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Josh: WHEN I WAS IN THE THIRD.
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GRADE, I HAD THE CUTEST
LITTLE TURTLE EVER.
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Drake: WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID,
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I HAD THE HOTTEST
BABY-SITTER EVER.
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Josh: HIS NAME WAS SHELDON.
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Drake: HER NAME WAS DEBBIE.
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I REMEMBER SHE USED
TO LIKE TO EAT GRAPES.
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Josh: I REMEMBER
HE USED TO LOVE.
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TO EAT BUGS.
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Drake: AND WHENEVER I"D GET.
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SCARED... SHE"D HOLD MY HAND.
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Josh: WHENEVER HE"D GET SCARED,
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HE"D... PEE IN MY HAND.
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Drake: BUT THEN DEBBIE
MOVED TO WISCONSIN.
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Josh: BUT THEN ONE DAY
SHELDON... PASSED ON.
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Drake: SO MY MOM GOT
ME A NEW BABY-SITTER.
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Josh: SO MY DAD
BOUGHT ME A LIZARD.
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Drake: HER NAME WAS MRS. FINKLE.
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Josh: HIS NAME WAS JULIO.
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Drake: SHE USED TO MAKE ME EAT.
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WARM TUNA FISH AND WATCH
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EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION.
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Josh: HE USED TO CLIMB UP MY.
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CHEST AND BITE MY THROAT!
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Drake: AND THE
MORE I HATED THAT.
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OLD LADY... Josh: AND
THE MORE I HATED THAT.
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VICIOUS LIZARD...
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Drake: THE MORE I MISSED DEBBIE.
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Josh: THE MORE I MISSED SHELDON.
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Drake: I GUESS I NEVER REALLY.
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APPRECIATED DEBBIE...
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Josh: I GUESS I NEVER REALIZED.
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HOW MUCH I LOVED SHELDON...
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Drake: TILL SHE WAS GONE.
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Josh: UNTIL JULIO
TRIED TO KILL ME!
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ME! Drake: OK, OPEN.
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Tori: UM... GREEN APPLE?
Drake: EXCELLENT. OPEN.
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Tori: CHERRY.
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Drake: MORE SPECIFIC, PLEASE.
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Tori: VERY CHERRY?
Drake: VERY GOOD.
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Tori: HMM. HOT GUY LIPS?
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Drake: THAT IS CORRECT.
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WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED
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EXTREMELY HOT GUY LIPS.
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Tori: HEY, GET ME A SODA?
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Both: MOCHA COLA, EXTRA ICE.
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Tori: WOW, YOU"RE GOOD.
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Drake: YEAH, WE ALSO WOULD"VE.
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ACCEPTED EXTREMELY GOOD.
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HEY, JOSH. AAH!
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Josh: LOOK, YOU CAN "AAH" ALL.
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YOU WANT, ALL RIGHT?
I LIKE MY MUSTACHE.
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Drake: OH, COME ON. GRAMMY HAS.
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MORE HAIR ON HER
UPPER LIP THAN THAT.
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Josh: DO NOT MAKE FUN OF.
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GRAMMY"S HORMONAL IMBALANCES!
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Drake: OOH, SORRY. WHY DON"T.
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YOU JUST SHAVE THAT THING OFF?
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Josh: NO. EVER SINCE I"VE GROWN.
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THIS MUSTACHE, PEOPLE TREAT ME
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DIFFERENTLY. I GET MORE RESPECT.
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Gavin: HEY, JOSH, HELEN WANTS.
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YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
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AND EMPTY THE RAT TRAPS.
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Josh: YOU SEE? HELEN NEVER LET.
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ME DO THAT BEFORE. THE POWER...
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OF THE "STACHE."
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Drake: IF YOU SAY SO.
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Josh: YOU KNOW,
YOU SHOULD THINK.
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ABOUT GROWING A MUSTACHE. I BET
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND
WOULD THINK IT"S COOL.
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Drake: OW, OW, OW!
DON"T SAY "GIRLFRIEND."
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Josh: WHY NOT?
