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what's up Jimmy

Yo what's up bro

I'm glad you made it dude

what is this this is the whole project

I've been working on for weeks bro

this is the Chronotron 3,000

it's our very own time machine man

our very own time machine

are you sure bro

yeah are you for real

are you just gonna erase us from existence or something

dude are you sure this thing is safe to me

yeah bro

I'm just dialing up the last few things

I've checked out all the safety protocols

and it's gonna work there's nothing gonna go wrong

we're gonna go back to the year of 1985 alright

are you sure we're not gonna just like

erase our existence or something dude what

nah bro

I've done tons of research on it

what happens if I click this button right here

I don't do that

don't do that that might be bad

got you

you ready to go back to 1985

why 1985 for real

come on man

why 1985

like not 1985 was the Pinnacle of the human race

it was

it was when the arts and the sciences and you know

everything that we know of that was all created

we get to go back and experience that and learn from it

and then become famous and

you know fucking a lot of women and all that

you know what I mean I mean shit if you say so

oh yeah by the way

can I see your phone for a second

yeah sure alright

get that downloaded this little app real quick for you

what the hell alright

so OK so this is what's gonna like send us off alright

so we just gotta turn it on

make sure everything's connected

here we go

this is gonna be our time machine to get back

we're just gonna hit the little button

that's gonna send us straight back to reality

whatever you say bro perfect

you're the genius

alright we got downloading

type in the year of 1985 and we are golden

we're gonna go hold on before we do this

how does all this stuff work again

are you sure about this alright

look with the frequencies

the vibrations the harmonics

I know

you probably wouldn't understand anything about that

but look when it all comes together

and it's all calibrated together

it makes a time machine believe it or not

and we're about to use it to go back to 1985 alright

you ready let's go

I'm ready when you are are you sure about that bro

yeah yeah

yeah hundred percent once that gets downloaded

we're gonna calibrate these two together

so this is gonna calibrate with that alright

you ready to go to 1985 let's do this you ready

press the button just don't kill us man no

we're good we're good you sure

yeah let's go alright here we go

oh shit oh shit

oh shit bro is this supposed to sound like this

oh shit

what the fuck it's so loud

holy shit ah ah

we're gonna die ah

oh shit ah

ah we're gonna die ah

where the fuck are we dude

we made it what the hell

we're in 1985 85

I thought you said 95

oh my God bro

you idiot

how you how you gonna send this to the wrong year

maybe bro

but I mean what the fuck

where the fuck are we like

wait a minute

I know this couch

the table wait a minute

wait a minute wait a minute

this this is crazy this

dude we're in my grandma's house from 1995

what the hell

I mean

where do we think we were gonna spawn honestly

haha I don't even know wait

wait wait wait

do you hear that

I bet that's my mom what the

when she was 18

she's probably hot right

wait a minute we gotta be quiet'cause it

it could change

it could change everything if we're spotted

I mean do you hear that though

how the hell are we gonna get out of here

let's go check it out come on

oh shit

yeah yeah

did you see Tommy in algebra class

I know so crazy

he definitely got detention for sure

yeah I don't know

I'm not sure but it was so crazy

like what's wrong with people

yeah I have some homework and stuff

but I can hang out later

yeah definitely yeah

I'm down to go to the mall

I have a lot of homework though

so I guess we'll see yeah it's crazy

okay girl

I'll text you later I have to go

okay bye

oh my God

Joey Lawrence's butt is so fucking cute

like I would have that man's babies

yeah but he's not Jordan Catalino

oh my so called life

oh

I think I hear my stepmom's voice

she's here too

so do you think we'll ever end up with guys like that

you seen the boys in our school

they're disgusting not even kiss worthy

much less you know

you know like what

like sex don't be a prude

you know what I mean that's besides the point

boys are gross

so what does that mean you're a lesbian

no I'm not a lesbian

I kissed a girl once and I really liked it

shut up liar

yeah it was summer camp 1993

couple years ago and I won't tell you the girl's name

but we sat up all night long

making out until the sun came up

I could taste her like cherry Chapstick on my lips

and it was so fucking hot

and now I masturbate to it all the time

it gets the job done oh my gosh

uh huh so like

what do you think about when you masturbate

eww no

come on do you think about big

hard veiny dicks or do you think about sweet

soft little pussies

eww no I'm

gonna tell you

well have you ever even kissed a girl

no no

well you don't know until you try if you like it

I don't think I'm into girls

how about you close your eyes and we just try it out

see if you like it

okay yeah haha

dude our mom's lesbian dude I think so what the fuck

what who are you guys and how'd you get in my room

um I mean

who are we uh ha uh uh

we're the we're the new neighbors uh

we just came out to say hi

yeah new neighbors

we don't have any new neighbors besides

you don't know how to knock

I'm the grandma medicine you mean your mom medicine

oh yeah yeah

OK

well where did you come from

um we just moved in yeah

yeah we're like a couple of houses down

you see he's moving all week

