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No, Marcello. Thanks, but I’m not coming.

These things don't amuse me anymore. With Lalla? Imagine!

I’ll take advantage of the holiday and spend three days at the beach.

I want to be bored. I'm tired. I’ll make my wife happy.

Riccione is on the line. I'll call you when I return.

All right, miss, I’ll hang up. Bye, Marcello.

Yes? Hotel Baltic? It's Mr. Marletti.

I would like to talk to my wife. Thank you.

It doesn’t matter. When she wakes up, tell her I will arrive in the morning.

Her husband! Thanks. See you.

Back up!

I’ll go. Please back up a little. Thank you.

You’re taking it out on me? Take it out on those from Milan.

Back up!

I opened my eyes to look around…

Please!

And around me The world was turning as always

Excuse me, Hotel Baltic?

- Straight ahead, and then turn right. - Goodbye!

…The world turns around in endless space

With newly born loves With loves that are over

With the joy and sorrow of people like me

Oh, world

Only now do I look at you

In your silence I am lost

And I'm nothing next to you

The world…

Easy!

I am sorry. Really sorry.

Excuse me.

- Don't say no, take them. - Good morning, Marletti.

Room 224, second floor. Your wife is in there.

At least look at them. They're dowry sheets.

I'm married, Sister.

Calm down. We are in the elevator!

Hold still!

What’s wrong with you?

Throw it!

Oh world only now I look at you

In your silence I disappear

And I am nothing next to you

Sweetie! Giuliana!

- Who is it? - It's me, Enrico.

- Hi, honey! - My love, I'm here.

- I'll be there right away. - Come out. I want to see you!

Sweetheart!

- Sweetie, I brought you a present. - Thank you! Put it there.

Yes.

Giuliana, you bought sheets?

They are sheets that I bought from the nuns for charity!

I couldn't say no. Don't be upset!

- No, no, no. - I know they're ugly.

Enrico!

What did you bring me?

- A surprise. - Big?

Yes, pretty much.

Sweetie! Come out.

- Wait a minute, honey. - Come on!

You're at the beach and taking a bath in the tub? Open!

Here I am, you bore.

No! Let me go!

- I have a hairdressers appointment! - No, you're not going.

No! Whenever you see me, you just think of one thing.

Yes, I’ve been thinking about this for three weeks.

If I knew you would punish me, I’d have provided.

- Where's the gift? - Up there.

One, two, three, four, and five. Thank you, Mister Stingy!

Thank you! I'll put these away.

I'm going to the hairdresser. Get changed and meet me there.

Since you’ve been sunbathing And lying in the sun

Your skin is red And you look like a pepper…

Marletti, nice to meet you. Not bad, thanks.

Kissed by the wind coming from the sea

By the shore You let sun slowly burn you

Darn it!

You massage your skin With all those sun creams…

Oh well.

But each day you get more blisters Legs, arms, nose, shoulders

You let them burn

Since you’ve been sunbathing And lying in the sun

- Your skin is red… - Not bad.

And you look like a pepper

Since you’ve been sunbathing And lying in the sun

Your skin is red And you look like a pepper

You keep getting burned even in the shade Not even the moon can calm you

As soon as I hold you You scream and cry, my pale love…

- Sir! - Yes.

- Your suitcase. - Yes, in fact, it's mine.

Just leave it there. But knock before entering.

I knocked.

- Go. - Thank you.

Your skin is red And you look like a pepper

Since you’ve been sunbathing And lying in the sun

Your skin is red And you look like a pepper

- Excuse me, may I? - Please.

- Excuse me. - You excuse me.

Giuliana, will you be long?

- What? - Yeah, tomorrow!

Couldn't you do it yesterday?

If you don't feel like waiting, go to the lobby or the café.

Narcissistic!

Hi, Giuliana. I’m going to the beach. Can I take something?

Yes, my husband. This is Enrico. She is Mrs. Valdameri.

Nice to meet you.

- Let me see. What a splendid husband! - I do my best.

- Coming with me? - Gladly.

- Don't get burned. Put on lotion. - Yes, I'll do that.

- I'll join you in about an hour. - Okay.

- This is my little girl. - Cute! How are you?

Ladies’ hands should be kissed.

Madam… enchanté!

Don't put on the awful shorts you bought at La Rinascente!

Shall we go? Come on!

Since that day, we don’t talk to the people.

- Don’t you agree? - Perfectly.

- There is a limit to everything. - Give it to me, it's mine!

You just needed to say one word and the whole beach knew.

- That isn't friendship, would you agree? - Sure.

While Giuliana and I got along perfectly right from the start,

we don't like gossip and mind our own business.

The fewer people we meet, the better.

Hello, Gustavo. Meet Mr. Marletti.

- He is my husband. - My pleasure.

- Where's our little girl? - In the water playing.

- I'll go look for her. - Yes, go on.

He’s not going to look for her, he's going to peek at girls.

They’ll send him to the crazy asylum one of these days!

- Good morning, dear. - Good morning.

They aren’t husband and wife.

They pretend they are married, but it's not true!

He is separated from a certain Elena Saetti from Milan,

who he married in the Republic of Salò. She is a German.