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Drake: BECAUSE TORI AND I ARE.
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JUST DATING. I DON"T LIKE THE
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WORD "GIRLFRIEND."
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Josh: MINDY"S MY GIRLFRIEND.
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I DON"T HAVE A
PROBLEM SAYING IT.
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Drake: OH, JOSH, HOW CAN I.
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EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU? YOU SEE,
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GIRLS ARE A LOT LIKE... CANDY.
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Josh: CANDY?
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Drake: RIGHT. LET"S SAY TORI IS.
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THE MEGATHON BAR.
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Josh: TORI IS THE MEGATHON BAR.
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Drake: GREAT CANDY BAR, RIGHT?
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Josh: SURE.
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Drake: YEAH, BUT I
WOULDN"T WANT.
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THIS TO BE THE ONLY CANDY IN MY
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LIFE, WOULD YOU?
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Josh: NO.
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Drake: EXACTLY. I MEAN, SOME.
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DAYS WE"D WANT A
FLUTTER NUTTER...
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Josh: SURE.
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Drake: OTHER DAYS
SOME SQUIGGLES...
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Josh: I LIKE THE SQUIGGLES.
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Drake: AND DWEEBS AND PUDDYCATS.
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AND MELON Ms.
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Josh: ALL RIGHT, WILL
YOU CUT TO THE CHASE?
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Drake: SURE. YOU SEE, WE AS MEN.
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CAN ENJOY THE MEGATHON BAR
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WHENEVER WE WANT, BUT THAT
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DOESN"T MEAN WE HAVE TO MAKE IT
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OUR CANDYFRIEND.
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Tori: HEY. Drake:
OH, HEY. I WAS JUST.
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GETTING YOUR SODA. Tori:
THANKS, BUT MY MOM JUST.
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CALLED AND SHE WANTS ME TO GET
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HOME, SO I BETTER...
WERE YOU JUST
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BUYING ME ALL THIS CANDY?
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Drake: WELL, I...
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Tori: THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU.
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IS HE THE CUTEST
BOYFRIEND OR WHAT?
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Drake: BOYFRIEND?
Tori: THE CUTEST.
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Josh: LOOKS LIKE ALL YOU GOT IS.
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A MEGATHON BAR. Gavin: I GOT IT.
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT"D BE
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SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,
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I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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♪ IT"S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,
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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
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I "M SURE YOU" LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
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I"LL ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP
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WHEN YOU"RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
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SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
♪ OOH OOH OOOOOOOH ♪
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Josh: WHAT?
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Megan: SO, ARE YOU
TWO, LIKE, DATING NOW?
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Mindy: YEAH.
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Josh: YES, WE ARE.
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Megan: WHY?
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Josh: I HAPPEN TO FIND MINDY.
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VERY APPEALING.
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Megan: OH, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
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I "M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT"S
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GONE WRONG IN HERHEAD.
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Mindy: MEGAN, I KNOW IT"S HARD.
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FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND, BUT I
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THINK JOSH IS VERY SMART, FUNNY,
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INTERESTING, AND CUTE.
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Megan: DID YOU PUT
SOMETHING IN HER FOOD?
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Josh: ALL RIGHT, THAT"S IT! OUT!
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Megan: WAIT. CAN I JUST TAKE A.
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FEW PICTURES OF YOU FIRST?
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Josh: SURE. WHAT FOR?
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Megan: IT"S FOR A SCHOOL PAPER.
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I"M WRITING ABOUT HOW FACIAL
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HAIR MAKES SOME PEOPLE LOOK MORE
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ATTRACTIVE.
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Josh: OH.
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Megan: AND HOW IT MAKES OTHERS.
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LOOK MORE STUPID.
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Josh: OUT! Megan: OOH,
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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Josh: I AM SO TIRED OF HER AND.
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DRAKE BUGGING ME
ABOUT MY "STACHE."
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Mindy: UH-HUH.
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Josh: WHAT DOES "UH-HUH" MEAN?
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Mindy: JUST UH-HUH.
