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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,079 Let's just get this started. 2 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,615 Are you kidding me?! 3 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,083 Who's a good cat? 4 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,295 Today, we're in a waiting room for a focus group, 5 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,630 Sitting next to another participant. 6 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,166 And that person's going to do us a very small favor. 7 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,969 And, in response, we'll say, "I owe you one." 8 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,703 And then, moments later, 9 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,373 The moderator is going to send that participant home early? 10 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,908 But, hey, they just did us a very small favor. 11 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,577 And we owe them one. 12 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,846 So we're going to storm into the moderator's office 13 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,648 And flip out on their behalf. 14 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:50,783 And if they don't choose to stay 15 00:00:50,985 --> 00:00:53,251 After you're completely unsolicited defense, 16 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:54,452 You lose. 17 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,555 We owe them one. 18 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,327 Murr: Here we go. 19 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,129 been waiting long, or no? 20 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,535 Today's going to -- going to be cookies? 21 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,471 Oh, awesome. Awesome. 22 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:13,872 I can have one of those? 23 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,474 -Ah. -Ah. 24 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,209 Alright, alright. I can't eat all these. Are you kidding me? 25 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,943 I owe you one. 26 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:20,679 Look at me. I owe you. 27 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,284 Alright, cole, break the news. 28 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,953 Uh, so, just about to get started. 29 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,889 The client said we only need one, 30 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,291 So, jeremy, I think we're going to just get you paid 31 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,693 And you can go home. 32 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:37,029 -Okay. Cookies are great. -Pretty easy -- easy day. 33 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,831 -Stay put for one more minute. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. 34 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:42,668 -What? -Oh, no. Sal is upset. 35 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,103 I know, but that's -- you just -- 36 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,906 You waited here and you're here to give your opinion 37 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,175 And they're not going to let you give your opinion? 38 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:52,644 That's crazy. -"what is this, the '90s? 39 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,912 Your opinion doesn't matter? 40 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,647 Like you're a woman or a child?" 41 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,449 What is this, the '90s? 42 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:58,851 Your opinion doesn't matter? 43 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:01,720 Like you're a woman or a child or something in the '90s? 44 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,590 Jeremy, look at me. 45 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,726 -"you gave me a cookie..." -you gave me a cookie... 46 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,661 -"...When I had nothing." -...When I had nothing. 47 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,662 Q: "now I give you my word." 48 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:11,930 Now I give you my word, buddy. 49 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,600 "I will tear this place to the ground." 50 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:18,336 I will tear this place to the ground. 51 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:21,005 -Going to do what's right. -Oh, he's going in. 52 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:22,274 I-if they don't do what's right by you -- 53 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,608 I know this guy, 54 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,809 And I'll probably even get you some extra money. 55 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,278 -let me -- let me call you back. 56 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,479 I don't know what -- -excuse me. Yeah, call back, 57 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,281 Because I have -- I have to have a word with you 58 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,548 Because it's not right, what's going on here. Alright, sir, okay. 59 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,617 No, no. No, no, no. Sit down. Don't stand up. 60 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,954 You think you're the big man with your big gorilla nuts, huh? 61 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,757 I know for a fact that you are not going to let the kindest, 62 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,293 Bravest, sweetest man I have ever met 63 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,062 Leave here without giving his opinion today. 64 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,300 -his mouth was invited here, 65 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,835 And his mouth should have satisfaction. 