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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,780 You've got to be kidding me, Alex. 2 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,880 No. 3 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,500 No, man. 4 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,700 Okay, I only have one thing to say. 5 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,140 Priscilla the Pole Dancer. 6 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:20,360 It's the one and only movie she's ever directed. 7 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,220 This is like a cruel joke, right? 8 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:25,580 You're fucking crazy. 9 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,400 I heard you. 10 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:37,560 I'm not letting some chick direct my movies. 11 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,840 Yes. 12 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,200 I don't know. Go on the internet. 13 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:46,400 Go to a website. Find it. It's there. It sucks. 14 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,780 No. 15 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,360 No, this is bullshit. 16 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 What? 17 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,240 She is not coming out tomorrow. 18 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:06,080 She's walking onto my set tomorrow anticipating, what, a director's gig? 19 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,460 What do I do, sit in the background and jerk off? 20 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,180 No, I'm not going to sit in the background and jerk off. 21 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,540 There's no way. 22 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:17,540 Alex, 23 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,100 listen to me. 24 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,520 This is bullshit. 25 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,020 What? 26 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,740 What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 27 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,180 No. This is not happening. 28 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,980 This is not going to happen. 29 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,700 Did you hear me earlier? 30 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,840 Priscilla, the pole dancer. 31 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,060 Trust me, it's a fucking work of art. 32 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,480 Yeah, it's brilliant. 33 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,200 The nastiest girls you've ever seen doing the lamest dances you've ever seen 34 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,380 on a fucking pole. The camera moves like twice in the whole film. 35 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,720 90 minutes. Yeah, a film. 36 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,680 Full length, 90 minutes, two camera positions, lame chicks, nothing. It 37 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,680 sucks. 38 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:13,740 Look, do you have any idea... Do you have any idea how 39 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:16,840 many DVDs my movie sold last year? 40 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:26,120 You can't fuck with me like this, man. 41 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:29,860 Yes, Priscilla the Pole Dancer. 42 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,400 Watch it. 43 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:32,690 I don't know. 44 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:34,450 Fucking rent it or something. 45 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:36,890 What am I, your video store? 46 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:41,190 Dude, you gotta be... No. 47 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:43,730 No, no, no, no, no. 48 00:03:47,190 --> 00:03:52,470 Dude, this conversation is coming to a very rapid end. 49 00:03:54,450 --> 00:03:59,890 Look, you had no right to send her out here without telling me first. 50 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,880 Yeah, yeah, you could have told me ahead of time. 51 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,680 So I could have been prepared. So I could have been drunk or something. 52 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,460 No, no, she can watch me. 53 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,560 Yeah, yeah, I'll direct and she can watch me. 54 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,440 From a distance, like a fucking mile. 55 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:20,380 Yeah. 56 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,500 Dude, you're really creeping me out with this chick stuff. 57 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,520 No, no, no. 58 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,720 not buying it man not buying it ain't gonna work goodbye alex 59 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,620 So what do you think? You like this setting? 60 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,260 I think it's awesome. It's nice. 61 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,800 It's pretty. 62 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:14,400 Yeah, well, I don't mean you any offense at all, but I'm really against this. 63 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:19,760 You know, I think you need to stick to the sex. 64 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,520 You're a sex artist. Just do sex. 65 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:24,740 I'm here to direct. 66 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:29,620 They gave me a chance to direct. After seven years of being in front of the 67 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,540 camera, they gave me a chance to go behind. 68 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:36,320 Well, look, we've got plenty of gas. We can drive you back. It's not too far. 69 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:42,100 You can go sit in your hotel room and watch movies or something. 