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previously

on Love Island

couples moved closer basically

I wasn't prepared but I'm a bit more prepared now

are you prepared now yeah and you know me

we could be a strong couple

Amy and Curtis I do see a future outside

guys playing

guys playing

what if they come in and literally blow you away

fears lead to tears

I just feel really out of my depth

because I've never been in this situation before

and two new girls make their entrance

I know what I want

you want me

the Villa's very own Danny Zuko's made Amy's half girlfriend

so get ready for a rousing rendition of you're the one that I want

probably but I'm hedging my bets cause you never know

meanwhile Lucy and Joe are exclusive

making him happier than he's been

since he got that generally satisfactory rating

from the Food Standards Agency

turns out he's a lot happier than Amy

we should go and have a girl's chat cause we never see you anymore

cause you're always with your bloody boyfriend

yeah

you're together all the time

I'm not I'm never with Curtis

we never cause what

we get together and then someone's like Curtis

can I see you Amy can I see you

OK well

you can you can take as much as you want

do you know why so I get to sleep with this bee

that's okay

Lucy needed me a lot

like in the first few days because she needed advice from people

and she hadn't really made an effort to bond with the other girls

but we never see her anymore because her and Joe just sit on their own

and then when I tried to you know

bring her back into the group

because I don't want her to feel like she's not in the group

I was basically shot down and told to go away

so I went over to Lucy and said um

we'll have a girls chat later because we never seen more

she was a bloody boyfriend I basically got told off

she went

no she's not

you're always with Kurtis

no I'm not

did she really get funny with you

she has a boyfriend I mean you always look after it

but I don't know you actually not though

you actually not he's got a chat in that but not all the time

certainly not you miss the girls most of the time

that's weird

that's a bit I heard miss Mama cry

I'm just gonna let it go I'm doing else I'm gonna let it go

that's someone else's mom

fuck you smell good smelling good smelling for no reason

spray loads of perfume expensive perfume

no you good

it's just the comment she's making

what she say what she said

I know you just saw what she just said in the kitchen

I just don't know why she's

did you feel like a weird vibe bro yeah

it's cause I want it to be happy

I want it to be happy for love yeah

exactly that's what I mean

don't get upset I know it's just annoying

didn't it don't get upset

don't worry about the people

no I know it's meant to be a good thing

I don't know why you've been like it

don't get upset

don't get upset you're far too pretty to cry alright

don't you think don't get upset

she's annoying

cause she was meant to be my closest friend and she's being weird

I I don't know why she can't just be happy for me yeah

we're here on Love Island for love

and I'm so happy for Amy that she has obviously found that in Curtis

so I feel that Amy

as soon as I've started to really show my feelings towards someone

Amy is like maybe got a little bit weird about it

I'm really happy for her

I just don't know why she couldn't be happy for me

Danny's taking you one day for a chat

get a move on you two

Amy said you've got 10 minutes couple time and that's your lot

what's going on hmm

I just wanted to

I wanted to say first of all

so I know I noticed I haven't said

it yet God that sounds so serious

this is serious for this is serious for me in it first

when I met you on a date that was also really good

and it was even better than I thought it was gonna go

and then just like settling into the villa and stuff

like I feel like you've been like such a massive part of that

like the nerves just kind of went because like

I'm getting to know you

I feel like you're bringing like a good side out of me

and I just wanted to say thank you for that

that's nice

haha

I think things are going really well with me and you on there um

we've got lots in common and we're clicking and it seems really easy

and obviously Molly Mae's in the villa as well

and don't get me wrong she's a lovely girl beautiful

but I don't think it quite matches the

the same connection the same energy that I'm getting from you

one day since you've came in yeah

maybe there is has been like a spring and my staff or whatever haha

stop whatever maybe it's kind of in a spring or whatever

oh whatever

obviously like when we went on a date

I felt really comfortable with you

and I just felt like there's like an instant connection

and since you came in like I'm happy that you're here yeah

at the same time like I don't like pressure like

I run a mile and I hate pressure too

and I just like yeah

I just want to take things slow

like I want things to happen like organically and like naturally

trust me like I really am hahaha

I'm pretty sure you know that like

all I've done is enjoy myself in here and laugh

and I'm grateful for that

