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Baylin.

Mayfer & Sons Law Firm, Baylin Bay.

Come on, let's get this over with!

Hit me as hard as you can, Muk. Come on!

Come on, you're not getting out of it.

One, two, or three?

Wake up, Jared.

Muk, no matter what, you're gonna lose again.

Easy.

One hit.

Send it towards the base.

Let's go!

I thought it was a cheeseburger.

Or your mom's ass.

I'll destroy you with this.

Okay, Allen.

Anyway, you delivered the Glenn Gary lines perfectly.

One more word and I'll bring him back.

You're awesome.

You two talk way too much.

Finish him, Tyler.

Damn it! Shit!

Chef!

What are you doing?

I think I broke my arm.

Let me see. Let me see.

You got it, Joe.

Alright, kids.

Ice cream's on me.

Let's go.

You're seriously talking about the Glenn Gary lines?

No, actually, you played really well.

Even better than Alec Baldwin.

Exactly.

Good job, son.

We suck.

Watch your mouth.

Anyway.

It's kinda weird that a dentist is treating kids to ice cream.

You must be so pissed you couldn't catch that ball.

At least this season there are no more games for you to mess up for us.

Hank, what are you doing?

Nothing. He dropped it.

Apologize to him.

You played really well.

Now you're in trouble.

What are you doing, man? Dad, Chai just came out.

He'll forget about it soon.

After he shoves your face into the dirt?

Dad, look what I've got on me.

Oh my God, look how beautiful it is.

Here you go, sweetie.

The deadly sting, the locust, and the mischievous goat.

It's kinda gross.

They don't look gross.

What's that about the frog in the pond?

Probably a joke.

Let me try.

Sorry.

That's not yours.

Apologize to him.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry your son is a little shit.

Leave him alone, Benji.

He'll get what he deserves.

That's how it always goes.

Thank you.

Isn't he sweet?

But, Jared...

You'd be an amazing player if you were on another team.

You deserve it.

I don't know what to say. Never mind.

I will accept the ice cream with great pride.

Eat your prize.

You'll be puking all night, Cam. Come on.

Wanna come with us?

I'm free too, Lizzie.

And my car is available.

Hank, she's way out of your league.

Come on. Bye, Lizzie. Bye, Lizzie.

What were you thinking?

I just wanted to see if I'm still lactose intolerant.

I think mom and dad made it all up.

Yeah, right. You have to live with that lactose gas.

How is it?

It's good.

How was the game?

It was as good as my fart.

Any big plans for the summer?

Probably just the beach.

Probably doing another internship.

At a law firm.

My parents want me to do my internship.

Typical parents.

Are you gonna charge them?

No, my mom gives me money.

Then give them my regards.

You rascal.

I took the bell down. Don't throw coins.

I told you, there's no more bell.

There's been no bell for years, goddamn it!

I put the bell up because I thought it would be fun if someone hit it.

But those little bastards came and started throwing coins like it was a carnival.

And I had to break my back all day picking up those coins.

But you know what? There's no more bell.

So get the hell out of here.

What about you, Jared?

Got anything planned?

Yeah. He's gonna work for me.

He's gonna make enough money to buy a Ferrari.

I'll mow your lawn so you can go to camp.

Why would I mow your lawn when you could go to camp?

You'll need money in high school.

Chicks are expensive.

Trust me.

I was broke when we were together.

That was before I became an entrepreneur.

Are you gonna buy a lawnmower?

Exactly, Roger.

I need some motor oil for the green machine.

And by green, I mean the one that brings in the cash.

Sure thing.

Thanks, Roger.

Say hi to my folks.

I will.

Roger!

Wait up!

What's wrong with your sister?

She used to laugh at all my jokes.

You want her back?

Stop trying to be cool and just act like a human being.

Did you take the bell down?

Why would you even set up a bell for kids to throw coins at?

Today I only spent 57 cents.

And it only cost me three pieces of gum.

He's a psycho.

He probably has dead bodies in his basement.

Tie your shoe. I did. I need braces. They're so long.

Did you get it?

Get what?

I'll meet you at the car.

Are they gonna beat you up? Oh my God. Go.

