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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:12,571 Musique sacr�e 2 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:27,890 - - - 3 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,373 Waouh... 4 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:41,569 - - - 5 00:00:41,820 --> 00:01:13,575 - - - 6 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:18,012 Bruit de vagues et de respiration 7 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:35,810 - - - 8 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,933 Long soupir 9 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:49,168 Petits g�missements 10 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:52,691 Ballade romantique 11 00:01:53,060 --> 00:02:07,612 - - - 12 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:09,777 Soupir de plaisir 13 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:17,410 - - - - - - 14 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:18,655 Viens ! 15 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:23,969 - - - 16 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:25,295 Viens ! 17 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:30,177 Soupir d'extase 18 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:34,217 Petits cris de jouissance 19 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:35,690 Ah ! 20 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,131 Ah... c'est l'Australie, �a. 21 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:42,409 Musique de surfer 22 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:44,298 - - - 23 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:45,895 Salut Bodhi ! 24 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:53,416 - - - 25 00:02:55,700 --> 00:03:26,693 - - - 26 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:27,890 Ah ouais... 27 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,490 *Salut Bra�ce ! 28 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,651 *�a farte ? Salut, �a farte ? 29 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:35,016 Pr�t pour la le�on de casse ? Compl�tement. 30 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:36,932 Jambe gauche fl�chie, droite tendue, 31 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,738 ...comme pour pisser dans un bocal. 32 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:41,210 Avec le bras, tu pars du nord ouest au sud est... 33 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:44,133 ...sans toucher la Corse. Et tu casses... 34 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:48,009 �a marche aussi � l'envers. Et tu casses... 35 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:51,411 Variante: Double. Et tu casses et tu casses... 36 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,458 Enfin, pour casser en louced�: 37 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,498 Le baby casse ! Et tu baby casses... 38 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,300 A y est, tu sais casser. Ben oui, je sais. 39 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,696 Musique de surfer 40 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:16,418 - - - 41 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:18,691 Vrombissement et p�piements 42 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:23,099 - - - 43 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:25,336 Tous les matins ! 44 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,895 Bonne vague, Bra�ce ! 45 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,457 Musique de surfer 46 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:44,097 - - - 47 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,655 Bonjour ! Salut, �a farte ? 48 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:52,329 - �a farte ! 49 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:59,898 Th�me musical 50 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:10,898 - - - 51 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,932 Son de cloches Tu d�gages, s'il te pla�t ? 52 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,296 Attends, tu fais mal... Oh ! 53 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,212 D�gage, c'est chiant aussi. 54 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:26,020 Je fais comment l� ? Je voudrais passer. 55 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:27,852 Ouais... voil�, encore. 56 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:29,375 Et voil� ! 57 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:35,095 Acclamations 58 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,610 - Bra�ce ! - Salut Bra�ce ! 59 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,578 Salut les Bee Gees, �a farte ? 60 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:41,094 �a farte ? �a farte ! 61 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,932 Staying alive. Ouais. 62 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,330 Salut Bra�ce. �a va, V�rona�que ? 63 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:48,538 Quand je te vois, oui. Voici ma cousine. 64 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:49,810 Bonjour. 65 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:52,849 Souffle puissant 66 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,694 Salut. Marjorie. 67 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:57,095 C'est pas grave. 68 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:01,291 T'es tr�s jolie, tu sens tr�s bon. 69 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:02,490 Merci. 70 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:06,620 - Assieds-toi. - Je suis ravie de te voir. 71 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:07,815 Ton dos, �a va ? 72 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,095 Chute En vacances ? 73 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:10,978 Vous �tes fou ? Depuis hier. 74 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,131 - Combien de fois je t'ai dit... 75 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,577 ...de pas te garer ici ? 3, 4 fois, ce sera la 5e. 76 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,134 Rires 77 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:20,451 Bonjour mon cochonnet. Salut Josie. 78 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:21,610 �a va ? Oui. 79 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,493 - H� ! Et ta vague ? 80 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:27,096 Pas de swell, le vent souffle "on shore", c'est mort. 81 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:28,932 Comme d'hab. Y'a une "Yellow"... 82 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:29,851 ...ce soir. 83 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,459 Une quoi ? "Yellow": Jaune. 84 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:32,849 J'avais compris. 85 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,054 Tu connais les Nuits Blanches... 86 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:36,335 ...� Saint-Trop ? Ici, 87 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,173 ...elles sont jaunes et c'est chez moi. 88 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,297 Open bar toute la nuit, ambiance de folie, 89 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:42,849 ...culotte facultative, sortie d�finitive. 90 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:44,889 Je te laisse r�fl�chir. 91 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:47,735 Allez, je glisse. 92 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:49,698 Bye. A ce soir, mon Bra�ce. 93 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,578 Tchou ! - Ciao, mon poisson. 94 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:52,855 Ciao. 95 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:54,693 Vrombissement 96 00:06:57,260 --> 00:07:00,058 Chaque matin, je casse le vent, je fais chier les gens, 97 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,052 ...�a me purifie, c'est important. 98 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:06,213 Y a des surfeurs � Nice ? Y en a qu'un. 99 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,131 H�, Mario ! 100 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:11,049 Je fais une Yellow, �a te dirait de... pas venir ? 101 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:12,489 Rire 102 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,856 Fracas Je t'ai cass� ! D�gage. 103 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:18,371 Vrombissement 104 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:21,660 Musique zen 105 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:32,897 - - - 106 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,495 Il murmure une pri�re. 107 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:40,251 - - - 108 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,178 De la vague et du surf ! 109 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,496 Musique zen 110 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:46,930 - - - 111 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:48,579 *- �a, c'est Bodhi. 112 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,931 Il se fait appeler Bodhisattva. 113 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:57,298 Style sauvage... toujours en qu�te. 114 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:58,655 En qu�te de quoi ? 115 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,208 - De la vague. 116 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:02,699 *La vague m�taphysique. 117 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,415 Musique planante 118 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:10,979 - - - 119 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:13,490 Stridulations 120 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:15,655 - - - 121 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:19,012 Yeeeaaah ! 122 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,735 Acclamations 123 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:28,539 - - - 124 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,293 - Gimme a "Y" ! - "Y" ! 125 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,212 - Gimme an "E" ! - "E" ! 126 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,019 - Gimme an "L" ! - "L" ! 127 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,012 - Gimme another "L" ! - "Other L" ! 128 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,329 Gimme an "OOOOOW" ! 129 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:41,016 - "OOOOOW" ! 130 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,495 YEEELLOOOW ! 131 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:46,373 Musique disco 132 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:51,291 - - - 133 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:52,410 Scratch 134 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:57,137 - - - 135 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,537 Kevin, �a arrache ? T'es venu avec ta m�re ? 136 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,811 Miaulement Salut Whiskas ! 137 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:05,733 T'es super glissable, ce soir. Miaulement 138 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,335 Hou, hou ! 139 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:08,890 Yellow ? 140 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:10,368 C'est le feu, ouais ! 141 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:11,530 C'est qui ? 142 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:13,733 Tu rates un truc, l�. 143 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,493 H�, tu sais... h�... 144 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,088 Birdie nam nam ! 145 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,734 Je t'ai pas invit�, c'est pour �a ! 146 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,375 Feu d'artifice Je dois te laisser. 147 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,412 J'ai plus envie de te parler. 148 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,776 C'est �a, je t'emBra�ce, tchou ! 149 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,538 Musique disco 150 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:36,613 No�mie, t'es toute moche, qu'y a-t-il ? 151 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,055 C'est Christophe. Quoi, Christophe ? 152 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:42,531 II ne m'aime plus. Tu te fais des id�es. 153 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,453 Christophe... il ne t'a jamais aim�e. 154 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,053 Fracas Rire 155 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,894 Sanglots Je t'ai cass�e... viens ! 156 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,010 Allez ! 157 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:56,739 Tu t'en fous de Christophe ! Mais je l'aime ! 158 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,618 Mais je l'aiiimeeee ! 159 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,896 Grandis un peu ! Tu bois quoi ? 160 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,408 J'ai pas soif. 161 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:06,255 Eclate-toi ! L�che-toi ! Vas-y, ondule ! Je sais pas... 162 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,452 Fais un puzzle ! Un puzzle de moi ! 163 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:10,450 A�e ! 164 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,730 Sanglots "Je l'aiiimeee" ! 165 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,660 Musique disco 166 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:19,375 - - - 167 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,138 Air d'op�ra 168 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,489 Je sors. 169 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,658 Oui, p'pa. Les ch�ques... 170 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:33,050 ...pour le traiteur sont dans mon bureau. 171 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,415 Tu demanderas... 172 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,935 ...une facture pour mes notes de frais. 173 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:38,090 Oui. 174 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:39,768 A mon nom. Oui. 175 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,455 Personne ne rentre dans mon bureau. 176 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:43,530 Compris ? II grogne. 177 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:46,453 Oui. Tu prends les ch�ques, demandes... 178 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,816 ...les factures et rends les cl�s � M�lina. 179 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,095 Compris ? Oui. 180 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:51,409 R�p�te. 181 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,819 Je prends les ch�ques... non, les cl�s ! 182 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,374 Pour prendre les ch�ques. 183 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,055 Je prends les ch... les ch�ques... non ! 184 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:03,098 Les cl�s pour ouvrir le bureau de M�li... non ! 185 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,694 C'est ton bureau. 186 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,533 Je prends les cl�s pour... 187 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:07,975 Je l'ai not�. Je prends �a. 188 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,815 C'est �a qu'il fallait... Super ! Vous d�nez o� ? 189 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,573 Vous allez du c�t� de... 190 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:16,330 Hello ! 191 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,258 Hou ! Elle est belle ! 192 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,569 Hein ? II grogne. 193 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,858 Salut p'pa, bonne soir�e, �clatez-vous. 194 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:26,178 Cris 195 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,337 Wooouuu, wou ! 196 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:32,371 M. Brice, ces personnes ne sont pas sur la liste. 197 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,655 On me demande. 198 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,170 Wooouuu ! Cris 199 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:37,370 - - - 200 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,134 - - - �a va ! Vous �tes fan ou quoi ? 201 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:41,250 Alors... 202 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,569 Toi, tu rentres. 203 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:44,416 Toi, ouais ! 204 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,412 C'est bon, �a ! Toi, oui. 205 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,175 Toi... non. 206 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,217 Brice ! Ben non. 207 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,053 Il rit. 208 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,611 Toi, oui. Bra�ce ! 