and it's because of you know

a large part that's because of you

you're so cute it's not because of me

that's it's because of me

no I said a large part is because of you

OK I'll take that

yeah thanks

I like where things are going

don't do that

don't do what that

I think when you look at me

the bit where I look at you like yeah

sorry I kinda need to look at you

it would help if I looked at you sometimes

at least I'll stop it ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

hang on what are they laughing at

oh God

Anton spotted Anna single again

it's too late for her save yourself

the vicar of Dibley's on UK gold look amazing tonight

as always thank you babe

you know that I value you so much in here

like you're like my favorite girl in here

you're No. 1 but I just love the two pieces

and so I feel about you and Mike yeah

no I know that

I know that obviously Molly's came in

Molly's very much my type

you know that yeah

and that's that's my type

but I don't want you to ever feel like you're vulnerable in here

because as long as I'm in here

I've got your back thank you babe

and I mean I want you to find someone yeah

that so much and like

I don't I personally don't think Molly's the one for you

no

someone like Molly isn't good enough

yeah for me to choose over someone like you

thank you I mean

as much as she has my type

she's beautiful from the outside in

you're beautiful inside and out

yes you're maybe not necessarily my absolute type in paper

but I'm looking at someone like Molly

who probably is my type in paper to t

but I would just wouldn't want to be with someone like that

I don't know what he was trying to say

it's like comparing me to Molly and like Molly's a great girl

but we were just complete different people

I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not

it's not what to say because like

obviously I'd like to be the what

obviously if I was in a couple with a guy

I'd like to be their type as well

but I agree with what you're saying

but I just want I just want you to just know that you've got

my back I've got your back and I know you've got my back

and that's the thing

it's weird being single

because I've started this journey off in a couple with Shereef

and like I'm gonna miss him

but I do want to be someone's type to a t

someone that's attracted to me from the beginning

that's what I want and I'm just not settling for less

he was just like

I just want you to know that I've got your back and that like

even though Molly is my type to the t

even though Molly is my type to the t

like literally but you're still beautiful inside and out

like thanks darling he's such a fool

as a new couple Michael and Amber have so much to talk about

the way Anton talks about Molly Mae

the way Anton talks to Anna

the things they want to talk about with Anton

cause I just think why would you say Molly Mae's my type to m t

and you're nice on the inside

well that's great

isn't it every girl wants to hear that

with someone that's trying to crack on with them

she's fitter than you but you know

you're more available you're single at the minute

no I'll speak to him about it in a minute huh

I'll speak to him about it in a minute

I want you me and you pull him and grill him

I want you

you can grab him pull

him here bring him here alright

I'll grab yeah

you stay here right

I'll get it right so you don't have to move yeah

I absolutely love Anna and I have her back 1,000% in here

and I'm not about to let some stupid boy mess with her head

sit right there I will bet

I will bet sit right there sit there

what

hey wait

try it no

no no

no

what

you're an idiot again why

you are an idiot what does that mean

Anna's not feeling her best today right

yeah no

no just listen

why the fuck did you go over and say like

oh Molly Mae's my type to a T

that's what I want appearance wise but personality you

that shit do you know how do you know how she felt when you said that

you didn't think when you spoke

I didn't mean it like that yeah

I know but you definitely you haven't spoke

you haven't thought when you said it

like that's such a bad way to put it across the way

why would you say that I thought I'd chop your head off

you went over to one said just what you wanted to hear

Molly May's my type to tea on paper

like it doesn't matter where it was on paper on laptop on whatever

right it doesn't matter

the point is you shouldn't know when over 1 went Molly Mae

she's right is my type she's right

Anton is such an idiot the boy is so nice

he's got a good heart and his intentions are good

but like I don't know how he could speak to Anna like that

and think it went well

the way that it comes across is that you're saying money makes faith

but you've got a great personality

what's wrong with me

you just not you just not thinking

I I feel like it's a miscommunication between the sort of

Scottish and English saying

it's just I mean in Scotland this works

but yeah here it doesn't seem to work yes

stop this personal choice and stop with

stop trying to compare it to my name

he was hoping that I'm just learning

and then I'm gonna have the perfect chat for the right girl

