say fuck it when you're out of the house, honey?

You're right, though. I'd be a lot happier in a new job.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you would.

I should look.

Just start asking around.

Do you have anything? Anyone looking for any secretary?

Yeah. Are you going to find me something?

Yeah.

Your voice is such a dick.

Oh my gosh. It goes too fast.

Sometimes I Take staples out of his stapler just to fuck with him.

It's like my little revenge.

I think he would have something a lot worse than that.

I know.

He's such an asshole, but I don't really want to leave the company.

I like it.

Well, you're coming home stressed every day.

You're right.

It's really starting to take a toll on me, I guess.

Maybe I'll start asking around.

Seeing if anyone knows me. Looking for a new secretary.

Maybe within the company.

Yeah, I mean, I could look around for you, too.

I just can't keep working for this idiot.

He's so stupid.

Your boss is such a dick.

I really think I'm gonna...

I'm going to need a new job super quick.

Yeah, you definitely are.

I haven't worked on my resume in forever, so hopefully there's something

in the company.

I'm sure there is.

You're a really good worker, Mom.

Yeah.

Give it my all.

I think, um,

I think a new job would be good for all of us.

Mm-hmm.

I like to see you not come home stressed.

That's true.

I try not to bring it home with me, but I'm such an asshole, it's hard not to.

That's true.

Well, at least you know me and Dad can make you feel better when you're home.

Yeah, that was a really good idea to help me relax. Thank you, sweetie.

Did you finish your homework from earlier?

Mom, I hate my algebra homework.

It looked like you were making really good progress though, sweetie.

I got bored.

Just get it done and have it over with.

I love this show.

Me too.

Such a good one. I love watching it with you, sweetie.

Isn't he so handsome?

He is pretty cute.

Mm-hmm.

I'm not sure what he sees in her, though.

I know. She kind of sucks.

Yeah, totally.

He can do way better.

Guess what?

What's that?

I got a promotion.

What? Wow. Oh, my God.

Good job.

Congratulations. I get double the pay.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. I think we're going to celebrate.

For sure.

Yeah.

This is so exciting.

Celebrate. Double pay.

Double pay. So double fun.

So

exciting.

All that extra money?

What kind of car am I going to get?

Yeah.

Get you a new sweet ride.

Oh, yeah.

Celebrate you finishing all that math, too.

Okay, now it's worth it.

We're so proud of you, honey.

Thanks.

Maybe we could all go on a vacation, too.

That would be nice.

Where would you want to go, sweetie?

I don't think we've been to Bali yet. No, we haven't. That sounds exciting.

So fun.

Yeah, so exotic.

I think we could get a new TV, too.

Maybe a bigger one.

Can I have this one?

Good idea. That's a great idea.

We really need it. every mile of the kitchen. That would be so great.

Oh, my goodness.

New iron.

Mm-hmm. A whole new modern layout.

So cool.

Mm-hmm.

Can't wait.

Yeah.

So exciting.

Mm.

What else did we get, sweetheart?

Hmm.

a couch.

That's true. Maybe something a little bigger?

Way bigger.

Yeah.

Then we can all be done together, right?

Yeah, exactly.

I wonder if we'd have enough to just remodel the whole place.

Or just get a new place.

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

Such a great idea.

A new plane.

That would be pretty great.

And even a new bedroom set.

A new bedroom set?

Can I get a queen bed?

Get what you want.

Oh, my God.

You definitely deserve a queen bed, sweetie.

Maybe I can get a new car too, sweetie.

Yeah, I think we all can.

We've been putting in so much money for maintenance on the old ones.

Let's do it.

It would

be

so nice to drive a new car.

Oh my gosh.

Nice and clean.

You look so good in a new car.

I bet I'd look like a new woman.

New car, driving up to your new job.

Imagine. My boss's face.

I'm good with what I got. You guys get new cars.

You're so great to us, sweetie.