Are you smoking?

Let's go.

Bye, Jared.

Any fireworks left?

Just a few.

Cool, bring 'em. I wanna film them.

That's the ice cream man's song.

Ring-a-ding-dong, ring-a-ding-dong.

Ring-a-ding-ding, ring-a-ding-dong,

ring-a-ding-dong, that's the ice cream man's song.

Hey. Hey.

Hello, Mrs. Anderson.

Elliot's not feeling well.

We were just chatting.

It came on all of a sudden.

Probably the heat.

Well, tell him to text me later if he's feeling better and wants to hang.

I will.

Tell your mom that Saturday is perfect.

Of course. Thanks, Mrs. Henderson.

You're welcome, sweetie.

Come on, Sebastian.

Elliot, your dark-haired friend, is coming down with a baseball bat.

Fuck you.

Give me my bike back.

It's yours?

It's mine now.

Really?

Because if you steal it, my dad is gonna sue you.

If you've got the balls, come fight me for it.

But it's already mine.

Jared, what's going on? Everything okay, honey?

Yeah, we're just messing around.

Yeah.

The bastard in here is always joking.

Okay.

I can take this whenever I want.

This is gonna be a great summer.

What do you do? Aren't you bored going to the beach every day?

Same thing every day. No, I just...

I sunbathe, hang out with my friends.

I'm having a good time.

Skye brought speakers, so...

She brought Tony Robbins with you to the beach?

That's exactly what he means.

And James Carville?

Who?

Him?

I just remembered. The speechwriter.

The one who wrote Bill Clinton's speeches?

Awesome.

What your father wants to know is...

what's gonna help you get into an Ivy League school.

Be a lifeguard?

Or do an internship at a law firm?

With a 4.0 GPA.

Vacation is for spending time with my friends.

If you don't have friends, what's the point?

What your father is trying to say is...

your summer needs a plan.

Some structure.

I have a plan.

I go out, I sleep in, I tan, and repeat.

Looks like you're already a lawyer.

No need for law school. Done.

Just because Grandpa wasn't the first in the family, doesn't mean I have to be the first either.

Someone has to break the family curse.

You know, if Grandpa were alive,

he'd be looking at your hands and feet before you.

Actually, if Grandpa were alive, he'd have her locked up for disobeying her parents.

That's right. I'm tired of using my brain.

I'm gonna cash in on my hotness while I'm still young.

Start an OnlyFans.

How do you even know what that is?

Ugh, gross.

Even as a joke.

Why are you playing such an old song?

Mom heard it this morning and it reminded me of when you were sweet...

and you were always all over me.

That was when I was six.

That's so embarrassing.

It's a mom's job to embarrass her kids.

You succeeded.

Guys, did you see that weird ice cream truck?

What's weird about it? I don't know.

It showed up like it was following me on purpose, I don't know.

I feel sorry for whoever kidnaps Jared.

Elizabeth, don't.

Take it back.

You'd be the perfect kidnap victim.

That's not great either, but at least it's a positive.

Wait. What's weird about it?

Probably just the music it plays.

I don't know.

It's weird.

Dad didn't see him at the club.

So...

Mom, are you gonna need the car tomorrow?

No, probably not. Why?

It's skip day. Skipping school.

That's what some people call it.

But it's more like a field trip.

That's what everyone calls it.

I heard that Jesse's brother...

is skipping with his friends.

He won't stop talking about it.

I figured we could just go first and ask for forgiveness later.

Jared, shut up. That's what makes it so fucking funny, right?

Shut up. It's a tradition for the juniors...

to spend the last week with the outgoing seniors.

It's a tradition. It's fun.

Why didn't we have that tradition...

So you're telling me that this week you're all gonna skip school?

Pretty much.

You'll be under double surveillance.

I'm going. To school.

To the water park.

In your dreams.

Finals are over.

School ends on Wednesday. No big deal.

Go on Thursday.

Then it's not skipping.

That's exactly the point. You're supposed to break the rules.

That's the whole reason rules exist.

Dad's just playing the lawyer now, isn't he?

Dad's defending the accused.

They didn't do anything wrong.

If they didn't do anything wrong, then fine.

