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You've got to be kidding me, Alex.
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No.
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No, man.
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Okay, I only have one thing to say.
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Priscilla the Pole Dancer.
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It's the one and only movie she's ever
directed.
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This is like a cruel joke, right?
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You're fucking crazy.
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I heard you.
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I'm not letting some chick direct my
movies.
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Yes.
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I don't know. Go on the internet.
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Go to a website. Find it. It's there. It
sucks.
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No.
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No, this is bullshit.
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What?
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She is not coming out tomorrow.
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She's walking onto my set tomorrow
anticipating, what, a director's gig?
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What do I do, sit in the background and
jerk off?
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No, I'm not going to sit in the
background and jerk off.
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There's no way.
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Alex,
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listen to me.
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This is bullshit.
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What?
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What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No. This is not happening.
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This is not going to happen.
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Did you hear me earlier?
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Priscilla, the pole dancer.
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Trust me, it's a fucking work of art.
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Yeah, it's brilliant.
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The nastiest girls you've ever seen
doing the lamest dances you've ever seen
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on a fucking pole. The camera moves like
twice in the whole film.
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90 minutes. Yeah, a film.
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Full length, 90 minutes, two camera
positions, lame chicks, nothing. It
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sucks.
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Look, do you have any idea... Do you
have any idea how
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many DVDs my movie sold last year?
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You can't fuck with me like this, man.
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Yes, Priscilla the Pole Dancer.
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Watch it.
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I don't know.
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Fucking rent it or something.
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What am I, your video store?
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Dude, you gotta be... No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Dude, this conversation is coming to a
very rapid end.
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Look, you had no right to send her out
here without telling me first.
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Yeah, yeah, you could have told me ahead
of time.
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So I could have been prepared. So I
could have been drunk or something.
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No, no, she can watch me.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll direct and she can
watch me.
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From a distance, like a fucking mile.
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Yeah.
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Dude, you're really creeping me out with
this chick stuff.
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No, no, no.
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not buying it man not buying it ain't
gonna work goodbye alex
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So what do you think? You like this
setting?
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I think it's awesome. It's nice.
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It's pretty.
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Yeah, well, I don't mean you any offense
at all, but I'm really against this.
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You know, I think you need to stick to
the sex.
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You're a sex artist. Just do sex.
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I'm here to direct.
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They gave me a chance to direct. After
seven years of being in front of the
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camera, they gave me a chance to go
behind.
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Well, look, we've got plenty of gas. We
can drive you back. It's not too far.
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You can go sit in your hotel room and
watch movies or something.
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You smell like booze.
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Can I get an aspirin here, please? Where
the fuck is my crew?
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I don't know. They're out somewhere
doing something.
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Listen, I'm serious. I think you're
great. I really think you're awesome.
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But I just don't think this is you. I
just don't think, I mean, this wasn't
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meant... to be a director. This was
meant to be, you know, celluloid stuff.
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You know, I'm sorry. I know where you're
coming from, because I know, Priscilla
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the pole dancer, I know exactly what
you're thinking.
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I can't help that. Don't even bring that
up.
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I can't help it. That is, I bring you to
this incredible location, and those
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images pop into my mind, and it's like,
it's like a melange, like a...
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soup of potpourri of like dog shit. I
mean, my dog could make a better movie
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than that.
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Well, your dog is just going to have to
get used to the fact that this has
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become a Tabitha Stevens Presents movie.
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And what's that all about?
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Tabitha Stevens Presents. I'm talking to
Alex on the phone last night and I hear
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Tabitha Stevens Presents.
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They're giving me a chance. Let me just
have a chance, please.
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No, look, here's the deal.
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um you can sit back and watch like over
there like really over there just watch
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the master at work i'll do my thing and
you know later on i'll take you back
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well i'll have somebody buy you dinner
and we'll take you back okay it'll be
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good that'll be good yeah all right can
i please have a cameraman
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okay okay
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so let's start with
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Some beautiful foreplay.
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Touchy-feely, really adore her body.
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Fuck that.
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I ain't touching that.
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What? I'm not touching that.
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Oh my god, first of all, you're fucking
disgusting. I wouldn't touch you with a
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ten-foot pole. He took a crap behind
that bush, and I'm sure he didn't even
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wipe properly.
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I'm sorry there's not a toilet in the
goddamn desert, sister.
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And that's my fault?
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No, no, this isn't working.
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You know what? See that bush over there?
I will do striptease in front of that,
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but I will not work with this.
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No, you have to touch. It's a love
scene. You can't just do a striptease by
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a bush. No. You know, I'm grossed out by
her.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Listen.
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We're doing a love scene here. You gotta
touch.
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No way.
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What?
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Now, she's grossed out on me. That
grosses me out. Wait.
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She's grossed out on you, so that
grosses you out.
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She's gross.
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Guys, we're doing an erotic...
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Love scene here.
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No, we're not. We are not doing an
erotic love scene. I will not do
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anything with you.
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There's no fucking way. There's no way.
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No way. As a matter of fact, can I get
some dark sunglasses?
