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Josh: YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GREAT ABOUT PARENTS?
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Drake: I'll TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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ABOUT PARENTS.
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Josh: THEY ALWAYS KEEP
AN EYE OUT FOR YOU.
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Drake: YOU'VE GOT
TO ALWAYS KEEP.
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YOUR EYE ON 'EM.
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Josh: LIKE THIS ONE TIME, I WAS.
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CLIMBING A TREE...
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Drake: LIKE ONCE, JOSH CLIMBED.
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ALL THE WAY UP THIS BIG TREE...
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Josh: I FELL.
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Drake: THEN HE FALLS.
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Josh: BUT MY UNDERPANTS GOT.
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HOOKED ON A BRANCH.
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Drake: AND HE ENDS UP DANGLING.
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FROM A BRANCH BY HIS UNDERWEAR!
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Josh: SO DAD SEES ME SWINGING.
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AND RUNS OVER TO HELP ME, RIGHT?
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Drake: SO HERE COMES
DAD TO THE RESCUE.
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Josh: HE GRABBED A LADDER...
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Drake: HE GRABS A LADDER AND.
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STARTS TRYING TO CLIMB UP IT TO
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GET TO JOSH.
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Josh: HE CLIMBED
UP AND TRIED TO.
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UNHOOK MY UNDERPANTS.
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Drake: AND THEN THE
LADDER FALLS BACKWARDS.
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Josh: THEN THE LADDER FELL OVER,
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AND DAD WENT CRASHING DOWN.
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Drake: SO... Josh: SO...
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Drake: WE'VE LEARNED 2 THINGS.
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HERE... YOU GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON
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YOUR PARENTS...
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Josh: YOU KNOW, MY UNDERPANTS.
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CAUSED ME A LOT
OF PAIN THAT DAY.
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Drake: AND YOUR
UNDERWEAR CAN HURT YOU.
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE
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SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,
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I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU
OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
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IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE,
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BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
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YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
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I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
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WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND
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OOH-OOH-OOOOOOOH ♪
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Megan: HEY, MOM. HEY, BOOB.
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Drake: DON'T CALL ME A BOOB.
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Megan: SORRY, BOOB.
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SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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Josh: JOSH IS
MAKING US LOBSTERS.
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Megan: GROSS.
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Drake: LOBSTERS AREN'T GROSS.
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Megan: I MEANT JOSH.
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Josh: CAN I START COOKING THESE.
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ALREADY? I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S
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GOING ON BETWEEN THESE TWO, BUT
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I THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE, IF YOU
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KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Audrey: YOU KNOW, I THINK WE.
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SHOULD WAIT 'CAUSE YOUR DAD'S
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STILL NOT HOME. Josh:
ALL RIGHT. I'll PUT 'EM.
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BACK IN THEIR CRATE...
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WHERE YOUR DATE CAN CONTINUE.
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Walter: HI, GANG.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
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Audrey: THAT'S OK. HEY, I LOVED.
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YOUR WEATHER BROADCAST TONIGHT.
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Walter: YOU SAW ME
DO THE WEATHER?
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Audrey: YEAH. WHY SO SURPRISED?
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Walter: WELL, YOU NEVER WATCH.
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MY WEATHER BROADCASTS.
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Audrey: I DO, TOO.
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Drake, Megan: NO, YOU DON'T.
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Audrey: THANKS FOR THE BACKUP.
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Josh: HEY, DAD, MY TEACHER.
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CALLED TO REMIND YOU THAT CAREER
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DAY'S ON WEDNESDAY.
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Walter: CAREER DAY?
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Josh: YEAH.
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REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU'D COME
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SPEAK TO MY CLASS?
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Walter: UM... YEAH.
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WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M NOT
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GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
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Josh: WELL, WHY NOT?
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Walter: UM, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT.
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CONFERENCE I HAVE TO GO TO ON
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WEDNESDAY. A-ABOUT CLOUDS. IT'S
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A CLOUD CONFERENCE.
WE CALL IT A "CC."
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Drake: YOU ARE AN EXCITING MAN.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Drake: HELLO?
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UH, YEAH, SURE. HANG ON ONE
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SECOND. IT'S SOME LADY FOR YOU.
