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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,805 YOU KNOW ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT HAVING DRAKE AS MY BROTHER? 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:08,008 WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S BEEN KIND OF BUGGING ME LATELY ABOUT THE WHOLE JOSH THING? 3 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:11,011 Both: WE HANG OUT TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. 4 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,664 IT'S AWESOME. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,144 IT GETS TO BE A LITTLE MUCH. 6 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,841 WE HAVE BREAKFAST TOGETHER! 7 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,843 WE HAVE BREAKFAST TOGETHER. 8 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,019 WE GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER! 9 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,672 WE GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 10 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,022 WE EAT DINNER TOGETHER! 11 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,675 WE EAT DINNER TOGETHER. 12 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,330 AND WE EVEN GET TO CRASH IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER. 13 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:27,853 AND THEN THE NEXT DAY... 14 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:29,203 AND THEN THE NEXT DAY, 15 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,379 IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN! 16 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:35,078 IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN. 17 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,079 OOH! 18 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,081 [MOANS] OOH... 19 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,783 [TV PROGRAM RUNNING] 20 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,922 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU GOT TO GO. 21 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,924 WHY? 22 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,945 BECAUSE I'M HAVING A BIG GET-TOGETHER IN HERE TONIGHT. 23 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:58,928 WHO'S GETTING TOGETHER? 24 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:01,931 MY BUTT AND THAT COUCH. NOW LEAVE. 25 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,933 SORRY. THE TV IN MY ROOM'S BROKEN. 26 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,935 AND MOM SAID I COULD WATCH IN HERE. 27 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,458 SO GET OFF MY NERVES. 28 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,114 ALL RIGHT. I'll TELL YOU WHAT, 29 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:16,989 IF YOU LEAVE, I'll GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS. 30 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,991 THAT'S JOSH'S WALLET. 31 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,037 ALL RIGHT, I'll GIVE YOU 40. DONE. 32 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:24,823 LATER. 33 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,042 SEE YOU. 34 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:35,834 COUCH, MEET BUTT. 35 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:38,054 BUTT, COUCH. 36 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:42,189 [NEW TV PROGRAM RUNNING] 37 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:47,150 WHAT'S UP, BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER? 38 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,152 SHH. NO TALKING. 39 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,371 I CAN'T TALK? 40 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,044 NOPE. I'M WATCHING "CELEBRITIES UNDERWATER." 41 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:54,026 WHAT'S THAT? IT'S A REALITY SHOW WHERE THEY 42 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,506 PUT CELEBRITIES UNDERWATER. 43 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,029 BE QUIET. 44 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,913 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S ABOUT TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS. 45 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,381 COME ON, JUSTIN. 46 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:03,210 10 MORE SECONDS AND YOU BEAT QUEEN LATIFAH. 47 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:05,081 I GOT SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 48 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,214 NOTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS. 49 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:10,086 HOW ABOUT TWO TICKETS 50 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,566 TO SEE BLAINE DARVY'S MAGIC SHOW? 51 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,394 IS IT UNDER WATER? 52 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:14,786 NO. NOT INTERESTED. 53 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:19,226 COME ON. DON'T YOU WANT TO HANG OUT TOGETHER? 54 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,097 [PERSON TRYING TO SPEAK UNDER WATER ON TV] 55 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,143 [TURNS TV OFF] JOSH... 56 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,755 WE HAVE BREAKFAST TOGETHER. 57 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,409 WE GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 58 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,933 WE LIVE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER. 59 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,239 OUR LIFE IS TOGETHER. 60 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:34,937 YEAH. BEST FRIENDS. 61 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,243 BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, 62 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:39,115 I JUST NEED A LITTLE DRAKE TIME. YOU UNDERSTAND? 63 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,987 BUT IT'S BLAINE DARVY. 64 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:45,165 HE PLACED NUMBER 2 IN THE MINNESOTA MAGIC BEE. 65 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:49,169 CAN'T YOU FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO GO WITH YOU? 66 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:52,172 WELL, THERE IS THIS NEW KID IN MY SCIENCE CLASS... DREW. 67 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,304 MAYBE I COULD SEE IF HE WANTS TO GO. 68 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:56,306 YEAH. THERE YOU GO. ASK DREW. 69 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:59,004 OK. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME. 70 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,006 UH, JUST TONIGHT. 71 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,487 I MEAN, DON'T FEEL BAD. 72 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,204 WE'RE STILL GOING TO THE "GHOST MONSTERS" PREMIERE NEXT WEEK, 73 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,186 RIGHT? 74 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:09,189 YEAH, YEAH. TOTALLY. COOL. 75 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,844 AHH. 76 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:15,325 OK, DRAKE TIME. 77 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,022 [TV PROGRAM RUNNING] 78 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,218 Announcer on TV: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S BEEN UNDER WATER NOW. 79 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:22,506 FOR OVER 2 MINUTES. AND HERE COMES THE LOBSTER. 80 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:23,507 [SNAP] 81 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,770 OOH! THAT'S GOT TO HURT. 82 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,385 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪ 83 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:36,390 ♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪ 84 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:41,090 ♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND 85 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,919 ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE 86 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:51,274 ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪ 87 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:58,281 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪ 88 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:02,111 ♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪ 89 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:07,769 ♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN' YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ 90 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:13,340 ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND 91 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:19,041 ♪ WHOO 92 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,175 OH, MAN. THAT WAS GREAT. I KNOW. 93 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,308 DUDE, HOW AWESOME WAS THAT MAGIC SHOW? 94 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,658 A-MAZING! 95 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,660 WHERE DID THAT ZEBRA GO? 96 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:32,489 HOW DID HE SWALLOW THAT LAWNMOWER? 97 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,230 I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW! 98 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,059 HEY, DRAKE. HEY. 99 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,499 WHAT'S UP? 100 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:45,197 OH! DRAKE, THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND DREW. DREW, DRAKE. 101 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,503 HOW'S IT GOING? 102 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,330 HOW YOU DOING? 103 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,505 COOL SHIRT. 104 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:49,506 OH, THANKS. 105 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,334 HEY, DREW, REMEMBER 106 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:54,729 THE SHIRT THAT BLAINE DARVY'S PARAKEET HAD ON? 107 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,078 YOU MEAN... 108 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:59,081 [SILLY VOICE] THE SHIRT OF A THOUSAND FEATHERS? 109 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,778 CAW, CAW! 110 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,129 AHH. AHH. 111 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,916 OK, OH, OH, HEY, JOSH, DO YOU KNOW 112 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,744 WHERE I PUT THAT LITTLE BOX OF GUITAR PICKS? 113 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,572 YOU PLAY GUITAR? YEAH. YOU? 114 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:12,877 NAH. 115 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:15,402 DREW PLAYS THE SAXOPHONE. HE'S GOT HIS OWN BAND. 116 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,273 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 117 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,927 AND GET THIS, 118 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:22,104 AFTER THE SHOW, DREW TALKED UP THESE GIRLS IN THE LOBBY. 119 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,932 GOT 3 OF THEIR PHONE NUMBERS. 120 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,107 ONLY 3? 121 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:28,110 YEAH. I HAD AN OFF-NIGHT. 122 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:31,418 HEY, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND FIRE UP THE GAMES FOR YOU. 123 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,115 OH, YEAH, GOT TO BREAK IN THE NEW GAME. 124 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,117 WHOA, WHOA. WHAT NEW GAME? 125 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,424 DREW JUST GOT DEMOLITION DRIVEWAY. 126 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:38,468 NO WAY! 127 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:39,991 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS 128 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,471 AND BASH IN A FEW GARAGE DOORS. 129 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,014 AWESOME! I'VE BEEN DYING TO PLAY THAT GAME. 130 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,169 [HISSES] 131 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,170 OOH. 132 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,651 WHY... [IMITATES HISS] 133 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:48,652 "OOH"? 134 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:51,525 IT'S KIND OF ONLY A 2-PLAYER GAME. 135 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:58,358 OK. UH, WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. 136 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,663 OH, WE WILL. 137 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,362 YEAH, WE WILL. 138 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,669 OH, DRAKE, I GOT YOU A BOX OF BUBUBES. 