that's gonna walk in here

still to come

I just feel like I'm gonna ruin it Amy gets taught some ocean

I feel really out of my depth

because I've never been in this situation before

Amy's still annoyed about Joe dragging Lucy away from her mates

so she's dragged Curtis away from his mates to tell him

I'm just annoyed that they stole our stole our thunder

and if they interrupt your ceremony of asking me to be your girlfriend

you need to stop being an attention seeker

I'm not being an attention seeker

I'm not but it was our time

it was our exciting thing

and then you haven't stolen it was a day after

it was hours

OK I'm sorry

don't hate me

chill your hands baked beans and what we have is so real

and I never thought I would have something this real with someone

like this early on

because then I'm like stop trying to force it

I just it annoys you I'm just like

and what I know I know I know I know it's none of your business

I know I know I know I know if they wanna force it let them force it

I promise from from now like offer people advice

cause you give amazing advice

but there's no point in

like entering other people's businesses in that way OK

I'll stop and I don't want anyone to have any negative things

so I think yeah

like you

like you lots

I just feel a bit shit really

deflated is probably the word that I feel like last night

I was so excited and we had such a lovely evening

and then today I've just felt like shit

he doesn't seem to understand why I'm feeling the way I'm feeling

every time I try and speak to him about it

he just reels off like inspirational words

which obviously normally I love

today I'm not in the mood for the inspirational words

I just I just need to go to bed

I think and just start a new day tomorrow

you alright

what's wrong

he's on the he's brushing his teeth for tomorrow

should we go to the terrace

I knew something was wrong with you the minute you came out

I could tell straight away

I just feel like completely like

out of my depth with this whole situation with him

like I like like him so much and I've never met anyone like him

and I know I'll never meet anyone like him

I just feel like I'm gonna fucking ruin it

why he's getting really annoyed

I just wanna push him away

listen you're completely overthinking things Ames

nothing is bad between you and everything is absolutely fine

you're totally overthinking things

I just feel really out of my depth

because I've never been in this situation before

I don't know how to like play it

I don't know how to like navigate this situation

like it's a big deal to me

she thinks I'm being a real bitch

I'm like I'm not

he won't think I'm being a bitch though Aiden

he won't think he does

I'm so gonna call him back

so I was just saying that I feel really like

out of my depth with the whole thing that's going on

like I was so excited this morning like that we were like

we got exclusive that's like exciting news and stuff

and then he's like you're totally obsessed with this exclusive thing

cause I was like you know

like I'm so so he's made one comment and I know yeah

I know yeah and

hi you're alright

we're just having a girls chat

we're just having a girls chat

you're alright though yeah

she's fine we're fine

do I look fine

on the outside like

I have historically pushed guys away because I am like

an all or nothing girl if I like someone

like I shouldn't have pushed the right person away

I know I know

I know I know yeah

he won't push me away I guarantee you he will not get

this is totally fine yeah

you've done nothing wrong

like yeah

and he'll and when he sees you upset

he'll hate it yeah

he'll hate it thanks girls for coming out

I think you just need to have a minute

I know we go back to the kitchen

just have a minute yeah

I'm tired yeah

do you wanna have a minute

I'm tired as well no

I'm fine I got

I need to take my makeup off anyway and get into my bed

I uh

seem to have upset Amy maybe I just said the wrong things

just she's fine

just give her a minute'cause she's just having a bad day

and she feels like she's gonna push you away

she's not at all it's my fault and it's not her

I said the wrong thing she's fine

just leave her alone now um

give her a chance

she'll come and chat to you if she said'cause I said

said do you want me to go and speak to him now

she said no she'll come and speak to you

she just needed a minute cause she's had a bad day

and she feels like you wouldn't understand him

but she knows that you will

but she just doesn't want to push you away

because she's never had a panic attack

like I just feel I don't know what to do in this situation

and I'm really scared about pushing you away

don't push me away so that's that's what I mean

like you're not pushing me

so I know I'm not I shouldn't have told you to

I've never meant anything from whatever I said

I know I just like I've said like today I've been watching things

I just start to like say things and I can't just keep it in

I have to say it it's my fault

I should have reacted different and said different words

so I apologize thank you

it is not your fault it is

so I'm sorry that I've made you feel upset