Do what I can for you guys. Yeah.

I'll take such good care of us.

You take good care of me.

Such a beautiful family.

Don't you have the best stepdad ever, sweetie?

I do. He's pretty great.

I wonder, what if I quit my job, sweetie?

You can quit your job.

I think we're making up now.

Oh, my God.

Can I drop out of school?

No. Nice try.

You've got to draw the line somewhere.

Dang it.

So, can I get that

big white SUV I was looking at, sweetie?

I think we can get that now.

Wow. It's like a dream come true.

It's a new car.

I'm so proud of Daddy.

You should be.

We've been working so hard.

It's all for you guys.

It's about time they recognize it.

Me too.

I want the leather seats too.

You definitely deserve the leather seats.

And a sunroof.

Oh yeah.

That's a must.

I'm looking forward to a new house.

I really love this neighborhood.

We can stay in the neighborhood.

I think the place down the street is for sale.

That'd be great. That place is huge.

Yeah, my friends still live here.

That's true.

Can we fix the A2 AC?

Yeah,

we need AC.

It's about to get really hot when the summertime starts.

It's horrible.

Can't do anything.

Can you tell how much that excites me?

I'm pretty excited.

I haven't seen you this excited in a long time.

What type of TV are you going to get?

What's the biggest they have?

You have a projector.

What about those?

You could do that.

You deserve the biggest TV.

I think it looks so sweet in the room.

Would you get pink furniture, too?

Why don't we do white furniture?

White furniture?

Oh, yeah.

White should have to keep cleaning, sweetie.

Cleaning bed would be funny.

Can I get a couch in my room, too?

I think your room will be big enough.

Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to have sleepovers with my friends. Yes.

Your friends are going to be so jealous.

Everyone's going to love my room. When I take pictures and post it online, it's

going to be so hard to get them to leave.

Maybe I could charge them rent.

That's not a bad idea.

And I can't.

Let's think about that one.

Well, what about a walk-in closet?

I think that's a great idea.

Oh, my gosh.

A walk-in closet.

I want one of those ones, like, on TV where they have, like, the island in the

middle of a closet.

Oh, my gosh, Mom.

What's that show?

I don't know. But it's really cool. All the famous people have the big closet.

Oh my goodness. You should do that and definitely get a whole wall for your

purse and your shoes.

And maybe like a huge mirror in the wall.

What colors are you going to do?

I don't know.

I still really like the neutral colors. You know me.

It's been pretty simple.

That's true.

Well, at least it'll match the house.

But I would love pink in my closet.

Like mother, like daughter.

Plans. Yes.

You should definitely do it, mom.

I've never even had one of those fancy purses, too.

I can't even imagine a wall full of them.

Imagine it.

You're going to have to keep working really hard.

I'll keep working hard.

We'll take really good care of you, though.

That's what I do it for.

I wonder.

Maybe we could get a puppy.

A puppy.

Yeah, you always wanted one, but we were too busy moving around when you were

little. I can't believe it.

Puppy, oh my goodness.

I want a boy though.

Yeah, what would you name him?

What would I name my puppy?

Chester.

I love that name.

Chester. And you can put a little bow tie on him.

Oh my gosh.

I want to adopt him though.

Okay.

That's fine.

Adopt. Don't shop.

That's true.

There are so many dogs that need love.

We'll bring little Chester home and show them all the love. They're going to love

our house.

They're going to feel love.

And the big backyard.

We're finally like the perfect family.

So great.

Honey, you really did good this time.

Yeah, you did.

You know, I'm just thinking about that backyard and how hot it gets in the

summertime.

What about pools? I think that house has a pool.

And a jacuzzi?

We can get one.

I'm not saying no to anything right now.

Yeah.

Pool parties.

Oh, my goodness. I can't wait.

I can't believe it'll be a pool.

And it's going to be so much fun.

Oh, yeah.

Pool parties.

