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Shush.
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What for? This ain't a funeral.
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Or is it?
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Is she really going to
marry that actor fellow?
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Actor or plumber. What difference?
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When a girl wants to get married.
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Good.
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[ Singing ]
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Ain't that beautiful?
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I had a voice like that once.
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Once is enough.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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How do you do, Doctor?
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My name is Durkee. Rex Durkee.
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How do you do, Mr Durkee?
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Isn't he good looking?
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Lilly is lucky.
- Ha.
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This sought to be the
happiest day of Lilly's life.
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And you with your face
on you a mile long.
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I can't help it.
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If she'd only wait until
she knows him better.
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Come now, Mama.
Where is that old Turner spirit?
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Rex and I will be happy. I know it.
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You were always so impulsive.
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He's just swept you off your feet.
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Those fine speeches of his.
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You don't understand him. That's all.
He's unlike the other boys around here.
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After all, Lilly has her
own life to lead.
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Come on, dear. You look gorgeous.
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Hurry up.
They're all waiting for the bride.
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All the luck in the world.
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Now, Mama.
I'm not moving until I see you smile.
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Mama, don't be that way.
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Now, Mama. Come on, come on.
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Come on, now then.
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That's better.
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Everything is going to be alright.
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The Lord bless you and keep you.
Both now and for evermore.
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Amen.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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I want you all to know you're looking
at the happiest man in the world.
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I've just married the sweetest
little girl in Buffalo.
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Stay here and wait for them, honey.
I'll get the tickets. Only be a minute.
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Gee, can you beat that?
I forgot to get this check cashed.
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Oh.
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Here. Mama gave us $100 for a
wedding present. Take that.
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Gee, what would I ever do without you?
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Gee, I wouldn't mind
taking a trip myself.
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We never go anywhere.
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You get the pay check every
Saturday, don't you?
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Goodbye mother.
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You be good to my little girl.
- I say, listen.
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She'll have everything.
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You're coming from New York to
spend the summer with us.
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Maybe we get a place on Long Island.
How'd you like that?
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You'll be crazy about Long Island.
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All aboard!.
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Here comes Hattie and the crowd.
- Come on.
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Well, baby.
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You're off on your honeymoon.
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That's right. Get cozy.
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Thank you.
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I haven't been on a train
since I was eleven years old.
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You'll be rolling from now on, baby.
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Come on, give us a kiss.
- No, Rex. Not before all these people.
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What time do we get to New York?
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Baby, I was going to
tell you about that.
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We're not exactly going to New York yet.
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That will be later.
- But you told me that we ..
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I didn't want to mention it back there.
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Until I was wise to how
your folks felt about me.
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See it this way, honey.
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Things are tough in
vaudeville right now.
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So I may have to take up something
else for the time being.
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Don't you worry, honey.
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You just leave everything to Rexy.
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You'll have to hurry, hurry, hurry.
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You cannot afford to miss
this marvelous exhibition.
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Professors Rex.
The wonder man from the orient.
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You mean the rat from the Bronx.
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See the professor perform
his feats of magic.
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That have amazed and outstanded the
crowned heads of Europe and Asia.
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Now observe closely.
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I have here a solid steel hoop.
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Nothing there.
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Nothing there.
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I learnt this phenomenon, ladies and
gentlemen, from the holy men of India.
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Who have practised it for centuries.
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So, for your inspection.
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Now observe closely.
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Honey, right on time.
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I don't know if I should go out
with you or not, Rex. I'm worried.
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Don't be silly.
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Listen, honey. You got personality.
You got brains.
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I've watched you since the first
day you came on this outfit.
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Just leave everything to little Rex and
you'll go a long way in this business.
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But I don't ..
- Listen.
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I got it all fixed.
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I know a swell spot on the south side.
They serve the best chop suey in town.
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But how about your wife?
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Will you stop worrying about trifles?
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I told her I was going uptown
to see my booking agent.
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I don't know.
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Say, Hazel.
Could you let me have a couple of ..
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Pardon me.
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You didn't have to lie about it.
- I didn't lie.
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What's it to you anyhow?
- A lot.
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You promised to get out of this
so we can live like human beings.
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Cut out the squawking, will you?
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All these six months, you haven't
heard me squawk until now.
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Please, Rex. Don't lie to me.
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I can't stand the lies.
- I don't want to know.
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Hello folks. How's the happy family?
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Hello Dave.
- What do you want?
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Well, sir. I came along
the trail in my snowshoes.
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When I see a light in a clearing
and I says to myself. I says:
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There is white folks living
in that there cabin.
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How's your throat, Dave?
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Terrible.
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I got to see the doctor tonight.
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Not another nickel out of me.
No more advances.
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Another thing. I'm not keeping
any drunks on this troupe. Get me?
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You cut out the liquor or else.
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Me?
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I ain't had a drink since ..
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Since ..
- You heard me.
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I'm telling you. My laryngitis.
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Rex, you know his throat is bad.
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You keep out of this.
You always stick up for him.
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Wait a minute, boss.
She ain't done nothing.
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Rex, don't. He's not well.
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Now, get out front and do
your stuff or you're canned.
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That was cowardly.
- Shut up.
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He's half your size and sick.
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If you don't like it,
why don't you get out too?
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For a very good reason.
- Such as?
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I'm going to have a baby.
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Is that on the level?
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Rex.
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Gee, but you're dumb.
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Come in, Dave.
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Hiya Queen.
- Hi Dave.
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Brought you some soup.
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Thank you, Dave.
- Don't thank me yet. Maybe it's awful.
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I brought you two love stories.
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Well.
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I can read about it anyway.
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Much of a crowd today?
- No. I've been telling you.
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That act ain't the same
since you've been out of it.
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Yes. I was a great attraction alright.
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Nobody could hand him those
Indian clubs the way I did.
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Let me draw your attention to the fact
that this is genuine chicken soup.
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I knew the chicken .. personally.
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Say. That latest news
since you've been gone.
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Is Hazel's romance with one of
them duck-billed Ubangi warriors.
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He is daffy about her.
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He'll never be happy until he puts
that wedding ring in her nose.
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Lilly.
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Can't you hear him saying to her:
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'Hazel. I love you'.
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A little light in here
wouldn't hurt you.
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Anything I can get you from downtown?
- No thanks, Dave. You've been great.
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Think nothing of it.
I just happened to be passing.
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Dave.
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Ask Rex if he's coming
home for dinner, will you?
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No. Wait a minute. Don't.
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No. He may think you're
butting in again.
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Is your name Durkee?
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Me?
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I have a warrant here for Rex Durkee.
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That's not him.
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A warrant?
- Where can I find him?
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Maybe I can help. I'm his wife.
- No you're not.
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He married this lady in 1927.
They've never been divorced.
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He ditched me before but
this time he'll be sent up.
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He took everything I had.
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Everything I'd saved.
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Hanging is too good for him.
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I will be back.
Don't leave until you hear from me.
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Wait.
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Does that mean I'm not married to him?