66 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:53,272 Put the phone down, gorilla nuts! 67 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,976 This poor, little baby will not speak up for himself, 68 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,879 But I will speak up for this poor, little baby. 69 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,517 "hey, we got a psychopath down here. Send security." 70 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,987 -I get so mad. 71 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,188 Q: Whoa! 72 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,661 All I'm saying is, take those nuts 73 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,130 And do something good with them. 74 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:20,999 "put those gorilla nuts in the mouth of fairness for once." 75 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,138 All I'm asking is for you to take out 76 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,272 Those huge gorilla nuts 77 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,142 And put them in the mouth of goodness for once. 78 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:32,277 Let -- let them... 79 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,886 -Jeremy, I, uh -- -here we go. 80 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,589 I settled the whole thing, okay? 81 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:48,160 I told you I owed you one. 82 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:49,161 When you gave me the cookie, 83 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,428 You made a friend for life, okay, 84 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,896 And I told you I owed you one. 85 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,698 Good news is, you're going to stay for the full day. 86 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:54,633 You're going to give your opinion, 87 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:55,767 And then they're going to pay you. 88 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:56,969 Bad news is, I took the bullet, 89 00:03:57,171 --> 00:03:58,637 I don't care, I get to go home now with full pay. 90 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,573 Alright? 91 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,576 -Alright. -oh! 92 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,777 Hi. I'm brian. 93 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:06,911 Hi. I'm dana. 94 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,380 Hi, dana. 95 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,849 Murr: Q has an advantage. He looks unhinged already. 96 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,052 Oh, you're doing cookies? 97 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,122 Oh, man. 98 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:19,958 You going to share your cookies with me? 99 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,865 Simple brian. 100 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,934 Mmm. 101 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,571 simple brian. This is my favorite brian. 102 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:36,274 That's turned my whole day around. 103 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,876 -Happy to help. -Oh, my god, dana. 104 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:38,810 Dana, you did more than help. 105 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,079 You -- you -- you saved me. 106 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,283 I owe you one. I owe you. 107 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,618 I got your back. 108 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,286 Alright, cole, break the news. 109 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,756 Seems like we're only going to need one person, brian, 110 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,758 Uh, to -- to go do the focus group. 111 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,561 So you're probably -- I could just pay you and -- 112 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,096 And you're good for the day, but... 113 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,631 Sure. I got paid to eat a cookie. 114 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,499 That's not -- that's a nice Wednesday. There you go. Yeah. 115 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,101 -But her opinion, though. -Few minutes. 116 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,636 That's not right. 117 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,838 Like, that's not fair. Like, you have an opinion. 118 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,240 Your opinion matters. 119 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,908 "you mustn't accept this." 120 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,976 My dear lady... 121 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,311 You mustn't accept this. 122 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,579 Murr: "today, they silence you on cookies." 123 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,180 Today, they silence you on cookies. 124 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:17,249 "tomorrow, it's cakes." 125 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,583 Tomorrow, it's cakes. 126 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,318 "then comes the camps and the secret police." 127 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,587 Then comes the camps and the secret police. 128 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,789 "and soon, the whole world has forgotten pie." 129 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,057 And -- and -- and soon, 130 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,526 The whole world has forgotten about pie. 131 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,463 Think about the pie, my lady. Think about the pie. 132 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,732 No, I'm going to make it right. 133 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,801 -We're cool, brian. -I'm going to make it right. 