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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:03,862 I'M SO EXCITED! 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,620 I'M SO ANNOYED. 3 00:00:05,758 --> 00:00:07,000 MY DAD TOLD ME AND DRAKE 4 00:00:07,068 --> 00:00:08,413 THAT SINCE WE'RE STEPBROTHERS NOW, 5 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:10,793 WE SHOULD START TRYING TO HANG OUT TOGETHER MORE. 6 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:11,758 MY MOM'S TRYING TO GET ME 7 00:00:11,931 --> 00:00:13,137 TO HANG OUT MORE WITH JOSH. 8 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:15,793 I'M REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT IT. 9 00:00:15,931 --> 00:00:17,793 KILL ME. 10 00:00:17,931 --> 00:00:21,275 MAYBE DRAKE AND I COULD LEARN TO DO MAGIC TRICKS TOGETHER. 11 00:00:21,379 --> 00:00:23,000 PLEASE KILL ME. 12 00:00:23,103 --> 00:00:24,689 ME AND DRAKE JUST GOT TO FIND STUFF 13 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:26,965 THAT'S FUN FOR BOTH OF US TO DO. 14 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:29,172 MAYBE I CAN MOVE TO AUSTRALIA. 15 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:31,206 I HEAR THEY HAVE BIG SHRIMP THERE. 16 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:33,517 MAYBE WE COULD TAKE A COOKING CLASS. 17 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:34,517 ONE SEC. 18 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,275 HEY, DRAKE! 19 00:00:36,379 --> 00:00:39,241 YOU WANT TO TAKE A COOKING CLASS TOGETHER? 20 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:43,655 [FALSETTO ACCENT] SORRY, DRAKE MOVE TO AUSTRALIA. 21 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,482 IT'S NOT EVEN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT! 22 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:50,620 [FALSETTO ACCENT] YES, IT IS. 23 00:00:50,758 --> 00:00:53,206 FROMAGE. 24 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,482 THAT'S FRENCH! 25 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:04,758 THERE IT IS. 26 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,172 I LIKE IT. 27 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:07,355 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S TWO APIECE. 28 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:09,137 NEXT GAME WINS. RACK THEM UP, CHUCK. 29 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:11,000 NO CAN DO, D-MAN. GOTTA ROLL. 30 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,000 THIS IS THE LAST GAME. 31 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:13,103 YOU CAN'T BAIL ON ME NOW. 32 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:14,172 DUDE, I'VE GOT TO TAKE 33 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:16,310 MY SISTER TO HER PROM. 34 00:01:18,206 --> 00:01:20,413 HOPE THEY DON'T PLAY TOO MANY SLOW SONGS. 35 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:26,000 WELL, D-MAN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FORFEIT. 36 00:01:26,103 --> 00:01:27,551 NO, I JUST NEED A NEW PARTNER. 37 00:01:27,689 --> 00:01:28,551 OK, WHO? 38 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:29,827 PICK ANYONE YOU WANT. 39 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:30,965 OK. 40 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:36,931 [LAUGHING] HOW ABOUT HIM? 41 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:41,551 Drake: NO, NO, NO. 42 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:43,103 YOU SAID WE COULD PICK YOUR PARTNER. 43 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:45,379 IT'S HIM OR YOU FORFEIT. 44 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:46,413 IT'S HIM. 45 00:01:46,551 --> 00:01:47,827 FINE! 46 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:50,551 HEY, JOSH, COME AND PLAY. 47 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:51,586 I'M WORKING. 48 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:53,034 YOU'RE PLAYING. 49 00:01:53,206 --> 00:01:54,206 OK. 50 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:58,103 BILLIARDS? 51 00:01:58,206 --> 00:02:00,206 I DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, 52 00:02:00,344 --> 00:02:03,482 BUT I SUPPOSE I COULD GIVE IT A SHOT. 53 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:08,620 ALL RIGHT, RANDY, YOU BREAK. 54 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:09,758 THANK YOU. 55 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:14,896 GREAT, NOTHING. 56 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:18,793 ALL RIGHT, JOSH. WE'RE GOING FOR STRIPES. 57 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,000 JUST HIT THE WHITE BALL 58 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:21,206 AND TRY AND KNOCK ONE IN. 59 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:23,206 STRIPES. GOTCHA. 60 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,310 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 61 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:36,275 WHAT? IT'S JUST BASIC GEOMETRY AND PHYSICS. 62 00:02:36,413 --> 00:02:38,034 GOOD! NOW MAKE SOME MORE SHOTS. 