maybe you guys can like

show us around the new neighborhood okay

so what do you want hold on a second

hold on a second

so these two guys are kind of hot right

yeah but they look really familiar

stop being such a dork like

have we met them before yeah

I feel like we've totally met them before or something

but let's do this

we've been waiting

for hot guys to move into our neighborhood

for so long

this is our chance to lose our virginity bro

I don't wanna fuck my mom

are you crazy bro she's your stepmom

I'll fuck your mom problem solved

you can fuck my mom you think I want you to fuck my mom

yeah

that's true but like

I swear I'm I've like met them before bro

what do you mean what do we do now

this is the opportunity of a lifetime

we may not get to get famous

but we're gonna get laid

I just can't put my finger on like where they're from

I don't know I have a bad feeling about this

I mean we could really mess up the timeline for real

what do you mean dude

that's what we built the time machine for

we can just go back and fix it

technically yes

but are you down though yeah

yes okay cool

blah blah blah bro

let's just get laid fuck it

who cares

that's literally what we have the time machine for

we can fix it

that's true exactly

let's just see what happens

let's see what they say if we're cool

we're getting pussy

alright let's do it

let's do it bring it in

okay

so we decided you guys are pretty cool and you can hang

uh hang did yeah

we'll hang we'll hang

so um

where did you guys come from

because those are really weird clothes

did you just like get off of work or something

um no

we're just uh

we're just like influencers

you know TikToks and stuff

TikTok TikTok

um yeah

we just we're from Cali we're from Cali

that's OK oh OK

it's like short for a cavity yeah

I guess so uh

you guys can't be hanging out looking like that

you definitely look like a couple of dorks

dorks really need a makeover

hmm makeover

ooh

haha okay

sit down

sit down

oh shoot

be careful I don't want take this off

oh shoot

that's my no no swear

take this off oh my God hahaha

oh shoot

haha

nice

much much better okay

oh my God I know who they remind me of now who

our brothers oh my God

they do look exactly like our older brothers

oh my God that's so crazy

from yeah California

yeah California

California hmm hmm

do you guys wanna hook up

bro your mom wants to fuck

this is our chance but we just met these guys

it's okay it's fake

we gotta do it we should lose our virginity bro stop

they're gonna be tons of fuck

bro you're insane

you're gonna risk our entire reality bro

what do you mean this is exactly what we came back for

we're gonna literally get fucking laid

just stop being a pussy ass bro

I mean he's totally my type

so yeah okay

fuck it fuck it

let's do it let's do it

that's fucking OK fuck it

come back fuck it

fake something that happens we got this awesome

OK just jump bro

just jump alright

alright alright

I'm done I'm done

let's do it now I watched a lot of porn

I've like looked at my dad's VHS tapes

so it's OK we got this

I got you

OK yes

you can fix anything that happens

this is so fun

hmm

haha

you see those maggots

haha

yes hahaha

so much fun I know

hahaha

come here

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

take these clothes off hmm hmm yeah

haha

oh wow

so good

oh my God

these guys are so fucking hot

hahaha

we're so lucky

oh yeah play with my pussy

so good

yes yes yes yes

yes

oh my God

oh my gosh

so fucking good

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

we're so fucking lucky

yeah

our neighbors are so fucking good

oh shit

oh my

oh shit

oh

oh my God yes

yes yes

yes yes

oh my

oh my God how does that feel

oh my God it feels so fucking good

oh fuck

oh my God

I play with it just like that

oh

my God that feels so good

oh my God

your tongue feels amazing

hmm

ah

shit yes yes yes

yes please

yes please

oh fuck

oh

fuck yes yes

oh

my God

oh my God

oh

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oh my God it feels so fucking good

yeah yeah

keep going keep going

keep going keep going

oh my God

fuck yes yes

oh my God

it's so fucking hot

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oh my God yes

oh my God I'm gonna come

oh my God

oh my

holy shit

I love it

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fuck

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fuck

do you guys want to bend this over

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put it back please put it back

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fuck me fuck me

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you look so much like my fucking brother

you look so much like my mom

so fucking hot oh

my God is that pussy fucking good or what

huh bro

is it good is that pussy good bro

yeah fuck that

yeah it's just like that

it's just like that keep fucking me

oh yeah

oh fuck my little pussy

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oh oh shit so fucking good

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oh my God

it's so fucking sexy look at that fucking pussy

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oh

yummy come

oh my God

that was so fun it was so much fun

it was so much fun it's totally rad

pretty crazy

oh what is that

oh wait

no no

hold on no wait

wait no

no no

no wait

wait wait

where did they go what just happened what the heck

what the fuck happened where's the time machine

the truth of who your real father is

is even still stranger you gotta come over right now

it smells like the 90s oh

my God I knew it

I knew it it's them I'm sisters