139 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:06,670 [RATTLE] 140 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:09,369 UH, THERE'S ONLY ONE. 141 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:11,675 OH, YEAH, DREW GOT HUNGRY ON THE WAY HOME. 142 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,503 SORRY, DUDE. 143 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,505 I GOT A WEAKNESS FOR BUBUBES. 144 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:16,854 YEAH, ME, TOO. 145 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,247 SEE YOU. 146 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,296 HE ATE MY BUBUBES. 147 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,097 OPRAH? 148 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:45,100 OH, OPRAH. 149 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,449 AAH! 150 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,798 [SCREAMING] 151 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,933 WHOSE DOG IS THIS? 152 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:55,763 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FOUND HIM ROOTING THROUGH THE GARBAGE OUTSIDE. 153 00:06:55,806 --> 00:07:00,115 SO YOU LET HIM LICK MY FACE? 154 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,769 GET DRESSED. WE'RE LATE. 155 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,118 LATE FOR WHAT? 156 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,772 DUDE, IT'S SATURDAY MORNING. 157 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:07,992 CHEERLEADER CARWASH AT THE HEXACO STATION. 158 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:10,995 COME ON, IT'S ALREADY 10:00. 159 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,476 10:00? OH, NO, I'M LATE. 160 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,478 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT DREW'S. 161 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,480 YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH DREW TODAY? 162 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,830 YEAH. HE'S GOT A VIRTUAL REALITY SNOWBOARDING GAME 163 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,485 WITH A REAL SNOW MACHINE AND EVERYTHING. 164 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,356 SO, WHAT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA BE GONE ALL DAY? 165 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,839 YEAH. BUT NOW YOU CAN HAVE MORE DRAKE TIME. 166 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,406 EVERYBODY WINS. SEE YOU. 167 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,722 WELL, TRASH DOG, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 168 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,075 HEY, I HAVE GARBAGE! 169 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:01,437 [TV PROGRAM RUNNING] 170 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,484 HEY. 171 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,922 WHAT YOU DOING? 172 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,140 NOTHING. 173 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:13,449 WHAT YOU WATCHING? 174 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,798 TV. 175 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,282 WHAT YOU DOING LATER? 176 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,501 THIS. 177 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:27,594 SO... IS THIS GOING SOMEWHERE? 178 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,770 WHY? WHY? YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE? 179 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,336 SURE! LET'S GO SOMEWHERE. 180 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,348 HEY. 181 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:44,828 I GOT YOU A SODA. 182 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,874 THANKS. 183 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,531 SO HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW, LIKE 7? 184 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,057 I'M 9 1/2. 185 00:08:57,885 --> 00:09:01,366 SO... I HAVE A QUESTION. YEAH? 186 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,020 WHY ARE WE HERE? 187 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:06,850 WHAT, A GUY CAN'T TAKE HIS SISTER OUT FOR A DAY OF FUN? 188 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,852 AND THE FUN STARTS WHEN? 189 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:14,205 I... I GOT YOU A SODA WITH A BENDY STRAW. 190 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:17,034 OH, YEAH. 191 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,732 WHEE. 192 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,300 JUST DRINK IT. 193 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,913 EW! I HATE ROOT BEER. 194 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,915 WHY DID YOU GET ME ROOT BEER? 195 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,918 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE WHEN JOSH AND I COME HERE, 196 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,441 HE ALWAYS GETS A ROOT BEER 197 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,921 AND I GET A DR. FIZZ, 198 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,923 AND THEN WE MIX THEM HALF AND HALF. 199 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:39,448 WHOA. YOU TWO HAVE SOME CRAZY TIMES. 200 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,797 YEAH. 201 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:46,281 SO, 9 1/2, HUH? 202 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,631 ALL RIGHT, DREW, WHAT'S BUGGING YOU? 203 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,675 NOTHING. 204 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,288 JOSH BLEW ME OFF 205 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:56,291 TO GO VIRTUAL SNOWBOARDING WITH STUPID DREW. 206 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,467 OOH! SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS. 207 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,773 I'M NOT JEALOUS. 208 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,949 LOOK, DRAKE, JOSH FOUND A NEW FRIEND. 209 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,472 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 210 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:04,995 BUT IF IT BUGS YOU SO MUCH, 211 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,997 THEN GO FIND YOUR OWN FRIEND TO HANG OUT WITH. 212 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,347 YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 213 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,001 I DON'T NEED JOSH. 214 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,177 I'll JUST GO FIND ANOTHER FRIEND TO HANG OUT WITH. 215 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,570 YOU SHOULD. I WILL. 216 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,183 SO... 9 1/2. 