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Josh: NO, THAT WASN"T JUST AN.
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UH-HUH UH-HUH. THAT
WAS A UH-HUHUH-HUH.
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Mindy: NO, NO.
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Josh: YOU HATE MY "STACHE."
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Mindy: OH, HATE IS A VERY.
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STRONG... ACCURATE WORD.
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Josh: MINDY...
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Mindy: KIDDING.
I WAS KIDDING. I.
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LIKE IT. SERIOUSLY.
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Josh: YOU DO?
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Mindy: SURE. I"LL GIVE YOU 30.
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BUCKS TO SHAVE IT OFF.
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Josh: OH... Drake: HEY, JOSH.
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Josh: AHEM.
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Drake: YEAH?
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Josh: MINDY"S HERE.
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Drake: OH, RIGHT. I"LL CALL THE.
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EXTERMINATOR.
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Mindy: OH, WHAT"S THE MATTER,
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DRAKE? YOU FEELING STRESSED
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ABOUT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND?
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Drake: TORI IS NOT
MY GIRLFRIEND.
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Mindy: THAT"S NOT WHAT I HEAR.
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Drake: YEAH, WELL, IT DOESN"T.
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MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR BECAUSE I"M
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GONNA BREAK UP WITH
HER TOMORROW AT SCHOOL.
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Josh: HOW COME?
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Drake: YOU HEARD
HER CALL ME HER.
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BOYFRIEND. SOMETHING HAS TO BE
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DONE. IN FACT, I"M JUST GONNA
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BREAK UP WITH HER RIGHT NOW.
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Mindy: YOU CAN"T END A.
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RELATIONSHIP WITH A PHONE CALL.
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Drake: DUH. I"M GONNA
TEXT MESSAGE HER.
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Josh: JUST TELL HER IN PERSON.
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Drake: I CAN"T, MAN. I MEAN,
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WHAT IF SHE "S A CRIER? I CAN"T
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HANDLE IT WHEN A GIRL CRIES.
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Mindy: SURE YOU CAN. YOU
JUST NEED PRACTICE. DRAKE.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, JOSH, YOU BE
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TORI. DRAKE, YOU BE YOU.
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Josh: [WHINING] I
WANTED TO BE DRAKE.
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Mindy: TOO BAD.
READY, SET, BREAK UP.
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Drake: ALL RIGHT. UH, TORI?
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Josh: [EXAGGERATED WHINY VOICE]
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WHAT IS IT, DRAKE?
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Drake: OK, I CAN"T DO THIS IF.
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HE"S GONNA TALK LIKE THAT.
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Josh: I"M BEING A GIRL.
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Drake: WHAT GIRL HAS A.
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MUSTACHE OTHER THAN
YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
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Josh: THAT TEARS IT! AAH!
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Mindy: STOP IT! STOP IT!
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STOP IT! STOP IT! ALL
RIGHT? JUST DO THIS.
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Drake: [SIGHS] TORI...
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Josh: [HIGH VOICE] MM-HMM?
Mindy: NOW TAKE HER HANDS.
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Drake: NOW, I REALLY LIKE YOU.
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I... Josh: [GIDDILY]
OHHHH. HA HA.
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Drake: BUT I THINK WE"RE GONNA.
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HAVE TO BREAK UP.
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[CRYING, SOBBING]
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Drake: SEE, I CAN"T HANDLE THAT.
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Mindy: JUST KEEP GOING.
YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
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Drake: I... I...
LOOK, I JUST THINK
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I NEED TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE.
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AND YOU SHOULD, TOO.
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Josh: WELL, I GUESS
I UNDERSTAND.
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Drake: UH, JUST ONE MORE THING.
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Josh: YES?
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Josh: SHAVE OFF THE
MUSTACHE! Josh: OUT!
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Drake: TORI?
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Tori: OH, HEY, DRAKE.
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Drake: UH, YOU
GOT A SEC TO TALK?
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TALK? Tori: YEAH, SURE.
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Drake: [SIGHS] TORI...