Once, they took her passport for currency fraud!

He was a Perugian federal officer who never takes off his shirt,

because he has the head of the Duce tattooed on his chest.

- Hi, Giuliana! - Hi.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I also know many other things I won’t say, because I don't like to gossip.

Hello, my little baldie. Aren’t you sunbathing?

I was listening.

-Hi, Giuliana -Hi, Clelia.

I like that auburn color. Maybe I’ll change color too.

- How are you? You look tired. - I'm fine.

- What time did you get back? - At 3:00 a.m.

- How did it go? - A bore!

Good thing that I left.

You are beautiful. The tan suits you.

- I have a headache this morning. - The headache suits you.

You're making fun of me!

Clelia, I have to change my room

with that wild woman next door, I can’t sleep.

Every night, she has a different man.

We are in a democracy, and everyone can do as he pleases,

but we must respect other people’s sleep.

There she is! There's that big flirt.

You're the only one The only one I want

- Isn’t she beautiful? You like her? - No, are you crazy?

- Sleepyheads! - Good morning!

He is Giuliana's husband. Mrs. Ferrari.

- My pleasure. - Pleased to meet you.

My pleasure, Marletti.

- The others? - They're sleeping.

- Here's Pasqualino! - Here I am!

- You're up! - Hey, Lino!

- Giuliana's husband is here. - My pleasure.

My pleasure.

- How funny! - Here I am.

- Giuliana, how’s the knitting going? - Turn around a moment.

Well, I gave Liliana a lift back home...

Just the sleeve is missing.

Be careful. We don’t know what’s up his sleeve!

Come on, tell us!

Right.

I’m going to work. Excuse me.

Why have you started reading Pablo Neruda?

- Can't I read Neruda? - Yes.

But I've never seen you read a poetry book.

So? You can see me now.

- Hi, everyone. - Isabella! He is my husband.

- Mrs. Dominici. - Marletti. My pleasure.

Nice to meet you. What a nice husband you have!

I'm going for a swim. You coming?

- Okay, we'll come later. - Go, we'll join you.

Let me tell you this story...

What's her name?

Isabella Dominici.

Be careful, Isabella flirts with everyone.

I won't back out!

You have Pablo Neruda!

Enrico! Don't make fun of me like you usually do.

Hey, there! Hello, people. Hi!

- Clelia. Giuliana, shall we go? - Gladly.

- Who are you? - My pleasure.

- Would you come with us? - He's not the type.

- Bye, everyone! - Where are they going?

To do some waterskiing. Tonino is a little...

I didn't notice!

Guys, let's go for a swim.

- You too. Come on! - Right away!

We are still here

The two of us

Just the two of us A few steps from the sea

When a long day is over…

Do you know our friends?

- No. - My wife.

- Nice to meet you, Marletti. - Mr. Risi.

- Nice to meet you. - Mr. De Rossi.

I want to introduce you to Mr. Ferri. Ferri, Mr. Marletti.

- Marletti. - Very honored.

You're from the south, right?

You could say I'm a local. I teach Latin.

You don't have to drive five hours to put your feet in the water.

Two months of paradise and ten of hell.

Look, look, look at this long-legged northern girl.

This way, sir. Look at these recently blossomed flowers.

Look at them. Terribly provocative.

Then comes autumn, and I go back to the loneliness of the classrooms.

Thirty-five young men with hairy legs!

- Excuse me. - Go ahead.

Lotte! Lotte!

Where are you going, Lotte?

Lotte!

Help! A shark! Take this!

My hand! My hand! Call a surgeon!

Sir, don’t you know how to swim?

Enrico!

Yes!

Enrico, come on!

Come. The auction starts at one.

- What auction? - Let’s go.

Good morning.

- My respects. - Enrico!

Brandy! Brandy!

Did you see a little red Pomeranian this big?

- I don’t know. - I lost him.

- I don’t know. I just got here. - It doesn’t matter. Thanks anyway.

Brandy! Did you see a red Pomeranian?

What is that?

It's Celentano! He’s singing at Villalta on Saturday.

Hurray for the soup with tomato sauce

Hurray for the soup…

- Enrico, are you ready? - Yes.

- You’re not going to an embassy ball. - I'm ready. Come in.

- Hurry. - Listen.

My love…

What are you doing? Are you crazy? Let me go!

They can see us.

Mr. Marletti, your wife no longer loves you.

- Don't be silly! - You don’t love me anymore!

- Is love just doing that thing for you? - Yes.

Few feet have walked on this magnificent carpet

during its three centuries of life.

As you can see, it is perfectly preserved. It is practically new.

Starting price for this Persian carpet of rare beauty is set at,

I'm embarrassed to say it, 100,000 liras.

- Why did we come here? Let’s leave. - No. We just got here!

Anyone offering more than 100,000?

Take it away.

That Turkish carpet was a bargain.

They make those carpets in Busto Arsizio! It’s good stuff for vacationers.

Count Bellanca even has a gallery in Turin. He's a big art expert.

One day, we will go to Turin.

But I am not spending one lira here. Clear?

We’ll be the only ones not buying.

- You’re my wife, Mrs. Stingy. - Darn!

Show it around.

