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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Who is it?
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It's Chris.
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Just a second.
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Hey, what's going on?
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I'm sorry to bother you, John.
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No problem.
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Everything all right?
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Yeah, yeah, it's just that I was upstairs
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alone in my place thinking that you were
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down here alone in your place and...
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And what?
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And suddenly I just felt like...
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Like what?
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Felt like what?
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Like I had to do this.
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What the hell was that?
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Harrison, here's a piece of advice.
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If you're gonna go camping, either learn what
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poison ivy looks like or bring toilet paper,
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you moron.
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That must have been hard to look at.
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Another ass with a rash.
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Part of the glamour I call my life.
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John, I put insurance forms on your desk
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three days ago.
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Did you sign them yet?
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You know, I hate it when you ask
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questions you already know the answer to.
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Do you really?
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Yeah, see, right there, you're doing it.
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You're late.
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I'm sorry, Margaret, but it's not my fault.
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My taxi was hit by a runaway hot
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dog cart.
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Of all the lame excuses.
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It's the truth.
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I'm lucky to be alive.
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Yesterday, the president's motorcade broke down and he
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ran inside to use your toilet.
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Okay, that wasn't true.
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Oh, the day before that...
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All right, I lie all the time, but
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this is clearly not a lie.
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My lies have flair and imagination.
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This whole hot dog story is beneath me.
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Ooh, what is that smell?
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Hot dog juice!
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I'm covered in it!
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Go ahead, taste my coat.
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Oh, my God, you really were in an
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accident.
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Are you all right?
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My head hurts and I smell like a
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big wiener.
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I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, well, I'm all right now, but not
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for long.
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Yesterday, my purse was stolen and now this.
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That's two down, one to go.
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I'm in big trouble, Margaret.
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What are you talking about?
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Bad things always happen in threes.
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Celebrities die in threes.
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Three in a match is bad luck.
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Three strikes and you're out.
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That's from baseball.
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Oh, well, thank you for clearing that up.
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But, Linda, this whole notion of bad things
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happening in threes, that's just a silly superstition.
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Oh, tell that to my great-aunt Hilda.
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You fell off Mount Everest after being kicked
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by a yak.
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That's only two bad things.
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The yak kicked her twice.
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Lord, give me strength.
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You said it, sister.
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I need all the help I can get.
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What are you doing?
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Wishing I'd closed that door.
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Well, if you're looking for something to do,
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perhaps you can finish these insurance forms like
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I asked you to.
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Fine.
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Dr. John, leave me the hell alone.
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Are you happy now?
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You've been barking at people all morning.
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What's wrong with you?
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If I wanted to talk about it, I'd
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talk about it, but I don't want to
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talk about it.
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Fine.
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Can't you tell I want to talk about
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it?
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You are such a child.
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Okay, what is it?
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You ever have bad dreams?
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Well, sometimes I dream that I'm trapped beneath
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a giant blob of mashed potatoes, but then
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I wake up and find Lewis on top
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of me.
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At least you got the picture of Mr.
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Pearson's blistered ass out of my head.
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Well, John, if you're having restless nights, maybe
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you should just lay off to Chinese takeout
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before bed.
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It's not indigestion.
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It's something else.
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I keep having this dream about Chris.
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What kind of dream?
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Oh, that kind of dream.
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Yes, that kind of dream, and I know
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what you're going to say, that I like
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her, but I don't.
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When was the last time you had...
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Eight months ago, not that it's any of
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your business.
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Well, I was going to say, when was
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the last time you had a cigarette, but
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that does explain all the bad mornings.
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I quit smoking three weeks ago.
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My guess is you're probably just craving nicotine,
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and your mind is making you think that
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it's something else.
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You think so?
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Mm-hmm.
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Why don't you just go on the patch?
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Maybe that'll help.
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No, no, I'll just puff it out.
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Oh, come on, John.
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Why don't you for once in your life
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do something easy?
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If not for you, then for those of
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us who have to be around you.
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Come on, I know you got some samples
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around here somewhere.
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Linda, the phone!
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Oh, yeah, here's one.
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Roll up your sleeve.
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Margaret, I don't think I...
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Oh, come on, give it a try.
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It's free.
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Your favorite four-letter word.