70 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:43,920 You smell like booze. 71 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,980 Can I get an aspirin here, please? Where the fuck is my crew? 72 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,560 I don't know. They're out somewhere doing something. 73 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,680 Listen, I'm serious. I think you're great. I really think you're awesome. 74 00:05:56,220 --> 00:06:00,880 But I just don't think this is you. I just don't think, I mean, this wasn't 75 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:05,280 meant... to be a director. This was meant to be, you know, celluloid stuff. 76 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:11,040 You know, I'm sorry. I know where you're coming from, because I know, Priscilla 77 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,420 the pole dancer, I know exactly what you're thinking. 78 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:18,000 I can't help that. Don't even bring that up. 79 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:23,420 I can't help it. That is, I bring you to this incredible location, and those 80 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:29,720 images pop into my mind, and it's like, it's like a melange, like a... 81 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:35,220 soup of potpourri of like dog shit. I mean, my dog could make a better movie 82 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,220 than that. 83 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:40,820 Well, your dog is just going to have to get used to the fact that this has 84 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,460 become a Tabitha Stevens Presents movie. 85 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:44,820 And what's that all about? 86 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:50,020 Tabitha Stevens Presents. I'm talking to Alex on the phone last night and I hear 87 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,160 Tabitha Stevens Presents. 88 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,600 They're giving me a chance. Let me just have a chance, please. 89 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,440 No, look, here's the deal. 90 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:04,420 um you can sit back and watch like over there like really over there just watch 91 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:09,540 the master at work i'll do my thing and you know later on i'll take you back 92 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:13,460 well i'll have somebody buy you dinner and we'll take you back okay it'll be 93 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:17,500 good that'll be good yeah all right can i please have a cameraman 94 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:23,420 okay okay 95 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:26,320 so let's start with 96 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,040 Some beautiful foreplay. 97 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:32,640 Touchy-feely, really adore her body. 98 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,120 Fuck that. 99 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,520 I ain't touching that. 100 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:37,780 What? I'm not touching that. 101 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:41,720 Oh my god, first of all, you're fucking disgusting. I wouldn't touch you with a 102 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,120 ten-foot pole. He took a crap behind that bush, and I'm sure he didn't even 103 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:45,959 wipe properly. 104 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,040 I'm sorry there's not a toilet in the goddamn desert, sister. 105 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,320 And that's my fault? 106 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,700 No, no, this isn't working. 107 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:54,800 You know what? See that bush over there? I will do striptease in front of that, 108 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,800 but I will not work with this. 109 00:07:57,260 --> 00:08:01,040 No, you have to touch. It's a love scene. You can't just do a striptease by 110 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,660 a bush. No. You know, I'm grossed out by her. 111 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,160 Okay, okay, okay. 112 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,320 Listen. 113 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,920 We're doing a love scene here. You gotta touch. 114 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,359 No way. 115 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,360 What? 116 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:15,400 Now, she's grossed out on me. That grosses me out. Wait. 117 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:19,180 She's grossed out on you, so that grosses you out. 118 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,520 She's gross. 119 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,740 Guys, we're doing an erotic... 120 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:27,190 Love scene here. 121 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:31,710 No, we're not. We are not doing an erotic love scene. I will not do 122 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,270 anything with you. 123 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:36,110 There's no fucking way. There's no way. 124 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,370 No way. As a matter of fact, can I get some dark sunglasses? 125 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,950 Sunglasses? Yeah, because if I have to fuck that, I don't want to see that. 126 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:45,630 Oh, honey, this is all that. That smells like crap. 127 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:50,590 You know, you get these B-list stars. I mean, come on now. B-list? 128 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:51,810 Yeah, B-list. 129 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:53,980 Nice try. 130 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,140 Excellent. That was so clever. 