- This is lovely! - Don’t be silly.

It's not the money. I don’t want to look like a fool. No, no.

It is a real bargain. Eighty-thousand liras.

- Ninety! - Ninety-thousand liras!

Ninety once, 90 twice, 90 three times! Sold to the gentleman. Thank you.

He found a fool.

The date of this vase is uncertain.

Some say, the 18th century, some even say, the 17th century.

- Chinese vases bring bad luck. - Enrico, are you superstitious?

Oh well.

- Sir, I'll send it to the hotel. - No, thanks.

Even if it breaks, we don't know where to put it at home!

Your husband is very funny. May I offer an aperitif?

Let's make it tonight. I don’t want to go around with this thing. See you later.

- Goodbye, Bellanca. - See you later.

- I've almost finished Neruda. - Tell me your opinion. Honestly.

I found it very interesting.

Even if… How can I say it?

In certain images, he disappoints me a bit.

Your judgments are always very precise, Giuliana.

In some parts, the image fades.

Giuliana!

- Yes. - Come on, I'm hungry!

Goodbye.

- We will resume this chat. I'm interested. - Thanks, with pleasure.

Close up, Tony!

Help! The wolf!

None of you understand in this hotel!

I told you I want them without sauce and not overcooked.

They are seasoned and overcooked.

This wine is warm. Is there any ice?

- Shall I order more spaghetti? - No, it takes 20 minutes!

- What fish do you have? - There is no fish.

We’re by the sea and there’s no fish? Great!

What is there?

There is veal with tuna sauce or stuffed zucchini.

All leftovers.

Please, don't raise your voice. Everyone's looking at us.

- Sure. - You didn't come to the beach to eat.

And to eat, I didn't come here to set a new record for fasting.

- I could recommend the meatloaf. - It's leftovers day, isn't it?

- For me, stuffed zucchini. - Bring the zucchini for her.

- Hi! - This is my husband.

- My pleasure. - Marletti, very pleased.

- My pleasure. - My pleasure.

Mr. Ferri, meet my husband.

- We met on the beach. - Yes.

You were in a hurry.

- Hi! - Hi, dear.

- How are you? - Don’t stand up.

- Giuliana, a handsome husband! - Good morning.

- You were hiding him from us. - Not all that glitters is gold.

- May I? - Yes.

- Giovagnoli. - Nice to meet you.

- Enjoy your meal. - Goodbye!

- Good day. - Good day!

- Good day! - Hello, beautiful.

Don’t kid yourself. She winks at everyone.

She thinks that is how you greet people in Italy. Thank you.

You’re surely an exceptional being who's able to live on pure spirit.

While I am a vulgar man made of flesh and blood.

I haven’t eaten stuffed zucchini since 1945.

- I'm going to find a restaurant. - Enrico, don't do this.

- What’s with you? - Nothing, nothing.

Are you starting to cry?

Come on, will you?

A family drama. Ines!

You have a problem with your nerves.

Now, let's eat and then…

I’m taking you to Rome. You need help.

- They're not that bad. - Look! Look at Mrs. Marini.

Do you know who that young man with the sunglasses is?

The private cop her jealous husband hired.

Enjoy. There's the rehearsal at 2:00 p.m. Clelia, don't miss it.

Giuliana, at 2:00 p.m., there’s rehearsal. Come. You too, sir!

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

Isabella, be careful, you’re making Giuliana make mistakes wrong. Smile!

One, two, three, four.

Pasqualino, smile.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

I'm tired. I'm going to rest for five minutes.

- Well done, Clelia! - A true artist.

- You were very good. - Thank you.

One, two, three, four.

My feet hurt.

- What is this farce? - It isn't. This is very serious.

It’s a play for charity, helping orphans in summer camps.

- For orphans? - Yes.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

Who is that hottie? The second one.

- The hottie to the left. - She is your wife!

- One, two, three, four. - Look at those legs.

Giuliana, enough. I can’t go on anymore!

- Your husband can't do anything. - What? He’ll do Wanda Osiris!

- Mr. Marletti. - No!

- Come on, you do something too. - Please, Giuli. You know I can't.

- Come on! - What’s gotten into all of you?

- The shoulder! No, this one is better. - Giuliana!

Sentimental

How beautiful life is!

Here. Screw you and the orphans!

You’re good, you know?

Come on, girls!

- Enough joking around. - Giuli…

Now it’s my turn!

- You don't have children? - No.

You can’t have any?

I could, but I’d eat them. Please.

You're back.

How do you do this every day? Aren’t you tired?

- No. - No?

I didn't recognize you earlier.

You looked nice, but you are more beautiful like this.

I prefer it.

Honey, in this heat? I didn't sleep a wink last night.

- When I called, you were asleep. - I had just returned.

From where?

We went dancing at the Mosquito. Pasqualino made us laugh so much.

Who is Pasqualino? This idiot who plays jokes?

Don't criticize people without knowing them!

Pasqualino is witty, dances well, and has two degrees.

- Yeah, sure! - Giuliana!

Giuliana!

Giuliana!

Who is it?

- I don’t know. - Isn't he calling you?

It must be another Giuliana.

Tell me, Giuliana. What is it?

