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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,920 That is that. 2 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,620 What the hell kind of name is that? A new cat looking back, the game's in 3 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:35,520 strats. Will you call out for it when it's all out war? In the backwoods, you 4 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,860 can call out for it. You get down, but I can't stay. 5 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:41,380 I was in, but I'm over with. I'm ready to go, but I can't stay. 6 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,240 Louder, y'all louder. 7 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,560 Can't hold, but I'm proud of you. You're louder. 8 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,600 Bounce through the marshals, but you lost it. You ain't got nothing for it in 9 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,600 the marshals. 10 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:52,630 See what Rita chose when I'm done. Now what? 11 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:57,170 Take it to the gig at a run-down club. If the crowd react, I'ma zone out with 12 00:00:57,170 --> 00:00:59,490 them. On a way-smart stage with a blown-out system. 13 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:03,250 Explain to y'all ain't nothing strange at all. Rock the livers, the slams, and 14 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,250 headbangers ball. 15 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:05,410 It's all out there. 16 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:07,430 Louder, louder, 17 00:01:08,230 --> 00:01:09,950 louder. It's all out there. 18 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:13,150 Louder, louder, louder. 19 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:14,550 It's all out there. 20 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:17,750 Louder, louder, louder. 21 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,190 It's all out there. 22 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,400 Louder. Louder. 23 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:22,660 Louder. 24 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:02,400 Bang the track And give me my hat back Cause I want it louder Louder I 25 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:07,080 want it louder Louder 26 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,440 Jason! 27 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:46,200 This is where I find you? 28 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,280 We got strippers, booze, catered food. 29 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,600 It's your bachelor party! 30 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,500 Andy, I'm getting married in two days. 31 00:02:56,430 --> 00:03:03,030 Brooke, you may be getting married to a beautiful 32 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:10,030 woman, but realize this may be your last 33 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:15,790 chance to partake of certain pleasures of the flesh. 34 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:18,130 So, what do you say, Jay? 35 00:03:19,410 --> 00:03:20,950 These are some good eggs. 36 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:23,670 Do you realize what you're passing up? 37 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,370 I do. 38 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,300 Last chance. 39 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:34,600 Maybe I'll be up later. 40 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:46,120 If I was a woman, I'd want to marry someone. 41 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:48,220 Just like you. 42 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,900 You're not my type. 43 00:03:55,580 --> 00:04:01,240 You were listening to that? 44 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,100 Sorry. 45 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,300 Hi, thanks. 46 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,900 So, um, what exactly is going on upstairs? 47 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,700 Up, uh, upstairs? 48 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:17,820 Yeah. 49 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,320 Oh. You know, your bachelor party? 50 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,900 Just some guys sitting around, drinking, smoking. 51 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,740 Some guys are so secretive about that bachelor party thing, and I want to get 52 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:30,740 the real dirt on it. 53 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:34,110 Just in case I ever decide to get married or something like that. 54 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:35,930 Do you have a boyfriend? 55 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:41,310 Um, no. I used to. 56 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:42,649 What happened? 57 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:47,710 Well, I came out here for a job interview, and he didn't. 58 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,330 And? 59 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,930 And he won't come if I get it. I see. 60 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:55,770 But I probably didn't get it anyway, so. 61 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:57,790 What makes you say that? 62 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:01,400 Well, the guy interviewing me spent more time checking out my legs than my 63 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,800 portfolio, so forget about that. 64 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,680 Sorry, guys. We're closing in five minutes. 65 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,280 Would you want me to get you one more drink to take back up to your room? 66 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:14,140 Where are we going? 67 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,040 I like you, Nikki. 68 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:19,700 Hold on. I like you too, but you're getting married. I was going to say, I 69 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:20,639 like you, Nikki. 70 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,760 And you asked for the real dirt, so I'm going to give it to you. Check it out. 71 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:29,350 Oh my god! 72 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,160 expected? Not at all. 73 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,900 Is that what all guys want? 74 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,520 Not all. 75 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,700 I think men just want to be happy. 76 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,340 And what you saw was a temporary solution. 77 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,720 Are we allowed up here? 78 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,160 Actually, I'm pretty sure that we're not allowed. 79 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,580 But hey, what the hell, right? 80 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,100 What's the worst that can happen? 81 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,460 I don't know. Maybe getting caught up in your bachelor party is a strange moment. 82 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:20,680 That's what you call temporary solutions, and you don't really need it? 83 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:23,220 Does this mean that you're really happy? 84 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:24,820 Oh, thanks. 85 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:27,100 Maybe temporary solutions are for me. 86 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,700 Uh-huh. So you're happy. 87 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,040 I am now. 88 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,740 Yeah? What made you decide to get married? 89 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,320 Uh, I guess it was time, you know? Lisa and I, we've only been together for two 90 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,320 years. 91 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:46,000 You read your relationship like a train schedule. 92 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:49,780 Oh. 93 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,460 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. 94 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,000 No, it's okay. 95 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:02,479 You're shivering. 96 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,040 Here. It's a little cold. 97 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,140 It's nothing like Chicago, though. 98 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,840 You don't have to do that. Here, take this. 99 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,580 Thank you. 100 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,680 Thank you. Very nice of you. 101 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,510 So, tell me something about you. Anything. 