no you haven't made me upset

I just I'm upset just come tired and because like

obviously

I don't wanna push you away and I'm just scared of doing that okay

ooh

I understand where she's coming from

that she wants to just be able to have that limelight

and really express it and show it for a little bit

because she's never in her life had that feeling before

back together

can you not do the moonwalk on my arm please I find it very offensive

you are amazing and need to not worry about any of that other bullshit

let's forget that yesterday have happened OK

do you think I should apologize to Jerry later

I just gonna say to them like again what I said

you think I just gonna say to John and Lucy like

I'm really sorry yesterday

I had a really shit day and I probably took it out on you no

if you said if you took it out on them yeah

if you didn't then no

what you think what you said was untrue or harsh

no yeah

no

Amy's better this morning than what she was yesterday

she thought she's in bad mood

but if that's her bad mood

like I'm worried for everyone to see what my bad moods are like

I think that she's just being far too harsh on herself

you know there's no need for an apology

I mean

you are just speaking your truth and there's nothing wrong with that

I've had a word with you one day

and she's promised to try and play it cool with Danny

remember you one day hard to get and go

I had a dream that I was getting married

did you have a dream of getting married

yeah

who is the lucky guy I couldn't see

that's weird isn't it

have you had that dream before

no you must have love on your mind

do I yeah

you must reckon you must have a bit of romance on your mind hahaha

I'm gonna tell the boys hahaha

oh my God she had a dream we was we was getting married

my theory is you had a nice lovely dream

which you enjoyed and it's gonna trigger some romantic thoughts

I love the way you I can't even see me rolling my eyes

I love it

ha ha why are they laughing this time

Amy wants to clear the air

Amy have you tried lighting a match

and telling everyone to give it 10 minutes

I just want to come over and like just clear the air

like it's not a I'm not like coming over to apologize

so obviously we haven't had anything yeah

to apologize for

I just want to come and clear the end to explain how I was feeling

like yesterday I think I

I got into a bit of a

a funk type thing and then I couldn't get out of it

and then everything was like winding me up type thing

like obviously

we came back from the highway

and it been like a really special occasion

that is asked me to go official like no yeah

like no not official like exclusive sorry

and then obviously I told you girls and then like

it was really special and then I did feel like

cause obviously like an hour later you two are like

and now we're exclusive too

I was a bit like oh so

now it's just like a normal thing cause everyone's doing it

yeah well

as you've never had a boyfriend before as well

so it's a really big thing for you

so but I want you to know that now I've been asleep

and I've rationalized it all

and I've been more courteous'cause obviously

he is like the best person in the world

who rationalizes everything as it happens

I don't understand how he does that

like now I feel completely differently about it

yesterday I was really annoyed about it

but today I'm just like you know what

that we can both be happy

that's fine maybe we gave Lucy and Joe the push they needed

um to go exclusive like

you know trendsetters and all that

and then the second thing was obviously last night

I don't want you to feel like

because you spend so much time together

but then you're not part of our group

which is why when I came into the kitchen

I was like you can always come and chat with us

cause he was your bloody boyfriend

I wanted to open it as like a jokey yeah

like yeah

like light hearted way which I was like

cause you were with your bloody boyfriend type thing

and then obviously

you really shut me down and tell me I was with Curtis

which isn't true cause I'm never with Curtis

um I just want to check that everything's alright with us because you

you are because it's quite a bit as well yeah

that's why I haven't seen but but within within group I'm with Cass

we we we we

we very rarely spend any time together on our own or he grabs us

if I'm being honest I do see you guys together a lot

which I've got absolutely no problem with

because you guys get on so well

and I think when I'm with the girls while he's with the boys

we're all together in the group as well

like where's we feel like we never see you

I still go over to the girls and I don't know where she's come from

in that way I'm here to find a boyfriend

so that's what I'm gonna be doing

whatever she can think what she wants

but yeah

but yes I just want to come and clear the air about that yeah

just cause I don't want there to be an atmosphere

I let things blow over quite quickly anyway yeah

I'm fine with anything yeah

have a little bit of a upset and then I'm good to go so it's fine yeah

coming up Anton's got some breaking news boys

tonight 2 new ghettos will enter the villa