63 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:44,034 HEY, IS IT AGAINST THE RULES 64 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:46,172 TO KNOCK IN TWO STRIPED BALLS AT THE SAME TIME? 65 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:49,862 NO, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING. 66 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 COOL. 67 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:56,793 BILLIARDS IS FUN! 68 00:02:56,931 --> 00:02:59,068 YEAH, IT IS! 69 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:02,586 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪ 70 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,758 ♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪ 71 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:12,241 ♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪ 72 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:14,896 ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪ 73 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:22,310 ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪ 74 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:29,620 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪ 75 00:03:29,758 --> 00:03:33,000 ♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪ 76 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:38,793 ♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN' YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ 77 00:03:38,896 --> 00:03:42,310 ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪ 78 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:49,517 ♪ WHOO ♪ 79 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:56,827 Drake: I'll BE UP IN MY ROOM. 80 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:02,172 DARN IT! MISSED AGAIN! 81 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,034 MEGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? 82 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:05,172 PLAYING DARTS. 83 00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:06,103 WELL, GET OUT. 84 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:07,758 YOU GET OUT. IT'S MY ROOM! 85 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:08,758 FINE, THEN, I'M STAYING. 86 00:04:08,896 --> 00:04:10,000 FINE! 87 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,448 WAIT A MINUTE. 88 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,965 THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN! 89 00:04:14,103 --> 00:04:16,068 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE EVERY SHOT! 90 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,827 I LOVE BILLIARDS! 91 00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:20,724 OK, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S CALLED POOL. 92 00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:22,862 AND HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT? 93 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,448 I DON'T KNOW. 94 00:04:24,517 --> 00:04:27,413 HEY, REMEMBER THE SHOT WHEN I HIT THE RED BALL OFF THE BLUE BALL? 95 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,379 YES, JOSH, I REMEMBER. 96 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:31,517 OOH! AND REMEMBER WHEN I JUMPED THE CUE BALL 97 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:33,758 OVER THE BLUE BALL AND KNOCKED IN THE PURPLE BALL? 98 00:04:33,896 --> 00:04:35,965 OR WAS IT MAGENTA? I'M ALWAYS CONFUSED. 99 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,068 IS IT RED? IS IT... 100 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:40,034 JUST SIT THERE. 101 00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:44,103 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 102 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:45,551 AND ENJOY THE MUSIC. 103 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:51,103 DARN IT! MISSED AGAIN! 104 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:53,965 JUST FACE IT, MEGAN. DARTS IS NOT YOUR GAME. 105 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,068 SO TEACH ME. 106 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:56,103 OK. 107 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:01,000 JUST HOLD THE DART LIKE THIS. 108 00:05:01,137 --> 00:05:02,275 UH-HUH. 109 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,896 KEEP BOTH EYES OPEN, FOCUS ON THE BULL'S-EYE, 110 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,931 PULL IT BACK, AND JUST LET IT GO. 111 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:12,000 OOPS. OH, JUST FORGET IT. 112 00:05:12,068 --> 00:05:13,793 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 113 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:14,965 YEAH. 114 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:18,793 I BET YOU 10 BUCKS I CAN MAKE A BULL'S-EYE. 115 00:05:18,931 --> 00:05:20,862 DEAL! 116 00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:22,000 GO FOR IT. 117 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:26,586 HAH! CASH, PLEASE. 118 00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:31,000 NO WAY! YOU JUST HUSTLED ME. 119 00:05:31,103 --> 00:05:32,344 NO, I DIDN'T. 120 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,079 I JUST PRETENDED TO BE BAD SO THAT YOU'D BET ME, 121 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,103 AND THEN I STOPPED BEING BAD AND I TOOK YOUR MONEY. 122 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:37,896 THAT'S HUSTLING. 123 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,793 THERE'S A WORD FOR IT? COOL. 124 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:46,517 HUSTLING? I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT... 125 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:50,379 I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! 126 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:52,827 JOSH! 127 00:05:52,965 --> 00:05:54,068 AAH! 128 00:05:54,137 --> 00:05:56,551 DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TALK ABOUT POOL ANYMORE. 129 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:57,758 NO, NO, NO, NO! 130 00:05:57,827 --> 00:05:59,010 I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT POOL! 131 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,931 IN FACT, WHAT DO YOU SAY 132 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:03,310 WE GO PLAY SOME POOL RIGHT NOW, YOU AND ME? 133 00:06:03,482 --> 00:06:05,379 YOU MEAN WE CAN BE POOL PALS? 134 00:06:05,517 --> 00:06:08,482 ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NEVER TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD AGAIN. 