102 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:27,450 I studied for a semester in London. 103 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,650 Get out of here. I love London. 104 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:33,850 Besides L.A., London's my favorite city in the whole world. 105 00:08:39,190 --> 00:08:40,309 We are right now. 106 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:44,410 Good. 107 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:49,570 You got some right there. 108 00:08:52,189 --> 00:08:53,330 My first kiss. 109 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:56,290 Tenth grade. 110 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,370 Eleventh for me. 111 00:08:58,910 --> 00:08:59,829 Late starter. 112 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,050 You know what they say about us late starters? 113 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:02,590 What? 114 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,230 They say we're better kissers. 115 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:24,430 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. 116 00:09:26,010 --> 00:09:27,110 Forget about it. 117 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,850 Right. Just don't let it happen again. 118 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,210 Okay. 119 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:37,910 The sun will be up soon. 120 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:39,270 Yeah. 121 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:47,290 Would you mind walking me to my room? 122 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,520 These are really good. 123 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,620 I mean, they're good. 124 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,820 You think that they're sexy? 125 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,700 Sexy? Yeah. 126 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:04,380 It's advertising, not art. 127 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,480 And if you didn't know... 128 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:24,230 It's just that I'm getting married and... I know, I know. I want to thank 129 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,770 you for a wonderful evening. 130 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:32,290 And I want to thank you for a wonderful evening also. 131 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:34,670 Okay. 132 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,340 Don't worry. This will be our little secret locked away in time forever. 133 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,550 You know the difference between good sex and great sex? 134 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,370 What? That feeling of connection. 135 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,730 Did you feel the connection? 136 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,250 I don't want to think about it. 137 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:25,609 Why not? 138 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,130 I just don't want to think about it. 139 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:31,190 Tell me. No, I'm not going to tell you anything. 140 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:37,870 Look, our whole entire relationship has been based on this one perfect night. 141 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:39,370 That's all I get. 142 00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:50,610 Congratulations. Let's get the checks. 143 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,250 Yeah, sure. 144 00:14:56,010 --> 00:15:02,330 Jason, are you home? 145 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,110 I'm in the kitchen, honey. 146 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:06,590 Okay, I'm in the kitchen. 147 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:09,590 Hey. 148 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,610 Surprise! 149 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:13,770 What's the occasion? 150 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,559 Peace offering. 151 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,560 A peace offering. 152 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:20,400 For last night. 153 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,560 Honey, my diet? 154 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,560 Um, 155 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:39,160 so... Who's Andy bringing this week, Andy? 156 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,580 Some girl. 157 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,380 What, another one of his? 158 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:45,810 entertain her friends. 159 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,050 I thought you liked Andy. 160 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,230 Huh? I thought you liked Andy. 161 00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:54,830 Yeah, um, I do, I do. 162 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,630 I wish that he had a little more self-respect. 163 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,710 I'm just glad that none of his bad habits were off on him. 164 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:06,210 Yeah, I got enough bad habits of my own. 165 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,490 Andy, so come on, man. Who are you bringing this weekend? 166 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:00,810 My mom. 167 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,930 Oh, I like your mom. 168 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:06,030 Come on, man. Tell me. I'm your best friend. What's the big deal? 169 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,650 No big deal. It's just some girl. 170 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,530 Not some stripper again. You know what happened last time? 171 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:17,750 She happens to be a creative executive at the number two ad firm in the city. 172 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,570 A creative exec, huh? 173 00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:21,830 And she's my fiance. 174 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:24,090 Holy shit! 175 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:26,650 Andy getting married! 176 00:19:27,939 --> 00:19:28,939 Congratulations, brother. 177 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,300 You're gonna love her, man. 178 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:32,860 Andy married? 179 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,940 That's the end of an era. 180 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,020 What do you mean by that? 181 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,840 Well, you know, he was like the perfect single guy. 182 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,960 I just hope that he can make the transition. 183 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Transition? 184 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,700 Okay. 185 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,520 You know that there's certain changes that you have to make when you settle 186 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,820 down. Like, it's not flirting with every woman that you talk to. 187 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,380 What do you mean, every woman? 188 00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:57,350 Don't defend him. You know that he's like that. 189 00:19:58,390 --> 00:19:59,750 Did Andy ever come on to you? 190 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:02,970 No. 191 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,290 Never? 192 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:09,270 Okay. So he would flirt a little. 193 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,590 It's no big deal. 194 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,050 What do you mean by a little? 195 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:14,810 You're jealous, aren't you? 196 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,750 That's so cute. 197 00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:17,970 Me jealous of Andy? 198 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,430 It was harmless flirting, okay? 199 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,440 If it was harmless, what would he say? 200 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,260 He was actually pretty nice. 201 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,840 He was sensitive and he was good company. 202 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,860 Sexual? I told you, no. 203 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,400 Never? 204 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,000 Jason, I am your wife and he's your best friend. 