Honey, mom can give you the car.

But either way, you're not going.

Someone has to stay with Jared.

No, I can stay. I can't believe this.

If something happens, he can stay at Elliot's.

Which it won't. Exactly.

As much as we trust both of you...

we can't leave two kids alone.

Accidents can happen.

We want an adult to be there.

And in this case, that adult is you. Okay?

Either way...

you have to go to skip day.

Find someone to stay with you.

Otherwise I'm taking you with me.

No, don't take me to the water park.

It's full of girls in bikinis.

Shut up, Jared.

It's no place for a pre-teen like me. You're so annoying.

You're not taking me either. Yeah.

Take you where?

I'll take you to school tomorrow.

I'd love to see Dad go to school

and talk about Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney.

Why, sweetie?

Do we have Mitt Romney for dessert, ice cream?

Piper.

Honey, what's wrong?

Do you have more ice cream?

Fran!

What's going on?

Fran!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Brett!

Watch out, kids.

Sweetie, what's wrong?

My necklace.

I dropped it.

We'll find it tomorrow.

Go to bed.

But I can't sleep without it.

Please, Daddy.

Okay.

Okay.

Sweetie.

Are you sure?

I don't see anything.

What's that?

Is that oil?

Sebastian?

Our kids have completely lost their minds.

Steve.

Honey.

I have a gun.

I'll shoot.

Elliot!

Honey, what are you doing?

What did you do to Dad?

Fuck, what is that?

Elliot!

What are you doing?

Elliot, put it down.

Elliot!

Elliot!

Enough, come to Mom.

Come to Mom right now.

No!

What are you doing?

Put it down.

No, no, no, honey!

No, don't do it!

No, no, no!

Come to Mom, please.

Mom loves you.

No! No!

Come here, sweetie. Come on.

Good job, baby.

Oh my God!

Are you okay?

What happened?

Someone hurt my mom.

Who?

Me.

What's going on?

The Farbers left the door open.

Probably getting ready to leave.

Should I go close it?

No, they'll figure it out.

Better text Fran just in case.

What?

Why is there an ice cream truck here?

I heard Lizzie and Skye making a big fuss.

After they found out they're not going to skip day.

That guy gives me the creeps.

Damn it.

I thought we were doing ice cream puns.

Which is a little weird.

Probably nothing.

I'll call security to come take a look.

Watch out.

Your mom left this here.

Muk.

Brett.

You're sick, aren't you?

See you at school, I guess.

She's acting really weird.

What the hell...

Elliot. Elliot!

Damn it.

Oh my God, Marcella!

So, I edited the video,

and I thought we could do a little...

Okay.

What's this? Are we having a contest for who can dress like a zombie in pajamas?

Good morning, Mr. Mayfer.

Any sign of your friend Mr. Henderson?

I saw him a little while ago.

He's a mess.

He said he was going to the nurse's office.

Yeah.

The terrible illness called summer.

It strikes around the end of every school year.

Want me to go check?

Yes, but come back quick.

Because there's only a few days left.

So we still have three days of school.

Let's continue with fractions and mixed numbers.

Who can break down 72 into prime factors?

Are you okay?

Stop asking me that.

How does it look to you?

Sorry, I just...

Is it just me or is something weird going on?

You shouldn't be skipping class. It's my responsibility.

Everything's normal. Yeah.

For Tommy.

Elliot?

Did you see Elliot?

Guys.

I thought someone was outside.

Do we have a test today or what?

Mr. B, you can't give us a test

on the last week of school.

At least now I know it's not a joke.

What joke?

Ask your friends.

Someone told them it's silent day or some new holiday they invented.

Hey, guys!

Greg is sick and won't talk.

Watch your language, Mr. Green.

Language.

I'm the only one talking. Don't you think that's weird?

I thought everyone had left for vacation.

But since you're here...

take out the microscope.

What do you mean she didn't show up?

Mr. Hamlin...

Should we go check her house?

Mr. Hamlin!

You don't understand.

Sorry.

What are you doing?

Sorry.

Hello?

Class isn't over yet.

I don't know.

Sorry.

Where are you going?

Are you skipping?

Sorry, no. Where are you going?