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I'm afraid it does, lady.
A plain case of bigamy.
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But I'll pick him up at the show.
I got a deputy there waiting for him.
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Tough luck, girly.
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I know just how you feel.
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I just talked to Hazel on the phone.
He's blown the town.
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Hazel saw him beating it for
the station with a suitcase.
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No, no, Queen.
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Don't you worry none.
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I'm going to take care of you.
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What's her name?
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Lilly Turner .. Dixon.
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You got a match?
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How old is she?
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About .. twenty-two.
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Married, of course?
- Sure.
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Yesterday.
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And having a baby today, huh?
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Uhuh.
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Ain't nature wonderful?
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You alright, Queen?
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Great.
203
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My whole has turned out
just as I planned it.
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Too bad the kid didn't live.
205
00:15:09,661 --> 00:15:10,643
No. I'm glad.
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What chance would she have had?
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00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:15,556
Got a cigarette?
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Come on. Buck up.
209
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I shouldn't be talking to you like this.
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Because you've been swell.
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I want to buy you a turkey dinner.
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And what a turkey.
It will sit right up and gobble at you.
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You've spent too much on me already.
I can't go on taking things from you.
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We're married, ain't we?
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Anyway, you couldn't
go back to your folks.
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No.
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We'll get along fine.
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Lots of time to worry after
you get back your strength.
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I'll get a job.
220
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,917
There must be some talent show that
can use a bright young fellow like me.
221
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Here you are: 'Wanted'.
222
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'Dog-faced boy for freak concession'.
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'No boozers'. That's me to a T.
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Still waiting, honey?
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You're just wasting your time.
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I like 'em hard to get.
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What say we stroll up to the hotel?
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Not interested.
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Listen, honey.
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Why not be on the level with yourself?
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What you need is .. love.
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Do they still use that word?
233
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What's the good of throwing yourself
away on a drunk that's no use to you?
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Come on with me.
- No. I got to meet Dave.
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Oh yeah? Where?
236
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He said he'd come by for me.
- Yeah? Well, look there.
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Night after night. Week after week.
What are you getting out of it?
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00:18:06,915 --> 00:18:08,784
Come on, honey. Give yourself a break.
239
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:15,666
Why not?
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00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:18,220
Well.
241
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:21,752
I've been running a carnival
show like this for a long while.
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00:18:22,112 --> 00:18:24,480
I guess I've known a million
dames more or less.
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Screw.
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00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,016
What do you want?
245
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:40,495
Boss, I want to tell you something.
- Wait. I want to tell you something.
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You were drunk last night
and the night before.
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I won't have drunks on this carnival.
248
00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:46,824
If Lilly wants to stay
on here that's alright.
249
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:50,205
If I catch you drunk on this carnival
again, you're through. You get me?
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You're canned.
251
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Afraid you're too late, boss.
- What?
252
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:56,821
That's what I wanted to tell you.
We're quitting.
253
00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,970
We're all packed up.
We're leaving right away.
254
00:19:00,365 --> 00:19:02,275
You mean that Lilly is going with you?
255
00:19:03,499 --> 00:19:04,658
It was her idea.
256
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,187
You have to hurry, hurry, hurry.
257
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Step right in, folks.
It's all free. It's all free.
258
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,417
The original and one and only
Dr. Peter McGill will lecture shortly.
259
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,714
Another show starting in just a minute.
260
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,236
Step right in, folks.
261
00:19:27,531 --> 00:19:30,177
The most attended lecture on
the human body ever given.
262
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,793
Step right in, folks. It's all free.
Walk right up to the platform.
263
00:19:34,451 --> 00:19:39,494
See the most awesome examples of mankind
and womankind the world has ever known.
264
00:19:39,889 --> 00:19:41,502
Folks, what is it we all want?
265
00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:43,527
I ask you. What is it?
266
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:46,253
Happiness.
267
00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,803
And you can't have
happiness without health.
268
00:19:50,532 --> 00:19:52,865
That's what I'm here to tell you about:
Health.
269
00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:55,770
I can say without fear of contradiction.
270
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:59,214
That if you follow the instructions
in my little book closely ..
271
00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,607
You will never be sick
again as long as you live.
272
00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:05,610
Now, friends. Before my assistants pass
among you with copies of my little book.
273
00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,005
I wish to introduce to you.
274
00:20:08,389 --> 00:20:11,307
The most beautifully formed
woman in all the world.
275
00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:16,336
Venus herself might envy her.
276
00:20:17,988 --> 00:20:19,932
A perfect specimen of womanhood.
277
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,705
An amazing example of clean
living and right thinking.
278
00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:34,570
Hello everybody.
279
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:38,787
You'd be amazed to know that as a child
I was deformed and almost a cripple.
280
00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:41,507
No-one ever dreamed that one
day I'd be well and strong.
281
00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:45,959
I tell you now, no woman should be upset
by her figure, her face or complexion.
282
00:20:48,053 --> 00:20:51,933
The truth is that thousands of tired,
sick and overweight women have proven ..
283
00:20:52,355 --> 00:20:56,556
That fine health and an ideal figure can
be had by following Dr. McGill's book.
284
00:20:57,036 --> 00:21:00,890
I am glad to say I thank Dr. McGill for
my astounding good health. I thank you.
285
00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:11,177
Here you are, folks. Here you are.
How to select a wife.
286
00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:12,769
Hints to men over sixty.
287
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:17,383
Folks, this little fellow will show you
how you can transform yourself.
288
00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:20,472
Into a vigorous specimen
of vital manhood.
289
00:21:20,826 --> 00:21:21,883
As he has done.
290
00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:25,992
Frederick the Great.
291
00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:55,490
Tell them about it, Fritz.
292
00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:57,752
Ladies and gentlemen.
293
00:21:58,138 --> 00:22:00,646
I was weak and puny when I
was sixteen years of age.
294
00:22:00,963 --> 00:22:03,154
I only weighed 92 and a half pounds.
295
00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:05,440
I became an acquaintance of Dr. McGill.
296
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,698
And bought from him a copy of his
great book 'Health is Wealth'.
297
00:22:09,154 --> 00:22:11,472
It helped me outline a
combination of exercises.
298
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,851
Designed to fill out
hollows in my chest.
299
00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:17,592
Straighten my round shoulders
and improve my posture generally.
300
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:19,472
I thank you.
301
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,520
No, Queen. No.
302
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,283
Don't do that. Don't.
303
00:22:44,523 --> 00:22:46,396
I had a hard time getting that stuff.
304
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,425
A promise means nothing to you, does it?
305
00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:49,921
My throat.
- My foot.
306
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,366
You're getting awful tough, Queen.
307
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,570
The old laryngitis. I'm not kidding you.
308
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,788
Barking in the rain.
Pulling the peasants in.
309
00:22:57,968 --> 00:22:59,164
My resistance is low.
310
00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:01,386
You never had any.
- Look, Queen.
311
00:23:03,227 --> 00:23:04,172
Are you mad?
312
00:23:04,769 --> 00:23:06,977
It's your stomach.