134 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,402 Murr: oh, here he goes. 135 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,272 may I come in? 136 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,806 -Um... -Sure. What's going on? 137 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,142 So I think a-a mistake's been made. 138 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,078 The nice lady out there, 139 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,946 My best friend in the world out there, 140 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,014 She has great opinions. 141 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,284 She has great opinions. 142 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,685 I'm not going to stand here 143 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,419 And let you dismiss her like that. 144 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:58,022 Please, please, please take her opinion. 145 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,223 Please, man. 146 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,358 I'll do anything, man. 147 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,295 Please, please. I'll man, 148 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,029 If that's what you need. -Hey, everything is okay. 149 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,498 -You got to let her do it. -Oh, my god. 150 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,899 -I'm an idiot. -Everything is okay. 151 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,701 What do you want? You want me? 152 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,035 You want me? 153 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:12,437 If you want me, just take me, 154 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:13,972 If that's what it needs. 155 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,640 I got it. I got it, best friend. 156 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,575 I got to take it. Just take what you want. 157 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,379 Alright, it's all settled, dana. 158 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,047 I got -- I talked to him. 159 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,649 He's going to let you stay all day 160 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,385 And get your opinion. Alright. 161 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,721 No, I told you I had your back. 162 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,525 Nice to meet you. What's your -- tara. 163 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,993 Hi, tara. Nice to meet you, as well. 164 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:36,394 Sal: "are those cookies?" 165 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,396 Are -- are those your cookies? 166 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,332 That's yours. I already tried them. 167 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:41,399 I can have -- I can have one? 168 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:42,600 Yes, sir. Those are yours. 169 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,202 he's so funny, man. 170 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,338 Oh, my gosh. 171 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,139 You're even handing it to me? 172 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:49,341 Why not? 173 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,675 -Tara... -Yes? 174 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:52,811 ...I appreciate you, and I see you... 175 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,146 Aww, thank you. 176 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:57,215 ...And...I owe you. 177 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,619 Q: Cole, go deliver the news. 178 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,287 -Sorry to interrupt. -Yeah? 179 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:05,023 Cole: I think we only need james, 180 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,625 So I'm going to make sure with the client right now, 181 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,093 But sit tight. -No problem. 182 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,628 Q: Does not compute. 183 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,297 No, no, no, no. That's not right. 184 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,232 That's not right. 185 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,568 You have opinions on these cookies. 186 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,770 That's not right. -I do. I do, actually. 187 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:22,974 Sal: "in 1993, when ibm fired 60,000 employees..." 188 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,578 In 1993, when ibm fired 60,000 employees... 189 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,380 "...I sat back, and I did nothing." 190 00:07:28,382 --> 00:07:30,248 ...I sat back and did nothing. 191 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,317 -"today is a new day." -today is a new day. 192 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:34,318 Go in there, murr. 193 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,054 I'm -- I'm sorry you have to see this, 194 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,521 But it's not going to happen on my watch... 195 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,057 -Get in there. -...Because I owe you one. 196 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,058 Hey, dude. 197 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,859 I'll let them know in like two minutes 198 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,661 That, um... 199 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,863 What's up, you pretty mother 200 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,065 Get your damn feet off the desk. 201 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,266 Whoa. 202 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,533 Whoa, sir. 203 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,136 -Come here. Come here. 204 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,321 Q: Alright, go in there. Go in there, murr. 205 00:07:56,323 --> 00:07:57,456 What's up, you pretty mother 206 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:59,724 Get your damn feet off the desk. 207 00:07:59,726 --> 00:08:00,793 Cole: Whoa, sir. 208 00:08:00,795 --> 00:08:03,929 Tara has a voice. She deserves to be heard. 