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There you go.
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Nice dress, Ryan.
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It's not a dress, it's a kurta.
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Okay.
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Tonight, one of our most
ethnic co-workers, Kelly,
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has invited us all to a diwali
celebration put on by her community.
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What is diwali, you may ask?
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Well, to have Kelly explain it,
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"It's... I have...
It's so super fun and it's gonna be great."
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A lot of gods with
unpronounceable names.
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Twenty minutes later you find out
that it's essentially a hindu Halloween.
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You look so handsome.
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You really do.
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Pam: I love the material.
I know.
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How come you didn't get me one?
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Okay. So, between
Meredith's minivan
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and if I borrow Bob's Yukon
that should fit about 12 people.
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I actually might not go.
I'm feeling kind of tired.
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Do you want to make appletinis and
watch sex and the city at my place?
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Oh, I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.
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I don't get why you won't go.
Did I do something wrong?
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I mean, I thought
we were really close friends.
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I just feel
kind of tired, you know?
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Maybe you've got mono.
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Maybe.
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I just... I don't really
have anyone to go with.
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Well, go with Dwight.
He's single too, right?
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Yeah, totally single.
Hundred percent available.
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Are you guys going to this
Indian thing tonight?
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I don't know.
Who's... who's going?
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Oh, you mean like,
"is Pam going?"
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Don't go.
They eat monkey brains.
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Michael: Hey, hey, hey.
Stop that.
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That is offensive. Indians
do not eat monkey brains.
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And if they do, sign me up
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because I am sure that they
are very tasty and nutritional.
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It's important that this
company celebrates its diversity.
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And you know what, Stanley,
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come kwanza time,
I have got you covered, baby.
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I don't celebrate kwanza.
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Really? You should. It's fun.
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I love the people here.
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And if there was one thing
I don't really care for,
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is that they can be
terribly, terribly ignorant
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about other cultures.
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And I don't want them embarrassing
me in front of my girlfriend, Carole.
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Diwali is a very important
holiday for the hindus.
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But frankly,
I'm a little appalled
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that none of you know very
much about Indian culture.
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So, without further ado,
Kelly, you are on!
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Diwali is awesome and there's
food and there's gonna be dancing,
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and I got the raddest outfit.
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Kelly? It has sparkles...
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Why don't you tell us a little bit
about the origins of the holiday?
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Oh, I don't know.
It's really old, I think.
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How many gods do you have?
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Like hundreds, I think,
maybe more. I don't know.
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And that blue, busty gal,
what's her story?
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She looks like Pam
from the neck down.
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Dwight: Pam wishes.
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Kelly, I'll take this one.
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Diwali is a celebration of the
coronation of the god-king rama
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after his epic battle with
ravana, the demon-king of Lanka.
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It symbolizes the battle...
All right...
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Between good and evil...
All right.
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This isn't lord of the rings.
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Here we are.
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I'm sorry.
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I started biking to work.
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Josh does it and he lives
a lot farther away than I do.
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And also it saves gas money, keeps
me in shape, helps the environment
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and now I know it makes me
really sweaty for work.
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Nice basket.
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Thank you.
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Now a lot of people say that
Kelly is one in a million
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and that's true, but it's also
not true, because frankly,
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there are literally billions of
people just like Kelly in the world.
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Here are some famous Indians.
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Subrahmanyan chandrasekhar.
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He is a nobel prize-winning
physicist. Impressive.
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Apu from the Simpsons.
Hilarious Indian.
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M. Night shyamalan, the
village, unbreakable, sixth sense...
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"I see dead people." Okay.
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Spoiler alert.
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He was dead the whole time.
Just stop it.
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What's... oh, what?
Where did that come from?
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Karen, my chips got stuck
in the vending machine again.
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Ineed your skinny little arms.
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Did you shake it?
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Yeah, I shook it, I shook it.
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We have such a
roller-coaster thing, Karen and I.
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Excuse me?
Roller-coastery friendship.
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Hot and cold, on again, off again,
sexual tension-filled type of deal.
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It's very Sam and Diane.
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Wow. Yeah? From cheers. Yeah.
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And another thing about the Indian
people, they love sex positions.
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I present to you the Kama Sutra.
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I mean, look at that.
Who has seen that before?
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I have,
that's union of the monkey.
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Oh, that's what they call it.
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This is the best meeting
we have ever had.