No, class isn't over yet.

Tommy, get back here right now! Okay, okay.

I'll deal with Tommy and the others later.

Now, all of you, back to your seats.

Sit down.

Marcella.

Elliot.

Elliot, this isn't funny.

Frank, what's going on?

The whole school is filled with ice cream fudge.

Ready? Let's go.

Ice cream break!

This is not a fire drill!

Back to class, now!

What the hell is going on here?

Must be a prank.

There's gotta be a camera somewhere.

We know you're filming us.

Yeah.

Elliot!

Come on.

Elliot, please!

Elliot, don't think about it

Get out.

Jared!

The smell...

Cover your nose.

Move aside, I want to get through.

Show some respect.

What flavor is it?

That much?

Give yours to me.

Okay, fine.

No.

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Kids, don't look!

Someone get a doctor!

Don't laugh...

It's not funny at all. Damn it!

What the hell is going on?

Back off! That's enough! I said back off!

Oh my God!

My boy... Oh my God!

911, how can I help you?

Yes, sir.

My name is Bob Maloney, from Meadowbrook.

Please come quickly!

I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if it was an accident, but it looks like...

Yes, sir.

And then there was a brick...

What?

Damn it, the bike is lost.

What happened here?

What's going on? Come in!

Oh my God.

Now let's look at the housefly.

It might seem like a completely ordinary insect,

but if you look at it closely,

you'll see that it has the same characteristics.

Let's go find ours.

This room is usually always quiet

What are you doing?

Let me go!

What are you gonna do to me?

Let me go!

Get in.

No way!

Oh my God!

Is this really happening? I know.

What the hell?

Oh my God!

Okay, Manny.

Come on, hurry up!

Marcella!

Come here!

Mia, it's me.

Where's Tommy? He's at the back exit.

Help! Help!

What's that? What the hell is that?

Sting! Let's go!

Here! Come here!

Here! Come on, come on! Tommy, get in! Close the door!

What the hell is going on?

Something bad.

Someone bad.

The ice cream man.

The police are coming!

Back off!

Back off, kids! I need everyone to back off, please.

Back! Hurry, back!

Oh my God.

What are you doing?

Ring-a-ding-ding... That's the ice cream man's song.

Why are you singing?

Stop singing, now! Stop it right now!

It's not funny.

Shit!

They threw glue in his face!

We need to find a phone.

Hold on, I've got one.

What? That's the top model!

It's like an iPhone.

You know more people use Android.

Just make the call!

- We didn't say anything - Yeah, talk to yourself

I'm watching you out of the corner of my eye.

This is the number for Martin Mayfer's office.

Leave a message.

I'll try calling Mom.

Sorry, how does this work?

Shit! The fire department is here.

Where is it? Where are you?

Here! Help us!

Look over there!

Don't come closer, kid! Back off.

Hang in there.

I'm here.

Step back.

Hey, hey.

No, wait!

He's here.

Everyone, follow him.

We need to move fast.

I don't know, but we can't stay here.

Oh my God!

They don't want to kill us.

They want to take us...

Oh my God!

Is this for real?

What's that sound?

What the hell?

What's that?

Damn it!

What the hell is that?

The ice cream is possessed!

Did you eat it?

What? No. I'm lactose intolerant.

Probably more than you want to know, but...

Hold on, sorry.

What do you mean possessed?

It turns you into a demon.

Did you eat it?

Did you eat it or not?

I threw it up. I'm fine.

So can we trust her?

I saw her throw up. Okay.

Hold on. Were you watching me?

No, no... Okay, yes, a little.

But not in a creepy way.

I just happened to see you.

Jared, it's okay.

I got it all out.

Okay, I'll keep an eye on you.

Okay, what do you say?

Help us figure out a way out of here.

Hold on, Lizzie.

Help! Someone, help me!

What the hell is going on?

Siri!

Call Mom and Dad.

This is Martin Mayfer's office.

Leave a message and we'll get back to you.

Siri!

Call that idiot! Turn off the sound, man!

Shut up, it's Lizzie.

Lizzie, I'm losing my mind!

The kids are killing everyone!

You need to get here, now! I can't move my arm at all.

