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JOSH DOES REALLY WELL IN SCHOOL.
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DRAKE DOES REALLY
WELL AT EVERYTHING...
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EXCEPT SCHOOL.
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LAST SEMESTER, JOSH
TOOK TWO EXTRA CLASSES,
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GOT As IN BOTH OF THEM.
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LAST WEEK, DRAKE TOOK
TWO GIRLS TO A CONCERT,
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KISSED THEM BOTH!
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YEAH, ME, I DON'T
DO GREAT IN SCHOOL.
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I'M ALWAYS BUGGING
HIM TO DO HIS HOMEWORK.
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LAST WEEK, JOSH WAS BUGGING
ME TO DO MY HOMEWORK.
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AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
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I HANDCUFFED HIM
TO A TENNIS RACKET.
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HE HANDCUFFED ME
TO A TENNIS RACKET!
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IT WAS SO COOL.
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IT WAS SO NOT COOL!
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I WISH I HAD A KNACK FOR SCHOOL.
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I WISH I HAD A HANDCUFF KEY.
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HEY! HOW WAS THE MOVIE?
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AH, STUPID.
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LOVED IT.
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WHOA! WHO'S THAT?
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OH, THAT'S MICHELLE.
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SHE'S IN MY ENGLISH CLASS,
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AND SHE'S CAPTAIN
OF THE ACADEMIC TEAM.
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AH, YOUR WORDS BORE ME.
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BUT I'M DEFINITELY
INTERESTED IN THAT GIRL.
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FORGET IT. SHE'S WAY TOO
SMART TO FALL FOR YOUR GAME.
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MAYBE I GOT A LITTLE MORE
GAME THAN YOU THINK. HEY!
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IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
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AW, JEEZ!
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LOOK, WITH MY GUMMY
BEARS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
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OH!
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HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
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OH, THANKS.
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I'M NOT SURE YOU
STILL WANT THESE,
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UNLESS YOU LIKE THEM
CARPET-FLAVORED.
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HA HA! GOOD POINT.
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UH, SO, WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE?
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"LE PETIT FROMAGE."
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I LOVE FRENCH FILMS.
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WHAT DID YOU SEE?
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AH, "DOGGIE PROM."
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I LOVE DOGS IN TUXEDOS.
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TALK ABOUT YOUR
PAVLOVIAN NIGHTMARES!
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HA HA HA!
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[BOTH GIGGLING]
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WHAT YOU SAID.
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UH... YOU WANNA GRAB SOME PIZZA?
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I CAN'T. I HAVE ACADEMIC
TEAM PRACTICE.
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WE'RE COMPETING AGAINST
BUSHMONT NEXT WEEK
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IN THE STATE FINALS.
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OH, OK. WELL, I
HOPE YOU DO GOOD.
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WELL.
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WELL, WHAT?
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HA HA HA!
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THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE
GRAMMAR JOKES.
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HA HA! YEAH, ME,
TOO... I, TOO... ME, ALSO.
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NOW YOU TALK.
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YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY. UH...
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WELL, I'll SEE YOU AROUND.
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SO, DID YOU ASK HER OUT?
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I... THINK SO.
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YEAH? AND WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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UGH! WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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CARPET FLAVOR.
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪
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♪ BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪
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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
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♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN'
YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
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♪ WHOO ♪
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Drake: JOSH!
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DUDE, WAKE UP!
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UH, YOU, UH...
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YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING...
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AW, JEEZ!
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MEGAN!
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YEP! AAH!
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? YOU!
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YOU HAVE BURNED
ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
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I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
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YEAH, NICE SPEECH. BUT
JUST REMEMBER, JOSH:
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I'M ALWAYS ONE
STEP AHEAD OF YOU.
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ONE... STEP... AHEAD.
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I'M SCARED FOR YOU.
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UNDERWEAR.
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AAH!
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OOH! WHERE YOU GOING, FANCY?
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TO THE MOVIES.
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GONNA ACCIDENTALLY
RUN INTO MICHELLE AGAIN.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
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THINKING OF WAYS AT
GETTING BACK AT MEGAN.
