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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Mmm, so good.
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Oh, you know, so I can't take this.
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You can't eat pizza with a knife and
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fork.
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Yes, I can.
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No, you can't.
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You know, there are places in this city
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that kill you for eating pizza like that.
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Well, I'm not in one of those places.
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I'll be so sure.
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What is your problem?
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This is the way I eat pizza.
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I like to be civilized.
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A piece of cheese hanging from your face
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there.
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Mmm.
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That's nice.
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That's very nice.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, wait a minute.
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I need to talk to you.
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Well, clearly, you and I have different needs.
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Look, look, I don't want to just jump
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into sex.
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I want the first time to be romantic.
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I mean, we haven't even had a proper
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first date yet.
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We've known each other for over a year.
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I mean, come on.
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Don't I get credit for time served?
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Time served?
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What is this, a conjugal visit?
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Apparently not, or we'd be conjugulating by now.
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I want a real date, John.
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This is a real date.
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No, no, no.
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This is you ordering a medium pizza, getting
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a large by accident, and then climbing up
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the fire escape and asking me if I
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wanted a slice.
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Oh, so now I'm being punished for kindness?
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You just don't get it.
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You are so unromantic.
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No, wait a second.
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I know what you mean.
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I know what you mean.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I think I got a candle around here
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someplace.
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I got some Lionel Richie.
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How about that, huh?
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Romantic enough for you?
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John, asking me to explain romance to you
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is, for the record, not romantic.
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So, thanks for dinner, but you'll have to
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find something else to do for dessert.
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Oh, no, hey, hey, come on.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, yes, I'm going.
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Who cares?
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Go home, you know?
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Who needs you?
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I'll finish this off myself.
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I'm talking about the pizza.
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Hey, Chris, do me a favor.
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Can you keep an eye on the counter?
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I gotta go visit my nana at the
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home.
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I didn't know your grandmother was in the
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home.
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Oh, yeah, it was getting too tough for
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her to live alone.
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I mean, climbing up all those stairs, and
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she kept losing stuff, and, well, you know
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I was no help there.
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I don't think she's ever been so happy.
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I'll see you.
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Yeah.
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Anybody want to know why his nana's so
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happy?
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And it's not because he brings her candy
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every week.
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She's having sex.
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Ew.
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How do you know that?
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My brother knows a guy who works there.
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One night, he hears this noise coming from
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a room, so he checks it out, and
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he sees Nana and some geese are going
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at it like a couple of rabbits.
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A couple of wrinkly old rabbits.
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Ew!
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Oh, stop.
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I think it's sweet.
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When I was a kid, I was at
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a friend's house, and by mistake, I saw
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his grandmother step out of the shower naked.
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It was not sweet.
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Wouldn't he think you get to a certain
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age and your sex drive would shrivel up
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like, you know, everything else?
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Well, let's find out.
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No, no, no.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Are you interested in sex?
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What do you mean with me?
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Come on, I'd crack you like a crab.
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Thanks.
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There's an old man out there whacking Hector
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with a cane like he's a piñata.
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I swear, I saw candy come flying out
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of him.
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Turkey sandwich to-go, please.
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You, uh, you didn't come in for breakfast
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this morning.
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I thought maybe you were mad because of
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last night.
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What happened last night?
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Nothing, I wasn't mad.
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Doesn't sound like nothing.
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It's none of your business.
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No, it just felt like, uh...
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Felt like what?
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Nothing.
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Hey, what are you, a three-year-old?
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Come on.
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Go away.
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You're not the boss of me.
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, right.
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Anyway, I thought about what you said about
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us having a proper date.
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Well...
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You, me, dinner, Friday.
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Oh, John, you sweep me off my feet.
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What'd I do wrong now?
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Look, would it kill you to call me
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and ask me out nicely?
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I'm standing right here.
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Why should I call you?
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You know something?
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I give up.
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I have no idea what you're on about.
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It's like I...
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Hello, diner.
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Oh, John, what a surprise.
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Uh, yeah, I'd love to have dinner Friday.
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Oh, let me just check my calendar.
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Come on.
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I don't have enough anytime minutes.
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Do you want to go?
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Okay, fine.
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I'd love to.
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Thank you.
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Oh, what a bummer.
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What was that?
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I said I'll see you Friday.
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Now, what is it with you women?
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You know, you meet a guy, you like
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him.
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But the minute you find out he likes
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you, you start trying to change him from
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what he is into what you want him
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to be, which as near as I can
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tell is another woman.
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You know, and I think down deep, you're
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all lesbians.
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I assume this is about Chris.
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Everything has to be romantic with her.
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I walk in there this morning and I...