209 00:08:04,131 --> 00:08:05,930 -She deserves to be heard. -There's no need for this. 210 00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:08,266 And you -- come here. Come here. 211 00:08:09,603 --> 00:08:11,603 You want her to just stand there and go home? 212 00:08:11,606 --> 00:08:13,472 Have a seat. I'll take care of this, tara. 213 00:08:13,674 --> 00:08:15,073 You are going to have your voice heard. 214 00:08:15,275 --> 00:08:16,541 I owe you one. 215 00:08:16,543 --> 00:08:17,542 I am. 216 00:08:19,546 --> 00:08:20,879 -Come out here. Come out here. -Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 217 00:08:21,081 --> 00:08:22,080 Come -- everybody, come out here. 218 00:08:22,082 --> 00:08:23,281 Let's calm down. Come on, come on. 219 00:08:23,284 --> 00:08:24,216 Let's calm down. -What kind of -- 220 00:08:24,418 --> 00:08:25,550 Okay, now here's the -- 221 00:08:25,752 --> 00:08:27,219 I'm going to lock the damn door. 222 00:08:27,421 --> 00:08:29,154 I'm sorry I had to do that, tara. 223 00:08:29,356 --> 00:08:31,089 But you, you pretty son of a bitch, 224 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:33,025 She deserves to be heard. 225 00:08:33,227 --> 00:08:34,559 Like, what is your problem? 226 00:08:34,761 --> 00:08:36,629 Okay? She deserves everything. 227 00:08:36,831 --> 00:08:38,296 You're going to send her home? 228 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,431 Are you kidding? 229 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:40,699 Are you kidding? Where are you going? 230 00:08:40,901 --> 00:08:42,367 Where you going, you son of a bitch? 231 00:08:42,569 --> 00:08:44,003 Where are you? Where are you? 232 00:08:45,239 --> 00:08:47,105 Come here. -She's dialing 911. 233 00:08:47,307 --> 00:08:50,042 That's my friend. Come out like a man, 234 00:08:50,044 --> 00:08:51,910 You -- you little pretty mother 235 00:08:52,112 --> 00:08:54,779 Come here, you son of a bitch. Look, hear me out, okay? 236 00:08:54,781 --> 00:08:57,182 All I need you do -- let her stay, okay? 237 00:08:57,184 --> 00:08:58,650 -Okay. She can stay. -Is that okay? 238 00:08:58,653 --> 00:09:00,585 -It's okay. She can stay. -It's all good. 239 00:09:00,587 --> 00:09:02,054 -She can stay? -Alright, here we go. 240 00:09:02,256 --> 00:09:03,455 -Alright, murr, go for it. -It's all settled. 241 00:09:03,457 --> 00:09:05,123 -Okay. -It's all settled. 242 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:08,193 He's going to let you stay the entire day and work, okay? 243 00:09:08,395 --> 00:09:11,196 I'm going to get the money. I'm going to go home. 244 00:09:11,398 --> 00:09:14,399 You get to stay and get paid at the very end of the day, 245 00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:16,134 Hours from now. 246 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:18,937 Cool? 247 00:09:18,939 --> 00:09:20,405 Alright. Alright. 248 00:09:22,676 --> 00:09:24,409 Q: Murr got it. 249 00:09:24,411 --> 00:09:27,011 Narrator: Murr, q, and sal don't owe anyone anything, 250 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:29,948 So they're safe from the loser board. 251 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,616 Today, we're at tompkins square bagels, 252 00:09:31,818 --> 00:09:34,019 And we have a huge crush on an employee here, 253 00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:35,554 And we're finally going to ask her out. 254 00:09:35,556 --> 00:09:37,422 And, of course, our fake crush is actually 255 00:09:37,624 --> 00:09:38,623 One of our producers. 256 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:39,758 The goal is to drop 257 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,026 The cringiest pickup lines of all time, 258 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:44,629 And then ask a fellow customer how cringey it was. 259 00:09:44,631 --> 00:09:48,167 And whoever gets rated the least cringiest loses. 260 00:09:51,638 --> 00:09:53,572 Alright, sally retro. 261 00:09:53,774 --> 00:09:55,574 Kate is out amongst the people. 262 00:09:55,576 --> 00:09:58,310 Excuse me. Do you guys come in here a lot, by any chance? 263 00:09:58,512 --> 00:09:59,844 Yeah, sometimes, yeah. 264 00:09:59,846 --> 00:10:01,914 Oh, do you know that girl that works here right there? 265 00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:03,782 -No. -Okay. 266 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:05,183 I have the hugest crush on her, 267 00:10:05,385 --> 00:10:06,384 But I come in here all the time, 268 00:10:06,387 --> 00:10:07,586 And I want to, like, 269 00:10:07,588 --> 00:10:09,187 See if she might want to go out or whatever. 270 00:10:09,389 --> 00:10:10,522 Yeah, yeah. 271 00:10:10,524 --> 00:10:12,457 Murr: Here you go. This is your chance, buddy. 272 00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:14,392 -Yes. Thank you. -Uh... 273 00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:15,860 Q: Here we go. Here we go. 274 00:10:16,062 --> 00:10:16,995 They're looking at you. 275 00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:18,931 Ladies -- ladies and gentlemen. 276 00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:20,532 Excuse me. Can I have your attention? 277 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:22,334 Something I want to say to you. 278 00:10:22,536 --> 00:10:23,736 Um... 279 00:10:25,339 --> 00:10:27,071 ♪ you're so sweet ♪ 280 00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:28,340 ♪ you can't be beat ♪♪ 281 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:29,742 -God. -Aww. 282 00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:33,612 ♪ I come in here, and you smile from ear to ear ♪♪ 283 00:10:33,814 --> 00:10:36,014 -♪ cause you're my bagel girl ♪ -oh, my. 284 00:10:36,216 --> 00:10:37,750 Sal: ♪ but you're so much more than bagels ♪♪ 285 00:10:37,952 --> 00:10:39,618 ♪ you're my bagel girl ♪♪ 286 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:42,087 Q: She's running away. 287 00:10:42,289 --> 00:10:44,289 I didn't mean to embarrass you. 288 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,825 And so I just, um... 289 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:48,760 ♪ you seriously are my bagel girl ♪♪ 290 00:10:48,763 --> 00:10:50,095 -Oh, my god. 291 00:10:50,297 --> 00:10:54,232 ♪ you got eyes so sweet they can't be beat ♪♪ 292 00:10:54,234 --> 00:10:58,837 ♪ I want to go on a date and possibly be mates ♪♪ 293 00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:01,706 ♪ every night when I go home ♪♪ 294 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:04,776 ♪ I think of those lips under your nose ♪♪ 295 00:11:04,779 --> 00:11:06,444 Lips under my nose? 296 00:11:07,914 --> 00:11:09,514 Q: Wow, sal. 297 00:11:09,516 --> 00:11:12,250 I knew it was fake, and that was hard to watch. 