131 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,940 You are so clever. Was it the crap? Was it the crap? Is the crap what the 132 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,000 problem is? He crapped behind the bush. 133 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,280 It's really not that bad. Dude. It's not bad. You know what? It's his ass. 134 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:10,180 I'm sorry. Nature had to take its course. Okay, so what did you wipe with? 135 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:12,180 What did you wipe with? 136 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:13,560 What did you wipe with? 137 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,640 Something that came out of your luggage or something. 138 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:17,840 Uh-huh. Yeah. 139 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,140 I wouldn't think at all. Can I get some aspirin, please? 140 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,880 She fucked with my mojo, man. 141 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,200 Dude, my groove is screwed. 142 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,400 No, no. 143 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,440 I'm karmically tweaked. 144 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,100 I don't even want to fucking wash my hair. 145 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,420 I need more to drink. You gotta send more money. 146 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,660 Yeah, I need a bigger alcohol budget. 147 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:55,900 Look, 148 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,260 one day. 149 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:59,640 One day and I can't fucking see straight. 150 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,280 No, I didn't get the scene. What are you fucking talking about? 151 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:07,500 Yeah, she like shows up and all of a sudden I've got like fucking ravens and 152 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,540 coyotes and shit. It's like bad omens. 153 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,020 Dude, 154 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:19,940 you're in a fucking office. How can you, you can't sit there and say, okay, like 155 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,580 do this and do that. 156 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,560 No, they didn't, they wouldn't even do the scene. 157 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,680 No, they walked off and I don't know. 158 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:35,500 You know, it's like... It's like voodoo shit, man. 159 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,620 Yeah, like, what's that fucking Santa Maria crap? 160 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,580 Like a voodoo doll on my set poking fucking needles up my ass. 161 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,980 No, no. You can't... I can't go through with this. 162 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,280 You gotta send her back. 163 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,600 And put her on a fucking bus. 164 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,120 A train. 165 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,300 A spaceship. 166 00:21:00,699 --> 00:21:07,240 Dude, you don't just send Tabitha to my set and expect like fucking 167 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,580 brilliance, okay? It was just, it was a disaster. 168 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,140 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 169 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:15,540 You know, I'm going to go online. 170 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,560 Yeah, right now I'm going online. 171 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,980 I'm going to find a fucking website and I'm going to, you know what? I'm going 172 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:27,720 to hire a monkey. No, I'm going to hire a fucking Chinese monkey to come and 173 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,800 direct tomorrow. How's that? 174 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:33,550 Yeah, it'll be great. It'll be brilliant. They call me fucking genius. 175 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,190 Yeah, that'd be better than today. 176 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:37,570 I had a lot better. 177 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:42,990 The world is spinning like a crazy orange seamless ball. 178 00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:56,910 Oh no, you gotta be kidding me. 179 00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,630 Priscilla the fucking pole dancer. 180 00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:03,690 It's on fucking pay-per-view. 181 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:06,590 I'm cursed. 182 00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:08,810 Fucking cursed. 183 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,230 Turn to channel 59. 184 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,290 Priscilla the Pole dancer. 185 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,310 Don't even do that shit. 186 00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:50,670 Nasty. You know what? 187 00:27:52,610 --> 00:27:54,210 I'm going to fire her ass. 188 00:28:04,210 --> 00:28:05,590 Yeah, it's me, Tweaker. 189 00:28:06,790 --> 00:28:11,110 Tomorrow, I'm canning her ass and I'm putting her on a fucking bus back to 190 00:28:11,110 --> 00:28:12,330 wherever she came from. 191 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:13,690 Bakersfield. 192 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,720 Send her back to Hickland. 193 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,740 Yeah, Redneckville. Fuck you. Bye. 194 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:24,360 All 195 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:32,660 right, 196 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,340 guys. This is what I want you to do. 197 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,420 All right, see how your leg's out like that? 198 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,280 I'd like you to cross it. 199 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,580 You know what I mean? So it's kind of like you're in that, you know, a little 200 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,580 like... 201 00:28:52,590 --> 00:28:55,910 the sky, the desert, and everything is so beautiful. 