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Michael: Thank you, Kevin.
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You know, I find this
incredibly offensive.
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Well, I find it beautiful.
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Well, whatever Kelly wants
to do in her own house is fine,
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but we shouldn't all
be subjected to it.
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Actually, she's right.
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This is inappropriate.
Why don't I take these?
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Michael: No, you're not
going to collect them.
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Yeah. No, this is a
delightful, charming culture.
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My Indian cultural seminar
was going great until
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Toby decided he was too immature
to deal with culturally explicit images.
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It's just sex, people,
everybody does it.
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I'm doing itwith Carole
probably tonight.
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All right, I think you guys
should be all set.
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Oh, here's the corporate
card fordinner thanks.
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Now, Karen, let's keep it
to $20 a person this time.
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Okay. Got it.
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Once a quarter, the sales staff
of this branch has to stay late
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to do order form
consolidation which,
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amazingly, is even less
interesting than it sounds.
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You guys ready to party?
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What's that?
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I said,
"are you ready to party!"
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Isn't this fun?
Not wearing shoes?
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I wish some of us
still had our shoes on.
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Stop it. It's a disease.
I told you.
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I thought you said
this was a costume party.
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What does that look like to you?
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An Indian woman in a sari.
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No one's even gonna notice.
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Nice outfit.
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Hey, Kevin. It's a costume.
So you can just cool it, okay?
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Carole? Carole...
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I'll have one of those as well.
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Thank you very much. Thank you.
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Now these are limes,
lemons, onions...
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I'm a vegetarian.
What can I eat?
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It's all vegetarian.
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I'll just have some bread.
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You used your hands.
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Oh, yuck, oh...
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What, is it too spicy? No.
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These s'mores are disgusting.
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They're not s'mores,
they're samosas.
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Do you think
they have any s'mores?
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All they are is chocolate,
Graham cracker and marshmallow.
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How difficult
would that have been?
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So, youte Kelly's sisters, huh?
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What? Rupa, neepa, Tiffany,
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stop acting like such little
losers and just be cool!
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Come on, Ryan. Come on.
Leave him alone! I hate you guys.
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Ryan: They said something
about Zach braff...
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Don't even listen to them...
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No, you know...
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Very official.
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I decided to come.
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I feel a little underdressed,
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but at least I'm not dressed
like a slutty cheerleader, right?
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Is that mean?
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Temp! Temp!
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I don't even want
to hear it, okay?
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Stop it. Stop it right now.
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I didn't come to diwali
to get yelled at.
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Ryan is a temporary worker.
Makes no money.
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Vali is a whole doctor, so
handsome. Makes good money...
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Do you think
I want to date a doctor?
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And he's a perfect match.
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Hey, big tuna, you ready?
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One, two, three, shot!
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Oh, holy mother of god...
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Andy: Oh, that burns!
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Andy: Golly... that's good...
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Wow! Thirty years.
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And you two only met once
before the wedding night?
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Yes. Wow.
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How long have you been married
to the cheerleader?
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She's not a cheerleader! She
thought this was a costume party.
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No, we're not married
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yet.
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She is very fair.
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She is very fair.
Very fair and very kind.
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So, tell me, is your marriage
the kind of thing
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where when you die, she
has to throw herself on a fire?
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No, okay.
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It's still very cool.
Okay, thanks.
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One, two, three, shot!
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Are you okay?
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I'm gonna be.
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Hi. I'm just gonna...
Just for a sec. Just a sec.
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Everyone? I'm sorry. Could I
have your attention, please?
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Thank you. Hi. Sorry, I just
have an announcement to make.
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Okay. I have learned a lot
about Indian culture tonight,
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but I have learned
even more about love.
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And I know you're all thinking,
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"who is this crazy gringo
and what is he talking about?"
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Well, I'm not crazy.
Maybe I'm crazy in love.
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So, without further ado,
Carole...
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Carol stills,
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I would like you to do me the
honor of making me your husband.
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Oh, Michael...
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What do you say?
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Can we talk about this
in private?
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I didn't hear you?
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Can we talk about this
in private?
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Oh, you gotta be kidding.
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Okay.
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No, I get it. I get it.
You're not ready. We'll wait.
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This is our ninth date, Michael.
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Well, yeah. But I...
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I feel like I've known you
many lifetimes.
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Maybe I'm hindu after all.