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Sunglasses? Yeah, because if I have to
fuck that, I don't want to see that.
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Oh, honey, this is all that. That smells
like crap.
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You know, you get these B-list stars. I
mean, come on now. B-list?
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Yeah, B-list.
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Nice try.
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Excellent. That was so clever.
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You are so clever. Was it the crap? Was
it the crap? Is the crap what the
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problem is? He crapped behind the bush.
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It's really not that bad. Dude. It's not
bad. You know what? It's his ass.
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I'm sorry. Nature had to take its
course. Okay, so what did you wipe with?
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What did you wipe with?
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What did you wipe with?
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Something that came out of your luggage
or something.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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I wouldn't think at all. Can I get some
aspirin, please?
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She fucked with my mojo, man.
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Dude, my groove is screwed.
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No, no.
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I'm karmically tweaked.
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I don't even want to fucking wash my
hair.
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I need more to drink. You gotta send
more money.
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Yeah, I need a bigger alcohol budget.
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Look,
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one day.
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One day and I can't fucking see
straight.
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No, I didn't get the scene. What are you
fucking talking about?
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Yeah, she like shows up and all of a
sudden I've got like fucking ravens and
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coyotes and shit. It's like bad omens.
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Dude,
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you're in a fucking office. How can you,
you can't sit there and say, okay, like
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do this and do that.
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No, they didn't, they wouldn't even do
the scene.
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No, they walked off and I don't know.
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You know, it's like... It's like voodoo
shit, man.
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Yeah, like, what's that fucking Santa
Maria crap?
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Like a voodoo doll on my set poking
fucking needles up my ass.
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No, no. You can't... I can't go through
with this.
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You gotta send her back.
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And put her on a fucking bus.
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A train.
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A spaceship.
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Dude, you don't just send Tabitha to my
set and expect like fucking
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brilliance, okay? It was just, it was a
disaster.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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You know, I'm going to go online.
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Yeah, right now I'm going online.
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I'm going to find a fucking website and
I'm going to, you know what? I'm going
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to hire a monkey. No, I'm going to hire
a fucking Chinese monkey to come and
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direct tomorrow. How's that?
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Yeah, it'll be great. It'll be
brilliant. They call me fucking genius.
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Yeah, that'd be better than today.
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I had a lot better.
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The world is spinning like a crazy
orange seamless ball.
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Oh no, you gotta be kidding me.
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Priscilla the fucking pole dancer.
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It's on fucking pay-per-view.
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I'm cursed.
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Fucking cursed.
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Turn to channel 59.
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Priscilla the Pole dancer.
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Don't even do that shit.
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Nasty. You know what?
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I'm going to fire her ass.
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Yeah, it's me, Tweaker.
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Tomorrow, I'm canning her ass and I'm
putting her on a fucking bus back to
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wherever she came from.
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Bakersfield.
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Send her back to Hickland.
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Yeah, Redneckville. Fuck you. Bye.
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All
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right,
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guys. This is what I want you to do.
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All right, see how your leg's out like
that?
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I'd like you to cross it.
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You know what I mean? So it's kind of
like you're in that, you know, a little
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like...
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the sky, the desert, and everything is
so beautiful.
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And then I want you to look at her and
be like, you know what?
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She is beautiful. Because you know you
want some of that.
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So go to reach over, grab her hair, kind
of touch her a little bit.
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And you shy away a little bit. Get a
little bit like, you know, just feel the
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breeze. Just sit back. You know, take it
in a few times. Just let it sit. You
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know, twist your hair back a little bit.
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Look around, let it feel it.
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And then all of a sudden, this big gust
comes to you, this big gust of wind.
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You're taken back by it.
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Close your eyes, you open them, and you
stare right at them.
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You're going for the kiss.
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What I'd like you to do is end up back
in the lotus position, and you're just
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looking around again, feeling the wind
and the breeze, and you're just chilling
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out. Okay. Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey, so I have a question for you.
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Why did you shoot that scene?
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For Tabitha.
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And not for me.
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Well, to be honest, it just didn't feel
right.
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Yeah, it was kind of strange.
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What?
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Well, it was like you were looking at
us, but you were really looking at us
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like we were trees or rocks or
something.
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Yeah, exactly. The vibe was all wrong.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Well, you know, honestly, you're just
kind of washed up for all, though. Hey,
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dude, you know what? Why don't you just
go shoot some nature videos of, like,
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marsupials having sex or something?
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Nature videos?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Nature videos.
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I am in fucking nature.
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I am in nature!
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Tabitha Stevens Presents.
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Tabitha Stevens Presents.
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Tabitha Stevens Presents. Tabitha
Stevens Presents. Tabitha Stevens
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Presents.
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Ah,
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there we go. One of my shows.
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Now let's watch some art.
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so so
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Thank you.
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This is certainly not Priscilla the Pole
Dancer.
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Mr. Geraldo, please allow the director
of Priscilla the Pole Dancer to direct
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your movie.
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Oh, what were they thinking?
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What were they thinking?
