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You think I had a daughter?

You've been in there for like an hour.

Come on.

Mom, what are you complaining about? Just take a shower. What am I

complaining about? You know, you have the... What happened to my lawn?

There is trash everywhere and it definitely did not get mowed.

Beer cans and bottles are everywhere.

I'll do it tomorrow, Mom. No, no, no, no. There is no tomorrow.

No tomorrow. I've had it. I've had it.

I don't have time for this. I really don't.

Can you give me the towel, Mom?

Get your own damn towel.

Jesus, you're in this bathroom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No,

no, listen, listen.

Another thing. Look.

Look at this. What? How many of you were here today?

Just a couple of us.

Can you hit the toilet?

Mom, seriously.

Seriously. What if I...

I had to sit in it. It's the little drill I'm for. I'll clean it up later.

No. Why must you direct it? Look.

Watch. Watch.

No. Come here. Come here.

Apparently you weren't taught well.

See? Hold it.

Aim.

Fire. Really, Mom?

Really? Really.

Can you let go of my dick, please?

Well, yes, but no. We're teaching you something.

Mom, I'm a grown man. I can pee in this hole. You're not a grown man.

You're not a grown man.

If you were, we wouldn't be having this conversation about urine on my floor.

I'll clean it up. I promise.

Why don't you, like, not do it?

It was an accident, Mom.

I didn't mean to do it. You don't need to touch my dick. It's weird.

My dick?

It's my dick, Mom. Mine. All mine. You start paying rent.

But, Mom. Mine.

Mom, what are you doing? Mine.

Mom, this is weird.

This is mine.

Mom, it's kind of weird.

Mine. I'm going to show you weird.

This is mine.

What are you doing, Mom? This is mine.

Mine. Say, this is mine. This is my mommy's.

My mommy's. That feels kind of good.

My mom's. That's my mom's. I'm going to clean the yard. I'm going to clean the

yard. And I'm going to take out the trash.

I'm going to take out the trash.

And whatever else my mom wants to do. The dishes.

I'm definitely not going to pee on the floor again. That's for sure. Definitely

not.

You know, you owe this to your mother. I know. I'm sorry.

You know how hard it is for me.

You're such a bad boy.

You're just like your

Do what I tell you to do.

I'm serious.

No more questioning your mother?

Never again, Mom.

You gonna do what she tells you? Always.

she put me under. I'm sorry, Mom.

You have no idea.

I worked so hard at the office and I have to come home to you.

and, you know, don't just roar on it all over.

I'll do it, Mom.

This is so relaxing.

No more

disrespecting

me. Never again, Mom.

You keep those mangy-ass...