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I'M GONNA GET HER
BEFORE SHE GETS ME.
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SHE GLUE YOUR BUTT TO THE CHAIR?
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I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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MEGAN!
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DRAKE? OHH!
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HEY, MICHELLE!
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HI! DID YOU SEE THE
SAME MOVIE I SAW?
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OH, YEAH... "BEAUTIFUL MUCUS."
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YOU MEAN, "BOUNTIFUL MUSIC"?
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UH-HUH.
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DID YOU LIKE IT?
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UH... ACTUALLY,
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I REALLY NEED TO
LET A MOVIE SINK IN
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BEFORE I CAN DISCUSS IT.
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OH, SO YOU CAN
DIGEST THE IMAGERY
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AND ANALYZE THE SYMBOLISM?
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SURE.
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I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
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WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME.
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OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. MOVIE?
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NAH, TOO IMPERSONAL.
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TELL YOU WHAT: TOMORROW
NIGHT, LET'S GO SOMEPLACE
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WHERE WE CAN
SIT AND... JUST TALK.
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TALK?
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YEAH! I REALLY WANT
TO EXPLORE YOUR MIND.
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HA HA HA!
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SHE WANTS TO EXPLORE YOUR MIND?!
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SO, HOW LONG'S YOUR DATE
GONNA LAST... LIKE, 45 SECONDS?
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YEAH, THIS ISN'T GOOD!
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YOU BETTER CANCEL
THAT DATE, BRO.
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NO! I LIKE MICHELLE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT
HER BEING ALL SMART, IT'S...
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KIND OF INTRIGUING.
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INTRIGUING?
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THAT'S A WORD, RIGHT?
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WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED?
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'CAUSE SHE PROBABLY
LIKES BRAINY GUYS.
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YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT
ACTUALLY DO THEIR HOMEWORK
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AND... READ BOOKS.
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SO, READ A BOOK.
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I DON'T HAVE A YEAR!
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LOOK, I JUST NEED YOU TO
HELP ME LEARN ENOUGH STUFF
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TO IMPRESS MICHELLE ON OUR DATE.
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OK, THEN TONIGHT WE'LL...
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OOH! THERE'S MEGAN!
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SO?
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I FIGURED OUT A WAY
TO GET MY REVENGE.
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YOU KNOW THE CLOSET IN THE HALL?
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THE HALL CLOSET?
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THAT'S THE ONE.
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I PACKED IT FULL
OF DIRTY LAUNDRY.
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SO I'M GONNA TRICK
HER INTO OPENING IT,
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AND THEN SHE'S GONNA GET
BURIED UP TO HER EVIL LITTLE EYES
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IN DIRTY SOCKS AND UNDERPANTS.
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EWW. YOURS?
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DAD'S.
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EWW-ER.
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COME ON!
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HEY, MEGAN!
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YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT MOM HID YOUR BIRTHDAY
PRESENT IN THE HALL CLOSET.
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NO WAY! I GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT!
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HERE. YOU CAN HAVE
THE LAST ICE POP.
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OH! THANKS, MEGAN.
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WOW! REVENGE, AND AN ICE POP.
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NICE!
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YEAH. LET'S GO WATCH
HER OPEN THE CLOSET.
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YEAH, LIKE I'D EVER GIVE
YOU THE LAST ICE POP.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU SAID YOU WANTED
ME TO SMART YOU UP
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FOR YOUR DATE WITH MICHELLE.
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CLASS IS IN SESSION.
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OK, TEACHER. TEACH ME THINGS.
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OK. NOW, MICHELLE KNOWS
A LOT OF STUFF, RIGHT?
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SO I'VE LISTED 5 MAJOR SUBJECTS:
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CHEMISTRY, MATH,
HISTORY, ENGLISH, AND LATIN.
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WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START?
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HMM. I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH.
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WE'LL START WITH CHEMISTRY.
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NOW, CHEMISTRY IS
THE SCIENCE OF MATTER,
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AND ALL MATTER
CAN BE BROKEN DOWN
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INTO THE EXACT SAME
MICROSCOPIC ELEMENTS. SEE...