202 00:28:57,150 --> 00:29:02,290 And then I want you to look at her and be like, you know what? 203 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,890 She is beautiful. Because you know you want some of that. 204 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:09,930 So go to reach over, grab her hair, kind of touch her a little bit. 205 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:15,550 And you shy away a little bit. Get a little bit like, you know, just feel the 206 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:19,270 breeze. Just sit back. You know, take it in a few times. Just let it sit. You 207 00:29:19,270 --> 00:29:21,550 know, twist your hair back a little bit. 208 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,080 Look around, let it feel it. 209 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,960 And then all of a sudden, this big gust comes to you, this big gust of wind. 210 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,260 You're taken back by it. 211 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,400 Close your eyes, you open them, and you stare right at them. 212 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,000 You're going for the kiss. 213 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:04,700 What I'd like you to do is end up back in the lotus position, and you're just 214 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:08,800 looking around again, feeling the wind and the breeze, and you're just chilling 215 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,960 out. Okay. Okay. 216 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,100 Hey. 217 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,720 Hey, so I have a question for you. 218 00:42:24,260 --> 00:42:28,720 Why did you shoot that scene? 219 00:42:29,830 --> 00:42:30,830 For Tabitha. 220 00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,330 And not for me. 221 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,670 Well, to be honest, it just didn't feel right. 222 00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:36,990 Yeah, it was kind of strange. 223 00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:39,190 What? 224 00:42:39,550 --> 00:42:43,810 Well, it was like you were looking at us, but you were really looking at us 225 00:42:43,810 --> 00:42:45,610 like we were trees or rocks or something. 226 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:48,070 Yeah, exactly. The vibe was all wrong. 227 00:42:48,450 --> 00:42:50,210 What the fuck are you talking about? 228 00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:54,730 Well, you know, honestly, you're just kind of washed up for all, though. Hey, 229 00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:57,550 dude, you know what? Why don't you just go shoot some nature videos of, like, 230 00:42:57,550 --> 00:42:59,030 marsupials having sex or something? 231 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,800 Nature videos? 232 00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:11,700 Are you fucking kidding me? 233 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,940 Nature videos. 234 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,400 I am in fucking nature. 235 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,580 I am in nature! 236 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,760 Tabitha Stevens Presents. 237 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,760 Tabitha Stevens Presents. 238 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:42,820 Tabitha Stevens Presents. Tabitha Stevens Presents. Tabitha Stevens 239 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:43,820 Presents. 240 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:46,900 Ah, 241 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:53,360 there we go. One of my shows. 242 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:56,080 Now let's watch some art. 243 00:44:42,490 --> 00:44:45,290 so so 244 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:48,160 Thank you. 245 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:57,760 This is certainly not Priscilla the Pole Dancer. 246 00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:04,520 Mr. Geraldo, please allow the director of Priscilla the Pole Dancer to direct 247 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,520 your movie. 248 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,300 Oh, what were they thinking? 249 00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:13,760 What were they thinking? 250 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,200 I need some oil for this fucking chair. 251 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,800 I need another drink. 252 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:28,440 While I watch my beautiful work. 253 00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:54,260 No, I did not fire the woman. 254 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,220 Todd and Stephens present. 255 00:50:57,940 --> 00:50:58,940 Oh. 256 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:02,640 Oh, I need a fucking aspirin. 257 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:04,640 Yeah, I've got a headache. 258 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,180 Because I had to be with that woman again. 259 00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:12,320 No, not with that woman. 260 00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,820 In the general vicinity of the woman. 261 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,800 Have you been watching TV lately? One of my brilliant shows is on. I am a 262 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:25,160 fabulous director, a genius, a man of unequivocal brilliance. 263 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:26,780 Yes. 264 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:32,760 Yes, one of my beautiful natural landscapes with bodies flowing in motion 265 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:37,200 down sand dunes is on right now, and I'm enamored by the beauty of it all. 266 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,980 And there's no Tabitha Stevens Presents involved. 