298 00:11:12,452 --> 00:11:14,786 That didn't go well. That didn't go well. 299 00:11:14,789 --> 00:11:16,455 It was cringe. That was cringe. I know it was cringe. 300 00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:18,256 On a scale, like, of 1 to 10, how bad was it? 301 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:19,391 Scale of 1 to 10? 302 00:11:19,393 --> 00:11:21,326 7.92. 303 00:11:21,528 --> 00:11:23,528 -7.92. -Oh! 304 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,863 Maybe I should've rapped. 305 00:11:28,535 --> 00:11:29,734 Murr: Alright, q. 306 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:32,070 Sal: Good luck trying to out-cringe my 7.92. 307 00:11:32,072 --> 00:11:34,272 ♪ she's my bagel girl ♪♪ 308 00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:36,074 ♪ but she's so much more than bagels ♪♪ 309 00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:38,743 ♪ she's my bagel girl ♪♪ 310 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:41,546 ♪ she's my bagel girl ♪♪ 311 00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:44,483 Excuse me. 312 00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:46,284 Do you come here often? 313 00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:48,353 Yeah, pretty often. I live down the block. 314 00:11:48,355 --> 00:11:49,754 Okay. Alright. So maybe you can help me. 315 00:11:49,956 --> 00:11:51,356 Does she work here all the time? 316 00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:52,490 Do you know her name? 317 00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:53,958 Don't know if I ever seen her. 318 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,160 She's, I mean, so pretty. 319 00:11:55,362 --> 00:11:56,695 I want to ask her out, but I -- 320 00:11:56,697 --> 00:11:58,096 I just get really nervous about these things. 321 00:11:58,098 --> 00:11:59,097 You know what I mean? -The worst thing she says 322 00:11:59,299 --> 00:12:00,432 Is no, right? Who cares? -Okay. 323 00:12:00,634 --> 00:12:01,766 Alright, let's see -- -I'll be, like, rooting for you, 324 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,167 Like, back here, eating a bagel. 325 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,302 Alright, stick with me. 326 00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:05,904 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 327 00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:07,706 -Sorry. -Hi. Hey. How are you? 328 00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:09,574 -Hey. Good. How's it going? -Nah, we're just checking in. 329 00:12:09,576 --> 00:12:11,243 Yeah. I-I wanted to tell you something. 330 00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:13,912 My sister died when she was very young. 331 00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,648 -and you remind me of her 332 00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,717 Because you are an angel. 333 00:12:18,919 --> 00:12:21,386 So take a break from heaven... 334 00:12:21,588 --> 00:12:23,455 And go out to dinner with me. 335 00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:25,724 And also say hi to my dead sister while you're up there, 336 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:26,858 'cause she was really nice. 337 00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:30,729 You know, me and my buddy were talking. 338 00:12:30,731 --> 00:12:32,064 He was like, "just ask her, man. 339 00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:33,865 Just -- just -- just ask her." 340 00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,333 So, um... 341 00:12:35,335 --> 00:12:37,602 I just -- I'm so nervous. So I was like, 342 00:12:37,604 --> 00:12:38,870 "did you hurt your mom's vagina 343 00:12:38,873 --> 00:12:40,672 When you came out when she gave birth? 344 00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:43,675 'cause she gave birth to a giant angel. 345 00:12:43,677 --> 00:12:45,511 -Oh, boy. 346 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:51,349 -Yeah. -I'm sure he does. 347 00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:53,485 Yeah. Yeah, it was more like. 348 00:12:53,487 --> 00:12:55,620 -I'm good. Thank you. Yeah. -Yeah. Alright. 349 00:12:55,822 --> 00:12:57,656 -Ohhh! 350 00:13:02,162 --> 00:13:03,629 I know. That was a little -- 351 00:13:06,232 --> 00:13:07,766 but, otherwise, I see where you were going. 352 00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:10,835 Like, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the cringiest...? 353 00:13:11,037 --> 00:13:12,571 Uh, like... 354 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,773 ...Soft eight. 355 00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:17,175 Soft eight. Soft eight. Soft eight. Soft eight. 356 00:13:18,645 --> 00:13:19,912 -By .08. -Oh. 357 00:13:20,114 --> 00:13:22,914 Soft eight beats hard 7.92. 358 00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:26,919 -Maybe in the videos you watch. 359 00:13:27,121 --> 00:13:28,653 I know that was all fake, 360 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,322 And I still feel bad about myself. 361 00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:34,526 You have me hitting on my own wife? 362 00:13:34,728 --> 00:13:36,461 -Yeah. 363 00:13:36,463 --> 00:13:38,262 This sets a barometer for you, murr. 364 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,532 You literally have to be so bad 365 00:13:40,534 --> 00:13:42,266 That it doesn't work on your own wife. 366 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,203 I'm trying not to look. 367 00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:46,805 I-if you notice me from across the -- 368 00:13:46,807 --> 00:13:48,340 The restaurant, you can look at me. 369 00:13:48,342 --> 00:13:50,142 Oh, my god, that was cringe. 