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Congratulations,
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{\an8}fellow citizens!
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{\an8}3023 will go down in history
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{\an8}as the year we triumphed over COVID-19!
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We interrupt the
triumph over COVID-19
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{\an8}for a special report. A new virus--
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
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{\an8}A new virus dubbed EXPLOVID-23
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{\an8}has broken out among the mutants
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{\an8}who dwell beneath New New York.
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Symptoms include blinding,
uncontrollable anger!
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As well as a mild cough,
which I don't have. I'm fine.
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{\an8}A complete travel ban
to and from the sewers
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{\an8}is being enforced by the city's
fattest police officers.
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{\an8}Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Love ya!
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Feh. Always with the love.
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We already hugged you.
Now, we gotta talk about it?
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{\an8}Sorry I'm late... What?
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{\an8}Let's move, you sofa snails!
We've got a delivery!
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And now, I'm proud to present
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the city's highest award,
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the key to the Times Square
liquor cabinet,
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to the super spreader of truth himself,
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Bill Nye, the Science Head!
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{\an8}Congratulations, Mr. Science.
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{\an8}Lemme just bend that mic for you.
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{\an8}Thank you for this
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{\an8}tremendously dubious honor.
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After what seemed like
1,000 years of COVID...
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But, was actually more!
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...I declare the pandemic
to be officially over.
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{\an8}Ugh. Watch where ya's coughin', bow tie!
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{\an8}Ow-zers!
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{\an8}For crying out loud!
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I'm using the principles of aerodynamics
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to get the hell outta here!
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Do it again!
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An anger pandemic?
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Not to point fingers,
but Leela's spreading it.
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I am not, you jerks!
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I'm just running a couple degrees
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angrier than normal.
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Good news, infecter-inos!
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I've developed a test
to see who's got the virus
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and who's just naturally mean.
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You simply jam this Q-tip up your nose...
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way, way up your nose,
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and collect a brain matter sample.
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That looks kinda fun.
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I can't wait to do it hundreds of times!
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Now, we wait for a line to appear
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under the two control dots.
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If the line curves up, you're fine.
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Huzzah!
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Here goes nothing.
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This can't be right, Professor!
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Your test stinks,
and so does your ugly face!
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Oh no! She's got it!
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Quarantine her in the angry dome!
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Stupid, stinkin', lousy,
no good, son of a--
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While we don't yet know
how the virus spreads,
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{\an8}we do know it's anger-based.
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{\an8}I am therefore issuing an executive aroo
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{\an8}that everyone wear a mask over their ears
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{\an8}to prevent the transmission
of upsetting remarks.
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Agnew! Come!
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{\an8}Mr. President, how could this
possibly be of the slightest--
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Thanks, fellas.
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Since I don't hear any questions,
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this prrress conference is adjourned!
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Out of an abundance of caution,
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all work will hence forth go remote
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using a new app called Gloom.
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{\an8}In some ways,
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{\an8}it will be better.
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{\an8}Especially for those of us with families.
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{\an8}Dwight, stop Gloom-bombing
your dad's meeting!
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{\an8}And put on some britches!
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{\an8}Hey, LaBarbara.
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{\an8}How's your grandma? She improvin'?
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{\an8}Yeah, she doing alright.
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{\an8}Give her my best.
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{\an8}ZOIDBERG
I'm having trouble with my--
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{\an8}Anybody hear--
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{\an8}-Wi-Fi issues-- hungry.
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{\an8}Bender, you idiot!
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{\an8}Do you have to eat those now!?
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{\an8}I don't have to eat anything ever.
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{\an8}I'm warning you!
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{\an8}What are you gonna do?
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{\an8}Hi... yah!
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{\an8}Wow, this technology's come a long way.
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{\an8}I actually like working on Gloom.
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{\an8}These hair filters save a ton of time.
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{\an8}- Uh-wha...
- Professor, you're a teddy bear!
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{\an8}I assure you I am not.
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{\an8}Aw...
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Is this the Gloom room
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where I can refill my prescriptions?
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No! This is a delivery company!
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Can you deliver my prescriptions?
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We could, but we won't!
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Oh, this is a dismal failure.
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Everyone report to the office in person.
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But, Professor! That is a violation
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of health and safety standards.
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Everything we do is a violation
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of health and safety standards!
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Just wear a mask!
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We are dealing
with a highly contagious virus,
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so we'll need to practice hygiene theater.
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You know, I heard there's
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not really even a virus at all.
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It's just a big hoax,
like the moon landing.
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You were on the moon last week!
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You grew up on Mars!
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That's what they want you to think!
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Ugh. Enough with
the conspiracy theories, people!
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Let's look at the facts.
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Irrational rage,
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spread through saliva and spit,
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constant angry moaning.
