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AHH, MUSIC.
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AHH, CHEESE.
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IF I WAS STRANDED ON AN ISLAND,
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AND I COULD ONLY
BRING 1,000 THINGS,
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I'D BRING THESE
HEADPHONES, THAT STEREO,
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AND 997 CDs.
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AND A GIRL.
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IT'S NOT THAT I LIKE
EATING CHEESES THAT MUCH,
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I JUST LIKE LOOKING AT THEM,
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SNIFFING THEM, FEELING THEM.
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DO YOU KNOW THAT JOSH
SOMETIMES FEELS CHEESE?
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THERE ARE SO MANY
DIFFERENT KINDS.
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THERE'S SO MUCH
COOL MUSIC OUT THERE.
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YOU GOT POP, YOU
GOT BLUES, HIP-HOP.
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YOU GOT MOZZARELLA,
YOU GOT SWISS, COTTAGE.
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HEAVY METAL, PUNK.
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PARMESAN, STRING.
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JAZZ. FETA.
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R&B.
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AND, OF COURSE, MY
NUMBER-ONE CHEESE...
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AND MY FAVORITE
MUSIC, ROCK'N'ROLL.
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CHEDDAR.
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CHEDDAR!
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YOU KNOW, JOSH ISN'T REALLY
INTO MUSIC THE WAY I AM.
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YOU KNOW, DRAKE DOESN'T
SHARE MY LOVE OF CHEESES.
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Both: OH, WELL. HIS LOSS.
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AHH, MUSIC.
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AHH, CHEESE.
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[BELL RINGS]
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OH, VALERIE.
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MANDY.
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MANDY, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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EXCUSE ME, BUT WOULD YOU
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BY ANY CHANCE BE A CHEERLEADER?
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HOW DID YOU GUESS?
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WAS IT MY POMPOMS?
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MY UNIFORM?
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OH, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T
EVEN NOTICE THAT UNIFORM.
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I GUESS I WAS TOO BUSY
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LOOKING AT YOUR INCREDIBLE EYES.
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INCREDIBLE EYES.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
ONLY THE FOURTH GUY
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TO TRY THAT LINE ON ME TODAY.
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OH, YEAH?
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HOW DID IT WORK
OUT FOR THE FIRST 3?
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NOT AS WELL AS IT'S
WORKING FOR YOU.
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HEY, BROTHER, I'VE
GOT TO SHOW YOU
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THIS REALLY COOL MAGIC TRICK.
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NOT THE TIME, JOSH.
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NOT THE TIME? IT'S
ALWAYS MAGIC TIME!
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HI, CHEERLEADER. HOLD THIS EGG.
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JOSH, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF...
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STUDENTS AND FACULTY!
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GATHER ROUND TO
WITNESS THE AMAZING JOSHO
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MAKE THE EGG OF A
CHICKEN DISAPPEAR.
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JUST KILL ME.
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FIRST, I WILL COVER THE EGG.
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NOW, IF I CAN JUST
GET THE MAGIC WORD
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FROM MY LOVELY ASSISTANT?
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I DON'T KNOW THE MAGIC WORD.
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I WAS TALKING TO DRAKE.
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JOSH, I DON'T WANT TO SAY...
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SAY THE MAGIC WORD.
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SAY IT. YOU KNOW
YOU WANT TO SAY IT.
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COME ON, SAY THE MAGIC WORD.
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PLEASE, JUST SAY
IT. SAY IT, PLEASE.
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JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORD.
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JOSH-A-KAZAAM.
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LOUDER, SO THE EGG CAN HEAR IT.
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FINE. JOSH-A-KAZAAM.
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THANKS.
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1, 2, 3!
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TA-DA.
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OH!
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GOOD TRICK, JOSH.
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YOU MADE A
CHEERLEADER DISAPPEAR.
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BUT MY TRICK WORKED
PERFECTLY AT HOME.
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT, JOSH.
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DOING TRICKS AT
SCHOOL, IT'S... IT'S...
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IT'S WHAT?
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IT'S NOT COOL.
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WOW. AND ALL THIS TIME, I
THOUGHT I WAS THE COOLIEST.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF
THING I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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SO HOW DO I FIX ME?
