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I might change my hair style.

What? Are you serious?

You know Hige will beat the hell outta ya if you do.

I can't be bothered to do my hair every morning.

Yeah, you're right there.

Hige kicks me all the time. I hate him.

Hey!

What?

Aren't you Kenji from Chiku High?!

Hey, punk, you wanna fight?!

Uh-oh, we're doomed.

We're not doomed. Nothing's happened yet.

There's a rumor that Kenji from Chiku High

is a master of the Spaghetti Fist.

The Spaghetti Fist? I never heard of it.

I don't know the details,

but I heard it's the strongest kenpo on earth.

The strongest? That's nonsense. It's complete bullshit.

But it's true that Kenji crushed our guys last week.

There's no proof he's the one who did it.

Run! It's the Spaghetti Fist!!!

ON-GAKU: Our Sound

KEEP OUT

Hey, Kenji.

Hey.

Boxing Boy!! Hitoshi.

The guys from Marutake High want to fight us. Should we go beat 'em up?

Hmm... When do you wanna go?

Anytime is fine.

Okay, how about now?

Oh, it's The Three Musketeers.

Where're you off to?

Hey, Aya.

We're off to Marutake High to fight with Oba.

Raiding Marutake, just the three of you?

I could handle it solo, but it's more fun to do it together.

My, aren't you confident?

Well, given it's you three, I'm not worried.

I'll tell you about it tomorrow. See you then.

Ota, where is Marutake?

What? I don't know.

- Asakura, you know? - No idea.

I'll ask them.

Hello, Aya.

How'd it go yesterday?

- Yesterday? - You went to Marutake, right?

We couldn't find it, so we didn't go.

You don't know where it is?

Marutake is quite notorious around here.

Really? I didn't know.

I'll tell you where it is, so why not go today?

Um, okay.

Kenji, how about today?

What? I wasn't listening.

I'm asking about raiding Marutake.

Oh, that.

I can't be bothered.

You heard him.

No? What a bore!

- See you. - Yeah.

See you.

Thief!

Someone, catch that thief!

Bro, hold this for me!

I'll get you!

Officer, over here!

- Okay, now don't resist. - Ouch!

So, you caught him?

- Yes. - Okay.

You're twisting my arm again! Hey, you!

No need to press me down!

Could you come with us, then?

- Huh? Me? - Yes.

We need to know the details.

I just chased and caught him.

Please come to the station.

I can't. I have a gig.

- Where's it being held? - You sing?

No, I play the bass.

- Wow! - Amazing!

Sorry, you have to come, but it won't take long.

I've got absolutely no time to head to the station, okay?

Can you say this old lady got him?

What?! Did you say, "old lady"?

Mischievous Squeeze

Hello, I am Squeeze!

I love to squeeze!

Yay! Let me squeeze someone!

Hey! Let me squeeze you.

Stop it!

Why not? It's only a squeeze. Come on.

Stop it!

Just for a tiny bit. Come on.

Stop! I'll call the police!

Don't do that.

If the police come,

they'll put the squeeze on me, you fool.

You need a proper squeeze, moron!

Hello! Police?

KEEP OUT

Ota, Asakura...

What's up, Kenji?

Let's start a band.

A band? Are you serious, Kenji?

Of course.

- But I can't play any instruments. - Same here.

That's the whole point.

What is?

Well, just come with me, okay?

MUSIC ROOM

Oh, there's all kinds of instruments here.

I guess a band needs a guitar, a bass guitar and drums.

Here's a guitar and a bass.

I have one of those at home.

Which one?

The red one.

Then, we just need the bass.

What drums should I take?

Whatever you can carry.

Where do you want this?

Just put it wherever.

Oh...?

This is a bass, too, Kenji.

What's a bass, anyway?

A bass plays low notes.

Low notes?

Whatever, let's just try playing.

Where does this go?

The hole on the far right, I think.

On the right?

Got it.

Did you hear that?

Yeah, low notes.

Wow! Awesome!

All right, let's just go for it.

Ready! Go!

You know, that felt super good.

- Yeah. - Same here.

All right, let's keep playing!

MARUTAKE TECHNICAL HIGH SCHOOL

Hey boss,

Nakayama, Suzuki, and Matsui wanna leave the gang. Should we set 'em straight?

Don't be hasty.

Why are they suddenly saying such a thing?

It seems...

they lost their wits after getting beaten by Kenji from Chiku High.

Not Kenji again.

There's a guy who stopped coming to school last week.

