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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) You're late.
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Not my fault.
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One of the damn peace marches was blocking
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Fordham Road.
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Here we go.
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You're a good piece of chance, my ass.
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You nudge them with your car a few
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times, those people are anything but peaceful.
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You drove into the crowd.
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That's not the point.
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You know, one of them snapped off my
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antenna.
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The coat hanger?
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Anyway, who's up?
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You've got Brad Richmond with a sore throat
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in room one and Mr. Wheeler with hemorrhoids
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in room two.
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Didn't we agree to schedule the ass stuff
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on Friday?
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I'm gonna make a couple of calls, then
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I'll take care of Brad.
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So that's it, Jennifer?
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You're really not going out with me tonight?
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Well, thanks for nothing.
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Boy, people call themselves your friends, but when
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you need them, suddenly they're in labor.
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Well, what do you want her to do?
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Well, I met this cute guy, Perry, and
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he's starring in a one-man show.
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He asked me to come to it, so
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I need a friend to go with me.
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Why don't you just go by yourself?
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Oh, Margaret, you're very sweet, but I get
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so tired of having to explain things.
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I really like Perry, but if the place
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sucks, I'll lose all respect for him and
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I'll need an excuse to leave early.
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Why do you need an excuse?
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Here we go again.
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Without an excuse, he'll think I'm leaving because
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he sucks and that would hurt his feelings.
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But what if the play is great?
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Well, that's easy.
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Then I stay with Perry and my friend
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takes a hike.
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Why do I care?
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You know, Margaret, you and I don't do
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enough things together.
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Oh, yes, we do.
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Hey, Brad.
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Take a look at your sore throat here.
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Oh, actually, um, my throat's okay.
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I told my mom it hurt so she'd
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make the appointment.
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I was just too embarrassed to tell her
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the real reason.
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Which is?
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It kind of hurts when I pee.
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Okay.
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You know, it's no big deal.
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Same thing happened to a friend of mine.
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It was just a little infection, so he
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went to his doctor, he gave him some
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pills, and it cleared right up.
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So I figured if you just give me
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some pills, I can get out of here.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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What kind of pills?
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I don't know.
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Well, maybe you should talk to a doctor
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or something.
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It probably is just a urinary infection, but
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I'm gonna have to run a few tests
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and ask you some questions.
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Are you sexually active?
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Maybe.
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Why?
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Relax.
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Nothing leaves this room.
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Yeah, I've kind of been sexually active.
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Kind of?
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Okay, I've been having sex all over the
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place.
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You're only 15.
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Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
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Fine, I guess, as long as you're using
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condoms.
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Nobody uses condoms.
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What are you, living in a cave?
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They're dangerous things out there.
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Not to mention the fact you got a
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girl pregnant, you idiot.
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It doesn't feel as good.
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Well, you wouldn't know that if you were
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wearing a condom all the time, would you?
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You know something?
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You just made a lot of work for
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both of us.
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I'm gonna have to run a full panel
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for STDs, sexually transmitted diseases.
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What do you mean, like AIDS?
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Yeah, amongst others.
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And you gotta do all this just because
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I don't use condoms?
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Yes, that's right.
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Well, do you use condoms with your wife?
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I'm not married.
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Well, what about with your girlfriend?
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Actually, I'm not seeing anybody right now, but
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when I do find someone with whom I
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wish to have a serious relationship, and if
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she feels the same way, then and only
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then will we proceed to the next level
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responsibly, which means that, yes, I always do
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wear a condom.
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You haven't had sex in a long time,
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have you?
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This may hurt a little bit more than
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usual.
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Where the hell is Chris?
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I'm starving.
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Who do I have to sleep with to
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get some breakfast around here?
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Somehow I think that would hurt your chances.
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Yeah, well, I'm hungry, and I want breakfast.
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I mean, she doesn't care about her job
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enough to show up on time.
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Bob, why haven't you fixed my window?
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Everything's gotta be done yesterday with her.
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Yeah, you said you'd do it two weeks
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ago.
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I'll get to it.
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Why don't you get off your ass and
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fix her window?
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Whose side are you on?
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The side that's cooking the eggs.