look at you I'm excited

raise yourself Google

you're about to be bombarded by millions of people

asking the same question does anyone really know what a Grandino is

no Grandino Grandino

is that what you get at Starbucks

the biggest one

uh that's a grande

that's a grande ah no

I just love that oh

who guys

I've got a text

boys tonight

two new ghettos will enter the villa

they have chosen three boys they want to date

each ghetto has chosen one boy to prepare the starter

one to prepare the main course and one to prepare the dessert

hashtag dishy dates hashtag make a meal of it hashtag hungry eyes

look at you getting excited

look at you getting excited

they might not even pick you

oh shit

so tell me more

I can't read the name I'm so sorry

um Tommy Mora has selected you to prepare her starter full stop

I don't even know what to say to be honest

because I've I'm just a bit taken aback by all of it

it's just typical isn't it

when we've actually been doing really well

what the fuck am I gonna cook for a starter

Jesus that's how fucking right

alright I got a text

Danny Mora has selected you to prepare her main course

what's the most important meal dessert

I would say dessert I would say main

hundred percent hi Amora

Michael Morris has selected you to prepare a dessert full stop

I'm not fuming I'm like

I'm a little bit but yeah

no I'm bothered

I'm bothered

I'm really bothered

but I can't let anyone else see that

but I'm bothered

I don't like hashtag fucking pie that's what I think

hashtag I'm a pie make a pie

I'm a pie

yeah

she was like oh

fuck me again oh

Danny Elma has selected you to prepare her starter full stop ho ho

like can I actually just get a break

like Danny got two dates two dates like can I catch a break please

she better like fish fish or steak for me then steak easy in it

how you doing welcome

Anton Elma selected you to prepare her main course

please stop yay

my prayers have been answered finally two new girls into the villa

I'm absolutely buzzing about it

what are you gonna make

I can go I can go I'm good at pasta and shit like that yeah

yeah like a spaghetti carbonara or something spaghetti carbonara

Tommy Elma has selected you to prepare her dessert for stop

I mean 1 I'd have been like OK fair enough

but 2 it's like what you gonna make

I really don't fucking know

maybe I do like Tommy more than I thought

and there's there's a high chance that they're gonna like him

and he could potentially like one of them

so safe to say I'm feeling less than happy about it not gonna lie

I wonder if they're like hot well

I've never seen Hot Girl called Mo

and I've never seen Hot Girl called Elmo no

no I I think of Elmo you remember that elephant

yeah Elmo

yeah right OK

so what you got this you got starter and a

dessert

Tommy

what where's your red at mate

what you thinking what you gonna wear

can I plan your outfit

the boys should um

plan your outfit Tommy

can you do my eyebrows

I want to do your fucking eyebrows why

if you just go on a date with someone else

a pretty bad question that was sorry

can you do my eyebrows for me to impress another girl

no no

they do need doing on it that can wait

so you can leave me going on the Mona Lisa yeah

yeah Tommy start

I don't fucking know boy

how do you feel ha ha ha

I just feel like everything started to look like it was going well

and it's just all good no

no no

no no

no no

no I didn't

you should be worried asshole no

you should be worried for me

I'm worried for me like I feel like

do you know do you know what it is

we're not in couple okay

we've only known each other for fucking 20 minutes right

two girls have asked him to go out on a date

I have a 95% level of confidence that one of the girls will like him

and will fancy him you guys know how things change quickly in here

shit can change very fucking quickly yeah

can I have some genuine advice of you guys

what the fuck should I do

if there's anything you should tell her

reassure the girl cause

that that girl will be panicking

she's not had anything in here before

you're the you're the first and you're going on a date with two girls

she'll be like fuck

it's fucked she's pretty chill about things

she's the type of one that says it's fine it's fine

but really it's not how are you feeling you feeling

excited to go on a date or you don't want to

not really I'd rather go on a date with her

who knows what's gonna happen tonight

I'm going in with an open mind

these girls I don't think

are gonna come close to what I already feel for you under

but I don't really know

if she's too happy with the idea of me going and dating

two lovely ladies tonight

so we'll have to have to see how that one pans out

it's just two dates

that's all it is and it's 99% not gonna change anything

do you know what I mean I can't see me going on these two dates

and then my head's getting turned at all yeah

but you don't know that cause you haven't met them

I don't know exactly I don't know because I haven't met them

that's very true it's just shit really isn't it

like I'm only like

a warming up to him and getting to know him and actually like

really liking him and then it's like