- Nothing. I told you. - Nothing, really?

- I’m a little melancholic. - Why?

I don't know, Enrico. It is a strange feeling.

- It’s like… - Like?

As if I feel the sand of time passing through my fingers.

Rest now.

What are you doing?

I’ll have the car checked. I will be right back.

I will never forget him

Do you need anything?

No.

I need him

He is still in my heart

He is still in my eyes…

- What are you doing? - Will you take us for a ride?

No ride! Get out.

Come on! Everyone. You too.

Whose is this?

Isn't there a mother here?

Help me, please

You argued with your wife, right?

Please…

…Remember that in a corner Of the world, I exist too

- I need him… - I need him

…You help me

- Maybe it's better… - Maybe it's better

- …If he understands by himself… - If he understands by himself

- …If he comes back to me… - If he comes back to me

…It will mean that he’s a little in love With me too

Choose Motta ice creams. The best.

He’s still in my heart

He, he

He’s still in my eyes

He is still here in front of me

- What would you like? - A Cinzano.

- Some soda? - No.

- What time did she call? - At 2:00 p.m.

Did you tell her I was dead?

Yes, but she didn't believe it. She wanted to know the cemetery.

- Why don't you take her? - I can’t.

- Why don't you pass her on to him? - Excuse me?

My friend Sergio has a girlfriend to dump. If you want her…

Do you like girls?

- I would say so. You know anything better? - Hand over the 1,000!

- We made a bet and he won. - Excuse me?

My friend said that you were. I said you weren’t. Understand?

Why did you think something like that?

You followed me for half an hour, so I thought… I was wrong.

It can happen to anyone. I apologize. Maybe you’re even married.

Yes, I have a wife. We are here on vacation.

Jealous husband?

No! Bored husband. A mistake. Return the 1,000.

- Can I offer something? - Yes, thanks.

- Give me a beer. - Immediately.

- My name is Sergio. - Enrico. My pleasure.

I better not introduce him.

- How many of you are there? - Seven, eight.

Four are there. Did you see them? They call us “hitters.”

That is a tough job. Are you one of those who hits a lot?

In high season, I can get up to 70 or 80.

- It's a good average! - Well…

Are they beautiful?

Not all beautiful. Some are ugly, but you can't be finicky.

- We need to encourage tourism. - Do you prefer foreigners?

Yes, especially the Danish. They're the best.

The Germans are too sentimental.

American, if she is Jewish. Otherwise, she is worth nothing.

What's that thing over there?

A cocktail of my own invention. Puts you back in shape. Strong stuff.

- And... - Yes.

- Do you want some? - No, thanks.

I recommend it. Milk, egg yolk, vitamins, a sprinkle of nutmeg, and lots of pepper.

- How are Italian women? - Technically, they have nothing to learn.

But they aren't on the same level as the French.

- This is a personal opinion. - Sure.

Three years ago, I happened to find one from Forlì.

She demolished me.

I was so exhausted that I developed a nervous twitch.

Was she married?

Yes. If there is no husband, I don't bother!

In your opinion, those poor husbands don't…

- Can I be honest with you? - Sure!

There is no escape for husbands here.

- None? - None.

- How's the season going this year? - Not bad. It has just begun.

By the looks of things, I'd say pretty good.

At the Grand Hotel, there is already movement.

And the Regina has always been a good hotel.

How is the Hotel Baltic? Is it good?

So-so. Nothing in particular.

One from the Baltic is picking me up now.

- I met her at the Mosquito. - What's her name?

Her name is… I don't remember.

Giuliana! Giuliana, yes.

I can't stand women, they're a bad bunch. They are never ashamed!

Poor husbands work all year round to give them a change of scenery,

and when they get here, that’s it!

- How disgusting! - Sergio!

Sergio!

That's Giuliana. She is 20 years old. Only been married for two years.

- Sergio! Come on, come on. - Coming, coming.

Bye, Enrico.

- Am I intruding? - No problem!

Excuse me, but...

- Sure. This is Giuliana. - Marletti.

- Giuliana. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Let’s meet one of these nights.

- Yes, why not! - With your wife, of course.

Gladly. Let's see how…

- Bye. - Bye.

- Goodbye. - See you, madam.

- Bye, Enrico! - Bye.

Until the day comes back

Let's go harvest wheat

- Giuliana, here's your husband! - Enrico, come on!

- Enrico, where are you going? - Come.

Ready? Forward march!

- Where are we going? - A soccer game.

Bachelors against married men. You will be my opponent.

- Be sure to pedal. Don't just pretend. - Careful!

Come on!

Under a cherry tree kissed by the sun

We will be able to find shade

Under a sky of a thousand colors

We will begin to dream

Let's go harvest wheat

The wheat, the wheat

We will gather love…

Bachelors are leading 17 to 9.

Right now, Mr. Marletti has taken control of the ball.

Come on!

Come on, Gustavo!

Pass it over!

Let it go!

Hand! Hand, hand!

Referee, penalty!

What penalty? What hand? It was involuntary!

- Jackass, cuckold referee! - Yes, yes. Cuckold.

Yeah, sure! Whistle.

Marletti is taking the penalty. He has scored seven goals so far.