Call an ambulance!

What? Call Mom or Dad.

No, let's call a doctor.

I already tried calling them, but I got voicemail.

Wait, did you have ice cream?

What?

Last night, Skye and I had some.

Jared, this is an emergency!

It's poisoned.

It's possessed.

You need to get it out of your system.

You need to throw up.

I told you I can't move my arms!

I'm paralyzed all over my body.

It might cause paralysis in teenagers.

Or it could make them pass out.

You need to throw up.

I said use a toothbrush.

I heard her.

Jared.

You need to get out of there.

I know. We're praying they don't find us.

If we go to church...

The demonic creature can't go in there.

To the church.

No one's ever gone down to the basement.

If you can get there, I can come pick you up.

The church.

Shit!

We're screwed. Let's go, let's go!

Let's go!

Don't be a chicken, do it!

Do it!

You can do it!

Damn it!

Get away from there.

What the hell is that?

Tell them to be quiet.

Hello?

Mrs. Poole?

Penelope, what are you doing?

We need to get out of here. Come on.

Penelope!

Skye. Skye!

Skye, wake up, hurry!

I knew you'd understand.

New phone? Who is it?

Chris, stop messing around.

Help us. The kids have gone crazy.

They attacked people.

What are you talking about?

Shit!

Wen, this way!

It can get in now!

Try that.

Yeah, use it! Yes, yes!

Why is it so heavy?

Spray them!

Hurry!

First, take out the pin.

Take out the pin!

What are you doing?

Hurry, take out the pin!

Want me to help you?

Okay.

Now that it's ready, spray them!

Let's go!

Oh my God!

We did it!

Let's go, let's go!

Get inside, quick!

Damn it, it's locked! What are you doing?

I'm trying!

The door is locked!

Jessie! Jessie!

We can't make it! Let's go!

Hurry, let's go!

Break it!

Damn it! I'm losing my mind!

Damn it!

Everyone!

What's that?

Close the door, quick!

I'll lock the door.

We're trapped.

The outside door.

There! There's one there too.

Go, go, go.

We won't leave anyone behind.

We won't...

The other side of the fence leads to the church.

We just need to get to that patrol car.

Damn it, Jared, hurry!

Forget it, it's okay. Come on, hurry!

What are you waiting for?

Take it. I don't want it back.

Oh my God...

What's that?

Hurry, they'll kill us.

What a mess.

Come on!

I'm telling you, I'm a genius.

This hand is like magic.

No.

I'm not...

Good, right?

Don't look back.

Run, hurry!

Sorry.

What the hell is that?

I'm losing my mind.

Keep going, let's go!

Okay, that way. Wait for them to leave first.

But there's too many. But it's the shortest way.

I don't know... it looks like suicide.

Better find another way.

We absolutely have to get to the church.

Mia! Oh my God!

Sebastian, are you okay?

I'm fine.

Mia, are you okay?

Thanks. No problem.

How did you know to do that?

I'm twelve years old.

I already know how to make myself throw up.

That's dark. I like it.

We need to get to the church.

Let's go, let's go.

I'm losing it.

What the hell?

Pass the rope, pass it.

One single rope, weave it tight. Hold on tight, don't let go.

Let's go, let's go.

Get up, hurry.

I'm stuck!

Hurry, hurry!

Don't let it take over me.

Idiot!

I'll beat you black and blue!

Run! Run!

Hey, you useless piece of shit!

This way!

Okay.

Guys...

What?

Why does the church have a freezer like that?

Probably where they keep the bodies.

What bodies?

For funerals.

The ice cream...

It's in there.

Not in the truck?

Maybe they have a bigger plan.

There it is!

Oh hell.

Damn it! They're all in here.

I told you.

Let's defrost it.

Find the plug or the switch.

Oh my God!

Yes, oh my God!

The switch is right next to him.

Save yourselves!

Leave! He's telling us to leave!

No way, the ice cream man is there!

The door!

Damn it, no!

We're screwed. We're gonna die in here.

At least we're going to Heaven.

Tommy, your joke is not helping.

I wasn't joking.

There's no signal at all.

But Lizzie said she's coming here, so...