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NO WAY! THAT'S AWESOME! I KNOW!
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YOU SEE, LEARNING
CAN BE REALLY... DRAKE!
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HANG ON A SECOND.
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DUDE, TREVOR GOT
ANOTHER PET COBRA.
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HE'S GONNA MAKE
THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER!
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YOU CAN HAVE THIS
BACK AFTER CLASS.
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AS I WAS SAYING, ALL
MATTER CAN BE BROKEN DOWN
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INTO THE EXACT SAME
MICROSCOPIC ELEMENTS...
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IT WASN'T ME.
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FOR THE LAST TIME,
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THE 6 NOBLE GASES
ARE XENON, HELIUM,
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NEON, ARGON...
JUST FORGET IT, JOSH.
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I CAN'T RELATE TO ANY
OF THIS STUFF, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU'RE A BAD TEACHER.
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LIKE IT'S MY FAULT YOU
CAN'T RELATE TO ANYTHING
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BUT GIRLS AND YOUR GUITAR?
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AAAHH! WHAT?
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I JUST GOTTA TEACH
YOU THIS STUFF
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USING SOMETHING
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND!
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YOU GOT A GIRL?
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NO! GO GET YOUR GUITAR.
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I GET IT! SO, AN ATOM
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IS LIKE A NOTE. [PLUCKS STRING]
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AND WHEN YOU PUT
NOTES TOGETHER...
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YOU HAVE... A CHORD!
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AND A CHORD IS
LIKE... A MOLECULE!
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YOU KNOW CHEMISTRY, BROTHER!
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IT IS SO NICE TO FINALLY
GET TO TALK TO YOU.
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I'VE HAD THE WORST DAY.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I HAD TO KICK GEORGE DODY
OFF THE ACADEMIC TEAM.
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GET THIS. TELL ME.
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HE COULDN'T EVEN NAME ALL
206 BONES OF THE HUMAN BODY!
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PFFFT! WHAT A MORON!
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HEY, CAN I HAVE A
SIP OF YOUR WATER?
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AH, SURE YOU CAN
HAVE A SIP OF MY... H2O.
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THAT'S CHEMISTRY FOR WATER.
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SO I'VE HEARD.
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SO, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR?
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UH... MY LEG FELL ASLEEP.
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GOTTA WALK IT OFF.
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QUICK! SHE WANTS TO
KNOW MY FAVORITE AUTHOR.
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SO, PICK ANY AUTHOR YOU KNOW.
RIGHT. UM... RIGHT. UM... RIGHT. UM...
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WELL, I GUESS MY TOP 5
FAVORITE AUTHORS WOULD BE
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MARK TWAIN... THANKS!
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AHH. MARK TWAIN.
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INTERESTING.
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WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT HIM?
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OTHER LEG. BACK IN A SEC.
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WHAT DO I LIKE ABOUT HIM?
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OH, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS:
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HIS USE OF SOCIAL
SATIRE... THANKS!
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SOCIAL SATIRE.
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HUH?
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MARK TWAIN... I LOVE
HIS SOCIAL SATIRE.
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REALLY? ME, TOO!
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YOU, TOO?
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DRAKE, I HAVE TO SAY,
THIS IS GOING SO WELL.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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OH, I THINK I'M THINKING
EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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GREAT! SO... WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I SAY YES.
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REALLY? OH, THANK YOU, DRAKE!
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00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,933
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'LL
JOIN THE ACADEMIC TEAM!
244
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,533
HUH?
245
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,367
YOU'RE GONNA HELP
US BEAT BUSHMONT
246
00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:58,200
IN THE STATE FINALS
THIS WEEKEND!
247
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,567
BACK IN A SEC.
248
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,533
NOW WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
249
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,200
EVERYTHING!
250
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,733
JOSH!
251
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:20,533
I FIGURED OUT HOW I CAN FAKE MY
WAY THROUGH THIS ACADEMIC BOWL.
252
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,800
TELL ME.
253
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,733
YOU WHISPER THE
ANSWERS... IN MY EAR.
