Original subtitles

Josh: YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT PARENTS?

Drake: I'll TELL YOU SOMETHING.

ABOUT PARENTS.

Josh: THEY ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU.

Drake: YOU'VE GOT TO ALWAYS KEEP.

YOUR EYE ON 'EM.

Josh: LIKE THIS ONE TIME, I WAS.

CLIMBING A TREE...

Drake: LIKE ONCE, JOSH CLIMBED.

ALL THE WAY UP THIS BIG TREE...

Josh: I FELL.

Drake: THEN HE FALLS.

Josh: BUT MY UNDERPANTS GOT.

HOOKED ON A BRANCH.

Drake: AND HE ENDS UP DANGLING.

FROM A BRANCH BY HIS UNDERWEAR!

Josh: SO DAD SEES ME SWINGING.

AND RUNS OVER TO HELP ME, RIGHT?

Drake: SO HERE COMES DAD TO THE RESCUE.

Josh: HE GRABBED A LADDER...

Drake: HE GRABS A LADDER AND.

STARTS TRYING TO CLIMB UP IT TO

GET TO JOSH.

Josh: HE CLIMBED UP AND TRIED TO.

UNHOOK MY UNDERPANTS.

Drake: AND THEN THE LADDER FALLS BACKWARDS.

Josh: THEN THE LADDER FELL OVER,

AND DAD WENT CRASHING DOWN.

Drake: SO... Josh: SO...

Drake: WE'VE LEARNED 2 THINGS.

HERE... YOU GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON

YOUR PARENTS...

Josh: YOU KNOW, MY UNDERPANTS.

CAUSED ME A LOT OF PAIN THAT DAY.

Drake: AND YOUR UNDERWEAR CAN HURT YOU.

♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE

SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,

I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE,

BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.

WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND

OOH-OOH-OOOOOOOH ♪

Megan: HEY, MOM. HEY, BOOB.

Drake: DON'T CALL ME A BOOB.

Megan: SORRY, BOOB.

SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

Josh: JOSH IS MAKING US LOBSTERS.

Megan: GROSS.

Drake: LOBSTERS AREN'T GROSS.

Megan: I MEANT JOSH.

Josh: CAN I START COOKING THESE.

ALREADY? I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S

GOING ON BETWEEN THESE TWO, BUT

I THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE, IF YOU

KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Audrey: YOU KNOW, I THINK WE.

SHOULD WAIT 'CAUSE YOUR DAD'S

STILL NOT HOME. Josh: ALL RIGHT. I'll PUT 'EM.

BACK IN THEIR CRATE...

WHERE YOUR DATE CAN CONTINUE.

Walter: HI, GANG. I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

Audrey: THAT'S OK. HEY, I LOVED.

YOUR WEATHER BROADCAST TONIGHT.

Walter: YOU SAW ME DO THE WEATHER?

Audrey: YEAH. WHY SO SURPRISED?

Walter: WELL, YOU NEVER WATCH.

MY WEATHER BROADCASTS.

Audrey: I DO, TOO.

Drake, Megan: NO, YOU DON'T.

Audrey: THANKS FOR THE BACKUP.

Josh: HEY, DAD, MY TEACHER.

CALLED TO REMIND YOU THAT CAREER

DAY'S ON WEDNESDAY.

Walter: CAREER DAY?

Josh: YEAH.

REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU'D COME

SPEAK TO MY CLASS?

Walter: UM... YEAH.

WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M NOT

GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.

Josh: WELL, WHY NOT?

Walter: UM, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT.

CONFERENCE I HAVE TO GO TO ON

WEDNESDAY. A-ABOUT CLOUDS. IT'S

A CLOUD CONFERENCE. WE CALL IT A "CC."

Drake: YOU ARE AN EXCITING MAN.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Drake: HELLO?

UH, YEAH, SURE. HANG ON ONE

SECOND. IT'S SOME LADY FOR YOU.

Walter: UM, THANKS. I'll TAKE IT.

IN THE KITCHEN.

Megan: SO WHEN ARE THE LOBSTERS.

GONNA BE READY?

Drake: YEAH, I'M STARVED.

Josh: I DO NOT CONTROL THE SPEED.

AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE.

Drake: WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA GET A SNACK.

Megan: BRING ME SOMETHING.

Drake: NO.