217 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,055 I'M OUT OF HERE. 218 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,019 SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS. 219 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,368 WHERE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 220 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,216 I WAS JUST HANGING OUT WITH A NEW FRIEND OF MINE. 221 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,565 ACTUALLY, I INVITED HIM OVER FOR DINNER 222 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,393 AND TO WATCH "CANADIAN IDOL" WITH US. IS THAT COOL? 223 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,681 SURE. MEGAN, WILL YOU GO TELL JOSH AND DREW THAT DINNER'S READY? 224 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,030 SURE. 225 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,684 [ON P.A.] JOSH AND DREW, 226 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,208 PLEASE REPORT FOR DINNER. 227 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:47,690 JOSH AND DREW, PLEASE REPORT FOR DINNER. 228 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,606 PLEASE REPORT FOR DINNER. 229 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,262 JOSH AND DREW, PLEASE REPORT FOR DINNER. 230 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:57,918 WHERE DOES SHE GET THIS STUFF? 231 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:00,660 [ON P.A.] NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 232 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,933 HEY, DRAKE, YOU REMEMBER DREW. 233 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,108 OH, YEAH, WHAT'S NEW, DREW? 234 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,632 NOT MUCH. SAME OL'. 235 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,635 IS THAT MY SHIRT? 236 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,463 OH, YEAH, WELL, UH, 237 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,117 WELL, DREW WAS WEARING A WHITE SHIRT, 238 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,120 AND WE'RE HAVING LASAGNA, SO I JUST GAVE HIM ONE OF YOURS. 239 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,949 I SEE. 240 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,951 OK, DINNER'S READY. EVERYBODY GRAB A PLATE, 241 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,387 GET SOME FOOD. 242 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,176 Announcer on TV: WELCOME TO "CANADIAN IDOL"! 243 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:42,353 AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, MAURICE BOUVIER. 244 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,051 [CHEERING ON TV] 245 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,188 Dad: JOSH, ROOT BEER FOR YOU. 246 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,364 AND, DREW, YOU WANTED THE DR. FIZZ, RIGHT? 247 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,018 YES, SIR. THANKS. 248 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,367 I'll TAKE A DR. FIZZ, TOO. 249 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,718 SORRY. DREW GOT THE LAST ONE. 250 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,026 SHALL WE? 251 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,245 DO IT! 252 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,080 AHH. AHH. 253 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,260 WHAT? IS SOMETHING WRONG? 254 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,436 NOPE. 255 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,916 [DOORBELL RINGS] 256 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,092 AH, EXCUSE ME. 257 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,920 WHO'S THAT? 258 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,269 THAT MUST BE DRAKE'S FRIEND. 259 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,662 Drake: YEAH. I'll LET MY FRIEND IN. 260 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,970 HEY! HEY! 261 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,280 Drake: EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEW FRIEND JERRY. 262 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,978 WHAT'S UP, FELLAS, LADY FELLAS? 263 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,816 COME, SIT DOWN, JERRY. 264 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,296 IT'S DINNERTIME. 265 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,689 YEAH, IT IS! 266 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:25,413 AND SO THE FIREMAN SAYS, "THAT'S NOT A PIMPLE. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!" 267 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,548 OH, MAN, THIS GUY WITH HIS COMEDY. 268 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,767 HOW FUNNY IS HE? 269 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,031 YOU KNOW, JERRY, YOU LOOK REALLY FAMILIAR. 270 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,554 HAVE WE MET BEFORE? 271 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,556 WELL, YOU WORK AT THE PREMIERE, RIGHT? UH-HUH. 272 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,384 I PLAY A LOT OF POOL THERE. 273 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,734 OH, YEAH. YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE JERRY PLAY POOL. 274 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:46,260 HE'S LIKE A PRO, THE BEST PLAYER I'VE EVER SEEN. 275 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,652 EVER. 276 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:52,614 WELL, I PLAY POOL, TOO. MAYBE WE COULD PLAY SOMETIME. 277 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:53,789 SURE. 278 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,288 OH, HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT JERRY PERFORMS 279 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,812 EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MAGIC PALACE? 280 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,924 MAGIC PALACE? 281 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,447 HEY, YOU LOVE THAT PLACE, RIGHT, JOSH? 282 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,927 YEAH, I DO! 283 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,277 I THOUGHT ONLY PROFESSIONAL MAGICIANS PERFORMED THERE. 284 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,279 HE IS A PROFESSIONAL. 