209 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:55,690 Danse. 210 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,738 L�che tout, envoie ! 211 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,250 Encore, vas-y ! Laisse tomber. 212 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:02,896 Oh, regarde-moi, regarde-moi ! 213 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,017 Re-gar-de-moi ! H�, oh, ah ! 214 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,773 D�gage pour voir... 215 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:08,739 Casse-toi... Va fanculo ! 216 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,135 Vas-y, va. 217 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,974 Brouhaha �a va, �a va... toi, ouais. 218 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:16,174 Toi... attends, permutez, je pr�f�re... 219 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,057 ...toi. 220 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,775 Brice ! Je m'en fous... ouais ! 221 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:20,970 Viens ! 222 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:24,619 �a va ? Hein, alors ? Vous �tes... 223 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:27,255 ...sublimes ! Mais y'en a une moche. 224 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,410 Merci. 225 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,896 - De nada. Cris 226 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,177 T'habites chez tes parents ? 227 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,178 - - - 228 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,739 Oui, avec mon p�re. 229 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:44,139 - - - 230 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,015 C'est pas beau, �a. 231 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,580 - Si ! Et ta m�re ? - Ma m�re ? 232 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:51,975 Ahhh ! A�e ! 233 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,534 C'est elle, ma m�re. 234 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:59,809 Regarde-moi �a ! Douce, calme, pas une ride. 235 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,895 Quand elle est lisse comme �a, en surf... 236 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:04,812 ...on dit qu'elle est "glassy". 237 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,050 Moi, je dis... 238 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,530 ...qu'elle est..."glassy", je dis pareil en fait. 239 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,054 Je me demandais... 240 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:15,697 Quel genre de vague tu peux surfer � Nice ? 241 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,416 �a t'int�resse �a, hein ? Hum. 242 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,014 Je dirais... mon genre de vague. 243 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:26,050 Ouais... hum... Le genre de vague... 244 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:30,931 ...qui ne te laisse pas le choix, que tu ne vois qu'une fois. 245 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,574 Le genre de vague que... 246 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:38,258 Quand tu la vois, tu fais "wouah". 247 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,889 Non, pas terrible, je travaille... 248 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,255 J'ai pas fini... 249 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:45,014 ...de l'�crire, j'ai pas encore le... 250 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:48,019 Mambo 251 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,415 Je te fascine, hein ? 252 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,573 Viens, on parle de moi. 253 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:55,018 �a te fait plaisir de me conna�tre, franchement ? 254 00:13:58,780 --> 00:13:59,735 Excuse, ma belle. 255 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,095 L'Histoire m'appelle. 256 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,819 Musique disco 257 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:08,419 - - - 258 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:18,618 Cass� ! �a marche aussi avec les objets. 259 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:21,694 Casse contre casse ! Pour toi... pour moi. 260 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,091 Casse contre casse ! Encore... plus fort ! 261 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,773 Casse contre casse ! Comme �a ! 262 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,692 Casse contre casse ! C'est bon ! 263 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,339 Casse contre casse ! Ouais ! 264 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,888 Casse contre casse ! 265 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,258 Honneur au futur vaincu. 266 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,980 Vas-y... joute-moi dessus. 267 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,531 Acclamations 268 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:46,337 - - - 269 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:47,690 H� ! 270 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,969 Le roi de la glisse. 271 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,699 Avec toutes tes soir�es jaunes, 272 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,932 ...t'as pas peur qu'on t'appelle le roi de la pisse ? 273 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,054 Acclamations 274 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,369 On voit tes couilles. 275 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:00,689 Rires 276 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:02,451 Cass� ! 277 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,170 �a a pas commenc�. 278 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:08,889 Bonjour. Non ! 279 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,369 Bonsoir. Ah ! 280 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,610 Un joueur. 281 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:13,657 Blanc. - Noir. 282 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,859 - Proton. - Neutron. 283 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,655 - Pan pan ! - Cul cul ! 284 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,810 - Touch� ! - Coul� ! 285 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:19,697 Ok ! 286 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,293 Cass� ! 287 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,170 Bra�ce ! Bra�ce ! Bra�ce ! 288 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:25,815 La vache ! 289 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,700 Ta t�te va pas du tout avec ton corps. 290 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,135 Rires des spectateurs Oh, oh ! 291 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:32,091 A toi. 292 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,974 Casse-moi ! 293 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:34,931 Casse-moi. 294 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,097 Casse-moi. Bon, casse-toi ! 295 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,170 - Cass� ! 296 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:41,014 T'es qu'un pauvre mec parmi tant d'autres... 297 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,898 ...au club des gros nazes ! 298 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,608 C'est quoi ce d�lire ? Cass� ! Cass� ! 299 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,532 Tu nous les casses, Bra�ce ! 300 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,010 Avec tes nuits jaunes... Tiens ! 301 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:50,937 Quoi ? 302 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,289 Je me fais chier. 303 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:53,330 - Cass� ! 304 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:54,849 Cri 305 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,168 Applaudissements et acclamations 306 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,336 Comme �a ! 307 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,694 Ricanement de Brice Sanglots 308 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:04,617 Suivant. 309 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:08,814 Musique funk 310 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,135 Qui a fait le casting ? 311 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,218 - - - 312 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,729 T'es comme le "H" de Hawa�, 313 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,413 ...tu sers � rien ! 314 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:27,658 - - - 315 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,534 - - - Bra�ce ! Bra�ce ! Bra�ce ! 316 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,253 Bra�ce ! Bra�ce ! 317 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,335 - C'est la ceinture du dragon ! 318 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,258 - Bravo. - Je prends. 319 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,733 Je vais me changer, tu viens ? 320 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,493 - Ya ! Waouh ! - Ya ! 321 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,095 Chope les kimonos. 322 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,655 En selle ! - Hou ! 323 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,697 - Ya ! Ya ! Ya ! Ya ! 324 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,933 Brice fait pipi. 325 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,335 Le monstre ! 326 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,649 Musique enfantine 327 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,739 - - - 328 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,817 Tu touches pas � mes jouets. 329 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:10,092 - - - 330 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,611 - "M�ga tube dans la Baie des Anges". 331 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,659 C'est quoi un m�ga tube ? Un m�ga tioube ? 332 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:19,529 Une �norme vague. Y'en a eu une sur la c�te en 79. 333 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,179 Elle a fait N�ce - Antibes. 334 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,133 J'ai pas pu la surfer. 335 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:25,855 Soupir 336 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:28,491 En m�me temps, j'avais 5 ans. 337 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,208 Mais la prochaine... 338 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,531 C'est quoi ? 339 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:54,049 Pas touche, c'est mon porte-bonheur. 340 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:55,256 Une vraie dent... 341 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,138 ...de requin en r�sine. 342 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,370 Ah oui ? 343 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:17,690 Pardon. 344 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:20,049 * Allez, Johnny. 345 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,733 *Voil� ton chauffeur. Au boulot ! 346 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,898 *Fracas de la vague C'est "Point Break" ? 347 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,216 Po�nt Break ! Regarde, regarde ! 348 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,131 C'est Bodhi ! 349 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,375 T'as vu ? 350 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,458 Petit tube en backside... 351 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,930 ...et floatter sur la l�vre, pshhh ! 352 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,699 Ahhhhh ! 353 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,733 Je suis le roi du moooooonde ! 354 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:45,210 *Bruitages du film 355 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,218 Je suis Dieeeuuu ! 356 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,456 (Bodhi et Brice) T'as �a dans tes yeux. 357 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:53,495 Je t'ai vu, t'es indomptable ! T'as pas �t� intimid�. 358 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,293 C'est une qualit� rare. 359 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:56,768 - Merci. Pet 360 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:57,770 - De nada. 361 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,978 Il rembobine. 362 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,691 *Je t'ai vu... T'es indomptable. 363 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,130 Ballade romantique 364 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,060 G�missements de plaisir 365 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,378 - - - 366 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,411 Cri 367 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:20,212 Fracas 368 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:25,213 Petits cris de jouissance 369 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,579 La Nouvelle Z�lande ! 370 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,928 Musique de surfer 371 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:33,491 Salut Bodhi ! 372 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,897 - - - 373 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,090 Ya ! 374 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,770 - - - 375 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,209 Elle ronfle. 376 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:50,895 - - - 377 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,010 H� ! 378 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:55,411 - - - Ronflements 379 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,610 H� ! 380 00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,170 T'as p�t� hier soir. Hum ? 381 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,855 On se rappelle... 382 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:10,537 - - - 383 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,776 - Bonjour ! - Salut, �a farte ? 384 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,329 �a farte. 385 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,017 - Gauche... droite... 386 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,891 Gauche... droite... 387 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,772 Faut pas rester ici. Hein ? 388 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,897 Tu bouges d'ici ! Quoi ? 389 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:35,570 H� ! Oh ! 390 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,175 Papa ! 391 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,050 Papa ! 392 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,808 Une femme crie. 393 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:47,697 Papa ! 394 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,612 Elle hurle. Papa ! 395 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:50,770 Papa ! 396 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:51,976 La fille, elle crie ! 397 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,534 Tu sais quoi ? C'est votre fils ? 398 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:56,420 Ils ont tout saccag�, ils ont pas le droit. 399 00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,452 Laissez-le. Les menottes. 400 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,213 Il ne sait rien ! 401 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,330 Arr�te ! 402 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,457 II n'a rien vu, rien entendu et ne dira rien... 403 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:06,738 ...car il ne sait rien parce que c'est un con. 404 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:07,810 Ouais ! 405 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:10,775 Regardez-le ! 406 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,212 On voit que c'est un con, non ? 407 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,620 P�piements 408 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:21,810 Oui. 409 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,778 On vous appellera, suivez-moi. 410 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,694 Que nous arrive-t-il ? �a va... 411 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:36,097 Sanglots �a va aller, �a va aller... 412 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,454 - - - Ah, putain... 413 00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:43,176 - - - C'est mon tee-shirt, c'est chiant... 414 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,009 - - - Attends, parce que... 415 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:50,371 Musique m�lancolique 416 00:21:50,740 --> 00:22:10,776 - - - 417 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:13,051 (En �nonnant) "Agostini est... 418 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:17,174 "...accus� d'avoir blanchi de l'argent sale... 419 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:21,299 "...pour le compte de la mafia sicilienne... 