Audrey: DRAKE.

Drake: I'll BRING HER SOMETHING.

Walter: YES, OF COURSE I'M.

INTERESTED. I KNOW. IT'S JUST

THAT, WELL, I HAVE A FAMILY TO

THINK ABOUT. LOOK, I'M NOT

SAYING NO. IT... ARE YOU KIDDING?

IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN THINKING

ABOUT. RIGHT. OK, I'll SEE YOU.

ON WEDNESDAY. GREAT. OK.

Megan: WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?

Drake: HUH? OH. HERE.

Megan: I'M NOT GONNA EAT A PIECE.

OF FRUIT WITH YOUR FREAKISH DNA

ALL OVER IT.

Drake: [SCOFFS] THEN DON'T. UH,

JOSH, CAN I TALK TO YOU UPSTAIRS?

Josh: NO. I'M WATCHING EXTREME.

HOUSEWIVES. OOH-HOO! FELICIA'S

GETTIN' A TUMMY TUCK!

Drake: COME ON!

Josh: WHAT?!

Josh: WHAT?

Drake: WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH DAD.

Josh: I GOT HIM A DANDRUFF SHAMPOO.

Drake: THIS ISN'T A DANDRUFF.

PROBLEM, JOSH. IT'S A WOMAN PROBLEM.

Josh: DAD HAS CRAMPS?

Drake: LISTEN TO ME, JOSH. I.

OVERHEARD DAD TALKING ON THE

PHONE AND... WELL, I THINK HE'S...

I THINK HE'S SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN.

Josh: SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN DO WHAT?

Drake: I THINK HE'S DATING ANOTHER WOMAN.

Josh: WHAT?! DAD CAN'T BE DATING.

ANOTHER WOMAN. HE'S MARRIED TO

OUR MOM! HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA... OOH.

Drake: YEAH, OOH.

Josh: BUT DAD'S NOT THE KIND OF.

GUY TO GO RUNNING AROUND WITH

OTHER WOMEN. HE LOVES MOM AND HAS DANDRUFF.

Drake: OH, YEAH? THEN WHY WAS HE.

TELLING THAT WOMAN ON THE PHONE

THAT HE'S "INTERESTED" AND

SHE'S ALL HE'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT, HUH?

Josh: YOU OVERHEARD HIM SAY THAT?

Drake: IN A HUSHED TONE.

Josh: HUSHED?

Drake: HUSHED.

Josh: OH, MAN. LOOK, MAYBE YOU.

MISUNDERSTOOD.

Drake: YEAH. MAYBE I DIDN'T.

Josh: ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S NOT.

DO ANYTHING YET. LET'S JUST,

UM... KEEP OUR EYES OPEN FOR THE

NEXT FEW DAYS, BUT DON'T SAY A WORD TO MOM.

Drake: NO WAY.

WAIT. HEY, UH... YOU GOT SOME WHITE FLAKES.

Josh: D'OH, IT'S HEREDITARY!

[DOOR HINGE CREAKS]

Walter: SHH.

[CREAKING]

Walter: AAH! SHH.

HI.

Josh: WHAT'S UP?

Walter: NOTHING. WHAT MAKES YOU.

THINK SOMETHING'S UP? I MEAN, HEH, COME ON.

Josh: WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?

Walter: HUH?

Josh: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Walter: I WAS, UM... OUT BUYING SOME MILK.

Josh: OH.

Walter: YEAH.

Josh: WHERE IS IT?

Walter: HMM?

Josh: THE MILK, WHERE IS IT?

Walter: I DRANK IT ON THE WAY HOME.

Josh: OK.

WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT?

Walter: WHAT, A MAN CAN'T LOOK.

NICE WHEN HE GOES DAIRY SHOPPING?

Josh: SO AT MIDNIGHT, YOU PUT ON.

A SUIT, DROVE TO THE MARKET,

BOUGHT SOME MILK, AND THEN DRANK

THE ENTIRE CARTON ON THE WAY HOME?

Walter: LOOK, LET'S JUST NOT.

TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THIS. ALL RIGHT?

Josh: YEAH. SURE.

Josh: DRAKE! WAKE UP! DRAKE!

DRAKE, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.

DRAKE, WAKE UP! I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!

HI.

Drake: I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

Josh: LOOK, DRAKE, ALL RIGHT...

