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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,641 --> 00:00:02,643 It's macular degeneration. 2 00:00:02,643 --> 00:00:04,196 Let's just keep this between us. 3 00:00:04,196 --> 00:00:06,060 LOUIS: ... a lady winemaker who's lost her vintage 4 00:00:06,060 --> 00:00:08,822 - due to her failing eyesight. - Oh! Hilary. 5 00:00:08,822 --> 00:00:11,445 You told everyone! Don't come here again! 6 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,136 SIENNA: I don't want you to take this the wrong way 7 00:00:13,136 --> 00:00:15,380 when I say you're not the right fit for my father. 8 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,657 Sorry, what? 9 00:00:16,657 --> 00:00:18,555 Perhaps it's best if you finish this... 10 00:00:18,555 --> 00:00:20,661 "Taste of the South." Do you... Do you know it? 11 00:00:20,661 --> 00:00:22,352 Some fancy Queenstown festival? 12 00:00:22,352 --> 00:00:25,045 DAISY: Taste of the South have asked if you'll do a mihi. 13 00:00:25,045 --> 00:00:26,322 What is that exactly? 14 00:00:26,322 --> 00:00:27,875 It's a Maori greeting and introduction. 15 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:29,808 - [SPITS, SMACKS LIPS] - You don't like it? 16 00:00:29,808 --> 00:00:31,223 That's the new blend. 17 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:33,018 Tippy, this wine is incredible. 18 00:00:33,018 --> 00:00:34,675 Philippe said it's not as good as the Stanley. 19 00:00:34,675 --> 00:00:36,677 I knew he'd get inside your head! 20 00:00:36,677 --> 00:00:37,920 I'm sorry. I wasn't happy with it. 21 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,024 So I re-blended the lot. 22 00:00:39,024 --> 00:00:41,302 - [GASPS] What? - What? 23 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:44,271 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 24 00:00:44,271 --> 00:00:47,308 LOUIS: [SNORING] 25 00:01:21,584 --> 00:01:22,965 DAISY: [GASPS] Louis Oakley, don't you dare! 26 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:23,966 [EXHALES] 27 00:01:23,966 --> 00:01:25,450 It's not ready, and you know it. 28 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:26,727 It's my bloody vineyard. 29 00:01:26,727 --> 00:01:28,004 I've got know what we're dealing with. 30 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,868 Well, it's our bloody vineyard, actually. 31 00:01:29,868 --> 00:01:31,490 Oh, come on. 32 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,216 [WHISPERS] Just one little sip, she'll never know. 33 00:01:33,216 --> 00:01:35,425 Well, she's about to represent us on a very important panel, 34 00:01:35,425 --> 00:01:38,497 and the last thing she needs is some uber-concerned Englishman 35 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:40,016 making her doubt herself. 36 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,294 [SIGHS] All right. Possibly you're right. 37 00:01:42,294 --> 00:01:44,158 But you don't think something is off? 38 00:01:44,158 --> 00:01:45,539 Tippy re-blends the wine, 39 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:46,989 just after Philippe happens to tell her 40 00:01:46,989 --> 00:01:48,611 that the wine is going to be very popular? 41 00:01:48,611 --> 00:01:50,751 Well, I'm sure he meant that everyone would love it. 42 00:01:50,751 --> 00:01:51,994 Which is true. 43 00:01:51,994 --> 00:01:54,030 So why has he suddenly disappeared? 44 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,101 He used to hang around here like a bad bloody smell. 45 00:01:56,101 --> 00:01:57,620 - Now suddenly, poof, he's gone. - Yes. 46 00:01:57,620 --> 00:02:01,106 Well, presumably he has a vintage to attend to. 47 00:02:01,106 --> 00:02:03,557 Louis, Tippy has never put us wrong yet. 48 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,766 So we just have to trust that she knows what she's doing. 49 00:02:05,766 --> 00:02:08,320 [SIGHS] All right. 50 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,771 [THE EAST POINTERS' "WINTERGREEN" PLAYS] 51 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:20,160 ♪ Let it breathe, if it doesn't breathe, it's gonna die ♪ 52 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,164 ♪ Let us see if you let it be, is it gonna fly? ♪ 53 00:02:24,164 --> 00:02:27,892 ♪ And set it free and if it leaves, you say bye ♪ 54 00:02:27,892 --> 00:02:31,861 ♪ The web we weave and then we grieve and then we cry ♪ 55 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:35,658 ♪ I want to tell you before I forget ♪ 56 00:02:35,658 --> 00:02:37,487 ♪ Despite the darkness ♪ 57 00:02:37,487 --> 00:02:39,006 ♪ Some of these days ♪ 58 00:02:39,006 --> 00:02:42,458 ♪ Wintergreen can't outshine your radiance ♪ 59 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:46,703 ♪ Wintergreen, I love you more than anything ♪ 60 00:02:46,703 --> 00:02:49,189 ♪ Wintergreen, despite the darkness ♪ 61 00:02:49,189 --> 00:02:51,398 ♪ Some of these days ♪ 62 00:02:51,398 --> 00:02:54,021 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 63 00:02:54,021 --> 00:02:57,887 TIPPY: ... ko Ngati Tama... 64 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,096 ko Ngati Mutunga oku iwi. 65 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:02,961 - Mm-hmm. - NoPeak View ahau... 66 00:03:02,961 --> 00:03:04,273 KoTippy Bidois. 67 00:03:04,273 --> 00:03:05,964 You are nailing it. 68 00:03:05,964 --> 00:03:07,379 Just be confident. 69 00:03:07,379 --> 00:03:11,452 Get out there and tell them who you are. 70 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,869 Ngati Tama... 71 00:03:13,869 --> 00:03:15,387 Reckon Daisy will pull herself away from partying 72 00:03:15,387 --> 00:03:16,837 to support you on the day? 73 00:03:16,837 --> 00:03:18,114 Oh, yeah. Definitely. 74 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:19,460 She's good like that. 75 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:22,498 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 76 00:03:22,498 --> 00:03:26,743 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 77 00:03:26,743 --> 00:03:28,849 So how's our vintner feeling about the panel? 78 00:03:28,849 --> 00:03:30,126 Oh, yeah. Much better. 79 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,128 LOUIS: Good. 80 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,716 Oh. 81 00:03:33,716 --> 00:03:34,855 - Hey. - Hey. 82 00:03:34,855 --> 00:03:36,684 Wanted to see you before you left. 83 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,410 - Morena. - Oh, morena. 84 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:40,412 I thought you were going to Dunedin early. 85 00:03:40,412 --> 00:03:42,414 Oh, no. Ah, Sienna has been helping Tippy. 86 00:03:42,414 --> 00:03:43,864 She's been a Godsend. 87 00:03:43,864 --> 00:03:46,039 - Oh, since the day she was born. - [LAUGHS] 88 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:48,110 So you're not taking my old man to Queenstown? 89 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:49,145 Oh, I wish. 90 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,630 He's a busy man. 91 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,736 Actually, I-I just need to show you something quickly. 92 00:03:53,736 --> 00:03:55,151 Ooh. Sounds worrying. 93 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,463 Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:59,224 --> 00:04:00,743 Oh... 95 00:04:00,743 --> 00:04:02,400 so this is what you wanted to show me? 96 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,884 Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,889 I just didn't want to kiss you goodbye in front of everyone. 