205 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,220 Just grow up. 206 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,119 I'm sorry. 207 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,120 I was just... 208 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,980 Wow. At least Andy has good taste in Reynolds. 209 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,240 Yeah, finally. 210 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,560 Maybe he's actually changed. 211 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,940 I wouldn't go that far. 212 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,440 Wow, nice. 213 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,600 Yeah, it is nice, huh? 214 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960 It's okay. 215 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:16,880 Are you sure that Andy's not going to mind us taking the master bedroom? 216 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,200 Hey, we got here first, right? 217 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,520 What time did you say that they're getting here? 218 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,150 About an hour. Why? 219 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:29,670 Well, why don't you go to the living room? 220 00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:32,010 I have a little surprise for you. 221 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:33,970 A surprise? 222 00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:35,570 So, let's go. 223 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:38,410 Okay. Okay. 224 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:43,630 Open your eyes. 225 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,550 You look great. 226 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:54,829 You think so? 227 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,830 Come here. 228 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:58,790 Oh, you feel great too. 229 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,250 Do you like how it feels? 230 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:01,710 Yes. 231 00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:05,030 Do you want to help me take it off? 232 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,620 Thank you. 233 00:24:48,629 --> 00:24:49,870 Jason, it's good to see you. 234 00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:52,790 Yeah, it's good to see you too. 235 00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:54,810 This is Monique. 236 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:57,910 Hi. 237 00:24:58,410 --> 00:24:59,410 Have we met? 238 00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:02,650 Wow, you're wearing a new style now. 239 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:03,930 Two of those. 240 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,070 Pervert. 241 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,150 Man. 242 00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:09,810 It is great to see you. You too, brother. 243 00:25:10,350 --> 00:25:11,350 Hello. 244 00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:15,630 Hey, you look a lot like that naked chick that was just scampering around in 245 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:16,630 here. 246 00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:20,190 I see that you haven't changed, have you? 247 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:22,530 Lisa, this is Monique. 248 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,330 Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. 249 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,570 Come with me. Let's get you settled in, okay? 250 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:30,610 Sounds good. Yeah? Are you tired? A little bit. Come on. 251 00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,730 Dude, not next time, man. 252 00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:36,230 Let's get a drink. 253 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:37,730 Absolutely. 254 00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:43,170 So, what do you think? 255 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,970 Uh, about what? 256 00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:47,430 About what? 257 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,880 Monique. She's a nice girl. 258 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,560 Nice? Come on, Jason. 259 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,960 Marry me. 260 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,580 Yeah? How'd you two meet? 261 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,620 That is actually a very interesting story. 262 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,540 Well, it was Christmas time and I needed to make a little extra money. 263 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,700 So you know how in the lingerie shops they always have the hottest women 264 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,699 working there? 265 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:16,660 He came into the store all cool and everything like he was... I told her... 266 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:18,600 But I had to buy a gift for my girlfriend. 267 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,080 He said that his girlfriend just broke up with him. 268 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:24,880 So to be nice, he thought that he'd get her a little Christmas gift so they 269 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,880 could still be friends. 270 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,180 She believed that every word. 271 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,180 He was lying, and I knew it. 272 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,420 He was lying so bad. It's like every single part of his brain was working 273 00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:40,640 overtime just to impress me. It was the funniest thing of everything in my life. 274 00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:44,720 I've never wanted anybody to go bad. 275 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 On our third date. 276 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:47,780 Then he can kick me and leave. 277 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,780 Or he can come inside and have sex, but no kissing. 278 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:54,560 No. Oh, yeah. So what did he choose? 279 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 A kiss. 280 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,100 Okay, that sounds like a whole new Andy. Yeah. 281 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,500 Yeah. 282 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:02,980 So, Andy. 283 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,400 He doesn't seem like your usual type. 284 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,680 How so? 285 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,300 He's nice. 286 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,340 Wait, I have dated nice girls before. 287 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:13,860 When? 288 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,440 That's what I thought. 289 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:22,080 Lisa said you needed a... Oh, yeah, some hangers, thanks. 290 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,240 Um, very nice of you. 291 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,520 So you said that I reminded you of somebody. 292 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:34,380 But you're kind of looking at me kind of like... I'm sorry. 293 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,580 It's nothing. No need to apologize. 294 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,880 It's quite all right. 295 00:27:38,820 --> 00:27:40,960 So was she somebody that you cared about? 296 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:43,580 It's a long time ago. 297 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,460 Then I need a bachelor party. 298 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,100 Talking about me. 299 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,700 Hey. 300 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,040 Come on, let's go play some pool, baby. 301 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280 Oh, okay, honey. 302 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:56,680 Come 303 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:03,260 on. 304 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,360 Don't they seem a little mismatched to you? 305 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,080 Don't worry about it. 306 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,600 She seemed like a little Miss Farm Girl. 307 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,200 What did you and Annie talk about? 308 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,360 You have nothing to worry about. 