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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:02,520 Repeat after me. 2 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:08,080 I am more than my breakup. I am more than my breakup. 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,640 Today is my day. Today is my day. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,860 I am lovable. 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,760 I can do it. I can do it. 6 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:23,800 I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. Okay. 7 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,520 Oh, God. 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,779 I'm so tight. 9 00:00:26,780 --> 00:00:27,780 Is this normal? 10 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:28,820 Oh. 11 00:00:29,850 --> 00:00:30,828 There it is. 12 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:33,510 Are you sure you don't want to do anything for the big 3-0? 13 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:38,670 Dana, yes, for the last time, I am sure, okay? And you can stop saying the number 14 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:41,650 like I'm going to magically forget that I'm a geriatric. 15 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:48,750 Stop. Look, I know things have been hard since Brad left. Dana, he didn't just 16 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:49,750 leave. 17 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:54,770 I know, but I feel like you're better off without him. 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,560 And besides, I don't know how much longer I can be friends with Eeyore. 19 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:02,580 Oh, yeah, well, at least Eeyore's boyfriend didn't fuck every animal in 20 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:03,580 the Hundred Acre Woods. 21 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,420 It wasn't every animal. 22 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:09,880 It was a lot of them, okay? And I should have seen it coming. 23 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,440 Since he got that spray tan and braces. 24 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,580 Look, you'll find someone. What about that guy that always comes into the 25 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:17,580 shop? 26 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:20,140 Aiden? Mm-hmm. Are you... 27 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:25,270 insane if i think brad is out of my league aiden is like on a whole other 28 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:30,850 like actual planet oh shit we're late what work we gotta go are you kidding 29 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:35,090 dana i have to shower no there's no time come on no i'm gonna be like you know 30 00:01:35,090 --> 00:01:38,530 what we have time for one picture to say we did it just one yeah come on 31 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:52,640 God. Dana! 32 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,320 Okay, don't let Melissa see. 33 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,740 She's still mad at you for being so late. What? 34 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,320 Why is she just mad at me? 35 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,220 I run a six-minute mile. I got here on time. Oh, my. 36 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:13,620 I love these. I know. They're moist. 37 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,900 Oh, my God. 38 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,460 Chris. Hey. 39 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,020 I'm sorry. Can you hear my back? Hi. 40 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:23,219 It's okay. 41 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:24,440 Oh, you're good. 42 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,800 Hi. Hi. 43 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,800 I got it. Oh. 44 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,060 Okay. All right. 45 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:34,580 Oops. 46 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,880 Oh, I'm sorry. Aiden, this is Dana. 47 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:45,020 Hi. It's nice to finally officially meet you. Oh, you have to stop. 48 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:46,260 I'm not. What are you doing? 49 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,600 Happy birthday. 50 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,360 Oh, thank you. 51 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,760 Saw it on Facebook. 52 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:55,100 You two are Facebook friends? 53 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:56,500 Yeah. 54 00:02:56,700 --> 00:03:01,880 So you still use that? Yeah, just for, like, family stuff. Don't make it weird, 55 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,180 okay? Thank you, Aiden. Oh, my gosh, thank you so much. Yeah, I feel like I'm 56 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:08,440 saying thank you so much. So how did you two meet again? Dude, I don't remember. 57 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,100 Gay dodgeball and WeHo. 58 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,700 Lori, are you okay? I'm fine. 59 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,440 That's how you broke your nose? You told me you got mugged. Guess I don't know my 60 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,440 own strength. 61 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,500 I know. 62 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,700 Hey, my friend Ace is having a pool party later today. 63 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:26,640 You both should come. Oh, absolutely. 64 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:33,960 Oh. We can't. We can't because we have that really 65 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,560 important gala. Oh, no. 66 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,800 The gala. 67 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,700 The gala was canceled. 68 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,500 Yeah, I got a technical problem. 69 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,300 Great. I'll Facebook you the deed. Thank you. Awesome. 70 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:47,540 Bye. 71 00:03:57,420 --> 00:04:02,460 He finally asked you out and you say no? No, he did not ask me out, okay? He 72 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:07,220 invited both of us to a gay pool party, okay? And secondly, he is so much hotter 73 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:10,420 up close. No, you've been out of the game way too long because he was totally 74 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:14,320 flirting with you. Was he? I wasn't sure. I just thought it was endorphins 75 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,079 from the muffin. 76 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,500 No, no, no. Nobody is Facebook friends unless they're trying to flirt. 