98 00:04:08,889 --> 00:04:10,891 Oh. By "everyone" do you mean Sienna? 99 00:04:10,891 --> 00:04:12,237 Honestly, she wouldn't care. 100 00:04:12,237 --> 00:04:13,445 Oh. Okay. 101 00:04:13,445 --> 00:04:14,688 Why would she? 102 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,345 She thinks you're lovely. 103 00:04:16,345 --> 00:04:18,588 And she used those exact words? 104 00:04:18,588 --> 00:04:20,763 - Verbatim. - Right. 105 00:04:20,763 --> 00:04:22,489 Ah, she's probably just a bit protective of you. 106 00:04:22,489 --> 00:04:24,663 [HORN HONKS] 107 00:04:24,663 --> 00:04:26,562 Oh, there's my ride. 108 00:04:29,151 --> 00:04:31,291 Behold our chariot! 109 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:33,465 We got a great rental deal from Rowan. 110 00:04:33,465 --> 00:04:36,641 Yeah. We've decided to call him Saint Barny-Bus. 111 00:04:36,641 --> 00:04:37,918 - [LAUGHS] - Ha. 112 00:04:37,918 --> 00:04:40,610 It'll be a miracle if it makes it. 113 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:42,958 Well, I suppose I should let you go. 114 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,338 I'll text you when we get there. 115 00:04:44,338 --> 00:04:47,100 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 116 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:48,687 Remind me again why we agreed to this? 117 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:50,413 Two hours to Queenstown in this heap. 118 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,932 Oh. Where's your sense of fun? 119 00:04:51,932 --> 00:04:53,485 Oh, fun? 120 00:04:56,592 --> 00:04:57,938 Ah, you made it. 121 00:04:57,938 --> 00:04:59,284 PHILIPPE: Ah, I would not miss it, eh? 122 00:04:59,284 --> 00:05:01,562 A road trip with friends and wine. 123 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,323 It's one of life's greatest pleasures, yes? 124 00:05:03,323 --> 00:05:05,014 - [SNIFFS] - TIPPY: We have room, right? 125 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:06,809 Oh, yes. I'm sure we've got room for... 126 00:05:06,809 --> 00:05:07,810 one small Frenchman. 127 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:10,295 Petit. [LAUGHS] Oh. 128 00:05:10,295 --> 00:05:12,159 I'll give you petit. 129 00:05:12,159 --> 00:05:15,162 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 130 00:05:48,402 --> 00:05:50,439 Excited about the festival? 131 00:05:50,439 --> 00:05:51,888 Yes, Vic. Actually, I am. 132 00:05:51,888 --> 00:05:53,476 There's a, ah, a workshop I wanted to get to... 133 00:05:53,476 --> 00:05:54,995 We thought we'd make the most of the weekend away, 134 00:05:54,995 --> 00:05:56,238 before the twins arrive. 135 00:05:56,238 --> 00:05:57,998 I'm a little bit nervous, actually. 136 00:05:57,998 --> 00:06:00,242 Ha. Nic's got... 137 00:06:00,242 --> 00:06:04,556 big plans to re-create the Golden Quadrangle. 138 00:06:04,556 --> 00:06:07,007 That's four places that we... 139 00:06:07,007 --> 00:06:08,767 you know... whoop-whoop... 140 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:10,079 - Ah. - You know? 141 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,425 - [IMITATES TRUMPET] - Yeah. 142 00:06:11,425 --> 00:06:13,358 - Yeah. [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS] 143 00:06:13,358 --> 00:06:15,498 It's a bit of a romantic tour, if you will. 144 00:06:15,498 --> 00:06:19,502 - Mm. - I don't know if I'm up for it. 145 00:06:19,502 --> 00:06:21,159 Ever since we got pregnant, 146 00:06:21,159 --> 00:06:23,058 you know, sexy time just... 147 00:06:23,058 --> 00:06:24,783 well, it was the last thing on my mind. 148 00:06:24,783 --> 00:06:26,820 Yeah. Yeah. 149 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,615 Are you getting much sexy time? 150 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:35,070 Vic, you do know I'm British, don't you? 151 00:06:37,762 --> 00:06:39,833 I've got it all planned out. 152 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,662 This is the way to break the drought. 153 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,871 I even brought my "Xena: Warrior Princess" costume. 154 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,805 - Oh. - That has never failed to work. 155 00:06:46,805 --> 00:06:48,635 Second stop on the original quadrangle 156 00:06:48,635 --> 00:06:51,810 was Vic as a policeman, me as Xena, 157 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:53,985 and a herd of feral goats. 158 00:06:53,985 --> 00:06:56,298 People dressed as goats? 159 00:06:56,298 --> 00:06:59,404 No. Actual goats. 160 00:06:59,404 --> 00:07:01,441 Oh. [LAUGHS] 161 00:07:01,441 --> 00:07:02,925 Well, I'm just looking forward to some me time, 162 00:07:02,925 --> 00:07:06,135 a bit of luxury, and hanging out with Griff. 163 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:08,689 Drinking expensive champagne in a very large bathtub 164 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,105 is exactly what the doctor ordered. 165 00:07:10,105 --> 00:07:12,866 Ohh. I wish we could afford a flash hotel. 166 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:16,697 I'll tell you what. 167 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,216 Why don't you and Vic have my room? 168 00:07:18,216 --> 00:07:19,217 - What? - Mm. 169 00:07:19,217 --> 00:07:21,081 - No. We couldn't. - Yes. 170 00:07:21,081 --> 00:07:23,221 Just think of it as a heart parent gift. 171 00:07:23,221 --> 00:07:24,567 - Oh. Really? - Yes. 172 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:26,121 - No. What about you? - I don't know. 173 00:07:26,121 --> 00:07:27,881 I-I'll find another room. 174 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,227 Oh, my God. 175 00:07:29,227 --> 00:07:30,918 Oh, you are the best. 176 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,299 Oh. 177 00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:34,715 ... Ngati... Ngati Tama. 178 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,752 Ngati Tama. Ta... 179 00:07:36,752 --> 00:07:38,305 That sounds really good. 180 00:07:38,305 --> 00:07:42,102 I just want it to be perfect. 181 00:07:42,102 --> 00:07:44,242 Everyone expects it to be amazing. 182 00:07:44,242 --> 00:07:46,141 Now that I'm this "Maori winemaker" 183 00:07:46,141 --> 00:07:47,901 speaking for an entire culture. 184 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,352 How about just "winemaker"? 185 00:07:50,352 --> 00:07:52,561 That's what people have come to hear you talk about. 186 00:07:52,561 --> 00:07:55,564 They might be a panel of the world's very best winemakers, 187 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:58,394 but you are Tippy Bidois. 188 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,258 Be bold, ah, you need to show off. 189 00:08:00,258 --> 00:08:03,848 Hmm. You make it sound so easy. 190 00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:08,024 VIC: Oh! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 191 00:08:11,269 --> 00:08:13,168 Oh! Hilary! Hilary! 192 00:08:13,168 --> 00:08:14,583 Stay there, we'll help you over to the bus. 193 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:17,310 For the love of God, I'm not blind yet. 194 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,553 Nor deaf, for that matter! 195 00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:22,798 I just, ah, I swerved to avoid a goat. 196 00:08:22,798 --> 00:08:23,902 A goat! 197 00:08:23,902 --> 00:08:25,525 HILARY: Or maybe it was a rabbit. 