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I'm hungry, too.
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Look, Bob, it's driving me crazy.
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I can't get my window open.
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My apartment gets so hot, I gotta take
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two cold showers just to get through the
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night.
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Do you know what that's like?
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Look who I'm talking to.
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Tell me more about the showers.
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Bob!
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Morning.
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Hey, John, you want some breakfast?
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No, I got some.
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Matter of fact, I'm heating it up right
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now.
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Hey, Becca, you know what I don't get?
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Why, life dealt you such a crappy hand.
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No, I've made my peace with that.
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What I meant is, you're a doctor.
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You should know that breakfast is the most
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important meal of the day.
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Yet, here you are, sucking on a cigarette.
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Me?
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I start my day with a meal big
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enough to give me the energy I need.
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To do what?
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Sit on your ass all day?
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You should be able to get by on
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a Cheerio.
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Hey, Becca, you forgot something.
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Too late.
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What is it?
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A package you was carrying.
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Let's take a look.
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Hey, come on, I don't know if you
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should really...
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Whoa!
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Condom!
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Condom!
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What?
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He's got the whole Trojan Army in here.
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Yeah, there it is.
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John, you forget something?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact.
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What's in the bag?
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This?
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Oh, I stopped by the store and I
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got a couple of boxes and none of
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your damn business.
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Oh.
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So Becca's having sex.
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Nah, there's got to be some other explanation.
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Like, like, maybe he uses them to keep
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his cigars fresh.
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I wonder who the lucky girl is.
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And by lucky, I mean lonely and desperate.
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All right, here you go, Jake.
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Orange juice, coffee, eggs, toast, and hash browns.
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All right.
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And Bob.
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There's no food.
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I thought you were going to fix my
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breakfast.
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I thought you were going to fix my
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window.
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Becca's got the condoms, yet I'm the one
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getting screwed.
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Okay, Mrs. Sherwood, you're next.
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Hi, how have you been?
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Oh, not too good since the kids moved
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out and, you know, my husband passed and
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then my dog ran away and then the
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TV broke.
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My bunions are acting up.
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I was just being polite.
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Wait a minute.
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Your life's empty.
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How'd you like to see a play tonight?
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Oh, I love the theater.
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Is it a comedy, a drama?
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Well, it's kind of an experimental, expressionistic one
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-man performance piece and it's not exactly in
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the theater.
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It's in the back of a laundromat in
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Queens.
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I just remembered I'm busy.
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Well, so is the doctor.
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Go sit down.
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But you said I was...
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Sit down.
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Margaret, hi.
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How'd you like to see a play tonight?
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You already asked me.
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I said no.
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Damn, I'm already back to you again?
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I wonder if my friend Sarah's out of
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rehab yet.
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Oh, John, Brad Richmond is in your office.
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The lab just faxed over his test results.
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Oh, well, this looks good.
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That's a relief.
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Hey, Dr. Becker, you want to go to
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the theater tonight?
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Linda, my life's already a cabaret.
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Brad, thanks for coming by.
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Got a little present for you here.
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Some condoms.
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Oh, come on.
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We already talked about this.
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Besides, I know all that AIDS stuff they're
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trying to scare you with.
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I'm not gay.
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I don't go to prostitutes.
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And even if I did get it, they
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got that cocktail thing that pretty much clears
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it up, right?
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Congratulations.
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You just reached a level of stupidity usually
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only seen in Republicans and other lower primates.
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Look, could you just give me the results
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so I can get out of here?
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I got a date tonight.
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Oh, really?
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Ah, well, there's a problem here, Brad.
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They're not ready.
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What do you mean?
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Well, sometimes the lab gets backed up or
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sometimes they have to recheck things.
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Recheck what?
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Something wrong?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Don't read anything into this.
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You just...
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You know, you make yourself crazy doing that.
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Tell you what, why don't I just call
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the lab later tonight and find out what's
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going on.
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In the meantime, take this home and read
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it.
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Facts about HIV and AIDS?
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Yeah.
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You're really taking all the fun out of
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sex.
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You're not the first person to tell me
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that.
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I can't figure out who John could be
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sleeping with.