oh no you know he's going on two dates with two girls who

could potentially be amazing

and so yeah it's just really

really really shit

I just want you to know that

everything we've said and everything we spoke about last night

like that still remains we're not even in a couple hmm

do you know what I mean yeah

we're not so it's like

it'd be selfish of me to like

oh no you know

go in there with a closed minded and don't get to know them and like

have a horrible date because that's mean

ha ha ha I could never imagine you saying that anyway

give me a hug OK

ha ha ha oh

hang on they weren't laughing that time

Amber's talking to Michael about his dinner date with new girl Moira

full stop I know what I'm like

so I know you've got nothing to worry about

you might like one of them though

you don't know I'm not no shutting these girls out in any way

obviously we're seeing where things go

but this might turn out to be nothing yeah

what between you and you hmm

I mean right

you're just like you you don't give anything away

so like I don't really know

so this could be nothing I'm not gonna give anything away now

cause then that's just gonna look weird

that some girl wants to take you on a date

and then I'm like oh

by the way I love you

like it's just gonna be false in it

so yeah like I'm still chill

but I am a bit bothered like I was like

oh God like I need a fucking speed up don't I

rather than be chilled out

like it's fine like you'll be fine

like we'll just see where it goes

and then some other chick wants to take you on a date

I was like ah

I forgot like that's what happens

hey somebody wants to you to make dessert for us the fuck

she said

she guesses she's gonna have to kind of up her game a little bit

and I was thinking to myself about time

I don't think you've got anything to worry about yeah

but famous last words aren't it

this is the best one you know

I know it is

fuck it

ha ha

I hope Michael makes the worst dessert he's ever made

I'm not gonna give him any tips

not that I know anything about dessert

but he's not getting any help from me

Molly Mae is worried about Tommy cooking for Elmo and Moira

she's worried

we've got two Saint John's ambulances and a stomach pump on standby

when you got the message off

it actually didn't make me realize I do like you because I was pissed

yeah

is what it is listen was um listen

it's it's happening

but is that happening but I definitely don't just don't change that

I don't wanna pursue things with you

not at all but what if they come in

and literally blow you away

it's like OK

they might be everything I am and more

are you having a laugh are you having a fucking laugh

fucking hell

do you really think that's do you really think that's gonna happen

like

huh I know

look at that view nice

isn't it the world is our oyster

we go back and forth so Tommy's cooking

which means one thing these new girls might wanna pick up a maccies

on their way to the villa

I cannot fucking cook for life of me

my mom cooks me everything

I can't crack a fucking egg you only know

I've been buzzing for us since basically

I've been in for a couple of girls to come in

I actually want Anton to find someone

even though it puts me in a in a vulnerable position like it's fine

I'm not jealous are you

that sounds that sounds like a little bit of jealousy no

surely not not Molly Mae not Molly Mae

when you feel me

she was jealous then she was jealous then she's feeling the heat

shit's about to go down

it would have been nice if it wasn't me getting picked again

I might meet someone tonight who absolutely smashes out the park

and changes my mind you know

got to realise it's not it's not always the easy route you need

might make me like you on the more yeah

go of your heart and be yourself bro your

man has been chosen to twice

I'm trying not to be bothered

because I don't wanna come across like a psycho bitch

right guys it's a special night

and I just wanna say best of luck to every single one of you cheers

smash it

look at us look at us

oh boys look

look what we got what we got already

some steak chicken

mince got some veggies

salmon I'm doing

is that salmon salmon bro

oh get in

oh and then thank you yeah

I don't I don't even want to look to be honest

so what did you say about the lover cook

you know you know if you get a slice of cheese right

it's a square okay use the knife

use a knife to draw a love heart shape thing and pull it

cut it out like cut out like a stencil could do that like that yeah

that's a good heart though

yeah it's a fucking great heart

George make an effort though huh

yeah of course

I could just watch creative one

yeah man

so much I fucking love you mate

you actually got a love heart out of cheese

I've never put so much effort into cheese in my life

I like him in that shirt and it's

you like him in that shirt

yeah why did you put a shirt on like that

put a T-shirt on mate

I've got a feeling these girls are gonna be absolute fire man I

do too bro I'm buzzing man

I would say they're gonna blow the roof off the place

but there's no fucking roof on this place

I think that I should warn you

