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YOU KNOW, FINDING THE
PERFECT GIRL TO GO OUT WITH
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TAKES A LOT OF LUCK.
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SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST BORN LUCKY.
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I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.
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SOMETIMES A GIRL
MAY SEEM PERFECT,
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BUT THEN JUST TURN
OUT TO BE HORRIBLE.
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READY?
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HEADS.
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IT'S TAILS.
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LIKE GABRIELLE. I DATED
HER FOR ALMOST A MONTH.
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THEN I FOUND OUT
HER FAVORITE FOOD:
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HORSE MEAT.
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AND TAILS.
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HEADS.
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EVERY TIME?!
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I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WAS
IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRL,
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BUT THEN SHE ATE A HORSEBURGER.
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[GAGGING]
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Both: YOU SEE WHAT
I MEAN BY UNLUCKY?
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[COUGHING]
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[BELL RINGS]
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HEY, DRAKE. HEY.
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT?
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GRAMMY SENT IT TO
ME. DON'T YOU LOVE IT?
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WELL, HOW CAN I PUT THIS?
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE 2 MOST
HIDEOUS SHIRTS IN THE WORLD
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GOT MARRIED, AND YOU'RE
WEARING THEIR BABY.
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WELL, I THINK IT'S HANDSOME.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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AHH, MAN! A TEXT
MESSAGE FROM KELLY.
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I HAVE A DATE WITH HER TONIGHT.
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WHY ARE YOU DOWN
ON KELLY? SHE'S CUTE.
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YEAH, BUT SHE HAS
THIS LAUGHING PROBLEM.
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WHEN IS LAUGHING A PROBLEM?
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OK, HERE. TELL ME WHAT
YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST.
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I DON'T KNOW, SOME
CEREAL... HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA! HEH HEH... HEH!
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MORNING, CLASS. I
GRADED YOUR ESSAYS.
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JOSH, YOU WROTE A
WONDERFUL STORY.
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I CRIED WHEN THE
LEPRECHAUN GAVE BIRTH.
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A-PLUS.
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THANK YOU, MRS.
HAFER. GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
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LOVED IT. IN FACT,
IT WAS SO GOOD,
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YOU CAN SKIP TODAY'S POP QUIZ.
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WOW. A-PLUS AND NO QUIZ.
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TODAY'S MY LUCKY DAY.
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YES, IT IS. THERE'S
YOUR ESSAY, DRAKE.
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A D-MINUS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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I DON'T KNOW. JUST
WRITE ANOTHER ONE.
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DUDE, SHE IS SO MEAN.
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WHY DOES SHE HAVE IT
IN FOR ME? MRS. HAFER?
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SHE'S THE NICEST TEACHER
IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
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IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
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ALL RIGHT, CLASS. LET'S BEGIN.
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"THE ILIAD" AND "THE ODYSSEY"
WERE ORIGINALLY WRITTEN
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IN WHAT LANGUAGE... DRAKE?
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UH, GREEK.WRONG. TODD.
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GREEK? CORRECT.
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♪ WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT ♪
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♪ I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND
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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE
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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME ♪ TO REALIZE
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♪ REALIZE ♪ BUT
IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
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♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW
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♪ THAT I TOLD YOU I'll
ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND
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♪ OOH
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MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE
STILL WEARING THAT FREAK SHIRT.
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WILL YOU STOP MAKING
FUN OF MY SHIRT?
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I DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR...
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WELL, IF YOU HAD
SOMETHING TO MAKE FUN OF,
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I WOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A JERK!
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OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE CRAZY!
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I BREAK UP WITH YOU!
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GOOD. HERE.
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YOU CAN TAKE BACK
YOUR $1,000 WATCH.
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I DON'T WANT IT AFTER IT'S
BEEN ON YOUR FILTHY WRIST!
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FINE!
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HERE. HAVE A WATCH.
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AND HAVE YOUR RING, TOO!
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WOW. A WATCH AND A RING.
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THESE ARE GOLD.
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THIS IS, LIKE, THE
10th LUCKY THING.
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THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
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THIS SHIRT... IT HAS POWERS.