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WELL, BEING COOL, IT'S
JUST AN ATTITUDE, RIGHT?
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HERE, CHECK THIS OUT.
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HMM. HEY, DRAKE, LOOKING COOL.
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YOU SEE?
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OH, YEAH.
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HERE, WATCH ME.
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Drake: JOSH.
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OHH.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
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HERE, SEE THAT SIGN?
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WHAT? I'M ALREADY
IN THE SPANISH CLUB.
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I HAPPEN TO BE TREASURER
AND VICE "PRESIDENTE."
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I WAS POINTING AT THAT SIGN.
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FOOTBALL TRY-OUTS?
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"SI!"
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I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT
REALLY THE FOOTBALL TYPE.
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BUT IF YOU BECOME
THE FOOTBALL TYPE,
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THAT'S THE KIND OF THING
THAT WILL UP YOUR COOL.
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HUH. I DO WANT MY COOL UPPED.
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JOSH.
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[SIGHS]
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HOW ABOUT PAINTING
ON THE WEEKENDS?!
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪
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♪ BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND
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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE
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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪
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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
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♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN'
YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND
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♪ WHOO
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[LAUGHING]
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MEGAN!
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YEAH?
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I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
IN OUR ROOM, SO JUST...
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ARE YOU READING MY E-MAIL?
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WAIT, HANG ON A SEC.
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MEGAN, READING SOMEONE'S
E-MAIL IS AGAINST THE LAW.
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IT'S A VIOLATION OF PRIVACY.
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CALM DOWN. IT'S JOSH'S E-MAIL.
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OH, COOL.
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WHERE IS JOSH ANYWAY?
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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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MUST STILL BE AT
FOOTBALL TRY-OUTS.
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HA HA! COME ON,
SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS HE?
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UNH!
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OW OW OW!
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OHH.
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WHOA, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
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THANKS.
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AND YOU HAVE 5 NEW E-MAILS.
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WAIT, HOW DID SHE
KNOW HOW MANY E-MAILS...
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FORGET ABOUT THAT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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FOOTBALL HAPPENED TO ME.
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FIRST I GOT TACKLED.
THEN I GOT TRAMPLED.
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AND I'M PRETTY SURE
SOMEONE BIT MY ANKLE.
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ALL RIGHT, SO YOU
DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM.
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WE'LL JUST FIND ANOTHER
WAY TO MAKE YOU COOL.
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OH, I MADE THE TEAM.
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YOU DID?!
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YEAH. CHECK IT OUT.
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NO WAY! THAT'S SO COOL!
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YEAH, IT IS.
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MY BROTHER, YOU ARE LOOKING
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AT BELLEVIEW HIGH
SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM'S
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BRAND-NEW EQUIPMENT MANAGER!
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EQUIPMENT MANAGER!
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JOSH, BEING THE
EQUIPMENT MANAGER
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ISN'T COOL.
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BUT I'M ON THE TEAM.
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NO, YOU WORK FOR THE TEAM.
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WHICH IS UNCOOL.
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WELL, IF I'M SO UNCOOL,
EXPLAIN HOW I HAVE THIS!
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A BAG OF DIRTY LAUNDRY?
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THE DIRTY LAUNDRY
OF FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
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OH, JOSH.
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AT THIS POINT, I THINK
YOU'RE BETTER OFF
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GOING BACK TO YOUR MAGIC TRICKS.
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NO WAY. THE TEAM NEEDS ME.
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I HAVE LOTS OF RESPONSIBILITIES.
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I MEAN, WHO DO YOU THINK
TAKES CARE OF THE COSTUMES?
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UNIFORMS, JOSH, UNIFORMS!
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WHATEVER. I THINK BEING
EQUIPMENT MANAGER IS COOL.
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I GET TO BE ON THE TEAM AND
NOBODY SNACKS ON MY ANKLES.
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I
HAVE COSTUMES TO WASH.
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OH, THAT'S RIPE!
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HEY, COACH DAVIS.
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I POSTED THE PRACTICE SCHEDULES,
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POLISHED THE FOOTBALLS,
AND MOWED THE END ZONE.
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ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO?
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YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE SOME BROWNIES?
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WHY BROWNIES?
