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Hey everyone, it's Caruso, and welcome to a very special edition of A-Buddies.

You might recognize these faces on the couch, because they're back together

again. We've got Oz and Dylan.

Guys, how are you feeling?

Good. Good.

Glad to be back.

Listen, Dylan, last time we saw you, we were actually on a special location

shoot, which is a rarity, but I got to be here in the studio, and Oz sort of

took you on a journey.

Yeah. Yeah?

So let's go back in time a little bit and remind everybody, what did you enjoy

that brought you back today?

He was a good fuck.

He was a good fuck? Yeah.

Aww.

You were such a good fuck that he's willing to let you... He was beautiful.

He was a man, in fact.

Let's see what it's all about.

So you did take my advice and went out and explored.

I was still exploring. Yeah. After I'd seen what...

The biggest and baddest hat?

Literally, the biggest and baddest. You're like, okay, yeah, I want to take

a real dick in my ass.

Let's go with Oz.

Go big or go home?

Go big or go home.

You've been practicing, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but only with a broken toy.

Is it?

Is it as dirty as him? Oh, absolutely not.

Absolutely not? Absolutely not. Okay.

So, Oz, are you going to be gentle-ish?

Oh, is it a question?

Yeah. Should I be?

Should I be here?

No, no, no, no. No, I am. I'm very gentle.

Yes, you are. It's not a started dick.

You know what I mean?

Actually, it's all in here.

If you want it so badly in here, the body will adapt.

It's always the case.

And it always is.

You're really safe to make it.

Well, I think he's excited.

Oh, yeah, very excited. You are.

I'm excited that you're back. I'm excited that you called.

Sylvia was doing laps around the office. I was there. She was very excited.

I thought her red hair was going to catch on fire. And I'm excited.

And on?

And on. As long as you're excited?

I am. You look like you are. You got a little... I get a little something

-something going on here.

Well, then I think we don't need to waste any more time.

And, you know, Caruso, I can tend to chat a little much for our viewers

sometimes. So guess what, guys?

We're going to shut the fuck up.

I'm going to let you take Dylan on a journey. How does that sound?

I think it's going to be a nice journey.

I think it's going to be an opening to your journey, to opening him up to

experience other more things and, you know, this permanent law.

Well, then I'm just going to say one last thing.

Stand up, get naked, and have fun.

We're doing it. We're doing it.

Namaste.

But...

No, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good? Mhm.

If you don't get dirty.

Fuck yeah.

You ready?

Leg now.

Get ready.

Is it?

Yeah

It's alright.

It's okay.

It's gonna fit.

Remember, it's gonna fit.

It always fits.

That's it.

You get it in.

And that's it.

How did it fail?

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

way bigger than a toy feels good though right yeah

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.

Yeah?

You're tight, aren't you? Yeah.

Are you opening up?

Uh-huh.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, fuck. Just like that.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck that cock. It's fucking good.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

oh oh oh

Fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

Shit was so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

See? Told you it fit.

Like a glove.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

That's a good turn back.

Yeah. Yeah? Let's do it.

I like that a little bit.

I think this is the perfect way to relax your leg.

There we go.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

oh oh oh

Fuck. Fuck, yeah.

Fuck me. Oh, fuck.

Fuck me. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Well

Oh, fuck me. Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck. Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh,

fuck yeah.

Holy shit

Are you doing? I'm fantastic.

Wow, look at that flyer.

I think I'm converted.

You're converted?

The real thing's better than your girlfriend's toy? Oh, 100%. 100%. Oz,

you're in your magic dick.

Making it disappear.

You're a whole other thing.

Good job, Jets! It always fits.

You always make it big.

I'm going to let you guys clean up and then we're going to come back and have a

little chat. Or maybe I'll join you in the shower. How's that sound?

Hey everyone, it's Caruso and we are after the shoot.

Sorry, we didn't see that.

And we're having a chat with Dylan and Oz while they shower off and rinse off

and all the things.

How are you guys doing?

We're doing good. Good.

Puffed outfit.

Worth it.