198 00:08:25,525 --> 00:08:26,802 Come in the bus with us. 199 00:08:26,802 --> 00:08:28,907 Couldn't pay me to get on that bus. 200 00:08:28,907 --> 00:08:30,357 Oh, Hilary. We're not leaving you here. 201 00:08:30,357 --> 00:08:31,772 So please come. 202 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,015 TIPPY: Queenstown is going to be pretty busy 203 00:08:33,015 --> 00:08:34,568 with the conference and the festival. 204 00:08:34,568 --> 00:08:37,571 You could be here for hours. 205 00:08:37,571 --> 00:08:40,160 All right... 206 00:08:45,717 --> 00:08:47,167 Come and sit here, Hilary. 207 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:50,170 Nope. Not sitting next to a narc. 208 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:52,690 - VIC: Fancy a sing-along? - Oh, Christ. 209 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:55,520 ALL: ♪ Sonnez les matines ♪ ♪ Frère Jacques ♪ 210 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,833 ♪ Sonnez les matines ♪ ♪ Frère Jacques ♪ 211 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:02,217 ♪ Dormez-vous ? Dormez-vous ? ♪ 212 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:03,873 It's sonnez les matines! 213 00:09:03,873 --> 00:09:05,220 - Sommey lema... - What? 214 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,360 Are the words. Not something Semolina. 215 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,534 Sonnez les matines ! 216 00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:12,537 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 217 00:09:24,756 --> 00:09:26,551 Wow. 218 00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:27,794 [GASPS] 219 00:09:27,794 --> 00:09:28,829 Oh. 220 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:31,038 Well... 221 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,454 This is lovely. 222 00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:34,421 Yes. 223 00:09:34,421 --> 00:09:35,974 What do you mean you've only got one room? 224 00:09:35,974 --> 00:09:38,770 I booked two deluxe rooms months ago! 225 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:40,255 Yeah. I've just got the one here. 226 00:09:40,255 --> 00:09:41,877 And you want to give it to that lovely couple. 227 00:09:41,877 --> 00:09:43,085 Is that right? 228 00:09:43,085 --> 00:09:44,293 - [LAUGHS] - Ah, sorry. 229 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,122 I think I've missed something there. 230 00:09:46,122 --> 00:09:48,297 Ah, could... could you... could you, um, please check again? 231 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:51,818 Yeah, sure. 232 00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:54,786 Ooh, no. That's terrible 233 00:09:54,786 --> 00:09:56,685 It would seem that there had been two bookings, 234 00:09:56,685 --> 00:09:58,238 but one of them had been canceled. 235 00:09:58,238 --> 00:10:00,033 What? Well, how? 236 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,311 - Seems odd, doesn't it? - [LAUGHS THINLY] Yes. 237 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,486 Obviously something went a bit wiggly-piggly. 238 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:06,281 Sorry, did you just say "wiggly-piggly"? 239 00:10:06,281 --> 00:10:08,800 - Yeah. - Yeah. 240 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,733 So you want to give away your room, 241 00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:12,114 which doesn't, in fact, exist. 242 00:10:12,114 --> 00:10:13,426 So what's to stop me from taking the one 243 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:14,496 that is actually on offer? 244 00:10:14,496 --> 00:10:16,256 Um... [CHUCKLES] 245 00:10:16,256 --> 00:10:19,052 Well, I did promise. 246 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,743 Um, look, I... it's... 247 00:10:20,743 --> 00:10:23,643 I have every confidence that Jeremy will be able to... 248 00:10:23,643 --> 00:10:26,611 Oh, I'm so sorry. It's pronounced "Jerra-may." 249 00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:30,546 I have every confidence that Jerra-may will be able 250 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,893 to find us two other rooms. 251 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,033 JEREMY: I'm deeply sorry. We're actually fully booked. 252 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:37,346 [SIGHS] Can't you find us anything at all? 253 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:40,453 Maybe a backpackers would be fun? 254 00:10:40,453 --> 00:10:41,937 Maybe that's not an option. 255 00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:44,146 Yeah. Now, by way of apology, 256 00:10:44,146 --> 00:10:46,321 I would like to give you a couple of vouchers, guys. 257 00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:49,047 We've got, um, double passes here for the pool. 258 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:52,154 And we've also got some vouchers here for the coffee cart. 259 00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:53,466 Mm-hmm. 260 00:10:53,466 --> 00:10:54,570 Okay. 261 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,089 Oh, well, look. 262 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,435 Nic and Vic, they've got a room somewhere. 263 00:10:57,435 --> 00:10:59,057 So why don't we just take theirs? 264 00:10:59,057 --> 00:11:02,302 I mean, it's not gonna be five star, but it'll be fine. 265 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,651 Well, this is what you get for being too bloody nice. 266 00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:13,175 Okay. So ground rules are 267 00:11:13,175 --> 00:11:16,143 no snoring, no shaving in the sink. 268 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,766 And if we need to use the bathroom 269 00:11:17,766 --> 00:11:19,319 for anything other than the basics, 270 00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:20,389 we use the one out near reception. 271 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,149 - Right? - Mm-hmm. 272 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,737 I mean, we're here now. We may as well make the best of it, 273 00:11:23,737 --> 00:11:25,463 - and it's not so bad. - Yes. [SIGHS] 274 00:11:25,463 --> 00:11:26,947 At least there's tea. [SNIFFS] 275 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,604 Or something purporting to be tea. 276 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,089 - DAISY: [GASPS] Oh! Oh! - What? 277 00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:33,333 There's body hair in the shower. 278 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,403 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 279 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,749 You know what? I can't do this. 280 00:11:35,749 --> 00:11:36,923 I'm gonna have to find somewhere else. 281 00:11:36,923 --> 00:11:37,958 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 282 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,063 - [GASPS] - Oh, hello. 283 00:11:39,063 --> 00:11:40,685 Mr. Vino. 284 00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:42,963 Official mascot for the Taste of The South Festival. 285 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,207 - Oh. [LAUGHS] - Hello, Mr. Vino. 286 00:11:45,207 --> 00:11:47,002 MR. VINO: It appears as though we're neighbors. 