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Tori: YOU"RE
BREAKING UP WITH ME?
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Drake: OK, HOW DID
YOU KNOW THAT?
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Tori: BECAUSE GUYS JUST DON"T.
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GO, [SIGHS] "TORI," UNLESS
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THEY"RE DUMPING YOU.
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Drake: WELL, I
WOULDN "T SAY I" M.
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DUMPING YOU.
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Tori: YOU"RE NOT DUMPING ME?
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Drake: NO, I AM. I... I JUST.
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WOULDN"T SAY IT.
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Tori: LOOK, I GET IT. YOU WANT.
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TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE.
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Drake: WELL...
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Tori: IT"S COOL. SERIOUSLY, NO.
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HARD FEELINGS.
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Drake: YOU ARE AWESOME. WANT TO.
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MAKE OUT A LITTLE BIT?
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Tori: I DON"T THINK SO.
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SEE YOU LATER,
DRAKE. HUG GOOD-BYE?
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Man: WHASSUP? Josh: WHASSUP?
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Mindy: HAPPY SATURDAY.
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Josh: HEY, WHAT BRINGS
YOU TO THE PREMIERE?
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Mindy: I JUST THOUGHT I"D BRING.
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YOU A LITTLE LUNCH.
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Josh: WHOA. HOW COOL ARE YOU?
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LET"S SEE, WE GOT A LITTLE HAM
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AND CHEESE ACTION.
Mindy: CHEDDAR.
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Josh: SOME APPLE WEDGES.
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Mindy: WITH THE
CARAMEL DIPPIN" SAUCE.
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Josh: I SAY CARAMEL, BUT ALL.
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RIGHT. JUICE BOX.
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Mindy: WITH BENDY STRAW.
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Josh: AND FOR DESSERT...
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SHAVING CREAM AND A RAZOR.
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YEAH, SO I"M GONNA SKIP DESSERT.
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Mindy: COME ON, JOSH,
JUST SHAVE IT OFF.
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Josh: NO. ALL
RIGHT, MY "STACHE."
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HAS CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE.
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Mindy: HOW?
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Josh: SEE THAT COOL-LOOKING GUY.
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STANDING OVER THERE?
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Mindy: YEAH.
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Josh: 2 MINUTES AGO, HE WALKED.
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RIGHT BY ME, SAW MY "STACHE,
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SAID, ""SUP?"
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Mindy: SO YOU LIKE THE MUSTACHE.
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BECAUSE IT HELPS YOU
MEET STRANGE MEN.
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Josh: NO. IT JUST
SORT OF UPS MY.
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COOL "CAUSE..." CAUSE A GUY LIKE
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THAT DOESN"T JUST GO WALKING
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AROUND HANDING OUT "SUPS."
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Mindy: RIGHT. OF COURSE NOT.
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Josh: I APPRECIATE THE LUNCH,
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BUT I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.
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Mindy: OK. Josh: LATER.
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Josh: WHAT?
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Mindy: LOOK, I HATE TO DO THIS,
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JOSH, BUT I AM NOT KISSING YOU
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UNTIL YOU SHAVE
OFF THAT MUSTACHE.
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Josh: WELL, I "M NOT SHAVIN" MY.
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"STACHE UNTIL YOU KISS ME."
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Mindy: FINE.
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Josh: FINE. BUT
KNOW THIS, MINDY.
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CRENSHAW. I WENT 15 YEARS
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WITHOUT KISSING A
GIRL. I COULD WAIT.
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WAIT. Man: "SUP?"
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Man: "SUP? Drake: I"LL CALL YOU.
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HELLO.
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Josh: WHAT ARE YOU
SO GIDDY ABOUT?
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ABOUT? A GIRL"S PHONE NUMBER?
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"14 GIRLS" PHONE NUMBERS?
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Drake: YUP. THERE"S A LOT OF.
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CANDY OUT THERE, JOSH, AND YOU
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ARE LOOKING AT MR. WILLY WONKA.
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Josh: EX-GIRLFRIEND...
9 O"CLOCK.
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OH, WOW.