420 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:25,778 "...dans divers �tablissements de la c�te d'Azur... 421 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,650 "...ainsi que dans des soci�t�s offshore... 422 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:32,500 "...bas�es aux �les Ca�... Ca�man." 423 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,533 Musique m�lancolique 424 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,492 Putain ! 425 00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:42,259 J'ai rien compris, moi. 426 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,455 �a va, ton papa ? 427 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,338 Josie, quelque chose de fort. 428 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,298 Whisky ou cognac ? Ricql�s. 429 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,779 "Divers �tablissements... 430 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,493 �a doit �tre dur, Brice. 431 00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:56,094 L�che-le ! Oui. 432 00:22:59,060 --> 00:22:59,970 H�, Sylvain ! 433 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,495 Christian ! Jo ! Murmures 434 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,329 Ben ! Venez... Ouais ! 435 00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:05,855 On allait partir. 436 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:07,936 Je t'appelle. 437 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,177 Bruit d'une porte qui se ferme. 438 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,690 D�visseuse �lectrique 439 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:18,260 (Espagnol) 440 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:25,170 - - - 441 00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:27,337 C'est bon, laissez-le. 442 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,738 Musique m�lancolique 443 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:40,975 - - - 444 00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:42,136 Au revoir. 445 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:45,650 M�lina ! 446 00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:48,250 M�lina ! 447 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,575 M�lina ! 448 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,139 Ciao bambino ! 449 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:56,971 Musique m�lancolique 450 00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,297 - - - M�... M�lin... 451 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,689 - - - 452 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:06,174 Oh, la honte ! 453 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,569 II renifle. 454 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:10,774 Envoyez la musique ! 455 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,928 *On ne bouge plus ! 456 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,699 *Cris 457 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,858 *Par terre tout de suite ! 458 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:18,739 *Ou je t'�crase ! 459 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,169 *Par terre ! 460 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,853 *Nous sommes les anciens... 461 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:24,091 ...pr�sidents et vous demandons quelques minutes. 462 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:27,169 *On vous a bais�s pendant des ann�es... 463 00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,613 Musique m�lancolique 464 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:33,938 - - - 465 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,860 Son de cloches 466 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,330 - - - - - - 467 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:40,530 Alors ? 468 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,454 Que comptes-tu faire... 469 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,292 ...maintenant ? Je sais pas. 470 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,973 Personne peut t'aider ? 471 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:47,930 Non. 472 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:51,491 Va falloir travailler alors. 473 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,059 Josie. Quoi ? 474 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,613 Je peux payer plus tard ? En ce moment, je suis... 475 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:00,334 en train de bronzer. 476 00:25:04,780 --> 00:25:06,372 Ecoute, j'ai un ami... 477 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,974 ...restaurateur au Cap d'Antibes. 478 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,819 Je lui parle de toi. Hum. 479 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,015 Oui ? Hum. 480 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:13,696 Josie. 481 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:20,419 C'est comment... travailler ? 482 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,776 Je connais le mot mais... 483 00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:26,017 J'ai un copain qui fait �a... 484 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,568 ...mais je sais pas... 485 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:33,253 J'sais pas... hum. 486 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:45,700 Musique symphonique 487 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:59,690 - - - 488 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,419 *Personne ne bouge ! 489 00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:02,895 *Baissez la t�te ! 490 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:04,369 *Mesdames et messieurs. 491 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,530 *Votre attention. 492 00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:07,612 *Nous sommes les anciens... 493 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:08,816 ...pr�sidents. 494 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,051 *Nous d�valisons votre banque. 495 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:12,170 *Coop�rez... 496 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,178 ...ou je devrais vous p�ter le cr�ne. 497 00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:24,893 Th�me musical 498 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:34,009 - - - 499 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:36,177 Bonjour mesdames, messieurs ! 500 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,058 Votre attention s'il vous pla�t. 501 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:40,530 Personne ne bouge, ceci est un casse. 502 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,179 Je suis le pr�sident... 503 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,728 ...de la R�publique ! 504 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:44,776 H� ! 505 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,897 H�, oh ! H�... oh ! Oui ? 506 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,136 Vous d�sirez ? 507 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:49,813 Hein ? Quoi ? 508 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:54,129 Euh... 509 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,493 En fait, je... y'a moyen de voir un responsable ? 510 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:00,574 Enlevez votre masque. 511 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:02,896 Assurance multirisques habitation. 512 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,893 On a les meilleures offres sur les petites surfaces. 513 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:08,734 A votre �ge, il faut songer � capitaliser. 514 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,379 Hum ? Vous avez quel �ge ? 515 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:12,611 Votre �ge ! 516 00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:15,408 Euh... Faudrait poss�der un livret A, 517 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:18,891 ...un LEP, un CODEVI... Ouais mais euh... 518 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:24,819 Sonnerie Le CODEVI, idem. 519 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:28,090 Oui, ch�rie. 520 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:31,059 Grincements du fauteuil Non... non... 521 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:32,735 Un client. 522 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,579 Hein ? Non, non. 523 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,454 Coassements 524 00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:40,254 - - - 525 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:43,816 Tintements de couverts 526 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:50,137 Cette semaine, tu fais les jours, la suivante, service soir. 527 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,609 Les horaires sont not�s. 528 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,810 L�-bas. 529 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:53,697 Oui. 530 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:54,890 Le salaire... 531 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:56,573 ...c'est 1500 euros... 532 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:57,690 ...hors pourboires. 533 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,772 1500 euros... par mois ? 534 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,016 Non, par jour ! 535 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:03,693 Ouf ! Oui, attends... 536 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:04,896 Sinon t'as rien. 537 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:06,369 Je commence quand ? 538 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,492 D�s que t'auras d'autres pompes. 539 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:16,212 On y va, les feignants ! 540 00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:18,059 Oh ! Oh ! Ouais, ouais ! 541 00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:19,535 Ok, ouais. 542 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,973 Excusez-moi... 543 00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,859 On frappe. Occup� ! 544 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,093 Y'a du monde en terrasse ! 545 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:35,896 Avec ce soleil, les gens profitent, c'est s�r ! 546 00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:37,175 Tu sors ! 547 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,329 Bruit de vagues 548 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,175 Froid devant ! 549 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:48,814 Putain, c'est froid ! 550 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:52,249 Les fruits de mer, c'est pour toi ? 551 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,455 Pour toi ? 552 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:54,450 Bon ! 553 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:02,893 C'est pour 4 personnes. 554 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,937 La mer a pas boug� ? Pardon ? 555 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,738 Pendant que j'�tais pas l�. 556 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:10,650 Kevin, 557 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:12,055 ...regarde bien ma mer, 558 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,369 Si y'a du swell, 559 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,735 ...tu m'appelles. 560 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:17,694 Musique d'ambiance (Piano) 561 00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:22,019 - - - 562 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,177 Oh, Brice ! Sauve-moi ! 563 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:25,410 Lib�re-moi ! 564 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:27,895 Allez, d'accord. 565 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:30,615 Je m'appelle Bra�ce, bon app�ta�ce ! 566 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,731 Cyprien, c'est pas possible, 567 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,050 ...tu peux plus rester enferm�. 568 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:39,417 Refais des �tudes... dentiste comme ton p�re. 569 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,695 Il faut, c'est pas possible. Non. 570 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:45,336 Craqu�tements 571 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,577 - - - 572 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:55,489 - - - 573 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,618 - - - 574 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:17,379 - - - 575 00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:24,533 - - - 576 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,376 Tintements de couverts 577 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,172 - - - 578 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,690 Th�me musical 579 00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:51,019 - - - 580 00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:52,130 - H� ! 581 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:53,575 T'as l'air d'aimer... 582 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:54,616 ...l'eau ! 583 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:57,175 Ouais ! J'ai un truc pour toi. 584 00:30:58,460 --> 00:30:59,415 Salut ! 585 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,169 - Salut ! - Salut ! 586 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,049 Meuh ! 587 00:31:09,420 --> 00:31:12,139 Musique techno 588 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:24,731 - - - 589 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,817 Attention, voil�... 590 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,853 ...la d�ferlaaannnte ! Waaaooouh ! 591 00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:31,619 Pchhhh ! Ahhhh ! 592 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:33,174 Je suis tomb� ! 593 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,536 Bbblll... bbblll... bbblll... 594 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:37,975 Mamaaannn ! Aaaahhhh ! 595 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:42,174 II fait froid ! La vague est de plus en plus... 596 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:43,495 ...grande ! 597 00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:46,217 Attentioooonnn ! 598 00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:48,576 Bbbbbbllllll... 599 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,295 C'est l�. 600 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,615 C'est quoi ce bordel ? 601 00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:55,931 Hein ? Putain ! 602 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,451 Tuuuuuuube ! 603 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:03,049 Tuuuuuube... 604 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,099 Tuuu... 605 00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,689 �a... �a farte ? 606 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,250 Miaulement 607 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:23,413 Dis � Josie qu'elle m'oublie ! Et ma... 608 00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:25,813 Ma planche. Merci. 609 00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:29,215 Musique m�lancolique 610 00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:35,769 - - - 611 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:38,574 - C'est moi qui porte la cravate ici ! 612 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,618 Sinon, l�, c'est �crit "sortie" ! 613 00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:41,497 - Oui. 614 00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:42,536 H� ! Oui ? 615 00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:44,697 Hurlement 616 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:46,857 Je viens retirer de l'argent. 617 00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,010 Hum ! 618 00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:52,535 Casse ! 619 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,255 Casse ! 620 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,373 "Give me the night" 621 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,530 Hou, hou ! 