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No, it's not my favorite, but it's right
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up there.
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Linda, answer that damn phone, will you?
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I can't.
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It could be bad thing number three.
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Shocking.
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I have no idea what she's talking about.
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Yes, Dr. John Becker here.
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All right, thanks very much.
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That's the lab.
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Their fax machine broke.
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Run over and bring the test results back,
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will you, please?
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Oh, no, no, I can't do that.
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What if I get to the lab and
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no one's at the front desk?
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I'll have to walk into the back to
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find somebody.
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Next thing I know, I walk into the
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wrong room, the door slams shut, and I'm
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stuck in the freezer with all the hearts.
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Linda, if you don't want to do it,
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just say so.
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Oh, I didn't know I could do that.
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I don't want to do it.
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I don't want to do it.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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Chris, can I have some coffee, please?
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Just give me a second, honey.
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I'll be right with you.
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What the hell was that about?
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What the hell was what about?
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Uh, nothing.
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Just coffee, please.
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Ah.
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Everything I put in my mouth just kills
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me.
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Becca, you're a doctor.
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Do me a favor.
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Take a look in here, will you?
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I'd rather die.
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Come on, Becca.
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I got something in my mouth.
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I don't know if it's a canker sore
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or an abscess or maybe it's a boil.
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Oh, that's disgusting.
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You want to feel it?
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No!
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All right, John, as long as you're giving
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free medical advice.
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Yeah, I'm not.
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I'm trying to have lunch here.
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No, come on.
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This will just take a second.
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There's something you got to look at.
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I got this irritation under my pants.
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Now, it's right where the waistband of my
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underwear hits my skin.
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Jake, I'm not looking in your underwear.
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Well, I'm not wearing underwear.
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It's too uncomfortable, so if you could just
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take a look at it real quick.
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Hey, forget it.
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You know, on the off chance my appetite
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comes back, can I have a turkey sandwich,
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please?
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Unless, of course, you got something that needs
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medical attention, too.
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Well, now that you mention it, my stomach's
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been feeling weird.
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It's not really an ache as much as
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a dull pain.
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For God's sake, you know, I only have
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to care about people when I'm at the
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office.
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Oh!
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I think it just burst!
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Oh!
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Make that sandwich to go.
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Oh, come on, Becker, just eyeball this thing.
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Come on, John, just reach into my pants.
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You don't have to look.
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Just give it a little feel.
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Oh, geez.
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Come on, guys, you heard him.
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He's on a break.
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Leave him alone.
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Thank you.
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I mean, you work so hard, and everyone
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asks so much of you.
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You're only one person.
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Doesn't anybody think about your needs?
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No, no, they don't.
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Yeah.
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You must be so stressed out.
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I wish I could take you away and
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show you how to really relax.
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I bet that feels better.
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Huh?
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What did you just say?
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I said, here's your sandwich.
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Not a good that did.
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Who is it?
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It's Chris.
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Just a second.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Sorry to bother you, John.
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No problem.
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Everything all right?
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Yeah, yeah, it's just that I was upstairs,
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alone in my place, thinking that you're probably
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down here, alone in your place, and...
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And what?
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And I suddenly just felt like...
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Like what?
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Felt like what?
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Like I needed to do this.
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I don't know if this is such a
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good idea.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Oh, it's awfully hot in here.
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Yeah, this is crazy.
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I gotta wake up.
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Okay, in a minute.
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My mouth hurts.
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Look at my pants.
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Hey, I was here first.
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We came here together.
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Help me.
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Help me.
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Help me.
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Help me.
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Help me.
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Help me.
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This cream the doctor prescribed doesn't work.
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So nice to see you again, Mrs. Weigand.
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Seems like you were just here yesterday.
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Well, I was here yesterday, and every other
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day this week.
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My rash came back.
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Do you know how annoying that is?
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Yes, I know how annoying it is when
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you think something has gone away and it
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just keeps coming back bothering you.
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Why don't you just go back to room
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one?
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The doctor will be with you in a
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moment.
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Well, I hope so, because I don't mind
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telling you that I have better things to
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do than to come here day after day.
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It's a big pain in the ass.
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Yes, you are.
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I know I'm late, but I had to
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walk here all the way from Manhattan.
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Oh, please don't tell me that this is
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about that silly superstition.