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YES, JOSH. THE POWER
TO MAKE CHILDREN CRY.
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OH, HEY, DRAKE.
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OH, HERE COMES KELLY.
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HEY, CUTIE.
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UH, YOU KNOW JOSH.
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HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
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HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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GOOD. HA HA HA!
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YEAH, WELL, LET'S SIT DOWN.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL?
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ACTUALLY, PRETTY ROUGH.
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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
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I HAD A PRETTY BAD DAY, TOO.
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UH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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MY HAMSTER DIED. HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
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IT'S NOT FUNNY. OHH.
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HA HA HA HA!
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OK.
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FIRST WE AIM.
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NEXT WE LOAD THE TOMATOES.
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AND NOW WE WAIT FOR THE BOOM.
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[BEEP, BOOM!]
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WHAT THE...
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AHH, MAN!
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I MISSED YOUR HEAD.
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HOW COULD I HAVE
MISSED YOUR GIANT HEAD?
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FIRST, MY HEAD IS ONLY
SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN AVERAGE...
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SECOND... [BEEP, BEEP, BEEP]
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D-OHH! OHH!
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UHH, DARN IT!
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I GOT TO GO READ THE MANUAL.
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WAIT. AREN'T YOU
GONNA CLEAN THIS UP?
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IT'S YOUR ROOM.
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WHO EXPLODED?
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JUST ONE OF MEGAN'S PRANKS,
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BUT THIS TIME SHE MISSED ME.
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WOW. SHE NEVER MISSES.
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SHE DOES WHEN I'M
WEARING MY LUCKY SHIRT.
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SO, HOW WAS YOUR
DATE WITH KELLY?
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HORRIBLE! MAN, I CAN'T TAKE
THE INAPPROPRIATE LAUGHING.
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I'VE GOT TO BREAK UP WITH HER.
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I'M JUST GONNA GO TO HER HOUSE
AND GET IT OVER WITH RIGHT NOW.
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HEY. HEY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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BREAK UP WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND. HAVE FUN.
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JOSH, YOUR DAD'S WAITING
FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
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"O.R." IS ON. "O.R."?
OH, I FORGOT.
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THEY'RE DOING A
COLONOSCOPY ON NATALIE.
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HMM. [BEEP]
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KELLY, YOU... YOU'RE
A REALLY NICE GIRL.
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I... I JUST DON'T THINK
THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT.
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OH, NO.
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KELLY, I'M JOINING THE ARMY.
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NAVY?
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CIRCUS? [DOOR OPENS]
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WHO'S OUT HERE?
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OH, HEY, IS KELLY HO... LY SNOT!
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WHAT A CHARMING SENTIMENT.
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MRS. HAFER, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WATCHING "O.R.," AND I'M MISSING
MADELINE'S COLONOSCOPY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PORCH?
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ISN'T THIS KELLY'S ADDRESS?
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WAIT. YOU'RE THE BOY WHO'S
BEEN DATING MY DAUGHTER?
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YOU'RE KELLY'S MOM?
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I'M GOING TO BE SICK.OH,
RIGHT THERE WITH YOU.
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DRAKE, I WASN'T
EXPECTING YOU TONIGHT.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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YEAH, I WASN'T EXPECTING MY
ENGLISH TEACHER TO BE YOUR MOM.
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YOU'RE ONE OF MY MOM'S STUDENTS?
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IF YOU USE THE TERM
STUDENT LOOSELY.
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YEAH, WELL, I'D
BETTER GET GOING.
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OH, NO, NO. YOU CAME
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.
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SO, WHAT DID YOU WANT? UM...
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME
TO PLAY MINIATURE GOLF?
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OH, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T...
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I'll GO GET MY PUTTER. OK.
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SO, UH, HEH HEH.
NICE NIGHT, HUH?
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I HATE YOU. I KNOW.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW
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YOU WERE DATING
MRS. HAFER'S DAUGHTER.
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I NEVER KNEW KELLY'S LAST NAME.
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BESIDES, THEY LOOK
NOTHING ALIKE...