285 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,456 HEY, JERRY, WHY DON'T YOU PASS JOSH THE PARMESAN CHEESE? 286 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,500 OH. 287 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,677 YOU MEAN... 288 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,465 THIS PARMESAN CHEESE? 289 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,989 WONDERFUL. 290 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,123 DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 291 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,951 WHOA. THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. 292 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,301 HONEY, DID YOU GET THE ROLLS OUT OF THE OVEN? 293 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,476 YES. 294 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,304 JOSH, GET THE ROLLS OUT OF THE OVEN. 295 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:34,177 YOU JUST SAID THAT... ROLLS! 296 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,875 I'll HELP HIM. 297 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,185 HEY, MEGS. 298 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,360 AREN'T YOU UPSET? 299 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,536 NAH. DAD DEALS WITH ME ALL THE TIME. 300 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,190 NOT ABOUT THAT. 301 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,888 ABOUT JERRY. 302 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,541 WHY WOULD I BE UPSET ABOUT JERRY? 303 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,718 I'D BE UPSET IF I WAS BEING REPLACED. 304 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,546 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 305 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,548 DRAKE'S REPLACING YOU WITH JERRY. 306 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,202 HE'S LIKE YOUR TWIN. 307 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:02,553 WHAT? JERRY'S NOTHING LIKE ME. 308 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,730 OH, COME ON. HE LOOKS LIKE YOU. HE'S GREAT AT POOL. 309 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:09,082 HE LOVES MAGIC. HE EVEN HAS THE SAME GIANT HEAD. 310 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:11,954 REALLY? 311 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,612 WELL, I WILL AGREE 312 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,788 THAT WE HAVE SIMILAR HOBBIES 313 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,964 AND HEAD "CIRCUMFERCEES." 314 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,447 JOSH, HE'S YOU. 315 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,971 LOOK AT HIM BOOBING IT UP OUT THERE. 316 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,975 I LOVE VIDEO GAMES. 317 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,630 HEY, WELL, I LOVE VIDEO GAMES. 318 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,458 IT'S CALLED THE GAME POD. 319 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,807 IT'S PODULAR. 320 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,635 POD-U-LAR! 321 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,116 I REPEAT THINGS FOR EMPHASIS. 322 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,640 EM-PHA-SIS! 323 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,120 SHH! 324 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,643 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 325 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:53,300 YOU'RE RIGHT. DRAKE'S TRYING TO REPLACE ME. 326 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,693 RE-PLACE ME. 327 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:07,227 [SCREAMING] 328 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,883 HE'S IN MY BED? 329 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,711 UH-HUH. 330 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,888 OK. WHY IS HE IN MY BED? 331 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,195 HIS HOUSE IS GETTING FUMIGATED. 332 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,241 YEAH, WE GOT FRUIT FLIES. 333 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,374 SO I LET HIM CRASH HERE TONIGHT. 334 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,917 BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE TO SLEEP IN MY BED? 335 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,551 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE GUEST ROOM? 336 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,379 HE NEEDS A FIRM MATTRESS. 337 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,034 YEAH. I HAVE LUMBAR PROBLEMS. 338 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:35,733 HEY, THOSE ARE MY PAJAMAS. 339 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,735 I KNOW. THEY'RE REALLY COMFORTABLE. 340 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:40,042 A LOT OF THIGH ROOM. 341 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,219 SO WHAT, DID HE WEAR MY UNDERWEAR, TOO? 342 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:47,093 NO. I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR WHEN I SLEEP. 343 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:50,444 OK, 3 WORDS. 344 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:53,316 KEEP THE PAJAMAS! 345 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,634 HEY, DRAKE. 346 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,114 OH, THERE SHE IS. 347 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,115 [KISS] 348 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,116 [SCREAMS] 349 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,466 GROSS! I JUST TOOK A SHOWER. 350 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,989 SORRY, BUT YOU'RE AWESOME. 351 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,991 WHY? WHAT DID I DO? 352 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,819 YOUR ADVICE ABOUT JOSH. IT WORKED PERFECTLY. 353 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,473 HE'S SO JEALOUS OF JERRY. 354 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,865 THAT'S GREAT. 355 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:27,307 OH, AND IF YOU EVER PICK ME UP AND KISS ME LIKE THAT AGAIN... 356 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,571 YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP BREATHING THROUGH A TUBE. 357 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,881 HI, DRAKE. 358 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,231 WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? 359 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,191 PLEASE PASS THE ORANGE JUICE. 