77 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:20,700 Oh, shit. 78 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:26,220 Oh, God, I got to find a swimsuit. Oh, no, no, don't worry about it. I got you. 79 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,940 Melissa, I'm going to go take, like, a break or something. I'll be back later. 80 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,480 Bye. Okay, great. Whatever you want. 81 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,000 Melissa, whenever you're ready, I just have to use the bathroom. 82 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,620 Do something. 83 00:04:36,220 --> 00:04:37,220 Work. 84 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:05,930 I would never eat a muffin. 85 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:07,210 Jesus. 86 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:10,850 Don't kill me. 87 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:12,170 I want shopping. 88 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:17,210 Pool party, bitches! 89 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:26,290 What do you want to do? What do you want to do? 90 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,650 What do you want to do? What do you want to do? 91 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:29,990 What do you want to do? 92 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,250 What do you want to do? 93 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,590 What do you want to do? 94 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:36,130 What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? 95 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:39,050 What do you 96 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:50,570 want 97 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:51,570 to do? 98 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,120 Take off your shirt. 99 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:55,180 Why? 100 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:56,540 It's a pool party. 101 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:00,580 Oh, yeah, no, I know. It's a pool party. What can I have? 102 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:02,880 Eden, come on. Get back in the pool. 103 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,300 Where'd he come from? 104 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,520 Sorry. 105 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,600 Gotta get back to the game. 106 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:11,380 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Love the trunk. 107 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,240 Thank you. 108 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:19,300 See? Yeah, I heard him. He also has to get back to the game with his beautiful 109 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,300 way. 110 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:24,150 Don't worry about Speedo Boy. But I never know when it's going to end. So 111 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:27,610 I'm really focusing on growing my brand, you know, through my TikTok. 112 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:28,890 That's my baby. 113 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:34,230 My open. It's so good. Seriously, like iconic. Make everything you're in like a 114 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:36,450 thousand times better. But actually, where's the lie? 115 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,730 And what are you? 116 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:41,950 Sorry? Oh, me. 117 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,230 I'm just a barista. 118 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:48,110 Cute. Totally cute. So cute. 119 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:49,490 Yeah. And... 120 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:54,020 You enjoy doing that? I mean, yeah, I like it for the most part. 121 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,020 You know, sometimes the customers can be cunts. 122 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:03,020 So, yeah. 123 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:05,380 What kind of protein shakes have you been getting into lately? 124 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,960 Well, my whole brand is pee. 125 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,400 Whoa. 126 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:11,540 That's a lot. 127 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:12,559 Is it blending? 128 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,080 God, no. It feels like a mime. 129 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:15,600 It smells awful. 130 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:18,420 Why did you... What? 131 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,880 I wanted to keep my skin forcefully. 132 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,160 I don't know. 133 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,200 So, Abe liked your swimsuit? 134 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,220 Yeah, I guess. 135 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,840 You should go talk to him some more. 136 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,340 I don't know. 137 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:40,640 No, come on. That's the whole reason why we came. 138 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,320 Just for being nice. Dana. 139 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:47,940 I'm going to go pee. 140 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,760 Oh, okay. 141 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:51,140 Go pee. 142 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,900 What are you doing? 143 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,039 Are you going to pee? 144 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,460 No, like, I really have to pee. Oh, no, just go in here. 145 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,580 Dana, is that what you're doing? 146 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:05,220 So, Ace, what was that TikTok handle, boo? 147 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:13,200 Ace's heart LLC across all... Oh, my God, this house. 148 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,460 Chris? Brad? 149 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,500 Hi. 150 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,680 What are you doing here? I thought you hated parties. 151 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:30,020 Me? No. 152 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:34,720 I'm like a total party boy now. You know, people, they change. 153 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,500 Cool. 154 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,320 You look good. 155 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,020 Oh. 156 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:46,420 Well, 157 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:47,940 thank you. 158 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:51,940 So do you think I got it all off? You have to warn me next time. 159 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,160 Sorry, he just came all over me. 160 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,060 Hi, 161 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,500 I'm Indigo. 