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DRAKE! YES, MUM... MA'AM.
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SINCE YOU'RE TALKING,
PLEASE TELL THE CLASS
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
NOVEL FROM THE 20th CENTURY.
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UH, "CATCHER IN THE RYE." WRONG.
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WRONG? BUT YOU
ASKED ME WHAT MY...
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WRONG! BUT... WHAT... WHY?
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WAS I TALKING TO YOU?
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KINDA.
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[BELL RINGS]
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CLASS DISMISSED.
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HEY, JOSH, YOU GOT A
GAMESPHERE, RIGHT?
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YEAH. WHY? SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOURS?
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NO, MY DAD GAVE MINE AWAY.
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[GASPS]
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HOW COME?
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WELL, MY FAMILY
JOINED THIS CULT,
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SO I'M NO LONGER ALLOWED
TO ENJOY VIDEO GAMES...
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OR LIFE.
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SO, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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WHOA. THERE'S, LIKE,
40 GAMES IN HERE.
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AND YOU'RE JUST GIVING ME THESE?
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YEAH. WELL, I GOT
TO GO SHAVE MY HEAD.
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MAN, YOU ARE THE
LUCKIEST GUY ALIVE.
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WHEN I'M WEARING
MY LUCKY SHIRT, I AM.
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COME ON. LET'S
GET TO STUDY HALL.
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NOT SO FAST, DRAKE.
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WE HAVE TO SOME
THINGS TO DISCUSS.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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DRAKE, I'M NOT GOING TO
MINCE WORDS WITH YOU.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
MINCE MEANS, DO YOU?
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LIKE BREATH MINTS?
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DRAKE, FOR SOME REASON,
MY DAUGHTER LIKES YOU.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN HER THIS HAPPY
SINCE I BOUGHT HER THAT PUTTER.
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SHE'S ALWAYS SO
FULL OF LAUGHTER.
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I'VE NOTICED.
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KELLY'S HAPPINESS IS
VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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SO I WANT TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR.
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YOU DO ANYTHING TO
MAKE HER UNHAPPY,
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AND I WILL DROP A
BOMB ON YOUR LIFE.
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I SEE.
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WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN?
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YOU BREAK HER HEART, YOU'RE
GOING TO SUMMER SCHOOL.
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SUMMER SCHOOL?
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THAT'S RIGHT. SUMMER SCHOOL.
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2 WORDS EVEN YOU UNDERSTAND.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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Man: AND DO YOU, KELLY,
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TAKE DRAKE TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
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I DO! HA HA HA HA!
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I DO.
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[ELECTRICAL ZAPPING]
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHAT'S UP, MEGAN?
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OH, MY TEACHER'S MAKING US DO
A PROJECT ON OUR FAMILY TREE.
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SO I NEED A PICTURE OF YOU.
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GO SIT THERE. ALL RIGHT.
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CHEESE.
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JUST MOVE!
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I DON'T GET IT.
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IT WORKS ON THE BANANA.
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FACE IT, MEGAN.
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YOU CAN'T GET ME WHEN
I'M WEARING MY LUCKY SHIRT.
237
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,000
THEN THE SHIRT
MUST BE DESTROYED.
238
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,000
GOOD LUCK.
239
00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,344
I'M NEVER TAKING IT OFF.
240
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,931
YEAH? WE'LL SEE.
241
00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:01,517
WHAT A WASTE OF POTASSIUM.
242
00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,103
[DOOR OPENS]
243
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,482
[DOOR SLAMS]HEY. WHAT'S UP?
244
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:08,034
BAD THINGS.
245
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,793
WHAT DID MRS. HAFER SAY TO YOU?
246
00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,458
THAT IF I BREAK UP WITH
HER PRECIOUS DAUGHTER,
247
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,103
SHE'S SENDING ME
TO SUMMER SCHOOL.
248
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,482
UHH...
249
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:19,793
THAT IS SO UNFAIR.YEAH, IT IS.
250
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,758
I SWEAR IF I HEAR "HA
HA HA HA" ONE MORE TIME,
251
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:24,413
I'M GONNA STAPLE MY EARS SHUT.