YOU WERE RIGHT.

Drake: GREAT. CAN YOU HAND ME.

THAT BULLHORN?

Josh: SURE.

Drake: THANKS.

Drake: GET OFF OF ME!!

NOW, WHAT WAS I RIGHT ABOUT?

Josh: ABOUT DAD, ALL RIGHT?

I THINK HE IS DATING ANOTHER WOMAN.

Drake: WHAT HAPPENED? Josh: WELL, I CAUGHT HIM.

SNEAKING IN. HE WAS WEARING A

SUIT. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHERE

HE'D BEEN, HE SAYS, "I WAS OUT

BUYIN' MILK, BUT I DRANK IT ALL

ON THE WAY HOME."

Drake: OH, THAT'S BAD.

Josh: I KNOW.

Drake: WE REALLY NEEDED SOME MILK.

Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S CHEATING ON MOM.

Drake: OK, WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.

Josh: YEAH, WELL, I GOTTA KNOW.

Drake: OK, TELL YOU WHAT.

TOMORROW, WE'LL SKIP SCHOOL AND

FOLLOW DAD AROUND AND SEE WHAT HE'S UP TO.

Josh: EXCU-U-U-USE ME?

PERFECT ATTENDANCE SINCE NURSERY SCHOOL!

Drake: AH, THE GOLDEN DORK AWARD.

Josh: I'M NOT DITCHING SCHOOL.

Drake: SO YOU'LL BRING IN.

A DOCTOR'S NOTE, AND IT WON'T COUNT AS AN ABSENCE.

Josh: WHERE AM I GONNA GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE?

Drake: UH, LET'S SEE. YOU.

WANT... SMALLPOX OR HEMORRHOIDS?

Josh: YOU SEE ANYTHING?

Drake: NO, NOT YET.

OH! OH, WAIT! OH, YEAH, I SEE SOMETHING.

Josh: YOU SEE DAD?

Drake: NO, BUT I SEE AN.

EXTREMELY HOT GIRL WITH

A BELLY-BUTTON RING.

Josh: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THOSE?!

Drake: NO. I WANT 'EM.

[JOSH BABBLING GIBBERISH]

Josh: YOU'RE A CHILD!

Drake: DAD!

Drake: WHAT'S HE DOING?

Josh: HE'S JUST SITTING ON.

A BENCH, EATING A DOUGHNUT.

Drake: WHAT KIND OF DOUGHNUT?

Josh: I SEE SPRINKLES. IT MIGHT.

BE JELLY-FILLED. OH, WHAT

DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!

Drake: JUST TRY AND SEE IF HE'S.

WITH A WOMAN.

Josh: ALL RIGHT. HE'S JUST.

SITTING ALONE, LIKE HE HAS BEEN ALL DAY.

Drake: WELL, GOOD. HEY, MAYBE.

WE'RE WRONG, THEN, ABOUT... Josh: A WOMAN!

Drake: WOMAN?!

Josh: WO-MAN!

Drake: WELL, LOOK AND SEE WHAT.

THEY'RE DOING.

Josh: THEY'RE JUST TALKING AND SMILING...

AND HUGGING.

Drake: WHAT?

Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

THIS IS HORRIBLE. DAD'S CHEATING

ON MOM. I'M CRUSHED.

Drake: IT'S OK, BROTHER. I'M...

I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN.

Josh: THANKS, DRAKE. I...

I JUST SORT OF ALWAYS LOOKED UP

TO MY DAD, YOU KNOW? LIKE...

LIKE A ROLE MODEL, SO...

SO TO SEE HIM DO SOMETHING LIKE

THIS, YOU KNOW, IT'S SO HURTFUL.

IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE...

THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A SQUIRREL!

Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S.

CHEATING ON MOM. THIS IS

HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE!

Drake: DON'T WORRY. I'll THINK.

OF SOMETHING.

Josh: NO, ALL RIGHT? YOU ALREADY.

GOT US DETENTION FOR SKIPPING

SCHOOL, AND YOU MUCKED UP MY

RECORD FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE,

YOU... YOU... YOU MUCKER!

Drake: MUCKER?

Josh: ONE WHO MUCKS!

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I

MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY DAD

WOULD WANT TO DATE ANOTHER WOMAN.

Drake: THAT'S IT!