309 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,800 Here. 310 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,680 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 311 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:21,470 I was gonna make some coffee, but I can come back. 312 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,550 I can put my top on if I'm making you uncomfortable. 313 00:29:26,490 --> 00:29:27,710 No, no, no, it's all right. 314 00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:29,890 Do you want some coffee? 315 00:29:30,110 --> 00:29:31,110 Ooh, I'd love some. 316 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,570 Okay, I'll be back. 317 00:30:32,270 --> 00:30:33,190 Do you 318 00:30:33,190 --> 00:30:41,890 need 319 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:42,890 some lotion? 320 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:44,310 There you go. 321 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:49,010 So, uh, how did you and Jason meet? 322 00:30:49,939 --> 00:30:51,040 Andy introduced us. 323 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:52,540 Really? 324 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,520 Nice. 325 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,700 We were working at the same company. 326 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:02,040 And as we got to know each other better, Andy told me that you had the perfect 327 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,040 guy for me. 328 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:04,340 So do you think that he was right? 329 00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:06,760 Yeah. He was right enough. 330 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,680 Yeah. 331 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:30,960 You've been standing there. 332 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,320 I was just admiring the view. 333 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,140 Where are you now? 334 00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:40,640 I'm going to go see if Jason's up yet. 335 00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:42,140 Bye. 336 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,920 Hey, half-naked girl. 337 00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:45,180 Hey, Jason. 338 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:47,260 Jason. 339 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,880 Hello. 340 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,379 Wake up. 341 00:31:56,380 --> 00:31:57,380 Come on, come on, come on. 342 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,900 Yep. up. It's after 11. 343 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,060 Okay? 344 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,360 Mmm. 345 00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:36,050 Thank you. 346 00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:33,190 Hope we didn't keep you up last night. 347 00:35:33,650 --> 00:35:34,650 What are you talking about? 348 00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:36,410 I think you got a little wild. 349 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,010 A little loud? 350 00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:39,890 You didn't hear. 351 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:41,590 No, why? 352 00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:42,910 Hey, guys. 353 00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:44,170 Hello. Hi. 354 00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:45,350 How are you? 355 00:35:48,130 --> 00:35:49,850 I'm going to take Monique into town to get groceries. 356 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,250 You two be okay? 357 00:35:51,830 --> 00:35:53,830 Sure. With this guy, we'll be fine. 358 00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:55,090 All right, I'll see you later. 359 00:35:55,230 --> 00:35:56,230 See you later. 360 00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:57,270 Be careful. 361 00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:01,290 Man, you really lucked out with her. 362 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:04,590 Ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah. 363 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,210 She looks full tonight. 364 00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:13,930 Ha, ha. 365 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:16,310 Ha, ha. 366 00:36:17,090 --> 00:36:18,090 Ha, ha. 367 00:36:19,650 --> 00:36:21,190 Ha, ha. 368 00:36:21,850 --> 00:36:22,850 Ha, ha. 369 00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:23,928 Ha, ha. Ha, ha. 370 00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:24,990 Ha, ha. 371 00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:26,690 No. 372 00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:28,590 Things still hot between you and Lisa? 373 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:29,899 That depends. 374 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:30,940 What do you mean by hot? 375 00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:32,540 The sex. 376 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,620 I mean, she still looks great, but unless... Yeah, yeah. 377 00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:40,540 The sex is still very good. Very good or great? Because you used to say she could 378 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:43,220 do this thing with her. Hey, why are you so curious all of a sudden? 379 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:50,040 It's just that sex with Monique is the best sex I've ever had. 380 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:56,920 I mean, on the outside, she's like this reserved, quiet, shy girl, but... 381 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:02,200 On the inside, she's this filthy little sex kitten. Andy, come on, enough 382 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,980 already. Does it bother you, me talking about how my woman does the most 383 00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:08,200 perverse things imaginable to me? 384 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,200 Yes, it does. 385 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,360 Well, you never used to be bothered when we talked about sex. 386 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,580 Well, I've changed. 387 00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:16,780 We've changed. 388 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,900 People change, Andy. That's what we do. I know why you're upset. I know exactly 389 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:21,940 why you're pissed off. 390 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:23,820 You are a jerk. 391 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,880 Andy, I don't know where you're going with this, but it's not what you think. 392 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,040 You and Lisa, you're thinking about having kids, right? 393 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,520 What? 394 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,020 It happened to friends in Chicago. 395 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,960 The minute they start talking about kids, they get all moral and righteous. 396 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,840 Yeah, that's it. 397 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,580 Want my advice on married life? 398 00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,560 Until the day that that ring goes on your finger, make sure that you live 399 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:01,560 life to its fullest. 400 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:06,620 Because once you're married, if you have any regrets, they'll haunt you for the 401 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:07,538 rest of your life. 402 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:08,940 Do you have any regrets? 403 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,620 No. 404 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:14,340 I don't. 405 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,380 You are such a liar. 406 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:22,720 I'm not a liar. 407 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:30,980 No, 408 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,480 I... How much do you know about me? 409 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:36,580 Why? 410 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,900 Because marriage is a big step. 411 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,840 I just want to make sure you know what you're getting yourself into. 412 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,980 Well, how much did you know about Lisa when you married her? 413 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:49,240 I thought I knew enough. 414 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,800 So you're saying that... 415 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:57,300 If you knew then what you know now, you wouldn't marry her. 416 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,680 So, uh, you don't know much about Monique? 