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Walter: UM,
THANKS. I'll TAKE IT.
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IN THE KITCHEN.
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Megan: SO WHEN ARE THE LOBSTERS.
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GONNA BE READY?
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Drake: YEAH, I'M STARVED.
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Josh: I DO NOT
CONTROL THE SPEED.
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AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE.
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Drake: WELL, THEN, I'M
GONNA GET A SNACK.
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Megan: BRING ME SOMETHING.
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Drake: NO.
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Audrey: DRAKE.
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Drake: I'll BRING HER SOMETHING.
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Walter: YES, OF COURSE I'M.
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INTERESTED. I KNOW. IT'S JUST
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THAT, WELL, I HAVE A FAMILY TO
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THINK ABOUT. LOOK, I'M NOT
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SAYING NO. IT...
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN THINKING
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ABOUT. RIGHT. OK, I'll SEE YOU.
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ON WEDNESDAY. GREAT. OK.
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Megan: WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?
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Drake: HUH? OH. HERE.
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Megan: I'M NOT
GONNA EAT A PIECE.
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OF FRUIT WITH YOUR FREAKISH DNA
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ALL OVER IT.
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Drake: [SCOFFS] THEN DON'T. UH,
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JOSH, CAN I TALK
TO YOU UPSTAIRS?
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Josh: NO. I'M WATCHING EXTREME.
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HOUSEWIVES. OOH-HOO! FELICIA'S
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GETTIN' A TUMMY TUCK!
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Drake: COME ON!
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Josh: WHAT?!
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Josh: WHAT?
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Drake: WE'VE GOT A
PROBLEM WITH DAD.
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Josh: I GOT HIM A
DANDRUFF SHAMPOO.
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Drake: THIS ISN'T A DANDRUFF.
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PROBLEM, JOSH. IT'S
A WOMAN PROBLEM.
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Josh: DAD HAS CRAMPS?
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Drake: LISTEN TO ME, JOSH. I.
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OVERHEARD DAD TALKING ON THE
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PHONE AND...
WELL, I THINK HE'S...
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I THINK HE'S SEEING
ANOTHER WOMAN.
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Josh: SEEING ANOTHER
WOMAN DO WHAT?
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Drake: I THINK HE'S
DATING ANOTHER WOMAN.
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Josh: WHAT?! DAD
CAN'T BE DATING.
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ANOTHER WOMAN. HE'S MARRIED TO
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OUR MOM! HA HA HA HA.
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HA HA HA... OOH.
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Drake: YEAH, OOH.
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Josh: BUT DAD'S NOT THE KIND OF.
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GUY TO GO RUNNING AROUND WITH
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OTHER WOMEN. HE LOVES
MOM AND HAS DANDRUFF.
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Drake: OH, YEAH?
THEN WHY WAS HE.
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TELLING THAT WOMAN ON THE PHONE
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THAT HE'S "INTERESTED" AND
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SHE'S ALL HE'S BEEN
THINKING ABOUT, HUH?
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Josh: YOU OVERHEARD
HIM SAY THAT?
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Drake: IN A HUSHED TONE.
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Josh: HUSHED?
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Drake: HUSHED.
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Josh: OH, MAN. LOOK, MAYBE YOU.
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MISUNDERSTOOD.
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Drake: YEAH. MAYBE I DIDN'T.
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Josh: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S NOT.
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DO ANYTHING YET. LET'S JUST,
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UM... KEEP OUR EYES OPEN FOR THE
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NEXT FEW DAYS, BUT
DON'T SAY A WORD TO MOM.
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Drake: NO WAY.
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WAIT. HEY, UH... YOU
GOT SOME WHITE FLAKES.
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Josh: D'OH, IT'S HEREDITARY!
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[DOOR HINGE CREAKS]
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Walter: SHH.
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[CREAKING]
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Walter: AAH! SHH.
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HI.
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Josh: WHAT'S UP?
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Walter: NOTHING. WHAT MAKES YOU.
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THINK SOMETHING'S UP?
I MEAN, HEH, COME ON.
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Josh: WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
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Walter: HUH?
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Josh: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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Walter: I WAS, UM...
OUT BUYING SOME MILK.
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Josh: OH.
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Walter: YEAH.