We can invite the whole neighborhood to our big new house.

Celebrate your promotion with a party, a housewarming party.

I know.

We can celebrate your promotion with a big housewarming party.

Let's do it.

I think that deserves a little session along your cock, baby.

Let me ride you.

Get comfortable.

Like, I could have bonfires and stuff outside by the pool, right?

If there's not a fire pit, we can put one in.

Yeah.

That's true.

Oh, my gosh. Before that, we have to get this AC fixed. Yes.

Definitely.

Priority number one, sweetheart.

I can't take it any longer.

We're all going to have to walk around the house naked if we don't fix it soon.

That would raise some eyebrows with the neighbors, right?

Especially since that house has so many windows.

Oh, goodness.

I know. I don't know if they hate us or love us.

We might become really popular.

Maybe we can, like, get famous and it'll go viral. We can get, like, more money.

Yeah, we could move to, like, Hollywood or something.

I'm getting my own place.

Yeah, baby, if you became famous, you would definitely deserve your own place.

And your dad and I would just go live in Bali.

I'm down for that.

Second thought.

No, sweetheart, you said you wanted your own place.

I think I just miss you guys so much.

We would miss you too, sweetheart. I can't even think about you leaving home.

That's a thought I don't want to have yet. No, you're here now.

We have to enjoy each other while we can.

So lucky to have you, sweetie.

I'm lucky to have you.

I do have to thank him for all those nice things I'm gonna get.

We're going to need a new one. It's going to be big.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Room for all of us to spread out when we're having fun.

We should get one of those couches where it turns into a bed.

Like a futon?

Yeah. That's a great idea.

Friends can sleep on that too, sweetie.

Mm-hmm. Maybe a cool movie night.

popular once we have a nice house.

I'm going to invite everyone over.

Sweetheart, you already are popular.

You're gorgeous.

The biggest house in the block.

I had to kick him out.

They're never going to want to leave.

Don't blame them.

The show's almost over.

You want to watch the ending, don't you? I know. Me too.

Isn't this the season finale, Mom?

Yeah. We should really watch the ending.

It's going to get so good.

It is. Maybe we should... Dad should come on our faces before we...

Finish the finale.

Come

all

over our faces, sweetie.

Show us how much you love us.

Thanks, Dad.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, sweetie. Can you move so we can watch the finale?

Oh, I know. Why don't you sit down?

We're going to give you a sofa anyway.

Don't worry about the mess.

She didn't deserve him, like I said.

Look who's here.

Of course.

I thought that you'd be at his friend's, but who would he have to hang out with?

He doesn't have a friend.

I can't leave you here.

Well,

should we go mess with him?

Yeah, let's go fuck him.

He looks so cute.

I love this top.

Sulfur is the 54th element

in the periodic table?

Damn, I have to learn the whole periodic table and what? Oh!

What the hell?

What was that for? Periodic table? What are you doing?

I'm studying for my finals. What's a two?

get my degree. Thank you very much.

Is your degree going to make someone want to?

You know what? All this partying and bullshit is really going to catch up to

you guys one day.

All I'm saying.

Whatever.

That hurt, dude.

What?

God.

Damn. There's something else.

Whatever, right? I got to get back to studying.

What my stupid step-sisters don't realize.

That final is due tomorrow.

I wonder how that's going to turn out for them.

I ate that.

No questions about it.

in the car door and everything.

Well, that's super sweet.

He's a gentleman.

Hey girls, what's up?

What do you want?

Well, I just wanted to let you girls know that I just ate the final.

Why should we care?

We should get that ourselves.

Well, what's new is that the final is actually due in approximately one hour.

We do have the same class, right?

And it's the only thing stopping you girls from failing that class.

You have to get a good grade. If not, mom is going to send you to boarding

school. I just so happen to have all the test sensors on my laptop.

But, um, yeah. I'm just going to head out.

Wait, wait, wait.

Bye.