it's about to get

it's about to go down

it's about to get crazy

it's about to go

it's about to get

still to come the new girl gets the eye

I feel like there's eyes burning in the back of my head

I'm not joking I've got a hole inside of my head

the boys are getting ready for their dishy dates

Tommy wants to prepare Moira a delicious starter of Thai style

fish cakes with sweet and sour cucumber pickle

but he doesn't know how to so he's making her cheese on dry bread

I hope you really likes whoever comes in to be honest

these new girls are in for a treat

cause Uber Eats are bringing them a kebab once this nightmare is over

I can hear some I can hear some feet

is it a double beat

hi boys hi

how are you doing you alright

how are you hi boys

hi boys alright confident shit

how are you good

thank you yeah

Elmo Laura

nice to meet you nice to meet you

hello you alright hello

nice to meet you nice to meet you

good thank you

how are you how you feeling

I'm OK bit nervous

not gonna lie hi Danny

how are you oh freak

they're actually really hot once

tall once tall

I knew it gentleman yes

of course of course

I'm Scottish man

hi

hi girls

wait is that Michael

yeah why is he do what

what's it feel like I need to get my glasses for this

I just need to fucking see

can you my mind's going bro

breeze I know they pissed it enjoy

enjoy your starters I'm looking forward

I'm hungry hi Michael

you alright Michael

hey Mikey

are you alright son

shut up all I know is he went out and pulled like Josh

I seen that with my eyes I just got to breathe then bro

bro I'm a fucking climax

I swear to God bro

she's literally strutting

I must say I just love the way you strut

I fucking love it hon

I've got it you have got it

cheers to that cheers honey

oh my God oh my God

they look so fucking fish

they look better in real life

my God like I am having funny flutters

I'm not even joking

the thing is I already knew their names

I was like you're right Michael

you're right Tommy

oh did you hear that

I didn't even like from the Jason says

I was like you're right

hey what's so funny

can you hear the girls I wonder what they're saying

I mean I feel like there's not a lot of

I mean I'm sorry

but I would I would not want to be in their position

no actually

because if my man was down here having a day

like I know

I don't know

but I don't feel like there's a lot of cooking going on

I'm just saying I'm not starving

I'm great I feel like all Tommy's doing is eating

I wish he was eating me ha ha ha ha

oh my God stop

stop what we going now

look at this shit bro

I need cutlery though right

they're coming out by the way

I don't know if you wanna wear them

OK good luck

love you babe

I love you ha ha

enjoy you too

how are you you alright good

how are you yeah

not too bad what did you make

oh don't eh

don't judge me oh God

is it really bad

there's a lot of effort into that

we've got hearts got hearts yeah

oh how romantic

oh this is annoying me

hello how are you

good thank you

you yeah

yeah thank you

so I've made a little starter

I mean nothing too crazy

oh and balsamic vinegar is totally my thing

so is it totally your thing

totally my thing yeah

get in yeah

you've done really well we've got olives

salt balsamic vinegar

a bit of feeling it a bit of veggies

yeah nice looking

very nice thank you

it's a bit nerve wrecking

a bit nervous yeah

a little bit you excited to be here

yeah really excited yeah

how's it been for you it's been good

it's my fourth day are you coupled up with anyone in here yet then

no I've not seen you in here for days

I'm not no

I'm not with you

one day she's a lovely girl

she's a stunning girl and it's going at a sort of a slower pace

OK is that

is that something you're happy with or

it's something I'm happy with yeah

yeah for sure

I do like the girl yeah

she's lovely she seems really lovely

I can't wait to meet her where abouts island are you from Midlands

yeah County Longford yeah

have you ever heard of it

yeah have you really

yeah I've got a lot of Irish in me

Fury's Irish in it oh

my God I didn't know that

yeah well

you do now yeah

I know now and you're a boxer

you know I'm a ring girl

what how long you've been that

for a few years now yeah

yeah that's good then

ha ha ha hmm

yeah no

you look absolutely stunning

absolutely stunning oh

thank you so I've seen you in a lot

I have to say in person

mm hmm really

I look better yeah

you look better yeah

is it the eyes I think so

yeah you think so

ha ha why can I hear Tommy laughing like an absolute gimp

calm down boys

so where do you live uh

I live in like kind of in the Greenwich

oh OK

yeah you sound like you're

from down south so I am from down south London Essex Essex yeah

OK cool

Essex not far yeah

yeah Greenwich isn't far

Greenwich isn't far from me at all

like 20 minutes oh lovely interesting

very interesting can I ask how old you are

you seem trying to ask how old you think I am

how old do you think I am

I think you're maybe I wanna say like 24 okay

I'll take that so I'm actually 26

but I tell everyone I'm 23

but so why did you

why did you pick me well