- I’ll kick one with class! - Just a moment.

Class! If you say so.

He's not ready! Careful. With class!

Guys, dangerous play.

I'll kick you out!

Fast action on both sides.

A penalty?

Dunce!

One moment. A photo!

The married men are leading the game.

A photo! A photo!

There!

Bachelors!

Bravo!

Giuliana!

- That's enough! - I got it.

There you go! Goal!

Come on!

Pass it!

Leave your worries at home

Drink, drink, brother, drink Leave your worries at home

Avoid any grief and avoid any pain

Then life will turn into fun

- Why wasn’t it valid? - Let’s change the subject.

It was a handball as big as a house!

- Enrico, does your leg still hurt? - No, no.

- Want to see a doctor? - No, I'm fine.

- Playing the victim? - I'll be hospitalized then. Are you happy?

- Do you think there is life on Mars? - Quite a bit on Saturday nights!

- I already knew that one. - What's with you?

- Me? Nothing. Why? - I know you well enough now.

- Is something the matter? - Nothing! Why should there be?

- Pasqualino, come here. - Yes.

Tell him to stop playing this German nonsense and play "Il Mondo".

- If I do, what'll I get? - A kiss!

Not now, my husband is here! I'll give you a coupon.

Tonight, my love...

This music drives me crazy!

Giuliana… I noted a few verses for you.

It seems like the right image.

Take your time in reading them.

May I read it too? Or am I not an expert?

It's Dylan Thomas, the great English poet.

"And there..."

- Good evening! - Good evening.

With the joy and with the pain Of people like me

"Longing for pain and love."

Giuliana. Sweetie, it's almost 9:00 p.m.!

In your silence I disappear

Enrico and I are going to the hotel to change.

- See you later! - Bye, Giuliana.

- The circus is leaving! - Goodbye, everyone.

- Bye, Giuliana! - Good evening.

- Isabella, what're we doing tonight? - Tango tonight!

Roberta, listen to me

Come back, please

With you, every moment…

It's true, you are right!

Well done, my Pucci.

You are becoming a real housewife. It's hard to train those girls!

- Thanks for inviting me to dance. - You're welcome, madam!

I invited you to dinner at the hotel too.

- I want to be with you so much. - Aren't you already with me?

Next to me

I long for a summer Together with you

He did it because of his wife?

No one kills themselves anymore because of cheating.

He had a 600 million lira debt!

Poor Cesana. Remember last year in Portofino?

- As if it were today. - Cesana of textiles?

- I think it's him. - He was a noble and generous soul.

With a noble soul, you can't save yourself from debts.

I envy people like the Farinas and the Malesottis

who blew everything with women.

They lived a day like a lion!

How will this poor Italy end up?

Enough sadness! Let's be cheerful!

As our friend Mike says, "Be merry!"

Be merry!

- All down the drain, dear Borletti. - Marletti!

Personal taste is important. We are obliged to show off

to show we are still handsome, healthy, strong, and have money.

You are right.

The chief accountant of my office had a heart attack,

and he didn't tell anyone for fear of losing his job.

Every morning at 8:00 a.m., he was there, more dead than alive.

That's how it is dear friend. What can you do?

Well...

One should be able to heal a heart attack without fear of losing his job.

Are you a bit of a communist, dear Mr. Borletti?

- Marletti. - Yes.

I cannot look at the sea. It scares the hell out of me.

I can't swim. If I see a wave, I get a stomachache.

I am obliged to spend three months a year on this boat,

and perform on a catwalk like a model in the Mediterranean.

I hate the sea too. I can't wait…

You are lucky to be a mediocre man.

Public opinion doesn't give a darn about a Parletti.

If I skip a port, the following day, they talk about it in board meetings!

They say, "Tagliaferri is in trouble."

"He has reduced expenses. He's going bankrupt."

There's panic! I don't know if you understand.

Ugly, disgusting sea!

I have to take it easy at my age with girls.

- No! - Yes.

God forbid if I fire one! Do you understand, friend?

Yes, dear Tagliafuoco. Being rich today is a problem.

- Today, who is rich is poorer than... - You said a great truth.

Yes... Because...

- I’ll help you. - Conversations with you are brilliant.

You're a pleasant guy. Sit down.

I'll remember you, if one day, I need an honest person.

What?

Give it here.

- Drink. - Thank you.

Well, tomorrow morning, at noon, I'll wake up in Venice.

What a boring city!

- Wait. - Enrico, let me sleep.

Good night.

- Sorry! - Turn off the light.

Here.

- See you tomorrow. - Give me a kiss.

Excuse me!

- The light! - Good night.

Enrico.

- I'm going to the kitchen. Come. - My hands are full.

- Mr. Marletti! - Don't talk to me anymore.

This thing really moves!

I am here with you

My love

"Honest women are inconsolable for the mistakes they haven't made."

Sacha Guitry. And yours?

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

Oscar Wilde.

"Opportunity only knocks once." Enrico Marletti.

Engineer and thinker.

Come on. Give us a hand!

Food's ready!

Me too! Two for me.

- Two. - I like fish.

- Smells good! - I’ll eat everything, even the bones.