If there's anything left of it.
313
00:23:07,157 --> 00:23:08,251
Now look, Queen.
314
00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:11,104
Aha, the beast of Berlin.
315
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:12,678
You, you.
316
00:23:13,235 --> 00:23:16,239
Someday I break you into little pieces.
- Where's your sense of humor?
317
00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:18,886
Always making joke on me, huh?
- Pipe down, you two.
318
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,457
What do you want, Fritz?
319
00:23:20,804 --> 00:23:22,974
Lilly, have you got some
more of them pills?
320
00:23:23,261 --> 00:23:25,527
They're in your trunk, Queen.
- I didn't ask you.
321
00:23:25,707 --> 00:23:28,368
What's the matter, Fritz?
That square head of yours aching again?
322
00:23:28,548 --> 00:23:29,196
Yah.
323
00:23:29,838 --> 00:23:30,453
Yah.
324
00:23:31,999 --> 00:23:32,722
Lilly.
325
00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:36,641
You're always so mad with me.
What am I going to do?
326
00:23:37,088 --> 00:23:38,627
Take one every hour.
- Huh?
327
00:23:41,822 --> 00:23:44,616
What you trying to do?
- Now, how did that happen?
328
00:23:45,163 --> 00:23:48,409
See you later, Queen. I got a conference
on the sidewalk with a lamppost.
329
00:23:52,619 --> 00:23:56,429
I can't stand seeing you around
with that fellow always.
330
00:23:56,981 --> 00:23:58,246
He's my husband, isn't he?
331
00:23:58,426 --> 00:24:00,756
How can you stay married
to that drunken loser?
332
00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:02,831
Are you starting that
song and dance again?
333
00:24:03,281 --> 00:24:04,004
Lilly.
334
00:24:04,909 --> 00:24:07,550
Why is it you don't like me, huh?
335
00:24:09,556 --> 00:24:11,021
I think it's the mustache.
336
00:24:12,421 --> 00:24:13,246
That's it.
337
00:24:13,426 --> 00:24:14,945
You don't like it?
338
00:24:16,293 --> 00:24:18,500
Don't tell me you're
being true to that Dave.
339
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,267
There are other men. Plenty of them.
340
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,335
Lilly.
341
00:24:24,026 --> 00:24:26,694
I want you for myself.
- Get away. You know by now how I feel.
342
00:24:26,874 --> 00:24:28,588
Lilly, darling. I got to have you.
343
00:24:28,908 --> 00:24:31,273
I told you a million times ..
- Come here to me.
344
00:24:32,892 --> 00:24:35,730
In just one minute I'm going to
wrap a chair around your neck.
345
00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,938
Well, Lilly.
Battling for your virtue again?
346
00:24:43,765 --> 00:24:45,027
Read your book, Doc.
347
00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:47,107
The chapter on coughing.
348
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,753
The apostle of health.
349
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,050
If your public could only see you now.
350
00:24:58,928 --> 00:25:01,375
I'm just a laborer in the
vineyards of The Lord.
351
00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:04,245
Lilly.
352
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:08,802
Sometimes, you're a great
temptation to my poor, weak nature.
353
00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,364
And to your wandering hands.
354
00:25:17,085 --> 00:25:17,808
Lilly.
355
00:25:20,377 --> 00:25:24,390
Don't you think it's time two magnetic
personalities like ours should ..
356
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,775
What do you mean?
- You know.
357
00:25:27,337 --> 00:25:29,244
Just a little clandestine meeting?
358
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:30,381
Maybe?
359
00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:33,030
You mean a love nest?
360
00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:38,516
I bet you could make some
woman awful happy.
361
00:25:39,328 --> 00:25:40,014
When?
362
00:25:40,645 --> 00:25:41,661
Some rainy Sunday.
363
00:25:43,036 --> 00:25:44,501
Let's see. This is Friday.
364
00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:45,538
McGill.
365
00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:47,483
You're being paged.
- McGill.
366
00:25:49,887 --> 00:25:50,869
You know, Ma.
367
00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:53,291
I was just telling Lilly here that ..
368
00:25:53,902 --> 00:25:55,759
I'm afraid my lumbago is coming back.
369
00:26:02,547 --> 00:26:06,860
That pretzel bender makes himself scarce
whenever there's any work to be done.
370
00:26:09,154 --> 00:26:11,427
I am the real strongman in this outfit.
371
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,334
It looks like rain, Lilly.
372
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,644
Dave.
- Yeah?
373
00:26:24,827 --> 00:26:25,695
You lock up.
374
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:28,453
Tell Fritz to follow the main
road out over the bridge.
375
00:26:30,011 --> 00:26:31,735
Your private car is ready, Queen.
376
00:26:35,915 --> 00:26:37,399
Well, Lilly. How about it?
377
00:26:38,108 --> 00:26:39,077
How about what?
378
00:26:39,257 --> 00:26:40,234
My mustache.
379
00:26:41,026 --> 00:26:43,186
Don't tell me you shaved off
that beautiful mustache.
380
00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:45,537
Lilly, you told me to.
381
00:26:45,910 --> 00:26:47,486
You look terrible without it.
382
00:26:48,393 --> 00:26:50,996
Lilly, aren't you going to ride
on the front seat with me?
383
00:26:51,551 --> 00:26:54,147
Without your mustache?
I should say not.
384
00:26:58,924 --> 00:27:00,018
Let's go, Fritz.
385
00:27:25,664 --> 00:27:26,795
Goodnight, Queen.
386
00:27:45,132 --> 00:27:48,021
The next and last pose,
ladies and gentlemen.
387
00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:50,847
Is an awe-inspiring masterpiece.
388
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,194
Of symmetrical charm.
389
00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:11,904
Lilly.
390
00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:14,770
Cut it out. You're getting on my nerves.
391
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:16,598
Something is wrong.
392
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:17,881
Wrong with me?
393
00:28:18,836 --> 00:28:19,707
I feel it.
394
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,404
Hurry up, Fritz. They're waiting.
395
00:28:23,012 --> 00:28:24,291
I don't feel like it.
396
00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:26,280
I don't feel like it.
397
00:28:33,069 --> 00:28:33,823
Queen.
398
00:28:34,656 --> 00:28:37,967
What's the matter with the Heinie?
He's acting screwy out there.
399
00:28:39,262 --> 00:28:40,912
I told you that guy was bugged.
400
00:29:09,503 --> 00:29:11,005
What's the matter with him?
401
00:29:11,337 --> 00:29:13,248
Lilly. Hurry up. You've got to go on.
402
00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:15,157
Be with you in a minute.
403
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,345
Mein kopf schmerzt.
404
00:30:07,078 --> 00:30:08,183
Taxi. Taxi.
405
00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:14,120
Take me to the nearest doctor. Quick.
- Right.
406
00:30:28,365 --> 00:30:30,800
I demand to know who is
responsible for this outrage.
407
00:30:31,313 --> 00:30:32,926
Making a laughing stock of me.