287 00:11:47,002 --> 00:11:49,556 Ah, but I warn you, the walls are rather thin. 288 00:11:49,556 --> 00:11:51,938 So if you want some quality time, just, 289 00:11:51,938 --> 00:11:53,940 ah, tap on the wall and I'll... 290 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:55,182 turn the television up. 291 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,875 [CHUCKLES] 292 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:58,979 Jolly good. 293 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,015 Yeah. 294 00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:01,844 - Bye. - Mm-hmm. 295 00:12:01,844 --> 00:12:03,052 Yeah, I'm definitely leaving. 296 00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:11,026 DIRECTOR: And cut. 297 00:12:11,026 --> 00:12:12,717 CAMERA ASSISTANT: Tail slate, please. 298 00:12:12,717 --> 00:12:15,720 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 299 00:12:20,794 --> 00:12:23,418 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - DAISY: [GASPS] Hello, hello. 300 00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:24,936 - Hi! - Hi! 301 00:12:24,936 --> 00:12:26,110 - Hey. - Hey. 302 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,422 - Take a seat. - Oh. 303 00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:28,837 - When did you arrive? - Ah... 304 00:12:28,837 --> 00:12:30,390 Oh, Griff is so stoked you're here. 305 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:31,667 I mean, I've hardly seen him, but... 306 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,393 Honestly, who knew that pretending to be 307 00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:34,808 someone else took so much practice? 308 00:12:34,808 --> 00:12:37,224 I am officially done for the week. 309 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,813 Oh. I... love the mustache. It's fantastic. 310 00:12:39,813 --> 00:12:41,401 Lies. 311 00:12:41,401 --> 00:12:42,747 It's this, um, 312 00:12:42,747 --> 00:12:45,060 period drama series set in the '80s. 313 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,855 I mean, you probably remember the '80s, right? 314 00:12:46,855 --> 00:12:49,167 Ah, ooh, um... no, not really. [SNICKERS] 315 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,618 Hey, I thought you were staying at the glam hotel? 316 00:12:51,618 --> 00:12:53,862 Ah. Well, bit of a booking mix up. 317 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:55,829 So, I was hoping that maybe I could stay with you guys 318 00:12:55,829 --> 00:12:58,591 at the "fabulous" apartment they've put you up in. 319 00:12:58,591 --> 00:12:59,868 Well, yeah. 320 00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,248 It's fabulous, but it's more of a... 321 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,560 open-plan studio. 322 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,906 With a two-seater sofa in it. 323 00:13:03,906 --> 00:13:05,460 - Oh. - [KNOCK ON DOOR] 324 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,427 Sorry, Griff. We've got to reshoot Scene 23. 325 00:13:07,427 --> 00:13:08,877 Just a couple more hours... ? 326 00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:10,465 [SIGHS] 327 00:13:10,465 --> 00:13:11,914 They've been running over time every single day. 328 00:13:11,914 --> 00:13:14,261 Yeah. I know. Sorry. Sorry. 329 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,022 Daise, I'm so sorry we couldn't put you up. 330 00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:18,265 Oh, don't be silly. No, I'll be fine. 331 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,439 - Bye. - Bye. 332 00:13:19,439 --> 00:13:22,200 - Bye. - See ya. 333 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,860 Thanks. 334 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,452 - Now... - Ah. 335 00:13:32,452 --> 00:13:35,110 ... this is more like it. 336 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,008 Oh, I'm guessing the accommodation prospects 337 00:13:37,008 --> 00:13:38,182 haven't improved, then. 338 00:13:38,182 --> 00:13:39,977 Sorry, we're still roomies. 339 00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:41,841 Oh. Thank you. 340 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:44,464 Well, I'm sure we'll... manage. 341 00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:47,156 - Cheers to a fabulous weekend. - Yes. 342 00:13:47,156 --> 00:13:48,675 Gus, you don't want a drink? 343 00:13:48,675 --> 00:13:51,126 Um, I might just go store these and find Tippy. 344 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:54,578 - Oh. - Thank you, Gus. 345 00:13:54,578 --> 00:13:56,476 - Cheers. Mm. - Cheers. 346 00:13:58,685 --> 00:14:00,169 Hello, honored guests, 347 00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:03,656 and welcome to the annual Shimmering Lake Drinks. 348 00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:06,831 This little party is, ah, always a calendar highlight 349 00:14:06,831 --> 00:14:08,143 during the festival. 350 00:14:08,143 --> 00:14:11,146 But to be honest, I know it's all down to 351 00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:14,667 my incomparable wife, Marissa. 352 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,082 [LAUGHS] Oh, Don. 353 00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:18,084 Oh, stop it. 354 00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:21,950 Everyone knows that you're occasionally involved. 355 00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:24,918 Well, we're... we're delighted to be able to host 356 00:14:24,918 --> 00:14:27,058 this little event for you every year. 357 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:29,889 And we are especially pleased this year 358 00:14:29,889 --> 00:14:32,305 to be able to introduce our new vintner, 359 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,582 Philippe Bidois. 360 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,929 [APPLAUSE] 361 00:14:35,929 --> 00:14:39,105 It took us some time to lure 362 00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:41,417 this esteemed winemaker from Bordeaux. 363 00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:45,629 But we feel sure it will be worth it. 364 00:14:45,629 --> 00:14:48,528 Well, how could I resist an invitation from the, 365 00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:50,323 ah, Queen of Peak View, huh? 366 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,980 [LAUGHTER] 367 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,740 - Ah, yes... - Christ. 368 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,639 Throw in a French accent, and people fall for any old rubbish. 369 00:14:55,639 --> 00:14:59,366 Well, thank you, everyone, and enjoy yourselves! 370 00:15:05,096 --> 00:15:06,684 Look at him. Look at him. 371 00:15:06,684 --> 00:15:08,375 Perhaps maybe something for you to, ah... 372 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,136 The way he's manipulating her. 373 00:15:10,136 --> 00:15:11,586 Oh. 374 00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:12,897 When you have proof that he's actually 375 00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:15,037 manipulating her, then I'm all ears. 376 00:15:15,037 --> 00:15:16,970 But until then, at least try and enjoy yourself. 377 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:18,213 Please. Come on. 378 00:15:20,595 --> 00:15:22,631 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, my God. 379 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,288 - Can I take a selfie? - Um, ah, yeah. Of course. 