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It's not a superstition.
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It's real.
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Bad luck comes in threes.
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Look it up in the dictionary.
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Under what?
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Under all those other books over there.
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So you walked here?
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Well, I couldn't very well take public transportation.
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Buses collide.
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Trains crash.
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Bridges collapse.
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So instead, you thought it was safer to
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walk through some of the most dangerous neighborhoods
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in New York?
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Well, I couldn't very well run in these
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heels.
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Oh, God help me.
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Just take Mr. Maggio back to room two
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and get his vitals.
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I don't think so.
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Now, how could that be dangerous?
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Mr. Maggio's cute.
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So am I.
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He'd ask me out, but then he'd end
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up breaking my heart.
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Then I'd grow old and bitter and die
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alone in an apartment full of cats.
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And as you know, I'm allergic to cats.
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Okay, okay, enough.
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This whole thing has just gone far enough.
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I mean, look how this is upsetting you.
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You are pale, you are shaking, and you're
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breaking out.
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And what?
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It's a pimple.
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Margaret, I have a pimple.
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So?
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So, that's fantastic.
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That's bad thing number three.
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It's over.
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Oh, this is gonna be huge.
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I am so happy for you.
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Now, will you please take Mr. Maggio back
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to room two?
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And let him see me like this?
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I don't think so.
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The bad news is Mrs. Wigand is in
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room one.
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Her rash is back.
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It's red and irritating.
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That is also the good news.
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Now, I know that's not nice, but I
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hate her.
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Margaret, I don't treat Mrs. Wigand because I
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like her.
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I treat her because she has great insurance.
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Dr. Becker!
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Oh, brother.
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You look tired.
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Are you all right?
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00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,510
Oh, yeah, I'm just not getting enough sleep.
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I'm still having those stupid dreams.
364
00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:22,910
Even with the patch?
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Oh, it didn't help.
366
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,210
It has nothing to do with nicotine anyway.
367
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:29,950
Obviously, I still have feelings for Chris.
368
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,030
Well, then, why don't you talk to her
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00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:32,610
about it?
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Talk's not gonna do any good.
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She doesn't feel the same way.
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I'm just gonna have to move on.
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It's as simple as that.
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Dr. Becker!
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I know just how you feel.
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When I was in nursing school, I had
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some pretty intense feelings for a nurse in
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my class.
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Margaret, I had no idea you were...
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A male nurse.
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Dr. Becker!
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Walter was so great.
383
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Oh, he was smart, handsome, funny.
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We used to practice taking each other's blood
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pressure, and when he would take mine, I
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swear, it would just shoot right through the
387
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roof.
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00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,980
But the problem was, he didn't feel the
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same way.
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00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,180
Is anybody gonna help me?
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Excuse me.
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00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,710
So, how long did it take you to
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00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,810
get over this Walter guy?
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If I ever do, I'll let you know.
395
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:32,930
Well, that's a horrible story.
396
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,670
How's that supposed to make me feel better?
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Dr. Becker!
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Lord have mercy.
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The point is, unrequited love is a bitch,
400
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,330
and so is Mrs. Wigan.
401
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:54,900
Hey, Jay.
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00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:55,600
Chris here.
403
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,640
Uh, no, she went to the drugstore to
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get something for her stomach.
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Good.
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00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,740
Good meaning you're happy she's not feeling well?
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00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,660
No, good, just I don't want to see
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her right now.
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00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,440
Oh, is there something going on between you
410
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:08,640
two?
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00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,080
Well, you know, keep it to yourself, but
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I keep having this dream about Chris.
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00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:18,540
What, you mean that kind of dream?
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00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,660
Why does everybody ask me that?
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00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,040
Do you think I'd be upset if I
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had a dream where Chris and I are
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at Macy's shopping for luggage?
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00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,940
Of course I want to have a dream.
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00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:27,880
Take it easy.
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00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,820
I'm just trying to make sure.
421
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:29,880
Well, pay attention.
422
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:30,300
Okay.
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00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,020
In the dream, she comes to my apartment,
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00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:37,240
and we start kissing, and there's some groping.
425
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,940
It's awful, man.
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00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:39,780
What do you think it means?
427
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,460
Well, if it's awful, it means you're gay.