252
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,034
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
253
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,689
I DON'T KNOW, BRO.
254
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,172
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST... WAIT!
255
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:35,517
MRS. HAFER SAID YOU COULDN'T
BREAK UP WITH KELLY, RIGHT?
256
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,827
YEAH...
257
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:40,344
BUT WHAT IF KELLY
BREAKS UP WITH YOU.
258
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,172
HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
259
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:49,000
DUDE, I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD
MAKE KELLY BREAK UP WITH YOU.
260
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,310
OHH, THAT'S GOOD.
I LIKE YOUR WORDS.
261
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:52,965
KEEP SAYING THEM.
262
00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:56,482
UH, WELL, SHE LIKES YOU, RIGHT?
263
00:13:56,517 --> 00:14:00,241
SO ALL YOU GOT TO
DO IS ACT UN-YOU-ISH.
264
00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:01,896
I'M NOT JEWISH.
265
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,965
NO. UN-DRAKE-ISH.
266
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,034
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA SEE HER NEXT?
267
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,034
TONIGHT. SHE'S COMING
OVER FOR DINNER.
268
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,379
PERFECT.
269
00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:15,931
NOW, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS
ACT LIKE ANDY SCHNIPPMAN.
270
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:19,206
THE GUY FROM SEVENTH GRADE
THAT ATE LUNCH AT THE LOSER TABLE?
271
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,310
YEAH.
272
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:22,827
WAIT, I ATE AT THAT TABLE.
273
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,137
UH, RIGHT. SO, WHAT
ABOUT SCHNIPPMAN?
274
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:27,424
OK. WELL, REMEMBER HOW HE
USED TO, LIKE, EAT WITH HIS HANDS
275
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,379
AND BLOW HIS NOSE AND STUFF?
276
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,586
OH, YEAH. THAT GUY
WAS DISGUSTING.
277
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,862
THAT'S RIGHT.
278
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:38,172
SO TONIGHT, YOU BE DISGUSTING.
279
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:41,586
BE THE SCHNIPPMAN.
280
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:45,241
BE THE SCHNIPPMAN.
281
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,137
I AM THE SCHNIPPMAN.
282
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,689
[WHISPERS] Be the Schnippman.
283
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,896
OH, I LOVE SPAGHETTI!
284
00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,758
HA HA HA HA!
285
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,413
UH, YEAH, THAT GREAT.
SO, WHERE WERE WE?
286
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,931
UM, OH, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR MUSIC.
287
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,137
OH, RIGHT.
288
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,379
SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
SONG YOU EVER WROTE?
289
00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:05,793
HMM... YOU KNOW,
IT'S HARD TO SAY.
290
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,344
THERE'S SO MANY.
291
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:14,482
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A PARENT
PICKING THEIR FAVORITE CHILD.
292
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:17,310
OH, I GOT TO BLOW MY NOSE.
293
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:25,517
HERE. YOU WANT A TISSUE?
294
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,620
OH, THANKS.
295
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,655
KEEP IT.
296
00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:45,379
DRAKE, YOU KNOW
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU?
297
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:48,551
[BELCHES] OH, I AM SO SORRY.
298
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,344
YOU SHOULD BE. THAT WAS WEAK.
299
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:53,310
CHECK THIS OUT. [LOUD BELCH]
300
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:56,724
I JUST LOVE HOW YOU AND I CAN BE
301
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:59,724
SO COMFORTABLE WITH
EACH OTHER. HA HA HA HA!
302
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:04,000
HA HA HA... [SQUEAK]
HA HA HA HA!
303
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:07,275
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? GREAT.
304
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,862
HEY, THAT'S A VERY
INTERESTING SHIRT.
305
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:15,137
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
306
00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,965
ME?
307
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,965
YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND IF I SET
YOU UP WITH MY FRIEND ALLISON?
308
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,620
SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM
DOING SOME MODELING IN PARIS.
309
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:23,931
SHE'S A MODEL?
310
00:16:23,965 --> 00:16:27,034
YEAH. OH, AND SHE LOVES
VIDEO GAMES AND MAGIC TRICKS.