622 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:03,655 - - - 623 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:05,214 Je m'appelle Brice, je viens de Nice 624 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:07,018 Surfer ou winner, ascendant snowboarder 625 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,331 Je suis le roi de la glisse, pas besoin de notice 626 00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:11,491 Sur les autres surfaces, je suis le roi de la casse 627 00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:13,249 C'est le casse de Bra�ce 628 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:14,655 C'est le casse de Bra�ce 629 00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,572 Casse, casse, casse de Bra�ce 630 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,015 Donne-moi du cash 631 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,094 Be nice with Bra�ce 632 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,816 Give me the monnaie par ici, Dieu vous le rendra, c'est un ami 633 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,579 T'as d'la chance mamie aujourd'hui 634 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:26,339 Spectacle gratuit, c'est Bra�ce bandit 635 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:30,055 Ohhhh ! 636 00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:32,854 On s'est pas bien compris, j'ai b'soin de bra�sser de gros euros 637 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,135 Y'a juste assez pour un frisbee 638 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,018 Faites un effort, c'est pour le show 639 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:39,297 C'est le casse de Bra�ce, casse, casse, casse de Bra�ce 640 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:42,851 Le soir dans tes Yellow ta vie doit surfer sur du beau 641 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:47,332 Donne-moi du cash Be nice with Bra�ce 642 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,894 Donne-moi du cash 643 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,330 Money ! 644 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:54,220 Amis ouvrez vos coeurs 645 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:59,450 Non n'ayez pas peur l'argent ne fait pas le bonheur 646 00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,816 Le fric �a rend m�chant 647 00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:06,928 Moi c'est diff�rent, je suis n� dans le luxe 648 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:10,172 C'est mon �l�ment 649 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:14,855 Pas l'tien apparemment 650 00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,099 Donne-moi du cash 651 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,698 - Be nice with Bra�ce 652 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,255 Pour r�ver la vie en jaune frime, quitter le monde de la d�prime 653 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,649 Ce que Dieu vous donne, Brice multiplie 654 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:25,976 Coquine, le coffre ? - C'est par ici 655 00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:28,696 C'est le casse, casse, casse de Bra�ce 656 00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:30,817 C'est le casse de Bra�ce, le casse de Bra�ce 657 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:32,937 Le casse, casse, casse de Bra�ce 658 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:37,173 - - - 659 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:39,411 C'est le cash de Bra�ce, le cash de Bra�ce 660 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,571 Le cash, cash, cash de Bra�ce 661 00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:51,656 - - - 662 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:52,895 Alarme 663 00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:56,889 - - - 664 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,169 T'es foutu ! 665 00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,696 C'est quoi ce bordel ? - H� ! 666 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:01,617 Oui ? 667 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:06,176 Depuis le temps que j'en r�vais ! 668 00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:08,015 Sir�ne de police 669 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,489 - - - 670 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:11,293 Crissement de pneus 671 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,419 - - - 672 00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:21,336 C'est par l� ! 673 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:30,058 Emmenez-moi ! Hein ? 674 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:31,575 Emmenez-moi ! 675 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:34,930 Pfff ! 676 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,215 Oh, l'autre... 677 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,012 Blond d�lav�, pisseux. 678 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:43,656 Raphia... vous voyez ? Comme ma tante. 679 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,817 Vous voyez ma tante ? 680 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,333 Fracas 681 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:58,174 Salut, �a farte ? 682 00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,609 C'est... c'est... 683 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:01,455 C'est, c'est lui. 684 00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:02,775 - Arr�tez ! 685 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,249 Tiens ! Merci ! 686 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:05,649 Rock 687 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:17,136 - - - 688 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,615 J'suis un citron ! 689 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:20,578 D�sol�, on est press� ! 690 00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:23,409 - L�che ! L�che ! 691 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:25,539 L�che ! L�che ! 692 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:28,251 Tiens. 693 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,615 Fracas 694 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:37,689 Musique symphonique 695 00:36:38,060 --> 00:37:05,013 - - - 696 00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:09,612 Cris de jouissance 697 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,972 Je te fais compl�tement du bien, 698 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,018 ...et j'ignore ton nom. 699 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,974 Karen, la sir�ne ? Ir�ne, la sir�ne ? 700 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:20,051 Arielle ? 701 00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:21,216 Chantal. 702 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:23,448 C'est pas mal. Hum. 703 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,412 Tes �cailles ont chang� de couleur. C'est normal. 704 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:30,253 On a fait l'amour. Ah bon ? 705 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:34,459 Et chez les sir�nes, c'est le m�le qui porte le petit. 706 00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:36,409 Je r�ve ou quoi ? 707 00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:37,889 Ben oui, tu r�ves ! 708 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:41,297 T'as des oursins sous les bras ? 709 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,610 �a marche aussi avec les sir�nes. Abruti ! 710 00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:46,059 A d�faut d'avoir des jambes, sois polie. 711 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:47,250 Je t'ai cass�e ! 712 00:37:47,580 --> 00:37:49,332 Tu m'as cass�e ? Ouais ! 713 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:50,450 Je me casse ! 714 00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:51,530 Casse-toi. 715 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:54,857 Non ! 716 00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:57,410 Tire pas sur ma queue ! Ah ! 717 00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,689 Plouf Au revoir ! 718 00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:01,578 Non, adieu ! C'est �a, glisse ! 719 00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:03,651 Elle est froide, y'a plein d'algues ! 720 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:06,937 Comment on fait pour la garde ? Tu te d�merdes ! 721 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,774 H�, file-moi la... la t�l�... 722 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:12,698 Pour changer les cha�nes. 723 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:15,540 T'es qui, toi ? T'es qui ? C'est pas le... 724 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:19,489 Je te demande pour la t�l�, la machine. 725 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,293 Tu peux me la refaire ? 726 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:24,657 II parle � l'envers. 727 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,572 ...t'appuies sur les moutons. 728 00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:27,935 Comme �a, tu changes... 729 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:29,369 ...les bonhommes. 730 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,849 �a veut dire quoi ? 731 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,815 C'est pas jaune ! C'est quoi, �a ? 732 00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:37,858 H������, hooooo ! 733 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:41,010 Quand m�me ! Non... quoi ? Ah, �a... 734 00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:42,051 K� k� k� ! 735 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,213 Voil� ! H� ! H� ! 736 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:48,608 La... t�l�commande ? Hum, ouais ! 737 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:54,890 Merci ! C'est �a, encul� ! 738 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:59,378 Tu me parles meilleur, on n'a pas shap� les planches ensemble. 739 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,050 Oh ! 740 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:07,096 On est chez qui ? - Je peux savoir... 741 00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,489 La moto qui... 742 00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:11,288 Pourquoi t'as attrap� sur... Je peux savoir ? 743 00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:13,130 C'est toi... 744 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,773 ...le motard ? T'es invalide... 745 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,852 ...des 2 mains ou t'aimes prendre les murs ? 746 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:18,693 Quoi, quoi, quoi, quoi ? 747 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,534 II imite une poule. 748 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,015 - - - T'as dit quoi ? 749 00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:25,339 II bafouille. 750 00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:28,936 Y'a des mots qui rentrent... Tu sais pas parler. 751 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:30,010 Quoi ? Oh ! 752 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,290 Bip 753 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:37,656 Brouhaha 754 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:40,096 - Oh, oh, oh, oh ! �a suffit ! 755 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,574 - Ah, non ! 756 00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:47,972 Tu dors avec tes pompes ? Alors ? 757 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,018 �a te... d�range ? 758 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:51,769 Brice Agostini ? 759 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,454 C'est moi. Eudes Angellini. 760 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,170 T'es un porc ! 761 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:00,539 Je suis l'avocat de votre p�re. 762 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,055 C'est lui qui m'envoie. 763 00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:03,017 Il va bien ? 764 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,972 II est en prison. Ah oui ? 765 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:06,210 Prisonnier, quoi. 766 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:08,735 Pourquoi tu dors avec tes pompes ? 767 00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:10,530 Comment... 768 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:12,939 ...que �a s'appelle ici ? 769 00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:14,375 Un h�pital. Voil�. 770 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:17,533 Un neuf pital, y'a quoi dans les h�pitals ? 771 00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:19,532 Plein de malades. Les microbes... 772 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:22,454 ...se r�pandent par terre... tu piges rien... 773 00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:24,771 ...toi, hein ? - On vous accuse... 774 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:28,297 ...de coups et blessures, tentative de braquage, 775 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,929 ...d�lit de fuite et vol de skate-board. 776 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:32,329 On me l'a pr�t�. 777 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:34,730 L'h�pital, �a enl�ve les maladies. 778 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:38,769 Tu sais les... toi... tout le monde. 779 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,328 Tu sors, t'es gu�ri. 780 00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:42,969 Il chantonne un air country. 781 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,892 C'est �a... pendant que... 782 00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:47,336 ...les tricrobes se font... 783 00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:49,855 ...des maisons partout, ils sortent... 784 00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:51,932 ...et te prennent par les pieds... 785 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:53,898 Faut que t'y penses ! 786 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:56,609 Je peux pas changer de piaule ? 787 00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:57,850 Pas besoin de moi ? 788 00:40:58,140 --> 00:40:58,697 H�, si ! 789 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:00,251 Si, moi ! 790 00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:02,132 Moi, je veux bien un... 791 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,734 ...comme toi. J'�tais en... 792 00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:04,731 ...cyclomot... 793 00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:05,731 Moto. 794 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:07,009 Vous l'aviez vol�e ? 795 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:11,058 Un peu... parce qu'il avait... il... 796 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:12,899 Pardon, Marius Lacaille. 797 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,653 Comme l'oiseau. (Il siffle) 798 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:15,855 Pan ! Ah, ah ! 799 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,455 Enchant�. Je suis oblig� de... 800 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,895 ...m'occuper de vous. 801 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:21,130 Signez-moi �a... 802 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:23,337 ...ou d�merdez-vous. 803 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:24,695 Parce que... Quoi ? 804 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:25,975 J'ai autre chose... 805 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,177 ...� foutre ! Oh ! 806 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,218 Singeries de Brice et Marius 807 00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:35,529 - - - 808 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:36,935 Il t'a tu�, l� ! 809 00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:39,057 Signez �a, je plaide... 810 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:40,654 ...dans 45mn. Ta gueule. 811 00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,572 Reviens demain. 812 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,653 Tu saisis les mots ? Comme �a, tu nous... 813 00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:47,732 ...ach�teras des cadeaux. 814 00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:50,688 D'accord. Voil�, sans te commander. 815 00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:52,379 Autre chose ? 816 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:53,689 Ils caquettent. 817 00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:56,409 - - - T'es un sniper, toi ! 818 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,498 Tape ! Tape, tape ! 819 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,691 Elles sont confortables ! 820 00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:06,176 J'ai les jambes enfl�es. Raison de plus... 821 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,218 ...pour les porter. Je peux pas mettre �a... 822 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:09,290 ...en service. 823 00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:11,730 - Prends-en pour la maison. 824 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:14,335 Glisse, je suis � la bourre ! Oui ! 825 00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:17,410 J'ai jamais r�sist� � des Sholl ! 