428
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,100
I don't know.
429
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:46,680
It's awful because if I'm dreaming about her,
430
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,320
it means I still like her, and she
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00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,620
doesn't feel the same way.
432
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,720
Well, what are you going to do about
433
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:50,840
it?
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00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,260
There's nothing I can do.
435
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,320
It's just like Walter, you know?
436
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,740
I'm going to be obsessing for the next
437
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,800
25 years.
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00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,140
Who's Walter?
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00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:00,200
A nurse.
440
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,300
Excuse me?
441
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,500
That's a long story.
442
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,280
I hope so.
443
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:08,580
Hey, guys, what's up?
444
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,640
Oh, no, nothing.
445
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,380
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
446
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,180
What was that about?
447
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,460
The minute I walked in here, you guys
448
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:14,960
stopped talking.
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00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:15,780
Were you talking about me?
450
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:16,220
No.
451
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,640
Well, what were you talking about?
452
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,320
Weather.
453
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:19,780
Baseball.
454
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:20,740
Baseball weather.
455
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:23,640
Wait a minute.
456
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,280
So it is me.
457
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,000
What is it?
458
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:27,480
My cologne, my leather jacket, my Cabbage Patch
459
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:27,820
dolls?
460
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,600
Excuse me?
461
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:31,920
What?
462
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,080
They're a good investment, okay?
463
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,820
And they have names, so you can't just
464
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,320
throw them out.
465
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,580
Come on, we don't keep secrets.
466
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,140
We're friends.
467
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,500
No one's going to judge you, right?
468
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,240
Okay, okay.
469
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,120
Well, John's having dreams about Chris.
470
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:44,840
Loser.
471
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,960
Why don't you quit banging your head against
472
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,380
the wall?
473
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,100
The woman's made it perfectly clear that she
474
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,640
wants absolutely nothing to do with you.
475
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,060
But why don't you just take the hint
476
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:54,960
and get over her?
477
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,640
Why don't you mind your own business?
478
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:57,540
I can do that.
479
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,200
Or I can give you some advice and
480
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:00,700
help you out.
481
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,520
Oh, yeah?
482
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,140
I'm going to take advice from you?
483
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,660
Uh, you know, when it comes to women
484
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,440
not liking you, who knows better than Bob?
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00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:10,280
All right.
486
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,440
What do you think I should do?
487
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,140
Simple.
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00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,819
Every woman has a certain something special about
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00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:16,780
her that's disgusting.
490
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,099
All you have to do is find out
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00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:21,119
what that is and obsess about it.
492
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,040
I mean, the way she talks, walks, eats.
493
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,260
Does she have a club foot?
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00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:24,980
A hump?
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00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,060
A walleye?
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00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,000
A monobrow?
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00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,020
Maybe even a hairy birthmark.
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00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,120
Whatever it is, just blow it out of
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00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,600
proportion until that's all she is to you.
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00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,060
What else you got, you idiot?
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00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,320
Well, you can always try and find her
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00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,400
mother and see if she's got a big
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00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:42,760
ass.
504
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:43,400
What?
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00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:44,960
Well, you know, that way you know if
506
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,560
you dodged a bullet.
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00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:46,720
Yeah, but...
508
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,960
What if her mother's got a great ass?
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00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,820
But then you hit on the mother.
510
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,600
What do you want from me?
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00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:51,420
Go.
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00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,660
Just go, will you?
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00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,300
All right, look.
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00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,960
You want to get rid of every feeling
515
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,840
you've ever had for her?
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00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,460
Marry her.
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00:17:59,280 --> 00:17:59,820
Lose her.
518
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,180
Well, you could go Bob's way.
519
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,080
Take a trip to Buffalo and size up
520
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,060
her mom's ass.
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00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:08,380
Or...
522
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,760
And I know this may sound crazy.
523
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,420
You could just tell her how you feel.
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00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,100
I can't tell her the truth, Jay.
525
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,480
Now, Bob's right.
526
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,660
I've been down that road.
527
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,320
And it leads to very bad things.
528
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:21,580
I don't want to be humiliated again.
529
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,940
Yeah, but what if she has the same
530
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:23,760
feelings for you?
531
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:24,960
Well, then she's just going to have to
532
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,960
put herself out there.