That was also Kenji's doing, right?

Yes, after getting chased by Kenji on a bike,

he's become neurotic and withdrawn.

Kenji is screwing with us.

We need to beat him up and make him understand.

Let's call him out here and beat the shit outta him!

Aya also goes to Chiku High, doesn't she?

Should I ask Aya to relay a message?

No,

I'll talk with Aya.

Kenji.

We practicing after school again today?

Of course.

What're those things on the head of a bass guitar?

Yeah, I was wondering about that, too.

Turning the knobs makes the sound...

go "Boing!" I think.

Oh, I get it.

Hey there, you combative three musketeers!

What now, Aya?

We're having a serious discussion, so don't interrupt.

Plotting as usual, huh?

Anyway, Oba from Marutake wants to go one-on-one with you.

You should fight him.

Sorry, but we're really into our music. I have no time for that idiot.

Music?

Actually, I heard a strange sound coming from your home yesterday.

Was that music?

Yes, I must study the "Boing!" technique.

What's a "Boing!" technique?

It's top secret.

- Let's go. - Yeah.

You will address us as musicians from now on.

Musicians?

Yes, and do it with respect.

Sure, whatever, but you've got to play for me first.

Okay, we're ready.

Go ahead.

Ready, go.

That's it.

How was it, Aya?

It's good and manly. I like it.

Really?!

- Does it have any vocals? - No.

What's your band name?

I forgot about that.

Hey, you two decide the band name.

A band name, huh?

Now that you mention it, we haven't picked one.

"Chuck"... Nah, never mind.

How about "Kobujutsu"?

All right, it's decided.

Huh? It's decided?!

How can you be so sloppy?

BAND NAME: KOBUJUTSU

Asakura, what is "Kobujutsu," anyway?

I don't really know, but it's some old martial art my uncle's into.

"Kobujutsu"...

I've heard it somewhere.

Try your best, Kobujutsu guys.

Try our best with what?

What's the time?

It's 6:52 p.m.

I see.

It seems Kenji's chickened out.

What's the plan, boss?

Let's find him and slice him to bits.

Don't be hasty.

Simply beating him up would be boring.

Let's wait for the right moment.

Who the hell are you?

Oh, so many part-timers today. One, two, three...

Stop counting!

- Aren't you here for the night shift? - Night shift? Screw off, four-eyes!

- Huh? You're not? - Don't mess with us!

Just get lost if you want to keep your glasses.

Is that you, Oba?

Hello, Matsutake!

Oh, it is you, Oba! You got a shift at the shrimp-stick factory, too?

Ah, Matsutake.

Boss, how're you?

This's my junior, Oba. Despite his hairstyle, he's got guts and is useful.

I see. They're your juniors, huh?

Okay, you guys get on the bus, too.

Did you watch it on TV?

I did! It was awesome, right?

Kenji! Ota!

What now?

There's a band at school called Kobijutsu!

Really?

Kobijutsu!

What're we gonna do, Kenji?

Nothing.

Nothing? I'll get them to change their band name.

Before that, I'd like to hear their music.

Let's check them out.

Kobijutsu, Kobijutsu.

Hello, Kobijutsu.

What's that?

Maybe a new business?

Those three are dangerous, so we've gotta be careful.

It can't be anything good.

Yeah, nothing good.

They're not here. Let's move on.

But I'm hungry, so let's head to the cafeteria first.

It opens at 11:30, so it's still closed.

Shit! Shit! Shit! Morita!

The delinquent trio from Class B is looking for Kobijutsu!

What?! Are you serious?

Now, now, take a deep breath.

And then run! It's the only way to survive!

Everyone, this will be our last performance as Kobijutsu.

Ahhh, Morita, how many fingers will they let me keep?

I expect they'll break even your toes.

Kobijutsu.

Oh, the door's locked.

Kobijutsu, you in there?

I think we found Kobijutsu.

Asakura, get this outta the way.

Hello.

- What can I do for you? - Nice to meet you.

We're Kobujutsu.

What? H-how do you do? We're Kobijutsu.

What can we do for you?

We'd like to listen to you perform.

FOLK SONG CLUB

May we start?

Yes, please start.

Your silhouette was so wonderful

Picking up shiny shells by the surf

The rhythm of the steps of your supple legs

Collaborates with my heartbeat

Taking a local line to your town

I watched the sunset like a TV drama

After many sleepless nights

A pale light in the darkness

Rides the south wind to your star

I watched the aurora like a TV drama

Strolling a path from which I can't return

A pale light shines into the darkness

Um, that's what our stuff's like. Do you like it?