408
00:30:33,387 --> 00:30:35,149
Bringing a medical doctor in here.
409
00:30:35,653 --> 00:30:37,377
Don't you think I have any pride?
410
00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:40,115
What can a medical doctor
do that I cannot do?
411
00:30:40,851 --> 00:30:41,722
He did it.
412
00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:43,524
Gee, Doc. Somebody had to.
413
00:30:43,868 --> 00:30:46,520
I don't want to hear any more.
You are fired. Understand?
414
00:30:46,921 --> 00:30:47,717
Get out.
415
00:30:48,254 --> 00:30:49,386
If Dave goes I go.
416
00:30:50,438 --> 00:30:51,462
Look here, Lilly.
417
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,702
You heard me.
What do you want to do about it?
418
00:30:53,882 --> 00:30:55,392
Well, what can I do?
419
00:30:56,196 --> 00:30:58,144
You know I've got to
have you for the show.
420
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:00,486
Then Dave stays.
421
00:31:00,853 --> 00:31:02,274
That's telling him, Queen.
422
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,164
Well, what you waiting for?
423
00:31:04,789 --> 00:31:06,404
Okay, Mrs M.
424
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,376
The show must go on.
425
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:27,507
Got a match?
426
00:31:44,875 --> 00:31:46,006
Thanks, Charlie.
427
00:31:48,898 --> 00:31:49,955
How's business?
428
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:53,296
If my other fare stays away much
longer it will be tremendous.
429
00:31:54,074 --> 00:31:55,427
My name isn't Charlie.
430
00:31:59,908 --> 00:32:01,447
You know something?
- What?
431
00:32:02,183 --> 00:32:03,793
I like you better without your cap.
432
00:32:03,973 --> 00:32:05,623
You ought to see me in a Derby.
433
00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:08,255
Who's sick in there?
434
00:32:08,435 --> 00:32:10,345
The strongman is having a weak moment.
435
00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:20,893
Lived here long?
- It only seems long.
436
00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:22,362
Three months.
437
00:32:22,963 --> 00:32:25,304
I suppose the market crash
chased you out of Wall Street?
438
00:32:25,484 --> 00:32:26,207
Right.
439
00:32:26,597 --> 00:32:28,470
When I sold my yacht I bought a taxi.
440
00:32:28,838 --> 00:32:31,305
You know. Something to keep
me out of the fresh air.
441
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,714
Where do you go from here?
442
00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:44,249
It's always the same town.
The names are different. That's all.
443
00:32:44,948 --> 00:32:47,912
Ask me if I like this life.
I'm crazy about it. The gypsy in me.
444
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,539
Good heavens, Doc. Are you sure?
445
00:32:56,534 --> 00:32:57,921
You don't think it's temporary?
446
00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:00,955
I'm afraid not.
The symptoms show a positive paranoia.
447
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,969
Probably hereditary insanity.
448
00:33:03,426 --> 00:33:05,596
You mean the guy's
think tank ain't working?
449
00:33:05,895 --> 00:33:08,436
We have to get him to the
asylum as quick as possible.
450
00:33:09,135 --> 00:33:11,496
We must humor him.
He's not to know where he's going.
451
00:33:11,676 --> 00:33:13,533
I told him he's being
taken to the hospital.
452
00:33:13,713 --> 00:33:15,549
That he'll be alright in a few days.
453
00:33:18,186 --> 00:33:20,633
Well, McGill.
This leaves us in a pretty hole.
454
00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:22,794
What we going to do now?
455
00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:25,465
We'll have to get a new
strongman or close up.
456
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,803
He would have to go nuts
just when business got good.
457
00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:33,143
Just for a day or two. A good rest.
458
00:33:33,552 --> 00:33:34,609
Where is Lilly?
459
00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:36,375
I want Lilly.
460
00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:40,098
Lilly, I don't want to go.
461
00:33:40,647 --> 00:33:42,594
You go with the doctor like a good boy.
462
00:33:42,915 --> 00:33:44,895
Cheer up, Heinie. Maybe it ain't so bad.
463
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:48,930
A pal of mine went insane once. He was
out of the asylum in just eight months.
464
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:52,520
Insane?
465
00:33:53,536 --> 00:33:54,237
Asylum?
466
00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:57,063
Take it easy. He's only joking.
- No. I don't go!
467
00:33:57,476 --> 00:33:59,989
I stay here.
You don't get rid of me that way.
468
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,725
You done this to me.
- Me?
469
00:34:01,905 --> 00:34:03,557
I fix you. I get you.
470
00:34:04,968 --> 00:34:06,018
I get you!
471
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:10,858
Fritz.
472
00:34:15,498 --> 00:34:16,874
No, no, no.
473
00:34:18,121 --> 00:34:19,437
Doctor, I wouldn't go.
474
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,126
Come and give us a hand, will you?
475
00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:26,965
Take him to your cab.
It will wear off in a few minutes.
476
00:34:35,192 --> 00:34:36,805
Did you see that guy lift him?
477
00:35:04,156 --> 00:35:07,925
And that's why I owe my entire
physical development to Dr. McGill.
478
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:12,147
If I hadn't taken notice of the wealth
of information in Dr. McGill's book.
479
00:35:12,661 --> 00:35:14,318
I would still be weak and puny.
480
00:35:14,675 --> 00:35:15,540
I thank you.
481
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,907
And now, folks .. the finale.
482
00:35:27,819 --> 00:35:31,395
Friends. I wish to call your attention
to the fact that this here is a ..
483
00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:33,260
Three-hundred-pound weight.
484
00:35:44,755 --> 00:35:45,940
Don't go away, folks.
485
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,107
The important part of the
program now commences.
486
00:35:48,287 --> 00:35:50,948
It will get easier every show.
Do you feel like a chump up there?
487
00:35:51,128 --> 00:35:53,194
Uhuh. But it's all sort-of fun.
You know.
488
00:35:53,534 --> 00:35:55,221
Beats driving a cab, doesn't it?
489
00:35:58,502 --> 00:35:59,781
This part of it does.
490
00:36:02,446 --> 00:36:03,979
I ain't never seen so much rain.
491
00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:06,141
I think they're planning
a flood in this town.
492
00:36:06,321 --> 00:36:08,040
Too wet for you to go out, Queen.
493
00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:09,648
So I brought your supper.
494
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,193
Thanks, Dave.
495
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:12,954
Where did you get the money?
496
00:36:13,134 --> 00:36:15,147
Out of your purse.
I got you some hamburgers.
497
00:36:15,327 --> 00:36:17,905
No onions and lots of pickles.
Just like you like them.
498
00:36:18,935 --> 00:36:20,177
Where you going?
499
00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:23,062
There's enough for you.
Come on. We'll all eat together.
500
00:36:23,242 --> 00:36:24,575
Sure. There's plenty.
501
00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:26,015
Well, thanks.
502
00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:30,088
You might at least wait until you finish
your lecture before you begin sneezing.
503
00:36:30,268 --> 00:36:33,283
Everybody started to laugh.
