Original subtitles

You know Living with your new step- brother .'s Not as bad as you might think

Having a new stepbrother move in .'worst thing you might think

And you wanna know the hardest part about ?sharing the room with Drake

. The worst thing about living with Josh

.sleeping in the same room

I swear Josh snore like a hobo with a . Sinus infection

. Drake mumbles in his sleep . LOUD

It's sounds kinda like................

! Try sleeping with that

But even though Drake can keep me awake at night

! I love that guy - . I'm hungry -

I mean it was preety darn nice of drake to letting me into his room

,I mean he has shown me a cool music !, And he ...... Mustard

Mustard ... ... Mustard ... Mustard

Anyway,i guess the important thing to remember about being a new stepbrother

is to be respectful of each other and ? He took my sandwich, didn't he

, Josh may snore like a HOBO

But he makes a good sandwich!

Drake!

Oh! I love this song

Hey! I'm trying to study

Why

. To learn things - . Huh! Whatever

. Stupid Amp. Still needs fixing

You sure you know . What're you doing there? - Yeah!

. Or NO

And all you Zero Gravity fans you better be listening friday night, ' ,

coz we are giving away free tickets to their concert

at the SAN DIEGO megadoooooooooo

Just be the ninth caller When you hear the barking seal

And you win front row tickets to the Zero Gravity concert and

backstage passes YEAH!

Did you hear that - Who did'nt hear that -

Zero Gravity is my favourite band .of all time

. I am gonna win those tickets . I will be the ninth caller

.Ahhhhh....... Drake? Amp's on fire

. So he uses my robe

Worked by:-VIVEK JOSHI for more drake and josh email at "vivek joshi644@gmail.com"

Translated and synced by 'VIVEK JOSHI

War of 1812 began when British sailors . Attacked a US frigate(warship)

What was the name of that frigate(warship)

What are you doing - . Practicing my dial -

I have to be the ninth caller friday night .so i can win the tickets to see ZERO GRAVITY

You can't guarentee you will be the . Ninth caller just by dialing fast

. Yeah. I am gonna need more dialers

Excuse me, everyone ? Can i have your attention please

. Drake. I am teaching! - . And you're doing a great job -

So um......this friday night i'm having aaaaa . A History party

awesome!

, So just be at my house around eightOclock . And we'll party it up

OH! and you have to bring your cellphones

Why do we need our cellphones

Ummmmm...um...beeeecoz there were no phones in 1812

And we are celebrating the good fortune . That we have them now

Oh! excuse me. Um Hello - . Sitdown, Drake -

What's up, parents

Ohhhhhh Mama, you looking goooooooood

ohhhhh! Not as good as you looking boy- . Nah you looking better -

.I say you looking better - . No,you are -

Oooooooookay. What am I missing here

Wait! am i being PUNKED!

No,thats just from this film that josh and i . saw last weekend

.Later pops

You know since we got married, you and Josh .really seem to have hit it off. - Yeah

You know maybe you should work a little harder to .bond with Drake

. C'mon, Drake and I have become really close

.... Hey, Drake! You want - . Can't talk -

Nah! You looking better

.Okaay! this is the worst party ever

Yeah, Drake. What's up with this lame party man ?

. This party is not lame - ? One bag of chips? -

! There's not even a thing to drink .Man I need a beaverage

Josh!, I told you to pass . the can around

Alright that's it

The reason for this suckish party Is that Drake need your help

..calling a radio station . so that he could win tickets to the concert

Alright

You see, Drake? If .you would be honest with people they'll understand

They won't get mad .... - ! Kill Drake -

wait....wait....wait

If you guys would please help me call the radiostation I...I promise..... later we can....

We can ...aahahhh.....

We can what? - We can watch .Yoram eating bugs.........right yoram

If it'll make me .more popular

Drake, the seal! - . Hurry hury, everyboody call 55 - Kay - Seal -

Hello? I was caller number 1 - . I'm two -

Less talk more dialing - .number six -

my battery died!

Number eight!!!!! . I'm caller number eight

And we have a winner- Who? who?caller number nine

Tell us your name lucky caller - . MEGAN PARKER

Megan!

Here come the boys. Try bonding with drake again .

Alright

Hey... Drake, you like football -Ohhhh Where is she?

Kitchen!