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Hey, hey, maybe it's that lady cop.
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Nah, he hates her.
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Hey, well, if we try and narrow it
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down to people that Becker doesn't hate, we'll
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be here all day.
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I mean, besides, think about it.
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I mean, he walks out to his car,
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she's giving him another ticket, he curses her
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out, she yells at him, next thing you
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know, they're in the backseat of his car
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getting...
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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I-I-I gotta stop you.
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You haven't seen the lady cop.
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You need the jaws of life to get
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her into a car.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, Chris.
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Linda, what's wrong?
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You don't look so good.
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Hey, you don't look so good yourself.
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Nice sweater.
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I meant you look sad.
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Oh, sorry.
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I am.
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I want to go see this play tonight,
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and I can't find anyone to go with
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me.
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Really?
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What's the play?
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Actually, it's something you might really like.
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It's kind of an off-Broadway thing.
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Everyone's talking about it.
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In fact, Margaret mentioned it twice today.
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Sounds great.
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I'd love to go.
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Fantastic.
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I'll pick you up at 6.
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Okay.
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Bob, what are you still doing here?
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You promised to fix my window.
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Look, if it's not working by tonight, I'm
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gonna call building management and report you.
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Are you done?
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Yes.
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Good.
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Because I just came from your place, and
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your window's fixed.
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Oh.
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You may apologize when ready.
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All right, I'm sorry.
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It's all right.
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Oh, by the way, uh, that vase on
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your mantle, I'm sorry about it.
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I accidentally broke it.
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My grandmother's ashes are in there.
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Oh, well, uh...
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Don't clean out your dust buster.
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Oh!
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Oh, damn, Bob.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I locked myself out of my apartment.
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Can I go through yours to get back
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upstairs?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Sorry I scared you like that.
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You didn't scare me.
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Really?
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Then who was that screaming like a little
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girl?
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You're not even funny.
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There's the door.
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Go on.
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I'll tell you, this is the perfect capper
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to a lousy night, starting with that god
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-awful play Linda took me to.
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It is the worst thing I have ever
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seen in my life, and that includes my
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sister's C-section.
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This guy walks out on stage, took off
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all his clothes, sat on a metal chair,
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and just bitched about his mother.
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Then I get home, and since Bob told
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me he fixed my window, I step out
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on the fire escape, and like an idiot...
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I wasn't really sleepy before, but damned if
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I'm not now.
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All right, all right.
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Look, Mr. Hornhour, next time you call in
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the middle of the night about a gas
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leak, make sure it's not Mrs. Hornhour.
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All right, well, good night, John.
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Sleep well.
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It won't be easy now that you got
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my heart racing.
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I'm just glad you were there when I
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needed you.
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Happy to be of service.
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Jake, I know who Beck was sleeping with.
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Who?
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Is Chris around?
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No.
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It's Chris.
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I saw her coming out of his apartment
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last night.
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Very late, very naked.
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No!
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Okay, not naked, but it was very late.
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She had that I-just-had-sex look
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on her face.
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When did you ever see that look?
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You know what?
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You're no fun.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, if that's what happened, you know what?
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I'm happy for them.
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Yeah, they've been dancing around each other for
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months.
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00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,370
I think they'll be good for each other.
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00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,410
You know, maybe she'll calm him down, and,
404
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,250
well, I don't know what she gets out
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of it, but I still think it's a
406
00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:57,550
good idea.
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00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,030
Yeah, I'm glad they're together.
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See, now I can ask her out.
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00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:01,870
Why would you do that?
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Because she's totally unavailable.
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00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,050
So you'd ask her out even though you
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know it's impossible?
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I'd ask her out because it's impossible.
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Why ask her out at all?
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What else have I got to do?
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Morning, Margaret.
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And before you asked, the play was fantastic.
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Thank God the suspense is over.
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00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,990
It is sort of odd to see your
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date naked before you even go out, although
421
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it does answer a lot of questions right
422
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:36,630
up front.
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So, uh, will you be seeing him again?
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Like I said, it answers a lot of
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questions right up front.
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Morning.
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Morning, John.