- Good heavens, woman. Can I help it?
504
00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:36,528
That platform out there is
draftier than the Grand Canyon.
505
00:36:37,202 --> 00:36:38,704
Look. I'm shaking all over.
506
00:36:40,138 --> 00:36:41,178
Mr Chandler.
507
00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,709
Would you have supper with
us at the Commercial House?
508
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:46,507
No thanks.
509
00:36:48,318 --> 00:36:49,968
I'm eating with Lilly and Dave.
510
00:36:50,356 --> 00:36:50,958
Oh.
511
00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:54,442
Too bad we haven't enough groceries.
We'd love you to have dinner with us.
512
00:36:54,776 --> 00:36:56,129
Ha, ha, ha.
513
00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:58,463
I'm going to the hotel
for something hot.
514
00:36:58,941 --> 00:37:00,480
I'm not used to camping out.
515
00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:08,807
Got any new diseases tonight, Doc?
516
00:37:09,196 --> 00:37:10,290
Don't get funny.
517
00:37:10,673 --> 00:37:13,018
This night air is just
crawling with microbes.
518
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:15,129
Lilly.
519
00:37:15,723 --> 00:37:17,189
Did you notice it was raining?
520
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,441
But it's not Sunday.
521
00:37:19,276 --> 00:37:21,674
I never saw such a run of dry Sundays.
522
00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:25,995
Come on.
523
00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:27,752
Where's the change?
- What change?
524
00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,833
Don't stall.
You took a fiver out of my purse.
525
00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:32,026
I was going to tell you
about that, Queen.
526
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:34,190
Had to get some medicine for the throat.
527
00:37:36,643 --> 00:37:37,291
Bob.
528
00:37:38,527 --> 00:37:39,869
Coffee is getting cold.
529
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:40,809
Thanks.
530
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,878
Say, this is what I call
real southern hospitality.
531
00:37:45,183 --> 00:37:46,480
You said it, Sampson.
532
00:37:46,994 --> 00:37:49,080
Me and Queen have trooped
all through the south.
533
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,119
First time was with a
windy hooting outfit.
534
00:37:51,299 --> 00:37:52,393
Remember, Queen?
535
00:37:53,178 --> 00:37:54,603
Want some pickles?
- No thanks.
536
00:37:55,382 --> 00:37:56,216
Yes, sir.
537
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,636
I and the Queen have trooped through
every part of the United States.
538
00:37:59,816 --> 00:38:01,618
Only place we've never been is New York.
539
00:38:01,798 --> 00:38:02,757
You been there?
540
00:38:02,937 --> 00:38:04,513
Uhuh. I went to school there.
541
00:38:04,935 --> 00:38:07,100
Yeah? What kind of school?
- Columbia.
542
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:10,259
A college man, huh?
What do you think of that, Queen?
543
00:38:10,684 --> 00:38:13,489
Didn't I always say colleges were fake?
Look at him now.
544
00:38:13,994 --> 00:38:16,674
Working in a Honky Tonk
for cakes and coffee. Why?
545
00:38:17,038 --> 00:38:18,689
That's why: Cakes and coffee.
546
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,588
What did you study to be?
547
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,923
My diploma says I'm a civil engineer.
548
00:38:23,258 --> 00:38:25,213
Is that so? My old man was a fireman.
549
00:38:25,690 --> 00:38:28,671
No that kind of engineer, silly.
You mean you build railroads and things?
550
00:38:28,851 --> 00:38:32,141
Yeah. But right now nobody is using
the railroads they already have.
551
00:38:33,192 --> 00:38:34,842
Just making time, huh?
- Yeah.
552
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,407
Lifting dumbbells.
553
00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:40,301
Does it burn you up not doing
the things you like to do?
554
00:38:40,481 --> 00:38:44,014
Well, I discovered a long time ago
that the world wasn't operated for me.
555
00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:46,281
You have to wait your turn.
556
00:38:47,319 --> 00:38:49,006
Sometimes your turn never comes.
557
00:38:50,699 --> 00:38:53,344
If you have faith enough
in yourself .. it comes.
558
00:38:55,357 --> 00:38:56,972
You've got a swell slant on things.
559
00:38:58,367 --> 00:39:00,314
You folks like to see some card tricks?
560
00:39:02,161 --> 00:39:04,219
I always knew you were
different somehow.
561
00:39:07,031 --> 00:39:08,162
Some more coffee?
562
00:39:17,467 --> 00:39:18,635
Holy cats, Bessie.
563
00:39:18,822 --> 00:39:21,071
You want to break my neck?
- Are they coming?
564
00:39:22,746 --> 00:39:24,901
They're right behind us.
What you worrying about?
565
00:39:25,332 --> 00:39:26,871
I got plenty to worry about.
566
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,676
A good-for-nothing drunk passed
out in the back of our car.
567
00:39:29,856 --> 00:39:31,366
And you do nothing about it.
568
00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:33,323
It's pretty nice for her back there.
569
00:39:33,503 --> 00:39:34,226
Alone.
570
00:39:34,826 --> 00:39:35,831
With him.
571
00:39:39,237 --> 00:39:42,000
It's about time for her to start
taking up with another man.
572
00:39:42,282 --> 00:39:45,606
It makes me sick seeing her
going after a nice boy like that.
573
00:39:46,473 --> 00:39:48,739
He doesn't know what
kind of a woman she is.
574
00:39:49,983 --> 00:39:51,819
He is such a nice boy.
575
00:39:59,556 --> 00:40:00,798
Well, why don't you?
576
00:40:11,861 --> 00:40:13,144
Now, what's the matter?
577
00:40:13,324 --> 00:40:15,160
Just as I told you. They've stopped.
578
00:40:17,485 --> 00:40:19,056
You shouldn't have done that.
579
00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:22,696
I didn't do anything.
580
00:40:27,461 --> 00:40:28,377
Oh no?
581
00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:32,846
Can't you get her out?
582
00:40:33,537 --> 00:40:35,484
We must get a truck from the next town.
583
00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,153
Is Dave still asleep?
584
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:38,772
Asleep? Hmm.
585
00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:40,277
He's unconscious.
586
00:40:44,228 --> 00:40:48,213
There's nothing else to do but to go
on and send a car back to get you out.
587
00:40:48,692 --> 00:40:50,532
Lilly. You'd better get in with us.
588
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,802
No thanks. I'll stick to the ship.
589
00:40:54,145 --> 00:40:56,831
It'll take about three hours
to get a car back to you.
590
00:41:04,736 --> 00:41:06,015
The rain's coming in.
591
00:41:30,248 --> 00:41:31,787
What are you thinking about?
592
00:41:34,343 --> 00:41:35,251
Is it Dave?
593
00:41:37,502 --> 00:41:40,104
Because if it is,
I want to tell you that ..
594
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,502
I am married to him.
595
00:41:44,525 --> 00:41:45,693
But we've never ..
596
00:41:46,482 --> 00:41:47,984
We've never lived together.
597
00:41:49,141 --> 00:41:51,867
He did me a great favor once.