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It's all the classic symptoms...
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of zombie-ism!
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That's completely unscientific, Hermes.
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EXPLOVID victims
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move at way too normal
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a speed to be zombies.
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There are all speeds
of zombies out there!
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Fast ones. Slow ones. Brisk shufflers.
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But, the cure is always the same.
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- Voodoo.
- Balderdash!
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People stopped believing in
voodoo back in Fry's time.
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But, voodoo didn't
stop believing in them.
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Voodoo may not be well understood,
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but it gets results.
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You know what else gets results?
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Public ridicule.
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HERMES
And yet, there are zombies.
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Oh shoot.
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I forgot to pick up a goat!
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Dwight, go across the hall
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and borrow goat from Mrs. Wilson.
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Pack your bags.
We are going to New New Orleans.
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For Mardi Gras?
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No. Well, I mean,
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it happens to be Mardi Gras,
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but that's beside the point!
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I believe there are people there
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who could defeat this virus with...
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voodoo.
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Dwight, go to your room right now!
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You are messin' with powers
you don't understand, husband.
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- But, I do!
- Then come with me, woman!
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You must listen to me
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'cause I grew up in a voodoo family,
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and zombie-ism killed my father!
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Then brought him back to life!
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Me don't want anymore
to do with that world.
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Then I'll have to seek out
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these practitioners of
the dark arts on my own.
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Hopefully, they are near that place
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with the good beignets.
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Be very careful, husband,
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and promise me one thing. If you survive,
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you gonna bring me back
some of them beignets!
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What? It's my emotional support gun.
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Which section, sir? Business or fighting?
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- Uh, the first one.
- Right this way.
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- Hand sanitizer?
- No thanks.
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Eh, more for me.
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Ma'am? Ma'am?
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Please don't jam your husband
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into the overhead bin.
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Don't you tell my wife
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how to jam me into things!
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I know my rights.
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I'm recording you!
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And I'm recording you
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for recording him without permission!
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As your mayor, I'm proud to announce
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that our city's most prominent egghead
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has developed a vaccine that will end
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my terrible poll numbers once and for all!
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Quite so.
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Thanks to cutting edge RNA technology,
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my vaccine is as potent as it is untested.
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Ha! My essentially identical vaccine
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is far superior!
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Wernstrom.
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- It's a two-shot regimen.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, mine's three,
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and it makes your shoulders
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sore for a month!
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Mine makes your arm
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shrivel and fall off!
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Big deal! Mine comes with a futuristic way
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of knowing exactly who's been vaccinated
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and who hasn't,.
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A small scrap
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of easily-lost paper.
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I made your favorite, Leela.
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Chicken-shaped steak!
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"Wow, this is great Fry!"
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Is what I'd say if this
pan sauce weren't so bland!
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Yeah, well, I know that's
just the virus talking.
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How's the cream pie?
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Scoop Chang,
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New New Yorker Crossword Puzzle editor,
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Smartwatch Edition.
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Dr. Wernstrom,
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what do you say to reports
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your vaccine has the side effect
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of magnetism?
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That's a feature, not a bug.
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Linda, Morbo and Linda.
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According to an anonymous internet post,
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your anti-anger vaccine causes sterility.
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- Care to comment?
- The sterility is essential!
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Studies show that kids are
what make people angriest!
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Everyone hates kids!
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Am I the only journalist here
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who even bothered to bring my own facts?
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Dr. Banjo!
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Yes, the Dr. Banjo
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of The Dr. Banjo Experience
Podcast Experience Hour.
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Professor Farnsworth,
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how do you respond to rumors I'm starting
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that there are 5G chips in your vaccine?
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I would simply reassure you
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that the 5G chips are safe
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and purely for surveillance purposes.
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Dear God!
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But, that's how it works!
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The 5G chips track the virus particles,
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so the space lasers can shoot them.
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Keep that quackery away from me!
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May I take your tray, ma'am?
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No, you may not take my dang tray!
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Ow! Why do we have to serve shish kabob?
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Hey, don't make me come back there!
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- Sir, please go back to your seat.
- I'm the captain!
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Don't you pull rank with me, flyboy!
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Sit your tushy down, and drive this thing.
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Tushy my ass!
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This is the captain speaking.
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Passengers fighting in
the window seats will notice
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we're careening past
scenic Lake Pontchartrain.
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Help... I can't move my legs...
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Ooh! I smell gumbo!
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Hello, madam. Is this the Voodoo HQ?
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Shh. You do voodoo?
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You misconstrue.
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Who do voodoo at the HQ?
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Entendu.
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But, such information won't come cheap.
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I found this quarter outside.
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Don't worry.
I wiped off most of the vomit.
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Then let us consult the tarot.