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I need some oil for this fucking chair.
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I need another drink.
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While I watch my beautiful work.
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00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:54,260
No, I did not fire the woman.
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Todd and Stephens present.
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Oh.
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Oh, I need a fucking aspirin.
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Yeah, I've got a headache.
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00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,180
Because I had to be with that woman
again.
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00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:12,320
No, not with that woman.
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In the general vicinity of the woman.
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Have you been watching TV lately? One of
my brilliant shows is on. I am a
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fabulous director, a genius, a man of
unequivocal brilliance.
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Yes.
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Yes, one of my beautiful natural
landscapes with bodies flowing in motion
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down sand dunes is on right now, and I'm
enamored by the beauty of it all.
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00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,980
And there's no Tabitha Stevens Presents
involved.
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Huh.
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00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,160
What?
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00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:51,140
I'm merely happy to be alive in this
shitty little motel in Baker,
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California, watching my beautiful show
with my smelly feet and my Lion King
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hair.
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Yes.
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And my show is so fabulous, I'm going to
jump in the shower and jerk off.
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Yes.
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00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,680
No.
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00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,420
Bite. You don't talk into this side. You
talk into this side.
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Bite my fucking ass.
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00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:19,890
No.
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00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,370
Doesn't matter.
280
00:52:25,770 --> 00:52:29,050
I'm sliding down my chair now and it is
wonderful.
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00:52:29,630 --> 00:52:34,210
It's like an aerobic exercise where
you're stretched into such a way.
282
00:52:36,010 --> 00:52:37,010
Yes.
283
00:52:38,910 --> 00:52:43,570
Therefore, you fuck yourself, I fire
her, I start my own line.
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00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:46,860
No. Oh, this is not a veiled threat.
285
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,960
This is official.
286
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:52,560
And by the way, you do smell like shit.
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00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:54,740
Yes.
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Fabulous.
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00:52:56,700 --> 00:53:00,640
My show, my wonderful show on television
is coming to an end. Therefore, I'm
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expired. Goodbye.
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00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,480
Oh, Tabitha.
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00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:34,180
Oh, Tabitha. I have something to... Oh,
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nice.
294
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,160
Yeah,
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00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,118
I'm right here.
296
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,060
I have something to tell you.
297
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,480
Something very important.
298
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,060
You know what? It's just going to have
to wait.
299
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,440
I have a movie to shoot, okay?
300
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,600
Okay, action.
301
00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:52,860
What?
302
00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:00,070
What are you doing?
303
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,720
Feeling a little sober all of a sudden.
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00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,400
you
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01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:06,770
Yeah, deeper.
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01:01:08,610 --> 01:01:09,610
Lookin' deeper.
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01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:08,210
That's a wrap.
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01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:16,050
Well.
309
01:06:19,570 --> 01:06:20,610
I have to tell you something.
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01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:24,550
I don't get pissed, all right?
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01:06:25,090 --> 01:06:27,650
It's just, I had to prove a point to
you.
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01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:34,310
The actors, they weren't really, like,
mad at you or anything like that.
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01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:36,310
I set it up.
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01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:43,940
You told the actors to refuse to shoot
that
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01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:44,940
scene with me.
316
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,920
All right. See, the thing is, you know
how I am.
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01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,200
I appreciate everything you've done for
me.
318
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,740
You've taught me so much.
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01:06:57,300 --> 01:07:03,620
And when I hear you talk about Priscilla
the pole dancer, okay?
320
01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:06,430
It just upsets me.
321
01:07:07,030 --> 01:07:08,510
You know why it upsets me?
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01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,910
Because I didn't do it. That wasn't me,
okay?
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01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:19,630
Somebody had stolen the name Tabitha
Stevens, okay? And used it. And used it
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01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:23,850
in their production. That absolutely has
nothing to do with me. But you got all
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01:07:23,850 --> 01:07:25,730
irate, drunk, crazy.
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01:07:26,070 --> 01:07:29,390
Okay. Think about it. Did you even
notice?
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01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:32,280
How there are like only two angles on
that whole shot.
328
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,660
Like I watched it last night. It was on
TV last night. I know.
329
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:37,040
Come on.
330
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:43,660
I mean, I just kind of hurt. So I told
the actors that, you know what?
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01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:44,920
Take my lead.
332
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:46,260
Follow me.
333
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,640
Stop.
334
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,800
Yes.
335
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:50,800
You sold me.
336
01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:56,840
You told them not to perform that scene
to exert.
337
01:07:58,230 --> 01:07:59,570
Control over your set.
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01:08:00,230 --> 01:08:01,230
Correct.
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01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,330
Tabitha?
340
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:06,790
Yes?
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01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,050
You're going to make a wonderful
director.
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01:08:10,070 --> 01:08:11,070
Oh, thank you.
343
01:08:13,170 --> 01:08:14,170
How about a drink?
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01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:16,770
O.J. for you.
345
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,390
Okay. Or a soda.
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01:08:20,670 --> 01:08:21,670
Or a soda.
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01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,220
Thank you.
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