Good thing we're in the freezer.

That's the first place everyone will look, Jared.

Want me to get you down?

Chris.

Help me down.

So now you finally agree to be with me?

Very funny. Get me down, hurry.

First promise me you won't be a dick.

Seriously? We're gonna do this now?

No better time.

Okay, Chris, I...

I promise I won't do anything stupid.

And if you help me down,

I might consider going to dinner with you.

Assuming there's any restaurant left.

But first, can you help me get down?

Dinner or a movie?

Dinner.

Okay, deal.

Help me.

I accept your terms.

Quick, jump!

Nice car.

So you really are the boss now?

I told you, but you didn't believe me.

Now I can even take you to the movies.

Where are we going?

The church.

Jared is hiding there.

Okay, let's go.

It's my fault.

All of it.

How?

I know who the ice cream man is.

You could say

I created him.

What?

Why did you create him, Father?

I was part of the reason all this happened.

Who is the ice cream man?

His name was Jonathan Smiley.

He drove an ice cream truck.

No one knew his name

or his past.

But he spoke with a foreign accent.

So we thought he was a refugee from some war zone.

All he wanted was to make

kids happy with his ice cream.

Kids trust adults way too much.

Especially adults who

are in positions of trust.

Who wear uniforms.

Teachers.

Religious figures.

But some of those adults

thought they could take advantage of that trust.

What did the ice cream man do?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

But he paid the price for someone else's crimes.

Crimes that were horrific and unforgivable.

I was a young priest.

I tried to speak out,

but the powerful forced me to stay silent.

The scandal was too big.

Rumors spread through the small town.

Something had to be done.

So they decided

to put the blame on someone

they could get rid of.

The ice cream man.

There was a lawyer

who went after him.

He made the kids testify in court.

All the kids testified that the ice cream man was guilty.

The adults put lies in the kids' mouths

and taught them to repeat them

when they testified.

What was the lawyer's name?

There's a special place in hell

for people like Milton Mayfer.

He's my grandfather.

Hold on.

You still haven't told us how he was able to do this.

When he was in prison,

someone went to visit him.

He said he was a lawyer,

but every word he said was a lie.

Except for one promise.

That he would help the ice cream man get his revenge on the town.

He was a necromancer.

Someone who could raise the dead

in exchange for money.

The ice cream man sold his soul in exchange for revenge.

The magician promised him

that he would give him supernatural powers

when those kids became adults.

Welcome to Baylin Bay population 7,381. When the town had long forgotten what it did.

The ice cream man would return to remind them.

The next day, he was found dead in his cell.

They buried him in an unmarked grave,

by the riverbank.

To resurrect him,

the necromancer took his place.

He's lying there now.

How do we stop the ice cream man?

If we ever get out of here.

Kill the necromancer.

The ice cream man dies with him.

So all we have to do is kill the necromancer?

Yes, but he's not alone.

He lies with a siren,

who will alert him if anyone attacks.

So we have to kill the siren too

and then kill the necromancer.

Just killing him isn't enough.

You have to cut his head off.

Okay. So we kill the siren

and then cut his head off.

Okay.

But you must not look at him.

The magician can still seduce people,

even after his head is cut off.

Hold on. We have to kill the siren

and then cut off the necromancer's head.

But we can't even look at him?

Wait. This is way too complicated.

How are we supposed to kill him if we can't...

You kill the siren.

Cut off the necromancer's head.

He'll be wearing a ceremonial hood.

Do not remove the hood from his head.

Find the ice cream man.

Take the hood off his head.

Make the ice cream man look the necromancer in the eyes.

And he will die.

Wait, and the kids?

Will they die?

The cursed children will sleep.

And when they wake up, they won't remember a thing.

Quick, hide.

I'll distract the ice cream man when he comes in.

You lock the door.

This is how I'll atone, by saving all three of you.

Go hide.

Behold the Cross of the Lord.

Let the forces of evil

be dissolved.

The Lion of Judah,

the Root of David has conquered.

Alleluia. Alleluia.

Alleluia.

Alleluia.

Alleluia.

Run! This way!

Damn it, run! This way!

Hurry!

Where did everyone go?

Jared. Lizzie.