. Megan! - Oh hi, Drake

. Give me the phone! - No

Evil!

Youdo don't even like ZERO GRAVITY - . I don't like homework either

What? - you want the tickets? . you do my homework for a week

Sooo evil!

Oookay fine i'll do your homework .now give it

. Hello? turn that up

Okay You're the ninth caller which means , you have won two tickets and backstage passes

..to Zero Gravity - ... Awesome! This is like the greatest thing that ever happened to me -

Hold on pal! There's more. - There's more!!!!!!

, What more? - If you can answer one question you also win a vintage electric guitar

autographed by zero gravity lead guitarist, Devon Malone

What's the question?

Name the eighth from the sun

Eighth planet from the sun - ? They have eight now?

you got ten seconds - !Comeon Eighth planet from the sun

Uh....I do not know. Wait . 'They taught me a song at first grade

. Sing it - ... I do not know, I -

! Sing it ... Mercury, and Venus -

. Then Earth and Mars ... I saw Jupiter and Saturn

! Uranus and ... Neptune - ! Neptune! It's Neptune -

! You're correct. - I'm correct

I saw Mercury and then Venus saw the Earth then Mars

You're so preety

you still staring at that thing

A vintage electric guitar .autographed by Devon Malone

. Josh, I think i'm in love

Okay. But if you start making out with the thiing .I'm leaveing the room

I gotta hit the bathroom. Will you uhhhh ? Stare at it for me while i'm gone

you want me to stare at the guitar ? for you!!!!

While you pee

. I can pee in here - . I'll stare

So how's it going?

I'm Josh ...

you like music!!!!!!

Hi Drake - ... Hey, I really can't talk.....

I do not know if you like ... Golf, but there is a .....

Hold that thought

. I'll wait here

Hi, Hello

Why are you waiting outside the bathroom - . I'm bonding with Drake -

. Sounds like it's going preety well

I saw Mercury than Venus

So I just kept applying , The ointment

And eventually the rash went away

Why are you staring at the guitar - . Because Drake asked me -

. I don't see what the big deal is . It's just a guitar

, No. This is ultra cool,crazy special guitar

Doesn't sound so special to me

that's because it's not plugged in

See it's an electric guitar. You gotta plug it to . an amplifier to hear the sound

You put this in here

and then you turn it on

wow! That is a special guitar

Look at this! Look what i've done

. Yeah, that's bad

Bad? When Drake sees this he's gonna murder me

So hide it - ! Yes, I'll hide it

Oh! Pillow

Where do i hide it? - Guitar case!!

good idea

Okay, there it is

In the guitar case. Which Drake will open ! Unless i lock it

! Lock! Lock! Lock

!! Lock

Gotta get rid of the key

When Drake comes in here, ? you stay in here and back me up right?

I got your back - Alright

!Where's the guitar? See ya

Josh ....? - IIIIII......uh......uh.....

Put it away - - Why?

You wanted to leave it out and get it all ? Dusty and rust

Ever heard of mold - So where did you put the guitar?

In the case. In the Guitar case

Why are you hasseling me? - Who's hasseling you?

It's locked. - Yes

Some people care about safety

Will you just calm down and give me the key - ? what for?

To open the lock Why are you acting all freakish

I lost your key,bro

you lost the key????

Don't worry.alright I'll get you a new one . I have a Locksmith

You have A Locksmith - - Yes!

I had a lot of locks that's you know needs smithing

And you're sure you don't know where the original key is

That key.....yeah that key is long gone - ! Look mommie a key on the sidewalk -

Keep it down would you,there are people sleeping in here

Why did you bring me here - . Because you got me into this mess -

I did? Cool

Hi, you sell guitars?

Here? At guitar world! .Gee I do not know!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Sarcastic - We want a guitar of the ? lead singer of 'Zero Gravity' please

'You want a cheery red 64 star with wammy bar

Are we still speaking of guitars

Here she is? That's it

. How much? 12,000$

You have that much? - Yeah

Those are like my entire life savings . I was saveing that money to buy a tanning bed

So you wan't it ! Don't pressure me?