Josh: THAT'S WHAT?

Drake: THE WAY WE GET DAD TO.

FORGET ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS

TO REMIND HIM HOW AWESOME MOM IS.

Josh: THAT'S GENIUS.

Drake: OOH! HERE COMES DAD.

Josh: WOW, MOM, THIS BREAKFAST.

YOU MADE DAD LOOKS AMAZING.

HEY, DAD.

Walter: WHAT'S ALL THIS?

Drake: MOM MADE YOU BREAKFAST.

Walter: REALLY? WOW. SHE REALLY.

WENT ALL OUT.

Josh: YEP. IS SHE AN INCREDIBLE.

WOMAN, OR WHAT?

Drake: HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?

Josh: WELL, CONSIDERING I SEE.

BLUEBERRY WAFFLES... I'D SAY VERY.

Josh: BREAKFAST FOR ONE.

Walter: WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Drake: OH, MAN, I JUST HOPE ONE.

DAY, I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY

A WOMAN WHO TREATS ME AS WELL AS

MOM TREATS YOU.

Walter: AHA.

Josh: HEY, LET'S NOT FORGET.

SHE'S PRETTY, TOO.

Drake: SO PRETTY.

Josh: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SO.

MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT MOM, YOU

COULDN'T COUNT 'EM.

Drake: WHO COULD COUNT THAT HIGH?

Josh: I KNOW. I MEAN, I'M IN.

ALGEBRA 2, AND I STILL CAN'T... [CHOKING]

Josh: ARE... ARE YOU OK?

Drake: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

Walter: CU-CU-CUMIN!

Josh: CUMIN? CUMIN?!

[GASPING FOR AIR]

Josh: YOU PUT CUMIN IN HIS WAFFLES?!

Drake: YOU TOLD ME TO PUT CUMIN.

IN HIS WAFFLES!

Josh: I SAID CINNAMON. CINNAMON!

Drake: WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

Josh: EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT,

CINNAMON IS SWEET AND DELICIOUS.

CUMIN IS A MEXICAN SPICE. YOU

WERE FLAVORING A WAFFLE, NOT A CHIMICHANGA!

Drake: WELL, SO I MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE.

Josh: A HUGE MISTAKE! ALL RIGHT,

DAD'S ALLERGIC TO CUMIN. HE'S

PROBABLY IN THERE DYING RIGHT NOW. DAD!

DAD! DAD, WHAT DO I DO?!

[GASPING]

Walter: IN-HALER!

Drake: HE SAID "INHALER."

Josh: I HEARD HIM SAY INHALER!

HELP ME FIND IT.

[GASPING]

Josh: HERE. HERE. DAD, SIT DOWN.

SIT DOWN. OK, THERE YOU GO.

DRAKE, WHAT DO I DO?

ARE YOU OK? IS THAT BETTER?

Walter: YEAH. YEAH, I THINK SO.

Audrey: WALTER, I AM NOT HAPPY.

Walter: WHY, BECAUSE YOUR DEMON.

WAFFLES DIDN'T KILL ME?!

Audrey: WHAT?

Josh: YOUR HAIR LOOKS PRETTY.

Walter: YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO CUMIN.

Audrey: SO? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE.

TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Drake: DO YOU THINK MY THUMBS.

ARE THE SAME SIZE?

Josh: ONE LOOKS THICKER.

Audrey: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY

I'M NOT HAPPY, IT'S BECAUSE WHEN

I GOT IN THE SHOWER THIS

MORNING, I FOUND ONE OF THESE AGAIN.

Walter: SO I LEFT A LITTLE HAIR.

IN THE DRAIN.

Josh: HOW 'BOUT THOSE RED SOX?

THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?

[CLUCKS TONGUE]

Audrey: WHEN I TAKE MY MORNING.

SHOWER, I DO NOT ENJOY

STEPPING ON A HAMSTER.

Drake: HEY, ANYONE WANT A TANGELO?

Josh: MMM. 1/2 TANGERINE, 1/2... ELLO.

Drake: [ENGLISH ACCENT] 'ELLO.

Walter: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO WORK.

Audrey: FINE. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE.

THIS WITH YOU? I THINK IT MIGHT

BE "TAKE YOUR HAIRBALL TO WORK"

DAY.

Walter: SEE YA!

Audrey: LATER!