I told you he'd come back to apologize.

Seriously?

Damn it.

Looks like he rang Roger's bell.

He's the one who hung it.

Chris.

Did you manage to reach our parents?

I left a message. The office answering machine picked up.

Then we...

Let's get the hell out of here and call them on the way.

We're going to the cemetery.

Yeah, we'll all end up buried there if we don't get out of here fast.

Let's go. We know how to stop him. We just need to...

Wait. Where's Tommy?

Tommy, Tommy!

Come help us carry this stuff.

What are you doing, going gold prospecting like an old west cowboy?

If you want to dig up a grave with your bare hands, go ahead.

So we're going to dig up the grave.

Where did everyone go?

The adults are all dead.

The teenagers who ate the ice cream have fallen into a coma.

And the kids have disappeared.

Father, did he tell you why the ice cream man is doing this?

Yes. It has to do with our grandfather, Milton.

He made the kids testify in court and they blamed him.

He probably came back for revenge.

My mom and dad testified too.

I told you being a lawyer

is a family curse.

Chris.

Looks like she needs help.

I killed my...

Are you okay?

Chris, get out of here, quick! I killed him. Chris, go!

I'm so sorry.

How are we gonna find him now?

It's an unmarked grave.

There are thousands of them.

Hold on.

He said it's by the river, right?

There are maples on the banks.

They have a lot of sap.

They're a pain to trim.

They've ruined all my chainsaws.

What?

I take back everything I said about you being an idiot.

Have you ever said that?

Millions of times.

Never to your face.

I think the word you used is retarded.

Guys, can we look for maples by the river?

There!

Chris!

Better back off.

No turning back now.

We're surrounded.

I figured that out too.

They're getting closer.

What do we do?

Press it!

Damn it!

Trust me.

Damn it!

We're screwed!

Stop the car, quick!

Okay, okay.

Find the grave. I'll distract them.

Chris, I want to...

Go! Help the others.

Don't forget, maples by the river.

The one that has sap.

You're awesome.

Good luck.

Damn it.

What are you doing?

I found it!

That tree?

Probably this one.

Not the time for guessing wrong.

No grass.

Definitely this one.

What the hell?

Damn it!

What the hell is that?

Get out of my car!

Oh my God!

It's all dirty!

Damn it.

I just had it washed!

You little shit!

Oh my God!

Okay.

I'll do it.

No.

My family started this.

We're going to end it.

Guys, help out.

I'll count to three.

One, two...

Hold on.

It's a trap.

Elliot!

What's happening?

The magic is wearing off.

Some of his ice cream flavors don't work.

He set a trap for you.

Don't listen to him, that's not Elliot.

No, it's me!

Everything that comes out of that necromancer's mouth is a lie.

Don't trust him.

Jared, it's dangerous.

Lizzie, make him listen.

If we run, where are we going?

We're getting out of here. I know.

But how?

Trust me.

You need to come with me.

Before he comes back.

I'll go.

If you tell me one thing.

Anything.

Come on.

What did you call me yesterday?

When I caught the ball and won.

I called you a retard.

I made the team lose, Elliot.

Just like you messed up now.

Don't come near him.

I don't have to.

Mia.

Chris, help us!

Dig! Come on, hurry!

Shit!

Lizzie, give me the lighter.

Let's do this.

Alright, kid. Time to have some fun.

Chris!

Kill him, quick!

Damn it!

It's delicious, Tommy.

Try it.

Mia, no!

Why not?

Adults can't be trusted.

He's right about that.

He's the only one protecting us.

He gives us powers.

Powers to fight them.

He's so sweet, Tommy. He loves us.

Offices - Beacon Street!

Jerry. Jerry.

Don't look.

I'll kill Bayle.

Don't do it!

Why?

Tommy, don't look no matter what!

I'm sorry, Tommy.

Every word he said was a lie.

Except for one promise.

The ice cream man sold his soul

in exchange for revenge.

Ring-a-ding-ding, ring-a-ding-dong. That's the ice cream song!

Ring-a-ding-ding, ring-a-ding-dong. That's the ice cream song!

The end.

Dialogue adaptation & Timing by:Sparta