370 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:54,078 Murr, are we playing yet? Because my skin's crawling. 371 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,547 Here he goes. 372 00:13:55,549 --> 00:13:58,083 Do you, uh, you come here a lot, buddy? 373 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,154 Really? 374 00:14:02,156 --> 00:14:04,288 I'm really nervous, man. 375 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,423 You see the girl? 376 00:14:05,425 --> 00:14:08,092 I, like, really want to ask her out. You know? 377 00:14:08,094 --> 00:14:10,062 I'm, like -- I'm really nervous to do it, though. 378 00:14:12,298 --> 00:14:13,231 Excuse me. 379 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,833 Uh... 380 00:14:14,835 --> 00:14:16,835 Hi. -Hi. 381 00:14:17,037 --> 00:14:20,172 I just wanted to ask you something. 382 00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:32,050 Q: look at his face. 383 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:47,665 I just wanted to ask you something. 384 00:14:51,738 --> 00:14:53,738 Q: "hey, bitch"? 385 00:15:03,217 --> 00:15:04,282 Is this your friend? 386 00:15:09,289 --> 00:15:10,222 No, bitch. 387 00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:16,027 Oh, my -- dude, what did I... 388 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:18,830 I thought for sure it would work. 389 00:15:18,832 --> 00:15:19,998 That was -- 390 00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:25,369 I wonder what point that was. 391 00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:29,373 Oh, my god. 392 00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:32,978 On a scale of, like, 1 to 10, how bad was that? 393 00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:35,713 8.5. 394 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,315 -8.5. -Ohhhh! 395 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:39,050 -How do I lose? 396 00:15:39,052 --> 00:15:40,985 How do I lose? 397 00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:42,320 Thanks, bitch. I mean that. 398 00:15:45,391 --> 00:15:47,792 Narrator: Looks like it's sal's turn to cringe. 399 00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:49,961 He's tonight's big loser. 400 00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:52,664 Okay, sal lost, 401 00:15:52,866 --> 00:15:55,133 And we're doing your punishment a bit different tonight. 402 00:15:55,135 --> 00:15:56,200 We are actually going to make 403 00:15:56,402 --> 00:15:58,002 One of your dreams come true, bud. 404 00:15:58,004 --> 00:15:59,737 Murr: That's right. Now we're going to give you... Wait, what? 405 00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:01,673 Your very own sitcom pilot. 406 00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:03,074 So we're going to give you that, 407 00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:06,144 But what we're not giving you is a script, any direction, 408 00:16:06,346 --> 00:16:07,812 And, by the way, the sitcom starts right now. 409 00:16:08,014 --> 00:16:09,947 So right through there. -Go, go, go. 410 00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:11,015 Go! 411 00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:23,027 Oh, my god. 412 00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:26,498 Murr: It-- it's sal's real childhood bedroom, 413 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,166 Circa 1987. 414 00:16:28,368 --> 00:16:29,767 Wow. You guys did amazing. 415 00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:31,569 oh, my god. 416 00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:32,904 Those are my sheets. -Yep. 417 00:16:33,106 --> 00:16:34,572 How did you get my sheets? 418 00:16:34,574 --> 00:16:36,841 We should let you know that all that stuff on the wall 419 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,109 Is original. 420 00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:40,845 Sal: This is crazy. These are literally my pictures. 421 00:16:40,847 --> 00:16:41,913 Oh, yes. 422 00:16:41,915 --> 00:16:43,647 -How did you -- -your mom let us come in 423 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,850 And raid the sal vulcano archives, 424 00:16:45,852 --> 00:16:47,319 Aka your attic. - yeah. 425 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:49,587 Wow. Alyssa milano, dude. 426 00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:51,856 I was, like, obsessed with alyssa milano. 427 00:16:52,058 --> 00:16:53,725 Uh, it is a sitcom, so where would you be 428 00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:55,126 Without your own theme song? 429 00:16:57,997 --> 00:17:00,264 ♪ once upon a time, there was a boy named sal ♪♪ 430 00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:02,600 ♪ he had love in his heart for a specific gal ♪♪ 431 00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:03,868 ♪ he had a real nice house ♪♪ 432 00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:05,003 ♪ and a real nice smile ♪♪ 433 00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,204 ♪ I'll tell you how he fell in love ♪♪ 434 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,872 ♪ in the town of staten isle ♪♪ 435 00:17:07,874 --> 00:17:09,007 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 436 00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:10,141 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 437 00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:11,543 ♪ sal ♪ 438 00:17:11,545 --> 00:17:13,010 ♪ this is "sal's house" ♪♪ 439 00:17:13,013 --> 00:17:14,212 Q: There you go. 440 00:17:14,214 --> 00:17:16,414 I had the biggest cru-- oh, that's so funny. 441 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,749 Buddy, what's on the bed? 442 00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:18,883 Oh my god. 443 00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:21,485 Those are sal's actual love letters... 444 00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:23,087 -No. No. -Yeah. 445 00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:25,823 ...To alyssa milano, his childhood crush. 446 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,492 You made copies for yourself 447 00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:30,494 'cause that's how weird you were, even as a kid. 448 00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:32,830 Sal: I wrote this when I was probably 12. 