417 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,680 All right. 418 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:11,460 Listen, she grew up just outside of Chicago. 419 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:18,160 Her favorite color is pink. Her favorite flowers are pink gerber daisies. She 420 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,260 likes red wine, not white. 421 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,860 She went to Northwestern University. She majored in journalism. 422 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:33,060 And... The only time she's been out of the Midwest was when she studied 423 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,960 in London her senior year of college. 424 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,760 Happy? 425 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:39,440 I'm happy if you're happy. 426 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,680 No, babe. 427 00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:47,960 Yeah, sex. I kind of was a late bloomer on that subject. 428 00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:55,800 21. Serious? Yeah. How about you? 429 00:39:57,140 --> 00:40:00,080 Okay. I was younger. High school sweetheart. 430 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:01,700 When I was 18. 431 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,500 Right. We did it at the prom. 432 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,940 Then I'll come along. 433 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,560 Then we each went off to separate colleges. 434 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,200 Had a few boyfriends. 435 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,560 Graduated. And then six months later, I met Jason. 436 00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:17,000 Aw, how sweet. 437 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,000 Yeah, once I started doing it, I couldn't get enough. I had to... 438 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,240 Do it all the time. 439 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,160 You slept around, didn't you? 440 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,900 Yes, you did. No, I didn't sleep around. I had a boyfriend, a boyfriend. 441 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,360 I had to get to know them. 442 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:32,820 Relationship, relationship. 443 00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:35,940 It's easier to drive them wild that way. 444 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,360 Drive them wild, huh? 445 00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:40,760 Yeah. I didn't actually think about that. 446 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:42,540 Yeah, don't you? 447 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,800 Yeah, this is it. 448 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:53,650 Out in the open, yet totally... secluded. The place where I first got my 449 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:56,970 squash noshed. This is your parents' summer house? 450 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,160 the first time you and Lisa, you know? 451 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,620 Jason, what's wrong? 452 00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:27,740 Are you attracted to Lisa? 453 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:31,500 Look, I may have a bit of a rep, but she's your wife. 454 00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:33,900 If she's my wife, then how come you came on to her? 455 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:37,980 What? Oh, she told me you'd call her. Don't go digging back there. It meant 456 00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:39,300 nothing. It was just some harmless flirting. 457 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,680 Look, it would be late. She'd be worried about you, waiting for you to come home, 458 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,600 and she'd be a little angry. 459 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,380 Just call her up and show her a little harmless affection. 460 00:42:50,890 --> 00:42:52,230 All in the name of our friendship, huh? 461 00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:55,250 Look, I called. I didn't go visit. 462 00:42:56,690 --> 00:42:58,670 Would you rather she got the attention somewhere else? 463 00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:04,010 I'm sorry. 464 00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:06,590 Maybe I was just reading too much into you. 465 00:43:13,170 --> 00:43:14,490 Were you attracted to Monique? 466 00:43:16,790 --> 00:43:17,850 I, uh... 467 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:22,150 Well, you better be, because she's fucking hot. 468 00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:23,690 Not hot in your mouth. 469 00:43:27,410 --> 00:43:28,830 Thank you. Hello. 470 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,890 Hi. You two talking about us? 471 00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:32,750 No, private girl talk. 472 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:34,010 What about? 473 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:35,870 That's not the definition of private. 474 00:43:36,690 --> 00:43:39,170 Nikki. You met me? 475 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:40,550 Andy. 476 00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:42,890 Well, that Jason scene works. 477 00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:44,090 Oh, yeah? Uh-huh. 478 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:48,290 Nikki's a short for my Monique, isn't it? 479 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,400 I haven't gone by Nikki in quite a while. 480 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,380 Nikki, Monique. 481 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:55,460 I like Monique better. 482 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,760 Me too. 483 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,860 So, how is Lisa? 484 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,460 She's fine. 485 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,360 What did you two talk about? 486 00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:11,580 Girl steps. 487 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,680 What, are you worried that she's going to talk bad about you? 488 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:16,560 No. 489 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,920 You know, you are one phenomenal looking lady. Oh really? 490 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,160 Thank you. 491 00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:27,600 Do you still love me? 492 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,780 Now that is the most ridiculous question I've ever heard. 493 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,680 Oh girl, you're gonna break my heart. 494 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,660 But please, please don't die. 495 00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:09,230 When you take my hand, you're going to get my heart. 496 00:45:10,330 --> 00:45:11,330 Oh, yeah. 497 00:45:11,990 --> 00:45:13,910 And when you want my dream, 498 00:45:15,490 --> 00:45:18,770 there is no way out. 499 00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:21,070 Oh, no. 500 00:45:21,990 --> 00:45:24,170 Oh, baby, listen to me. 501 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,520 You're going to break my heart. 502 00:46:20,650 --> 00:46:21,650 We'll be building... 503 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,420 When are you expecting? 504 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,200 Excuse me? 505 00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,259 Expecting what? 506 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,840 Jason and I were talking down by the pool, and he said you were thinking 507 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,840 about having kids. 508 00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:04,000 Um, maybe he's trying on his own. 509 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,640 Andy and I were just... I specifically remember you said you were trying to 510 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,640 have kids. 511 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,860 Not that I know of. You're not? 512 00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:17,520 Jason, we never even... 513 00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:19,000 Talked about trying to have kids. 514 00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:22,340 So, um, what do you say we all go into town later? 515 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,780 Sounds like a good idea. We can do some shopping, and also, we saw this cute 516 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:28,779 little Spanish restaurant. 517 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:30,480 Yeah, El Pepino. I know it well. 518 00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,060 A toast. 