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WHY NOT!
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OK. BUT DON'T YOU
THINK FOOTBALL PLAYERS
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SHOULD BE SNACKING ON
SOMETHING MORE NUTRITIOUS?
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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DO YOU WANT TO BE THE COACH?
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.
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NO, SERIOUSLY,
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DO YOU WANT TO BE THE COACH?
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'CAUSE I HATE THIS JOB.
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I WANTED TO BE A SINGER.
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LOOK AT ME. DO I
LOOK LIKE A SINGER?
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Players: NO.
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NO!
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I LOOK LIKE A MAN
LIVING A WASTED LIFE!
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SOME BROWNIES, THEN?
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YEAH, BROWNIES ARE GOOD.
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[BELL RINGS]
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OH, HEY, DRAKE, YOU GOT A SEC?
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YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
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YOU KNOW MY OLDER
BROTHER NEAL, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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YEAH, WELL, HE GOES
TO SAN DIEGO STATE NOW,
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AND HIS FRATERNITY'S
THROWING THIS HUGE PARTY.
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OH, SOUNDS COOL.
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YEAH. AND I HEAR
YOU HAVE A BAND?
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I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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DO YOU THINK YOUR BAND WILL
WANT TO PLAY AT THE PARTY?
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AT A COLLEGE PARTY?
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YUP. WITH COLLEGE GIRLS.
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GIG PAYS 100 BUCKS.
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COLLEGE PARTY,
COLLEGE GIRLS, MONEY.
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YEAH, I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT.
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SWEET.
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HEY, BROTHER.
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OH, NO, NOT NOW!
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WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?
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LADY FELLA.
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WHAT'S UP.
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I TELL YOU WHAT'S UP. FOOTBALL!
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YOU'RE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM?
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WELL, ACTUALLY...
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YES, OH, YES. MY BROTHER JOSH
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IS DEFINITELY ON
THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
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IN FACT, GO LONG, JOSH.
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NOW.
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YEAH. I GUESS THIS EQUIPMENT'S
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NOT GOING TO MANAGE ITSELF.
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I SEE. YOU'RE THE
EQUIPMENT MANAGER.
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JOSH, I MAY NEED
ANOTHER NECK RUB.
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OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM,
BRO. I'll JUST GET YOU...
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OH!
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ARE YOU OK? I'M SO SORRY!
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I'M FINE. LET'S GO, MARK.
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LATER.
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WAIT! WHAT ABOUT
THE COLLEGE PARTY?
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COLLEGE PARTY? I'M SO THERE!
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YEAH, I THINK IT WAS CANCELED.
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NECK RUB?
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HEY, JOSH.
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WHAT'S UP, MEGS?
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OOH, MAKING BROWNIES?
CAN I LICK THE SPOON?
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AH! THERE WILL BE NO
SPOON-LICKING IN MY KITCHEN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?
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00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,586
I HAVE DREAMS.
244
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,137
AND SOMETIMES IN THOSE DREAMS,
245
00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:30,448
THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU.
246
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,586
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
247
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,724
MAKING BROWNIES
FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
248
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,206
OH, THAT'S COOL, JOSH.
249
00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:55,689
MAYBE AFTERWARDS YOU CAN
KNIT THEM SOME PRETTY SWEATERS.
250
00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:00,344
Josh: NOT JUST ANY BROWNIES.
251
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,217
YOU KNOW HOW MOM MAKES
THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE ONES?
252
00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:03,137
Drake: YEAH?
253
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,793
WELL, I MULTIPLIED
THE RECIPE BY 3.
254
00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:08,068
THAT'S TRIPLE THE
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE.
255
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,172
Drake: THAT'S TRIPLE
THE DOUBLE UNCOOLNESS.
256
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,458
Josh: WELL, I THINK
WE KNOW SOMEONE.
257
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,275
WHO'S NOT GETTING ONE
RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN.
258
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:23,965
HEY, MR. EQUIPMENT MANAGER,
259
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,079
TREVOR'S WAITING IN HIS CAR.
260
00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:26,148
YOU WANT A RIDE HOME OR NOT?