826 00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:18,770 Imagine, 827 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,295 ...elle se pointe ce matin ! Quoi ? 828 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:23,258 Ma vague ! Vague de quoi ? 829 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:26,731 Tu comprendrais pas, t'as pas le spirit ! 830 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:29,938 - Quoi, quoi, quoi, quoi ? - Alors... 831 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,289 T'as vu "Point Break" ? 832 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:33,656 Oui, en concert. Le film ! 833 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:35,453 Avec Patrick Swayze. 834 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:38,135 Ah ? Oui, oui... h�, non... 835 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,655 Non. Tu connais pas "Point Break" ? 836 00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:42,653 Non, non plus... 837 00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:44,459 Il rit. 838 00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:46,568 H� ! Oh, la honte ! 839 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:47,537 Quoi ? 840 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:51,217 Tout est dans "Point Break", tout ! 841 00:42:52,780 --> 00:42:55,578 Tu vois ce film, tu deviens bilingue en surf. 842 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:58,176 Tu me suis ? Ah oui ! 843 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,248 T'es surfeur. 844 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:02,775 D'o� ton air comme �a, antipathique. 845 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,178 - Bien s�r, c'est des Sholl. 846 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:08,093 - H� ! - Que faites-vous dehors ? 847 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:10,178 Revenez ! S'il vous pla�t ! 848 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,489 Arr�tez-les ! 849 00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:13,537 Revenez ! Revenez ! 850 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:14,736 - Cours ! 851 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,334 Non, c'est des surfers ! 852 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:20,775 Ils le font ! 853 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,055 Cris 854 00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:25,332 - - - 855 00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:26,695 Tuuuuube ! 856 00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:28,290 Aahhhh ! 857 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,298 Cris et rires 858 00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:42,816 - - - 859 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:46,298 Fracas 860 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:52,299 P�piements et aboiements 861 00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:56,408 La vache, le ride ! 862 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,928 Rire de Marius 863 00:43:58,220 --> 00:43:59,733 T'es con ! Ah, ah ! 864 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,328 - Police ? - On glisse ! 865 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:03,935 J'ai percut� 2 connards dans des lits. Chut ! 866 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,977 Tiens, un appel pour toi. 867 00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:10,378 En vrai, tu sais surfer ? 868 00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,774 Je suis le meilleur. 869 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:15,972 Passe-moi le phone. Oui. 870 00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:19,295 T'appelles qui ? - Tiens le caillou. 871 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:25,576 All� ? 872 00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:27,219 *Oui ? Non, rien. 873 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,416 *Qui est-ce ? �a, c'est fait. 874 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:34,374 Mais t'appelles qui ? Chut ! 875 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,819 Que faites-vous dehors ? T'as mes affaires ? 876 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:46,619 Mais c'est ton auto ? 877 00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:50,052 Celle de ma femme. Montez. - Allez ! 878 00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,018 - Salut ! - H�, h� ! 879 00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:55,298 T'as pas entendu ? Faut qu'on se casse. 880 00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:56,530 J'ai rendez-vous... 881 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,179 ...avec ma mer. - Viens ici. 882 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,536 Toi, les cl�s. Retour � l'h�pital ! 883 00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:02,851 J'aime pas quand tu fais �a. 884 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:05,091 Y'a pas de vague. 885 00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:07,809 Regarde. Dis-lui, y'a pas... 886 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,129 ...de vague � Nice ! 887 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,655 Redescends ! Oublie le sport. 888 00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:13,459 Faut qu'on... Le quoi ? 889 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,089 C'est pas un sport, c'est un r�ve ! 890 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:18,015 T'as pas de r�ve ? 891 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,568 Moi, j'avais un r�ve... 892 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,094 Il a pas de r�ve ! 893 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,292 J'en avais un... On s'en fout. 894 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,178 Merci ! Rien qui te transporte ? 895 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,330 Aucun but ? 896 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,139 Sir�ne de police 897 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,456 - - - - Brice ! 898 00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:33,815 Tu restes � Nice ? Y'aura pas de surf, 899 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:35,095 ...que les keufs ! 900 00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:36,859 Il chuchote. 901 00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:39,017 Th�me musical 902 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,940 - - - 903 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,013 Ma voiture ! 904 00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:46,330 Non, arr�tez ! Arr�tez ! 905 00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:47,655 Arr�tez ! 906 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,016 Crissement de pneus 907 00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:52,490 D�clics de pistolets On ne bouge pas ! 908 00:45:58,300 --> 00:45:59,813 Je perds ma casse ! 909 00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:01,854 Bodhi, t'es o� ? 910 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,575 II me faut de l'eau ! 911 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:12,054 Casse-dalle ! Elle est o� la mer ? 912 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:15,692 On est � combien de Nice ? En kilom�tres ? 913 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:18,659 Je sais pas, 20, 30... 20, 30 bornes ! 914 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:20,931 Oui. Je suis oppress�. 915 00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:24,378 J'ai mal au plexus solaire. 916 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:26,618 Mange, c'est super bon... 917 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,293 ...pour tous tes trucs. 918 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,054 On cro�te et on ripe. 919 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,700 Faut y aller, l� ! Je vais pas plus loin. 920 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,533 Je peux pas quitter Nice. 921 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,095 Je peux pas. 922 00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:41,291 Depuis 20 ans, j'attends ma vague. 923 00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:43,133 On sera toujours plus forts... 924 00:46:43,460 --> 00:46:45,610 Ah ! On sera toujours plus forts... 925 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,419 ...� 2... J'ai pas d'ami. 926 00:46:49,780 --> 00:46:52,294 D�sol�, je rentre � Nice. Tchou. 927 00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:54,849 Casse-toi ! 928 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:58,012 Rentre � Nice, tu vas voir ce qui t'attend. 929 00:46:58,260 --> 00:46:59,215 Les taulards... 930 00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:01,053 ...vont pas t'�pargner ! 931 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,416 Oh l'autre, toute blonde ! C'est s�r. 932 00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:05,093 Pour toi, c'est les vacances ! 933 00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:10,130 Plaisante pas avec �a ! Moi, la vie, elle a pas... 934 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,535 Moi, j'ai jamais... 935 00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,373 ...rien eu dans la vie ! 936 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:18,132 Moi, j'ai tout eu et je suis dans la m�me merde que toi ! 937 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:20,018 Voire pire. Ciao ! 938 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:21,136 C'est �a ! 939 00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:22,415 Casse-toi ! 940 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:24,655 Surfeuse, va ! 941 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:28,056 C'est... 942 00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:32,134 Brice ! Brice ! Brice ! Brice ! 943 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,209 Pardon ! 944 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:39,974 Bouge de l�, c'est moi qui conduis ! 945 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,455 - Quoi, quoi, quoi ? 946 00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:45,177 C'est pas par l� ! - Changement de programme ! 947 00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:49,374 - T'as besoin de moi pour quoi ? - Pour r�ver, moi aussi ! 948 00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:50,575 Klaxon 949 00:47:50,820 --> 00:47:52,617 Qui s'est accroch� � la moto ? 950 00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:56,330 - Toi ! Alors tu me suis ! - Pour aller o� ? 951 00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:57,928 Rock 952 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:08,016 - - - 953 00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:09,495 Je peux t'aider ? 954 00:48:10,460 --> 00:48:11,210 Oui... 955 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:14,976 C'est du real ? Comme la... All� ? 956 00:48:15,580 --> 00:48:17,298 Non ? Oui ? C'est la... 957 00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:19,935 La plancha ? Plancha ? - Oh ! 958 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,938 Mademoiselle ! J'arrive. 959 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,179 La taille, �a va ? 960 00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,214 - Tu peux le porter encore plus bas. 961 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:30,973 - �a fait c�te basque ? 962 00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:32,289 Carr�ment local ! 963 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:38,692 Tu ressembles � ta soeur ! 964 00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:42,615 - C'est pas ma soeur. - A ta soeur, tu lui ressembles. 965 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:45,938 Bourdonnement 966 00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:48,689 Soupir 967 00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:56,172 Alors t'es l� pour la Cup ? 968 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:57,535 Quelle Cup ? 969 00:48:58,260 --> 00:48:59,375 T'es pas surfer ? 970 00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,129 Si, je suis surfer. 971 00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:06,650 On est o�, l� ? Sur le spot, 972 00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:08,174 ...mon pote ! Le spot ? 973 00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:11,019 A Hossegor. A Hossegor ? 974 00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:13,018 Musique de surfer 975 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:16,656 - Salut Victor, y'a du swell ? - �a rentre en ligne. 976 00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:19,256 - Salut, Victor. - Salut, Victor. 977 00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:23,977 - - - 978 00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,852 Salut ! High surf... 979 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,499 A-R-E-A... Brice. 980 00:49:28,780 --> 00:49:30,099 J'ai une surprise. 981 00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:31,695 Dis-moi une main. 982 00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,055 Dis. Celle-l�. 983 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:35,495 Rat� ! Ah, ah ! Non, tiens ! 984 00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:37,009 C'est un cadeau. 985 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:38,818 T'as vu, elle est jaune. 986 00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:43,490 D'o� tu sors �a ? Ben ouais... t'es content ? 987 00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,173 Vachement, oui ! 988 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:47,209 Elle est belle. 989 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:48,530 Tiens. 990 00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:01,493 Huuummm... 991 00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:04,169 Hum, hum ! Brice rit jaune. 992 00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:08,335 Aaaahhhh... ouais... H�, h� ! 993 00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:10,572 Hululements 994 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:13,815 H�, 100000 dollars, c'est pas... 995 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:15,772 ...l'argent de la petite souris ! 996 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,533 Coups de marteau 997 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:20,215 C'est pas compliqu�, toi, tu gagnes, 998 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,853 ...puis tu me files la moiti�. 999 00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:23,295 Ouais. 1000 00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:25,128 Tu gagnes 100000. 1001 00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:27,530 Tu gardes 50000, tu me files 50000. 1002 00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:29,418 Et je te rembourse quand... heu... 1003 00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:31,729 Quand je peux. 1004 00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:32,730 Enfin... 1005 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:34,135 Si je peux. 1006 00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:35,415 Heu... 1007 00:50:51,815 --> 00:50:52,486 Marius. 1008 00:50:52,735 --> 00:50:53,770 Il grogne. 1009 00:50:54,015 --> 00:50:56,051 - - - 1010 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:56,966 Marius. 1011 00:50:57,295 --> 00:50:59,047 C'est pas moi ! C'est pas moi ! 1012 00:50:59,455 --> 00:51:00,524 C'est moi, c'est Brice. 1013 00:51:04,735 --> 00:51:05,884 Je vais pas pouvoir, tu sais... 1014 00:51:08,895 --> 00:51:10,044 Pourquoi tu parles... 1015 00:51:10,335 --> 00:51:10,972 ...doucement ? 1016 00:51:11,655 --> 00:51:12,485 Je vais pas pouvoir. 1017 00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:14,567 Quoi ? Quoi ? Pourquoi ? 1018 00:51:14,975 --> 00:51:17,125 Ce serait trop long � t'expliquer. 1019 00:51:17,495 --> 00:51:18,291 Me laisse pas tomber. 1020 00:51:19,015 --> 00:51:19,891 Pas maintenant. 1021 00:51:20,335 --> 00:51:22,451 Tu m'as dit qu'il fallait avoir un r�ve. 1022 00:51:22,695 --> 00:51:24,686 Eh ben, j'en ai un. J'ai besoin de toi. 1023 00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:26,050 C'est quoi ? 1024 00:51:27,895 --> 00:51:28,691 Je peux pas. 1025 00:51:29,055 --> 00:51:30,408 Tu vas te foutre de ma gueule. 1026 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:31,451 Non, dis-moi. Non. 1027 00:51:31,695 --> 00:51:32,332 C'est non. 1028 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:34,364 Je m'inscris pas. 1029 00:51:36,255 --> 00:51:37,290 D'accord, alors... 1030 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:39,925 Des pieds. 1031 00:51:40,455 --> 00:51:41,171 Des ? 1032 00:51:41,695 --> 00:51:42,491 Pieds. 1033 00:51:43,615 --> 00:51:44,604 Quoi, des pieds ? 1034 00:51:45,095 --> 00:51:48,531 C'est pas compliqu� � comprendre ce que c'est des pieds. 1035 00:51:49,295 --> 00:51:50,967 �a glisse pas l�, je... 1036 00:51:51,815 --> 00:51:52,531 Je veux 2 pieds beaux. 1037 00:51:52,935 --> 00:51:54,971 Heu, 2 beaux pieds, grecs, taille 42. 1038 00:51:55,975 --> 00:51:56,691 Avec, comme y a... 1039 00:51:56,975 --> 00:51:59,808 ...dans les �glises, une belle vo�te. 1040 00:52:00,255 --> 00:52:00,767 Regarde. 