135 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,793 COME ON. 136 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:14,620 SO, WHO ARE WE GOING TO TAKE ON FIRST? 137 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:17,275 LET'S SEE. 138 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:23,734 HEY, ERIC, YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY SOME POOL? 139 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:24,758 NO. NOT REALLY. 140 00:06:25,758 --> 00:06:26,965 GREAT. RACK 'EM UP. 141 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:31,000 OK, NOW LISTEN... 142 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:32,586 DON'T WORRY, I WON'T MISS A SHOT. 143 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:33,758 NO, NO, NO, NO. 144 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,482 I THINK WE SHOULD GO EASY ON THESE GUYS. 145 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:37,862 HOW COME? 146 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 WELL, YOU SEE, THE THING IS, 147 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:42,896 ERIC'S MOM, SHE'S NOT WELL. 148 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,931 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? 149 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:48,172 UH, IT'S... HER TONGUE. 150 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,344 HER TONGUE? 151 00:06:50,482 --> 00:06:54,206 YEAH, IT'S HUGE, LIKE 3 TIMES THE SIZE OF A NORMAL TONGUE. 152 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:56,724 EVERYONE AT THE HOSPITAL'S BAFFLED. 153 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,482 THAT'S SO SAD. 154 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,862 YEAH, FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS, SHE COULDN'T EVEN TELL ANYBODY WHAT WAS WRONG, 155 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,586 BECAUSE IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE... 156 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,724 [GARBLED NOISES] 157 00:07:13,862 --> 00:07:15,827 OH, MAN. 158 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:19,344 YEAH. SO I THINK, FOR ERIC'S SAKE... 159 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:22,206 LET'S LET HIM WIN, FOR HIS MOM. 160 00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:24,310 YOUR HEART'S AS BIG AS HER TONGUE. 161 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:28,758 OK. HEY, ME AND MY BROTHER ARE ABOUT TO PLAY SOME POOL 162 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,655 IN CASE ANY OF YOU WANT TO WATCH. 163 00:07:30,758 --> 00:07:34,896 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT VERY GOOD. 164 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,620 LET'S PLAY. 165 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:37,620 SHOOT, ERIC. 166 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:38,862 I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 167 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,896 OH, ERIC! 168 00:07:57,206 --> 00:07:58,241 WE WON. 169 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:00,793 ERIC, WE WON! 170 00:08:00,931 --> 00:08:03,172 I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING BEFORE IN MY LIFE! 171 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:06,137 NICE GAME, ERIC. 172 00:08:06,275 --> 00:08:08,413 AND GOOD LUCK TO YOUR MOM IN THE HOSPITAL. 173 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:10,379 MY MOM'S IN THE HOSPITAL?! 174 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:11,517 RUN, ERIC! 175 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Eric: MOM! 176 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:16,793 WE DID A NICE THING. 177 00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:17,965 YEAH, WE DID. 178 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,793 I'll GO RACK THE BALLS. 179 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:21,724 DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER 180 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:23,586 JUST GOT BEAT BY THOSE LOSERS. 181 00:08:23,689 --> 00:08:25,896 OH, YEAH, WE STINK. 182 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,103 WANNA PLAY US FOR 20 BUCKS? 183 00:08:27,275 --> 00:08:29,000 HAH, YEAH. 184 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:31,724 ALL RIGHT, JOSH. 185 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:33,355 NOW THESE GUYS' MOMS HAVE NORMAL TONGUES, 186 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,000 SO LET'S TURN IT ON, OK? 187 00:08:35,103 --> 00:08:36,758 SO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY GOOD NOW? 188 00:08:36,931 --> 00:08:37,793 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 189 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:38,931 SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT. 190 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:40,793 OH, I GOT. 191 00:09:17,862 --> 00:09:18,862 Drake: AWESOME! 192 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:19,827 GET ME A ROOT BEER? 193 00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:20,965 HEY, SURE! 194 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,724 Both: HUG ME, BROTHER! 