533
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,220
She's going to have to tell me.
534
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,540
That's never going to happen.
535
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,240
So I guess the next best thing is
536
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,560
just to obsess over something that I hate
537
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,100
about her.
538
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,000
Like what?
539
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,500
That's a problem.
540
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,740
I can't think of anything.
541
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:53,100
Oh, no.
542
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,620
Oh, no.
543
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:07,760
Hi.
544
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,760
I'm sorry to bother you, but I was
545
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,540
upstairs and you're down here, and I just
546
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,840
started to have these feelings.
547
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,920
Yeah, what kind of feelings?
548
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:18,860
I just...
549
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,000
What?
550
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,720
I just feel like...
551
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,340
What?
552
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,780
I just feel like I need to...
553
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:28,880
Oh!
554
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:34,730
Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
555
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,510
This time it had to be real.
556
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,150
No!
557
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,120
I'm sorry, John.
558
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,600
What are you talking about?
559
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,720
What do you have to be sorry for?
560
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,800
Your carpet.
561
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,800
Oh, I'll have it cleaned.
562
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,980
Yeah, and don't you worry about the bill.
563
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,620
Tell her you're feeling better.
564
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,320
Anyway, you know, it's me who should be
565
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,660
apologizing here.
566
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,520
I mean, you told me your stomach hurt
567
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,260
two days ago.
568
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,340
I didn't take it seriously.
569
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,660
Now, why didn't you tell me it was
570
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,280
this bad?
571
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,740
I thought it would get better.
572
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,900
Well, appendicitis doesn't get better on its own.
573
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,080
I can't believe you've been walking around in
574
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:21,860
this kind of pain.
575
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,820
Am I gonna be okay?
576
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,560
Oh, sure you are.
577
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,340
This is just a very routine operation.
578
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,460
I'm gonna be with you every minute.
579
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,240
I promise.
580
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,400
You're shivering.
581
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,460
I know.
582
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,660
I asked him to get me a blanket.
583
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,480
I don't know what happened.
584
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,460
Well, you know what?
585
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,320
I'll get you one.
586
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,340
I'm a doctor, you know.
587
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,060
There's a trick about getting what you want
588
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:44,580
in a hospital.
589
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,450
What the hell are you doing?
590
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:52,850
Oh, sorry.
591
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:53,950
I thought you were asleep, pal.
592
00:20:55,950 --> 00:21:00,070
And how are we feeling?
593
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:01,410
I don't know about you, but I feel
594
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,130
like crap.
595
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,930
Well, this will help with the pain.
596
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:08,910
It's Damerol, and it takes effect almost immediately.
597
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:09,890
Oh, thanks.
598
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:10,930
You're welcome.
599
00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:13,550
Okay, I'll be back soon.
600
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,430
We're almost ready to take you down.
601
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,870
Hey, I told you I'd find one.
602
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,410
Guy I took it from was cold.
603
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,690
Take a lot more than a blanket to
604
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:29,390
warm him up.
605
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:36,840
John?
606
00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:37,700
Yeah?
607
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,780
What, are you gonna throw up again?
608
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,080
No.
609
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:41,760
Oh.
610
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,300
I love you.
611
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:48,250
What'd you just say?
612
00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:50,730
I love you.
613
00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:56,390
Really?
614
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,190
I never thought I'd hear you say that.
615
00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:02,910
I mean, after all we've been through, I...
616
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:05,830
Oh, wow, you know, I...
617
00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:08,350
You know, I kind of feel...
618
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,550
You know, I've been thinking about you all
619
00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:10,650
night.
620
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,170
I can't get you out of my mind.
621
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:13,770
I've been dreaming about you.
622
00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:18,850
Well, I guess this means I think I
623
00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:19,890
love you, too.
624
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:22,030
No, I do.
625
00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:24,470
My God, I love you.
626
00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:28,670
Well, you know, this is kind of a
627
00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:29,370
big deal.
628
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,710
And how are we feeling?
629
00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:34,690
I love you.
630
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,860
Ready to go?
631
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:43,820
I love you.
632
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,480
I love you, too.
633
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:51,000
I love you.
634
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,600
Once you're out of Demerol, they love everything.
635
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,000
I love you.
636
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:08,110
Loser.
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