We have to get it.

Oh my gosh.

We cannot fail this test.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh my gosh.

I cannot.

did you hear what he just said right i'm so scared i don't want to go to boarding

school what we have to go talk to him we gotta go beg him we need to get on a

good side somehow how do we not know about this i know i feel so stupid

johnny can we please have the answers please we

need your help don't bother me the game's about to be on

I don't need you girls to do my chores. I don't need you to do any of my laundry

or anything.

You have all the right answers. We'll do anything. Please.

You know what I do want?

Hmm. I don't want to die a virgin like you girls told me yesterday.

Why don't you girls be of free use to me

sexually while I let you copy the answers from my laptop to the test?

You're crazy.

I'm your stepbrother.

What's the big deal?

I don't care, I'll just, whatever, like I said, I'll compare. Really?

Really, yes.

Are you serious?

Well, what it means is, look, what it means is that I get to use both of you

however I please, and you can both take turns, you know, individually copying

the answers.

Why don't you, uh, come first?

It's all up to you. I don't care.

Now, can you get away from me? I want to hear the game.

We have to.

We have to.

Okay, deal.

We'll do it. Deal. We have to pass this test.

Deal? Deal.

Have your promise fixed to me? Yeah.

And yours as?

Hopefully your answers are right.

They better be. I got an A.

We better get A's too. Hopefully your blowjob skills are pretty good.

Come here, you first.

So what is the password?

Hold up, hold up. I have to make sure you girls are really going to hold up

your end of the bargain.

We shook your hand.

Come here.

Come here and make out with me.

Did you feel that?

It's 0715.

But you better not stop. Neither of you. I'm going to take the laptop away from

you. Deal?

Deal.

Do you like that?

Yeah?

Why don't you take it out?

Are you excited?

I know.

Oh, shit.

I can't believe this baby. He was a huge dick.

No, that's not what I expected at all.

You like this?

Oh, yeah.

That's what I like.

Probably should have studied.

It looks like you like this instead.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

spread your mouth wide open with your fingers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, worship those balls.

Come on, I could tease you however I like. Remember that.

Yeah.

And you see?

Yeah, why don't you come here, Alice?

You can write down some of the answers now.

you can take it?

I don't know. I guess we'll see.

Alright. God, it's so fucking big.

Yeah?

I'm surprised.

choke yourself. No hands.

Just like your sister.

You didn't want to study.

Now you have to face the punishment. Look at me while you suck my dick.

Don't you bother.

Bet you both liked it.

You liked it.

Not a book or either.

Come here.

Whatever. Oh, my God.

Come on. Choke on it. Choke on it.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

You know what?

Stand up for me.

Get up.

You know what time it is.

Yeah. Why don't you start undressing for me?

There's two.

It has to go.

Oh, yeah.

You like what you see?

Mm-hmm.

You like what you see?

Yeah.

Come on.

Everything.

Yeah.

Take it all off.

Slowly.

Yeah, bend over and show me that pussy.

Can't wait for me to stretch you out, right?

Take off your socks too.

Why are you looking so surprised?

It's actually your turn. Come here.

Come on, all the way.

Turn around, let me feed it.

Yeah, bend over.

Now spread that pussy. Spread it for her.

Well, I'll leave

the

laptop open for a couple more minutes, but you better hurry come on

The test expires in like 30 minutes.

You've been given new blowjobs. I know, but come on, you need to hop on.

One of you has to ride my face and one of you has to ride my cock.

I mean, you've already said yes.

Come on, adios, adio. Shake on it.

I've been on top.

God bless you.

Thank you, sir.

Why don't you put your eyes on her?

your sister's pussy?

Yes, their pussy is so fucking good.

Oh my god.

My sister has a handle like fucking throwing dogs on you. Oh my god.

Yeah,

throw it back. Just throw it back.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you, Sophia.

Yeah.

Just like that. Don't you stop. Don't you fucking stop.