195 00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:51,551 ♪ I LOVE JOSH, I LOVE JOSH ♪ 196 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:55,137 ♪ YES, I DO, YES, I DO ♪ 197 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:58,620 ♪ HE'S SO GOOD AT POOL, HE'S SO GOOD AT POOL ♪ 198 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,310 HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA! 199 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,208 LOOKS HEAVY. LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT. 200 00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:03,724 IT'S JUST SOUP. 201 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:08,517 NO, THIS IS CHOWDER. THE HEAVIEST OF ALL SOUPS. 202 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:14,931 OK. NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE ALL THE ATTENTION, 203 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,103 BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 204 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,206 PROTECTING YOUR ELBOW. 205 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,172 MY ELBOW? 206 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:19,896 YOUR POOL-PLAYING ELBOW. 207 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,344 IT'S JUST AN ELBOW. 208 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:24,655 NO, THIS IS JUST AN ELBOW. 209 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:29,241 THIS IS A GIFT... FROM THE POOL GODS. 210 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:31,206 THANK YOU! 211 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:36,103 CAN I EAT MY SOUP NOW? 212 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:38,965 AH! TSK, TSK, TSK! NO UNNECESSARY BENDING! 213 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:40,448 LET ME DO THIS. 214 00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,000 AHH. 215 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,586 THANKS, TEAMMATE. 216 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:54,310 THAT'S RIGHT. EAT THE CHOWDER. 217 00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:56,310 [DOOR CLOSES] 218 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,758 HEY, GUYS! 219 00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:58,976 YOU KNOW HOW I'M ALWAYS FORGETTING 220 00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,827 YOUR MOM'S BIRTHDAY? 221 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,862 UH-HUH. YEAH. 222 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,724 WELL, CHECK THIS OUT. HUH? 223 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,000 OOH. WHOA. 224 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,000 IT'S A LIMITED EDITION 225 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,896 WHITE GOLD TENNIS BRACELET 226 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:10,206 FROM RUTHERFORD'S. 227 00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:13,206 IT EVEN HAS HER BIRTHSTONE, SEE? BLUE TOPAZ. 228 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,689 THAT'S AWESOME! SHE'LL LOVE IT! 229 00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:16,137 WON'T SHE? 230 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,758 HEY! DON'T TOUCH HIS POOL-PLAYING ARM. 231 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,310 IT'S FROM THE GODS. 232 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:33,000 HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY A LITTLE TWO-ON-TWO? 233 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:34,137 IS HE YOUR PARTNER? 234 00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:35,896 THAT'S RIGHT. 235 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,310 YEAH. THEN WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY. 236 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,034 WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM? 237 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,586 PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. 238 00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:44,034 I GUESS. 239 00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,206 HERE, I'll GET US A GAME. 240 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:47,517 NO, JOSH, LET ME... EXCUSE ME! 241 00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:50,137 ANYBODY WANT TO SHOOT SOME STICK? 242 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:53,586 COME ON, WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME POOL? 243 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:56,103 AGAINST YOU? NO THANKS, MAN. 244 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:58,896 WELL, I AM PRETTY GOOD. 245 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,827 YEAH, PRETTY GOOD AT TAKING PEOPLE'S MONEY. 246 00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:04,551 WHAT? I NEVER PLAYED ANYONE FOR MONEY. 247 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,448 HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK ABOUT MONEY? 248 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:08,793 WE PLAY POOL FOR FUN. 249 00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:12,793 GOOD, CLEAN, WHOLESOME, NOT-FOR-MONEY FUN. 250 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,620 YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST. 251 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:15,931 HUSTLERS. 252 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,000 WERE YOU BETTING ON GAMES BEHIND MY BACK? 253 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:25,000 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 254 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,172 EXCUSE ME! 255 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:30,000 IF MY BROTHER TOOK ANY OF YOUR MONEY 256 00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:32,000 IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS PLAYING POOL, 257 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,896 PLEASE RAISE YOUR HANDS. 