254
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,567
HUH?
255
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,567
HOW CAN I WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
256
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,100
WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING ME?
257
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,900
I WEAR... A REALLY BIG COAT!
258
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:41,300
WHAT?
259
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,500
SORRY, LUCY...
ETHEL AIN'T PLAYING!
260
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,067
JOSH... LOOK, THERE'S
NO WAY THAT I CAN...
261
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,967
OOH! IT'S 4:00 P.M.!
262
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,233
WHAT'S THAT?
263
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,700
I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT
WAY TO FINALLY GET MEGAN.
264
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,933
I'M LISTENING.
265
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,633
SHE COMES HOME
FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
266
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,200
EVERY DAY AT 4:00 P.M.,
267
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,067
AND PARKS HER BIKE
DIRECTLY UNDER THIS WINDOW.
268
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,333
SO I'M GONNA DROP THIS
BALLOON, WHICH IS FILLED
269
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:08,267
WITH 27 OUNCES
OF DISGUSTING GOO,
270
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:10,567
ALL OVER HER EVIL LITTLE HEAD!
271
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:15,500
SHE SHOULD BE
RIDING UP ANY SECOND,
272
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,767
AND WHEN SHE DOES...
HEY, JOSH! LOOK UP!
273
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,967
HEY, MEGAN! HOW'D YOU
GET UP ON THE ROOF?
274
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,400
UH... YOU GOT A
LITTLE... I KNOW!
275
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,233
OHH.
276
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,333
UNDERWEAR.
277
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,567
BLECCH!
278
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,467
EVERY TIME I PLAN
SOMETHING NASTY,
279
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,300
SHE BEATS ME TO THE NASTY!
280
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:46,133
HOW CAN SHE READ MY MIND?
281
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,900
WAIT. WHERE'S THE CACTUS
MEGAN GAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS?
282
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:52,633
BY MY BED...
[WHISPERING] Shh! Don't talk.
283
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,700
WHAT IS IT? IT'S A BUG.
284
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,700
KILL IT! NO. SHH!
285
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,700
IT'S A MICROPHONE.
286
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,133
MEGAN BUGGED OUR ROOM.
287
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:13,200
THAT IS IT! I AM GONNA GET HER
288
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,767
NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES,
289
00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:16,967
AND SHE'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
290
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:19,867
I THINK I WILL.
291
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:23,667
I think she heard you.
292
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,200
I KNOW!
293
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,733
MEGAN, YOU CANNOT GO
AROUND BUGGING PEOPLE'S ROOMS.
294
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:34,833
IT'S A FELONY!
295
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,867
IT'S A FUNNY FELONY.
296
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:39,200
I'M TELLING MOM.
297
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,733
NO! YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE!
298
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,900
ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT
TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE?
299
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,067
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
300
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,467
I NEED A WAY FOR JOSH
TO FEED ME ANSWERS
301
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:52,400
WHILE I'M ON STAGE
AT THE ACADEMIC BOWL.
302
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,533
THAT'S ALL?
303
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:54,733
YOU GOT ANYTHING?
304
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,067
I GOT EVERYTHING.
305
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,500
WHOA! NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?
306
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600
GOVERNMENT ISSUE.
307
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,200
OH, WATCH IT. YOU DROPPED
A THUMBTACK IN HERE.
308
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,867
THAT'S A VIDEO CAMERA.
309
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,800
LOOK, I JUST NEED A WAY FOR
JOSH TO GIVE ME THE ANSWERS
310
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:16,900
WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.
311
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:21,200
THEN YOU NEED... THIS.
312
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,200
HOW'S IT WORK?
313
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,567
YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR EAR.
314
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,367
OK. THEN WHAT?
315
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,600
THEN JOSH TALKS INTO THIS, AND
YOU CAN HEAR EVERYTHING HE SAYS.
316
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,133
THIS IS PERFECT!
317
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,900
YOU'RE THE BEST EVIL
LITTLE SISTER EVER.
318
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,533
I KNOW.
319
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,733
HEY... NICE PEN.