Wonderful.

Th-thank you!

Next it's time for us, Kobujutsu, to perform.

Let us begin.

Please.

- Let's go. - Yeah.

Ready! Go!!

How was it?

It was fantastic!

You think so?

I felt the primitive impulse of rock music!

Wow, amazing.

I know! Why not play in the rock festival with us this August?

Sure, we'll perform.

You really mean it?!

Is it like a celebration or something?

Yes! It's small-scale,

but it's said to be the longest-running rock festival in Japan.

- Okay, great. - Thank you!

- It's getting serious all right. - Yeah.

You'll be performing live at the festival? Amazing!

- I guess so. - But shouldn't you have a vocal song?

A vocal song?

- I agree with you. - Right?

I'm not singing.

Me neither.

Not me.

- Aya... - What?

You sing!

What? Why me?

It's your band!

You brought it up.

I also think you singing is a good idea.

Hey!

I agree.

It's decided.

Hey, you can't just decide like that!

Don't have the confidence to sing?

It's not exactly that I don't, but...

Aya, let's go to the mall.

Sorry, I've got things to do.

- Okay. - Maybe next time. Bye.

I'm home.

FOLK SONG CLUB

Here, this is the rock festival program.

- Our name's on it. - Where?

- The fifth one. - Oh, no kidding.

Shit, I'm getting really nervous.

Same here.

I suggest recording your performance and then listening to it.

You can hear it objectively and find points to improve on.

I see.

All right!

Are we ready?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Let's go, then.

Ka pow.

Actually...

I think it's super cool.

I agree. We'll do fine on the stage.

We've got nothing to worry about.

I can't wait to play.

There's something I wanna try. I saw it on TV earlier...

Ota and Asakura.

What, Kenji?

I'm bored with the band.

Kenji has lost his interest?

He's always like this.

Don't tell me he lost his confidence after listening to the tape...

No, the tape was perfect. I'll deal with it somehow.

I see. I'm slightly...

...er, quite worried.

Anyway, these're flyers for the festival.

Hand them out at as many places as you can.

Let me know when you run out.

Got it. Just leave it to us.

Do you want an ashtray?

No, I don't smoke.

Morita, you really love music, don't you?

Well, it's all I'm good at.

Without music, I'd have nothing.

I may look serious, but I'm just no good at studying.

Well, I'm sort of like you.

Oh, I know! I'll lend my CDs to you if you'd like. Take as many as you want!

I dunno about this stuff at all.

Anyway, you've sure got a lot of CDs. How many are there?

I've lost accurate count, but maybe around 30,000?

30,000!

Wow! That's crazy.

How about this one?

Look at that!

What a crazy face!

Kenji's lost interest?

Well, he's always like that.

And you guys are okay with it?!

What can we do? Kenji just came out and told us.

That's so damn selfish!

Once he gets like that, nothing will change his mind.

He once had a crocodile, but he soon got bored of it and released it in a river.

I'll talk with Kenji.

Good luck.

What now, Aya?

Is it true that you quit the band?

None of your business.

You let me down.

I guess you're just an idiot, after all.

Ota.

Hey, Asakura. Was Kenji at home?

No, he wasn't.

Might as well practice with just us two, then.

I guess so.

I forgot a stool.

Should we look for something to sit on?

Nah, I'll practice standing up.

Okay, let's go.

- Yeah. - Ready, go!

Come to the festival.

Please come to the festival.

Come to the festival.

Thanks very much.

Oh no, Morita?!

- Aya, let's walk home together. - Sorry, I'm in a rush, so next time.

Not again.

I took the trouble of waiting for you.

SAKAMOTO TOWN ROCK FESTIVAL

Did we put up enough of these?

I'd say so.

Let's go to a comic cafe.

Yeah.

Tomorrow's the big day.

Yeah.

Will Kenji come?

He'll turn up. I noticed he was...

keeping rhythm with his ass.

I'm glad we started a band.

Me, too.

- What's that sound? - Where's it coming from?

Seems to be coming from the sea.

Yeah, from Chonmage Island.

You're right.

Oh, it stopped.

Boss! Terrible news!

MARUTAKE TECHNICAL HIGH SCHOOL

Look! Kenji will be appearing in a rock festival today!

Is he now?

I've been ignored by that piece of shit.

I will...

take him down.

Hello there! Let's get the Sakamoto Town Rock Festival started!