- Enrico! Honey, eat the fish. - What fish is it?

This one!

- Pasqualino! Isabella! - One fish for us too.

Would you like some wine?

Wine! Wine!

Thank you.

- Who wants wine? - Here, Isabella!

Good, excellent.

Guys! The sun!

- The sun is rising! - The sun!

Morning rises in the company of dawn.

- The show is over. - Ice cream, cold drinks...

Retreat!

- What will we do today? - We’ll decide later.

Come on!

Enrico! Enrico, everyone is leaving. Come on!

- I am sleepy. - Wake up. We're going.

- Where? - To sleep.

Stay on your side! You can’t even sleep at night?

It's 8:00 a.m. in the morning. I can't sleep with the glare of daylight.

Try. Stay five minutes with your eyes closed.

I've had my eyes closed for an hour.

- Do what you want. - I've always done what I wanted.

Hey!

Did you turn off the water, electricity, and gas in Rome?

No, I left everything on.

Sir, sir!

- Did you see a red Pomeranian? - I don't know.

- You didn't see it. - I wasn't paying attention.

They never see anything! Brandy! Brandy!

Clams! Fresh clams!

Cream rolls! I’m leaving!

After ten years I saw my friend Bob

With a leather jacket On which it was written

I live day by day, I'm a Mod

Signed by Bob, one of the Mods

Attention, please!

We are looking for a six-year-old boy named Carlo.

He is blond with a red and white striped hat.

Attention, please. For about an hour have been searching for a little boy,

Italian, six years old.

Saturday 22nd at the Kip Gate, Les Surfs will perform.

One morning I got up And I found the invader

Partisan, take me away…

Cheers! Cinzano soda. It is your aperitif.

- Where have you been? - Around.

- Did you have fun? - Yes.

I saw an accident at the Grand Hotel. Four cars.

Hurry up and shave. It's one o'clock, and we need to go to the beach.

I won't shave if you don't kiss me first.

- Come in! - Your coffee, ma'am.

Thank you. Put it there, Giovanni. Shave in a hurry. Quick!

I’ll bust Giovanni's face.

Honey, leave the mosquitoes alone! Careful with the bathroom window...

Right!

She was there on the sand And he was in the water fishing

While she was sunbathing

Choo choo.

A train is leaving.

- For where? - Milan.

Choo choo.

- A train is leaving. - For where?

Choo choo...

No! Come on.

- Say the name of the city! - For Tokyo.

Choo choo.

- A train is leaving. - I have to go or I’ll miss it.

- Stop it, stooge. - For where?

For Turin.

- Choo choo? - No!

Enrico, are you asleep?

I wish! I didn't sleep a wink. I can’t play this game.

- Mr. Marletti. - I’m out. So much the better.

Choo choo.

- A train is leaving. - I'm not leaving, I went on strike.

Let's not go overboard!

Come, ice cream!

Ice cream! Come, children.

- Hello. - Mr. Marletti.

You're wearing a shirt. Did you get burned?

While I'm lying in the sun

Do you know where I want to go? To the beach

- Sorry. It's a penance. - All right.

Lollobrigida, Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot.

Lollobrigida, Brigitte Bardot!

Last deal! Come on!

Nando, Come on! You are always last. Come on!

How did it go with the German?

I managed to make contact, and we got friendly.

- Unfortunately, I don't know German. - Speak to her in Latin!

Hello.

Sir?

May I steal you for a moment? Come and don't ask questions.

Come on!

Alone in the bitter Adriatic!

Be careful!

- We’ll end up in the water. - Don't worry. I was in the Navy.

Careful.

- Hey! - Excuse me.

- Enjoy. - Go fish further out.

- Do you know him too? - No. Why?

He's an important person but I…

Hey there!

This is a nice place. Isolated, quiet.

- Want to go further inside? - There he is.

- That scoundrel! - Who?

He could have chosen another place!

- Who? - That man over there.

- Let’s go! - Come. I'll show him.

- Is this why you brought me here? - Sure. What did you think?

- He's with his wife. - Liar.

He swore they'd had no physical contact for two years.

- Don't make a scene. - Me?

Sorry. Enrico, do you know Mr. Pellini?

- Yes. Marletti. - Good morning.

- Mrs. Pellini. - My pleasure.

Mrs… well…

- It's very nice here. - Yes, not bad.

The sea is more…

- Much more… - Of course.

Out there it was less… Shall we say…

I don't know…

I couldn't believe…

- What time is it? - Twenty to 2:00.

Darn! We better go back.

- I understand. - I must... Excuse us.

- No problem. - Good day.

- Hello. - Hello.

He's still here, in front of me, On the night when he left

- See what kind of a man he is? - Yes, I saw perfectly.

I am crazy about him!

- I'm so stupid. - Yes, right.

- I mean, no. - I'm sorry for you.

No! Why? I just played along with you.

Row slower. I don't want them to see me like that.

Do you know how porcupines make love?

- No. - How?

With great caution!

- Giuliana, look. The engineer is back. - What?

- Welcome back! - You were very kind.

- Hi, Isabella! - Bye.

Was the water warm?

Very hot. Boiling, Mrs. Valdameri.

Hi.