because I have I don't really have a type of such

I normally am more personality

and you do seem really chill

yeah really cool

and I was I was quite happy with that

but I do genuinely also go for like

broad toe and kind of tick them boxes

so I was like yeah yeah

so I was like let's

let's go with it let's see

let's see where it works you seem quite mysterious

you know like when you can't like put your finger on someone

yeah there's that thing about you I'm trying to

trying to figure out so I was like

I'll just see what he's like on a date

so yeah so that's why I've got with it hmm

so are you you're still coupled up with Molly then

yes still coupled up with Molly

how's that going it's going well

is she your type she's

she's my type

I don't really have a type okay

you know if if you're good looking and you have a good connection

then fair enough but it's at a sort of stage now where

we're enjoying getting to know each other yeah

but I'm open alright

okay you know what I'm saying okay

so um but yeah

I can't say anything bad good to know

so what do you do what's your

so I am a lash technician okay

okay it's like you could talk to people you know

you get to I just feel like everyone's coming in for a chat yeah

I just I love it I just I really enjoy it

so you strike me someone who's quite chatty yeah

I like to talk to new people and meet new people

I think the

I think everyone in the village probably gonna need an asprin

every time I wake up in the morning

I wonder what their type is and who they're actually after

both of them chosen Tommy and both of them chosen Danny

doesn't mean that they're after Tommy and Danny

they could actually be after like someone who's in a couple

but didn't have the guts I doubt that

I doubt that

cause I was in a couple with Tommy and it was going quite well

and they've switched in

so I don't really think they give a fuck to be honest

I bet the girls are like what the fuck are they saying no

because listen we all know where we are yeah

it's like you know

it's gonna happen yeah

we're all in here to meet someone yeah yeah

have you kissed Molly yet

no really

no I haven't kissed her yet

no she's only been here a few days

so I can't really few days

how many days like three

four five wow

I would have jumped on that

you already jumped on it

I like the straightforwardness

I'm sorry but I can't help it

I feel like I've always been in relationships

I think I'm a girlfriend girl yeah

like you know

like when you think to yourself like what

some people are better at being a girlfriend than better being single

I think that's me I think

I don't wanna invest time

into something that's literally just gonna be a fuck

and then a chuck you know what I mean

a million percent are you like what you looking for

long term relationship relationship

long term relationship I hate being single

yeah I have to be in a relationship

it's better in it and like once I'm in a relationship

I put everything into that

I don't play games either because I know what I want in life yeah

I'm gonna go and get it I ain't got time for no games yeah

I like that that's just the way I am

I'm passionate about boxing

I wanna be a world champion

yeah and that's that's what's gonna happen I'm

sure it will be with those arms

the better without the shirt on

I know what I want and I'm just

I'm in here I'm genuinely looking for someone

I'm not just you want me huh

do you want me get frapped

Mickey

I'm getting up yeah

two that's awkward

that's so awkward yeah

that was really awkward oh

thank you daddy

that was lovely I mean

even though we didn't eat much because we spoke so much

but it was good it was good

that's it you smashed it

well done thank you very much

he's leaving like a lovely girl anyway

and it's really nice to have you here

so cheers yeah cheers

I really thought you weren't gonna toast

you probably said to us to new beginnings

to dumping Molly

oh I feel like there's eyes burning in the back of my head

I'm not joking I've got a hole inside of my head

the eyes burning fuck

it was really nice chatting to you

yeah it was nice chatting to you

can't wait to get to know you more

yeah you too

see you later see you later

oh

fuck you

fuck this

she looks like she had a fucking good time with Danny

didn't she she looks really excited

doesn't she yes

no no

yes found my soulmate

stop it

look

he's definitely not looking over at me

so he's 100% looking over at you

look at what he's smiling now

I swear to god the things I would do to that man

I'm not even joking

oh Tommy

Tommy Tommy

I can imagine screaming his name that that's um

I think that's that that's Australia yeah

that that's pretty pretty sure I've been in it like 20 minutes

that shit's fire yeah man

I can look into them eyes all day

oh my God it's all fucking fit can't call

tomorrow night

the new girls are causing a stir

all I know is I don't lose

what do I do I'm so bad at this game

I honestly didn't expect it from him

so don't sit down the day before a few hours ago saying like

you're nothing like it's all fine

like you're not gonna be anything right now

the way you're acting like it's like you're not with me