311
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:31,413
SHIRT, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
312
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,379
WHEN DO I GET TO MEET HER?
313
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,344
TOMORROW NIGHT. THE 4 OF US
COULD MEET AT THE PREMIERE.
314
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,344
COOL.
315
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:39,172
OH.
316
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,034
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
317
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,206
HA HA HA HA! HEH HEH.
318
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:46,379
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
319
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,413
HA HA HA HA HA!
320
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,344
HA HA HA HA!
321
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,907
MAN, SHE'S NEVER
GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME.
322
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,217
AND WE'RE GONNA STAY
TOGETHER, GET MARRIED,
323
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:58,275
AND HAVE LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE-
LAUGHING CHILDREN.
324
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:02,379
AND MRS. HAFER'S GONNA
BE YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.
325
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:06,344
OH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANYWAY?
326
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:07,827
STEAMING MY SHIRT.
327
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,424
OH! PLEASE DO NOT TELL
ME YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THAT
328
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,275
ON OUR DOUBLE DATE TONIGHT?
329
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,034
OH, BUT I AM.
330
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,517
THIS IS THE LUCKIEST
SHIRT IN THE WORLD.
331
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,000
IT GOT ME A DATE
WITH A TEEN MODEL
332
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:19,413
WHO LOVES MAGIC AND VIDEO GAMES.
333
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,827
THAT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FEMALE.
334
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,103
LUCKY SHIRT... [SMOOCH]
335
00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:28,275
YOU'RE MY POLYESTER ANGEL.
336
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,172
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
337
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,068
YOU WANT TO GET THAT?
338
00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:34,620
NAH, THE MACHINE WILL GET IT.
339
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,827
Drake on machine: HEY,
IT'S DRAKE AND JOSH.
340
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,931
LEAVE YOUR NAME AND
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
341
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,241
[BEEP]
342
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,517
[KELLY LAUGHS]
343
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,448
HI, DRAKE. IT'S KELLY.
344
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,034
ME AND ALLISON WILL MEET
YOU AND JOSH TONIGHT AT 8:00.
345
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,310
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
346
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,413
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
347
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:54,689
I'M GONNA MAKE THAT GIRL
BREAK UP WITH ME TONIGHT.
348
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,586
YOU ALREADY TRIED
THAT, BRO. IT DIDN'T WORK.
349
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:03,034
I KNOW. IT'S 'CAUSE I NEED
SOMETHING LIKE A... A...
350
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:04,689
THAT SHIRT! MY SHIRT?
351
00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:05,827
YOUR SHIRT.
352
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:08,137
NO. YOU DON'T EVEN
BELIEVE IN ITS LUCKY POWERS.
353
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,379
YEAH, I DO. YOU GOT VIDEO
GAMES, GOLD JEWELRY,
354
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:13,965
A DATE WITH A MODEL...
YOUR LIFE'S NOT THAT GOOD.
355
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,586
THIS SHIRT IS POSSESSED.
356
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,068
I PREFER ENCHANTED.
357
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,206
OK, WELL, WHATEVER
IT IS, IT'S LUCKY,
358
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,586
AND I NEED SOME LUCK.
359
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,655
I'M WEARING THIS SHIRT TONIGHT.
360
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:26,758
HUH HUH HUH! YOU AIN'T NEITHER!
361
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,551
I WILL NOT GO TO
SUMMER SCHOOL, JOSH.
362
00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,103
I WILL NOT!
363
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:33,310
BUT I MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER
DATE WITH A MAGIC-LOVING,
364
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,896
VIDEO GAME PLAYING TEEN MODEL.
365
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,586
I NEED MY LUCKY SHIRT.
366
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,000
I NEED IT MORE!
367
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,344
WHAT YOU JU... WOULD
YOU JU... AAH! AAH!
368
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:46,620
AH, GREAT! NOW WHAT?
369
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:49,620
HEY. HEY, LADIES.
370
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:52,655
THEY HAVE REALLY
GOOD PIZZA HERE.
371
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,620
HA HA HA HA.