Nestlé reminds you of the delicious Kiss Me chocolates with hazelnut.

How much longer before you finish it?

No. Well…

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Why don't you introduce me?

- Who are they? - Poor thing! Her husband died last week.

They come here because they paid for the whole season.

- They lead a reserved life. - Look!

Mrs. Marini is sailing with her policeman!

- Let's go home. - Giuliana.

They’re over there.

- You eat here every day? - Yes, I like hotel life.

- Enjoy. - Good day.

Giuliana.

Did you notice that Mrs. Marini and the policeman didn't come to eat?

Clelia, please!

- They're eating at a restaurant. - Together!

Be quiet in front of our girl.

Look who is talking. You scandalize her, not me!

I don't go around making eyes at girls.

You always want the last word. Just shut up.

If you don't like the music, you change the record!

He married me for my properties.

Doesn't it seem like a good reason? You wanted big love?

You could have waited for a prince! I was fine in my home.

No, you weren't fine in your home.

You had no water to wash with, and no wood for the fire!

Excuse me. I'm not feeling well.

What a pity! Today, we had decided to all be together.

Your wife left because you made love with Mrs. Dominici.

- Ines! - Take your hands off my daughter.

- She is my daughter too. - That's what you say!

Honey, darling. Don't cry, honey.

Excuse me.

Calm down.

Look, look, look. Pasqualino. Isabella. The newlyweds are having lunch here today.

- They left the cloister. - Where?

He ran out of fuel.

Bet they don't get to the table.

Giuliana!

Open up!

Good morning.

Giuliana.

I need to talk to you.

Open up.

Mr. Marletti, leave Giuliana alone. Men will never understand a thing.

It's a stupid misunderstanding.

Good morning.

Madam.

This year, we enjoy beautiful youth.

- Excuse me. - May I?

Meet Princess Adolfi. Mr. Marletti.

- Nice to meet you. - My pleasure.

Princess was born Boncompagni, but is a distant relative of Milva.

Really?

She has the complete collection of Natalino Otto's records!

My compliments.

- He lives in Rome. - Really?

- He is Giuliana's husband. - Who?

- The engineer's wife. - Why don't you introduce her to me?

Doctor!

I need you.

- I'm not a doctor. - Same thing. Same thing. Listen.

For a while now, after eating,

I have heartburn and I burp.

I've tried many medicines, but none of them worked.

- I'm not a doctor. - Same thing.

Maybe you can do something even if you are not a doctor.

- I am an engineer. - Whatever.

Sometimes the opinion of an ordinary person is right.

I'm not even 91!

I wanted to take a few tours, enjoy the world.

If you have any prescription that could do me good,

I would like to get well.

My sisters died in a car accident. I have no children. I have properties.

But with this heartburn, I don't feel like doing anything.

After I eat, I sit there like a mummy.

Are you sleeping, Doctor?

- Madam, if I were a doctor... - I know you are an engineer.

Giuliana!

The key!

- You're leaving? - I'll go ask. You stay here.

Hi, Sergio. What happened?

I had to tell her it was over. It couldn't last throughout the season.

I have to keep my average.

They have to understand that this is my job.

But they cry, they make a scene, they're desperate.

I’m not made of stone. Seeing people suffer makes me feel bad.

- Hi, Sergio. - Hi.

Bye, Enrico!

Doctor! Did you find my medicine? Doctor, found my medicine?

Doctor, did you find my antacids? Doctor, my antacids!

Maybe he isn't a doctor.

Giuliana!

Giuliana, open up!

Open!

Giuliana, listen, I don't like your behavior.

Aren't you exaggerating?

Why that face?

- It's nothing. - What do you mean?

You think I went with that woman? What's her name? The blonde?

- No, Enrico. - Then what?

So what?

Come on. Let's go for a walk.

Get ready. I'll wait downstairs.

My life

Will depend on him Because if he...

It seems to me that I am a fairly modern husband.

If something is up, let's talk it out. Let's face it.

- Who is he? - Why do you want me to say it?

I realized it from the way you looked at him.

- When? - Last night.

Where?

On Tagliaferri's boat.

Yes I know, I should have told you but I wasn't able to.

Please be patient and don’t misjudge me.

I didn't say anything. You know I trust you.

Thank you.

I cannot forget

That I hurt you so badly

Tell him that I left you alone

Ingrid, sorry, but it's better that I don't dance too much.

- Otherwise, after... - All right.

If you don't want to dance, and you prefer talking, we’ll talk.

All right. Dancing is not my cup of tea.

I don't care

What others know

I know I was the one

Who suffered the most

The truth!

The truth! The truth…

You are really something!

Thank you.

- May I? - My poor head! It's hot.

Look at my husband!

My mother was against me marrying a man from southern Italy,

but I was never prejudiced, and wanted to do what I pleased.

Unfortunately, today I would think differently.

You are talking about love

- Pasqualino, what are you doing? - Clelia, look.

So delicate!

Enough now. Let's go.

Here we are.

One, two, three.

Who'll give me a hand to pull the hand? My arthritis!

Oh God!

Come on, let's dance.

Pasqualino, I'll buy you!

- Hi, Giuliana. - Hi.