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Amazing.
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All these years.
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Who knew that would work?
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John, I cannot listen to any more about
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you and Chris.
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I am not your mother.
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I am not your shrink.
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But most of all, I'm not interested.
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You have to be.
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I pay you.
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Not enough for that.
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Well, just out of curiosity, how much more
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would I have to...
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Oh.
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Uh, Linda, get in here, will you?
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Okay, I knew this was coming.
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That two-hour phone call to Brazil, it
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really was a wrong number.
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But Gilberto and I just happened to hit
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it off.
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Yeah, it's not about that.
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We'll be later.
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But right now, I just want your opinion
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on something.
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It's about...
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It's about me and Chris.
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Isn't this the kind of thing you usually
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talk to Margaret about?
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Well, she wanted to, but, you know, uh...
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It's a dating thing, and between you and
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me, she's a little out of touch.
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I know.
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It's so sad.
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Anyway, anyway, what is...
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You know, why is it...
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The second a woman meets a guy she
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likes, right away she tries to change him?
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The truth is...
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men and women are different.
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I hope I've been of some help.
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It's not that sad.
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Come on, I'm serious.
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Okay, I didn't want to say this because
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Chris is a friend, but if she's trying
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to change you, she's out of her mind.
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I mean, you're a handsome, successful, intelligent, caring
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physician.
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Any woman would be lucky to have you.
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Yeah, you're up for salary review, aren't you?
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Next week.
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Yeah, get out.
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It was the handsome, wasn't it?
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I knew that was...
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Get out.
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Get out.
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Hector, what's wrong?
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This whole old people still doing a thing
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makes me a little bummed out.
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Why would that bother you?
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Well, this may surprise you, but...
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I don't do as well with women as
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you might think.
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No, no, it's true.
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But I figured by the time I got
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older, it wouldn't matter because, well, I just
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wouldn't care.
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Now I find out I got another 50,
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60 years of rejection to look forward to.
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Look, Hector, don't worry.
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I mean, one day you'll...
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One day I'll what?
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Give me a second.
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Oh, John, glad you're here.
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Look, I heard about this great seafood place
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in the neighborhood.
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I thought maybe we'd go there Friday night.
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What do you think?
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Whatever.
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Um, where's Jake?
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He's running an errand.
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What's the matter?
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Uh, it's his grandmother.
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I'm her doctor, so they call me from
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the home.
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Apparently she's passed away.
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Oh, my God.
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It happened.
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Said she had a heart attack.
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But he said she was feeling great.
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Maybe a little too great.
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Uh, she had a heart attack while...
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in the act.
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The act?
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Yeah, that one.
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Talking about sex, right?
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Is Jake new?
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Good afternoon, huh?
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Could it be a more beautiful day?
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I'm going with no.
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I can't believe it.
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I just saw her yesterday.
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She was fine.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I mean, I knew this day would come,
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but I guess you're never really ready for
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it, right?
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Mm.
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I hate to think of her dying all
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alone.
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She wasn't exactly alone.
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00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:21,860
What?
284
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:22,780
She was with someone?
285
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:24,480
Yeah, yeah.
286
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,980
She was, uh, she was with a guy.
287
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:26,260
Really?
288
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:26,920
A doctor?
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00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:27,760
No, no, no.
290
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,480
He was, uh, he was more of a
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friend.
292
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:30,780
Yeah.
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00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:32,000
A naked friend.
294
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,360
What were you talking about?
295
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What is the matter with you?
296
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,960
The man has a right to know.
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00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:39,740
Know what?
298
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:40,740
What are you talking about?
299
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,520
Apparently this friend and your nana knew each
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00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,440
other very, very well.
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00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,580
Uh, you might say intimately.
302
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,000
What are you trying to say?
303
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,200
Uh, well, they knew each other in the
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00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,460
biblical sense.
305
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,100
What are you trying to say?
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00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,620
Jake, they were having sex and she died.
307
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What are you trying to say?
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00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,720
John, we should have left five minutes ago.
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I don't want to be late.
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For a funeral, what difference does it make?
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00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,080
Now, Nana's dead, Jake's blind.
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No one's gonna notice if we're late.
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Now, come here, come here, come here.
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I want some help.
315
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Look at this.
316
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,260
See, I got this, uh, menu from a
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seafood place where Chris wants to go on
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our date.
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Don't want to talk about that.
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I'm not talking about Chris.
321
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I'm talking about lobster.
322
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Look, every time you see lobster, it says
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MP, that's market price.
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That means they can charge anything they want.
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It's like a license to steal.
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So don't order the lobster.
327
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Please, who do you think you're talking to?