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{\an8}The Key of Bones,
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00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,672
{\an8}the Hanging Man,
262
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:22,301
{\an8}the Man Being Crushed by a Big Beignet,
263
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,888
{\an8}and the Man Being Beaten
by the Saints Mascot.
264
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Which path do you choose?
265
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Hm.
266
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,478
What's in that pot under the hanging guy?
267
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,605
Boiling gumbo.
268
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I'll start with the gumbo.
269
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Hit me.
270
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{\an8}Bam!
271
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{\an8}Mm. Kinda mild.
272
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,453
{\an8}Guess I'll try this one instead.
273
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,625
This damned pandemic would be over
274
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,253
if only people would take my vaccine.
275
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,422
Why is everyone but me so stupid!?
276
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:04,134
Splah. Because everyone
but you uses social media!
277
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,303
These vaccine fascists
278
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,138
are taking away our freedom!
279
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,391
I might as well be in a cage at the zoo,
280
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like my aunt!
281
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:16,021
This confounded mask
is destroying my lungs.
282
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,068
All this misinformation on Facebag
283
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:24,738
is tearing us apart.
I wonder who's posting it.
284
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,745
What else should I post, Dad?
285
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,706
Who cares? The crazier the better.
286
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,625
Tell 'em worm medicine helps!
287
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,837
Those poor, easily manipulated fools.
288
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,673
Soon, our time to invade will draw near!
289
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,966
Sounds fun.
290
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,094
I'll pack my scream-canceling headphones.
291
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,139
LEELA
Lousy, rotten, tiny angry dome!
292
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,224
Leela? I'm really sorry.
293
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,560
I tried shoving these
flowers where you said,
294
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,438
but I just couldn't manage it.
Please take them.
295
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,523
Don't come any closer, you dope!
296
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,609
You'll get sick and probably beat up.
297
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,776
I don't care.
298
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,154
I can't stand being apart any longer!
299
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,488
I'm coming in.
300
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,548
{\an8}That fortune teller must have been
jerking my chicken!
301
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,633
There's nothing here!
302
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,428
Nothing but us bones, mon ami.
303
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,305
Sweet andouille of St. Louis!
304
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,849
A robot made of bones!
305
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,976
Je m'appelle Bonebot.
306
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,145
Been bones-keepin' this boneyard
307
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,397
for three bone-red years.
308
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,651
Oh good! Because I am
on a bone-related errand.
309
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,946
I'm looking for a secret
bone key to the Voodoo HQ.
310
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,366
Huh. I ain't never seen no bone key.
311
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,868
Have you checked that
prominently displayed skull?
312
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,290
Well, huh. Guess I never really
313
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,125
done looked 'round the place.
314
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,544
Probably 'cause I got no eyes.
315
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,047
Come on! I'll give you a ride.
316
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,639
Go on and git from here, gar fish!
317
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,854
That eighth bowl of gumbo
may have been a mistake.
318
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,149
No amount of gumbo's a mistake, mon ami.
319
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,193
Water's always choppy in there here parts
320
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,696
on account of the force field levees.
321
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:34,159
Y'all see a dugong from Macon,
run 'em down!
322
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,912
He absconded with my daughter's dowry.
323
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,800
This place gimme the heebie-jeebies,
324
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,760
and not the boogie woogie kind!
325
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,554
You're literally made of bones!
326
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,097
And I aim to keep it that way!
327
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,683
Bon voyage!
328
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,530
Wh-Who goes there?
329
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,535
Barbados Slim!?
330
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,663
People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
331
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,040
Come in, Hermes!
332
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,584
Make yourself feel inadequate.
333
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,055
Tonight, Earth is under attack.
334
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,806
Alien invaders have taken advantage
335
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,059
of our planet's internal divisions
336
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,227
to launch an all-out assault.
337
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,314
Die, you disgusting freak!
338
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,276
I just hope I kill
you before those invaders do.
339
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,946
All hope is lost. Morbo?
340
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,032
They must be destroyed!
341
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,659
Both sides must be destroyed!
342
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,163
I am so sick of you!
343
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,581
Help!
344
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,167
You're the head of the Voodoo HQ?
345
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,836
- I can't believe it!
- Believe it, man.
346
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,089
Me studied with the best of the best.
347
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,091
She goes by the name of...
348
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,176
LaBarbara.
349
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,303
And she was good at voodoo, too.
350
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,850
You stay away from her!
She's married to me now!
351
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,269
You two are mostly ancient history.
352
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,980
History has a way
of repeating itself, brother.
353
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,525
Now, what brings you here?
354
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,735
The virus. I believe voodoo
355
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,779
might be the only thing that can fight it.
356
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,239
Well, that much is obvious.
357
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,242
I thought it might be
a form of demonic possession,
358
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,577
but the tests came back negative.
