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every year retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters

can I leave no

you can't am I under arrest

these women are caught on hidden camera

and are prosecuted to the fullest extent

all on video only on Shoplifter MILF

this is absolutely ridiculous

I can't even look just maybe you should

you do not say anything it would be better for you

let's just sit right down

the least you say you don't wanna incriminate yourself

I have done nothing wrong

I am an upstanding member of this community

sure I get it

but I have some footage of you close circuit television

taking those heels that's ridiculous

I walked in with these shoes

you may have walked in those shoes

like into the office with them

but you were caught taking them

you had flip flops on

anyway

if you choose to not say anything

that's probably better off

I have to on the other hand

I have to leave and get some paperwork

so if you can is there anything you wanna declare

anything you wanna declare

is this customs well no

you wanna make a statement

no well

then I'll be back stay right there and uh

have you some time with your thoughts you can

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this is absurd

maybe I should just tell him who my husband is

but then my husband would know

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all right sorry to keep

you waiting as I'm sure you've discovered

my husband and I are very involved in the church

and this is absolutely absurd

that's uh

that's great I mean ha

that's great

let me see here

I am going to need some identification also

I want you to be aware of something

you realize we have cameras in this room right

I'm not I mean

surveillance cameras

so I I'm

I'm aware of what you've managed to take here

so if we'll just address that another time

do you have any identification um

I'm gonna need your identification

I have a condition

a condition I have I

I just can't help myself I mean

my husband's very involved in the church

and I'm happy to pay for all of these things

we can 100% I am so sorry

it's just

I'm so bored at home and I'm so good all the time

I just

I just need a little bit of thrill

just you have to understand

we can call my psychiatrist and like I said

I am happy to pay for all of these items

well that's

it's very unfortunate ma'am

I'm sorry to hear this

but it's a little too late for that

it's called kleptomania

and it's just sometimes when I get stressed

I want to steal is that you're compelled to steal

is that is that

no need to be upset look

I have a job to do okay and I have

protocol to accomplish there has

here let me get

let me get yourself together here

please don't call my husband

look

there's no need to call your husband

unfortunately I may have to call the police

no

that no

that would get that would be part of public record

absolutely

hence why maybe your choice is to

it's not a choice I can't help it

can we please call my doctor

can we please well

let's do this let's

let's let's go back

I'm gonna need to have your identification

let's do that first cause I wanna just

yeah let's start with your identification

honestly I don't even have identification on me

I just

I just have my sunglasses

which that's it

I just have my sunglasses

I don't even have my ID and I don't have my wallet

but we can

let's start with we can call the bank

let's start with your name

Missus Keeley K E E L y

K E E L y

what's your first name

I am the wife

Susan Linda Tina whatever Ryan

OK

Ryan OK

where do you reside that's important

I have all this information

3 5

12 Pensacola Avenue

okay

Chatsworth ah of course

so that's look there's no need

look that's

oh boy this is it

do you have any tissue uh tissue

I'm so ashamed

this is paper towel it's

very soft

you gonna be alright

alright let's start with this

uh I'm gonna have to

I'm gonna have to take your purse

from you and do a search

I have to search your purse

is there anything that you just recently

it's not my fault recently acquired

there's a once you've

there's a tie in there

I thought it'd be lovely for my husband

I'm such a good wife I don't doubt that

but unfortunately

you have a little bit of a shortcoming here and that's

you're shoplifter or it's kleptomania

I can get my checkbook from the car I swear

um

I'm gonna have to ask you to stand up if you don't mind

if you I'll do my best to stay within

protocol guidelines but

I'm gonna need to

I need to get a couple photographs back up a little bit

oh no yeah

unfortunately we have to document this particular oh

just stay right there there you go

hold on right there

if you could turn to the side

little profile yeah

that's fine this is my better side

ah yes I see

uh yeah okay

you can have a seat or actually

you know what stand

stand here come right here just to the front chair

I'm gonna need to frisk you

so only my husband's supposed to touch me well I'll

if you could spread your oh

separate just separate just a little bit hey yeah

that's fine

I'm sorry but

oh look

it's part of the part of the part of the procedure

sorry sorry sorry

last have to

I know it's strange but

all right um

I need you to disrobe

part of the protocol unfortunately

it's my job as head of security here at the store

to conduct this particular search

so if you could cooperate

that would be fantastic