380 00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:25,565 - Yeah, yeah? - Yeah. 381 00:15:25,565 --> 00:15:27,809 - You're gonna be great. - Thanks. 382 00:15:27,809 --> 00:15:31,606 I just never thought I'd be doing my first ever mihi 383 00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:33,435 in front of a panel of international vintners, 384 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,575 in front of the whole industry. 385 00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:37,715 It's not the whole industry. 386 00:15:37,715 --> 00:15:38,923 Because if it was the whole industry, 387 00:15:38,923 --> 00:15:40,442 then we wouldn't have enough seats, so... 388 00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:42,375 - Ready... ? There you go. - Thank you. 389 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,343 How are things going with your movie star boyfriend? 390 00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:49,002 Everybody else gets to see a lot of him. 391 00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:52,074 Wow. Looks like a lot of fun. 392 00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,662 Okay. So that was the... 393 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,181 longest two hours 394 00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:56,596 in the history of the world. 395 00:15:56,596 --> 00:15:58,184 Um, do you mind if we just get a... 396 00:15:58,184 --> 00:16:01,739 They want a selfie with the Hot Tractor Guy. 397 00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:02,947 - Bye. - GRIFFIN: This is... 398 00:16:02,947 --> 00:16:04,259 This is Gus, our Hot Tractor Guy. 399 00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:05,501 - Hi, there. - Oh, go on. 400 00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:06,606 Just... If you just stand there... 401 00:16:06,606 --> 00:16:08,608 Photo. 402 00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:15,442 - J'ai tout perdu. - Non, non, non... Foutaise ! 403 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:19,136 JEAN-PAUL: J'ai compris ton petit jeu captieux. 404 00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:20,965 Cochon ! 405 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,864 PHILIPPE: Tu es pathétique. Sors d'ici ! Huh ? 406 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:25,867 Tu es un menteur ! 407 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,247 Tu n'es pas sincère ! 408 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,042 Tu es une mauvaise personne ! 409 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:32,632 - PHILIPPE: Je ne sais pas. - Bien sûr que tu sais ! 410 00:16:34,772 --> 00:16:35,773 - LOUIS: Daisy! - Mm? 411 00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:37,188 Daisy... 412 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:38,811 Oh. Excuse me. 413 00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:42,435 I knew I was right about Philippe. 414 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,885 - I've just been over there. - Mm. 415 00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:46,335 - I overheard him arguing with another vintner. - Oh. 416 00:16:46,335 --> 00:16:47,854 Now, they were arguing in French. 417 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,131 They obviously thought no one could understand. 418 00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:50,788 - But I speak bloody French. - Oh. S... 419 00:16:50,788 --> 00:16:52,445 I speak... Well, I speak some French. 420 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,929 I speak... I speak schoolboy French. 421 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,414 Right. So... So... So what... what did they say? 422 00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:58,313 Yeah. Okay. So... 423 00:16:58,313 --> 00:16:59,797 So he started out, "When we were friends... " 424 00:16:59,797 --> 00:17:01,661 - Mm-hmm. - "... you were a user." 425 00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:02,938 - Oh. - Right? 426 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,009 "But I'm wise to your mind games... " 427 00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:07,149 Jeu de... de... de... de tête. 428 00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:08,910 Ah, "you pig." Called him a pig... 429 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:11,844 coch... coch... coch... cochon is... yes, pig. 430 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:14,122 Um, Philippe told him then to piss off. 431 00:17:14,122 --> 00:17:15,675 "You're pathetic." 432 00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:17,470 And went off in a... stormed off. 433 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,851 - Oh, okay. - Told you. 434 00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:21,094 All right. Yes, okay. What... 435 00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:23,303 Say you're right, and he's dodgy. 436 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,478 But why? What's his game? 437 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,687 I don't know. 438 00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,240 But I'm gonna find out. 439 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,355 [CLEARS THROAT] 440 00:17:40,355 --> 00:17:43,530 Your, ah, your phone beeped, by the way. 441 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,946 Oh. Ha. 442 00:17:44,946 --> 00:17:46,292 [CLEARS THROAT] 443 00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:49,709 Oh. 444 00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:51,918 [GASPS] I knew it! 445 00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:54,369 Every gold medal winner in the last five places 446 00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:57,061 where Philippe works not only never won gold again, 447 00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:58,442 most of them were never even placed again. 448 00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,962 Look. That's Jean-Paul. 449 00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:02,895 That's the vintner I heard Philippe arguing with. 450 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:05,483 Now, these two used to work together in the same region 451 00:18:05,483 --> 00:18:06,864 at the same time. 452 00:18:06,864 --> 00:18:09,591 Jean-Paul was a rising star, until he wasn't. 453 00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:10,868 [GASPS] 454 00:18:10,868 --> 00:18:12,490 First two vintages, two gold medals. 455 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,147 Then, after Philippe, nothing. 456 00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:16,736 Then Monsieur Bidois disappears, goes to work somewhere else, 457 00:18:16,736 --> 00:18:18,496 exactly the same thing happens. 458 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,015 The best vintner in the region 459 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,914 loses his mojo after a year or two. 460 00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:23,881 And who do you think suddenly starts winning all the medals 461 00:18:23,881 --> 00:18:25,089 uncontested? 462 00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:27,402 - Philippe? - He's some kind of... 463 00:18:27,402 --> 00:18:28,783 [SIGHS] Machiavellian genius who 464 00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:30,577 just goes about destroying his competition. 465 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,200 And now he's got Tippy in his sights. 