519 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,040 To friends. 520 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:38,820 So? 521 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:40,580 Do you? 522 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400 Do I what? 523 00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:45,140 Do you want to have kids? 524 00:47:46,690 --> 00:47:48,270 Andy just misunderstood me. 525 00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:49,490 Forget about Andy. 526 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:52,870 Do you want to try having kids? 527 00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:55,230 We have been married for a while. 528 00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:57,410 I don't know, Lisa. 529 00:47:58,190 --> 00:47:59,190 It might help. 530 00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:14,750 Andy, I just got a phone call. 531 00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:17,910 So where's Lisa at? 532 00:48:18,990 --> 00:48:19,990 Finishing up her makeup. 533 00:48:22,410 --> 00:48:23,430 So I didn't dream it. 534 00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:24,770 Dream what? 535 00:48:25,190 --> 00:48:26,390 The night of my bachelor party. 536 00:48:26,890 --> 00:48:27,890 Was you. 537 00:48:29,010 --> 00:48:30,110 What does it matter, Jason? 538 00:48:30,550 --> 00:48:32,150 You're married. I'm about to get married. 539 00:48:35,150 --> 00:48:36,510 It wasn't just one night for me. 540 00:48:37,130 --> 00:48:38,130 You know what? 541 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,490 Nothing productive can come out of those memories, Jason. 542 00:48:42,530 --> 00:48:43,870 You know, I thought about you a lot. 543 00:48:44,330 --> 00:48:46,170 And I hope that we can be together again. 544 00:48:46,980 --> 00:48:50,420 Believe me, you're the last person I expected to walk in with, Andy. 545 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,540 But I'm glad I'm with you. 546 00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:57,040 Tell me you don't feel the same way I do and I'll never mention it again. 547 00:48:57,660 --> 00:49:00,360 I wish I could, but I can't. 548 00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:06,740 I just do a major deal. 549 00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:07,980 Good job, honey. 550 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,120 I'm buying. Let's go. 551 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,500 Are you okay? 552 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,120 Yeah, I'm fine. 553 00:49:17,870 --> 00:49:19,510 If something's wrong, you can tell me a little. 554 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:22,709 I'm fine. 555 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:23,710 Is it Andy? 556 00:49:25,190 --> 00:49:28,950 Uh, no relationship is perfect, so, you know. 557 00:49:29,290 --> 00:49:30,730 They do take work, don't they? 558 00:49:31,290 --> 00:49:32,290 Yeah. 559 00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:34,290 What are you going to do? 560 00:49:35,490 --> 00:49:39,850 Hello, I'm, uh, planning on asking Monique to set a date. 561 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,250 A date for what? 562 00:49:42,130 --> 00:49:43,250 A wedding. 563 00:49:45,170 --> 00:49:46,170 What? 564 00:49:46,589 --> 00:49:48,130 I'm going to tell her on the plane back to Chicago. 565 00:49:50,210 --> 00:49:51,610 Andy, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. 566 00:49:51,870 --> 00:49:53,750 Hey, you guys, let's go check out that store. 567 00:49:54,550 --> 00:49:56,330 Hey, talk about this later, all right? 568 00:49:56,710 --> 00:49:57,890 Jason, there's nothing to talk about. 569 00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:48,940 Nothing. Woo! 570 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,680 I feel like I'm with a cat. 571 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,680 Bored? 572 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,560 Yep. 573 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,500 Get used to it. 574 00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:12,890 If you're trying to talk me out of marriage again, forget about it. 575 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:14,470 Just don't say I didn't warn you. 576 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:20,730 I'm going to go buy some gum. 577 00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:23,910 Have fun. 578 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,600 Jason. 579 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,520 Hey. Hey. 580 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,638 Wake up. 581 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,360 Hi. Are you ready? 582 00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:48,860 We have dinner. Come on. We're running late, okay? 583 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,280 I'm assuming you didn't tell Andy anything. 584 00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:29,760 No. Did you say anything to Lisa? 585 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:32,280 No. But I will if it will help. 586 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,900 Jason, no. 587 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,540 I've tried to forget you. Trust me, I have. 588 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,760 But I can't. 589 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,620 There was something about you. Something I felt inside. I couldn't explain it 590 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:42,760 then, and I can't explain it now. 591 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,380 I even went back to the hotel bar a few times. 592 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,000 Did you expect me to be there or anything? 593 00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:50,760 I always believed that something brought us together once. 594 00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,860 And if it was meant to be, it would happen again. 595 00:53:55,180 --> 00:53:56,180 And it did. 596 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,540 I just can't do this. 597 00:54:25,070 --> 00:54:26,430 Hold up, hold up. What is it? 598 00:54:27,210 --> 00:54:31,890 Well, I was just thinking, this may be the last time we swim together for a 599 00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:33,670 while. Let's make it interesting. 600 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:36,150 How? 601 00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:38,450 Let's race. 602 00:54:38,890 --> 00:54:39,890 25 laps. 603 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,190 And what are we betting? 604 00:54:43,550 --> 00:54:44,550 The women. 605 00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:48,790 What? Winner takes all, just for one night. 606 00:54:50,430 --> 00:54:51,430 You're insane! 607 00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:54,970 Yeah. I am. 608 00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:03,330 I had you going. 609 00:55:03,830 --> 00:55:06,410 Loser buys dinner. No. 610 00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:08,930 Loser buys and cooks dinner. 611 00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:11,650 Deal. What other rules are there? 612 00:55:12,630 --> 00:55:15,390 No other rule. 613 00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:15,720 Loser! Yes! 614 00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:21,920 You know, ever since I've known you, you haven't changed. 615 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,740 Neither have you, loser. 616 00:56:50,190 --> 00:56:51,190 I think I sprained my ankle. 617 00:56:51,670 --> 00:56:52,670 Sorry. 618 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:54,030 Sorry. 619 00:56:54,710 --> 00:57:01,510 I know it's been a while, but you haven't been you this 620 00:57:01,510 --> 00:57:02,510 weekend. 621 00:57:03,230 --> 00:57:04,230 All right. 622 00:57:05,870 --> 00:57:07,250 What would you do if you were married? 623 00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:13,630 And the one girl that you just can't get off your mind, she comes back into your 624 00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:16,530 life. You're not just trying to scare me off marriage again. 625 00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:18,010 No, I'm serious. 626 00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:19,310 One girl. 627 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,100 Holy shit. 628 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,240 Jill Armstrong? 629 00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:26,860 What, she tracked you down on the web? 630 00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:28,340 No names. 631 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:33,520 Well, if it was anybody but Jill Armstrong, I'd go for it. 632 00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:34,740 Why? 633 00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:35,980 Simple. 634 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:38,300 Life's too short. 