Something I can never forget.
598
00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:56,432
But he has nothing to do with us.
Has he?
599
00:41:59,688 --> 00:42:00,932
You believe me, don't you?
600
00:42:01,459 --> 00:42:02,478
I believe you.
601
00:42:03,478 --> 00:42:04,349
Of course.
602
00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:33,096
If the Mexican job doesn't materialize
I can likely get a job at Boulder Dam.
603
00:42:34,007 --> 00:42:36,065
They're taking on
engineers all the time.
604
00:42:37,951 --> 00:42:39,552
I don't believe you're listening.
605
00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:41,780
You know it's illegal.
- What's illegal?
606
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:43,851
For a man to have eyes like yours.
607
00:42:44,031 --> 00:42:46,781
And here I am working out
elaborate plans for the future.
608
00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,103
Don't let's bother about the future.
This is all so perfect.
609
00:42:51,143 --> 00:42:53,239
I feel like I've been
born all over again.
610
00:42:53,914 --> 00:42:56,232
Whoa, Lilly.
You're talking like an Easter card.
611
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:00,534
Pull me up.
612
00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:06,903
We mustn't keep our public waiting.
613
00:43:07,201 --> 00:43:11,168
Ladies and gentlemen, I owe my entire
physical development to Dr. McGill.
614
00:43:16,106 --> 00:43:16,829
Lilly.
615
00:43:17,437 --> 00:43:18,494
Where is Lilly?
616
00:43:19,147 --> 00:43:20,293
I want Lilly.
617
00:43:21,549 --> 00:43:24,170
If he gets violent again tonight,
put on the straitjacket.
618
00:43:24,350 --> 00:43:25,295
Yes, Doctor.
619
00:46:08,893 --> 00:46:12,102
How would you like some nice roast
pheasant and some sparkling burgundy?
620
00:46:12,630 --> 00:46:13,849
How is your pheasant?
621
00:46:14,029 --> 00:46:14,644
Pie?
622
00:46:16,162 --> 00:46:18,648
We got roast beef, roast pork,
beef stew and chilli beans.
623
00:46:18,988 --> 00:46:20,128
Two roast beefs.
624
00:46:21,790 --> 00:46:23,242
Look who's with us.
625
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:26,295
I certainly am glad to
see you, honey-girl.
626
00:46:26,723 --> 00:46:27,917
It's been a long time.
627
00:46:28,543 --> 00:46:30,493
You made a mistake.
I never saw you before.
628
00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:33,396
Excuse me.
629
00:46:34,484 --> 00:46:36,500
I thought you were somebody I knew.
630
00:46:40,749 --> 00:46:42,028
Can you imagine that?
631
00:46:42,282 --> 00:46:44,526
People are always taking
me for somebody else.
632
00:46:47,827 --> 00:46:48,921
Got a cigarette?
633
00:46:50,457 --> 00:46:51,281
Yeah.
634
00:46:55,339 --> 00:46:56,191
Thanks.
635
00:47:15,888 --> 00:47:17,503
Cool for September, isn't it?
636
00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:20,463
Perhaps you'd better get in the back.
637
00:47:23,185 --> 00:47:23,796
No.
638
00:47:25,703 --> 00:47:26,501
Bob.
639
00:47:28,353 --> 00:47:30,788
Are you upset over that
man in the restaurant?
640
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,703
Why should I be?
641
00:47:34,282 --> 00:47:36,849
You've been so far away
from ever since it happened.
642
00:47:37,986 --> 00:47:39,872
Ain't you cold up there, Queen?
643
00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:49,533
Heap big man in the car
bringing paleface firewater.
644
00:47:50,039 --> 00:47:52,755
Go ahead, Queen.
Keeps you from catching the flu.
645
00:47:53,247 --> 00:47:55,997
You got frost on your hat now. Come on.
646
00:47:56,445 --> 00:47:57,687
It will do you good.
647
00:48:01,023 --> 00:48:01,820
Why not?
648
00:48:10,885 --> 00:48:12,482
Bob?
- No thanks.
649
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,219
I'm not good enough for you, huh?
650
00:48:35,557 --> 00:48:37,170
You're the best judge of that.
651
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:42,198
Sure I lied to you. What did you expect?
652
00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:46,024
I tried to chisel some
happiness for myself.
653
00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:47,041
Ha.
654
00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:50,010
That's a laugh.
655
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:54,682
Nobody can ever hang on to anything.
656
00:48:57,121 --> 00:48:59,393
You don't know what I'm
talking about, do you?
657
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,052
No.
658
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,863
No. You've always been a good boy.
You got off to a good start.
659
00:49:08,419 --> 00:49:10,389
Sure. I knew that guy.
660
00:49:11,316 --> 00:49:12,820
He was my boyfriend.
661
00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:16,176
What does it matter?
662
00:49:29,393 --> 00:49:32,156
It looks like he ain't coming back.
We're stuck. That's all.
663
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,321
Something must have happened
to make him disappear like that.
664
00:49:36,018 --> 00:49:37,854
I've a pretty good idea what it was.
665
00:49:38,429 --> 00:49:41,629
It don't matter why he quit.
The question is, what we going to do?
666
00:49:42,097 --> 00:49:42,741
Doc.
667
00:49:42,921 --> 00:49:44,326
Are we going to show or not?
668
00:49:44,506 --> 00:49:47,500
I pulled some monkeys in from the
street but can't hold them forever.
669
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,510
Unless I lock the door.
- Shut up.
670
00:49:50,031 --> 00:49:51,347
We're trying to think.
671
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,157
Is that what makes you look that way?
672
00:49:57,179 --> 00:49:59,239
Doc, these strongmen are a jinx anyway.
673
00:49:59,662 --> 00:50:00,793
I've got an idea.
674
00:50:01,493 --> 00:50:04,973
Why not let me go on and baffle
the natives with a few card tricks?
675
00:50:05,371 --> 00:50:07,133
I got a new one. Here, this is it.
676
00:50:07,385 --> 00:50:09,908
Pick a card. Any card will do.
- I warn you, McGill.
677
00:50:10,184 --> 00:50:11,975
My nerves won't stand much more.
678
00:50:12,597 --> 00:50:13,982
Alright. You pick a card.
679
00:50:14,162 --> 00:50:17,519
That will do. Go and turn on some music.
We got to give some kind of a show.
680
00:50:17,813 --> 00:50:20,746
That suits me, only you're passing
up a good bet. That's all.
681
00:50:21,717 --> 00:50:23,070
How you feeling, Queen?
682
00:50:23,318 --> 00:50:25,026
Everything is just dandy.
683
00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:29,133
Well, why don't you do something?
684
00:50:29,313 --> 00:50:31,109
Tell you what you can do. You can ..
685
00:50:31,497 --> 00:50:32,739
And the same to you.
686
00:50:41,088 --> 00:50:42,978
Now we're all set. Come on, let's go.
687
00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:50,466
My thanks to Dr. McGill to whom I owe
my astounding good health. I thank you.