261
00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:27,586
IN A MINUTE. I'VE
JUST GOT TO FINISH
262
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,596
PUMPING UP THESE FOOTBALLS,
AND THEN I... Coach: NICHOLS!
263
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,241
YEAH, COACH DAVIS?
264
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,493
WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO FOR...
265
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,103
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
266
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:36,000
WHAT? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
267
00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:39,241
YOUR BROWNIES!
LOOK WHAT THEY DID!
268
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,413
[GROANING]
269
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,034
DID YOU DO SOMETHING
TO MY BROWNIES?
270
00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:47,586
YEAH, JOSH, I LIVE TO
SABOTAGE BAKED GOODS.
271
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:50,275
COACH, YOU BETTER
CHECK ON WITHERSPOON.
272
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,482
HE'S REALLY BAD.
273
00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,758
WITHERSPOON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
274
00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:56,241
[COUGHS]
275
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,000
HOW MANY BROWNIES DID YOU EAT?
276
00:12:58,034 --> 00:13:00,172
17.
277
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,586
AND I THINK YOU'RE
ABOUT TO SEE THEM AGAIN.
278
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,724
ALL RIGHT, SOMEBODY
GET THIS BOY A BUCKET.
279
00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:07,482
I JUST CLEANED THE BUCKETS.
280
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:10,206
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
281
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,724
NO GAME TOMORROW NIGHT,
282
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:12,941
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FORFEIT.
283
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:14,931
[PLAYERS PROTEST]
284
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,620
COME ON, COACH
DAVIS. WE CAN'T FORFEIT.
285
00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:18,137
WOULD YOU TAKE A
LOOK AT WITHERSPOON?
286
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,034
AIN'T NO WAY HE'S
PLAYING TOMORROW NIGHT.
287
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,034
AND I GOT NOBODY
ELSE TO PLAY CENTER.
288
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,517
JOSH WILL PLAY CENTER!
289
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,172
JOSH WHO?
290
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,862
JOSH YOU.
291
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:30,172
YOU'LL BE GREAT. AND COOL.
292
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:31,586
AND DEAD.
293
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,586
LINCOLN IS THE TOUGHEST
TEAM IN THE STATE.
294
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:37,068
THEY'RE ANIMALS. ANIMALS!
295
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:40,310
WILL YOU QUIT WHINING, NICHOLS?
296
00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:43,275
YOUR VOMIT BROWNIES
GOT US INTO THIS.
297
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,206
AND YOU'RE PLAYING
CENTER TOMORROW NIGHT.
298
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,206
YES!
299
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:48,413
NO.
300
00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,551
[VOMITING]
301
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:03,379
RUN! NO, PASS! DON'T PASS! PASS!
302
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:07,896
NOT THE SACK! NOT THE SACK!
303
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,758
Man on TV: UNH! THE SACK!
304
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,827
OH, THE SACK.
305
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
306
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,310
I'M TRYING TO LEARN
HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
307
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:23,448
OH. 400-7.
308
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,827
AT LEAST YOU MADE ONE TOUCHDOWN.
309
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:26,862
NO, MEGAN DID.
310
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,000
I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM,
311
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,620
SO I LET HER PLAY FOR A WHILE.
312
00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:33,310
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
VOLUNTEERED ME TO PLAY FOOTBALL!
313
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:36,068
YOU KNOW HOW EASILY I BRUISE!
314
00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,482
DUDE, I DID YOU A FAVOR.
315
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:40,758
PLAYING FOOTBALL IS WAY
COOLER THAN MANAGING EQUIPMENT.
316
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,448
AND WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE YOU'LL DO OK.
317
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,758
WE'RE PLAYING LINCOLN!
318
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,931
LAST WEEK THEY
TACKLED A GUY SO HARD,
319
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:48,000
HE HAD TO GO BACK
TO THE FOURTH GRADE!
320
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,068
SO?
321
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,758
I HATED THE FOURTH GRADE!
322
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:54,896
IT WAS MY AWKWARD STAGE.
323
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:59,034
AND THIS IS... I'M NOT PLAYING!
324
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,586
I'M TELLING COACH I QUIT!
325
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:01,586
YOU CAN'T QUIT!
326
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,655
WHY NOT?