258 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,655 CAN I GET YOU SOME CHOWDER? 259 00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:50,827 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 260 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,827 YOU HUSTLED THESE PEOPLE. 261 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:55,310 JOSH... I THOUGHT WE WERE TEAMMATES. 262 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,137 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME 263 00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:59,137 TO HAVE FUN, NOT MAKE A PROFIT! 264 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:02,206 PROFITS ARE FUN. 265 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,310 YOU USED ME, DRAKE. 266 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,862 JOSH, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU AT SCHOOL ALL DAY. 267 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,862 WHERE WERE YOU? 268 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,379 AVOIDING YOU. 269 00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:26,551 HUSTLER! 270 00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:29,827 LOOK, I'M SORRY, OK? 271 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,517 WHAT I DID WAS TOTALLY WRONG. 272 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,206 YEAH, IT WAS. 273 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:34,551 BUT I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 274 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,517 I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL CHEER YOU UP. 275 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:42,931 WHAT'S THAT? 276 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:44,034 COME HERE. 277 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:51,827 JOSH, I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. 278 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,517 UH-HUH? 279 00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,172 WILL YOU PLAY POOL WITH ME? 280 00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,586 OH, MY. 281 00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:09,137 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 282 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:14,034 THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED. 283 00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:15,758 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 284 00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:19,965 I SAY WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS BAD BOY OUT? 285 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,413 HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON? 286 00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:23,217 I'VE ALREADY GOT A COUPLE OF SUCKERS LINED UP. 287 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:26,931 YEAH, THIS BABY IS GOING TO MAKE US A LOT OF MONEY. 288 00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:29,758 WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY! 289 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,310 I AM SORRY. 290 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:33,044 I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WERE SORRY YOU GAMBLED 291 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,588 AND YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO IT ANYMORE. 292 00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:38,758 NO, I MEANT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU I WAS GAMBLING, 293 00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:41,586 AND I DEFINITELY WANT TO DO IT SOME MORE. 294 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:44,517 MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 295 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:47,448 I LOVE PLAYING POOL, BUT YOU RUINED IT 296 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,310 WITH THE GAMBLING AND THE HUSTLING 297 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:52,862 AND THE CHOWDER ASSISTANCE. 298 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,793 YOU CAN KEEP YOUR POOL CUE. 299 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,275 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH IT? 300 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,000 GIVE IT TO A HOBO!! 301 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,931 I AM NEVER PLAYING POOL AGAIN. 302 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:06,000 BUT, MAN, I NEED YOU. WE'RE A TEAM. 303 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,551 SORRY, DRAKE, THERE'S NO JOSH IN TEAM. 304 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,655 I MAY HAVE TRIPPED, 305 00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:19,689 BUT THAT DOES NOT DIMINISH THE IMPACT OF THIS EXIT! 306 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,931 HEY, JOSH? 307 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 WHAT? 308 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,931 YOU HUNGRY? YOU WANT AN ORANGE? 309 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,413 YOU LIKE ORANGES. 310 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,862 YEAH, I LIKE ORANGES. SO? 311 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,793 SO... 312 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,931 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOSH? 313 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,689 DOES IT... GIVE YOU IDEAS? 314 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:51,172 I'M NOT PLAYING POOL ANYMORE. 315 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,517 NO GAMBLING, NO HUSTLING. 