688
00:50:51,168 --> 00:50:52,271
Don't go away, folks.
689
00:50:53,723 --> 00:50:56,818
Unfortunately most of us do not
give much thought to our bodies.
690
00:50:57,584 --> 00:51:00,927
My book, which you now have
an opportunity to purchase.
691
00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:03,556
Will put all the doctors
out of business.
692
00:51:04,838 --> 00:51:09,825
I don't expect sceptics, doubters, smart
guys and wiseacres will want to read it.
693
00:51:10,345 --> 00:51:12,502
The open-minded, the intelligent.
694
00:51:13,095 --> 00:51:15,339
Willing to learn something
to their advantage.
695
00:51:15,899 --> 00:51:17,104
I was wrong, Lilly.
696
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,052
Nothing matters.
697
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,441
Nothing but this.
698
00:51:21,424 --> 00:51:24,495
I wish to present for your
entertainment and edification.
699
00:51:25,756 --> 00:51:30,347
A young man who is a marvel of
strength and physical development.
700
00:51:35,236 --> 00:51:37,723
If you will only read my
book as he has done ..
701
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,200
Mr. Chandler?
- Gone over to the hotel.
702
00:51:53,401 --> 00:51:54,606
A telegram for him.
703
00:51:55,082 --> 00:51:56,064
I'll take it.
704
00:51:57,904 --> 00:51:59,146
Sign this, will you?
705
00:51:59,628 --> 00:52:00,276
Yes.
706
00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:15,212
Are them dumbbells made of wood?
707
00:52:15,392 --> 00:52:17,599
You don't think we'd
fool the public, do you?
708
00:52:17,826 --> 00:52:18,798
Sure they are.
709
00:52:27,093 --> 00:52:28,812
Come and see the show tomorrow.
710
00:52:29,264 --> 00:52:31,218
And get big and husky like you, huh?
711
00:52:32,134 --> 00:52:33,376
I don't need muscle.
712
00:52:33,739 --> 00:52:34,961
I got brains.
713
00:53:07,779 --> 00:53:09,949
The bathroom is just at
the end of the hall.
714
00:53:29,128 --> 00:53:30,113
Ah, Lilly.
715
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,773
You gorgeous creature.
716
00:53:34,124 --> 00:53:36,627
There's something of the
creature about you too, Doc.
717
00:53:36,807 --> 00:53:38,383
Something wild and primitive.
718
00:53:39,826 --> 00:53:42,079
You always arouse
the beast in me, Lilly.
719
00:53:42,614 --> 00:53:44,915
When I look at you, time disappears.
720
00:53:45,675 --> 00:53:49,499
I see you as the incarnation
of all the sirens of the ages.
721
00:53:50,298 --> 00:53:51,280
Tell me more.
722
00:53:51,921 --> 00:53:53,608
You make my life very difficult.
723
00:53:55,386 --> 00:53:58,889
It's just one continuous
battle with my lower nature.
724
00:54:01,289 --> 00:54:02,665
Confidentially, Lilly.
725
00:54:03,931 --> 00:54:05,697
What do you say we ..
- McGill.
726
00:54:06,829 --> 00:54:07,811
There you go.
727
00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:09,551
Fate is against me.
728
00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:11,755
Coming, my dear.
729
00:54:23,288 --> 00:54:25,242
The Heinie is loose. I just seen him.
730
00:54:25,603 --> 00:54:27,216
Was he riding a pink elephant?
731
00:54:27,475 --> 00:54:29,914
No. No kidding, Bob.
I just seen him at the store.
732
00:54:30,887 --> 00:54:32,500
A telegram for you.
- Thanks.
733
00:54:37,751 --> 00:54:40,517
Doc. Doc. The Heinie is loose.
734
00:54:40,878 --> 00:54:42,110
What you talking about?
735
00:54:42,290 --> 00:54:44,684
I tell you I just seen him.
He was peeking in the window at me.
736
00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:47,092
You are crazy.
He's locked up in that asylum.
737
00:54:47,382 --> 00:54:48,647
No. Not tonight he ain't.
738
00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:50,663
He's right here in this town. Loose.
739
00:54:51,212 --> 00:54:54,011
Young man.
Let me give you a piece of good advice.
740
00:54:54,561 --> 00:54:56,764
Alcohol has a terrible
affect on the brain.
741
00:55:00,579 --> 00:55:02,266
You believe me, don't you Queen?
742
00:55:05,756 --> 00:55:08,457
If you don't cut out the booze
you'll see worse things than Fritz.
743
00:55:08,637 --> 00:55:10,036
But I tell you I seen him.
744
00:55:10,216 --> 00:55:12,390
You can't depend on the
stuff you get in these dumps.
745
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,560
I've seen him.
746
00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:22,668
Listen. Listen, pal.
747
00:55:23,014 --> 00:55:26,371
Can you loan me a few bucks? I got to
get to the drugstore before it closes.
748
00:55:26,975 --> 00:55:29,145
My nerves are shot with
this Fritz business.
749
00:55:29,975 --> 00:55:31,162
My throat is killing me.
750
00:55:31,501 --> 00:55:32,290
Sure.
751
00:55:34,637 --> 00:55:35,582
Thanks, Bob.
752
00:55:42,509 --> 00:55:43,380
Read this.
753
00:56:00,198 --> 00:56:01,217
'Mexico City'.
754
00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,696
'At once'. Oh Bob.
755
00:56:04,386 --> 00:56:06,698
It's really happened.
How wonderful for you.
756
00:56:07,325 --> 00:56:08,113
For us.
757
00:56:08,788 --> 00:56:10,064
We're leaving tonight.
758
00:56:10,244 --> 00:56:12,110
There's a westbound
train leaving at 01:45.
759
00:56:13,226 --> 00:56:14,557
But I ..
- Now.
760
00:56:15,465 --> 00:56:16,787
No arguments please.
761
00:56:17,985 --> 00:56:20,043
This is the chance
I've been waiting for.
762
00:56:20,265 --> 00:56:21,548
I'm taking you out of this.
763
00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:24,283
But how can I? There's so many ..
764
00:56:24,641 --> 00:56:26,343
So many things.
- You love me, don't you?
765
00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,243
You know that.
- Then what you worrying about?
766
00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:32,302
You've paid your debt to Dave.
Paid it a thousand times.
767
00:56:33,119 --> 00:56:34,621
He won't stand in your way.
768
00:56:34,969 --> 00:56:36,670
After you are divorced we get married.
769
00:56:36,850 --> 00:56:38,649
It means a new deal for both of us.
770
00:56:38,907 --> 00:56:41,907
I'll do the work I always wanted to do.
And you'll be with me.
771
00:56:42,348 --> 00:56:43,293
Think of it.
772
00:56:44,247 --> 00:56:46,305
I am thinking of it.
- Then it's a 'Yes'?
773
00:56:50,179 --> 00:56:50,932
Yes.
774
00:56:52,614 --> 00:56:53,745
Pack your things.