466 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,995 But... But he's been so nice to Tippy. 467 00:18:33,995 --> 00:18:36,031 Daisy, nice is obviously part of his game plan, 468 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,964 and he's been systematically undermining 469 00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:40,587 her confidence this whole time. 470 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,314 So he did convince her re-blend the Broken Barrel. 471 00:18:43,314 --> 00:18:45,592 - I believe he did. - Oh. 472 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,284 Now, we've got some digging to do. 473 00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:49,182 In the morning. 474 00:18:49,182 --> 00:18:50,563 Both of us. 475 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,600 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 476 00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:01,509 Mm. 477 00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:03,684 [GASPS] Daisy. 478 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,237 Act natural. Act natural. 479 00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:12,693 Jean-Paul at six o'clock... 480 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,316 - seven... seven o'clock. - Mm. 481 00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:18,526 Time for, ah, Operation French Toast. 482 00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:19,769 - [LAUGHS] - What's the matter? 483 00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:21,046 Don't you like it? 484 00:19:21,046 --> 00:19:22,427 No, no. I love it. I love it. 485 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:23,773 Okay. Okay. Okay. 486 00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:25,844 Okay. You get the intel from Jean-Paul, 487 00:19:25,844 --> 00:19:27,225 and I'll talk go talk to Tippy. 488 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:28,329 Okay. 489 00:19:28,329 --> 00:19:29,779 Look at us! We're like... 490 00:19:29,779 --> 00:19:31,263 like Maddie and David from "Moonlighting." 491 00:19:31,263 --> 00:19:34,335 Yeah. Or... Or Holmes and Watson. 492 00:19:34,335 --> 00:19:36,096 Are all your references a hundred years old? 493 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:37,373 Well, yours was from the '80s. 494 00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:38,719 Not the 1880s. 495 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,858 Um... 496 00:19:39,858 --> 00:19:41,480 - Bye. - All right, bye. 497 00:19:56,392 --> 00:19:57,738 [SNIFFS] 498 00:20:01,811 --> 00:20:03,123 Hello. 499 00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:04,745 Bonjour. 500 00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:10,130 - Hey. - Hi. 501 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:12,511 So, ready for the big day? 502 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:13,892 Yep. 503 00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:15,756 Between Philippe's advice on panels, 504 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,895 and Sienna helping me with my mihi, 505 00:20:16,895 --> 00:20:18,345 - I feel good. - Oh. 506 00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:19,933 Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? 507 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:20,968 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 508 00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,832 Just, ah, trying something out. 509 00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:23,902 Mm. 510 00:20:23,902 --> 00:20:25,766 So, ah, that's great. 511 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,147 Um... 512 00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:29,149 And... And Philippe has been helpful then? 513 00:20:29,149 --> 00:20:30,840 Yeah. Really helpful. 514 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,014 Wow. 515 00:20:32,014 --> 00:20:33,532 In what way? 516 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,258 Well, he's done lots of panels. 517 00:20:35,258 --> 00:20:37,433 So he just said I needed to relax, 518 00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,229 because people are here to listen to what I have to say. 519 00:20:40,229 --> 00:20:42,438 Mm. Well, that's, um... 520 00:20:42,438 --> 00:20:44,785 - That's good advice. - Yeah. 521 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,338 - Isn't this great? - NIC: Mm. 522 00:20:46,338 --> 00:20:48,237 The... The freebies here are just fantastic. 523 00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:51,447 - And the room... - Yeah. It's beautiful. 524 00:20:51,447 --> 00:20:56,141 Maybe we could stay up later tonight and... use it? 525 00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:58,937 Or we could go back there now... 526 00:20:58,937 --> 00:21:02,354 [LAUGHS] 527 00:21:02,354 --> 00:21:05,323 Ooh. I - I just remembered. 528 00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:06,703 I, um... 529 00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:08,636 I've got those two free coffee vouchers. 530 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:10,155 - I'll go get us one. - Oh, thanks. 531 00:21:10,155 --> 00:21:11,881 Yeah. [LAUGHS] 532 00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:16,092 Jean-Paul confirmed everything. 533 00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:19,061 That Philippe systematically destroyed his confidence 534 00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:20,959 with his "expert" opinions. 535 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:22,236 That in fact, it got so bad 536 00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:24,031 that he started to doubt his own palate. 537 00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:26,413 And he then re-blended a perfectly good vintage, 538 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:27,655 which cost him his job. 539 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,830 Oh, I could wring his scrawny French neck. 540 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,281 God, I just wish I'd followed my instincts 541 00:21:32,281 --> 00:21:33,972 and got rid of Philippe 542 00:21:33,972 --> 00:21:35,284 before he got his hands on Tippy. 543 00:21:35,284 --> 00:21:37,079 Oh, there's nothing we can do about it now. 544 00:21:37,079 --> 00:21:38,666 Oh. 545 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,151 We can do something about Philippe. 546 00:21:40,151 --> 00:21:42,532 Mm. 547 00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:50,609 I think... when you look inside his pants, 548 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,749 you will find the long tail of a rat. 549 00:21:52,749 --> 00:21:55,752 - DAISY: [LAUGHS] - Philippe is faux-cul. 550 00:21:55,752 --> 00:21:58,686 Ah, he's, um, how you say, ah, a fake bum. 551 00:21:58,686 --> 00:22:00,309 - Oh. - An hypocrite. 552 00:22:00,309 --> 00:22:02,035 - [LAUGHS] - Hm. Faux-cul. 553 00:22:02,035 --> 00:22:04,106 That's wonderful. Might use that in conversation. 554 00:22:04,106 --> 00:22:05,901 - Oh, you must. - [LAUGHS] 555 00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:08,524 Jean-Paul, we'd like you to help us... 556 00:22:08,524 --> 00:22:10,043 - Mmm. - ... expose him 557 00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,666 for the despicable human being that he is. 558 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,117 Ah, to... to... to call him out, publicly. 