- My husband Sergio. - My pleasure.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Let's go out for a moment, Giuliana.

He fell asleep!

Antonio, it's better this way. It's better for both of us.

Maybe it's better for you. I won't argue but... Actually, I could.

For me, it's different, Giuliana.

I… No, I won't say it. I'd ruin everything.

Antonio, it's not possible. I can't deceive him.

You may say I'm a coward, a fool, a bigot.

I can't, I just can't.

Don't tell me that you and your husband...

You are wrong. It's not true.

Our marriage was complete, perfect, wonderful.

I can't. I don't want to ruin it on a whim.

We'll talk about it when your husband leaves.

We better not meet anymore.

We better not meet anymore.

That 18th-century English dresser that you reserved,

shall I send it to you?

Consider it available.

I couldn't stand the idea of seeing it at home.

It would remind me of many things. Many things which are best forgotten.

Come outside

There is a flowered moon…

- The big husband! - Isabella!

Carlo!

Three hours and 20 minutes from the highway exit.

- Good! - The Maserati did a good job.

Look into my eyes. How often did you cheat on me?

A lot. My love, I cheated many times.

Come, meet the friends.

I want you to meet Giuliana's husband. He's very nice.

- This is my husband. - Nice to meet you.

- My pleasure. - You're going strong!

- Think about who cheated on you! - Was he offended?

…Come outside

There is a flowered moon

My love

And I am here too

I'd do anything for you now

Because nobody loves you more than I do

Come outside

There is a flowered moon

My love

And I am here too

Me

My back!

Enrico, Giuliana, going to bed?

We’re having spaghetti at the De Rossi home.

Let’s go. Come!

Leave me alone.

Are you coming?

No, you go.

- I'm going to sleep. - Mr. Marletti.

- I'm going to sleep. - Enrico!

- Pasqualino, stop it! - Let's go.

- Don't you like spaghetti? - I've already eaten!

Don't make a fuss!

- I saw it first. - Calm down.

Let me see.

I want to see.

- What are you looking at? - The moon.

- Show me too. - Can you see it?

Naughty pigs! Gustavo, the idea was yours.

Let me help you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- I’m in. Five thousand. - Yes, 5,000.

Fifteen.

Not for me.

All right.

- Clelia, aren’t we eating? - I’ll go see if the spaghetti is ready.

Cards?

One.

One.

Twenty thousand.

All right.

- Forty thousand. - Two hundred thousand.

- "The dice calculation no longer adds up." - "You don't remember."

"More time confuses your memory."

- Who wrote that? - Eugenio Montale.

Right!

Four hundred thousand.

Nobody can know my secrets!

No.

- Guys, spaghetti! - The spaghetti is ready!

Ready!

- I'm so hungry! - Me first, then women and children.

- Let's eat! - You're like vultures!

We'll finish here and I'll come.

It’s 200,000.

- No, 240,000. - It's getting cold!

Forty thousand from the other hand.

- Should I make it out to you? - Just leave it blank.

Enrico, come on!

- When you're done. - Yes.

This will be the fourth time we've eaten.

- Drink. - No, thanks.

Adelina, give a plate of spaghetti to Count Bellanca.

Do you know who he is? The undersecretary…

- Hello. - He's our butcher.

Guys, see you at the beach.

We'll have lunch at Fisherman's. All right?

- Enrico, do you really have to leave? - I'd like to leave now.

- I’ll get there during the day. - Clelia, are you going to Rome?

- Go with Enrico. - I don't want to bother.

- I'm not a beautiful girl. - Come on!

- Is your daughter coming too? - Not Ines.

- What a pity! - Everyone to bed!

Oh, world

Only now do I look at you

In your silence I am lost…

- Bye. - You get more beautiful every day.

Are you coming back Saturday?

- Again! - No, go.

- Love, you have to drive. - Bye.

Watch out for the raft!

One, two, three. One’s missing, Renato!

- Luca! Luca! - Where is he?

- Quick, come on. - This is mine. Come on, Pippo.

I found him, Renato!

- Did I make you wait? - No!

- Bye, Ines. Be a good girl. - Bye!

Look after Dad. I am fine.

Enrico!

Bye!

Bye!

Only now I look at you

In your silence I disappear…

You are a big ladies' man.

Ines is in love with you. She's got a big crush!

Ines, please. Honey, eat and go to bed early.

Don't stay in the water too long.

- Hi! - Hi.

You are leaving? Lucky you!

I talked to my friends.

Don’t worry about your wife. We have a kind of mafia.

- Bye! - Bye.

Lella, come. I want you to meet Mr. Marletti.

- The Solvinis. - Nice to meet you, Marletti.

- Where are you going? - I'll be back tomorrow.

Sure!

Lella, get me an appointment at the hairdresser.

I want to change my hair color!

Radio news.

One hundred and fifty thousand Germans crossed the Brenner border yesterday.

Numerous accidents took place at the French border.

Nothing new in the West.

Riccione and Cattolica are crowded with Germans, English, and Swedes.

There have been numerous accidents on the Sole Highway.

So far, 25 deaths during the early hours of the day.

Viareggio is full too. The mayor addressed…

THE END