Drake: I LIKE IT.

Drake: OK, MAKING DAD REALIZE.

HOW GREAT MOM IS DIDN'T GO SO WELL.

Josh: DON'T BE SO HARD ON.

YOURSELF. I THOUGHT IT WENT

PRETTY SMOOTH FOR A POISONING.

Drake: HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW.

ABOUT WE FIND THAT WOMAN DAD'S

BEEN DATING AND HAVE A LITTLE

TALK WITH HER?

Josh: YOU MEAN LIKE, UH... LITTLE TALK?

Drake: UH, NO, JOSH. I MEAN LIKE.

A REAL TALK, YOU KNOW? WE SIT

HER DOWN AND ASK HER NICELY TO

PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE.

Josh: YEAH. I MEAN, MAYBE IF SHE.

MET US, SHE'D FEEL BAD ABOUT

STEALING DAD AWAY FROM MOM AND

MESSING UP OUR FAMILY.

Drake: EXACTLY.

Josh: YEAH, BUT ONE PROBLEM...

HOW DO WE FIND HER?

Drake: RIGHT. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME.

Megan: HER NAME'S PEGGY SHERMAN,

AND YOU CAN FIND HER HAVING

LUNCH WITH DAD TOMORROW AT

A RESTAURANT CALLED "ON VINE."

Drake: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

Megan: I READ DAD'S E-MAIL.

Josh: HOW'D YOU GET HIS PASSWORD?

Megan: IT REALLY WASN'T THAT.

HARD TO FIGURE OUT. HIS PASSWORD

IS... PASSWORD.

Drake: NO WAY. IT'S SO DUMB.

Megan: IT'S A NEW KIND OF DUMB.

Josh: YEAH, IT IS.

Drake: GOING TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD?

Josh: MAYBE.

Peggy: SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE,

WALTER? ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR NOT?

Walter: WELL, YOU KNOW I WANT TO.

Peggy: I DON'T THINK YOU'D REGRET IT.

Walter: I'll TELL YOU WHAT.

REALLY EXCITES ME ABOUT THIS IS THE...

Drake: THERE THEY ARE.

Josh: LOOK AT HIM, LUNCHING IT.

UP WITH THAT SKUNK BAG.

Drake: WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE.

TALKING ABOUT?

Josh: PROBABLY WHERE THEY'RE.

GONNA RUN OFF TO GET MARRIED SO

THEY CAN, YOU KNOW, KISS AND WHATNOT.

Peggy: WALTER, IF YOU ACCEPT.

THIS JOB, YOU WOULD BE THE

MOST-WATCHED WEATHERMAN IN AMERICA.

Walter: I KNOW.

Peggy: GOOD MORNING TODAY HAS AN.

AUDIENCE OF 7 MILLION PEOPLE.

AND YOU'D BE MAKING 10 TIMES THE

MONEY YOU'RE MAKING NOW.

Walter: SO ARE YOU OFFICIALLY.

OFFERING ME THE JOB?

Peggy: I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T GO TO.

MY BOSS UNTIL I GET A DEFINITE

"YES" FROM YOU. WHY WON'T YOU

TALK TO YOUR WIFE AND KIDS ABOUT IT?

Walter: 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT 'EM.

TO GET ALL EXCITED, ONLY TO HAVE

'EM BE DISAPPOINTED IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

Peggy: LOOK, IF YOU WANT THE.

JOB AS OUR NATIONAL WEATHERMAN,

I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE IT'S

YOURS. YEAH.

Walter: WOW. THIS IS SO.

EXCITING. I... MY LIP IS SWEATING.

Josh: COME ON, WE GOTTA GET DAD.

AWAY FROM THAT TABLE.

Drake: OH, WATCH THIS.

A MEATBALL. FOLLOW ME.

READY?

Walter: OH! OH.

Waiter: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

Peggy: WHAT HAPPENED?

Walter: I DON'T KNOW. I... I THINK

I WAS HIT BY A MEATBALL. OH,

LOOK AT MY SHIRT AND MY TIE.

I'M GONNA GO CLEAN UP.

Peggy: OF COURSE.

Walter: WHERE DID...

Drake: OK, THAT'S OUR CUE.

Josh: LET'S BUST US A SKUNK BAG.

Drake: WHAT'S UP?

Josh: HI.