559 00:22:15,117 --> 00:22:17,533 Mm. Philippe is on the panel today. 560 00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:20,881 So we thought you could expose him during the Q&A. 561 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,469 And let the whole world know 562 00:22:22,469 --> 00:22:25,506 that I was manipulated like a fool? 563 00:22:25,506 --> 00:22:27,301 I have my pride. I'm sorry. 564 00:22:27,301 --> 00:22:29,372 Oh. 565 00:22:29,372 --> 00:22:32,444 Jean-Paul, I understand pride. 566 00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:33,721 I really do. 567 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:36,103 But, ah, what Philippe did to you, 568 00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:38,657 he is now doing to someone who is... 569 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:41,350 She's very dear to us. 570 00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:44,111 She's very young, and she's very talented, 571 00:22:44,111 --> 00:22:47,149 but she's only just starting out, 572 00:22:47,149 --> 00:22:50,462 and she trusts him. 573 00:22:50,462 --> 00:22:54,087 You know where that leads. 574 00:22:54,087 --> 00:22:55,985 You are right. 575 00:22:55,985 --> 00:23:00,541 I came here to find my passion again. 576 00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:01,922 And this, 577 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,924 this is how I must do that. 578 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:07,341 Merci. 579 00:23:07,341 --> 00:23:08,687 [GIGGLES] 580 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,930 Merci. Thank you. 581 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,000 Oh. 582 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,346 Thanks. 583 00:23:15,349 --> 00:23:17,420 - [SIGHS] - Wow. [SIGHS] 584 00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:21,286 Well, everybody is going to know what a faux-cul Philippe is 585 00:23:21,286 --> 00:23:22,356 and what he did to Jean-Paul. 586 00:23:22,356 --> 00:23:23,979 Mm-hmm. And to Tippy. 587 00:23:23,979 --> 00:23:25,463 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 588 00:23:25,463 --> 00:23:27,051 Oh. 589 00:23:27,051 --> 00:23:28,707 But Tippy will be on stage when she finds out 590 00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:32,125 that the person that she adores has lied to her. 591 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,712 Oh. We should warn her ahead of time. 592 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:36,129 No, no, no, no, no. That'll completely... 593 00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:37,302 undermine her confidence. 594 00:23:37,302 --> 00:23:38,510 Oh. 595 00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:40,616 - Ah! - Um... 596 00:23:40,616 --> 00:23:42,756 - Jean-Paul! - [LAUGHS] 597 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,103 - Um... - Bit of a new thought. 598 00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:47,347 Um, this, ah... this panel business... 599 00:23:47,347 --> 00:23:50,626 Yes. We... We think your first instinct was probably right. 600 00:23:50,626 --> 00:23:52,248 I mean, you don't need to make a big statement 601 00:23:52,248 --> 00:23:54,457 to prove yourself. 602 00:23:54,457 --> 00:23:56,770 I appreciate your concern, my friends. 603 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,565 But the time has come... 604 00:23:58,565 --> 00:24:01,637 to expose and humiliate Philippe Bidois. 605 00:24:01,637 --> 00:24:03,639 [GASPS] 606 00:24:03,639 --> 00:24:04,985 [SIGHS] 607 00:24:12,579 --> 00:24:14,167 Hey. 608 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:15,616 Are you okay? 609 00:24:15,616 --> 00:24:18,412 - What's up? - Nothing. I'm fine. 610 00:24:18,412 --> 00:24:22,037 I think I know nerves when I see them. 611 00:24:22,037 --> 00:24:25,040 Everyone in Peak View is totally behind you. 612 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,282 And Louis and Daisy, 613 00:24:26,282 --> 00:24:28,491 they couldn't believe in you more. 614 00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:32,737 Oh, you're gonna be so great. [LAUGHS] 615 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,359 Kia kaha. 616 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,362 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 617 00:24:45,888 --> 00:24:47,372 There he is. 618 00:24:47,372 --> 00:24:49,202 [SIGHS] 619 00:24:49,202 --> 00:24:51,583 Well, there's nothing for it. When he stands up for the Q&A, 620 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,033 one of us is just gonna have to tackle him to the ground. 621 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,172 It'll be simple but effective. 622 00:24:54,172 --> 00:24:55,449 Ah, what? In these heels? 623 00:24:55,449 --> 00:24:56,519 [SCOFFS] 624 00:24:56,623 --> 00:24:59,315 I wonder if she's coming. 625 00:24:59,315 --> 00:25:01,076 Um, okay. 626 00:25:01,076 --> 00:25:03,492 So we're just waiting for this last panelist to show up. 627 00:25:03,492 --> 00:25:05,666 Tippy was really nervous about her mihi before. 628 00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:07,151 Poor thing. 629 00:25:07,151 --> 00:25:11,431 But I'm definitely sure I talked her round. 630 00:25:11,431 --> 00:25:12,535 Kia ora, everyone. 631 00:25:12,535 --> 00:25:14,537 My name is Jeremy Sutcliffe, 632 00:25:14,537 --> 00:25:16,746 and I am the adjudicator of today's panel. 633 00:25:16,746 --> 00:25:19,094 I'm so glad that you guys could be here today. 634 00:25:19,094 --> 00:25:21,268 Isn't Tippy supposed to be up there? 635 00:25:21,268 --> 00:25:22,890 Um, look, I'll go find her. 636 00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,133 Oh. 637 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:25,479 JEREMY: Oh. Wonderful. 638 00:25:25,479 --> 00:25:27,240 Better late than never, I always say. 639 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,793 Hi, Tippy. 640 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,553 Hi. Okay. 641 00:25:30,553 --> 00:25:34,074 Well, I might introduce you to one of our esteemed panelists. 642 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:37,319 It's Tippy Bidois from Oakley Wines. 643 00:25:47,743 --> 00:25:49,296 Tena koutou... 644 00:25:53,369 --> 00:25:56,717 Tena koutou... 645 00:25:56,717 --> 00:26:01,136 Kei aku nui, Kei aku rahi, tena koutou katoa. 646 00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:04,725 Haere mai tatou, ki tenei kaupapa o te wa. 647 00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:08,143 Te whare e tu nei, tena koe. 648 00:26:08,143 --> 00:26:11,698 Ki nga tangata whenua, tena koutou. 649 00:26:11,698 --> 00:26:13,458 Ko Tokomaru toku waka. 650 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,253 Ko Taranaki te maunga. 651 00:26:15,253 --> 00:26:19,361 Ko Ngati Tama, Ngati Mutunga oku iwi. 652 00:26:19,361 --> 00:26:22,743 NoPeak View ahau. KoTippy Bidois. 653 00:26:22,743 --> 00:26:25,470 That... That... That was really good, wasn't it? 654 00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,748 - 11 out of 10 good. - Oh! [LAUGHS] 655 00:26:27,748 --> 00:26:29,543 TIPPY: I'd like to honor the tutelage I received 656 00:26:29,543 --> 00:26:33,651 from Stanley Oakley when he took me under his wing 657 00:26:33,651 --> 00:26:35,170 and... 658 00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:38,656 the ongoing support from the Oakley crew. 659 00:26:38,656 --> 00:26:39,967 Thanks. 