Yeah.........yeah here is my debit card - . Pick yourself out a case

. Well. At least I got the guitar . Now i gotta go get it signed by Devon Malone

Into the mega Dom

Where are you going?- . Zero Gravity concert

Wait a second ?You wanna build a tree house together

What

. You, me .....a house on a tree

Okay, Dr. horse,first it I was football then golf

........ And now a tree house? What's is up

Well.....see your mom feels that .you and i need to bond more

BOND? - Yeah,you know .father son interaction

Follow my lead

and see i told my friends i'll go Bowling with them, but this new girl

i've been dating want me to hang out with her

What do you think I should do

Maybe you should ask your new girlfriend to go bowling .with you and your friends

that's perfect! Thanks, Dad

she gone? - Yeah

Seeya. - Bye

Can I help you

I just need to see . Devon Malone really quick

Can't let you without a pass kid - Man,can you just ... there's Devon Malone -

There by the .... Cupcakes - ? They got cupcakes

Devon, help me! Please don't let him wack me !

. It's cool

So what you need kid

My stepbrother Drake who loves you! , He won your guitar but i plugged

it in a stupid amp and WHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM

So I spend my entire life savings on a new one , but it is not autographed

So I need is for you to autographe , so that drake doesn't hate me and make me sleep in the....

....bathtub again! What do you say?

gotta pen - ! Yeah i gotta pen -

Josh! - Drake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not what you think Just plugged it ... and

I know., Megan told me everything - Megan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look Drake ... please do not hate me, i just....

Hate you? You spent your entire life savings ? to get me a 64sender strat

Josh that is like the coolest thing . Anyone ever done for me

Holy snort that's Devon Malone .Yeah it is. Come on -

Comeon!!!!!!!!

. Devon, this is my stepbrother, Drake ... Drake,this is .....

Oh Believe me, I know who you are. I . I have learnt everything i know about guitar from watching you

Yeah? you play? - . Yeah! But i'm nowhere as great as you are

He is amazing with a guitar .He can really brings the funk

Just take good care of this one,she is special - . I here ya -

Dude don't even worry about it, I'm guarding this thing with my life baby,YEAH!

Josh! - What have I done

! I broke my hand

are you hurt? - Yes

is it your hand? - Yes

How many fingers am I holding - ! I do not care -

Get me a Doctor! Somebody get me a doctor

Would you mind taking me in the back alley ?, And beating me until i loss consciousness

It looks like we are canceling tonight - .No man the fans are already out there -

alright so you tell me where i'm gonna find , a replacement guitarist in 5 minutes

that's good and knows every song • on the list

... Right here! - Josh, they do not want me to...

you play kid? You're good? - ... I'm okay, but -

He is insanely good, and he knows . Every song that zero gravity have ever played

. 'Play bridge song' Midnight crash

What about the Devil's Paradise

Flawless. - I told you

What's the biggest croud you played - . At my highschool last year,my band played for maybe 200 kids -

Seniors. - There are 14000 out there Can you handle it?

Without wetting my pants? - . I will take that risk

Get him a bag of shirt - . Zero gravity is on in 16 seconds guys

. Are you okay? - I do not know

play good kid .just not better than me. - Never

LetsGo, letsgo! Put this on stage .

Oh thanks bro

You're on! - Thanks brother

Than go get them brother

You lied to me about ?the cupcakes didn't you

Hey could you get that? I'm on the phone

You are not on the phone

Just get it

Hey, you're that guy that manages Zero Gravity

And you kid who breaks hands

Drake here? - Yeah, hey what's up How's Devons hand

Better. He should be able to . Play tomorrow in Vegas

Anyway i stopped by because I owe you some money .playing last night

I get paid? How much?

.5,000

But i diducted the emergency room cost for devons hand .

Still leaves you $1250

Thanks for helping us out, Drake You're Good! The band was on fire last night

Hey maybe i should crush Devons hand more often

Yeah! don't do that

See you guys

Okay,this could not have gone more perfect

I won a vintage guitar I got to meet Devon Malone

And I get to play with my favorite band .in front of 14,000 people

And you get 1250 bucks there

Nah you do . No. You earned it -

Dude i gotta live out the dream. The least . I can do is give you back the money you put out for the guitar

Thanks, Drake. But this is $ 50 more . than I spent

Yeah get yourself a decent haircut

Wow ... ... $ 1,250

I'm getting me a tanning bed

And I'm gonna kick back and relax like all good . Rock stars shouldo

What's this. My maths homework

This week's fractions

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