1041 00:52:06,175 --> 00:52:06,846 �a, c'est... 1042 00:52:07,135 --> 00:52:08,773 ...le mec � Rio, pas docteur, 1043 00:52:09,175 --> 00:52:10,130 ...professeur. 1044 00:52:10,655 --> 00:52:11,974 Il prends des bouts... 1045 00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:13,404 ...de muscles et d'os... 1046 00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:14,844 ...et avec il fait un doigt. 1047 00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:16,807 T'as m�me l'ongle qui repousse. 1048 00:52:17,335 --> 00:52:18,654 On te change le pied... 1049 00:52:18,935 --> 00:52:19,685 ...en entier. 1050 00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:20,567 Heu... 1051 00:52:20,935 --> 00:52:22,607 On prend le tendon... 1052 00:52:22,975 --> 00:52:24,044 Heu... D'Achille. 1053 00:52:24,295 --> 00:52:26,650 Ouais, le tendon d'Achille et on le greffe... 1054 00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:29,733 ...sur l'os et c'est tout con, en 6 mois, tu remarches. 1055 00:52:31,095 --> 00:52:32,050 Je vais prendre l'air. 1056 00:52:33,735 --> 00:52:34,611 D'accord. 1057 00:52:35,535 --> 00:52:36,411 Regarde. 1058 00:52:50,055 --> 00:52:51,408 Ah la vache ! 1059 00:52:52,615 --> 00:52:53,445 Ah... 1060 00:52:54,615 --> 00:52:55,127 Ah, non... 1061 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,410 Ah non ! 1062 00:53:01,255 --> 00:53:03,723 Comment tu fais pour mettre des tongues ? 1063 00:53:04,295 --> 00:53:05,887 Rire 1064 00:53:06,135 --> 00:53:09,525 - - - 1065 00:53:10,135 --> 00:53:10,885 Non ! 1066 00:53:18,135 --> 00:53:19,204 T'es un mutant. 1067 00:53:21,295 --> 00:53:22,648 Tu viens d'une autre plan�te ? 1068 00:53:24,415 --> 00:53:25,530 Tu m'apportes un message ? 1069 00:53:27,095 --> 00:53:28,448 Tu es venu me chercher ? 1070 00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:37,654 Tu comprends ? 1071 00:53:38,455 --> 00:53:40,252 Si je te fais �a, tu comprends ? 1072 00:53:40,855 --> 00:53:41,526 - Di di di... 1073 00:53:41,895 --> 00:53:43,214 Di, di, di... 1074 00:53:46,295 --> 00:53:47,330 Marre-toi. 1075 00:53:47,735 --> 00:53:49,771 M�me moi, �a me fait marrer. 1076 00:53:50,015 --> 00:53:51,209 Rire 1077 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:52,930 Et... �a te... 1078 00:53:53,295 --> 00:53:54,569 �a te fait pas mal ? 1079 00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:55,930 Ah non, regarde. 1080 00:54:01,095 --> 00:54:02,005 Ouais, pas mal. 1081 00:54:02,695 --> 00:54:04,048 Tu sais faire... 1082 00:54:04,335 --> 00:54:05,404 ...d'autres trucs ? Ben oui. 1083 00:54:16,095 --> 00:54:17,323 Mais �a sert � rien. 1084 00:54:21,495 --> 00:54:22,086 Bah ! 1085 00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:24,774 C'est marrant, on dirait des... 1086 00:54:25,175 --> 00:54:26,005 Le prends pas mal. 1087 00:54:26,375 --> 00:54:30,607 C'est pas contre tes pieds. On dirait des �clairs au caf�. 1088 00:54:30,855 --> 00:54:31,571 Tu vois ? 1089 00:54:33,055 --> 00:54:33,931 Tu m'as cass�. 1090 00:54:34,335 --> 00:54:35,211 Tu m'as cass�. 1091 00:54:35,455 --> 00:54:37,013 Rires 1092 00:54:38,415 --> 00:54:39,086 Brice. 1093 00:54:39,495 --> 00:54:40,211 Oui ? 1094 00:54:40,535 --> 00:54:42,969 J'ai jamais pu me d�saper devant une gonzesse. 1095 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:48,685 Ce que tu me demandes l�, c'est... je dois faire... 1096 00:54:48,975 --> 00:54:51,091 ...une Cup pour te faire couper des pieds... 1097 00:54:51,495 --> 00:54:52,166 Pas couper, coller. 1098 00:54:53,695 --> 00:54:54,730 T'es gel�. 1099 00:54:54,975 --> 00:54:55,851 Non, je suis pas gel�. 1100 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:57,854 C'est qui le plus tar� des 2 ? 1101 00:54:58,095 --> 00:54:59,323 Celui qui attend son m�gatube... 1102 00:54:59,575 --> 00:55:01,293 ...� Nice ou celui qui... �a n'a rien � voir ! 1103 00:55:01,615 --> 00:55:04,004 Y a d�j� eu un m�gatube � Nice. 1104 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,688 Y a d�j� eu des greffes de pieds. 1105 00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:07,846 Si l'op�ration foire ? Si tu te... 1106 00:55:08,135 --> 00:55:08,726 ...noies ? 1107 00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:10,090 Ben... 1108 00:55:12,735 --> 00:55:13,406 Surfe. 1109 00:55:14,855 --> 00:55:15,605 Surfe. 1110 00:55:16,295 --> 00:55:16,886 Surfe... 1111 00:55:17,255 --> 00:55:17,926 ...pour moi. 1112 00:55:19,735 --> 00:55:22,169 Surfe, surfe, surfe pour moi 1113 00:55:22,575 --> 00:55:27,524 Surfe, Brice, surfe, surfe, surfe pour moi 1114 00:55:27,775 --> 00:55:28,890 Vas-y surfe 1115 00:55:29,135 --> 00:55:30,932 Brice, oh Brice 1116 00:55:31,175 --> 00:55:34,690 Brice, oh, Brice, oh Brice, surfe pour moi 1117 00:55:34,935 --> 00:55:37,210 Glisse pour moi, surfe 1118 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:38,565 Vous �tes combien l� ? 1119 00:55:39,415 --> 00:55:41,849 Surfe, surfe 1120 00:55:42,095 --> 00:55:43,164 T'es mon seul ami ! 1121 00:55:43,415 --> 00:55:44,768 T'es mon tzaziki ! 1122 00:55:45,055 --> 00:55:46,329 Le vent souffle on-shore. 1123 00:55:46,615 --> 00:55:47,411 C'est mort. 1124 00:55:47,695 --> 00:55:51,404 - - - 1125 00:55:51,815 --> 00:55:53,373 C'est �a que vous voulez ? 1126 00:55:54,855 --> 00:55:56,447 T'es le meilleur des surfers. 1127 00:55:56,975 --> 00:55:57,885 Moi, je suis ton managueur ! 1128 00:55:58,135 --> 00:55:59,568 H�, �a Bra�ce danse ici 1129 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:03,205 - - - 1130 00:56:03,615 --> 00:56:04,684 Celui qu'on fait r�ver, 1131 00:56:05,015 --> 00:56:07,290 ...faut pas l'abandonner. Ok, je serai pas... 1132 00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:09,691 ...�go�ste, appelle-moi J�sus-Brice. 1133 00:56:10,055 --> 00:56:22,650 - - - 1134 00:56:22,895 --> 00:56:23,850 Signe pour moi 1135 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:26,206 Qu'est-ce que tu veux ? Une d�dicace... 1136 00:56:26,455 --> 00:56:28,286 ...du roi de la casse ? Viens que je te fracasse. 1137 00:56:28,855 --> 00:56:29,765 Yeah ! 1138 00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:32,654 - - - 1139 00:56:32,895 --> 00:56:33,691 Hou hou ! 1140 00:56:33,935 --> 00:56:50,808 - - - 1141 00:56:51,055 --> 00:56:52,408 Surfe pour moi 1142 00:56:52,655 --> 00:56:53,565 Vas-y surfe 1143 00:56:54,975 --> 00:56:55,964 Brice, oh Brice 1144 00:56:56,215 --> 00:56:57,250 C'est toi le roi 1145 00:56:57,495 --> 00:57:01,727 - - - 1146 00:57:02,135 --> 00:57:02,851 Surfe ! 1147 00:57:03,255 --> 00:57:04,927 Bruit des vagues 1148 00:57:05,175 --> 00:57:11,330 - - - 1149 00:57:11,575 --> 00:57:13,645 Ton pied, c'est mes pieds. 1150 00:57:13,895 --> 00:57:26,365 - - - 1151 00:57:26,615 --> 00:57:27,491 C'est pas ma mer. 1152 00:57:28,255 --> 00:57:33,283 - - - 1153 00:57:33,895 --> 00:57:36,455 Musique pop 1154 00:57:36,735 --> 00:57:39,010 *D�part Biarritz 7h18, 1155 00:57:39,295 --> 00:57:42,093 ...arriv�e Nice ville 19h15. 1156 00:57:42,335 --> 00:57:47,693 D�part gare de Biarritz 11 h42, arriv�e Nice ville 23h. 1157 00:57:49,455 --> 00:57:50,490 Tiens, K�vin, merci. 1158 00:57:53,455 --> 00:57:54,490 T'es debout l� ? 1159 00:57:54,735 --> 00:57:56,407 Oui, pourquoi ? On te croirait loin. 1160 00:57:57,175 --> 00:57:57,846 Et hop, �a c'est fait. 1161 00:57:58,095 --> 00:57:58,652 Il siffle. 1162 00:58:01,775 --> 00:58:02,890 Belle planche. 1163 00:58:04,455 --> 00:58:05,683 Belles hanches. 1164 00:58:10,615 --> 00:58:12,048 C'est toi, le roi de la glisse ? 1165 00:58:12,735 --> 00:58:14,327 Je t'en prie, miss, appelle-moi Brice. 1166 00:58:15,295 --> 00:58:16,330 On parle plus que... 1167 00:58:16,615 --> 00:58:18,253 ...de toi. - C'est l'histoire... 1168 00:58:18,535 --> 00:58:19,251 ...de ma vie. 1169 00:58:19,975 --> 00:58:22,045 Tu touches en surf ? Couramment. 1170 00:58:22,495 --> 00:58:23,325 Hop, l�. 1171 00:58:23,575 --> 00:58:24,530 Il rit. 1172 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:25,811 Sourire bright. 1173 00:58:26,415 --> 00:58:27,245 J'adore. 1174 00:58:27,655 --> 00:58:28,405 C'est bon �a. 1175 00:58:28,655 --> 00:58:30,088 T'as une copine ? J'ai mieux, 1176 00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:31,330 ...j'ai une sir�ne. 1177 00:58:31,935 --> 00:58:34,449 Tu me fixes toi, comment tu t'apitules ? 1178 00:58:34,855 --> 00:58:37,005 Moi, c'est Gladys, la reine du kiss. 1179 00:58:37,895 --> 00:58:39,374 Ah, mais que fait... 1180 00:58:39,655 --> 00:58:40,644 ...la police ? 1181 00:58:40,895 --> 00:58:41,691 Souffle 1182 00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:48,491 Oh l�. 1183 00:58:50,855 --> 00:58:52,174 Oh l� l�. 1184 00:58:59,615 --> 00:59:00,411 Ah ! Oh ! 1185 00:59:00,735 --> 00:59:01,804 Ah oui ! 1186 00:59:02,095 --> 00:59:02,732 Je te rembourse. 1187 00:59:03,695 --> 00:59:05,492 Dis � ton copain de me rendre mon matos, 1188 00:59:05,735 --> 00:59:06,724 ...sinon je vous d�nonce. 1189 00:59:07,015 --> 00:59:07,731 �a br�le. 1190 00:59:08,095 --> 00:59:09,289 Pas la police. 1191 00:59:09,815 --> 00:59:11,806 T'appelles pas la police. 1192 00:59:12,175 --> 00:59:14,166 Je fais tout ce que tu veux. 1193 00:59:14,535 --> 00:59:16,048 Tiens, enlever le sable. 1194 00:59:16,295 --> 00:59:17,569 Ouais, ouais... 1195 00:59:17,975 --> 00:59:19,613 Mais pas la police. Tout ce que je veux ? 1196 00:59:19,975 --> 00:59:21,693 Non, c'est pas ce que je voulais dire. 1197 00:59:21,935 --> 00:59:22,447 Viens. 1198 00:59:26,055 --> 00:59:28,046 Musique douce 1199 00:59:28,295 --> 00:59:44,405 - - - 1200 00:59:44,655 --> 00:59:45,212 �a va ? 1201 00:59:45,655 --> 00:59:47,566 Pas trop fatigu�e ? �a va ? 1202 00:59:47,815 --> 00:59:48,884 Pas trop fatigu�e ? Non. 1203 00:59:49,295 --> 00:59:50,967 C'est super beau. 1204 00:59:51,295 --> 00:59:52,569 Je te le pr�terai. 1205 00:59:52,815 --> 00:59:54,407 Non, �a va, moi, les livres... 1206 00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:56,686 ...avec plein de lettres tout �a, 1207 00:59:56,975 --> 00:59:57,566 ...non. 1208 00:59:57,895 --> 00:59:59,044 Tu lis jamais ? 1209 01:00:00,895 --> 01:00:03,455 H�, j'en ai lu des... des... 1210 01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:04,844 Il parle de quoi... 1211 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:05,965 ...celui-l� ? 1212 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:09,329 D'un peuple qui vit sous l'oc�an, 1213 01:00:09,575 --> 01:00:10,974 ...des baleines, des dauphins... 1214 01:00:11,615 --> 01:00:12,684 De l'amour. 1215 01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:14,285 De toi, de quoi ? 1216 01:00:14,655 --> 01:00:15,690 De l'amour. 1217 01:00:16,215 --> 01:00:17,330 Ah oui, ben oui. 1218 01:00:17,575 --> 01:00:20,487 C'est pour �a, moi je l'ai compl�tement... 1219 01:00:20,735 --> 01:00:21,770 J'en lis plus. 1220 01:00:22,015 --> 01:00:24,245 Parce que c'est toujours des trucs un peu... 1221 01:00:24,495 --> 01:00:26,406 Sur le... heu... c'est con. 1222 01:00:27,095 --> 01:00:28,050 Ah, c'est con. 1223 01:00:28,415 --> 01:00:29,325 Ouais. 1224 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:32,005 Ben non. 1225 01:00:32,615 --> 01:00:34,571 Allez, vas-y, il te reste de la route. 1226 01:00:36,295 --> 01:00:37,171 Ben oui. 1227 01:00:41,895 --> 01:00:43,123 Passe, passe, � moi ! 1228 01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:44,728 - Passe la balle ! 1229 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:45,646 A moi, passe ! 1230 01:00:45,895 --> 01:00:46,964 Mon Dieu. A moi ! 1231 01:00:48,175 --> 01:00:48,687 La balle ! 1232 01:00:48,975 --> 01:00:49,725 Renvoie � moi ! 1233 01:00:50,095 --> 01:00:51,210 Musique funk 1234 01:00:51,455 --> 01:00:52,285 D�gage ! 1235 01:00:53,575 --> 01:00:54,530 Fesse ball. 1236 01:00:54,775 --> 01:00:55,685 Je l'ai, je l'ai. 1237 01:00:55,935 --> 01:00:56,651 Couilles ball. 1238 01:00:56,895 --> 01:00:58,123 Heu... football. 1239 01:01:00,535 --> 01:01:02,446 Qui veut un poster de moi ? 1240 01:01:02,695 --> 01:01:04,686 Casse ball. 1241 01:01:05,415 --> 01:01:06,086 �a va les Spices ? 1242 01:01:06,335 --> 01:01:07,370 - Ouais ! 1243 01:01:07,615 --> 01:01:08,889 Tour de magie. 1244 01:01:09,135 --> 01:01:10,170 Viens l�, Natacha. 1245 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:12,891 T'es physiquement intelligente. - Hein ? 1246 01:01:13,135 --> 01:01:13,885 - 2, 3. 1247 01:01:18,135 --> 01:01:18,931 Ouh ! 1248 01:01:19,175 --> 01:01:20,813 Applaudissements, acclamations 1249 01:01:21,255 --> 01:01:23,007 En plus, j'aime pas le volley. 1250 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:25,013 Pas tr�s bonne toi. 1251 01:01:25,255 --> 01:01:27,564 Oui, je suis nulle. Non, t'as un gros cul. 1252 01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:28,850 Fracas On fait comme si... 1253 01:01:29,095 --> 01:01:30,369 ...tu comprenais rien. 1254 01:01:30,775 --> 01:01:31,924 - D'accord. - Ok. 1255 01:01:33,015 --> 01:01:33,970 Hop l� boum. 1256 01:01:37,495 --> 01:01:38,325 Ebrouement 1257 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:39,764 Musique � suspense 1258 01:01:40,055 --> 01:01:45,288 - - - 1259 01:01:45,615 --> 01:01:46,809 T'es qui toi ? 1260 01:01:47,255 --> 01:01:49,132 T'es qui, l� ? Tequila. 1261 01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:50,888 Brice, Brice de Nice. 1262 01:01:51,655 --> 01:01:52,644 Ouais ? 1263 01:01:52,895 --> 01:01:53,805 Moi, c'est Igor. 1264 01:01:54,215 --> 01:01:55,204 Igor d'Hossegor. 1265 01:01:55,855 --> 01:01:56,685 Igor d'Hossegor ? 1266 01:01:57,095 --> 01:01:57,971 Cherche pas, t'as tort. 1267 01:01:58,535 --> 01:02:00,526 R�p�te, j'ai total forget. 1268 01:02:00,935 --> 01:02:02,846 (Voix caverneuse) Igor d'Hossegor. 1269 01:02:04,815 --> 01:02:05,964 Magne-toi, viens ici. 1270 01:02:06,215 --> 01:02:06,772 Je suis bien l�. 1271 01:02:07,215 --> 01:02:08,534 Tu serais mieux l�. 1272 01:02:09,695 --> 01:02:10,605 Pfff. 1273 01:02:12,535 --> 01:02:14,207 Tra�ne plus autour d'elle. 1274 01:02:14,935 --> 01:02:16,926 R�vise plut�t ton surf, bient�t c'est... 1275 01:02:17,215 --> 01:02:19,445 ...la comp�ta'. Si tu veux pas que je te la p�te, 1276 01:02:19,935 --> 01:02:20,731 ...capisce ? 1277 01:02:21,495 --> 01:02:23,213 Tentative de d�marrage 1278 01:02:24,735 --> 01:02:26,214 - - - 1279 01:02:26,655 --> 01:02:27,451 Il est... heu... 1280 01:02:27,815 --> 01:02:28,327 Cass� ? 1281 01:02:28,575 --> 01:02:29,485 D'habitude, 1282 01:02:29,775 --> 01:02:30,844 ...il marche bien. Ouais. 1283 01:02:31,175 --> 01:02:31,812 Il est cass�. 1284 01:02:32,055 --> 01:02:33,329 D�marrage 1285 01:02:34,015 --> 01:02:34,970 Sifflement de serpent 1286 01:02:35,295 --> 01:02:36,125 Pas de violence, 1287 01:02:36,415 --> 01:02:37,370 ...c'est les vacances. 1288 01:02:46,735 --> 01:02:48,407 Y en a beaucoup des comme lui ici ? 1289 01:02:48,655 --> 01:02:49,167 Un. 1290 01:02:49,615 --> 01:02:50,684 Y en a qu'un. 1291 01:02:51,695 --> 01:02:53,094 - J'en vois 3 moi. 1292 01:02:53,855 --> 01:02:55,811 Brouhaha festif 1293 01:02:56,055 --> 01:02:58,125 - - - 1294 01:02:58,495 --> 01:03:00,087 D'ailleurs Bodhi le dit. 1295 01:03:00,335 --> 01:03:01,370 Tout est dans le rythme. 1296 01:03:01,615 --> 01:03:04,413 La vie, le surf... le rythme. 1297 01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:07,533 - Non mais ton Bodhi, � la fin de Point Break, 1298 01:03:07,815 --> 01:03:10,613 ...il se noie. Et quand t'es mort, t'as plus... 1299 01:03:10,895 --> 01:03:11,645 ...de rythme. 1300 01:03:12,015 --> 01:03:12,652 Faux ! 1301 01:03:12,935 --> 01:03:13,447 Faux. 1302 01:03:13,735 --> 01:03:14,326 Totalement faux. 1303 01:03:14,575 --> 01:03:17,009 J'ai envie de te dire: Menteur. 1304 01:03:17,415 --> 01:03:18,564 Menteur. 1305 01:03:18,935 --> 01:03:19,970 Bodhi ne meurt pas. 1306 01:03:21,935 --> 01:03:22,924 Pas spirituellement. 1307 01:03:23,175 --> 01:03:25,973 L�, on est au coeur m�me du Bodhisme. 1308 01:03:26,215 --> 01:03:27,489 Je veux pas te casser... 1309 01:03:27,775 --> 01:03:29,049 ...mais j'ai vu le film. 1310 01:03:29,415 --> 01:03:31,087 Et � la fin, il meurt physiquement. 1311 01:03:31,455 --> 01:03:32,126 Faux ! 1312 01:03:33,335 --> 01:03:35,166 Totalement faux, c'est toi qui es mort. 1313 01:03:35,495 --> 01:03:36,928 T'es totalement mort. 1314 01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:38,854 T'as pas saisi la nuance, K�vin. 1315 01:03:39,135 --> 01:03:41,126 Je m'appelle pas K�vin. Peu importe. 1316 01:03:41,415 --> 01:03:43,883 Ce qui est important... Ce qu'il veut dire... 1317 01:03:44,295 --> 01:03:44,966 Dis-moi si je me... 1318 01:03:45,255 --> 01:03:46,483 ...trompe. Mais vite. 1319 01:03:47,015 --> 01:03:48,414 - Bodhi se r�g�n�re dans le tube. 1320 01:03:48,815 --> 01:03:53,331 C'est-�-dire que lorsque je rentre dans le tube... 1321 01:03:53,975 --> 01:03:54,930 Ouais... En fait, 1322 01:03:55,255 --> 01:03:58,565 ...j'exprime le d�sir de rentrer dans le vagin maternel. 1323 01:03:58,935 --> 01:03:59,924 C'est d�gueulasse. 1324 01:04:00,335 --> 01:04:03,372 Et lorsque je ressors du tube, � cet instant pr�cis, 1325 01:04:04,695 --> 01:04:05,844 ...je renais. 1326 01:04:06,775 --> 01:04:09,084 Applaudissements 1327 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,125 L�, c'est clair, merci. 1328 01:04:11,455 --> 01:04:12,444 Ouais, mais ouais... 1329 01:04:12,775 --> 01:04:14,174 Oui, non mais... 1330 01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:16,926 C'est pas aussi simple que �a. Je pratique, 1331 01:04:17,215 --> 01:04:18,443 ...je suis bodhien. 