So, Dylan, now that you've had the real thing, tell everybody out there, what

does it feel like to have Oz inside of you? Be honest.

Oh, it's game-changing.

Life-altering.

Life-altering. Life-altering.

You handled it like a champ, my friend.

Yeah.

Easy peasy.

Easy peasy.

Well, you know, I think you've learned, obviously, in your life.

Tricks of the trade.

Yeah, I mean, because, you know, you're definitely larger than the average

student that comes to you for a very considerate time.

Considerate time.

There you go.

That's always a good thing to do.

Well, it teaches you, too, so next time, you know, you're driving out a girl, you

can be a little more considerate. Not being an asshole, I'm sure. Or maybe

you're just going to give up on girls altogether.

I mean,

if I keep running into things like that, I might just have to switch it up.

Listen, as I always say around here, sexuality is a topic to be defined by

the label, right?

Oh, yeah. If it feels good, if you're a contending adult, just go out and have

good sex, right?

Correct. All of those things.

Watch your head. There's a little thing hanging down here. Oh, yeah. Watch my

head.

That head, too.

Oh.

teaching him something new and to take it with him next time he's trying

himself.

And then just warming up the man's whole a little bit just to make sure that

this, you know, don't shove shit in and think it's going to be pleasurable. You

want the sex to be fun for both sides, not just the one.

I like that.

I learned something new. The body can do amazing things.

It can.

How do you feel? I'm good. I'm way better than when I came. Relax.

It seems to be intact.

Everything's intact?

Everything's intact.

Ready for the next one. Ready for the next one. You're ready for the next one.

I love that. That's good.

Well, and I love that we were able to take you on a journey. Like, usually I

don't get a chance to, you know, bring people back together, but you seem very

enamored. Oh, yeah.

The first time we got together. It is super nice, which also helps. Hey, Oz,

are you nice?

I think he'll be here if anybody asks him, Oz. I'm kidding. You're super nice.

You are super nice. Thank you.

And I appreciate it. And the accent helps.

Oh, you like the accent? I mean, who doesn't like an Australian accent?

There's something about the two of you together, though, with the Aussie accent

and the Southern accent.

Southern accent.

Did I get that right? You're never my favorite. I got the Southern accent.

Wait, I want to hear you both try to do each other's accents. I got the Southern

accent. Well, do you say, hello, how are you doing?

No.

Do it in the southern accent. I can't.

No,

I can't.

No, I can't even try.

No, okay.

How about you? Can you try Aussie? Well, no, because his is too perfect.

Well, it's because he's from there. It helps. Come on. I'll give you a pass.

You can have a pass.

I can have a pass.

Pretty good. I'll give you a pass. Yeah, perfect.

Listen, I always say people from the south can do better Australian and

English accents than people from the north.

Gotcha. Gotcha.

Because they're too twangy. I have that East Coast bro thing.

The high-tider accent. That's what they call it. The high-tider accent.

The high-tider? High-tider accent.

See? That was pretty good.

Yep. There you go. I appreciate it. Well, listen.

Thank you both for being here today. Thank you. Thank you for having me. I'm

going to ask you one last question.

You've been doing it for a little while in the biz, and you're still new to the

biz. What do you both like about being a part of the camp?

I don't know.

There's something about it. I just like it.

I don't know what it is.

Maybe it's because there's people watching what I'm doing.

It kind of gets me going.

Okay.

How about you, Rob?

A little bit of everything, really. It's like performing, but not performing, but

actually... inviting people into what I enjoy.

It feels like my own personal space and allowing people to watch how I enjoy and

what I do.

Yeah. I guess that's kind of it. Yeah. Without sounding too cheesy.

No, it's not cheesy at all. I mean, in order to be good at this, you have to

have some level of confidence and like to be a bit of an exhibitionist.

Oh, 100%. And know that people are watching you. Well, yeah, I'm in control

of the situation.

So it's like I can do and be whatever I want because I'm controlling this.

Yeah. I like it.

Well, I appreciate you both being here. Until next time, continue to have great

sex, guys.

Bye.