327
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,482
BECAUSE IF YOU QUIT,
THAT MEANS WE FORFEIT.
328
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:07,241
IF WE FORFEIT, EVERYONE AT
SCHOOL IS GOING TO HATE YOU.
329
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:08,665
AND WORSE, I'M GOING
TO BE THE BROTHER
330
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,689
OF THE MOST HATED GUY IN SCHOOL.
331
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:13,310
BUT I'M NOT READY TO DIE!
332
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:16,310
I HAVEN'T SEEN PARIS!
333
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,517
THEY EAT SNAILS. THE
PEOPLE SMELL BAD.
334
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,827
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE.
335
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:23,448
PLEASE! YOU'VE GOT
TO GET ME OUT OF THIS!
336
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:24,793
I WANT TO BE COOLER,
337
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,310
BUT I CAN'T GO OUT
THERE AND PLAY
338
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:28,241
AGAINST THE TOUGHEST
TEAM IN THE STATE!
339
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,862
OK, OK.
340
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,620
HE'S THINKING! HE'S THINKING!
341
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,172
HE'S SNAPPING!
342
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,172
I GOT AN IDEA.
343
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:41,034
HE'S GOT AN IDEA!
344
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,551
OK, YOU NEED TO STOP THAT.
345
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:43,586
DONE.
346
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:50,034
OK, YOU WON'T DIE
IF YOU DON'T PLAY.
347
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,586
SO I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY?
348
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,310
OH, YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY.
349
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,344
IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO BE YOU.
350
00:15:57,896 --> 00:16:00,103
HE'S CONFUSING ME!
351
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:12,862
DRAKE.
352
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:13,931
WHAT?
353
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:16,827
BEING IN SCHOOL AT
NIGHT, IT CREEPS ME OUT.
354
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,655
REALLY?
355
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:22,068
I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT
SCHOOL DURING THE DAY.
356
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:24,068
OH, GOOD, HERE'S THE JANITOR.
357
00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:26,068
AH, YES, THE JANITOR.
358
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,862
WHY IS THAT GOOD?
359
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:30,275
BECAUSE THAT'S NOT
JUST ANY JANITOR.
360
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,758
THAT'S ZEKE BRAXTON.
361
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,137
ZEKE BRAXTON?
362
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,172
YEAH, HE USED TO BE A
GREAT PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER
363
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,103
UNTIL A HEAD INJURY
RUINED HIS CAREER.
364
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:39,344
AND HIS MEMORY.
365
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,482
NOW HE CAN BARELY
REMEMBER ANYTHING.
366
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,517
COME ON.
367
00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:48,586
WHO ARE YOU KIDS?
368
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,586
I'M DRAKE.
369
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,172
AND YOU ARE? JOSH.
370
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,620
AND I AM?
371
00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:56,241
ZEKE. YOU'RE ZEKE.
372
00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,482
RIGHT. AND YOU ARE?
373
00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:00,758
WE'LL TELL YOU LATER.
374
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,482
LOOK, WE HAVE A LITTLE
PROBLEM AND WE NEED YOUR HELP.
375
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:06,413
DOES IT INVOLVE BALLOONS?
376
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,448
NO.
377
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,068
ANYWAY, LOOK, TOMORROW NIGHT
378
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,903
OUR SCHOOL'S PLAYING
FOOTBALL AGAINST LINCOLN.
379
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,517
AND SINCE YOU USED
TO PLAY FOOTBALL
380
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:17,413
I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL?
381
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,482
YES. SO TOMORROW NIGHT,
382
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,896
YOU PUT ON JOSH'S UNIFORM
AND PLAY CENTER IN THE GAME.
383
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:26,172
WAIT, WHO IS THIS
"JOSH" YOU SPEAK OF?
384
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:28,137
HIM.
385
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,517
ME!
386
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,931
NICE TO MEET YOU.
387
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,862
AND YOU ARE?
388
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,551
DRAKE, THIS WILL NEVER WORK.
389
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,655
YES, IT WILL.
390
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,000
ONCE HE HAS YOUR HELMET ON,
391
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:38,344
EVERYONE WILL THINK IT'S YOU.
392
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,103
OHH.
393
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:44,517
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
ZEKE? WILL YOU DO IT?