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Josh: WHERE IS IT?
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Walter: HMM?
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Josh: THE MILK, WHERE IS IT?
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Walter: I DRANK IT
ON THE WAY HOME.
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Josh: OK.
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT?
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Walter: WHAT, A MAN CAN'T LOOK.
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NICE WHEN HE GOES
DAIRY SHOPPING?
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Josh: SO AT
MIDNIGHT, YOU PUT ON.
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A SUIT, DROVE TO THE MARKET,
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BOUGHT SOME MILK, AND THEN DRANK
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THE ENTIRE CARTON
ON THE WAY HOME?
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Walter: LOOK, LET'S JUST NOT.
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TELL YOUR MOM
ABOUT THIS. ALL RIGHT?
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Josh: YEAH. SURE.
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Josh: DRAKE! WAKE UP! DRAKE!
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DRAKE, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
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DRAKE, WAKE UP! I
HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!
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HI.
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Drake: I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
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Josh: LOOK, DRAKE, ALL RIGHT...
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YOU WERE RIGHT.
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Drake: GREAT. CAN YOU HAND ME.
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THAT BULLHORN?
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Josh: SURE.
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Drake: THANKS.
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Drake: GET OFF OF ME!!
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NOW, WHAT WAS I RIGHT ABOUT?
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Josh: ABOUT DAD, ALL RIGHT?
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I THINK HE IS DATING
ANOTHER WOMAN.
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Drake: WHAT HAPPENED?
Josh: WELL, I CAUGHT HIM.
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SNEAKING IN. HE WAS WEARING A
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SUIT. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHERE
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HE'D BEEN, HE SAYS, "I WAS OUT
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BUYIN' MILK, BUT I DRANK IT ALL
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ON THE WAY HOME."
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Drake: OH, THAT'S BAD.
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Josh: I KNOW.
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Drake: WE REALLY
NEEDED SOME MILK.
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Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT
YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S
CHEATING ON MOM.
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Drake: OK, WE DON'T
KNOW FOR SURE.
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Josh: YEAH, WELL, I GOTTA KNOW.
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Drake: OK, TELL YOU WHAT.
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TOMORROW, WE'LL SKIP SCHOOL AND
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FOLLOW DAD AROUND
AND SEE WHAT HE'S UP TO.
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Josh: EXCU-U-U-USE ME?
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PERFECT ATTENDANCE
SINCE NURSERY SCHOOL!
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Drake: AH, THE
GOLDEN DORK AWARD.
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Josh: I'M NOT DITCHING SCHOOL.
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Drake: SO YOU'LL BRING IN.
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A DOCTOR'S NOTE, AND IT
WON'T COUNT AS AN ABSENCE.
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Josh: WHERE AM I GONNA
GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE?
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Drake: UH, LET'S SEE. YOU.
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WANT... SMALLPOX OR HEMORRHOIDS?
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Josh: YOU SEE ANYTHING?
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Drake: NO, NOT YET.
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OH! OH, WAIT! OH,
YEAH, I SEE SOMETHING.
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Josh: YOU SEE DAD?
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Drake: NO, BUT I SEE AN.
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EXTREMELY HOT GIRL WITH
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A BELLY-BUTTON RING.
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Josh: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THOSE?!
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Drake: NO. I WANT 'EM.
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[JOSH BABBLING GIBBERISH]
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Josh: YOU'RE A CHILD!
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Drake: DAD!
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Drake: WHAT'S HE DOING?
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Josh: HE'S JUST SITTING ON.
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A BENCH, EATING A DOUGHNUT.
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Drake: WHAT KIND OF DOUGHNUT?
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Josh: I SEE SPRINKLES. IT MIGHT.
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BE JELLY-FILLED. OH, WHAT
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DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!
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Drake: JUST TRY AND SEE IF HE'S.
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WITH A WOMAN.
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Josh: ALL RIGHT. HE'S JUST.
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SITTING ALONE, LIKE
HE HAS BEEN ALL DAY.
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Drake: WELL, GOOD. HEY, MAYBE.
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WE'RE WRONG, THEN,
ABOUT... Josh: A WOMAN!
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Drake: WOMAN?!
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Josh: WO-MAN!
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Drake: WELL, LOOK AND SEE WHAT.