I know you have a condition kleptomania

but here we are can we please just call my psychiatrist

I will but as I said

we're actually being filmed at the moment

so I have to go through you're filming me getting naked

it's not for any other use than evidence for the store

in order to prosecute should we have to

which looks like we will but if you could cooperate

I don't wanna be in a dirty movie

it's not a dirty movie by any means

oh look maybe this is a

maybe it's better that we have the authorities

come down here and handle this cause

oh no anything but that

anything but that please

absolutely

OK OK

here let me see this

don't call whatever you do

don't call the cops

have to just search

make sure you don't have anything else

cause it's not your fault right

yes you're a klepto

it's not your fault

I'm just trying to be as sensitive as I can here

to your condition

thank you alright

however I'm gonna

need to ask you to remove your bra and panties

again

I don't have a female that could help assist this

but I'll just turn away for a minute

and keep keep yourself covered

yeah just go ahead and put stuff there on the table

I'm I'm undressed

okay uh

you know uh

I'm gonna have to ask you to kick the shoes off too

cause these are actually are

merchandise store here let me help you with that

good choice though these are one of my favorites

alright I'm gonna just inspect your clothes here

to see if you don't have anything else

you'd be surprised what people do

and where they put stuff

I found some really amazing things

I never would even expect to find

hidden in their personal belongings

and on their person themselves

so

OK it's a human rights

I'm gonna need to

unfortunately conduct a body cavity search

oh absolutely not

okay

well you need me

no choice no

no no don't call the cops

okay I'm gonna have to ask you to

if you could just stand where I'm at

just like right here uh huh

put your hands like this on the table

and then just lean forward a little bit

okay comfortable

no of course not

sorry I'm just gonna have to uh

okay if you could just

if you could just stay right there for a moment

I have to

I have to document this if that's alright

uh yeah

uh let me just just stay right there

I'm trying to make this as quick as possible here

alright

boy this is never

I mean this is a

this kind of happens quite often

all right um

I'm gonna need to

remove this in order for me to do the search

maybe you can assist me in that

you can be so kind I know it's a little strange

hold on a sec

I definitely want to uh

I definitely

I definitely want to I have to document this

so if you could pull it out of there

that'd be great just nice and easy

oh there you go wow

so could you I know it's

could you pull that sheet

use both hands and pull the sheet

oh God

oh

you suck

yeah there you go there you go

that you were

I'm gonna have to probe a little deeper if that's

just

just

just kind of stay right there if you don't mind

you would probably be better off just

remaining in that position

looking forward cause you don't wanna

contort yourself

can you hold yourself again

I'm gonna

I'm gonna put this back in

you're gonna feel a little pressure

just gonna put the put the butt plug back in

just slowly

nice and easy

please repeat the sentence strictly in lower case

without punctuation and text formatting

wow

this is just

this is definitely first

you're doing good just stay

stay right there

no movement

just put a little

oh

oh

oh

ah

ah

what are you doing I'm just

this feels this feels different

it's probably ah

OK I'm just gonna put this phone down here

look uh

alright

I suggest that

you don't want to call the cops right

you don't want to call the cops

no

they kicked me off the PTA

it's terrible look

why don't you just let me conduct my version of this

body cavity search

and

I couldn't even be the head of the homeowners

association anymore

that would be bad anyway

they could paint mailboxes

any color any color mailbox look

you know what one color is probably best

all the same exactly

exactly you understand

yep hedges can't be high

too high can't see

I didn't ruin everything I worked for

how about

think about that yeah

think about the HOA and how terrible they are

and the HOA is an important organization

no it's important

but how terrible they are that they didn't choose you

let me just

uh make you a deal

you just let me continue with my body cavity search and

you can go do I gotta keep the shoes

I'll let you have the shoes

absolutely and you'll destroy all the footage totally

destroy all the footage there's no other way

is there well

not really

oh

they're so much bigger than my husband

oh um

I'll just stay here and you can you can push back

ugh

this is so humiliating

huh

this bitch call the cops

huh

oh fuck

oh

ah ah

throw all my sleeves up for this one

oh

ah

I bet your

I bet your pussy feels good too I

mean ah

oh

oh oh oh

I can't believe this is happening

I can't believe this is happening

I'm so ashamed of myself

oh don't be ashamed of yourself

you're doing what's right you know

get yourself out of trouble

oh yes this is for my family

ah ah ah

just like that yes

uh

huh

ah ah ah

oh fuck ah

this is terrible

ah

you can't just use my asshole

like we did in Catholic school

well I

um

sure I mean no

it's okay it's okay

I'll do whatever you want

I'll do whatever you want