394
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:47,965
YEAH, I'll DO IT. FOR $10,000.
395
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,241
DEAL.
396
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,275
WHAT?!
397
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,862
WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO GET $10,000?
398
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,241
HE'S NOT GOING TO REMEMBER.
399
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:54,965
WHAT IF HE DOES?
400
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,965
HEY, WHO ARE YOU KIDS,
401
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,620
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY CHOCOLATE FACTORY?
402
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,689
[WHISPERING] I
THINK THIS CAN WORK.
403
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:16,724
OK. NOW I KNOW THE LINCOLN
TEAM IS BIGGER THAN YOU,
404
00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:19,448
AND CLEARLY MORE
TALENTED THAN YOU.
405
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,379
BUT I WANT YOU KIDS
TO GO OUT THERE
406
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:24,931
AND WIN THIS GAME!
407
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:28,413
WHY? BECAUSE IF WE
MAKE THE PLAYOFFS,
408
00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:33,413
THE PRINCIPAL PROMISED
ME A USED KARAOKE MACHINE.
409
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:36,172
AND YOU GUYS KNOW I
WANTED TO BE A SINGER, RIGHT?
410
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:37,931
Players: YEAH.
411
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,000
SO I NEED THIS KARAOKE MACHINE.
412
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:42,482
I'VE GOT NOTHING
ELSE TO LIVE FOR.
413
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:43,965
NOTHING!
414
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
HANDS IN.
415
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,137
1, 2, 3!
416
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:50,172
[PLAYERS YELLING]
417
00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,758
[YELLING]
418
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,413
OH!
419
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,068
FINALLY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
420
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,551
I COULDN'T FIND ZEKE ANYWHERE!
421
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:11,068
WHO'S ZEKE?
422
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,068
YOU ARE.
423
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:13,448
GIVE HIM YOUR JERSEY.
424
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,803
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO, RIGHT?
425
00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:17,103
CORN ON THE COB!
426
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:21,034
YOU REALLY THINK
THIS IS GOING TO WORK?
427
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:23,241
TOTALLY! ZEKE PLAYS,
EVERYONE THINKS IT'S YOU,
428
00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:24,689
YOU'RE INSTANTLY COOL.
429
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:25,689
Coach: HEY, WHERE'S NICHOLS?
430
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:26,793
GET OUT THERE!
431
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,793
PLAY YOUR HEART OUT,
ZEKE! MAKE ME LOOK GOOD!
432
00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:31,103
ALL RIGHT. UNH! HELP!
433
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:34,068
OK, 1-2-3, PULL!
434
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:36,137
FEELS GOOD.
435
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,586
YEAH, IT DOES.
436
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:39,620
[YELLING]
437
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,586
[BANG]
438
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,586
SHOWER.
439
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,620
[YELLING]
440
00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:48,827
HEY.
441
00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:50,551
ZEKE! THE GAME!
442
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,034
WHAT GAME?
443
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:54,379
JUST RUN THAT WAY
AND PLAY FOOTBALL.
444
00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,586
I'll DO IT!
445
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,620
[YELLING]
446
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,862
CORN ON THE COB?
447
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,034
I DON'T KNOW.
448
00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,482
HOW IS HE, DOC? CAN HE PLAY?
449
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:13,034
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.
450
00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:14,655
HE'S GOT A PRETTY
BAD CONCUSSION.
451
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,275
I SHOULD GO NOTIFY HIS PARENTS.
452
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,241
OK, DOC.
453
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,931
HEY, DIDN'T YOU
WANT TO BE A SINGER?
454
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:20,965
GO!!
455
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:29,344
OH, WELL, SO MUCH FOR
MY USED KARAOKE MACHINE.
456
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:31,413
I'VE GOT TO TELL THE REST
WE'RE GOING TO FORFEIT.
457
00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:41,379
ZEKE, ARE YOU OK?
458
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:42,379
UNH!
459
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,448
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
460
00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:46,931
YEAH. I GOT HIT SO HARD,
461
00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:49,448
IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW.
462
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:52,827
I'M ZEKE BRAXTON.
463
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,655
I'M A JANITOR!
464
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,172
I'M A JANITOR.