372
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,965
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
373
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,137
ALLISON, I, UM, COULDN'T
REMEMBER WHETHER YOU ASKED
374
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,931
FOR DIET OR REGULAR,
SO I JUST WENT WITH DIET,
375
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:06,103
'CAUSE YOU'RE A MODEL SO YOU'RE
PROBABLY WATCHING YOUR FIGURE.
376
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:10,448
OH, NOT THAT YOU NEED
TO WATCH YOUR FIGURE.
377
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,137
I... I MEAN, YOU
HAVE A GREAT BODY.
378
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,931
OH, NOT THAT I
WAS LOOKING AT IT.
379
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:20,482
I JUST... I JUST... OH, JEEZ.
380
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:23,310
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
381
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:28,000
UM, KELLY, I'M MOVING TO AFRICA.
382
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,310
WHAT? WHY?
383
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:34,517
UM, IT'S PART OF THIS WHOLE
EUROPEAN FOREIGN EXCHANGE PROGRAM.
384
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:38,068
AFRICA'S NOT IN EUROPE.
385
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,965
UH, RIGHT. IT'S
LIKE A 3-WAY TRADE.
386
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,413
YOU KNOW, I GO TO AFRICA;
THEY SEND A KID TO HOLLAND;
387
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,137
MY PARENTS GET A
LITTLE DUTCH BOY.
388
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:47,103
HIS NAME IS HANSEL.
389
00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:48,551
HANSEL? HANSEL!
390
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:51,137
SO, THE POINT IS
391
00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:54,827
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE
YOU FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
392
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,275
OH. WELL, THAT'S OK.
393
00:19:56,310 --> 00:20:00,275
I THINK THAT LONG-DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIPS ARE REALLY ROMANTIC.
394
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:04,862
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
395
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:07,034
JOSH, COULD I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?
396
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:10,344
PLEASE!
397
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,310
KILL ME! WOULD YOU KILL ME?
398
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,896
YEAH, I SHOULD, FOR
RIPPING MY LUCKY SHIRT.
399
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:16,655
IT DOESN'T WORK ALL SEVERED.
400
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:18,379
THAT'S IT! OW!
401
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,758
WHAT'S "IT"?
402
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,517
WE GOT TO PUT THE
SHIRT BACK TOGETHER.
403
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,379
GIVE ME THE SLEEVES.NO!
YOU GIVE ME THE TORSO.
404
00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:27,413
I NEED THE LUCK! I
NEED THE TEEN MODEL!
405
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:29,172
LOOK, THERE IS
NO WAY I'M GONNA...
406
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:32,344
I'M SO SICK OF YOU...
SHH! CALM DOWN!
407
00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:34,172
LET'S NOT FIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
408
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,137
WE'RE ALL WE'VE GOT.
409
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:38,896
OK. YOU JUST GIVE ME THE
SLEEVES FOR 5 MINUTES AND LET
410
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:40,827
THE SHIRT WORK ITS MAGIC FOR ME,
411
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:43,044
AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT
BACK FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
412
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:46,379
ALL RIGHT. 5 MINUTES.
413
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,241
QUICKLY. COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
414
00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:50,000
PUT YOUR ARM THROUGH.
415
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,551
GO GO GO.
416
00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,137
UM, DRAKE, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?
417
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,931
UH, SURE.
418
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:04,620
HA HA HA HA.HA HA HA HA.
419
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:10,482
WHAT'S UP?
420
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:13,137
DRAKE, THERE'S NO
EASY WAY TO SAY THIS.
421
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,586
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S WORKING OUT,
422
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,413
YOU KNOW, US.
423
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,931
ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
424
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:22,793
HA HA HA HA!
425
00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:25,275
I'M SO SORRY.
426
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:26,965
NO, NO. DON'T BE SORRY.
427
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,551
CONSIDER ME DUMPED. BYE.
428
00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:33,241
YOU ARE GONNA TELL YOUR
MOM THAT YOU DUMPED ME, RIGHT?
429
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:35,068
UH, SURE. I GUESS.
430
00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:36,620
GREAT. YOU DO THAT. BYE!