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00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,860
I'm worried about Chris.
329
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,640
If she orders a $50 lobster, I'm gonna
330
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be forced to order, like, a $4 salad
331
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,360
and I'm gonna be eating it and resenting
332
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,340
her the whole time.
333
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,520
Anger's gonna build.
334
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,600
She's gonna ask me what's wrong and you
335
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,880
know me, I won't say anything.
336
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,360
I'll try to hold it back until I
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00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,220
can't stand it anymore and at the end
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00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,120
of dinner, I'll reach across the table and
339
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,820
strangle her with her butter-soaked lobster bit.
340
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,560
How's that gonna work?
341
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Linda, let's go.
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I don't want to be late.
343
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,580
You know, maybe one of us should stay
344
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,680
here just in case a patient shows up.
345
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,540
No, they won't.
346
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,640
I rescheduled everyone till after 4.
347
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,200
Now, come on.
348
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,860
But what if there's an emergency?
349
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,180
Then they'll go to the emergency room.
350
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,120
Now, let's go.
351
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:46,900
I'm not going.
352
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:47,580
I can't.
353
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,600
I hate funerals.
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They freak me out.
355
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Excuse me.
356
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,460
How long would it take you to download
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00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:55,640
an article on unsafe bacterial level in lobster?
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00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,540
Linda, stop this.
359
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,580
You have to go.
360
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,460
It's for Jay.
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00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,400
I know, but I hate dead people.
362
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,000
It's nothing personal, but the waxy skin, the
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00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,900
hideous makeup.
364
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:12,340
I'm not going and you can't make me.
365
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,940
Linda, you are acting like a child.
366
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,160
Now, you are going.
367
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,280
I hate you!
368
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,740
Linda, stop this.
369
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,600
You are going and that is final.
370
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,840
Okay, I'll go.
371
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,600
But the last time I went to a
372
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,540
funeral, I threw up in the coffin.
373
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,340
Maybe she could stay.
374
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:47,920
Oh, hey, you know, those appetizers look great.
375
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,400
Want me to get us a couple of
376
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:49,900
plates here?
377
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,580
Nah, I don't want to ruin my appetite
378
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,140
for dinner.
379
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,540
You know, that restaurant flies the lobsters in
380
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:55,320
fresh from Maine.
381
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,580
Yeah, you say that like that's a good
382
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,100
thing, but I don't know, you know.
383
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,540
They put them in crates, they throw them
384
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:02,240
on planes.
385
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,800
You know, lobsters aren't stupid.
386
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,640
They know they're gonna die, and I'm thinking
387
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,680
they probably tense up when the meat gets
388
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,200
all tough.
389
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:09,760
What the hell are you talking about?
390
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,000
It just occurred to me that if you're
391
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after, you know, a nice tender piece of
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00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,900
meat, you can't go wrong with a piece
393
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:16,300
of chicken.
394
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,380
Hold this, Jay.
395
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:17,520
Oh.
396
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,260
You have beautiful eyes.
397
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,140
They're up here.
398
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,100
I got a room down the hall.
399
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,700
I've got a husband at home.
400
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,280
So what's your point?
401
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:39,380
Hey, Jake, how you holding up?
402
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,560
I guess I'm okay.
403
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,780
I just can't stop thinking about the guy
404
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:44,360
she was with.
405
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,860
Yeah, well, try not to make yourself crazy
406
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,360
thinking about it.
407
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,460
Yeah, what's important is that she had someone.
408
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:51,460
Hey, I'm well aware that she had someone.
409
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,720
Ain't no need to make a brother dwell
410
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,020
on it.
411
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:53,440
Come on.
412
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:56,500
What she meant was, you know, you should
413
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,420
try to get the picture of the two
414
00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,620
of them out of your head.
415
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:00,100
Oh, you're right.
416
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:00,600
I'm sorry.
417
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:03,220
I guess I should focus on what's important
418
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:06,340
and not that picture.
419
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,140
Excuse me, young man.
420
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,660
I'm Charles Evans.
421
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,020
I was with your grandmother when she passed.
422
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,420
And the picture's back in.
423
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,020
Ruth was very special to me.
424
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:26,860
What we had was beautiful in life affirming.
425
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,160
Well, now, did you hear that, Jake?
426
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,140
Beautiful.
427
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,960
It's important to me you understand it wasn't
428
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,900
just physical.
429
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:39,460
Oh, come on.
430
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:42,240
Oh, we took walks.
431
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,540
We saw movies.
432
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,420
Then once in a while, we'd light a
433
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:52,460
candle, play a little Coltrane.
434
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:53,580
Hmm.
435
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,460
I'm really gonna miss her.