449 00:17:32,832 --> 00:17:34,566 And your mom gave us the copies. 450 00:17:34,568 --> 00:17:37,301 -This is -- 451 00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:38,703 my mom is -- 452 00:17:38,905 --> 00:17:40,972 Uh-oh. Who's knocking on the door there? 453 00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:42,374 -Open it? -Yeah. 454 00:17:44,844 --> 00:17:46,444 ♪ this is "sal's house" ♪ 455 00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:48,179 Alyssa milano... 456 00:17:48,181 --> 00:17:50,314 oh. Oh, my. 457 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:51,249 Oh, my god. -Buddy. 458 00:17:51,451 --> 00:17:52,450 ...In the flesh. 459 00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,391 Shake? 460 00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:00,592 hello. 461 00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:02,126 -Hello. -It's so nice to meet you. 462 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:05,463 Murr: This is your dream come true, sal. 463 00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:06,530 It's great. 464 00:18:06,732 --> 00:18:07,799 I literally had this. 465 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:10,067 It's either, like, a shrine or, like, evidence. 466 00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:13,871 I can't believe you're standing in front of me right now. 467 00:18:13,873 --> 00:18:16,007 Your voice has gone up two octaves. 468 00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:17,475 oh, my -- 469 00:18:17,477 --> 00:18:19,143 I can't tell if you're crying or laughing. 470 00:18:19,145 --> 00:18:20,078 Um, a little of both. 471 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,345 "a little of both." 472 00:18:21,347 --> 00:18:22,413 it's a little of both. 473 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,548 And -- and I heard you wrote me some letters. 474 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,150 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 475 00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:30,955 Alright, sal, read her your letters. 476 00:18:30,957 --> 00:18:32,424 Let me grab this chair. 477 00:18:32,626 --> 00:18:33,891 Oh, god. 478 00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:36,294 Don't make me do this. 479 00:18:39,564 --> 00:18:41,365 Murr: Alright, sal, read her your letters. 480 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,370 I'm very excited. Please have a seat. 481 00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:48,106 -Okay. 482 00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:49,307 Alright, I got to get my little... 483 00:18:49,309 --> 00:18:51,575 Murr: His head can't fit under the bed. 484 00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:54,378 "to bop and big bopper." ah, god. Jesus. 485 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,781 It's embarrassing to say these are the actual -- 486 00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,382 Yeah, sure is embarrassing. 487 00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:01,920 I'm sorry. I'm still not, uh -- 488 00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:03,454 I still have not adjusted to the fact that you're here. 489 00:19:03,656 --> 00:19:04,989 It's okay. Let's -- let's breathe together. 490 00:19:04,991 --> 00:19:06,256 -Alright, alright, alright. 491 00:19:06,259 --> 00:19:07,792 Why are your hands so clammy? 492 00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:13,531 So, bop -- so, bob and big bopper, 493 00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:14,865 You know, all the magazines you were in, 494 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,602 Used to say that you li-- you liked boys -- 495 00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:19,470 You liked -- I'm a man. 496 00:19:19,672 --> 00:19:20,805 I'm a 50-year-old man. 497 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,072 Just read the letters. 498 00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:26,945 "I", uh... 499 00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:28,412 "I have read in almost every one 500 00:19:28,614 --> 00:19:30,414 Of the bop and big bopper magazines 501 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,682 That alyssa milano..." 502 00:19:32,885 --> 00:19:34,218 "...Is not dating anyone 503 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,220 Or doesn't like to get serious, 504 00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,088 And likes boys better as friends." oh. 505 00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:40,291 "I then read that she has a boyfriend, 506 00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:42,360 And he moved in with her? 507 00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:43,894 What is the truth?" 508 00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:47,365 Murr: You weirdo. 509 00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:50,501 The last sentence is, "what is going on!!!?" 510 00:19:50,703 --> 00:19:53,504 With three exclamation points and a question mark. 511 00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:56,174 I feel like this is punishment for me, not you. 512 00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:01,646 And then I wrote, 513 00:20:01,848 --> 00:20:06,250 "a person who has been in love with lyss for three years..." 514 00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,785 -Whoa. -"...Sal vulcano." 515 00:20:07,787 --> 00:20:09,387 -Oh, my gosh. -Yeah. 516 00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:15,360 Q: Alright, buddy, so we wrote you a poem to read to alyssa. 517 00:20:17,597 --> 00:20:19,063 Do you mind if I sit next to you? 518 00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:21,131 -Okay, so -- -I'll move a little closer. 519 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,933 Okay. Oh, whoa, whoa. 520 00:20:25,805 --> 00:20:28,138 So I wrote you a poem, "lyss, lyss, lyss." 521 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,339 "lyss, lyss, lyss." that's good. 522 00:20:29,342 --> 00:20:32,610 "I watch you, I watch you, I watch you." 523 00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:36,614 "I breathe your air. 524 00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,148 I keep your hair." 525 00:20:41,287 --> 00:20:43,087 "I want you to keep me as a pet. 526 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,157 I watch you often, often. 