775
00:56:53,996 --> 00:56:55,980
I'm going down to telephone the station.
776
00:56:56,461 --> 00:56:57,814
I'll be ready, darling.
777
00:57:19,276 --> 00:57:20,815
Chilly weather we're having.
778
00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:22,049
Yes.
779
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:26,064
I can't stand the chilly weather.
780
00:57:27,284 --> 00:57:29,281
It always .. gets my laryngitis.
781
00:57:36,311 --> 00:57:38,518
Could I have a few words
with you in private?
782
00:57:38,834 --> 00:57:39,705
Come here.
783
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,550
I'll have you understand, young man.
784
00:57:45,730 --> 00:57:48,085
That this is a respectable
law-abiding drugstore.
785
00:57:48,806 --> 00:57:49,937
How are you, Mac?
786
00:57:50,956 --> 00:57:51,800
How are you?
787
00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:58,628
Listen, brother. You got me all wrong.
788
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,121
I want a little bottle of Ardurol.
789
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:02,632
And.
790
00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:04,258
Some swabs.
791
00:58:04,741 --> 00:58:06,185
Why didn't you say so?
792
00:58:07,465 --> 00:58:08,113
Bob.
793
00:58:13,637 --> 00:58:15,139
Won't you come in a minute?
794
00:58:17,302 --> 00:58:18,984
I have something I want to tell you.
795
00:58:19,164 --> 00:58:20,799
Sorry, Mrs McGill. But I just ..
796
00:58:20,979 --> 00:58:24,482
You know, you're too nice a boy to throw
yourself away on a woman like that.
797
00:58:27,996 --> 00:58:30,129
You and I could be awful
good friends, Bob.
798
00:58:31,624 --> 00:58:33,334
Awful good friends.
- Sorry, Mrs McGill.
799
00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:35,525
I got to telephone. Excuse me please.
800
00:59:11,909 --> 00:59:12,780
Hey Queen.
801
00:59:13,015 --> 00:59:15,065
My throat feels like the Chicago fire.
802
00:59:15,409 --> 00:59:18,098
How about a little expert attention?
There you are, nurse.
803
00:59:19,953 --> 00:59:21,671
Thanks, Queen, for
laying out my clothes.
804
00:59:23,765 --> 00:59:25,489
What would I ever do without you?
805
00:59:26,559 --> 00:59:28,425
You open your mouth like a good boy.
806
00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:33,201
Ah.
807
00:59:33,835 --> 00:59:34,446
Ah.
808
00:59:35,324 --> 00:59:36,296
Ah.
809
00:59:38,231 --> 00:59:38,917
Oh.
810
00:59:41,005 --> 00:59:42,024
You're crying.
811
00:59:42,427 --> 00:59:43,855
What's the matter, Queen?
812
00:59:44,799 --> 00:59:46,571
Because I'm hitting the booze again?
813
00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:47,511
Listen.
814
00:59:47,794 --> 00:59:49,586
I'll cut it out. Honest I will.
815
00:59:49,974 --> 00:59:52,058
I don't want to do anything
you make you unhappy.
816
00:59:52,238 --> 00:59:53,332
I'm not unhappy.
817
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,036
I am just ..
818
00:59:55,328 --> 00:59:56,654
I must see Dr. McGill.
819
01:00:22,317 --> 01:00:23,040
Queen.
820
01:00:24,404 --> 01:00:27,623
When I hit this hay you'll
never be able to wake me up.
821
01:00:29,278 --> 01:00:30,208
Where is Lilly?
822
01:00:31,551 --> 01:00:34,137
You try to keep me from her, huh?
823
01:00:38,996 --> 01:00:40,032
Lilly. Lilly.
824
01:00:41,407 --> 01:00:42,379
My Lilly.
825
01:00:42,771 --> 01:00:44,323
Bob. Bob!
826
01:00:46,573 --> 01:00:47,411
Bob!
827
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,152
You took away my Lilly.
828
01:00:58,332 --> 01:00:59,537
You stole my Lilly.
829
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,603
Lilly.
830
01:01:15,102 --> 01:01:16,024
I got you now.
831
01:01:16,204 --> 01:01:18,174
I got you. I got you now.
832
01:01:18,602 --> 01:01:19,473
I got you.
833
01:01:22,613 --> 01:01:23,484
I got you.
834
01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:25,104
I got you.
835
01:01:25,487 --> 01:01:26,905
Don't, Fritz. Don't!
836
01:02:07,292 --> 01:02:08,831
You're his wife, aren't you?
837
01:02:09,962 --> 01:02:12,512
I think you should know.
His spine is fractured.
838
01:02:13,421 --> 01:02:14,663
What does that mean?
839
01:02:14,976 --> 01:02:17,368
I can tell better when we
get him to the hospital.
840
01:02:18,534 --> 01:02:20,412
Will he have to be in
hospital a long time?
841
01:02:20,592 --> 01:02:21,611
I'm afraid so.
842
01:02:22,874 --> 01:02:24,153
We'll do what we can.
843
01:02:32,563 --> 01:02:33,471
Say, Queen.
844
01:02:43,184 --> 01:02:44,862
Don't you worry none, Queen.
845
01:02:45,832 --> 01:02:46,777
I'm alright.
846
01:02:48,571 --> 01:02:49,813
Sure you're alright.
847
01:02:51,336 --> 01:02:52,838
You'll stay with me though.
848
01:02:53,663 --> 01:02:54,720
Won't you, Queen?
849
01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:02,199
Of course I will.
850
01:03:12,989 --> 01:03:16,420
Pardon me. But it's going to be rather
difficult putting him on the stretcher.
851
01:03:28,726 --> 01:03:29,894
I can't leave him.
852
01:03:30,415 --> 01:03:31,175
I know.
853
01:03:31,707 --> 01:03:34,147
But you must go on.
This is your chance. You got to take it.
854
01:03:34,501 --> 01:03:35,520
I can't go on.
855
01:03:36,571 --> 01:03:37,516
Without you.
856
01:03:37,702 --> 01:03:38,721
You've got to.
857
01:03:39,147 --> 01:03:40,092
It can't be.
858
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,168
There's no other way.
859
01:03:42,445 --> 01:03:43,650
But not for always.
860
01:03:44,835 --> 01:03:46,280
We can never lose each other now.
861
01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:48,972
No matter where you are,
I'll always love you.
862
01:04:13,805 --> 01:04:15,789
The station agent is on the phone again.
863
01:04:16,108 --> 01:04:18,416
He wants me to tell you
he's got your reservations.
864
01:04:18,596 --> 01:04:20,209
Well, tell him to cancel them.
865
01:04:29,096 --> 01:04:30,709
Do me a favor, will you Queen?
866
01:04:34,008 --> 01:04:35,732
Ask the Doc if he's got a bottle.
867
01:04:38,394 --> 01:04:39,785
You know. My laryngitis.
868
01:04:41,598 --> 01:04:43,026
It hurts something awful.
869
01:04:58,305 --> 01:04:59,727
..t-g..
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