360 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,584 SURE. 361 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,891 SO YOU KNOW WHAT TONIGHT IS. 362 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,067 WHAT'S THAT? 363 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,373 THE PREMIERE, "GHOST MONSTERS." 364 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,549 HUH? YOU AND ME, REMEMBER? 365 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:56,901 YEAH, ABOUT THAT, I'VE GOT OTHER PLANS. 366 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,555 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 367 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,383 WE'VE HAD THESE PLANS FOR, LIKE, 6 WEEKS. 368 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,384 "GHOST MONSTERS"! 369 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,734 OOH, OOH, OOH, AAH! 370 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,911 WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE PREMIERE? 371 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:10,393 OH, I'M GOING TO THE PREMIERE WITH DREW. 372 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,134 WHAT? 373 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,178 [DOORBELL RINGS] 374 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,836 WHAT'S UP, JOSH? 375 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:21,970 DRAKE. 376 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,450 [COOLLY] DREW. 377 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,974 WELL, UH, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 378 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,976 WE'VE GOT ALL SORTS OF PLANS 379 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,630 TO DO THINGS TOGETHER. 380 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:30,979 SEE YOU. 381 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,285 LATER, DRAKE. 382 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,287 OH, HEY, DREW. 383 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,637 HEY, THERE SHE IS. 384 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,986 [KISS] 385 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,466 [CHUCKLES] OH, DREW. 386 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,163 BYE. 387 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,037 IT'S CUTE WHEN HE DOES IT. 388 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,654 [DRAKE CHUCKLES] 389 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,352 JERRY, I'M SERIOUS. THAT IS THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD. 390 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,049 HEY, ANYTIME. 391 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,051 OH, THANKS. UH, HANG HERE. I'll GO GET US A SODA. 392 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,227 ALL RIGHT. 393 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,056 OH, HEY, JOSH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 394 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,710 YOU KNEW I'D BE HERE. 395 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,584 I JUST SAW "GHOST MONSTERS" WITH DREW, MY BEST FRIEND. 396 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,066 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 397 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,372 'CAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU DRESS 398 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,722 WHEN YOU SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY DEEP SEA FISHING. 399 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,203 YOU WENT DEEP SEA FISHING? 400 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,075 THAT'S RIGHT, WITH MY BEST FRIEND JERRY. 401 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:28,428 HIS DAD HAS A BOAT, A BIG BOAT WITH A MOTOR. 402 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,084 YOU KNOW IT'S MY DREAM TO GO DEEP SEA FISHING. 403 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,956 YEAH, WELL, DREAMS DIE, JOSH... 404 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,960 JUST LIKE THIS FISH. 405 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,834 THAT'S RIGHT. SMELL THE FLOUNDER. 406 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,276 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE MY FRIEND DREW IS A BETTER YOU THAN YOU. 407 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,625 NO. I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS 408 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,148 BECAUSE MY NEW FRIEND JERRY IS 409 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,281 A BETTER YOU THAN YOU. 410 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,978 JERRY, COME HERE! DREW, OVER HERE! 411 00:19:57,021 --> 00:20:00,460 HEY, UH, DO THAT COOL MAGIC TRICK. 412 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:03,158 OK, I'll JUST GET OUT MY SCISSORS. 413 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,639 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 414 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:09,208 I WILL NOW CUT OFF THIS GIRL'S PIGTAIL. 415 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,298 HEY! 416 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,821 NO WORRIES, MA'AM. 417 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,301 IF MY LOVELY ASSISTANT 418 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,173 WOULD JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS. 419 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,044 JERRY KAZAM. 420 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:23,874 [APPLAUSE] 421 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,232 OH, DREW, 422 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,234 WHY DON'T YOU PLAY YOUR SAXOPHONE FOR THE PEOPLE? 423 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,757 OK. YEAH! 424 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,108 [SAXOPHONE PLAYING] 425 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,381 UH, JERRY, DO YOUR COOL DANCE. 426 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:53,425 ♪ DANCIN' 427 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,260 Man: EXCUSE ME. 428 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,567 HI. COULD I TALK TO YOU TWO FOR A MINUTE? 429 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,439 UH... 430 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,007 POPCORN? 431 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,797 I WONDER WHAT HE WANTS. 432 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,494 I DON'T KNOW. 433 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,459 SO HOW WAS "GHOST MONSTERS"? 