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THEY'RE DOING.
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Josh: THEY'RE JUST
TALKING AND SMILING...
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AND HUGGING.
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Drake: WHAT?
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Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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THIS IS HORRIBLE. DAD'S CHEATING
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ON MOM. I'M CRUSHED.
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Drake: IT'S OK, BROTHER. I'M...
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I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN.
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Josh: THANKS, DRAKE. I...
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I JUST SORT OF ALWAYS LOOKED UP
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TO MY DAD, YOU KNOW? LIKE...
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LIKE A ROLE MODEL, SO...
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SO TO SEE HIM DO SOMETHING LIKE
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THIS, YOU KNOW, IT'S SO HURTFUL.
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IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE...
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THE ATTENTION
SPAN OF A SQUIRREL!
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Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S.
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CHEATING ON MOM. THIS IS
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HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE!
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Drake: DON'T WORRY. I'll THINK.
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OF SOMETHING.
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Josh: NO, ALL
RIGHT? YOU ALREADY.
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GOT US DETENTION FOR SKIPPING
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SCHOOL, AND YOU MUCKED UP MY
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RECORD FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE,
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YOU... YOU... YOU MUCKER!
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Drake: MUCKER?
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Josh: ONE WHO MUCKS!
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I
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MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY DAD
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WOULD WANT TO
DATE ANOTHER WOMAN.
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Drake: THAT'S IT!
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Josh: THAT'S WHAT?
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Drake: THE WAY WE GET DAD TO.
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FORGET ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS
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TO REMIND HIM HOW
AWESOME MOM IS.
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Josh: THAT'S GENIUS.
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Drake: OOH! HERE COMES DAD.
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Josh: WOW, MOM, THIS BREAKFAST.
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YOU MADE DAD LOOKS AMAZING.
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HEY, DAD.
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Walter: WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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Drake: MOM MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
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Walter: REALLY? WOW. SHE REALLY.
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WENT ALL OUT.
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Josh: YEP. IS SHE AN INCREDIBLE.
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WOMAN, OR WHAT?
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Drake: HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?
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Josh: WELL, CONSIDERING I SEE.
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BLUEBERRY
WAFFLES... I'D SAY VERY.
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Josh: BREAKFAST FOR ONE.
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Walter: WHY, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.
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Drake: OH, MAN, I JUST HOPE ONE.
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DAY, I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY
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A WOMAN WHO TREATS ME AS WELL AS
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MOM TREATS YOU.
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Walter: AHA.
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Josh: HEY, LET'S NOT FORGET.
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SHE'S PRETTY, TOO.
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Drake: SO PRETTY.
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Josh: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SO.
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MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT MOM, YOU
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COULDN'T COUNT 'EM.
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Drake: WHO COULD
COUNT THAT HIGH?
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Josh: I KNOW. I MEAN, I'M IN.
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ALGEBRA 2, AND I
STILL CAN'T... [CHOKING]
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Josh: ARE... ARE YOU OK?
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Drake: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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Walter: CU-CU-CUMIN!
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Josh: CUMIN? CUMIN?!
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[GASPING FOR AIR]
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Josh: YOU PUT CUMIN
IN HIS WAFFLES?!
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Drake: YOU TOLD ME TO PUT CUMIN.
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IN HIS WAFFLES!
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Josh: I SAID CINNAMON. CINNAMON!
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Drake: WELL, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?
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Josh: EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT,
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CINNAMON IS SWEET AND DELICIOUS.
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CUMIN IS A MEXICAN SPICE. YOU
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WERE FLAVORING A
WAFFLE, NOT A CHIMICHANGA!
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Drake: WELL, SO I
MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE.
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Josh: A HUGE MISTAKE! ALL RIGHT,
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DAD'S ALLERGIC TO CUMIN. HE'S
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PROBABLY IN THERE
DYING RIGHT NOW. DAD!
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DAD! DAD, WHAT DO I DO?!
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[GASPING]
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Walter: IN-HALER!
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Drake: HE SAID "INHALER."
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Josh: I HEARD HIM SAY INHALER!
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HELP ME FIND IT.
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[GASPING]
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Josh: HERE. HERE. DAD, SIT DOWN.