- What a big crowd. - Yeah.

- Damn, I'm getting nervous. - Me, too.

Hi. How're you two doing?

- Aya! - Eek, what's with you?!

Kenji is not here yet.

Don't worry, he'll be here.

Hey, Kenji!

Wait! I'm talking to you, Kenji!

Wait! Kenji.

Oh, if it isn't Oba, that idiot from Marutake High.

Shut up, moron!

Shithead Oba.

You bastard!

Don't be hasty.

Kenji...

If you wanna make it to your gig alive, you've got two choices.

Either you get beaten up by me right now...

or you take that bass and-

Wait! I am still talking to you!

Hey! Calm yourself down, Kenji!

A recorder?

He's fast!

Take the recorder from him!

Wait, you asshole!

Wait!

Stop running, idiot!

Wait!

Love, that's love

That's love

Love, that's love

Love, that's love

Love

Groovy, man.

That was Public Shibata.

Now, let me introduce Kobijutsu.

Kenji's not coming, is he?

Is that you, Morita?

Yes. I'm off to the stage!

We're Kobijutsu.

Your silhouette looked so wonderful

I am banging the odds tonight, thinking of you

The sides of your hair looked so wonderful

I am flat broke in the morning, coming back to your town

Bar bar, bucking the odds tonight, Having a siesta

Bar bar, bucking the odds tonight

Woooooooo

Kucci!

Bar bar, bucking the odds tonight, Having a siesta

Bar bar, bucking the odds tonight

Woooooooo

Kucci!

It's all right.

Don't stop!

- Hey! - He stopped moving.

- We want more! - Come on!

That was Kobijutsu.

Thank you very much.

Morita...

I'm sorry...

What a terrible thing to do before the debut of Kobujutsu.

Nonsense! That was so cool!

Thank you.

I wish you two the best of luck.

Yeah...

We'll have to perform with just us two until Kenji gets here.

I guess so.

Can I run away?

I want to but I can't move.

Next up is the Butt Spankings.

Where is that moron?

Now, let's welcome Kobujutsu.

Hello, Kobujutsu, looking for Kobujutsu.

There they are. You're up.

- Let's go. - Yeah.

Hello, Kobujutsu. You're wanted on the stage.

Kenji, you fool!

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Ready! Go!

A recorder?

That concludes the first piece.

You kept us waiting, Kenji. We thought you'd never come.

That bastard.

Drag him off the stage!

No wait. Don't be hasty.

Wait until the audience gets excited.

That way, the crowd will be left disappointed,

and Kenji and his band will feel humiliated.

Ota, Asakura, are you ready?

- Okay. - Yeah.

All right...

- Here we go! - Yeah!

Ready! Go!

Hey.

Hey.

Your singing was great.

Of course it was.

How's the band?

The band broke up.

What?! You broke up?!

Yeah.

Aya.

What?

Are you still dating Oba from Marutake High?

What? Oba and I just went to the same middle school is all.

Aya.

Will you...

go to Disneyland with me?

Ugh, gross.

Oops.

- Sorry to keep ya waiting, Asakura. - Hey.

- Well, let's head to a comic cafe. - Yeah.

Skipping, huh? You get some good news?

Not really.

- What was that? - Yeah, I wonder.

By the way, about getting the band back together...

If we ask him about it today, he'll agree.

You think so?

Ota, Asakura.

Hey, Morita.

Ah, my foolish passion is overflowing again

Ah, this is what I've been waiting for so long

Uh, an arrow hit my heart Exploding hot blood

Tonight, all songs belong to me

Shala lalalala, no stars are Shala lalalala, as bright as

The new legend

Punk, folk, rap, and what? Don't really matter

Wow, breathtaking music

Resonates and opens the door To my future

Shala lalala, shala lalala

Coz it's the real thing Not my silly imagination

Ah, my vaulting ambition is rising again

Ah, everything looks so different

Ah, I'm going to make it this time

Then you will fall in love with me

Shala lalalala, could it be?

Shala lalalala, can we be?

Just like in the movies

Motorcycles, rebellion, and what?

In our magnificent youth

You dazzle, smile And say, I love you, baby

Shala lalala, shala lalala

Coz it's the real thing Not my silly imagination

Ah, I could die now Or maybe not just yet

What a poor devil I am, Like a drowned mouse

Oh, God, please hear me, Just for this next dream

Shala lalala, shala lalala

Coz it's the real thing Not my silly imagination

QA Translator Jake Jung