Peggy: HELLO. DID I ORDER 2 TEENAGERS?

Drake: NO. ACTUALLY, WALTER'S OUR DAD.

Peggy: OH. HA HA. THIS IS.

AWKWARD. SEE, I REALLY DON'T

THINK WALTER WANTS YOU TO KNOW

WHAT'S GOING ON JUST YET.

Josh: WELL, WE DO KNOW WHAT'S.

GOING ON. WE'RE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT.

Peggy: REALLY? WOW, I THOUGHT

2 TEENAGE BOYS WOULD FIND IT

RATHER EXCITING.

Drake: WELL, WE DON'T, SO MAYBE.

YOU WOULDN'T MIND BACKING OFF.

Peggy: HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.

Josh: WHY NOT?

Peggy: BECAUSE I WANT YOUR DAD.

Drake: YEAH, WE KNOW THAT...

Peggy: GRANTED, I WAS.

CONSIDERING A FEW OTHER MEN AND

ONE WOMAN, BUT THERE'S JUST

SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT

FEELS RIGHT.

Josh: HOW NICE FOR YOU.

Drake: YOU KNOW HE'S MARRIED.

Peggy: I KNOW. I THINK THIS.

COULD BE GREAT FOR YOUR MOTHER,

TOO. LOOK, WHEN I SEE SOMEONE I

WANT, I GO AFTER HIM.

Josh: YEAH? WELL, WHEN WE SEE.

SOMEONE WE DON'T LIKE, WE DO THIS.

Drake: YEAH, AND SOMETIMES WE EVEN DO THIS.

Walter: DRAKE, JOSH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Peggy: WALTER, IF THIS IS HOW.

YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN TO

BEHAVE, THEN I HAVE NO INTEREST

IN PURSUING YOU ANY FURTHER.

Both: YES.

Walter: PEGGY, PLEASE.

Peggy: GOOD-BYE, WALTER.

Josh: WE KNOW YOU'RE MAD.

Drake: BUT WE HAD TO DO IT.

Josh: WE COULDN'T LET THAT SKUNK.

BAG STEAL YOU AWAY FROM MOM.

Drake: AND RUIN OUR WHOLE FAMILY.

Josh: DON'T WORRY.

Drake: WE WON'T TELL MOM ABOUT.

THIS LITTLE EPISODE.

Josh: WE GOT YOUR BACK.

Walter: YOU THINK I WAS DATING THAT WOMAN?

Josh: WELL, UH... Drake: YEAH.

Walter: BOYS, THAT "SKUNK BAG".

JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE SENIOR

PRODUCER OF GOOD MORNING TODAY,

AND SHE WAS TALKING TO ME ABOUT

BEING THE WEATHERMAN ON THE

NUMBER ONE NATIONAL MORNING SHOW

IN AMERICA!!

Josh: THAT'S DIFFERENT.

Drake: YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GO.

Josh: BYE.

Walter: NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE.

GONNA DO SOMETHING ELSE.

Josh: RIGHT.

Drake: NO PROBLEM.

Josh: NOW?

Walter: UH-HUH.

Josh: RROOOWWW!

Drake: WHERE'D THE LOBSTER BITE YOU?

Josh: IS MEGAN STILL IN THE ROOM?

Drake: YEAH.

Josh: TELL YOU LATER. YOU BAD LOBSTERS.

Megan: WHAT WERE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?

Drake: UH, WE WERE JUST TALKING.

ABOUT, UH... YOU KNOW.

Josh: UH, GEOMETRY.

Drake: CHATTING ABOUT GEOMETRY.

Megan: THEN TELL ME A LITTLE.

ABOUT GEOMETRY. DRAKE, I LIKE TO LEARN.

Drake: WELL, GEOMETRY, YOU SEE.

IS ALL ABOUT SHAPES, LIKE

CIRCLES, WHICH ARE CIRCULAR, AND

IT'S THEIR CIRCULARITY WHICH

CONTRIBUTES TO THE ROUNDNESS OF THEM.

Josh: I'll GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS TO.

SPILL THAT GLASS OF WATER ON THE

GUY AT TABLE 3.

Waiter: UH, SURE.

Man: AAH, WATER!

Drake: YOU SENT HIM TO THE WRONG TABLE.

Josh: THANKS FOR THE UPDATE.

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