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Hello. Yes, hi, the lady of the house, I presume? Yes.

Hello, I'm from the Acme Vacuum Cleaner Company.

Okay. And I have the product of the future here. I'm wondering if I could

give you a demonstration. You're the lady of the house?

Hmm. Wow, that looks like quite a fancy machine.

Absolutely.

Sure. Okay.

Thank you very much.

Is the head of the house home by any chance? No, he's not.

Okay. So, tell me about your... Well, my first question would be, as you can see,

I have all tile here, so... Well, this revolutionary device is perfect for bare

floors as well.

Really? Yes.

It's an incredible product.

Is it like a steamer as well? It does everything. It does it all.

Does it do upholstery?

Absolutely.

Well, is it expensive?

No.

20 easy payments, and it's all yours.

20 payments?

Yes. Maybe I could knock off a payment for you, and only you. Just don't tell

my boss. Okay, well, how long is the presentation going to take?

Only 20 or 30 minutes, if you have the time. I do.

Why don't I get some coffee? I would love that. Thank you.

Sure.

Very interesting.

Anything can help the housewife, is what I say.

Make my job a little easier.

I appreciate that very much. Yeah.

Cream of sugar?

Please, if you have it. All right.

Thank you.

For me?

Yeah.

Oh,

I'm sorry. You wanted sugar, right?

Uh, yes. Oh!

You know, if you can take up some sweet and low. Oh, sure.

Please. Can I have that?

I think I can.

I'm sorry, I don't have the pink. I have just the blue.

That'll work for me.

Thank you. Very sweet.

You're welcome.

In more ways than one. All right.

Okay, so 20 payments.

And like I said, I'll knock one off for you.

So what is the total cost for it?

Do we have to discuss dollar a month?

Well, I kind of do because I have to check with my husband before I make big

money decisions like that. I understand.

Well, will he be around anytime soon?

He travels a lot for business, so he's going to be away a couple weeks.

Oh, interesting.

I mean, I could discuss it on the phone with him, but he'd probably want to see

the literature and look over everything.

Okay, well, you can make the decision. If not, we can... Yeah, I have to talk

with him.

Okay, well, I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe I could return when your husband

is back. Sure, absolutely.

Well, thank you for inviting me in. Yeah, it was very nice. I appreciate the

whole presentation, and it looks like it really could help my work around the

house. I'm sure he'll agree with it, but I just can't make those kind of

decisions without his input.

Okay, well, if I could leave my card. Sure.

And you can give it to him and call me anytime.

All right.

Okay, well, thank you.

You sure?

Okay. All right.

Nice to meet you. Thank you very much. Have a nice day.

Thank you.

Okay, all I have to do is wait a few minutes and go back in.

What's happening?

Oh.