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Drake: YEAH, THERE"S TORI.
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Josh: YEAH, BUT...
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LOOK, SHE"S WITH ANOTHER GUY.
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Drake: DOESN"T BOTHER ME.
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Josh: REALLY? HE"S A PRETTY.
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GOOD-LOOKING DUDE.
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Drake: I GUESS, BUT IT STILL.
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DOESN"T BOTHER ME.
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Josh: HOW ABOUT THAT?
Drake: YEAH, THAT BOTHERS ME.
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Drake: JOSH, YOU"RE
NOT GONNA BELIEVE...
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Josh: BELIEVE WHAT?
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Drake: WERE YOU JUST
COMBING YOUR MUSTACHE?
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Josh: NO.
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Drake: SO WHAT"S IN YOUR HAND?
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Josh: OOH, UH, IT"S JUST A COMB.
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FOR, UH... FOR MY HAIR.
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Drake: UH-HUH.
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Josh: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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Drake: WOULD YOU LOOK AT TORI?
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Josh: YEAH. SHE"S
WITH THAT GUY AGAIN.
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Drake: NO, THAT"S
A DIFFERENT GUY.
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Josh: WHAT"S YOUR PROBLEM?
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YOU"RE THE ONE THAT
BROKE UP WITH HER.
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Drake: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I.
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JUST... I FEEL KIND
OF WEIRD ABOUT THIS.
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OH, HEY. SHE "S
ALONE. I" M GONNA
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GO TALK TO HER.
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Josh: WHAT FOR?
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Drake: TO GET BACK TOGETHER.
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Josh: DRAKE, YOU DON"T GET BACK
WITH A GIRL JUST BECAUSE YOU"RE.
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JEALOUS OF HER NEW BOYFRIENDS.
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Drake: YEAH, TRUE...
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BUT I"M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY.
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HELLO, TORI.
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Tori: WHAT"S UP, DRAKE?
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Drake: SO I"VE BEEN THINKING I.
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MIGHT GET BACK
TOGETHER WITH YOU.
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Tori: I SEE, AND DO I
HAVE ANY SAY IN THIS?
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Drake: YEAH, YOU CAN SAY OK.
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Tori: YEAH, I DON"T
THINK SO, DRAKE.
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Drake: BUT I"M DRAKE.
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Tori: YES, BUT I"M HAVING A.
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REALLY GOOD TIME DATING
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DIFFERENT GUYS. YOU KNOW,
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PLAYING THE FIELD.
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Drake: I"M IN A BAND.
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Tori: BYE, DRAKE.
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Drake: JOSH, YOU"RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST...
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BELIEVE WHAT
JUST... Mindy: JOSH?
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Josh: I"M NOT SHAVING IT OFF.
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Mindy: OK, JOSH.
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YOU KNOW, IT"S BEEN ABOUT 2
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WEEKS SINCE WE KISSED.
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Josh: MINDY, I WAITED 15 YEARS,
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15 LONG KISSLESS YEARS. YOU"LL
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GIVE IN WAY BEFORE I DO.
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Mindy: REALLY?
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WHY, WHAT"S THIS?
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OH, IT"S MY NEW LIP GLOSS. MMM.
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APRICOT. DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL
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OF APRICOTS, JOSH?
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Josh: I SAY A-PRICOT.
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Mindy: SMELL THE GLOSS, JOSH.
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Josh: OH!
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Mindy: TO KISS ME,
ALL YOU GOTTA.
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DO IS SHAVE.
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Josh: NO! MM!
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"Mindy: OK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Josh: RUNNIN" OFF MY DESIRES!
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Drake: RUNNING OFF HIS DESIRES?
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Mindy: YEAH.
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00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,596
Josh: [TAKES DEEP BREATH]
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YEAH, THAT"S ENOUGH EXERCISE...
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FOR THE YEAR.
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[DRAKE SIGHS]
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Mindy: WOW. BIG SIGH.
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Drake: YEAH, I"VE SIGHED BIGGER.
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Mindy: SO WHAT"S WRONG?