316 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:56,586 ORANGES. 317 00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,724 KEEP YOUR CITRUS TO YOURSELF! 318 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:00,862 JOSH! 319 00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:06,206 JOSH, WE HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS. 320 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,724 DISCUSS WITH THE PILLOW! 321 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,482 HI, GUYS. WALTER, COME HERE, 322 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,965 YOU HAVE TO SEE WHAT I BOUGHT. 323 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:17,000 WHAT DID YOU GET? 324 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,517 YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROW. 325 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:19,758 REALLY? 326 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,000 AND THIS YEAR I DECIDED 327 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,379 TO BUY MYSELF A LITTLE PRESENT. 328 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:26,137 IS THAT WEIRD? I DON'T THINK THAT'S WEIRD. 329 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,034 LOOK. 330 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,241 IT'S A LIMITED EDITION 331 00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:31,793 WHITE GOLD TENNIS BRACELET. 332 00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,000 FROM RUTHERFORD'S. 333 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:34,758 YES! LOOK, IT EVEN HAS MY... 334 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,482 All: BIRTHSTONE. 335 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:37,931 LUCKY GUESS. 336 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:40,448 WELL, IT REALLY IS A UNIQUE BRACELET. 337 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:41,986 YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO SHOW MEGAN. 338 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,655 OK, WHERE IS SHE? 339 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,862 SOME OTHER PART OF THE HOUSE. RUN ALONG. 340 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,758 OOH, MEGAN! LOOK! 341 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,275 GUYS, I HAVE TO GO WORK. 342 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:52,148 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET YOUR MOM ANOTHER GIFT. 343 00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:53,344 DO ME A FAVOR. 344 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,551 GO OUT AND GET SOMETHING ELSE, WILL YOU? 345 00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:57,827 HERE. SOMETHING GOOD. 346 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,379 LIKE WHAT? 347 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,251 OH, I DON'T KNOW. GET HER... GET HER SOME TOOTHPASTE. 348 00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:02,724 SHE'S ALWAYS USING TOOTHPASTE. 349 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,413 DAD, THERE'S $200 HERE. 350 00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:09,241 WELL... GET HER SOME MOUTHWASH, TOO. 351 00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:11,000 I'M JUST A MAN!! 352 00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:20,068 WHERE ARE WE? YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING? 353 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,655 YEAH, IT'S A SHORTCUT. 354 00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,458 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK MOM WANTS FOR HER BIRTHDAY? 355 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,344 [SOUND OF BILLIARDS] 356 00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:26,620 HEY, IS THAT A POOL HALL? 357 00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:29,103 GEEZ, WILL YOU STOP BADGERING ME? 358 00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:32,241 I TOLD YOU, I AM NEVER PLAYING POOL AGAIN. 359 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:35,551 WHAT, I JUST NOTICED THE POOL HALL, HONESTLY. 360 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,827 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. 361 00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:39,310 I DON'T LIKE HUSTLING, AND I DON'T LIKE LYING, 362 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,931 BUT SINCE YOU WANT TO PLAY POOL SO BAD, FINE. 363 00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,034 WE'LL PLAY POOL. 364 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,896 SERIOUSLY? YOU'LL PLAY POOL? 365 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 YEAH. IT'LL KILL ME INSIDE, 366 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,251 BUT IF YOU CAN LIVE WITH THAT... 367 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,551 OH, I CAN LIVE WITH IT! 368 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,931 I MEAN, I'll JUST PUT ASIDE ALL MY MORALS. 369 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:54,344 AND EVERYTHING I STAND FOR, BUT IF YOU CAN JUST TELL ME... 370 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:56,655 HEY! YOU COMING OR WHAT? 371 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,620 [R&B PLAYING] 372 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,206 OH, YEAH, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY HERE. 373 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:11,624 DRAKE, IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS, 374 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,482 WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS MY WAY. 375 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:14,655 DUDE, NO OFFENSE, 376 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:16,004 BUT THIS AIN'T THE MOVIE THEATER. 