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SIT DOWN. OK, THERE YOU GO.
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DRAKE, WHAT DO I DO?
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ARE YOU OK? IS THAT BETTER?
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Walter: YEAH. YEAH, I THINK SO.
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Audrey: WALTER, I AM NOT HAPPY.
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Walter: WHY, BECAUSE YOUR DEMON.
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WAFFLES DIDN'T KILL ME?!
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Audrey: WHAT?
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Josh: YOUR HAIR LOOKS PRETTY.
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Walter: YOU KNOW I'M
ALLERGIC TO CUMIN.
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Audrey: SO? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE.
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TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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Drake: DO YOU THINK MY THUMBS.
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ARE THE SAME SIZE?
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Josh: ONE LOOKS THICKER.
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Audrey: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY
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I'M NOT HAPPY, IT'S BECAUSE WHEN
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I GOT IN THE SHOWER THIS
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MORNING, I FOUND
ONE OF THESE AGAIN.
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Walter: SO I LEFT A LITTLE HAIR.
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IN THE DRAIN.
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Josh: HOW 'BOUT THOSE RED SOX?
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THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
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[CLUCKS TONGUE]
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Audrey: WHEN I TAKE MY MORNING.
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SHOWER, I DO NOT ENJOY
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STEPPING ON A HAMSTER.
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Drake: HEY, ANYONE
WANT A TANGELO?
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Josh: MMM. 1/2
TANGERINE, 1/2... ELLO.
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Drake: [ENGLISH ACCENT] 'ELLO.
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Walter: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO WORK.
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Audrey: FINE. WHY
DON'T YOU TAKE.
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THIS WITH YOU? I THINK IT MIGHT
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BE "TAKE YOUR HAIRBALL TO WORK"
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DAY.
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Walter: SEE YA!
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Audrey: LATER!
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Drake: I LIKE IT.
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Drake: OK, MAKING DAD REALIZE.
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HOW GREAT MOM IS
DIDN'T GO SO WELL.
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Josh: DON'T BE SO HARD ON.
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YOURSELF. I THOUGHT IT WENT
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PRETTY SMOOTH FOR A POISONING.
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Drake: HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW.
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ABOUT WE FIND THAT WOMAN DAD'S
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BEEN DATING AND HAVE A LITTLE
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TALK WITH HER?
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Josh: YOU MEAN LIKE,
UH... LITTLE TALK?
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Drake: UH, NO,
JOSH. I MEAN LIKE.
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A REAL TALK, YOU KNOW? WE SIT
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HER DOWN AND ASK HER NICELY TO
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PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE.
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Josh: YEAH. I MEAN,
MAYBE IF SHE.
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MET US, SHE'D FEEL BAD ABOUT
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STEALING DAD AWAY FROM MOM AND
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MESSING UP OUR FAMILY.
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Drake: EXACTLY.
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Josh: YEAH, BUT ONE PROBLEM...
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HOW DO WE FIND HER?
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Drake: RIGHT. WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW HER NAME.
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Megan: HER NAME'S PEGGY SHERMAN,
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AND YOU CAN FIND HER HAVING
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LUNCH WITH DAD TOMORROW AT
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A RESTAURANT CALLED "ON VINE."
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Drake: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
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Megan: I READ DAD'S E-MAIL.
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Josh: HOW'D YOU
GET HIS PASSWORD?
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Megan: IT REALLY WASN'T THAT.
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HARD TO FIGURE OUT. HIS PASSWORD
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IS... PASSWORD.
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Drake: NO WAY. IT'S SO DUMB.
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Megan: IT'S A NEW KIND OF DUMB.
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Josh: YEAH, IT IS.
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Drake: GOING TO CHANGE
YOUR PASSWORD?
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Josh: MAYBE.
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Peggy: SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE,
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WALTER? ARE WE
GONNA DO THIS OR NOT?
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Walter: WELL, YOU
KNOW I WANT TO.
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Peggy: I DON'T THINK
YOU'D REGRET IT.
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00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,043
Walter: I'll TELL YOU WHAT.
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REALLY EXCITES ME
ABOUT THIS IS THE...
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Drake: THERE THEY ARE.
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Josh: LOOK AT HIM, LUNCHING IT.