1332 01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:19,685 Je respecte ton avis. 1333 01:04:20,015 --> 01:04:21,767 Mais c'est pas le mien, donc pas le bon. 1334 01:04:22,135 --> 01:04:24,490 Je l'ai vu 6614 fois alors... 1335 01:04:24,815 --> 01:04:25,725 C'est pas aussi... non. 1336 01:04:27,575 --> 01:04:28,291 Hugh ! 1337 01:04:28,655 --> 01:04:32,853 Moi, Marius de Fr�jus, je suis son... managueur... 1338 01:04:34,335 --> 01:04:35,484 Babakar. Cindy. 1339 01:04:35,855 --> 01:04:36,890 Cindy. T'as foutu... 1340 01:04:37,175 --> 01:04:40,326 ...quoi aujourd'hui ? Moi ? J'ai rien gland�. 1341 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:42,490 Ronflement 1342 01:04:42,735 --> 01:04:43,690 Rires 1343 01:04:44,095 --> 01:04:45,653 Musique symphonique 1344 01:04:45,895 --> 01:04:53,688 - - - 1345 01:04:53,935 --> 01:04:54,572 H�, h� ! 1346 01:04:54,935 --> 01:04:55,845 Dis donc l�. 1347 01:04:56,855 --> 01:04:58,004 Tu vas pas me l�cher ? 1348 01:04:58,575 --> 01:05:01,009 Parce que moi, cet argent... 1349 01:05:01,255 --> 01:05:01,892 Pour moi... 1350 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:04,570 Super m�ga important. 1351 01:05:04,855 --> 01:05:05,731 Ouais ? 1352 01:05:08,455 --> 01:05:09,365 Allez. 1353 01:05:10,855 --> 01:05:13,449 T'as vu la... la... la... Hein ? 1354 01:05:13,815 --> 01:05:23,770 - - - 1355 01:05:24,135 --> 01:05:48,403 - - - 1356 01:05:48,655 --> 01:05:49,690 C'est pas comme �a. 1357 01:05:50,215 --> 01:05:51,045 Quoi ? 1358 01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:53,365 C'est les 2 pieds d'un coup. 1359 01:05:53,615 --> 01:05:55,333 Je sais, pour qui tu me prends ? 1360 01:05:55,575 --> 01:05:58,692 Pour un mec qui ne sait m�me pas faire un take off. 1361 01:05:59,815 --> 01:06:00,725 Attends. 1362 01:06:01,135 --> 01:06:02,727 Je vais te montrer. 1363 01:06:02,975 --> 01:06:04,124 Musique country 1364 01:06:04,375 --> 01:06:07,014 - - - 1365 01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:08,085 Ouais, c'est pas mal. 1366 01:06:08,335 --> 01:06:09,654 Voil� pourquoi t'y arrives pas. 1367 01:06:09,895 --> 01:06:11,089 Ta planche est ensabl�e. 1368 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:12,529 - C'est bien. 1369 01:06:12,775 --> 01:06:14,208 T'en fais depuis longtemps ? 1370 01:06:14,455 --> 01:06:15,649 Pas tr�s. Ah ? 1371 01:06:16,895 --> 01:06:18,089 Attends, attends. 1372 01:06:21,975 --> 01:06:23,727 Putain, fais gaffe. 1373 01:06:23,975 --> 01:06:25,328 T'as peur des vagues ? 1374 01:06:25,575 --> 01:06:27,486 J'aime pas les petites vagues. 1375 01:06:27,735 --> 01:06:28,770 Je pr�f�re les grosses. 1376 01:06:30,415 --> 01:06:32,326 *Surfin' the waves ! 1377 01:06:32,575 --> 01:06:33,132 Demain... 1378 01:06:33,415 --> 01:06:34,973 ...se d�roule la 5e �dition... 1379 01:06:35,215 --> 01:06:37,046 ...de la World Underground Surf Cup. 1380 01:06:37,495 --> 01:06:39,850 A J moins 1, "Surfin the waves" fait un d�tour... 1381 01:06:40,175 --> 01:06:41,688 ...dans les coulisses o�... 1382 01:06:42,055 --> 01:06:44,330 ...les riders ont bris� la glace, chut ! 1383 01:06:45,055 --> 01:06:46,568 Brice de Nice. Arnaud de Lacanau. 1384 01:06:46,815 --> 01:06:49,613 Confiant, concentr�, ce soir je vais manger l�ger. 1385 01:06:50,135 --> 01:06:51,614 Babakar de Dakar. 1386 01:06:51,855 --> 01:06:55,291 Bodhi est en moi, Bodhi est dans mon body. 1387 01:06:55,695 --> 01:06:57,208 Nikos de Mikonos. 1388 01:06:57,975 --> 01:07:01,365 Le surf... c'est la d�chire. 1389 01:07:01,815 --> 01:07:03,248 Igor d'Hossegor. 1390 01:07:03,495 --> 01:07:04,848 Moi, demain, je gagne. 1391 01:07:05,095 --> 01:07:06,733 Les autres, devine. 1392 01:07:07,135 --> 01:07:08,124 JB du Tibet. 1393 01:07:08,495 --> 01:07:09,644 Lo�c du Croisic. 1394 01:07:09,895 --> 01:07:10,532 Nicolas de Paris. 1395 01:07:10,775 --> 01:07:11,924 - T'es surfer ? 1396 01:07:12,175 --> 01:07:13,210 - Non, volleyeur. 1397 01:07:13,455 --> 01:07:14,854 (Tous) Ah ! 1398 01:07:15,255 --> 01:07:17,211 H�, Igor, le mutant de la vague. 1399 01:07:17,455 --> 01:07:17,967 Pas touche. 1400 01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:19,768 Merci � mon sponsor. C'est bon. 1401 01:07:20,055 --> 01:07:20,612 Ah ! 1402 01:07:20,855 --> 01:07:21,492 Nemo, l�che-le. 1403 01:07:21,855 --> 01:07:22,685 Vive le Croisic libre ! 1404 01:07:22,935 --> 01:07:23,924 Va p�cher une hu�tre. 1405 01:07:24,175 --> 01:07:27,645 Bra�ce de N�ce, cette ann�e, c'est un peu le challenger ! 1406 01:07:27,895 --> 01:07:30,170 Ouais, je suis le challenger ! 1407 01:07:33,615 --> 01:07:36,652 Le prends pas mal, mais depuis tout � l'heure, 1408 01:07:36,895 --> 01:07:38,248 ...tu fais ton cr�neur. 1409 01:07:38,495 --> 01:07:40,725 �a me so�le, tu voudrais pas mourir 1 h ? 1410 01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:43,203 Je t'ai cass�. 1411 01:07:43,775 --> 01:07:44,810 Allez, hop, coupez. 1412 01:07:47,335 --> 01:07:49,803 *Vol direct Air France 5367, 1413 01:07:50,055 --> 01:07:53,445 ...d�part Biarritz 10h15, arriv�e Nice 11 h. 1414 01:07:53,695 --> 01:07:55,287 337� 90. 1415 01:07:55,535 --> 01:07:56,809 C'est bon, j'ai eu ma m�re. 1416 01:07:57,055 --> 01:07:58,329 Y a une b�te ! 1417 01:07:58,575 --> 01:07:59,690 C'est qu'un crabe. 1418 01:07:59,935 --> 01:08:01,050 Rires des filles 1419 01:08:01,335 --> 01:08:07,649 - - - 1420 01:08:09,095 --> 01:08:09,925 Je le fais bien ? 1421 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:12,172 - - - 1422 01:08:17,295 --> 01:08:19,206 Cris guerriers 1423 01:08:19,575 --> 01:08:21,133 - - - 1424 01:08:23,415 --> 01:08:24,894 Alors la quiche, tu t'es perdu ? 1425 01:08:25,255 --> 01:08:27,052 La piscine municipale, c'est par l�. 1426 01:08:27,295 --> 01:08:28,330 Rires 1427 01:08:28,575 --> 01:08:30,566 Elles sont XL tes vannes, et ton surf... 1428 01:08:30,855 --> 01:08:32,766 ...camouflage dans la mer, c'est un concept ? 1429 01:08:33,015 --> 01:08:33,845 Y a des algues, non ? 1430 01:08:34,135 --> 01:08:35,124 Brik de Nik. 1431 01:08:35,455 --> 01:08:38,174 Je t'ai viss�, cass�, WC, tout ce que tu veux. 1432 01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:39,131 Je suis pas mort. 1433 01:08:39,495 --> 01:08:40,450 C'est pas �a, casser. 1434 01:08:40,815 --> 01:08:42,168 Cherche pas, t'as tort. 1435 01:08:48,335 --> 01:08:50,132 C'est une grosse morve ton Igor. 1436 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,728 Ouais, t'as raison. 1437 01:08:51,975 --> 01:08:52,964 N'importe quoi. 1438 01:08:55,615 --> 01:08:56,809 Tu vas pas � l'eau... 1439 01:08:57,095 --> 01:08:58,323 ...ce matin ? 1440 01:08:58,575 --> 01:09:00,088 Frottements du sable 1441 01:09:00,335 --> 01:09:01,734 - - - 1442 01:09:02,615 --> 01:09:03,843 Non, pas ce matin. 1443 01:09:04,855 --> 01:09:07,972 J'ai l'impression que l'oc�an ne me veut pas. 1444 01:09:08,775 --> 01:09:09,366 Peut-�tre... 1445 01:09:09,655 --> 01:09:11,646 ...une question de lune, de dune. 1446 01:09:12,175 --> 01:09:12,971 Tu ressens trop bien... 1447 01:09:13,255 --> 01:09:14,370 ...les choses. 1448 01:09:16,135 --> 01:09:16,965 Il est... 1449 01:09:17,255 --> 01:09:19,052 ...trop sensible ce mec. 1450 01:09:19,855 --> 01:09:22,130 Tu trouves pas qu'il ressemble � Brad Pitt... 1451 01:09:22,415 --> 01:09:23,450 ...avec des cheveux ? 1452 01:09:24,015 --> 01:09:26,893 T'as vu un petit chien, grand comme �a ? 1453 01:09:27,175 --> 01:09:28,403 Haut comme �a. 1454 01:09:28,655 --> 01:09:31,965 Il courait vite, il est parti par l� ou par l�. 1455 01:09:32,695 --> 01:09:33,571 Je sais pas. 1456 01:09:33,895 --> 01:09:35,123 Je suis folle de lui. 1457 01:09:37,415 --> 01:09:38,325 J'adore ! 1458 01:09:38,975 --> 01:09:41,728 Musique sensuelle 1459 01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:43,528 II g�mit sous l'effort. 1460 01:09:43,815 --> 01:09:52,928 - - - - - - 1461 01:09:53,655 --> 01:09:54,405 T'as le pied... 1462 01:09:54,695 --> 01:09:55,411 ...marin toi ? 1463 01:09:59,975 --> 01:10:00,566 Non... 1464 01:10:01,575 --> 01:10:03,611 Je vais te foutre mon pied dans le cul. 1465 01:10:03,935 --> 01:10:04,606 Tu vas moins... 1466 01:10:04,895 --> 01:10:05,771 ...rigoler. 1467 01:10:06,855 --> 01:10:07,970 T'es souvent grossier ? 1468 01:10:10,895 --> 01:10:12,214 Tu me feras un tour en plus. 1469 01:10:13,015 --> 01:10:14,130 Tu seras un ours. 1470 01:10:20,535 --> 01:10:21,047 Allez. 1471 01:10:21,295 --> 01:10:22,569 G�missements 1472 01:10:23,775 --> 01:10:25,925 Grognement 1473 01:10:28,415 --> 01:10:29,734 Je suis... 1474 01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:30,930 - Tiens. 1475 01:10:33,095 --> 01:10:34,244 Allez viens. 1476 01:10:39,575 --> 01:10:40,291 Hou ! 1477 01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:41,764 Oh l� ! 1478 01:10:42,015 --> 01:10:43,050 Il siffle. 1479 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,890 H�, d'ici, c'est vachement mieux. 1480 01:10:47,255 --> 01:10:48,244 C'est s�r que... 1481 01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:49,172 Il est beau non ? 1482 01:10:49,855 --> 01:10:50,685 Et... 1483 01:10:53,895 --> 01:10:55,453 Je l'ai retap� enti�rement. 1484 01:10:57,895 --> 01:10:59,692 Dans 3 mois, je fais le tour du monde. 1485 01:11:00,335 --> 01:11:01,927 Quoi ? Toute seule ? 1486 01:11:02,575 --> 01:11:03,485 Oui, pourquoi ? 1487 01:11:04,855 --> 01:11:06,129 Je sais pas, t'es... 1488 01:11:06,415 --> 01:11:08,133 Non ? T'as pas peur ? 1489 01:11:08,495 --> 01:11:09,530 De quoi ? De quoi ? 1490 01:11:09,815 --> 01:11:12,409 Mais de tout ce qu'y a sous l'eau... 1491 01:11:12,695 --> 01:11:14,447 ...les poissons qui attaquent, 1492 01:11:14,695 --> 01:11:15,923 ...les temp�tes... 1493 01:11:16,175 --> 01:11:18,564 Les pirates tout �a, c'est... c'est... 1494 01:11:20,095 --> 01:11:21,164 Des pirates comme toi. 1495 01:11:23,895 --> 01:11:24,930 T'es le 1er mec... 1496 01:11:25,215 --> 01:11:26,728 ...� monter sur ce bateau � part moi. 1497 01:11:28,095 --> 01:11:28,811 Ah... 1498 01:11:29,055 --> 01:11:30,408 Non... Tu veux voir... 1499 01:11:30,695 --> 01:11:31,491 ...la cabine ? 1500 01:11:33,655 --> 01:11:34,246 Ouais. 1501 01:11:34,495 --> 01:11:35,644 Ouais. Viens. 1502 01:11:43,975 --> 01:11:44,851 Enl�ve tes chaussures. 1503 01:11:45,855 --> 01:11:46,924 Quoi ? De quoi ? 1504 01:11:47,295 --> 01:11:47,966 Pourquoi ? 1505 01:11:48,215 --> 01:11:48,772 C'est comme �a. 1506 01:11:50,735 --> 01:11:52,691 Ah... l�... il faut y aller. 1507 01:11:53,015 --> 01:11:54,130 Je dois m'en aller. 1508 01:11:54,655 --> 01:11:55,610 On m'appelle, ouais ! 1509 01:11:55,855 --> 01:11:56,651 Quoi ? 1510 01:11:57,015 --> 01:11:57,606 Faut que j'y aille. 1511 01:11:59,255 --> 01:12:00,449 T'es compl�tement con ! 1512 01:12:00,695 --> 01:12:03,209 O� tu vas, l� ? C'est bon, �a va. 1513 01:12:03,455 --> 01:12:04,570 - Mais o� tu vas ? 1514 01:12:04,935 --> 01:12:06,163 Salut. 1515 01:12:06,735 --> 01:12:07,565 Reviens ! Tu coules ! 1516 01:12:07,935 --> 01:12:09,527 Je dois y aller. 1517 01:12:10,655 --> 01:12:11,804 Reviens sur mon bateau. 1518 01:12:14,215 --> 01:12:16,012 Et hop, t'as vu �a ? 1519 01:12:16,255 --> 01:12:17,608 - Les pieds un peu plus �cart�s. 1520 01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:18,571 Allez, recommence. 1521 01:12:18,815 --> 01:12:19,372 - Quand tu veux. 1522 01:12:19,735 --> 01:12:21,373 - Re ! - Tr�s bien. 1523 01:12:21,615 --> 01:12:22,764 - Excellent, oui ! 1524 01:12:23,015 --> 01:12:24,528 Le meilleur take off de la c�te d'Azur. 1525 01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:26,413 - Give me twice ! - Twice. 1526 01:12:27,815 --> 01:12:28,770 - Faut que je glisse. 1527 01:12:30,855 --> 01:12:32,811 T'as cru que je savais pas surfer ? 1528 01:12:33,055 --> 01:12:34,647 Franchement ? - Ouais. 1529 01:12:34,895 --> 01:12:36,294 - Je t'ai bien cass�. - Oui. 1530 01:12:36,535 --> 01:12:37,411 - Tu la veux la Cup ? - Oui ! 1531 01:12:37,655 --> 01:12:38,849 - Je te la donnerai. 1532 01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:43,006 Musique rock 1533 01:12:43,295 --> 01:12:54,126 - - - 1534 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:57,845 La derni�re r�plique de Bodhi, c'est "vaya con dios". 1535 01:12:58,215 --> 01:13:00,934 "Va avec les dieux". - Ta gueule, t'es p�nible. 1536 01:13:01,495 --> 01:13:02,484 - C'est pas compliqu�. 1537 01:13:03,175 --> 01:13:04,210 Un quart cassis, 1538 01:13:04,455 --> 01:13:05,968 ...un quart citron, 1539 01:13:06,255 --> 01:13:07,244 ...un carambar. 1540 01:13:09,575 --> 01:13:11,133 Et tu shakes, et tu shakes, 1541 01:13:11,415 --> 01:13:12,484 ...et tu shakes. 1542 01:13:12,735 --> 01:13:13,485 - Et c'est tout ? 1543 01:13:13,855 --> 01:13:14,571 Non, tu reshakes. 1544 01:13:14,815 --> 01:13:15,725 �a fait pas 4 quarts. 1545 01:13:16,015 --> 01:13:16,811 Et alors ? 1546 01:13:17,055 --> 01:13:18,454 T'es barman, pas p�tissier. 1547 01:13:18,815 --> 01:13:20,771 Rires Je t'ai cass�. 1548 01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:22,568 Et voil�, abracadaBra�ce ! 1549 01:13:23,335 --> 01:13:24,848 Rock 1550 01:13:25,095 --> 01:13:26,494 - - - 1551 01:13:26,855 --> 01:13:28,447 H�, tu donneras �a � ton pote. 1552 01:13:28,935 --> 01:13:30,129 C'est toi la coquine ? 1553 01:13:30,455 --> 01:13:32,332 D'accord, Ok. C'est �a oui. 1554 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:34,928 Attends, ho, viens, c'est quoi... 1555 01:13:35,215 --> 01:13:36,011 ...le probl�me ? 1556 01:13:40,735 --> 01:13:41,929 C'est quoi son probl�me ? 1557 01:13:42,575 --> 01:13:43,974 Ah, il t'a pas dit. 1558 01:13:45,215 --> 01:13:46,045 Viens l�. 1559 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:50,493 - - - 1560 01:13:50,735 --> 01:13:51,645 Non ! 1561 01:13:53,015 --> 01:13:54,164 Tu vas pas lui dire. 1562 01:13:55,895 --> 01:13:57,851 Ah... le salopard. 1563 01:13:58,215 --> 01:14:00,365 T'as pas le droit. Demain, 1564 01:14:01,135 --> 01:14:02,773 ...c'est la Cup, fini les �clairs au caf�. 1565 01:14:03,055 --> 01:14:03,805 Comment �a ? 1566 01:14:05,255 --> 01:14:06,654 Excuse-moi, faut que G.I. ! 1567 01:14:07,095 --> 01:14:07,607 Ho ! 1568 01:14:07,855 --> 01:14:10,050 C'est pas vrai, c'est une maladie ou quoi ? 1569 01:14:10,295 --> 01:14:12,411 Musique techno 1570 01:14:12,855 --> 01:14:17,133 - - - 1571 01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,569 D�gage s'il te pla�t. 1572 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:20,004 Fracas 1573 01:14:20,255 --> 01:14:22,166 R�criminations 1574 01:14:22,895 --> 01:14:23,532 *Je voudrais... 1575 01:14:23,815 --> 01:14:26,283 ...d�dier cette chanson � tous les djeunes... 1576 01:14:26,575 --> 01:14:29,294 ...fun et bigarr�s, frais et bien form�s. 1577 01:14:29,535 --> 01:14:31,844 Et surtout � un mec formidable. 1578 01:14:32,215 --> 01:14:34,649 *J'ai nomm� Brice de Nice. 1579 01:14:35,015 --> 01:14:37,575 Musique funk 1580 01:14:46,575 --> 01:14:47,530 Salut Marius. 1581 01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:54,726 - - - 1582 01:14:54,975 --> 01:14:56,328 Tu veux pas enlever tes pompes ? 1583 01:14:57,815 --> 01:15:00,375 C'est super rigolo �a. 1584 01:15:00,855 --> 01:15:04,086 (Musique sensuelle) I was lost in darkness 1585 01:15:04,495 --> 01:15:07,646 Ashamed and helpless 1586 01:15:07,895 --> 01:15:10,728 You came with a goddess 1587 01:15:10,975 --> 01:15:14,331 And the world was bliss 1588 01:15:14,575 --> 01:15:17,043 One and one is two 1589 01:15:18,095 --> 01:15:20,848 You're my dream come true 1590 01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:23,525 Listen to the heart 1591 01:15:25,215 --> 01:15:26,648 Tu bouges encore, je te p�te la gueule. 1592 01:15:27,335 --> 01:15:27,972 D'accord. 1593 01:15:28,215 --> 01:15:41,128 - - - 1594 01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:42,251 Il faut... 1595 01:15:42,975 --> 01:15:45,250 Il faut pas faire... il faut pas... 1596 01:15:45,895 --> 01:15:47,089 Il faut pas faire �a. 1597 01:15:47,375 --> 01:16:06,967 - - - 1598 01:16:07,335 --> 01:16:09,166 Non, non, il faut pas faire �a. 1599 01:16:09,535 --> 01:16:11,048 Faut pas faire �a. 1600 01:16:12,655 --> 01:16:13,849 C'est fou. 1601 01:16:14,415 --> 01:16:24,484 - - - 1602 01:16:24,975 --> 01:16:26,124 Il faut pas. 1603 01:16:26,455 --> 01:16:32,849 - - - 1604 01:16:33,175 --> 01:16:33,812 Et voil�. 1605 01:16:34,055 --> 01:16:42,133 - - - 1606 01:16:42,375 --> 01:16:43,125 Quand m�me. 1607 01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:46,970 - - - 1608 01:16:47,215 --> 01:16:47,772 H� ! 1609 01:16:48,175 --> 01:17:03,011 - - - 1610 01:17:03,255 --> 01:17:03,812 Oh ! 1611 01:17:04,055 --> 01:17:08,333 - - - 1612 01:17:08,575 --> 01:17:09,644 Elles te plaisent ? 1613 01:17:10,335 --> 01:17:11,893 Oui... oui... oui ! 1614 01:17:12,255 --> 01:17:13,608 Elles sont... Elles sont... 1615 01:17:14,135 --> 01:17:15,454 Superjolies. 1616 01:17:15,975 --> 01:17:16,930 Tu trouves ? 1617 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:20,090 Elle rit. 1618 01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:24,487 - - - 1619 01:17:24,735 --> 01:17:25,884 Parle pas trop fort. 1620 01:17:26,135 --> 01:17:27,853 Tu me marches sur les pieds. 1621 01:17:28,215 --> 01:17:31,013 Ballade rock 1622 01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:37,569 - - - 1623 01:17:37,815 --> 01:17:38,804 H� Bodhi, yeah ! 1624 01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:40,932 - Aimez-moi les uns les autres. 1625 01:17:42,535 --> 01:17:44,093 �a taquine, K�vin ? 1626 01:17:46,975 --> 01:17:49,409 Qui veut danser avec le vainqueur de demain ? 1627 01:17:49,655 --> 01:17:50,531 Oh l�. 