377 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:18,137 WHEN IT COMES TO POOL, THESE GUYS DON'T MESS AROUND. 378 00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:20,413 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 379 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:21,551 TIME TO HUSTLE. 380 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,344 UH, FIRST RULE, 381 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,862 DON'T EVER ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD, "HUSTLE." 382 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,206 GOTCHA. 383 00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:34,206 WELL, HERE I AM, FIRST TIME PLAYING THE POOLS. 384 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:37,689 NOW I BETTER GO GET ME ONE OF THOSE POOL BATS. 385 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,517 JOSH, YOU MAY WANT TO COOL IT A LITTLE. 386 00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:53,413 DON'T WORRY. I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. 387 00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,068 ALL RIGHT, RACK 'EM UP. 388 00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:05,275 I DO HIT THIS WHITE ONE, RIGHT, DRAKE? 389 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,137 YEAH. 390 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:17,172 OH, SORRY, FELLAS. I'M NOT TOO GOOD, 391 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:21,000 AND IT'S HARD TO SHOOT WITH ALL THIS MONEY IN MY POCKET. 392 00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,551 JOSH, SERIOUSLY, DON'T OVERDO IT! 393 00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:25,586 YOU BOYS LOOKING FOR A GAME? 394 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:26,586 NO, SIR. 395 00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:28,000 YEAH, WE ARE. 396 00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:29,113 BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY, 397 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:30,586 WHAT DO YOU LARGE GENTLEMEN 398 00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:32,241 SAY WE MAKE IT INTERESTING? 399 00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,034 JOSH, NOT THEM. 400 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:37,206 RELAX. HOW MUCH? 401 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,517 20 BUCKS. 402 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:39,931 $20? 403 00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:42,103 YEAH, GUYS, I MEAN $20, THAT SEEMS KIND OF HIGH. 404 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:45,379 I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN 200! 405 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,620 JOSH! 406 00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:51,620 OK, TWO BILLS IT IS. 407 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:54,872 THAT'S THE MONEY FOR MOM'S PRESENT. 408 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,068 WE CAN'T GAMBLE WITH THAT. 409 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,931 MAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THESE GUYS? 410 00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,482 TOTAL CHUMPS. 411 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:03,551 HEY, BALDY, WITH THE SKULL ON YOUR ARM. 412 00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:05,103 YOU CAN BAT FIRST. 413 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:16,103 [LAUGHING] 414 00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:19,310 AAH! 415 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:20,448 YOU'RE UP. 416 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:25,482 WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 417 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,448 SO HERE GOES NOTHING. 418 00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:35,896 SAY, PERHAPS I HAVE A KNACK FOR THIS GAME. 419 00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:55,896 AHH. WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 420 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,517 ONLY ONE BALL LEFT FOR ME TO SINK. 421 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,551 Josh: WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 422 00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:09,517 WE WON. THAT WAS FUN, HUH? 423 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:14,000 NOW I BELIEVE THE BET WAS $200? 424 00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:17,241 YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? FORGET ABOUT THE MONEY. IF YOU WANT. 425 00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:19,655 OR YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU COULD SEND US A CHECK. 426 00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:22,896 OR NOT. SEND US NOTHING. NOTHING WOULD BE GREAT. 427 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:24,344 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 428 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,344 I JUST KICKED THESE LOSERS' BUTTS. 429 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:29,379 200! FORK IT OVER, FRANKENSTEIN! 430 00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:32,000 I'll GIVE YOU 200 TO STOP TALKING! 431 00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:35,931 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M THINKING YOU PUNKS JUST HUSTLED US. 432 00:21:36,068 --> 00:21:38,517 WHAT? US? HUSTLE YOU? NO, NO, NO. 433 00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,551 I MEAN, WE'RE JUST KIDS, WE'RE STUPID. 