635 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,520 See what I mean? 636 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Come on, buddy. 637 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:47,200 You got it there, Gimpy? 638 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,200 You gonna make it? It was his fault. 639 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,980 You know, without you around, who would even need this? 640 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,700 Do you have any Vicodin? 641 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,180 Yes, I have some Vicodin. Thank you. 642 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,400 I'll be back. 643 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,240 I think we're in trouble. 644 00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:03,220 I usually am. 645 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:07,920 Hoffman! That hurts! 646 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,078 What, that? 647 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,080 Yeah! 648 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:11,820 Okay, here we go. 649 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,640 You better give me two. 650 00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:16,680 No, you're starting off with one. 651 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:17,900 It's not that strong. 652 00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:19,660 Where are you going? 653 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:24,060 Going into town to get your groceries just because you're hurt. You're not 654 00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:29,000 getting out of our bet Sure Bye, 655 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:34,920 oh, maybe you should drive. I think you're blocking me in Um, do you know 656 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,040 what we need to get from the grocery store? Welcome to Jason's buying 657 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:43,720 something expensive You like lobster? I love lobster. All right I 658 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:48,360 can't believe you told him about the phone calls You said something about 659 00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,319 that? 660 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,290 Sure did Hmm, well, was he jealous? 661 00:58:53,610 --> 00:58:55,550 He seemed like it. Good. 662 00:58:55,790 --> 00:58:58,650 I wanted to get a rise out of him. Keep him on his toes. 663 00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:01,170 Is that the only reason? 664 00:59:01,770 --> 00:59:03,710 Well, why? What other reason would there be? 665 00:59:04,970 --> 00:59:05,970 Ten. 666 00:59:06,370 --> 00:59:08,970 Exactly how much do you know about us? 667 00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:10,310 Nothing. 668 00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:15,590 Then you didn't tell him anything because you thought he wouldn't 669 00:59:15,590 --> 00:59:17,250 understand, or...? Or what? 670 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,960 Now that's a complex answer. 671 00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:23,900 How so? 672 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,460 Well, why don't you pull over and I'll explain it to you. 673 01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,340 This is terrible. 674 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,040 Good morning. 675 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:18,140 Where did everybody go? 676 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,220 They went into town. 677 01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:25,240 What happened to your foot? 678 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,840 Swimming injury. 679 01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:33,020 So, last night, were you serious when you said that you'd leave Lisa for me? 680 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,960 Yes, I was. 681 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,000 Why me? 682 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,580 Because I thought of losing you and breaks my heart. 683 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:43,880 And I thought I read. 684 01:01:44,730 --> 01:01:46,010 into that night too much. 685 01:01:46,930 --> 01:01:48,510 I just can't get it off my mind. 686 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:56,110 You're the one I always fantasize about being with. 687 01:01:57,890 --> 01:01:58,890 Really? 688 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:20,120 So what now? I mean, you live in L.A., I live in Chicago. 689 01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:23,340 Next? 690 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,280 You pack your stuff and move in with me. 691 01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:28,700 Isn't that what you want? 692 01:04:28,860 --> 01:04:30,480 It is, but move where? 693 01:04:33,340 --> 01:04:34,340 Yeah. 694 01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:36,420 You're right. 695 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,660 Lisa wouldn't take this very well anyways. 696 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,440 Oh, she wouldn't. 697 01:04:45,710 --> 01:04:47,190 You do want to be together, though, right? 698 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:48,750 More than anything. 699 01:04:50,770 --> 01:04:51,770 Oh, my God, they're home. 700 01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:54,030 You know, 701 01:04:55,330 --> 01:04:57,170 you're even better now than you were three years ago. 702 01:04:58,810 --> 01:05:00,330 So, Jason, appreciate it. 703 01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:02,690 Yeah. 704 01:05:05,070 --> 01:05:06,070 Hello. 705 01:05:07,030 --> 01:05:08,710 Hey. Lisa. Hi. 706 01:05:09,210 --> 01:05:10,250 How are you doing? 707 01:05:10,630 --> 01:05:11,630 Not bad. 708 01:05:12,070 --> 01:05:13,370 Where's Dominique? 709 01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:17,450 I don't know. I was taking a nap and I haven't seen her. 710 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:20,290 No, I told you that those pills are strong, didn't I? Yeah, really strong. 711 01:05:20,610 --> 01:05:24,830 I'm going to soak in the tub. It might be good for my ankle. 712 01:05:25,710 --> 01:05:26,810 Good idea. Yeah. 713 01:05:36,090 --> 01:05:37,090 One second. 714 01:05:46,470 --> 01:05:47,470 Why'd you lock the door? 715 01:05:48,230 --> 01:05:49,490 Must have been a little groggy. 716 01:05:49,990 --> 01:05:50,990 What took you so long? 717 01:05:51,270 --> 01:05:53,430 What? I thought I was supposed to leave the grocery run. 718 01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:55,750 It was. What, are you trying to accuse me of something? 719 01:05:57,890 --> 01:05:58,890 I'm sorry. 720 01:05:59,870 --> 01:06:01,430 Let's hope that I haven't been a little messed up. 721 01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:04,110 Yeah, let's hope that that's all that it is. 722 01:06:17,230 --> 01:06:18,049 A what? 723 01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:18,888 A toast. 724 01:06:18,890 --> 01:06:19,808 A what? 725 01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:20,810 A perfect weekend. 726 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:22,750 Sure. 727 01:06:28,570 --> 01:06:30,350 So, Lisa. 728 01:06:32,630 --> 01:06:36,450 All weekend, I've been listening to Jason's advice on marriage. 729 01:06:36,770 --> 01:06:43,390 Maybe you could give a few words of wisdom. Oh, no. I am definitely not 730 01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:44,790 buzzed enough. There's another... 731 01:06:45,020 --> 01:06:47,880 Bottle in the kitchen. I'll go get it. No, no. I'll get it. I insist. 732 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,240 Okay. 733 01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:53,440 Try to make it back before all the food's gone. 734 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,120 I'll be... Okay. 735 01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:58,720 Okay. 736 01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:10,980 So you really want some advice? 737 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,680 In time. 738 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,600 You'll learn that marriage, it doesn't have to mean monogamy. 739 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,120 Excuse me? 740 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,320 Did you just say marriage doesn't have to mean monogamy? 741 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:26,460 No, I said that marriage doesn't have to mean money. 742 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,660 No, you said monogamy. 743 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,000 No, I think you heard me wrong. 744 01:07:31,740 --> 01:07:32,840 No, I heard you right. 745 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:37,460 You said monogamy. Were you trying to give us some sort of warning here or 746 01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:40,020 what? No, not at all. 747 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:42,560 I'm eating my potato. 