162 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:04,180 It's like a midnight blue because, you know, I come alive at night, so... Oh, 163 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:07,300 yeah, I love that for you. Oh, happy birthday. 164 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,840 I meant to text you, but then I forgot. 165 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,800 Aw, how old are you? 166 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:16,600 Ooh, you know, I... 167 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,600 Really? I really have to use the bathroom. 168 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,520 All right, we'll go get a drink, won't we, babe? 169 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:25,000 Yeah. Yeah? And I think I got it all. You know, just be careful around the 170 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,040 toilet, all right? 171 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:28,180 Toodles, love. 172 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,079 Come on. 173 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,360 Oh, toodles, babe. 174 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:33,220 I want a hot fog. 175 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,440 Mm-hmm. 176 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:42,960 Fucking indigo? 177 00:10:02,839 --> 00:10:04,320 You are lovable. 178 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,980 Then just talk to him. 179 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,460 Okay? 180 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,240 Just talk to him. 181 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:16,520 Okay, I'll talk to him. 182 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,440 Oh, there you are. 183 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,480 Hi. Oh, shit. 184 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:25,340 Sorry, you scared me. Are you okay? I'm fine. No, don't. You're fine. 185 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:29,360 It's just other people have just kind of been popping out all over the place. 186 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,880 I've been looking for you. 187 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,860 Oh, uh, here I am. 188 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,140 Uh, can I just ask you a question? 189 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:43,880 Yeah. 190 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,500 Do I remind you of Eeyore? 191 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:53,650 I can't say I know who that is. Is he here? 192 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,250 No, he died. 193 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:58,710 It was fine. Nobody hurt him. OK. 194 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,770 What is happening? 195 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:09,270 I like you. 196 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:14,310 I'm sorry. I'm just going to need a little bit of clarity about the thing 197 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,310 you just said to me. 198 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:19,330 Why do you like me? 199 00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:23,310 Because I'm not like those other boys out there. 200 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,010 That's why I like you. 201 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,830 Because you're kind and funny. 202 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,170 Sensitive. 203 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,530 Sweet. 204 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,250 But really, really funny. 205 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:42,070 Should I keep going? Yes, of course you should keep going. 206 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,450 And terrible at dodgeball. 207 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,710 Well, it's a fake sport. 208 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,110 And so, so cute. 209 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,660 I said that last part one more time. I'm sorry. I don't know if I heard you. 210 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,099 You're so cute. 211 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:59,440 Oh, look. Even with toilet paper stuck on your toe. Oh, God, I am cute. Oh, 212 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,040 wait. What? Oh, God. Ew. 213 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:06,260 This bathroom is... That is not my fault. That's not me. 214 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,800 Can I just ask you one more question? 215 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,240 What? 216 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:17,880 What is the deal with that Speedo boy out there? 217 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,680 You could be honest. I'm not gonna freak out. 218 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:26,380 Marcus, you think that he and I... No, never gonna happen. He wanted to do it, 219 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,780 so no, not gonna happen. Oh, no? 220 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,080 It's never gonna happen? Why? 221 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:33,240 He's real, real dumb. Is it because he's dumb? He's dumb. I knew it. Shocker, 222 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,520 right? How am I looking at people when they're gonna be so dumb? 223 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,900 Okay, you can kiss me. Am I sufficiently... Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead 224 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:40,900 and do it. 225 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,240 Happy birthday, dear... 226 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,660 Happy birthday to you. 227 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,480 My God. 228 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:01,240 I love you. I love you, too. 229 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,720 Happy birthday. 230 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,280 There you are. 231 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,840 Oh. Wait, I thought that he was gay. 232 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,580 No, he's not. He's very straight. 233 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,800 And has a very good penis. 234 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320 Oh, God bless. 235 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,520 Wait, how do you know that? 236 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:25,680 See, I told you 30 wasn't so bad. I know, you were right. Now 31, she's a 237 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,680 real cunt. 238 00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:01,460 What was it you said that you said anyway? 239 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:08,340 Yeah, yeah Just waiting for the day I come undone, undone, 240 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:13,180 undone Trying to find a way to convey today 241 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,040 in the pool 16384