320
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,200
LOOKS LIKE A PEN, DOESN'T IT?
321
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,867
IT'S NOT A PEN?
322
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,867
CLICK IT.
323
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,733
WHY? JUST CLICK IT.
324
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,133
[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]
325
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:51,900
Josh: AAAAHHH!
326
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,133
MEGAN!
327
00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:54,500
DRAKE DID IT!
328
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,900
AAAHH!
329
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,067
THANK YOU FOR THE BUTT BRUISE!
330
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,676
ARE YOU READY? YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT?
331
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,900
YEAH... CHEAT!
332
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,800
I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT CHEATING.
333
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,933
BEG TO DIFFER!
334
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,600
ARE YOU GONNA HELP
ME OR NOT? I MEAN...
335
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,100
I HELPED YOU WHEN YOU GOT
YOUR FOOT CAUGHT IN THE TOILET!
336
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,367
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
337
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,333
YOU LAUGHED AND
TOOK DIGITAL PICTURES!
338
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,333
COME ON, JOSH, PLEASE?
339
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,633
Man: WOULD EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS?
THE ACADEMIC BOWL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
340
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,267
WELL?
341
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,367
FINE.
342
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,067
BUT LET'S JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH.
343
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,100
THIS WHOLE THING
MAKES ME FEEL SO DIRTY.
344
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,567
SO TAKE A BATH
WHEN YOU GET HOME.
345
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,800
GIVE ME THE EARPIECE.
346
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,100
THANKS, BROTHER.
347
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,133
YOU BETTER LOVE ME FOR THIS!
348
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,300
NOT THAT KIND OF LOVE!
349
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,667
Man: WELCOME TO THE
ACADEMIC BOWL STATE FINALS.
350
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,900
[AUDIENCE CLAPS]
351
00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,167
THE FIRST TEAM THAT ANSWERS
20 QUESTIONS CORRECTLY
352
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:01,367
WINS THE MATCH.
353
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,633
GOOD LUCK, DRAKE.
354
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,567
OOH... HOW ABOUT JUST
A LITTLE MORE LUCK?
355
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:09,967
OOH. I'M GOOD.
356
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,400
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF URUGUAY?
357
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,567
BELLEVIEW?
358
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:21,067
[ACCENTED] MONTEVIDEO.
359
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,367
CORRECT!
360
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,633
AND NICE ACCENT, BY THE WAY.
361
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:27,367
BELLEVIEW IS FIRST ON
THE BOARD, WITH ONE POINT.
362
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,200
NEXT QUESTION:
363
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,367
NAME THE YOUNGEST
MAN TO HOLD THE OFFICE
364
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,233
OF PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES.
365
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,567
[BUZZER] BUSHMONT?
366
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,567
JOHN F. KENNEDY. INCORRECT.
367
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,900
[BUZZER] BELLEVIEW?
368
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:41,833
UH... THEODORE ROOSEVELT.
369
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,367
I BELIEVE THE YOUNGEST
PRESIDENT WAS
370
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,600
THEODORE ROOSEVELT.
371
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:46,567
CORRECT.
372
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:47,900
YES!
373
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,567
WAY TO GO, DRAKE.
374
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,767
I KNOW THINGS.
375
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,267
NEXT: IN MYTHOLOGY,
376
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:57,200
WHO WAS THE GREEK GOD OF WAR?
377
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,967
BELLEVIEW?
378
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,267
ARES?
379
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,967
I'M THINKING IT'S ARES.
380
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,467
ARES IT IS!
381
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:07,300
BELLEVIEW 3, BUSHMONT 0.
382
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:15,967
E = M C SQUARED.
383
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,433
MARTHA WASHINGTON.
384
00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:21,533
100.
385
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,633
RUSSIAN.
386
00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:24,867
DARIEN GAP.
387
00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:27,533
BUSHMONT, YOU'RE FALLING
BEHIND. NEXT QUESTION:
388
00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:29,633
IN WHAT GEOMETRIC SHAPE
389
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,467
DOES THE EARTH
TRAVEL AROUND THE SUN?