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Drake: OK, YOU"RE
KIND OF A GIRL, RIGHT?
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Mindy: WELL, IF NOT, I"VE BEEN.
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BUYING THE WRONG UNDERWEAR.
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00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,528
Drake: WELL, DO YOU KNOW THAT.
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00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:32,182
GIRL I WAS DATING?
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Mindy: OHH, YES. JOSH TOLD ME.
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THE WHOLE STORY. YOU DUMPED HER.
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SHE "S DATING NEW
GUYS. YOU" RE A
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JEALOUS MESS.
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Drake: SO HOW DO I GET HER BACK?
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Mindy: DRAKE, YOU GOT JEALOUS.
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WHEN YOU SAW HER ON A DATE.
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Drake: RIGHT.
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00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:49,355
Mindy: SO TO MAKE
HER JEALOUS, YOU...
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Drake: PUT A STINK
BOMB IN HER BACKPACK.
401
00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,493
OR... Mindy: DO I
HAVE TO SPELL THIS.
402
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:56,734
OUT FOR YOU?
403
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,596
Drake: WOULD YOU? Mindy:
YOU DATE SOMEONE ELSE TO.
404
00:16:58,620 --> 00:16:59,459
MAKE HER JEALOUS!
405
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:01,700
Drake: OH, RIGHT!
AND WHERE DO I.
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00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:02,528
PUT THE STINK BOMB?
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00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:04,113
Mindy: I"LL TELL YOU
WHERE TO PUT IT!
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Josh: MINDY.
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00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,389
Mindy: UH, I"M GONNA GO GET A.
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BOTTLE OF WATER.
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Josh: MAKE THAT 2, PLEASE.
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Mindy: HEY, MEGAN.
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Megan: HEY.
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00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:17,803
Mindy: WHATCHA DOIN"?
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Megan: CUTTING UP A PINEAPPLE.
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Mindy: I SEE.
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00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:30,275
LISTEN, YOU WANT TO MAKE
$30? Megan: KEEP TALKING.
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[SHAVER BUZZES]
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Drake: WHAT"S GOING ON?
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[TURNS OFF SHAVER]
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00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,527
MEGAN?
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Megan: HEY.
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00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:50,838
Drake: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN OUR ROOM?
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Megan: I, UH... HA HA...
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00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:54,148
FORGOT TO GIVE JOSH A HUG GOOD
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NIGHT. SWEET, SWEET JOSH. SLEEP
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TIGHT, LITTLE BOOB.
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
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Drake: JOSH, IS TORI HERE?
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Josh: UM... UH,
YEAH, SHE"S OVER.
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THERE WITH ANOTHER
GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
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00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:38,287
Drake: OH, GOOD,
"CAUSE I GOT A."
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HOT DATE COMING HERE ANY...
433
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:43,701
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER HALF
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OF YOUR MUSTACHE?
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Josh: I JUST WOKE UP THIS.
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00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:48,734
MORNING AND IT WAS GONE.
437
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:49,735
Drake: WELL, THEN,
WHY DON"T YOU.
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00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,355
SHAVE OFF THE OTHER HALF?
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00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,976
Josh: NO. ALL
RIGHT, THAT"S JUST.
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00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,355
WHAT MINDY WANTS ME TO DO.
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00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:56,424
Drake: DUDE, IF YOU SHAVE IT.
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00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,458
OFF, SHE WILL KISS YOU.
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00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,252
Josh: WELL, THERE ARE MORE.
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00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:00,769
IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE THAN
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KISSING GIRLS.
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00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:03,045
Drake: NAME 2.
447
00:19:03,069 --> 00:19:05,769
Josh: I CAN"T!
448
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:06,666
Drake: IF YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR.
449
00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:08,355
DUMB MUSTACHE, COME HERE.
450
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:09,252
Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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00:19:09,276 --> 00:19:17,217
Drake: RE-STACHING
YOU. Josh: OW!
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00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:21,251
DO I LOOK GOOD?
453
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:24,113
Drake: UH-HUH.