I don't know

oh that's

that's good

I love how you hold your balls like that

I'm just gonna use all my holes and I'll be out of this

yeah you'll be walking out of here in no time

with a nice pair of heels

and we'll delete the footage totally

you promise sure

I'll go in the office and delete it off the hard drive

OK I promise

yeah

oh fuck

oh shh

oh God

you like the titty yeah

huh huh

mmm you're so

my favorite you know that

my favorite

oh fuck

yes

hmm hmm hmm

I'm praying for your everlasting soul right now

oh

right

oh my

oh

oh God

oh my God

oh

oh ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah

fuck

oh

ah ah

ah ah ah

yeah

ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

god damn it

ah

ah

this is so fucking magical ah

God you feel good oh

I'm such a sinner

ah

ah ah

oh fuck fuck

fuck fuck

fuck fuck

ah ah ah ah

hmm

oh fuck

hmm hmm

you want me to write it what

oh oh oh

oh fuck

yes fuck

oh oh oh

oh fuck yes yes yes

yes yes

oh God

oh

oh oh

fuck

oh

shit oh

oh

oh

oh

fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck

oh

oh

oh

oh shit

oh fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck

oh oh oh

oh oh

god yes

fuck

ah ah ah

you're writing it

ah

hmm

haha

oh hmm

hmm

oh fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck

fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck

oh my God

hmm hmm hmm

oh God damn it

ah ah ah

fuck you are doing so good

I can't let my reputation get ruined

I'm an outstanding pillar of the community no

you are doing so good ah

oh fuck fuck

oh my God yes

oh fuck

ah ah

ah ah ah ah

oh fuck

oh oh

god fuck

please please

please oh

hmm

oh

oh fuck

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

fuck oh yeah fuck my fucking hole

oh you goddamn son of a bitch

oh oh oh

oh

fuck

oh

oh

oh

oh God yes yes

yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes

fuck ugh ugh

ugh ugh ugh

oh

shit ugh

oh oh God

oh oh

yeah

yeah

can you see that

oh

holy shit

oh yes

yes yes

yes oh oh oh

oh oh oh

don't fuck me back yeah yeah

holy shit fuck

come just like that oh

you're so thick oh

you're so fucking thick oh

yeah ah

mmm

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

ah

mmm

ah fuck

my asshole out I just had a tiny little toy in there

you're putting this big huge cock in there

oh

oh oh

you're so thick

oh oh

oh

oh

oh my God

oh

oh my God

yeah jerk me off

hey what

hey this is

this is ours

I told you it's it's a condition

alright we can keep going

yeah just keep sucking

oh that's good

yeah

oh fuck

damn it

oh shit

that's so good

ah ah ah

shit ah come here

oh my God

I know right

ah ah

oh fuck

ah that is so fucking hard in this pussy

oh yeah yeah

ah ah

holy fuck what about

what about I need it

I need it I need it

ah ah

fuck I think I can cure you with this ah

ah ah

fuck your dick's so fucking hard

oh fuck

fuck fuck

oh ah

oh

um um um

ah

ah

ah ah

squeeze down

grab that ah

fuck oh

my God ah what you doing

ah

oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

huh

huh huh huh

oh fuck oh

oh god damn

spit on it and use it oh

mmm

oh fuck

this is perfect

ah

yes ah

ah

ah

oh too good so good

oh fuck

fuck fuck

I'm coming I'm coming

I'm coming I'm coming

I'm coming I'm coming

oh yes

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh God

fuck that feels so good

oh oh oh

oh

oh oh

oh oh yeah

oh fuck

let's turn you a little bit

yeah

turn you

let me see here

damn pants why here I'll help you

that's it

oh

fuck

oh you do that

you make me come

no see

oh oh

God that feels good

oh

oh

oh

fuck yes yes

yes

just put your ass again

yeah

oh

move it up

move it up

oh fuck

oh

God you're so fucking big hahaha

perfect length perfect girth for the pussy

my asshole is oh

it's learning it's learning

no I like it

I fucking love it

oh

can't wait now it's been fucked enough

I mean just take you slamming cock inside me

oh

it's like a new tight hole you gotta work it in

oh

see how tiny that little toy that I had in there was oh

just trying to be good oh

oh God

oh my God

fuck yes

oh fuck

fuck that feels so good

oh oh yes yes

oh

okay just like

just like just like

oh just like okay okay

oh oh

fuck God

that feels so good

oh

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

fuck

yes

ah

so

ah ah

coming you're making me come from my ass

ah

oh my God

ah

hahaha

ah shh

oh my

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oh my God

oh fuck

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mmm mmm

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oh that's good

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oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

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holy shit that feels so good

oh fuck

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yes hahaha

wow wow

well

as I promised

you can go

and erase the footage and nobody on that one

pinky promise erase the footage absolutely

absolutely

here's the shoes yeah keep shoes

paper towels if you want

OK don't forget your butt plug

if you ever want to come back and steal more or

I mean

uh

see me I hope I never see you again

I know right

I'll be dreadful

can I have some privacy can what

can I have some privacy oh

absolutely

myself my life back together yes

yes okay

just uh wait down the hall here