1628 01:17:50,935 --> 01:18:10,368 - - - 1629 01:18:10,935 --> 01:18:11,492 Wax. 1630 01:18:12,095 --> 01:18:12,607 Wax. 1631 01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:13,446 Wax. 1632 01:18:13,975 --> 01:18:14,566 Wax. 1633 01:18:14,815 --> 01:18:17,249 - - - 1634 01:18:17,495 --> 01:18:18,132 Oh... 1635 01:18:18,575 --> 01:18:20,406 Swim Clapotis 1636 01:18:21,015 --> 01:18:23,051 Swim... swim... 1637 01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:25,012 Surf 1638 01:18:25,255 --> 01:18:26,608 Surf 1639 01:18:26,895 --> 01:18:28,010 Ride 1640 01:18:28,255 --> 01:18:29,574 Ride 1641 01:18:29,855 --> 01:18:31,573 Wave 1642 01:18:33,215 --> 01:18:33,931 Wave 1643 01:18:34,175 --> 01:18:36,086 - - - 1644 01:18:36,415 --> 01:18:37,689 Giling... giling... 1645 01:18:38,335 --> 01:18:39,814 Giling... giling... 1646 01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:42,928 (Tous) Giling, giling, giling... 1647 01:18:43,175 --> 01:18:46,008 Giling, giling, giling... 1648 01:18:46,775 --> 01:18:48,925 Tu fais quoi ? Tu joues du tibia ? 1649 01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:50,933 - Attends, j'ai pas fait... 1650 01:18:51,215 --> 01:18:52,170 ...expr�s ! 1651 01:18:52,415 --> 01:18:53,814 Arr�te, c'est chiant. 1652 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:55,924 Arr�te, j'aime pas �a. 1653 01:18:56,175 --> 01:18:57,528 Tu flippes � cause d'Igor ? 1654 01:18:58,015 --> 01:18:59,289 J'ai pas peur d'Igor. 1655 01:19:00,175 --> 01:19:01,369 �a va, j'ai 16 ans. 1656 01:19:01,615 --> 01:19:02,650 T'as 16 ans ! 1657 01:19:02,935 --> 01:19:04,891 Attends, non, attends. 1658 01:19:05,135 --> 01:19:06,045 Dans une semaine. 1659 01:19:06,295 --> 01:19:07,171 Non, non, non ! 1660 01:19:08,695 --> 01:19:09,252 Arr�te Igor ! 1661 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:10,211 Laisse-le ! 1662 01:19:10,455 --> 01:19:11,604 Tu vas ranger ma chambre. 1663 01:19:11,855 --> 01:19:13,413 Brouhaha 1664 01:19:14,255 --> 01:19:15,927 - - - 1665 01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:17,204 Tu m'as... 1666 01:19:17,495 --> 01:19:18,371 ...pas compris, �tranger. 1667 01:19:18,735 --> 01:19:19,406 T'es chez moi ici. 1668 01:19:19,735 --> 01:19:20,690 Et elle, c'est ma soeur. 1669 01:19:21,055 --> 01:19:23,444 T'arr�tes de polluer mes plages et tu pars. 1670 01:19:23,775 --> 01:19:25,572 Non, j'ai comp�t' dans 6h. T'es l�... 1671 01:19:25,855 --> 01:19:27,129 ...pour surfer ? Non, pour gagner. 1672 01:19:27,575 --> 01:19:29,167 Ok, je vais surfer contre toi demain, 1673 01:19:29,415 --> 01:19:30,325 ...tout contre toi. 1674 01:19:30,615 --> 01:19:31,570 Tu vas t�ter ma d�rive. 1675 01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:33,607 Tu vas bouffer ma wax. 1676 01:19:34,335 --> 01:19:35,609 Il me fait des avances ! 1677 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:39,489 Je suis n� ici, toi, 1678 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:40,685 ...tu vas mourir ici. 1679 01:19:41,135 --> 01:19:42,284 Il a l'air fort. 1680 01:19:42,655 --> 01:19:43,690 T'as tort, je suis... 1681 01:19:43,975 --> 01:19:45,533 ...d�j� collector. Je suis bodhiste. 1682 01:19:45,895 --> 01:19:46,645 Yes man, moi aussi. 1683 01:19:46,935 --> 01:19:48,129 (En choeur) Toi, ta gueule. 1684 01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:49,012 Gong 1685 01:19:49,295 --> 01:19:50,171 Quelle que soit... 1686 01:19:50,495 --> 01:19:51,211 ...la couleur... 1687 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:53,167 ...de ton lycra, demain, il vire au rouge. 1688 01:19:53,495 --> 01:19:55,167 Je vais t'exploser. De rire. 1689 01:19:55,495 --> 01:19:57,326 Rire g�n�ral 1690 01:19:57,775 --> 01:19:59,094 Barri�re de corail ! 1691 01:19:59,455 --> 01:20:00,092 Hu�es 1692 01:20:00,415 --> 01:20:01,325 Tu sais pas � qui... 1693 01:20:01,695 --> 01:20:03,811 ...tu t'adresses. J'ai d�j� bouff� des m�duses. 1694 01:20:04,295 --> 01:20:05,648 Hu�es 1695 01:20:05,895 --> 01:20:07,374 C'est pour �a que t'es transparent. 1696 01:20:07,815 --> 01:20:08,850 Il t'a cass� ! 1697 01:20:09,175 --> 01:20:12,053 Non, boomerang boomerang, tout ce que tu dis, 1698 01:20:12,335 --> 01:20:13,245 ...revient vers toi. 1699 01:20:13,615 --> 01:20:14,934 Hu�es 1700 01:20:15,175 --> 01:20:16,005 Igor, t'es mort. 1701 01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:17,728 Sinon, miroir, miroir. 1702 01:20:18,175 --> 01:20:19,688 Tout ce que tu dis revient vers toi. 1703 01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:21,414 Ringard ! Ringard ! 1704 01:20:21,695 --> 01:20:22,605 II s'autocasse. 1705 01:20:23,055 --> 01:20:24,044 Ou yoyo yoyo ? 1706 01:20:24,335 --> 01:20:28,123 T'es comme le "�" de surf, t'existes pas. 1707 01:20:28,415 --> 01:20:30,406 Fracas Je t'ai fracass� ! 1708 01:20:32,015 --> 01:20:33,971 Sifflement de serpent Igor, tu sors ! 1709 01:20:34,295 --> 01:20:36,331 Casse-toi ! Ouuuaaaiiis ! 1710 01:20:37,055 --> 01:20:37,692 Give me twice. 1711 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:38,966 Calme-toi. 1712 01:20:39,415 --> 01:20:40,734 Demain, t'as compete'. 1713 01:20:40,975 --> 01:20:43,569 - H�, boomerang, boomerang: Moyen, moyen ! 1714 01:20:45,335 --> 01:20:46,563 Je vais le dire � ma m�re. 1715 01:20:46,815 --> 01:20:47,770 Rock 1716 01:20:48,055 --> 01:20:58,044 - - - 1717 01:20:58,335 --> 01:21:00,485 Brice, t'es le meilleur ! Ouais. 1718 01:21:00,855 --> 01:21:23,724 - - - 1719 01:21:24,095 --> 01:21:26,689 Lo�c du Croisic se retourne comme une cr�pe. 1720 01:21:27,055 --> 01:21:31,014 Par contre un superbe roller de notre ami JB du Tibet. 1721 01:21:31,415 --> 01:21:32,973 Tibet or not Tibet. 1722 01:21:33,335 --> 01:21:35,929 Et j'ai l'impression... oui... Nikos... 1723 01:21:36,255 --> 01:21:38,610 ...de Mikonos semble reprendre l'avantage... 1724 01:21:38,855 --> 01:21:40,413 ...avant la fin. Bravo Nikos ! 1725 01:21:40,655 --> 01:21:43,374 J'invite les prochains surfeurs � se mettre... 1726 01:21:43,655 --> 01:21:45,566 ...� l'eau. Enfin, j'invite mais... 1727 01:21:45,895 --> 01:21:47,408 ...je paie pas ! - Brice ! 1728 01:21:47,655 --> 01:21:49,247 II faut que je te dise... 1729 01:21:49,495 --> 01:21:50,610 J'ai... T'inqui�te pas. 1730 01:21:52,095 --> 01:21:53,574 Ouais, ouais, ouais ! 1731 01:21:53,815 --> 01:21:56,329 Lucky ! Lucky ! Lucky ! 1732 01:21:56,655 --> 01:21:58,088 Mr Brice de Nice sera en... 1733 01:21:58,415 --> 01:21:59,131 YELLOW ! 1734 01:22:00,215 --> 01:22:01,170 Rock 1735 01:22:01,535 --> 01:22:07,531 - - - 1736 01:22:07,775 --> 01:22:09,925 Pour Marius, tu vas gagner ! 1737 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:10,732 Champion ! 1738 01:22:11,055 --> 01:22:14,172 Battements de coeur 1739 01:22:14,495 --> 01:22:16,406 Rock 1740 01:22:16,655 --> 01:22:18,247 - - - 1741 01:22:18,495 --> 01:22:19,484 Elle est froide. 1742 01:22:20,815 --> 01:22:23,090 (Au ralenti) Qu'est-ce que je fous l� ? 1743 01:22:23,335 --> 01:22:24,165 Vas-y, Brice ! 1744 01:22:24,495 --> 01:22:26,372 Encouragements au ralenti 1745 01:22:26,735 --> 01:22:29,852 Vas-y, Brice... 1746 01:22:37,335 --> 01:22:38,324 - L'�norme faute ! 1747 01:22:38,655 --> 01:22:40,805 J'ai jamais vu �a en 20 ans... 1748 01:22:41,095 --> 01:22:43,051 ...de comp�t'. Brice de Nice s'est pris... 1749 01:22:43,335 --> 01:22:44,848 ...sa planche en pleine gueule ! 1750 01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:47,684 Va p�cher une hu�tre. 1751 01:22:56,975 --> 01:22:58,044 Il tousse. 1752 01:23:00,495 --> 01:23:01,814 Elle est o� ma mer ? 1753 01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,123 Elle est o�... ma mer ? 1754 01:23:05,295 --> 01:23:06,569 Ma... ma mer... 1755 01:23:07,455 --> 01:23:09,286 Ma mer ! O� est ma mer ? 1756 01:23:09,695 --> 01:23:10,844 Ma mer ! 1757 01:23:11,095 --> 01:23:13,051 Musique m�lancolique 1758 01:23:13,295 --> 01:23:17,368 - - - 1759 01:23:17,615 --> 01:23:18,730 Attends, Brice. Hein ? 1760 01:23:19,615 --> 01:23:21,492 Non, c'est bon, merci. C'est bon. 1761 01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:31,770 - - - 1762 01:23:32,015 --> 01:23:35,894 Je suis qu'une merde ! 1763 01:23:36,135 --> 01:23:43,530 - - - 1764 01:23:46,775 --> 01:23:47,571 Bodhi ? 1765 01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:49,603 Ouais, salut Brice. 1766 01:23:50,415 --> 01:23:52,167 C'est toi, Bodhi ? Je t'ai vu... 1767 01:23:52,495 --> 01:23:54,167 T'as pas vraiment �t�... 1768 01:23:54,535 --> 01:23:57,095 ...indomptable. Je me trouve pas d'excuse... 1769 01:23:57,415 --> 01:23:58,643 T'en as pas. Ok, j'ai... 1770 01:23:58,975 --> 01:24:01,170 ...la honte mais c'est pas ma mer. 1771 01:24:01,415 --> 01:24:04,054 J'aime quand c'est plus glassy. Arr�te. 1772 01:24:04,335 --> 01:24:05,609 T'as l'attitude, mais t'as pas... 1773 01:24:05,935 --> 01:24:06,890 ...ce qu'il faut. 1774 01:24:07,175 --> 01:24:09,689 Depuis 20 ans je me prends pour un surfer. 1775 01:24:11,535 --> 01:24:13,014 Je suis pas un surfer. 1776 01:24:13,935 --> 01:24:14,845 Je suis un flotteur. 1777 01:24:15,095 --> 01:24:16,972 Ouais, �a c'est vrai. Oui. 1778 01:24:17,215 --> 01:24:18,443 Faut pas confondre... 1779 01:24:18,735 --> 01:24:21,203 ...r�ver sa vie et vivre ses r�ves. Cette diff�rence... 1780 01:24:21,495 --> 01:24:24,453 ...fera de toi un homme. Rien compris, l�. 1781 01:24:25,095 --> 01:24:26,084 Est-ce que �a... 1782 01:24:26,375 --> 01:24:28,730 �a... voudrait dire que je serai... 1783 01:24:29,055 --> 01:24:30,374 ...un surfer un jour ? 1784 01:24:30,695 --> 01:24:32,174 Oui, dans une autre vie. 1785 01:24:37,015 --> 01:24:38,971 Musique m�lancolique 1786 01:24:39,215 --> 01:24:56,645 - - - 1787 01:24:56,935 --> 01:24:57,572 Salut. 1788 01:24:57,895 --> 01:24:59,567 �a farte ? Ouais, �a farte. 1789 01:25:01,135 --> 01:25:02,534 T'as vraiment une t�te de merde. 1790 01:25:02,975 --> 01:25:04,852 On dirait Michael Jackson. 1791 01:25:05,135 --> 01:25:06,853 Je t'ai cass�. 1792 01:25:08,335 --> 01:25:09,131 Tu m'as cass�. 1793 01:25:12,335 --> 01:25:14,565 Bravo pour... ta coupe. 1794 01:25:15,855 --> 01:25:16,651 Je te la donne. 1795 01:25:16,895 --> 01:25:18,214 C'est que la junior, 1796 01:25:18,455 --> 01:25:20,093 ...mais tu sauras � quoi �a ressemble. 1797 01:25:21,615 --> 01:25:22,843 Tu me casses pas ? 1798 01:25:24,695 --> 01:25:27,129 J'ai pas envie. Tu retournes... 1799 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:28,251 ...vraiment � Nice ? 1800 01:25:28,935 --> 01:25:30,653 Y a pas de swell sur ta mer. 1801 01:25:31,215 --> 01:25:32,648 Chacun sa mer. 1802 01:25:34,415 --> 01:25:35,643 Chacun sa mer. 1803 01:25:37,255 --> 01:25:38,131 Tchou ? 1804 01:25:39,255 --> 01:25:41,815 Musique symphonique 1805 01:25:42,175 --> 01:25:46,930 - - - 1806 01:25:48,095 --> 01:25:49,813 H�, Brice, t'es le roi... 1807 01:25:50,095 --> 01:25:50,686 ...de la glisse. 1808 01:25:50,935 --> 01:26:03,131 - - - 1809 01:26:12,375 --> 01:26:13,046 Salut. 1810 01:26:13,615 --> 01:26:14,411 Salut. 1811 01:26:16,855 --> 01:26:18,208 Je rentre � Nice. 1812 01:26:20,975 --> 01:26:21,771 C'est bien. 1813 01:26:28,415 --> 01:26:29,165 Je suis d�sol�... 1814 01:26:29,455 --> 01:26:31,173 ...pour tes pieds. Tu comptais... 1815 01:26:31,455 --> 01:26:32,205 ...sur moi... H� ! 1816 01:26:32,455 --> 01:26:34,366 Ils vont bien mes pieds. 1817 01:26:35,935 --> 01:26:37,527 Tu veux plus aller au Br�sil ? 1818 01:26:37,855 --> 01:26:38,765 Si, on y va. 1819 01:26:39,095 --> 01:26:42,007 C'est ce qu'on a d�cid�. Quand on revient. 1820 01:26:42,335 --> 01:26:44,291 Dans 15 jours, on va faire le tour... 1821 01:26:44,615 --> 01:26:46,924 ...du monde. Carr�ment ! Avec euh... 1822 01:26:47,255 --> 01:26:47,926 Ben... 1823 01:26:48,775 --> 01:26:49,605 Bon vent ! 1824 01:26:50,695 --> 01:26:51,650 Bonne vague ! 1825 01:26:52,695 --> 01:26:53,844 Oh, oh, oh... 1826 01:26:54,095 --> 01:26:55,130 Oh l�, h� ! 1827 01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:57,364 Elle a assur�. 1828 01:26:58,215 --> 01:27:01,764 Rires 1829 01:27:04,615 --> 01:27:05,889 Tu es s�r que... 1830 01:27:07,295 --> 01:27:09,206 Ouais... ouais. 1831 01:27:18,975 --> 01:27:19,725 Tchou. 1832 01:27:22,015 --> 01:27:23,050 Merci, hein ! 1833 01:27:28,695 --> 01:27:31,163 Musique m�lancolique 1834 01:27:33,495 --> 01:27:34,894 Musique de surfer 1835 01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:37,815 Th�me musical 1836 01:27:38,175 --> 01:27:51,805 - - - 1837 01:27:52,055 --> 01:27:53,044 Salut Marco. 1838 01:27:53,295 --> 01:27:54,125 Salut Brice. 1839 01:27:54,815 --> 01:27:55,645 Caf� ? 1840 01:27:55,895 --> 01:27:56,691 Ouais, envoie. 1841 01:27:56,935 --> 01:27:59,733 - - - 1842 01:27:59,975 --> 01:28:01,488 Oh, Brice ! 1843 01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:03,965 Comment tu fais pour te lever si t�t ? 1844 01:28:04,215 --> 01:28:17,572 - - - 1845 01:28:17,815 --> 01:28:19,294 H�, Brice, allez viens. 1846 01:28:19,735 --> 01:28:20,884 On s'en va. J'arrive. 1847 01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:25,771 - - - 1848 01:28:26,535 --> 01:28:28,332 Tonnerre 1849 01:28:28,575 --> 01:28:32,727 - - - 1850 01:28:32,975 --> 01:28:35,648 Tambours 1851 01:28:37,935 --> 01:28:39,573 Viens ! �a rentre pas... 1852 01:28:39,895 --> 01:28:42,489 ...dans le camion. Allez-y, je vous rejoins. 1853 01:28:42,775 --> 01:28:47,451 - - - 1854 01:28:47,855 --> 01:28:49,607 Tonnerre 1855 01:28:49,975 --> 01:28:52,887 - - - - - - 1856 01:28:53,255 --> 01:28:59,330 - - - 1857 01:28:59,655 --> 01:29:00,167 Viens, viens ! 1858 01:29:00,695 --> 01:29:02,174 Viens, Brice ! 1859 01:29:02,495 --> 01:29:25,535 - - - 1860 01:29:25,895 --> 01:29:30,923 Tuuuuuuube ! 1861 01:29:31,295 --> 01:29:38,326 - - - 1862 01:30:00,655 --> 01:30:03,215 Oh non, merde, merde, merde ! 1863 01:30:03,455 --> 01:30:04,934 Oh non, je l'ai compl�tement loup�e. 1864 01:30:09,215 --> 01:30:10,614 H�, tu l'as eue ? 1865 01:30:10,855 --> 01:30:12,493 H�, r�veille-toi, tu l'as eue ? 1866 01:30:15,455 --> 01:30:17,969 Laissez-moi, je peux compl�tement crever maintenant. 1867 01:30:18,215 --> 01:30:19,568 Raconte, apr�s tu cr�ves. 1868 01:30:25,215 --> 01:30:27,285 Chantal ? Non, Alice. 1869 01:30:31,575 --> 01:30:32,485 Alice ? 1870 01:30:32,735 --> 01:30:34,885 Ouais, Alice. De Nice. 1871 01:30:35,455 --> 01:30:36,683 Ouais... 1872 01:30:36,935 --> 01:30:38,766 Ala�ce de N�ce. Ouais. 1873 01:30:39,015 --> 01:30:40,050 Ouais. 1874 01:30:40,295 --> 01:30:41,853 C'est moisi comme nom. 1875 01:30:42,935 --> 01:30:45,972 Je t'ai cass�e ! 1876 01:30:46,295 --> 01:30:49,571 Funk 1877 01:30:49,815 --> 01:30:58,450 - - - 1878 01:30:58,695 --> 01:30:59,969 - Vous savez quoi ? 1879 01:31:00,215 --> 01:31:02,410 Nous, si on a un petit gars, 1880 01:31:02,735 --> 01:31:03,804 ...on l'appelle Brice. 1881 01:31:04,055 --> 01:31:06,933 - Et nous, si on a un gar�on ? - Hum... 1882 01:31:07,175 --> 01:31:07,891 Denis. 1883 01:31:08,455 --> 01:31:09,808 Denis de Nice. 1884 01:31:10,175 --> 01:31:12,814 Rires 1885 01:31:13,175 --> 01:31:13,891 Ah... 1886 01:31:14,695 --> 01:31:16,606 C'est bon... �a glisse. 1887 01:31:16,975 --> 01:31:18,931 - - - 1888 01:31:19,215 --> 01:31:21,683 Casse, casse Bris de verre 1889 01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:22,890 Attends. - Merde. 1890 01:31:23,135 --> 01:31:26,047 - Par o� �a sort les sir�nes ? 1891 01:31:26,295 --> 01:31:27,774 - �a sort par la queue, allez. 1892 01:31:28,015 --> 01:31:29,130 Pousse, respire. 1893 01:31:29,375 --> 01:31:31,013 Je m'appelle Brice Je viens de Nice 1894 01:31:31,255 --> 01:31:33,007 Surfer ou winner, ascendant snowboarder 1895 01:31:33,255 --> 01:31:34,290 Je suis le roi de la glisse 1896 01:31:34,535 --> 01:31:36,253 Pas besoin de notice sur les autres surfaces 1897 01:31:36,495 --> 01:31:37,644 Je suis le roi de la casse 1898 01:31:43,175 --> 01:31:44,164 Donne-moi du cash 1899 01:31:46,815 --> 01:31:49,375 Give me the money par ici, Dieu vous le rendra, c'est un ami 1900 01:31:49,615 --> 01:31:51,287 T'as d'la chance mamie aujourd'hui, 1901 01:31:53,735 --> 01:31:54,770 Oooh l 1902 01:31:55,015 --> 01:31:56,209 - Pourquoi tu t'arr�tes ? 1903 01:31:58,415 --> 01:31:59,530 Coupe-ongles. 1904 01:32:04,415 --> 01:32:07,930 Le soir dans tes Yellow, ta vie doit surfer sur du beau 1905 01:32:08,175 --> 01:32:09,449 Donne-moi du cash 1906 01:32:12,735 --> 01:32:13,884 Donne-moi du cash 1907 01:32:18,895 --> 01:32:19,930 Ouais 1908 01:32:21,655 --> 01:32:23,008 Oh, ouais, ah l 1909 01:32:23,255 --> 01:32:25,485 Je me la donne, je me la donne, je me la donne 1910 01:32:25,735 --> 01:32:27,612 Amis, ouvrez vos coeurs 1911 01:32:27,855 --> 01:32:29,732 Non, n'ayez pas peur 1912 01:32:29,975 --> 01:32:33,411 L'argent ne fait pas le bonheur 1913 01:32:33,655 --> 01:32:35,964 Le fric, �a rend m�chant 1914 01:32:36,215 --> 01:32:40,288 Moi, c'est diff�rent, je suis n� dans le luxe 1915 01:32:40,535 --> 01:32:43,891 C'est mon �l�ment 1916 01:32:44,775 --> 01:32:48,290 Pas le tien apparemment 1917 01:32:49,055 --> 01:32:49,965 Donne-moi du cash 1918 01:32:53,895 --> 01:32:56,045 J'aurais pas d� dire "miroir-miroir". 1919 01:32:56,295 --> 01:32:58,286 J'aurais d� dire... 1920 01:32:58,535 --> 01:33:01,129 ..."�cho-�cho" ou "ressort-ressort" ou... 1921 01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:04,412 Je comprends pas, d'habitude je suis incassable. 1922 01:33:04,655 --> 01:33:07,215 Th�me musical 1923 01:33:07,655 --> 01:34:07,570 - - - 1924 01:34:07,815 --> 01:34:15,927 - - - 1925 01:34:16,375 --> 01:34:18,650 Toi tu me casses ? Brice de Nice me casse ? 1926 01:34:19,535 --> 01:34:20,650 Y a pas de respect. 1927 01:34:21,095 --> 01:35:01,167 - - - 1928 01:35:01,415 --> 01:35:03,326 T'es encore l� ? T'as pas de chez toi ? 1929 01:35:03,655 --> 01:35:04,804 Je t'ai cass� !123967

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