748 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,760 Well, I'm going to go inside and get some bread. I'll be right back. 749 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:48,840 Really? 750 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,000 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 751 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:55,880 I'm eating my lobster. 752 01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:58,180 What's wrong with you? 753 01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:00,460 I'm glad it's you. 754 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:02,940 I need to get some bread. 755 01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:04,940 I'm in love with you, Monique. 756 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,580 As soon as we get back to the city, I'm moving out. 757 01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,160 Lisa can keep everything. 758 01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:12,890 I want you. I want us to be together. 759 01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:15,670 Jason, I have to see you tonight. 760 01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:18,069 Say yes, please. 761 01:08:19,149 --> 01:08:20,149 Yes, yes. 762 01:08:25,490 --> 01:08:26,490 Okay. 763 01:08:26,729 --> 01:08:30,010 After Amy's asleep, sneak out of the house. 764 01:08:30,450 --> 01:08:32,170 I'll leave a flashlight by the back door. 765 01:08:32,470 --> 01:08:35,910 Go down by the pool, past the trail, and I'll be waiting. 766 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:48,560 I was afraid you wouldn't come 767 01:12:14,380 --> 01:12:15,380 What the fuck's going on? 768 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,380 I was just taking a walk. 769 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:18,960 I saw you two, Jason. 770 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,820 Andy, I can explain. 771 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:23,080 Yeah, the hell you can. 772 01:12:23,220 --> 01:12:26,320 I'm hearing you. I can explain. Yeah? Come on, man. Stop it, man. 773 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:28,440 What the fuck? 774 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:31,660 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop it, guys. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What the fuck are you 775 01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:34,600 going to do about it? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it. 776 01:12:34,700 --> 01:12:35,700 Stop, man. 777 01:12:35,740 --> 01:12:37,020 What are you going to do? 778 01:12:37,260 --> 01:12:38,260 Hey, 779 01:12:38,540 --> 01:12:43,080 hey, hey, hey. Jesus, stop it. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it. Stop, man. 780 01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:53,320 I just caught your husband fucking my fiance. 781 01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:55,800 What? He did. 782 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,340 And exactly what is it that you can explain, huh? 783 01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:02,640 Yeah, I thought so. 784 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,700 And exactly when did you get some play from my wife, huh? 785 01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:10,820 Don't get all high and mighty with me, fiance fucker. 786 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:12,760 This afternoon. 787 01:13:16,650 --> 01:13:20,650 times before we got married. From your husband? Jason, I was bored. 788 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:22,230 Not lonely. 789 01:13:22,710 --> 01:13:23,930 But it was just sex. 790 01:13:24,830 --> 01:13:26,150 It didn't mean anything. 791 01:13:26,650 --> 01:13:27,650 It didn't? 792 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:31,870 Oh, don't look at me like that, Jason. I gave you everything. 793 01:13:32,090 --> 01:13:33,610 I gave you Lisa. I gave you Nikki. 794 01:13:33,930 --> 01:13:35,170 Andy, please, please. 795 01:13:35,390 --> 01:13:38,390 Why don't you tell him the truth about his bachelor party? Bachelor party? 796 01:13:39,950 --> 01:13:40,789 You know? 797 01:13:40,790 --> 01:13:42,530 Who do you think set the whole thing up? 798 01:13:45,070 --> 01:13:46,490 She's a hooker, Jason. 799 01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:49,910 I bought her for you that night. 800 01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:56,890 And I bought her for you this weekend. 801 01:13:58,950 --> 01:13:59,950 Why? 802 01:14:00,170 --> 01:14:02,370 Because I know your weak spots, Jason. 803 01:14:02,690 --> 01:14:04,870 I know the type of woman you think you like. 804 01:14:05,590 --> 01:14:07,270 The type of woman you love for. 805 01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:10,410 The type of woman you never should have loved. 806 01:14:11,950 --> 01:14:14,350 It was a big mistake when you gave him Lisa Neal. 807 01:14:14,780 --> 01:14:19,460 Oh, so you gave me to Jason? When you wouldn't take our relationship 808 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,760 seriously, I had to do something. 809 01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:24,200 That's why I introduced you to Jason. 810 01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:28,560 You two were total opposites. I figured you'd dump him and be back in a week. 811 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,500 It never occurred to me that you guys would hit it off. 812 01:14:50,930 --> 01:14:51,930 Lisa. 813 01:14:52,450 --> 01:14:55,370 Jason, I don't blame you for screwing her. 814 01:14:56,050 --> 01:14:58,690 You were manipulated just like me. 815 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:02,570 Just pack your things and we'll work it all out when we get back home. 816 01:15:02,830 --> 01:15:04,110 I don't think I can do that, Lisa. 817 01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,510 Oh, okay. So that's how it's going to be? 818 01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:13,930 I'm going to stay here for a couple of days to get my head together. 819 01:15:15,050 --> 01:15:16,610 And I want you out by the time I get home. 820 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:20,380 That's... Fine. I have plenty of other places to go. 821 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,760 You didn't think that Andy was the only other one, did you? 822 01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:31,940 Hey. 823 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,760 Don't try. 824 01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:43,200 Look, hit me, if it'll make you feel better. 825 01:15:44,020 --> 01:15:46,300 Trust me, that's what'll make me feel better. 826 01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:49,760 Are you taking... Nikki? 827 01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:54,640 At least she used her real name. 828 01:15:56,380 --> 01:15:57,380 Are you taking Nikki? 829 01:15:58,460 --> 01:16:03,980 Jason, she's not from Chicago. She's from Irvine. I gave her cab drive back. 830 01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:07,660 Now, aren't you a gentleman? 831 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:25,020 I'm sorry Andy dragged you into all this. No, no, no, look, I got myself 832 01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:26,020 into this. 833 01:16:26,780 --> 01:16:29,860 It's just, I'm just not cut out for this kind of work, and you were. 834 01:16:30,180 --> 01:16:31,420 Listen, you don't have to explain. 835 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:40,120 I took money for it, so I guess I'm considered a prostitute, but being with 836 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:46,320 you that night was not, was not like being on a job. It was like being on a 837 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:47,320 date. 838 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:53,940 I definitely felt a connection with you that I really have never felt before. 839 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:56,300 Enough bullshit already, please. 840 01:16:56,580 --> 01:16:57,580 I'm serious. 841 01:16:58,060 --> 01:17:02,760 I had a very strong feeling for you that night, and it has haunted me ever since. 842 01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:05,600 What do we do now? 843 01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:11,080 I think I might stay here for a couple days. 844 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:12,340 Get my head together. 845 01:17:13,980 --> 01:17:14,980 Yeah? 846 01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:22,100 Do you think that I could maybe stay with you? 847 01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:25,660 Yeah, why not? 848 01:17:25,780 --> 01:17:27,820 But listen, we're staying in separate rooms, okay? 849 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,420 What are you doing? What do you think I'm doing? 850 01:17:33,660 --> 01:17:34,960 I'll behave if you behave. 851 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:37,360 I think I want to go for a swim. 56284

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