434 00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:42,529 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD "HUSTLE" MEANS. 435 00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:45,000 THAT'S HOW STUPID WE ARE. SO, SO STUPID. 436 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:46,896 LENNY, LOCK THE DOOR. 437 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,655 LENNY, LENNY, NO NEED TO LOCK ANYTHING. 438 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:49,758 WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE. 439 00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:51,172 NOT WITHOUT MY 200! 440 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,620 YOU'RE KILLING US! 441 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,896 Both: UNH! 442 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,413 YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO HUSTLERS AROUND HERE, KID? 443 00:21:57,551 --> 00:21:59,344 LOOK, I'M SORRY! I'M SO, SO SORRY! 444 00:21:59,517 --> 00:22:01,286 YEAH, WE TRIED TO HUSTLE YOU, AND WE SHOULDN'T HAVE. 445 00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:03,620 MY BROTHER TRIED TO TELL ME, BUT I WOULDN'T LISTEN. 446 00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:05,862 AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT, BUT I SWEAR ON MY FACE 447 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,068 IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS NOT TO STAB US, 448 00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:11,103 I'll NEVER HUSTLE YOU OR ANYONE EVER, EVER AGAIN, EVER. 449 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:16,931 OK. CHIP, RONNIE, I THINK HE LEARNED HIS LESSON. 450 00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:17,931 HA HA HA! 451 00:22:18,034 --> 00:22:19,206 JUST IN TIME, TOO. 452 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:20,493 I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO PEE IN HIS PANTS! 453 00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:21,877 OH, HOW GREAT WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN! 454 00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,931 [WHINES] 455 00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,931 WHAT IS GOING ON? 456 00:22:29,379 --> 00:22:32,586 LOOKS LIKE THE HUSTLER JUST GOT HUSTLED. 457 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,793 WAIT A MINUTE, THIS WHOLE THING WAS A SETUP? 458 00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:37,344 YOU KNOW THESE GUYS? 459 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:38,586 YEAH, I DO. 460 00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:41,620 DRAKE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET CHIP AND RONNIE. 461 00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:43,275 MY OLD CAMP COUNSELLORS. 462 00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:47,758 HA HA. WHERE DID YOU GO TO CAMP?! 463 00:22:47,862 --> 00:22:49,206 NOT THE POINT. 464 00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:51,724 I JUST TAUGHT YOU A LESSON IN THE EVILS OF GAMBLING. 465 00:22:51,862 --> 00:22:53,000 EVILS!! 466 00:22:53,068 --> 00:22:54,068 OK, I GET IT. 467 00:22:54,103 --> 00:22:55,241 GOOD. 468 00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:56,862 SO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY A REAL GAME? 469 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,448 NO, THANKS. WE'VE GOT TO GO GET OUR MOM A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 470 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:02,827 OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER? 471 00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:04,758 I DON'T KNOW. 472 00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:07,241 YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH JEWELRY. 473 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,379 YEAH. 474 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:10,034 COME ON, LET'S GO. 475 00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:12,206 IS THAT A BLUE TOPAZ STONE? 476 00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:14,586 YUP. SET IN WHITE GOLD. 477 00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:16,379 MATCHES MOM'S NEW BRACELET. 478 00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:19,034 YEAH, TOTALLY. WOULD YOU SELL IT FOR 200 BUCKS? 479 00:23:19,137 --> 00:23:23,310 OH, I'D BE TAKING A LOSS, BUT... FOR YOU. 480 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,931 OH, THANKS, CHIP. 481 00:23:30,551 --> 00:23:33,241 YEAH, WELL, WE REALLY SHOULD GET GOING. 482 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,344 SO I HOPE WE DIDN'T 483 00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:35,586 SCARE YOU TOO BAD, KID. 484 00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:36,976 YEAH, WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT 485 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,310 OUR FAVORITE LITTLE CAMPER. 486 00:23:39,482 --> 00:23:41,172 NO, THAT'S COOL. I WASN'T THAT SCARED. 487 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,724 BOO! AAH! 488 00:23:44,103 --> 00:23:46,448 HA HA HA. 489 00:23:56,758 --> 00:23:59,551 HELLO, PERFECT POSITION FOR A CUE BALL. 490 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:02,137 5, 2, I DON'T LIKE YOU. 491 00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:10,724 EIGHTBALL, MEET POCKET. 492 00:24:10,862 --> 00:24:12,793 POCKET, MEET EIGHTBALL. 493 00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:15,793 WHAT'S UP NOW? 494 00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:17,655 HA HA, THAT'S MY BROTHER! 495 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:21,241 MMM! 3 F1 3 F1 33216

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