Okay, I'm not hindu, but...
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Carole, Carole, I just... I feel
like... I just like you so much.
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I'd better go. Okay? You
can find a way home, all right?
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Yes.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Good night.
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Good night. Hey, you know what?
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Why don't I come with you?
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'Cause I've got this book
called the Kama Sutra...
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Okay, good night, Michael.
All right.
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Good night.
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Well, I was a temp,
but I got promoted.
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So the compensation
is a lot more competitive.
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So you're saving money now...
Yes...
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To start a family and home?
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Oh, or travel?
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And buy an Xbox.
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Is there anything you wanted
to ask us tonight?
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Can you believe that my boss
proposed to his girlfriend in public?
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That is so Michael. Is it?
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He's really outgoing, huh?
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Yeah.
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Hey, would you excuse me
for a second?
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It's hot in there.
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How's the naan?
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Dry.
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You look like
you were having fun.
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I am. You should come
dance with us.
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I have to watch our shoes
so they don't get stolen.
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Who were you texting?
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No one.
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Andy: I went to
the doctor I went to the mountains
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I looked to the children...
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Andy, no a cappella.
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Andy: I looked to the
children I drank from the fountain
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00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,254
There's more than one answer
to these questions
248
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,464
pointing me in a crooked line...
249
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,882
Wait.
250
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,594
The less I seek my source
251
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,720
oh, come on, guys, please.
252
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,015
The closer! Am to fine
253
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,726
the closer! Am to fine
254
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,186
that's not good.
255
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,939
Tuna! Are you kidding me?
256
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,821
Oh, my god.
257
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,951
Wow. That's so spicy. Here.
258
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,035
Yeah.
259
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,917
You're waiting for a call?
260
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,800
Wow.
261
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:15,558
Pam, when Carole said,
"no," tonight,
262
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,812
I think I finally realized
how you must be feeling.
263
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,149
We're both the victims
of broken engagements.
264
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,028
Well, you were
never really engaged.
265
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:31,532
I was in that
marriage arena, though.
266
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,827
Yeah. Yeah.
267
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,456
Oh, well.
268
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,628
I kind of thought something
would happen tonight, too.
269
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,466
So alike.
270
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,969
So alike.
271
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,024
What are you doing?
272
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,984
What are you doing?
273
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,319
I'm rejecting your kiss.
274
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,112
I... what? I didn't...
275
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,214
Can I have a ride home?
276
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,551
If you sit in the back.
277
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,845
Night, guys.
278
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:45,481
Hey, can I have a ride, man?
I have my bike.
279
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,693
No way, dude.
I am not driving home.
280
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:54,782
I brought an inflatable bed
for just such occasions.
281
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,868
You're welcome to share it,
though. It's a roomy twin.
282
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,787
I'm good.
283
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,856
Hey, dummy, get in the car.
284
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,400
I'm a drunk driver.
285
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,735
Yes, you are.
286
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,321
Here, let me take that thing.
287
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,281
Just get in the car. Okay.
288
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,617
You can really hold
your liquor, though, really.
289
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,368
Yeah. You can't.
290
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,745
Okay.
291
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,081
And I am just going to lie down
in the back, if that's all right?
292
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,166
Sure.
293
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,587
Here's your bag.
Just don't puke on anything.
294
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,386
You okay? So good.
295
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,554
Good.
296
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,728
These are not my shoes.
297
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,531
This is just like that show
taxicab confessions...
298
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,700
If you say one more word,
I'm stopping the car.
299
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,785
Sorry.
300
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,207
This is going out to
Indians everywhere.
301
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,711
It's a tribute to one of the
greats, Mr. Adam sand/er.
302
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:38,135
Diwali is a festival of lights
303
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,221
let me tell you something
304
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:45,935
tonight has been one crazy night
305
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,064
so put on your saris
306
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,734
it's time to celebrate diwali
307
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,529
everybody looks so jolly
308
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,740
but it's not Christmas,
it's diwali
309
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,326
the goddess of destruction, Kali
310
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,371
stopped by to celebrate diwali
311
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,166
don't invite any zombies
312
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,420
to a celebration of diwali
313
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,423
along came Polly
314
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,634
to have some fun at diwali
315
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,929
if you're Indian
and you love to party
316
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,725
have a happy, happy, happy
317
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:29,061
happy diwali!
318
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,355
Happy diwali!
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