359
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,995
But, consider this.
360
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:45,833
My theory is the virus
is a type of zombie-ism!
361
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,043
Sweet potatoes of Barbados!
362
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,963
You don't see a lot of angry,
shouting zombies,
363
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,923
but it would explain a lot.
364
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,218
Hermes, you may have cracked this coconut.
365
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,846
Stop naming foods! Getting hungry again.
366
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,391
Sadly, curing zombie-ism
is the kind of voodoo
367
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,809
I don't do.
368
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,311
There's only one person
with that expertise,
369
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,355
and I'm afraid--
370
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,816
Afraid she might be too sexually attracted
371
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,276
to you to think straight?
372
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,027
Well, you're mostly right.
373
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,112
LaBarbara!?
374
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,948
Hermes, I couldn't let you do this alone.
375
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,451
You were brave to come here,
and I love you.
376
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,246
Well, hello, Barbados.
377
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,874
But, how did you find us here?
378
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,376
And why do you have
a key to Barbados' place?
379
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,752
Eh, that's not important.
380
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,255
I've also got a key to your place.
381
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,506
Also not important.
382
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:38,385
Come! Follow me to the inner sanctum.
383
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,186
What dark
384
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,521
well-lit sorcery is this?
385
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,661
People of Earth! I am Lrrr,
386
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,456
ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
387
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,374
Excuse me.
388
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,337
I shall rule mercilessly
over your weak and divided--
389
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,965
That's odd. I've never sneezed before.
390
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,300
I don't even have a nose.
391
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,886
Me neither.
392
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,221
Stop interrupting me
393
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,097
while I'm trying to dominate these people!
394
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,725
You couldn't dominate a bowl of fudge!
395
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,810
Although you sure try!
396
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,604
- Oh yeah?
- Oh!
397
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,522
It's better than that flavor-free dessert
398
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,107
that you serve.
Is that right?
399
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,569
Oh, it's just as I feared.
400
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:42,074
The virus has mutated
with Omicronium NDNDNA.
401
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,244
It's a highly contagious Omicron variant.
402
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,828
You're a contagious variant!
403
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,456
Go back where you came from,
404
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,375
you Omi-clods.
405
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,254
Everyone is so angry.
406
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,256
Especially me!
407
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,924
Ow! My schnookus!
408
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,932
Kill all humans! Kill all humans!
409
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,976
Can robots even get the virus?
410
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,143
What virus?
411
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,149
Now, the key is to produce a voodoo potion
412
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:19,111
that tricks the body into
thinking it has the virus,
413
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,822
but without actually getting the disease.
414
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,784
Aha! So, the immune system
falls under its spell
415
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:29,204
and produces anti-jujus
that attack the spike protein,
416
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,082
thus inoculating against future infection.
417
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,583
Precisely.
418
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,878
You got some serious mental pecs, husband.
419
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,006
My second favorite kind.
420
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,675
Hey, cut that out!
421
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,802
Why didn't I get a wink
for my mental pecs?
422
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,013
Now, we gonna need
423
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,264
an animal sacrifice.
424
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,683
I-I mean, um, test subject.
425
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,728
Not me. (cough) I'm too angry!
426
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,229
Don't worry, man.
427
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,356
The doll won't feel a thing.
428
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,942
Ow! My calculator arm!
429
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,861
I just hope it's got the mojo
430
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,988
to defeat this anger virus.
431
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,740
Come, let's run a test.
432
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,456
Hm. I just feel a normal,
easy to repress rage.
433
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:16,001
Then, perhaps we should test it
a bit more thoroughly.
434
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:18,587
That's enough testing!
435
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,048
Voodoo shots!
436
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,425
Freshly conjured voodoo shots!
437
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,926
Ow!
438
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,308
Can you assure me there is absolutely
439
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,393
no science in this vaccine?
440
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:37,272
Nothing but 100% Louisiana swamp voodoo.
441
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,820
Ouchie!
442
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,239
I was, uh, promised a lollipop.
443
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,408
Uh, here.
444
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,411
Mm, tastes a bit like wig glue.
445
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:54,289
What a bunch of mumbo gumbo!
446
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,708
Anything I can't understand is fake!
447
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,793
Ooh!
448
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,840
Ahh, that's better.
449
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,342
Hermes, my friend.
450
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:09,262
I owe you an apology
for being so anti-voodoo.
451
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:12,099
It may seem bat-whack crazy to a layman,
452
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,601
but I see now that voodoo methods
453
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,938
are built on centuries
of brilliant scholarship.
454
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,316
It's okay, Professor.
And it's understandable.
455
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:24,694
After all, any sufficiently advanced magic
456
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:27,989
is indistinguishable from science.
457
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,994
Ahh yeah...
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