Tell me how much you like it. I like it. Tell me how much you fucking like it.

I like it. It feels so good.

It feels so fucking good.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

for your tears on your sister's back.

Fucking me.

Let's get a good grade.

Of course.

Anytime.

You know, we'll be around.

Yeah. You can use us.

All throughout college.

All right.

We made a deal, man. Yeah.

We did, didn't we?

We're sticking to it. All right. Well, I hope you guys.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so excited to find a cake to bake my step-sis for her birthday.

Oh, my gosh. This recipe looks so good.

I bet it's even better than Mom's.

Hey, sweetness. What you up to?

Oh, hey, Daddy.

I'm just looking online for a recipe to bake a cake for Mia for her birthday.

Aw, that's so sweet of you.

Thank you. What do you got so far?

I found this really cool looking chocolate cake. I think she'd love it.

She does love chocolate.

Yeah, it's her favorite.

Let's see.

Doesn't that look yummy?

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Yeah, I'm so excited to start baking this for her.

Are you going to do the fudge from scratch too?

I want to. I don't know if I'll be able to make it myself.

Maybe you could help me.

Yeah, I could help you.

Oh, I like that one.

Yeah. That one looks really good, too.

Yeah, it looks so yummy.

Oh, my gosh. And getting so excited to surprise her.

Yeah.

She'll really appreciate it. You're such a sweetheart.

Thanks, Daddy.

You want to surprise her, huh?

Yeah, I really want to surprise her.

I hope she's super shocked.

Well, I tell you what, I will help you make the cake.

Thank you, Danny.

I definitely need your help to do it so it turns out.

Yeah.

When we go to do it, I'll take her out to lunch so that way you can get it

done. Oh my gosh, that sounds perfect. So then she'll have no idea what I'm

doing. Yeah.

It'll be a full-on surprise.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Daddy. That sounds wonderful.

We'll have to go out and get the groceries soon, though. Yeah, I don't

think we have any of the chocolate or butter and stuff.

So we can go grab that, and then you can take her out so I can start baking?

Yeah.

Okay. And I'll try and get some of the baking done with you, like get the fudge

and stuff started.

Okay. Thank you, Daddy. Yeah, we could mix it, and then by the time she's home,

then... I'll just be able to throw it in the oven alone.

Shouldn't be too hard for me to handle that.

What decorations are you thinking about?

I think probably rainbow sprinkles and some cute little candles.

Yeah. Yeah, she always loves rainbow.

Yeah.

Oh, we can get some of those little plastic monkeys.

Oh, yeah, and then we can put them on the top to decorate the cake.

Yeah. Yeah, she loves monkeys. Those are her favorites.

Oh, my gosh. I think she'll be so, so happy that we surprised her.

You know what would be cool is if we do, like, green frosting on top and then put

the monkeys like they're swinging around the sides. Oh, my gosh, like a little

jungle.

That sounds so cute.

Is that done? Do you think they'll have any of those glitter sprinkles she

likes? Yeah,

we can get the edible ones too. So that way it's right in there.

It'll be so yummy, the glare cake.

Yeah, I'm so excited.

I want to try to make little flowers on top or something.

Make it extra special for her.

Just pretty as she is.

Make sure you email me the list.

Yeah, I'll send you the list, Daddy. I'll send it right now.

Make sure we get everything.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

What was that?

Nothing. What are you guys doing?

You guys are being very sneaky. I want to see.

What is it?

You guys are being very sneaky. Let me see it.

Really?

You're being very sneaky.

Don't worry about it. Baby, it's nothing.

Well, Chef Daddy, I'm going to get it out of you somehow.

No. Yeah? Yeah, I am.

I don't know. I was just helping her with a school project.

She's going to need a little extra help. Don't worry.

Don't worry, baby. You're going to get an A on the project.

Thank you.

This one's all paranoid.

She just thinks we're up to something.