527 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,493 I love you. Sal." 528 00:20:49,695 --> 00:20:50,761 Q: Yes. 529 00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:54,565 What's next? 530 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:56,100 Do you want to play truth or dare? 531 00:20:57,303 --> 00:20:58,903 -Yeah, you do. -Yeah, yeah. 532 00:20:58,905 --> 00:21:01,972 -"let's play truth first." -let's play truth first. 533 00:21:02,174 --> 00:21:05,042 Behind the speaker there is a bottle of drugs you found. 534 00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:08,178 This is kind of...Sensitive, but "the more you know." 535 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,614 -Okay. -Um... 536 00:21:12,852 --> 00:21:15,385 -I found these drugs. -How did you get my...? 537 00:21:16,923 --> 00:21:18,322 Are they yours? 538 00:21:18,324 --> 00:21:19,323 They're not -- they're not drugs. 539 00:21:19,525 --> 00:21:21,792 Those are my, um, supplements. 540 00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:24,395 -This is for the week, right? -Today. 541 00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,799 It-- it's his daily pills. 542 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:31,602 This is magnesium, basic apple cider vinegar pill, 543 00:21:31,804 --> 00:21:34,672 My blood-pressure pill, iron, copper, vitamin d, 544 00:21:34,874 --> 00:21:37,341 Loose tums in case, a probiotic, 545 00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:39,077 And this one's a prebiotic. 546 00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:40,611 -Uh-huh. -I needed methylated 547 00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:42,880 Because I -- my body doesn't break down 548 00:21:42,882 --> 00:21:44,482 The -- the -- the -- the nutrients. 549 00:21:44,684 --> 00:21:47,084 Buddy, this is not -- you're really winning her over, buddy. 550 00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:48,619 I'll take a dare, yeah, yeah. 551 00:21:48,821 --> 00:21:49,687 I dare you... 552 00:21:49,889 --> 00:21:51,555 "to let me autograph your forehead." 553 00:21:51,557 --> 00:21:53,757 ...To let me autograph your forehead. 554 00:21:55,227 --> 00:21:56,761 I got to do it. I can't turn that down. 555 00:21:56,963 --> 00:21:59,097 Write the word "dork" on his forehead. 556 00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:03,968 And here is my... Autograph. 557 00:22:05,705 --> 00:22:08,306 Why do I eel like you're not writing your autograph on me? 558 00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:11,976 -Perfect. 559 00:22:12,178 --> 00:22:14,244 What's up, you dork? 560 00:22:14,446 --> 00:22:15,379 What does it say? 561 00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:16,314 It says "dork." 562 00:22:16,516 --> 00:22:17,581 It says "dork"? 563 00:22:21,253 --> 00:22:22,386 Q: What a sitcom. 564 00:22:22,388 --> 00:22:23,854 Sal, do you have an idea? 565 00:22:23,856 --> 00:22:25,523 -I have an idea. - okay. 566 00:22:25,725 --> 00:22:28,326 "uh, do you want to play a round of spin the bottle with me?" 567 00:22:28,328 --> 00:22:30,460 Do you want to play a round of spin the bottle with me? 568 00:22:30,463 --> 00:22:32,663 you bet I do. 569 00:22:36,068 --> 00:22:37,668 Can my friends come and play, too? 570 00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:39,870 oh, here we go. 571 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,542 Murr: Here's all your childhood posters, sal. 572 00:22:44,744 --> 00:22:46,143 Hello. Hello. Hello. 573 00:22:46,146 --> 00:22:47,878 -Hi. Wow. -Welcome. How you doing, donnie? 574 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,747 Thanks for coming to my room, guys. 575 00:22:49,949 --> 00:22:51,415 george. 576 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:52,350 George is here. 577 00:22:52,552 --> 00:22:53,551 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 578 00:22:53,753 --> 00:22:54,819 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 579 00:22:55,021 --> 00:22:56,153 ♪ sal ♪ 580 00:22:56,156 --> 00:22:57,287 ♪ this is "sal's house" ♪♪ 581 00:22:57,289 --> 00:22:59,623 Q: Hey, benjamin cat's back. 582 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,893 I feel like I am on acid right now. 583 00:23:02,895 --> 00:23:05,295 -Do you want to spin? -Yes. Uh, no. Yes. 584 00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:06,430 Q: Of course you want to spin. 585 00:23:06,632 --> 00:23:08,632 This is your dream come true, sal. 586 00:23:08,634 --> 00:23:10,434 -Alright. Here we go. -Please get me. Please get me. 587 00:23:10,436 --> 00:23:12,036 Murr: Spin the bottle with alyssa milano. 588 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,107 -Oh! -Oh! 589 00:23:18,978 --> 00:23:21,912 -"donnie baseball," baby. -Whoo! 590 00:23:21,914 --> 00:23:23,981 Sorry, big guy, this calls for a pinch hitter. 591 00:23:23,983 --> 00:23:25,783 Come here. 592 00:23:25,785 --> 00:23:27,051 -Whoo! -Yes. 593 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:32,522 See you next week. 594 00:23:32,525 --> 00:23:33,924 That's it? Uh, we did it? 595 00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:35,860 -That's it. -Great job, dork. 596 00:23:38,198 --> 00:23:40,398 ♪ once upon a time, there was a boy named sal ♪♪ 597 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,666 ♪ he had love in his heart for a specific gal ♪♪ 598 00:23:42,868 --> 00:23:44,068 ♪ he had a real nice house ♪♪ 599 00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:45,403 ♪ and a real nice smile ♪ oh, look at you. 600 00:23:45,405 --> 00:23:46,404 ♪ I'll tell you how he fell in love ♪♪ 601 00:23:46,606 --> 00:23:48,072 ♪ in the town of staten isle ♪♪ 602 00:23:48,274 --> 00:23:49,407 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 603 00:23:49,409 --> 00:23:51,075 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 604 00:23:53,145 --> 00:23:54,945 Just like watching teenagers hang out 605 00:23:54,947 --> 00:23:56,614 In the bedroom after school. It's cool. 606 00:23:56,816 --> 00:23:57,948 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 607 00:23:58,150 --> 00:23:59,016 ♪ sal's ♪ ♪ house ♪♪ 608 00:23:59,218 --> 00:24:00,484 ♪ sal ♪ yeah. 609 00:24:00,486 --> 00:24:02,019 ♪ this is "sal's house" ♪ 43824

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