436
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,890
Sounds like he cared about her very much.
437
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,130
What do you say, Jake?
438
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:10,510
Mm-hmm.
439
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:15,369
Yes, I am glad that she had someone.
440
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:18,369
Excuse me, young man.
441
00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:22,810
I just want you to know that Ruth
442
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,069
was very special to me.
443
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:32,630
What we had was beautiful there.
444
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,680
Poor guy.
445
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,980
His mind must be going.
446
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,060
He doesn't remember just talking to me.
447
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:46,520
Uh, different guy, Jake.
448
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,440
What?
449
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,320
She was sleeping with two men?
450
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,060
Excuse me.
451
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:57,260
Your grandmother was the most special woman.
452
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:02,500
She awakened things in me that I thought
453
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,160
died long ago.
454
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,380
Different guy?
455
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,520
I'm afraid so.
456
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,720
Oh, man, my nana was old.
457
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,220
You know, if we've learned anything today, it's
458
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,420
that life is fleeting.
459
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,520
We could go just like that.
460
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,940
So you've got to make the moments count.
461
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,660
You know, with only one arm, that wheelchair
462
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:42,140
would just go round and round and round.
463
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:53,230
Yeah, yeah, she made you happy, beat it.
464
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:57,370
Jake, Jake, it doesn't matter that your nana
465
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,630
had sex with a lot of men.
466
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,990
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
467
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:01,330
-la-la.
468
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,870
What's important is that she had romance in
469
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,490
her life right up until the end.
470
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,730
Some women wait their whole lives for that
471
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,710
and they never get it.
472
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,490
She was lucky.
473
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,150
We're going out to dinner.
474
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,150
What more do you want?
475
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,900
I guess you're right.
476
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:23,080
I just loved her, and I wanted her
477
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,000
to be happy, and I guess she was.
478
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,860
I think I'm just upset because she's gone.
479
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,520
You're Ruth's grandson, aren't you?
480
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,100
Yes, yes.
481
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,080
I just want to say that your nana
482
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:45,460
was the most special woman she taught me.
483
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:57,470
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
484
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:58,790
Hey, Chris, it's John.
485
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:00,690
Uh, midnight.
486
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:02,290
So what are you doing?
487
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:03,710
Sleeping?
488
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,090
Ah, I'm not any more than that.
489
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,010
Hey, come on down, will you?
490
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,150
No, no, this is important.
491
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:12,450
Meet me on the fire escape.
492
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:38,380
Oh, my
493
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,240
God.
494
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,020
Yeah, really.
495
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,560
Oh, I...
496
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,500
Flowers and wine.
497
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,160
It's so romantic.
498
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,640
John, I'm touched.
499
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:58,140
I'm sorry about our date.
500
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,180
You know, I got back to the office.
501
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,820
It was wall-to-wall patience.
502
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:04,020
I was just about to leave.
503
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,100
Some guy walked in with food poison.
504
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,880
Lobster, by the way.
505
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:11,500
Anyway, you know, I just wanted to, you
506
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,260
know, do something special and say I'm sorry.
507
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,640
Oh, hey, you said you liked it.
508
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,880
It's so beautiful.
509
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:24,860
What?
510
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:28,180
Oh, no, no, no.
511
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,320
I'm hideous.
512
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,160
Hey, you know, not my choice of words.
513
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,700
I mean, I see where you're coming from,
514
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,160
but...
515
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,320
I mean, you finally did everything right, but...
516
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,580
But?
517
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,300
But what?
518
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,680
Well, I mean, I'm in this bathrobe and
519
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,340
these dopey slippers and...
520
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,000
And I've got bed head.
521
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,220
I mean, you're not supposed to have bed
522
00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:00,100
head before you sleep with somebody.
523
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,200
I mean, I just...
524
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,720
I wanted our first time to be perfect.
525
00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:06,320
No, hey, you know, life's not perfect.
526
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,860
Hey, you know, you got to take moments
527
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:08,600
when they...
528
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,340
Hold on a second.
529
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,760
You got a little crusty goober.
530
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:18,880
John, I...
531
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,040
I really want to, but I just...
532
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,640
Hey, I tell you what, I tell you
533
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:23,740
what.
534
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:24,360
Go to bed.
535
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,100
Really, get some sleep.
536
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:27,920
You sure?
537
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,460
Yeah, yeah.
538
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:33,960
We are gonna do this.
539
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:34,440
I know.
540
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,640
Good night.
541
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,380
Good night.
542
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,140
Don't worry about me.
543
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,300
I'll just finish this off myself.
544
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,640
I'm talking about the wine.
545
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,140
I know.
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