Yeah, you guys are being very sneaky.

No, we're not. No, you are. I told you I was helping her with a project.

She has a big science project coming up and I was showing her a few sites where

she could do some research.

Yeah? Yeah. He's really smart. He's just helping me, I promise.

Don't need to worry.

You guys do realize tomorrow's my birthday, right?

Oh, shit. Is it?

Yes. Oh, my goodness. I've been telling you guys for days.

I flipped my mind, Susie. I'm sorry. You're so rude.

Sweetie, I'm sorry. I didn't even realize it. I've been so busy with work

and everything. Yeah, I've been so stressed out by my project.

Yeah.

That's not fair.

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to disappoint you.

Maybe we'll just do something.

Like, late.

It'll just have to be a little bit late because it'll take a while to find your

present. I'm sorry.

I don't know what you want me to tell you.

Life happens sometimes.

It's not that I don't care about you. Not to me.

Yeah, there's got to be something to take your mind off of.

Yeah, there is.

I love you. I love you.

I hope you do too.

I think she's going to do really good on that project.

Yeah, me too.

The site I showed her has a lot of research and stuff on it. Yeah, it

sounds like it.

So it'll be really good.

You guys are being very sneaky, though. We're not being sneaky.

She's just working on a project. We wanted to pay attention to you when you

came in.

All right, guys. Drive safe, okay? Bye-bye.

Well, you know what, baby?

Since I can't do anything for your birthday tomorrow because I forgot, I'm

sorry.

You want to go to lunch today?

Yeah, I would love to. We'll go to that Brazilian place that you like. Oh, I

love that place.

Okay.

Okay.

Yay. Thank you, Daddy.

You're welcome, sweetie.

Yay. Can we go, like, right now?

Yeah, right now. Okay. We'll go.

Your sister is going to love this so much.

I know. I'm so excited to see her reaction when we get to her. Yeah, it's

going to be fantastic.

Thank you.

You're such a nice sister for doing that for her. Thank you.

I just want to make her happy.

She's the best sister ever.

You got all the things you need for the rest of it?

Yeah. I made measuring cups.

Things that we need.

Me too.

I was worried about the spices.

I thought maybe they might be out.

I'm so happy that you got her distracted so that I can bake them for you later.

Yeah, she's got a bunch of errands to run.

She should be busy for a few hours.

Oh, yeah.

She's going to be busy all day. We can make it perfect.

Yeah, we'll have plenty of time to get all this done.

There you go, sweetie.

Here's the eggs.

Thank you. How many does the recipe go for?

Just two.

Just two? Oh, okay.

Well,

I don't know why.

I took two.

Yeah, so go ahead and put that other egg in, baby. There you go.

Good job, sweetie.

Thank you.

I'm not really much of a baker, but I still hope it turns out well.

That's easy. You just follow the instructions.

Whatever the best because.

I'm not always the best at that.

I know, I know. But you're getting better.

Your pockets are turning out well. Thank you.

I'm trying so hard. I just want to be good.

You're good, baby. You're getting there.

I'm trying my best.

I'm here to supervise.

I want to make Mia this delicious cake.

I just want to make her happy and feel good.

I'm sure she's going to be ever so great.

I hope so.

There you go. Whip it all up.

You've got to make sure you get it all.

I don't think I added enough milk. It doesn't look right.

You just got to keep mixing.

It will spread out eventually.

Okay.

I don't want to overdo the milk.

Okay.

I don't want to mess up the cake.

Yeah.

It's like it's starting to come together now.

There you go, yeah.

That's about what it should look like.

You think this is right?

Yeah. Just keep mixing it. Make sure it's all thorough.

You don't want any of those chunks in there. Yeah.

To make a good cake burger.

Yeah.

Thank you.

She's going to love it.

That looks great.

I don't think she had any idea at all, babe.

See how heartbroken she looked when we forgot her birthday?