465
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:06,862
HEY, YOU GUYS
OWE ME 10,000 BUCKS.
466
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:14,379
OH, WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M ON.
467
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:16,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
468
00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:18,275
IF I DON'T PLAY, WE FORFEIT.
469
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,000
WHO CARES? YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO OUT THERE.
470
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:21,217
EVERYBODY ALREADY
THINKS YOU PLAYED.
471
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,206
YOU'RE COOL.
472
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,448
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.
473
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,517
IT'S ABOUT THE TEAM.
I'VE GOT TO PLAY.
474
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:26,931
NOW HURRY, HELP ME.
475
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,172
MAN, IT'S LINCOLN. YOU'RE GOING
TO GET MURDERED OUT THERE.
476
00:21:33,206 --> 00:21:35,206
YEAH, PROBABLY.
477
00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:39,000
BUT I CAN'T LET MY TEAMMATES
AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.
478
00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:40,482
I'VE GOT TO DO THIS.
479
00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:44,965
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?
480
00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,344
YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.
481
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:54,000
THE COOLIEST?
482
00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:56,724
DON'T RUIN IT.
483
00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:59,068
RIGHT.
484
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,103
WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
485
00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:05,000
[YELLING]
486
00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:10,034
HEY, IF I DON'T COME BACK...
487
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:15,620
REMEMBER ME AS I WAS.
488
00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:18,034
WILL DO, BROTHER.
489
00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:20,068
[YELLING]
490
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,034
[CHEERING]
491
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,241
YOU DID IT, JOSH! YOU DID IT!
492
00:22:29,275 --> 00:22:30,689
AWESOME.
493
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,068
WHAT DID I DO?
494
00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:34,586
YOU SCORED THE
WINNING TOUCHDOWN.
495
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,689
REALLY?
496
00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:40,482
WAIT. BUT I THOUGHT THAT
GUY FROM LINCOLN TACKLED ME.
497
00:22:40,517 --> 00:22:42,275
HE DID. BUT HE HIT YOU SO HARD
498
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:45,034
THAT HE ACTUALLY KNOCKED
YOU 20 YARDS INTO THE END ZONE.
499
00:22:45,068 --> 00:22:46,448
YOU WON THE GAME!
500
00:22:46,482 --> 00:22:50,068
HERE, KID, THIS IS FOR YOU.
501
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,620
I GET THE GAME BALL?
502
00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:54,620
HECK, YEAH, YOU DESERVE IT.
503
00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:57,724
BESIDES, A COUPLE OF YOUR
TEETH ARE LODGED IN THERE.
504
00:22:57,758 --> 00:23:00,379
BUT THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING IS, JOSH,
505
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:04,689
I'M GETTING ME A USED
KARAOKE MACHINE!
506
00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:07,862
♪ BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
507
00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:14,000
YOU DID GREAT OUT
THERE, MAN. YOU'RE A HERO.
508
00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:19,689
HEY, DRAKE, COME HERE.
509
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,758
CLOSER.
510
00:23:28,689 --> 00:23:32,413
TA-DA.
511
00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:34,655
JOSH-A-KAZAAM.
512
00:23:54,413 --> 00:23:56,310
HEY, WESTBROOK, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOUR NECK?
513
00:23:56,344 --> 00:23:57,758
MITCHELL STEPPED ON IT.
514
00:23:57,793 --> 00:23:59,448
OOH. HE'S A BIG BOY.
515
00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:01,724
I KNOW! UNH!
516
00:24:01,758 --> 00:24:03,000
IT REALLY HURTS.
517
00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:05,724
NOT A PROBLEM. SIT.
518
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:06,965
EXCUSE ME, FELLOW.
519
00:24:09,551 --> 00:24:12,586
JUST RELAX. RELAX.
520
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,724
OOH, YOU'VE GOT A
LOT OF STRESS UP HERE.
521
00:24:14,758 --> 00:24:16,079
YEAH, I'VE BEEN STUDYING
FOR MY SATs AND DRIVER'S ED...
522
00:24:16,103 --> 00:24:18,068
[CRUNCH]
523
00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:19,103
AAH!
524
00:24:20,068 --> 00:24:21,206
MMM!
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