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00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,286
OOH! HERE COMES LIZA.
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Josh: HOT LIZA?
456
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,494
Drake: THE HOTTEST. YOU THINK.
457
00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:30,355
SHE"LL MAKE TORI JEALOUS, HUH?
458
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,976
Josh: HUH! HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH!
459
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,666
Liza: HEY, DRAKE.
460
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,182
Drake: HEY, LIZA.
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00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:36,355
YOU KNOW MY BROTHER JOSH.
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Liza: SURE, HEY, JO...
WHAT"S UP WITH HIS...
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WHAT"S UP WITH HIS...
Drake: UH, COME WITH ME.
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00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:51,424
Liza: AAH!
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00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:59,448
Drake: OHH! SORRY.
UM... SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:05,424
Liza: IT"S OK.
467
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,113
SO WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO ASK ME
468
00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:08,493
OUT ALL OF A SUDDEN?
469
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,355
Drake: UH, YOU KNOW, I JUST.
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WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOU
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BETTER. SO TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
472
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,079
Liza: UM, WELL, I"M A PEOPLE.
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PERSON AND I LOVE ANIMALS.
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Drake: THAT"S NICE. Liza:
MY DAD"S IN THE MILITARY,
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SO WHEN I WAS LITTLE, WE USED TO
476
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MOVE FROM CITY...
477
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:24,424
TO CITY. AND THEN I MOVED TO
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SAN DIEGO AND I GOT
INTO TEEN MODELING...
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BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS
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START ACTING AND MAYBE MOVE TO
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00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:32,941
L.A. ONE DAY.
482
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,113
[DRAKE GROANING AND BANGING]
483
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,148
Tori: DRAKE?
484
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:38,734
Drake: TORI? I DIDN"T
KNOW YOU WERE HERE.
485
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:39,666
Tori: YEAH, I"M JUST HERE WITH.
486
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:40,838
MY FRIEND BRENT.
487
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:41,976
Drake: OH, THAT
"S NICE. I" M JUST.
488
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,286
HERE WITH MY FRIEND HOT LIZA.
489
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,320
Liza: HUH?
490
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,424
Drake: SHE"S A TEEN MODEL, SHE.
491
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,424
LOVES ANIMALS, AND
SHE"S IN THE MILITARY.
492
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,355
Liza: NO, MY DAD"S
IN THE MILITARY.
493
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,251
Drake: SHH. I WAS JUST GONNA GO.
494
00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:54,389
GET US SOMETHING TO DRINK.
495
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,734
Liza: ME, TOO. I"LL
WALK WITH YOU.
496
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:57,666
Drake: YOU WANT ANYTHING?
497
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,044
Liza: OH, YEAH. CAN
YOU GET ME A LARGE...
498
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:02,217
Drake: OH, THEY"RE OUT OF THAT.
499
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,872
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LIZA?
500
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,872
PRETTY HOT, HUH?
501
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,113
Tori: DRAKE, BY ANY CHANCE, DID.
502
00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:09,665
YOU BRING LIZA HERE TO TRY AND
503
00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:10,769
MAKE ME JEALOUS?
504
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:14,596
Drake: NO. I... I CARE
DEEPLY ABOUT HER.
505
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,389
Tori: YEAH? WHAT"S
HER LAST NAME?
506
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:21,458
Drake: OH, UH,
JOHN... JAMBALAYA.
507
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:26,286
Tori: LIZA JAMBALAYA?
508
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:28,596
Drake: OK. [SIGHS] TORI...
509
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,390
Tori: YOU WANT TO GET BACK.
510
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,734
TOGETHER WITH ME?
511
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,907
Drake: HOW"D YOU KNOW?
512
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:34,148
Tori: BECAUSE GUYS DON"T JUST.
513
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:37,010
GO, [SIGHS] "TORI" UNLESS
514
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,148
THEY"RE BREAKING UP WITH YOU OR
515
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,045
THEY WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER
516
00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:40,458
WITH YOU, AND YOU ALREADY DID
517
00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:43,217
THE FIRST ONE.