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UP WITH THAT SKUNK BAG.
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Drake: WHAT DO
YOU THINK THEY'RE.
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00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,776
TALKING ABOUT?
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Josh: PROBABLY WHERE THEY'RE.
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GONNA RUN OFF TO GET MARRIED SO
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THEY CAN, YOU KNOW,
KISS AND WHATNOT.
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00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:53,709
Peggy: WALTER, IF YOU ACCEPT.
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THIS JOB, YOU WOULD BE THE
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MOST-WATCHED
WEATHERMAN IN AMERICA.
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Walter: I KNOW.
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Peggy: GOOD MORNING
TODAY HAS AN.
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AUDIENCE OF 7 MILLION PEOPLE.
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AND YOU'D BE MAKING 10 TIMES THE
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MONEY YOU'RE MAKING NOW.
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Walter: SO ARE YOU OFFICIALLY.
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OFFERING ME THE JOB?
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Peggy: I TOLD
YOU, I CAN'T GO TO.
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MY BOSS UNTIL I GET A DEFINITE
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"YES" FROM YOU. WHY WON'T YOU
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TALK TO YOUR WIFE
AND KIDS ABOUT IT?
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Walter: 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT 'EM.
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TO GET ALL EXCITED, ONLY TO HAVE
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'EM BE DISAPPOINTED
IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
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Peggy: LOOK, IF YOU WANT THE.
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JOB AS OUR NATIONAL WEATHERMAN,
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I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE IT'S
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YOURS. YEAH.
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Walter: WOW. THIS IS SO.
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EXCITING. I... MY
LIP IS SWEATING.
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Josh: COME ON, WE GOTTA GET DAD.
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AWAY FROM THAT TABLE.
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Drake: OH, WATCH THIS.
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A MEATBALL. FOLLOW ME.
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READY?
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Walter: OH! OH.
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Waiter: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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Peggy: WHAT HAPPENED?
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Walter: I DON'T
KNOW. I... I THINK
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I WAS HIT BY A MEATBALL. OH,
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LOOK AT MY SHIRT AND MY TIE.
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I'M GONNA GO CLEAN UP.
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Peggy: OF COURSE.
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Walter: WHERE DID...
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Drake: OK, THAT'S OUR CUE.
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Josh: LET'S BUST US A SKUNK BAG.
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Drake: WHAT'S UP?
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Josh: HI.
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Peggy: HELLO. DID I
ORDER 2 TEENAGERS?
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Drake: NO. ACTUALLY,
WALTER'S OUR DAD.
486
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,743
Peggy: OH. HA HA. THIS IS.
487
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:47,876
AWKWARD. SEE, I REALLY DON'T
488
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,209
THINK WALTER WANTS YOU TO KNOW
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00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:50,776
WHAT'S GOING ON JUST YET.
490
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,309
Josh: WELL, WE DO KNOW WHAT'S.
491
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:55,309
GOING ON. WE'RE NOT
TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
492
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,776
Peggy: REALLY? WOW, I THOUGHT
493
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,043
2 TEENAGE BOYS WOULD FIND IT
494
00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,476
RATHER EXCITING.
495
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,343
Drake: WELL, WE DON'T, SO MAYBE.
496
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,309
YOU WOULDN'T MIND BACKING OFF.
497
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,243
Peggy: HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.
498
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,576
Josh: WHY NOT?
499
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,009
Peggy: BECAUSE I WANT YOUR DAD.
500
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:12,009
Drake: YEAH, WE KNOW THAT...
501
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,343
Peggy: GRANTED, I WAS.
502
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,243
CONSIDERING A FEW OTHER MEN AND
503
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:18,709
ONE WOMAN, BUT THERE'S JUST
504
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,309
SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT
505
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,109
FEELS RIGHT.
506
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,509
Josh: HOW NICE FOR YOU.
507
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,776
Drake: YOU KNOW HE'S MARRIED.
508
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,909
Peggy: I KNOW. I THINK THIS.
509
00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,243
COULD BE GREAT FOR YOUR MOTHER,
510
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:32,009
TOO. LOOK, WHEN I SEE SOMEONE I
511
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,876
WANT, I GO AFTER HIM.
512
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,909
Josh: YEAH? WELL, WHEN WE SEE.