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Oh, uh, John, there's something I don't understand.
429
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,770
Why bald guys wear ponytails?
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That, and why you have Brad Richmond scheduled
431
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,290
to come in today at 3 o'clock.
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00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,650
He was just here yesterday.
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00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:05,390
His test results were fine.
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00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:06,290
Why would he have to come?
435
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:09,250
how we handled things with Kevin Ferber?
436
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,370
Remember the high school kid?
437
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:14,390
Oh, oh, oh, geez.
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00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:17,470
I thought Brad was smarter than that.
439
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,190
You mean he's not using any protection at
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all?
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00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:20,970
Nothing.
442
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,650
Just another one of those cocky teenagers thinks
443
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,410
he's invincible.
444
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,310
So when he comes in, you know what
445
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:26,790
to do.
446
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Absolutely.
447
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:31,010
Although, you know, I-I do feel a
448
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,330
little badly when we torment the kids like
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00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:33,650
this.
450
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:34,290
I don't.
451
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,730
Little Bassie's getting more sex than I am.
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00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:49,570
Diner.
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00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,490
Oh, hey, Marcy.
454
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,490
Yeah, sorry I missed your call last night.
455
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,390
I went to see some jerk do a
456
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,170
one-man play that stunk like you wouldn't
457
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:57,610
believe.
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00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,830
Oh, no, he has to be the most
459
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:02,550
egocentric, self-centered man I have ever met
460
00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:03,329
in my life.
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00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:04,310
John.
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00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:09,170
As soon as he took his pants off,
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00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,410
I knew it was gonna be a lousy
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00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:10,750
night.
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00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:16,030
I mean, the whole thing didn't last very
466
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,490
long, but it was so bad, it just
467
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,270
seemed like it went on and on and
468
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:19,690
on.
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00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:22,829
Hey, Jim.
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00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:23,550
Shh, shh, shh.
471
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,730
Oh, yeah, yeah, it was that bad.
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00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,610
If it wasn't for some junior mints and
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a People magazine, I wouldn't have gotten any
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00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,610
enjoyment out of it whatsoever.
475
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:34,010
What's she talking about?
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00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,330
Sex with John.
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00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,230
Who called it?
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00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,630
He certainly wasn't concerned if anybody else was
479
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:41,530
having a good time.
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00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:42,510
I mean, he might as well have been
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doing it in a room by himself.
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You know, I'll tell you, Marcy, I have
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00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,430
never been so glad to see a man
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put his pants back on in my entire
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life.
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00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,510
Oh, and then, when he was finished, he
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00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,290
stood there like he was expecting a standing
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00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:56,830
ovation.
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00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,610
Well, I'll tell you never again.
490
00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:02,430
Uh, what, dinner on Thursday?
491
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,230
Uh, yeah, sure, let me check my calendar.
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00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:05,530
All right, I'll call you back.
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00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,030
Yeah, talk to you later.
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00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,290
Hey, guys, I'll be with you in a
495
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:09,410
minute.
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00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:13,750
So, Becker stinks in bed.
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00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:17,770
Boy, he's just not good anywhere, is he?
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You know what the sad thing is?
499
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,570
I mean, Chris would have really been good
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00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,110
for him, but now she's gonna dump him.
501
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,150
Actually, I feel sorry for Becker.
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00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,790
I mean, you know, I think we should
503
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:29,210
tell him.
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00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:31,530
Nobody just comes right out and tells a
505
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,830
guy that he stinks in bed.
506
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:35,370
They don't?
507
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,790
I mean, yeah, you're right, that never happens.
508
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,830
Hi, I'm Brad Richman, here to get my
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00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,470
test results.
510
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,030
Oh, right, Brad.
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00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:53,210
Hey.
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00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,290
The doctor will be right with you.
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00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:58,530
Uh, how are you feeling?
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00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:01,710
Why?
515
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:02,810
Something wrong?
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00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:03,870
Do you know what my results are?
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00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:06,410
You know, that really is something you should
518
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:07,670
discuss with the doctor.
519
00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:09,510
Oh, Brad.
520
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:12,530
Hey, Dr. Becker, what, did you get the
521
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:13,250
test back?