431
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:39,068
HUG ME, BROTHER!
432
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,758
WHAT HAPPENED?
433
00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:44,206
SHE DUMPED ME! I'M FREE.
434
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:47,482
FREE OF HER AND FREE
OF SUMMER SCHOOL.
435
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:49,931
ALL YOURS. MAY THE
LUCK BE WITH YOU.
436
00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:52,793
WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA! WHOO-HOO!
437
00:21:52,827 --> 00:21:55,000
HA HA! WHOO-HOO!
438
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,793
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JOSH?
439
00:21:59,827 --> 00:22:02,655
WHO'S JOSH?
440
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,896
HEY, GIRLS.
441
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,034
WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO BE A THIRD WHEEL.
442
00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,551
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
443
00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:10,724
HA HA! BYE.
444
00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:15,241
SO, ALLISON... WOW.
445
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:19,172
YOU HAVE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL EYES.
446
00:22:21,517 --> 00:22:23,896
I DO?
447
00:22:23,931 --> 00:22:25,275
THANKS.
448
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,034
YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE
449
00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:29,517
AND NOT WATCH THE MOVIE?
450
00:22:29,551 --> 00:22:32,724
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
451
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:35,137
SO WE CAN DO THIS.
452
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,862
RACE YOU THERE!
453
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,379
OH!
454
00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,862
WHERE IS IT? IT'S
NOT IN OUR ROOM.
455
00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:56,068
I CHECKED THE LAUNDRY.
456
00:22:56,103 --> 00:22:58,275
WHOA, SLOW DOWN,
GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
457
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,379
THE SHIRT'S MISSING.
458
00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:01,310
WE GOTTA HAVE THAT SHIRT!
459
00:23:01,344 --> 00:23:03,482
IT MADE A MODEL KISS ME!
460
00:23:04,482 --> 00:23:06,586
YOU MEAN THAT HIDEOUS SHIRT?
461
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:07,793
YEAH. WHERE IS IT?
462
00:23:07,827 --> 00:23:09,689
MEGAN SAID YOU
DIDN'T WANT IT ANYMORE.
463
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:11,068
HUH? WHAT?
464
00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:13,586
I GAVE IT TO
GOODWILL. [SCREAMING]
465
00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:18,896
HEY, GUYS. UH-OH. AAH!
466
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,068
Mom: BOYS, BOYS,
BOYS... OK, GUYS, LOOK!
467
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:24,241
HEY, HEY!
468
00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:27,034
I'M SURE MEGAN DIDN'T KNOW
THAT SHIRT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU.
469
00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:30,896
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
THE LESS FORTUNATE THAN US.
470
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,896
OH. COME ON, SWEETIE.
471
00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:36,206
LET'S GO GET RID OF SOME
OF YOUR DAD'S UGLY SHIRTS.
472
00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:37,655
OK!
473
00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:44,310
YOU KNOW WHAT?
474
00:23:44,344 --> 00:23:47,103
MAYBE THAT SHIRT WASN'T LUCKY.
475
00:23:47,137 --> 00:23:48,758
YOU THINK?
476
00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:51,241
SURE. I MEAN, SHIRTS
CAN'T BE LUCKY.
477
00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:53,965
IT WAS ALL IN OUR HEADS.
478
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,206
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
479
00:23:57,241 --> 00:24:02,172
[SIGHS] LUCKY SHIRT.
480
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:06,034
Man on radio: AS
YOU PEOPLE KNOW.
481
00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:08,103
WE HAVE A CONTEST
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.
482
00:24:08,137 --> 00:24:12,413
AND THE WINNING NUMBERS FOR TONIGHT'S
MUCHO MILLION-DOLLAR JACKPOT ARE:
483
00:24:12,448 --> 00:24:18,862
7, 14, 22, 39, AND 44.
484
00:24:18,896 --> 00:24:20,655
Man: I WON.
485
00:24:20,689 --> 00:24:22,448
I WON!
486
00:24:22,482 --> 00:24:24,482
I'M A MILLIONAIRE!
487
00:24:24,517 --> 00:24:28,000
Man: MMM!
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