390
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,067
ELLIPTICAL.
391
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,100
BELLEVIEW'S CORRECT AGAIN!
392
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,267
THE CURRENT SCORE IS
BELLEVIEW WITH 19 POINTS,
393
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,933
BUSHMONT WITH 17.
394
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:48,333
ONE MORE POINT FOR BELLEVIEW
AND THEY WIN THE MATCH.
395
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:49,467
KEEP IT UP, DRAKE.
396
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:50,900
OH, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.
397
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,900
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! BRING IT!
398
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,233
VERY WELL. NEXT QUESTION:
399
00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,167
WHAT DOES THE ACRONYM
"NAFTA" STAND FOR?
400
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,600
[BUZZER] BELLEVIEW?
401
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,133
IT'S... UH... IT'S, UM...
402
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,800
YOUR ANSWER, BELLEVIEW?
403
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:10,133
NORTH AMERICAN FREE
TRADE AGREEMENT.
404
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,400
[RADIO STATIC]
405
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,067
IT'S THE, UH...
406
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:17,933
Man: YEAH, WELCOME TO MEGA
BURGER. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN...?
407
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,467
I THINK WE'RE PICKING
UP RADIO INTERFERENCE
408
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,767
FROM THE MEGA
BURGER DRIVE-THROUGH.
409
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,600
MR. PARKER, YOU BUZZED IN.
410
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,633
WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?
411
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,800
NORTH AMERICAN FREE
TRADE AGREEMENT!
412
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,540
Man: YEAH, YOU WANT
CHEESE ON THAT BURGER?
413
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,533
UH, "YOU WANT CHEESE
ON THAT BURGER"?
414
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,400
UH... NO. THANK YOU.
415
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,633
BUSHMONT, IT'S TO YOU.
416
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:43,100
NORTH AMERICAN FREE
TRADE AGREEMENT.
417
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,200
CORRECT!
418
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,267
[APPLAUSE]
419
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,900
NEXT QUESTION:
420
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,933
WHAT YEAR WAS THE
BATTLE OF HASTINGS FOUGHT?
421
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,100
BELLEVIEW?
422
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,533
1066!
423
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,167
Man: OK, YOUR TOTAL
COMES TO $23.64.
424
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,367
2364?
425
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:05,967
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT YEAR
426
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:08,333
HASN'T HAPPENED YET.
427
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,233
BUSHMONT?
428
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,433
1066.
429
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,167
CORRECT!
430
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,567
DRAKE?!
431
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:19,500
UH... TIME-OUT, PLEASE. TIME?
432
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,500
NO, YOU CANNOT CALL A TIME-OUT.
433
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,233
WE'LL BE TAKING
A SHORT TIME-OUT.
434
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,400
THIS COMPETITION WILL
RESUME IN 3 MINUTES.
435
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,767
HE GAVE HIM A 20.
436
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,100
DRAKE, ARE YOU OK?
437
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,500
I TOLD YOU: BOYS CAN'T
BE HANDSOME AND SMART!
438
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,133
LOOK, I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
439
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,100
UHH!
440
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,300
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
441
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M
DOING? HELPING YOU CHEAT!
442
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,976
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
DOING A VERY GOOD JOB!
443
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,900
OH, IT'S MY FAULT
MEGA BURGER'S HAVING
444
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,900
A SALE ON CURLY FRIES?
445
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
I CAN'T CONTROL
RADIO INTERFERENCE!
446
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,633
WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL
UP YOUR ANTENNA?
447
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:00,833
I'll PULL YOUR ANTENNA!
448
00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:02,300
LOOK, YOU LISTEN TO ME! I...
449
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,667
YOU LISTEN TO ME! I QUIT!
450
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,367
I'M OUTTA HERE! GOOD-BYE!
451
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,700
FINE! NEXT TIME YOU GET
YOUR FOOT STUCK IN THE TOILET,
452
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,067
I'M FLUSHING!
453
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,433
HEY! HOW'S EVERYONE?
454
00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:17,467
DRAKE, WE'VE BEEN TALKING,
455
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,200
AND WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF...