513
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:44,443
SOMEONE WE DON'T
LIKE, WE DO THIS.
514
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:49,776
Drake: YEAH, AND
SOMETIMES WE EVEN DO THIS.
515
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:54,209
Walter: DRAKE, JOSH,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
516
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,909
Peggy: WALTER, IF THIS IS HOW.
517
00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,276
YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN TO
518
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,709
BEHAVE, THEN I HAVE NO INTEREST
519
00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:03,509
IN PURSUING YOU ANY FURTHER.
520
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,809
Both: YES.
521
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,043
Walter: PEGGY, PLEASE.
522
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,067
Peggy: GOOD-BYE, WALTER.
523
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,309
Josh: WE KNOW YOU'RE MAD.
524
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,643
Drake: BUT WE HAD TO DO IT.
525
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:18,709
Josh: WE COULDN'T
LET THAT SKUNK.
526
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,143
BAG STEAL YOU AWAY FROM MOM.
527
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,276
Drake: AND RUIN
OUR WHOLE FAMILY.
528
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,509
Josh: DON'T WORRY.
529
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,576
Drake: WE WON'T TELL MOM ABOUT.
530
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,376
THIS LITTLE EPISODE.
531
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:31,309
Josh: WE GOT YOUR BACK.
532
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,343
Walter: YOU THINK I WAS
DATING THAT WOMAN?
533
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:39,243
Josh: WELL, UH... Drake: YEAH.
534
00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:42,909
Walter: BOYS, THAT "SKUNK BAG".
535
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:45,309
JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE SENIOR
536
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,876
PRODUCER OF GOOD MORNING TODAY,
537
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,143
AND SHE WAS TALKING TO ME ABOUT
538
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,043
BEING THE WEATHERMAN ON THE
539
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:53,176
NUMBER ONE NATIONAL MORNING SHOW
540
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,843
IN AMERICA!!
541
00:21:56,867 --> 00:22:00,909
Josh: THAT'S DIFFERENT.
542
00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,376
Drake: YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GO.
543
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,743
Josh: BYE.
544
00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:09,943
Walter: NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE.
545
00:22:09,967 --> 00:22:12,376
GONNA DO SOMETHING ELSE.
546
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,276
Josh: RIGHT.
547
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,143
Drake: NO PROBLEM.
548
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,543
Josh: NOW?
549
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:19,400
Walter: UH-HUH.
550
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,443
Josh: RROOOWWW!
551
00:23:14,467 --> 00:23:17,109
Drake: WHERE'D THE
LOBSTER BITE YOU?
552
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,609
Josh: IS MEGAN
STILL IN THE ROOM?
553
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,176
Drake: YEAH.
554
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,676
Josh: TELL YOU LATER.
YOU BAD LOBSTERS.
555
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:27,043
Megan: WHAT WERE YOU
TWO TALKING ABOUT?
556
00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,176
Drake: UH, WE WERE JUST TALKING.
557
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,209
ABOUT, UH... YOU KNOW.
558
00:23:31,233 --> 00:23:33,309
Josh: UH, GEOMETRY.
559
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,943
Drake: CHATTING ABOUT GEOMETRY.
560
00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:37,109
Megan: THEN TELL ME A LITTLE.
561
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:40,909
ABOUT GEOMETRY.
DRAKE, I LIKE TO LEARN.
562
00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:44,209
Drake: WELL, GEOMETRY, YOU SEE.
563
00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:47,509
IS ALL ABOUT SHAPES, LIKE
564
00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:53,876
CIRCLES, WHICH ARE CIRCULAR, AND
565
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,776
IT'S THEIR CIRCULARITY WHICH
566
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:02,543
CONTRIBUTES TO THE
ROUNDNESS OF THEM.
567
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,276
Josh: I'll GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS TO.
568
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,443
SPILL THAT GLASS OF WATER ON THE
569
00:24:06,467 --> 00:24:09,309
GUY AT TABLE 3.
570
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:14,543
Waiter: UH, SURE.
571
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:19,676
Man: AAH, WATER!
572
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,076
Drake: YOU SENT HIM
TO THE WRONG TABLE.
573
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,176
Josh: THANKS FOR THE UPDATE.
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00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,609
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