522
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,030
You know, actually, this isn't something we should
523
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:17,970
talk about in here.
524
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:19,310
Why?
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00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:21,190
Oh, come on back to my room.
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00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,010
I'll be right here.
527
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,470
But I read this pamphlet, and, you know,
528
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:27,950
I'm really starting to get freaked out about
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00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:28,050
this.
530
00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:28,930
Calm down, calm down.
531
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:30,270
Just go on in there.
532
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:30,970
Go on.
533
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,510
I'll be right there.
534
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,930
As soon as I waste a little time
535
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:36,390
out here.
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00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:40,530
Coffee?
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00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,070
No, I'm good, thank you.
538
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:43,910
Oh, look at that.
539
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,370
Peace March made the front page here.
540
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:48,270
Ha!
541
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,670
That's my bumper, right there.
542
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,530
You must be very proud.
543
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,110
So, uh, how long are you gonna let
544
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,270
Brad squirm in there?
545
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,590
I don't know, half hour?
546
00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:02,470
John!
547
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,010
What, too cruel?
548
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,430
We left Kevin Ferber in there for 20
549
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:10,350
minutes and had to scrape him off the
550
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:10,910
walls.
551
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,350
Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right.
552
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,190
Dr. Becker, what did the lab say?
553
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,830
I don't have AIDS, do I?
554
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:23,150
No, Brad.
555
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,770
Let me be straight with you.
556
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:31,090
Maybe I ought to shut the door first.
557
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,150
Doctor, please, will you just tell me?
558
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,650
Did you get the test back?
559
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,230
Yeah, no, they're right here.
560
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:39,270
Okay.
561
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,030
What did they say?
562
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,230
Well, that concerns me.
563
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:44,770
What?
564
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:45,270
What?
565
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,050
Well, I used to be able to read
566
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:47,550
it right here.
567
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,010
Now I gotta hold it way out here.
568
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:51,370
Oh, God.
569
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,070
Come on, will you just tell me?
570
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:54,770
All right, all right, let's see what we
571
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:54,990
got.
572
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:56,830
Um...
573
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:57,080
Um...
574
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,290
Brad, I thought these might come in handy.
575
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,070
Here you go.
576
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,570
Why would I need those?
577
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:05,630
Margaret, I haven't told him yet.
578
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:06,830
Oh!
579
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:07,970
Told me what?
580
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:11,930
Sorry.
581
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:12,750
Oh!
582
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:12,850
Oh!
583
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:18,950
All right, let me, uh...
584
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,650
Let me walk you through this, Brad.
585
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,530
What they're saying...
586
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:24,690
Oh, hell, I hate when that happens.
587
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,910
The results are that...
588
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:28,650
You're fine.
589
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,110
What?
590
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,210
I said that...
591
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,050
You're perfectly fine.
592
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:37,250
What?
593
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,010
I didn't hear you.
594
00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,610
Come on, will you just tell me?
595
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:40,630
I can't stand this.
596
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,310
I said you're fine.
597
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,890
You're perfectly healthy.
598
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,110
Oh, thank God.
599
00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:50,810
Yeah, you are a very lucky young man.
600
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:53,570
I'm so relieved.
601
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:54,970
Thank you, thank you.
602
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:55,880
Not so fast.
603
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:58,390
You still have a urinary tract infection.
604
00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:01,150
I want you to take these antibiotics for
605
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:01,650
a week.
606
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:04,470
And don't forget those.
607
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,650
Oh, no, no.
608
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,090
I'm never having sex again.
609
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:08,790
Ever.
610
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:11,390
Now, take the condoms.
611
00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:14,090
Yeah, you're right.
612
00:22:16,290 --> 00:22:17,590
Idiot!
613
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,580
It's open.
614
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,360
Sorry.
615
00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:49,200
Fuck myself out again.
616
00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:50,640
No sweat.
617
00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:56,830
Oh, stupid.
618
00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,310
Why do I keep doing this?
619
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,180
Well, I guess bad sex is better than
620
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:07,720
no sex.
621
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,280
Who am I kidding?
622
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,160
I know it is.
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