456
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,400
IF YOU COULD JUST KEEP
YOUR BIG BAZOO SHUT!
457
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,833
WE WILL HANDLE IT FROM HERE.
458
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:28,400
JUST PLEASE KEEP YOUR
HANDS OFF THE BUZZER.
459
00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,200
Host: AND WE'RE BACK.
460
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,633
THE SCORE IS TIED AT 19 ALL.
461
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:36,067
THE TEAM THAT ANSWERS
THE NEXT QUESTION CORRECTLY
462
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,300
WINS THE MATCH.
463
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,933
IN THE CATEGORY OF CHEMISTRY,
464
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:45,533
NAME ANY 3 OF THE 6 NOBLE GASES.
465
00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:47,133
5 SECONDS.
466
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,633
3... 2... 1... BELLEVIEW?
467
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:56,733
UH... HELIUM, NEON, AND XENON!
468
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,067
THAT IS CORRECT!
469
00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,067
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
470
00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:03,533
WE WON!
471
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,100
YOU'RE BRILLIANT!
472
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,067
YEAH...
473
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,133
COME HERE.
474
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,533
DRAKE, WHAT...?
475
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:19,400
MICHELLE, I GOTTA
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
476
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,167
WHAT?
477
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:22,733
I'M NOT AS BRAINY
AS YOU THINK I AM.
478
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,067
BUT YOU JUST... TRUST ME.
479
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:26,067
I DON'T KNOW WHO MARK TWAIN IS,
480
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,567
AND I HATE FOREIGN FILMS.
481
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,409
THE ONLY REASON I KNEW
THE NAMES OF THOSE GASES
482
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,476
IS 'CAUSE MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME
483
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,167
IN AN ALL-NIGHT STUDY SESSION.
484
00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:36,200
YOU STUDIED ALL NIGHT
FOR THE ACADEMIC BOWL?
485
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:39,067
NO, I DID IT TO IMPRESS YOU.
486
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:42,367
DRAKE, I DON'T CARE WHAT
KIND OF GRADES YOU GET.
487
00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:44,733
I LIKE YOU.
488
00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:46,267
YEAH?
489
00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,067
HOW MUCH?
490
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,267
YOU TELL ME.
491
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:12,909
DRAKE, I'M REALLY SORRY.
JOSH, I'M REALLY SORRY.
492
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,733
NO, NO.
493
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:16,333
I WENT KIND OF CRAZY BACK THERE.
494
00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:18,500
YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT
TO GO CRAZY, MAN.
495
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,143
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
MADE YOU CHEAT FOR ME.
496
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,367
OK. IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
497
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,667
BUT I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
498
00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:27,967
KIWI? UP HIGH.
499
00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:34,067
YOU KNOW WHAT? SINCE YOU
ARE SUCH AN AWESOME BROTHER,
500
00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:35,543
I'M GONNA HELP YOU
GET BACK AT MEGAN.
501
00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:36,933
SERIOUS? TOTALLY.
502
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,700
WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTS
IT, WE'RE GONNA STRIKE.
503
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,300
COOL! THANKS.
504
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,733
HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
PLAY SOME GAMESPHERE?
505
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,900
SURE!
506
00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:54,367
MEGAN!
507
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,900
ITALIAN NEW-WAVE CINEMA
HAS ALWAYS REMINDED ME
508
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,400
OF THE IMAGERY YOU SEE IN
EARLY KUROSAWA FILMS, BECAUSE...
509
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,333
[THINKING] WOW.
SHE'S REALLY SMART.
510
00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:09,833
AND SO HOT.
511
00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,333
WAIT... SHE MIGHT
NOTICE I'M NOT LISTENING.
512
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:13,767
BETTER ACT LIKE I AM.
513
00:24:13,867 --> 00:24:16,067
I'll NOD. YEAH!
514
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,900
WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
515
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:22,567
BOYS CAN'T BE
HANDSOME AND SMART!
516
00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:23,900
WHAT?
517
00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:25,333
I LOVE YOU!
518
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,833
ERIC!
519
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,433
MMM!
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