267 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,700 Huh. 268 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,160 What? 269 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:51,140 I'm merely happy to be alive in this shitty little motel in Baker, 270 00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:58,040 California, watching my beautiful show with my smelly feet and my Lion King 271 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,040 hair. 272 00:51:59,940 --> 00:52:00,940 Yes. 273 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:05,660 And my show is so fabulous, I'm going to jump in the shower and jerk off. 274 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:07,720 Yes. 275 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,680 No. 276 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,420 Bite. You don't talk into this side. You talk into this side. 277 00:52:16,170 --> 00:52:18,150 Bite my fucking ass. 278 00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:19,890 No. 279 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,370 Doesn't matter. 280 00:52:25,770 --> 00:52:29,050 I'm sliding down my chair now and it is wonderful. 281 00:52:29,630 --> 00:52:34,210 It's like an aerobic exercise where you're stretched into such a way. 282 00:52:36,010 --> 00:52:37,010 Yes. 283 00:52:38,910 --> 00:52:43,570 Therefore, you fuck yourself, I fire her, I start my own line. 284 00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:46,860 No. Oh, this is not a veiled threat. 285 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,960 This is official. 286 00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:52,560 And by the way, you do smell like shit. 287 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:54,740 Yes. 288 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,400 Fabulous. 289 00:52:56,700 --> 00:53:00,640 My show, my wonderful show on television is coming to an end. Therefore, I'm 290 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,820 expired. Goodbye. 291 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,480 Oh, Tabitha. 292 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:34,180 Oh, Tabitha. I have something to... Oh, 293 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,120 nice. 294 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,160 Yeah, 295 00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,118 I'm right here. 296 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,060 I have something to tell you. 297 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,480 Something very important. 298 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,060 You know what? It's just going to have to wait. 299 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,440 I have a movie to shoot, okay? 300 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,600 Okay, action. 301 00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:52,860 What? 302 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:00,070 What are you doing? 303 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,720 Feeling a little sober all of a sudden. 304 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,400 you 305 01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:06,770 Yeah, deeper. 306 01:01:08,610 --> 01:01:09,610 Lookin' deeper. 307 01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:08,210 That's a wrap. 308 01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:16,050 Well. 309 01:06:19,570 --> 01:06:20,610 I have to tell you something. 310 01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:24,550 I don't get pissed, all right? 311 01:06:25,090 --> 01:06:27,650 It's just, I had to prove a point to you. 312 01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:34,310 The actors, they weren't really, like, mad at you or anything like that. 313 01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:36,310 I set it up. 314 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:43,940 You told the actors to refuse to shoot that 315 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:44,940 scene with me. 316 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,920 All right. See, the thing is, you know how I am. 317 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,200 I appreciate everything you've done for me. 318 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,740 You've taught me so much. 319 01:06:57,300 --> 01:07:03,620 And when I hear you talk about Priscilla the pole dancer, okay? 320 01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:06,430 It just upsets me. 321 01:07:07,030 --> 01:07:08,510 You know why it upsets me? 322 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,910 Because I didn't do it. That wasn't me, okay? 323 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:19,630 Somebody had stolen the name Tabitha Stevens, okay? And used it. And used it 324 01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:23,850 in their production. That absolutely has nothing to do with me. But you got all 325 01:07:23,850 --> 01:07:25,730 irate, drunk, crazy. 326 01:07:26,070 --> 01:07:29,390 Okay. Think about it. Did you even notice? 327 01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:32,280 How there are like only two angles on that whole shot. 328 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,660 Like I watched it last night. It was on TV last night. I know. 329 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:37,040 Come on. 330 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:43,660 I mean, I just kind of hurt. So I told the actors that, you know what? 331 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:44,920 Take my lead. 332 01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:46,260 Follow me. 333 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,640 Stop. 334 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,800 Yes. 335 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:50,800 You sold me. 336 01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:56,840 You told them not to perform that scene to exert. 337 01:07:58,230 --> 01:07:59,570 Control over your set. 338 01:08:00,230 --> 01:08:01,230 Correct. 339 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,330 Tabitha? 340 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:06,790 Yes? 341 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,050 You're going to make a wonderful director. 342 01:08:10,070 --> 01:08:11,070 Oh, thank you. 343 01:08:13,170 --> 01:08:14,170 How about a drink? 344 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:16,770 O.J. for you. 345 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,390 Okay. Or a soda. 346 01:08:20,670 --> 01:08:21,670 Or a soda. 347 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,220 Thank you. 24743