518
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:44,355
Drake: WELL, DO YOU WANT TO GET.
519
00:21:44,379 --> 00:21:46,251
BACK TOGETHER?
520
00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:49,458
Tori: MAYBE. DO YOU?
521
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,907
Drake: MAYBE.
522
00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:54,251
Tori: BUT I KIND OF
FEEL BAD ABOUT BRENT.
523
00:21:54,275 --> 00:22:02,079
Drake: OH, YEAH.
UH... WAIT HERE.
524
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,148
BRENT, THIS IS
LIZA. YOU LIKE HER?
525
00:22:04,172 --> 00:22:05,182
Brent: UH, SURE.
526
00:22:05,206 --> 00:22:06,149
Drake: COOL. SHE"S A PEOPLE.
527
00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:07,355
PERSON, SHE LOVES ANIMALS, AND
528
00:22:07,379 --> 00:22:08,700
HER DAD"S IN THE MILITARY.
529
00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:09,701
Brent: REALLY? MY DAD"S IN THE.
530
00:22:09,725 --> 00:22:10,907
MILITARY, TOO.
531
00:22:10,931 --> 00:22:12,424
Liza: NO WAY.
532
00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:13,648
Brent: COAST GUARD. Liza: NAVY!
533
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,976
Drake: OH, YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.
534
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:25,044
WE"RE GOOD TO GO. Tori: AWESOME.
535
00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:33,068
Tori: AWESOME. Josh: "SUP?"
536
00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:48,010
Josh: "SUP? Mindy: JOSH?"
537
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,769
JOSH?
538
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:52,527
Josh: I"M IN A MEETING.
539
00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:59,700
Mindy: WOULD YOU
COME OUT OF THERE?
540
00:22:59,724 --> 00:23:01,803
OK. WHY DO YOU HAVE HALF A
541
00:23:01,827 --> 00:23:05,527
MUSTACHE MADE OF MAGIC MARKER?
542
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,872
Josh: I WOKE UP YESTERDAY.
543
00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:10,044
MORNING AND HALF MY
MUSTACHE WAS JUST GONE.
544
00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:11,769
Mindy: HALF?
545
00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:14,976
THAT GIRL OWES ME 15 BUCKS.
546
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:15,735
Josh: HUH?
547
00:23:15,759 --> 00:23:17,010
Mindy: NOTHING. GO ON.
548
00:23:17,034 --> 00:23:18,217
Josh: SO THEN DRAKE SAID I LOOK.
549
00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:19,941
STUPID SO HE FILLED IN THE
550
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,355
MISSING HALF WITH MAGIC MARKER.
551
00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,976
BUT THEN I JUST DECIDED TO GET
552
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,873
RID OF THE WHOLE THING, SO I
553
00:23:23,897 --> 00:23:26,113
SHAVED OFF THE HAIR HALF AND NOW
554
00:23:26,137 --> 00:23:28,769
I CAN"T GET THE MAGIC
MARKER HALF OFF.
555
00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:30,872
Mindy: WELL, HERE.
556
00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:36,320
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST
BE SYMMETRICAL. THERE.
557
00:23:36,344 --> 00:23:39,596
Josh: DO I LOOK GOOD?
558
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:43,872
Mindy: UH-HUH.
559
00:23:43,896 --> 00:23:51,896
Josh: [SIGHS] THE
POWER OF THE "STACHE."
560
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:55,563
Drake: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL.
561
00:23:55,587 --> 00:23:58,596
YOU, I HATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BUT
562
00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,079
HER IDEA TO MAKE TORI JEALOUS
563
00:24:00,103 --> 00:24:01,838
WAS REALLY SMART.
564
00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:03,148
Josh: NOT THAT SMART. THEY"VE.
565
00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:04,458
DONE IT ON EVERY SITCOM SINCE
566
00:24:04,482 --> 00:24:09,665
1950s. SURE DO MISS
KISSING HER, YOU KNOW?
567
00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:11,803
Drake: YEAH, I
MISS KISSING TORI.
568
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,286
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