I know. She was so sad.

That's okay. I don't want to make her sad.

I hope that it makes the surprise even better and that she's so, so happy to

get this cake from us. Yeah, she's going to love it.

and all the decorations and stuff we're going to put up.

It'll make her feel super special.

I hope it's the best birthday party ever.

Oh, yeah.

The decorations and the monkeys and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, all her

favorite stuff.

Yeah, she's going to love it.

Sometimes you have to let people down to build them back up.

It's going to be such a surprise.

Mm-hmm. Get in there. Mix it up real good.

Yeah.

Trying my best. Mm-hmm.

I think that looks probably pretty good. Yeah, you think it's done? Yeah, here,

let me get the cake pan for you.

Oh,

yeah,

that's good.

I'm so excited.

Get it all in there. You should give it a taste.

Yeah, you think so? Yeah, give it a taste. Make sure it came out right.

I know I'm not really supposed to eat raw batter, but... Is it good?

Mm-hmm.

Good job. And you're so sweet, just like me.

Just like you. You're both angels.

I love you both.

Sweet little girls. Oh, I love you so much.

That's it. Spread it all around. We're good.

You don't want it to be too thick in one spot. Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, nothing, sweetie. Oh, nothing. I'm just making some blondies. for my class.

I'm really excited.

I think they're going to love them.

Okay.

That should be fun.

I was trying to teach her how to follow a recipe.

Aw,

that's cute.

That's so sweet of you.

You're such a sweetheart, Garland. Yeah, she really is.

You better give me a, can you give me like a piece of it at least?

Did you find something to do for your birthday? No.

It's like nobody remembered.

Oh, I'm so sorry, baby.

Yeah. We'll think of something fun next time.

I hope so.

Maybe we'll go to the beach.

Yeah. That's so nice of you, Sissy.

Oh, thank you. I really hope they love it.

Yeah, they are.

Thank God you finally got her out of here.

You did such a good job getting these, baby.

Thank you.

I'm so proud of you.

Thank you. I feel excited to see her reaction when she comes in. Probably

she's going to be so surprised.

Yeah, you think so? Yeah.

I don't think she had any idea, but I'm still nervous.

She's been pouty for the last few days.

She's going to love it.

Yeah, she's such a brat.

That's all right. You get that sign?

Yeah. Awesome. Let me see.

Oh, that looks fantastic, baby.

Yeah? Yeah, you're doing... Yeah, I think it's all right.

Okay.

That looks great, darling.

Where did you put the happy birthday things?

Oh, they're in the kitchen on the counter.

Okay, cool. I'll grab those for a second. And we got the party hats.

Yeah, I think we have everything. Everything seems set, and it looks

perfect. Yeah, I want it to be amazing when she comes in. Me too. I'm so

excited to surprise her. Yeah.

especially since we let her down and now we've got to lift her back up.

That looks great, baby.

Yeah, you think so? Yeah, you got it? Yeah.

It's finishing up.

Come here.

We'll just wait for her now.

That's good.

She's going to love this.

It's set up so good.

Party hats and everything.

I can't wait for her to see it.

It's going to be so much fun.

Everything seems to be set.

Just need the birthday girl.

Yep.

Okay, she should be home in just about any minute.

I'm so excited to see her.

She's going to be so surprised and so happy. The look on her face is going to

be priceless.

We've got the birthday hats, the au pair.

Is there anything that we're forgetting?

I don't think so.

I think it's all set and it looks perfect.

So happy with how it all turned out.

Yeah, it looks great.

Let's go over there. That way we can see what you've got.

Oh, that's a good idea.

I can't wait to see y'all happy birthday.

She's going to smile so big.

She has no idea either.

I didn't even text her happy birthday today.

No, I didn't either, and I feel kind of bad.

That's all right. She's going to love it when she comes in.

I wonder if she went out to see friends or anything.

Yeah, she said she didn't have any plans.