434 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:30,158 I DON'T KNOW. DREW KEPT YAPPING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. 435 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,160 I MISSED HALF OF IT. 436 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:36,338 SO, UH... DEEP SEA FISHING WAS COOL? 437 00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:39,341 WELL... WHAT? 438 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,343 JERRY GOT SEASICK, 439 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,171 AND I DIDN'T CATCH ANYTHING. 440 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,477 WHAT ABOUT THE FLOUNDER? 441 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,348 I BOUGHT IT AT THAT FISH MARKET. 442 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,350 FISH UPON A STAR? YEAH. 443 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,832 DRAKE, WHAT HAVE WE BEEN DOING? 444 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,549 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. I GUESS I JUST GOT JEALOUS 445 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:56,532 WHEN YOU STARTED SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH DREW. 446 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,709 THAT'S HOW I FELT WHEN YOU TRIED TO REPLACE ME WITH JERRY. 447 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:02,364 COME ON, MAN. HE COULD NEVER REPLACE YOU. 448 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,235 YOU'RE MY BROTHER. 449 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,412 FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. 450 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,067 HUG ME, BROTHER? 451 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,069 NOT HERE, MAN. THERE'S PEOPLE. 452 00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:13,549 RIGHT. 453 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,769 A QUICK ONE? 454 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,905 DRAKE! JOSH! 455 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,405 YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. 456 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,256 SEE THAT GUY WHO WANTED TO TALK TO US? 457 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,562 HE'S A TV PRODUCER FROM L.A.! 458 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,390 Drake: A TV PRODUCER? 459 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,392 YEAH. HE WANTS TO PUT US ON TELEVISION. 460 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:33,395 WHY? WELL, HE SAW ME DO MY MAGIC TRICKS 461 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,396 AND DANCING. 462 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,093 AND HE SAW ME PLAY THE SAX. 463 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:38,792 HE THINKS WE'D BE PERFECT FOR A TV SHOW. 464 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,446 A COMEDY ABOUT 2 BROTHERS. 465 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,448 WE'RE GONNA BE ON TELEVISION! 466 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:43,840 TELE-VISION! 467 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,324 WHAT A DUMB IDEA FOR A SHOW. 468 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,499 YEAH! WHO WOULD WATCH IT? 469 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,160 HALF A GLASS OF ROOT BEER. 470 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,814 HALF A GLASS OF DR. FIZZ. 471 00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:04,208 AND NOW... WE COMMINGLE. 472 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:09,823 TO MY BROTHER. 473 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,868 MY BROTHER! 474 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:15,524 AHH! 475 00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,178 OOH, "DREW AND JERRY" IS ON. 476 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:18,832 TURN IT UP. 477 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,355 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY. 478 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,661 I AM SORRY. 479 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,706 THERE THEY ARE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 480 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,554 I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WERE SORRY THAT YOU CHEATED ON THE TEST 481 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,536 AND THAT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. 482 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,059 NO. I'M SORRY I GOT CAUGHT. 483 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:32,541 AND I'M DEFINITELY GONNA DO IT SOME MORE. 484 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,064 STOMACH ACHES. 485 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,588 YOU GIVE ME STOMACH ACHES! 486 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,548 THE DREW CHARACTER SEEMS PRETTY COOL. 487 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,550 YEAH. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE 488 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:43,552 THE JERRY CHARACTER SUCH A DORK? 489 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:44,901 Jerry on TV: I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. 490 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,555 Drew on TV: YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, JERRY. 491 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,427 NO WAY. 492 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,603 YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, JERRY... 493 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,084 NO. OH, NO. YEAH. 494 00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:55,434 OH, YEAH. OH, NO. 495 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,739 YEAH. OH, NO! 496 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:57,914 OH, YEAH! NO. 497 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,743 OH, YEAH. NO! 498 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:01,744 OH, NO. OH, YEAH! 499 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:02,919 OH, YEAH. NO. 500 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,617 I AM NOT HELPING YOU CHEAT. 501 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,883 I MAY HAVE STUMBLED, 502 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:13,843 BUT THAT DOES NOT LESSEN THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS DEPARTURE! 503 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,022 MM! 33334

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