Oh, so she probably will be home any minute now.

Yeah, she should be. Oh my gosh, that's exciting.

She texted me earlier and said she was on her way home.

I wonder if I can see her pull up outside.

Hey, let's keep an eye out for her.

Is that her car?

I don't know. It might be.

Oh my gosh, that is her car. Oh my gosh, she's here.

This is going to be awesome.

Oh my gosh.

Here she comes.

I can't feel surprised.

Yeah, it's going to be great.

Look at her face.

A little pouty brat.

She'll be so mad.

You're welcome, sweetie.

I thought you forgot.

You know, we've been planning this the whole time.

It's so cute.

I love it.

We did the best we could with the decorations. I love it. It's so cute.

Oh, my God. And the cake.

That's your favorite. That's what she made. That's what she was making the

other day. That's what you made the other day.

I tricked you. Oh, my God.

We totally got it.

Good job. You guys.

I love your smile.

I love you.

Oh, my God. It's so good.

Oh my god, it's so good. Did she do such a good job for us? She did.

I love you.

You're the best sister ever.

I love you.

Happy birthday, Mimi. Aw, you got a little birthday hat?

Yeah. Aw.

And now that you've got your surprise. It's so cute.

And you've had your bit of cake.

Uh-huh.

What else do you have for me? Well, now it's time for your birthday cake.

Ooh.

Get up there and fix your own ass up. Okay.

It's time for spanking.

Oh, God.

Little birthday girl from your flat right here. Give her some swaps.

Give her some swaps. Give the birthday girl some spanking.

Oh, my God.

What did you get for being such a brat the last few days?

Not a little girl.

Whatever. You didn't think your daddy and sister would forget about your

birthday? I did.

No, never. We could never forget about you.

No way. Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Birthday spanks. Birthday spanks for the birthday girl.

Now it's birthday pussy legs.

I can't believe it that you guys forgot.

Oh, my God.

I love you guys.

I love you.

The decorations are so cute.

Yes. The cake was so good.

Oh, my. It's the best birthday ever.

Yeah.

You're such a sweetheart.

Thank you.

Did your friends ever end up doing anything for you? Yeah, we went to the

beach, actually. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, but it was lame.

Lame? Yeah, I didn't have you guys.

I'm glad we could cheer you up.

I just met him, you guys.

We missed you too, baby.

But it's okay. It gave us a chance to get everything ready.

You guys are making me feel so special.

You are special, ladies.

You're the most special. You're so cute.

Where did you learn how to cook like that?

Oh my gosh, I looked up a recipe online so I can make you your favorite.

That's what we were doing the other day on the laptop.

I knew it.

I knew something was up.

So no project?

No.

You guys got me.

I'm glad you're friends now. I was going to be mad at him.

You know, they're awesome.

Beautiful. Yeah.

A lot of fun.

Sorry,

I broke your party.

special sissy.

Oh, my God. He's so good.

Oh, my God. He just came all over my face.

Oh, my God.

He's so good.

Oh, my God.

That's good.

You're about to get some daddy dick. Oh, my God.

You ready, Princess?

I love tiny sticks stretching my legs.

Jesus Christ, you're doing crazy.

I'm going to slip your little face in. I'm going to slip your little face in.

That's what a birthday girl deserves.

Oh, yeah. Get that cocktail in your throat. Get it down your throat.

Honey, you're the prettiest little white place in the world.

Come on, come. Tell him now.

Tell him now.

Yeah, you fucked his little birthday girl.

You fucked his little birthday girl's face.

Rock, rock.

Hi,

guys. Thank you.

It's just so good.

And I don't want to share.

You can get up on my face, though, baby.

Thank you, Daddy.

Thank you.

You want some gum, baby? Yeah. Lay down.

Lay down. I'm glad he's come really back.

We both.

Good job, Sissy. We got Daddy's coat. Yeah, we did.

Thank you for the birthday.