660 00:26:42,384 --> 00:26:44,593 JEREMY: Thank you, Tippy. That was fantastic. 661 00:26:44,593 --> 00:26:47,458 Okay. 662 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:50,150 Um, I'd like to open it up to rest of our esteemed panelists. 663 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,945 Um, we'll start with, um... 664 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:54,568 Philippe Bidois from Shimmering Lake. 665 00:27:01,989 --> 00:27:03,336 Winemaking... 666 00:27:03,336 --> 00:27:05,717 It's a fine, delicate process, 667 00:27:05,717 --> 00:27:10,515 and I treat with the reverence that a priest may approach God. 668 00:27:10,515 --> 00:27:13,863 For me, working with the vintner at their vineyard, 669 00:27:13,863 --> 00:27:16,072 it is a sharing of our art. 670 00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:20,525 Ah, new insights given, taken freely. 671 00:27:20,525 --> 00:27:23,770 It is very, very special... 672 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,323 so, thank you. 673 00:27:25,323 --> 00:27:26,945 Merci. 674 00:27:29,051 --> 00:27:31,743 Um, I might, ah, take the opportunity just to open it up, 675 00:27:31,743 --> 00:27:33,952 if anyone has got any questions for Philippe, 676 00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,541 before I introduce the other panelists? 677 00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:37,749 Anyone with questions? 678 00:27:37,749 --> 00:27:38,785 Ooh. Yes. 679 00:27:38,785 --> 00:27:42,064 Tippy. Yes, of course. 680 00:27:42,064 --> 00:27:44,204 Is that why you move around a lot? 681 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,792 To get knowledge from others? 682 00:27:45,792 --> 00:27:47,863 [SCOFFS] And to share mine. 683 00:27:47,863 --> 00:27:50,348 Yes. 684 00:27:50,348 --> 00:27:52,454 Okay. Tippy. 685 00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:56,078 And do other vintners benefit from your advice? 686 00:27:56,078 --> 00:27:59,806 Well, as I said, I would like to think so, huh? 687 00:27:59,806 --> 00:28:02,015 But... But what do you think, Tippy? 688 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,844 Huh? 689 00:28:03,844 --> 00:28:05,846 Yeah. I'd like to thank you for everything 690 00:28:05,846 --> 00:28:07,503 that you've taught me. 691 00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:09,712 Like to trust my own palate, 692 00:28:09,712 --> 00:28:13,268 to be really careful who I take advice from. 693 00:28:13,268 --> 00:28:15,235 But of course, huh? One must be careful. 694 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,650 There are many whose advice is... 695 00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:18,514 is not in one's best interests. 696 00:28:18,514 --> 00:28:20,378 And some of them have flash CVs and convince you 697 00:28:20,378 --> 00:28:22,380 that they really care about you, your work. 698 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:23,933 Sorry. I-I don't understand the question. 699 00:28:23,933 --> 00:28:25,728 It's not really a question, Philippe. 700 00:28:25,728 --> 00:28:28,041 It's more of a warning to other vintners to ignore his advice 701 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:30,595 - at all costs. - [LAUGHS] 702 00:28:30,595 --> 00:28:33,322 PHILIPPE: Okay. Maybe there is some jealousy here, no? 703 00:28:33,322 --> 00:28:35,600 I was very kind with my advice, and here you are talking... 704 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,293 You made me believe that my vintage was second-rate. 705 00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:40,743 You played on my insecurities. You're a bad person, Philippe. 706 00:28:40,743 --> 00:28:42,642 Yes. It's true! 707 00:28:42,642 --> 00:28:47,509 This two-faced de merde did exactly the same thing to me! 708 00:28:47,509 --> 00:28:49,821 Okay. [CHUCKLES] I see passions are high. 709 00:28:49,821 --> 00:28:51,340 I guess vintners are passionate people, aren't they? 710 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:53,031 You know, you all sit here, 711 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:54,826 in this tiny, little place at the bottom of the world, 712 00:28:54,826 --> 00:28:56,103 with no history. 713 00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:58,278 And you question me? 714 00:28:58,278 --> 00:28:59,452 You are like little babies, huh? 715 00:28:59,452 --> 00:29:00,901 Crying to your mummies. 716 00:29:00,901 --> 00:29:03,628 Ta gueule ! Tu m'emmerdes ! I am finished! 717 00:29:03,628 --> 00:29:05,285 [SIGHS] 718 00:29:06,528 --> 00:29:08,323 Wow. 719 00:29:08,323 --> 00:29:10,842 Um, I guess this is now a good a time as any 720 00:29:10,842 --> 00:29:13,362 just to remind people that there's to be no posting 721 00:29:13,362 --> 00:29:15,640 of any videos or photos to social media. 722 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,332 That would be great. 723 00:29:17,332 --> 00:29:19,575 Okay. Now we're gonna move onto our next panelist... 724 00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:23,096 [SIGHS] I ruined everything. 725 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,442 No. You were amazing. 726 00:29:24,442 --> 00:29:25,857 GUS: Your mihi was perfect. 727 00:29:25,857 --> 00:29:27,928 We're so proud of you, Tippy. 728 00:29:27,928 --> 00:29:31,794 And... we're really sorry about Philippe. 729 00:29:31,794 --> 00:29:33,658 He seemed so genuine. 730 00:29:33,658 --> 00:29:36,316 No. It was... shocking. 731 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,662 TIPPY: I know you were onto him, 732 00:29:37,662 --> 00:29:39,975 that you were worried about the re-blend. 733 00:29:39,975 --> 00:29:41,321 "I should have trusted my instincts. 734 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,531 before he got his hands on Tippy." 735 00:29:44,531 --> 00:29:46,775 Well, Tippy, that was, ah, a private conversation. 736 00:29:46,775 --> 00:29:48,397 DAISY: Ah, ah, just... Tippy, you... 737 00:29:48,397 --> 00:29:51,331 you are incapable of making bad wine. 738 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,713 And... we are really sorry 739 00:29:53,713 --> 00:29:56,509 that you had to find out about Philippe that way. 740 00:29:56,509 --> 00:29:58,752 We just didn't want to upset you before the panel. 741 00:29:58,752 --> 00:30:01,134 I guess I just got so caught up with having my... 742 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,480 French family connections here, 743 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,379 I didn't see what he was really like. 744 00:30:04,379 --> 00:30:07,692 We know whatever you do with the re-blend will be amazing. 745 00:30:07,692 --> 00:30:09,901 - Right? - Of course, it will. Absolutely. 746 00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:12,421 Well, I'm gonna have a bubble bath before dinner. 747 00:30:12,421 --> 00:30:13,664 These rooms are amazing. 748 00:30:13,664 --> 00:30:15,079 Tippy... 749 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:16,356 well done. 750 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,495 Really. 751 00:30:23,225 --> 00:30:25,089 What? 752 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,712 Oh, nothing. 753 00:30:27,712 --> 00:30:29,369 You're just a good person, that's all. 754 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,957 Oh. Ha. 755 00:30:30,957 --> 00:30:33,235 I could learn a thing or two from you. 756 00:30:33,235 --> 00:30:34,926 But I'm not that good. 757 00:30:34,926 --> 00:30:37,135 I'm seriously thinking of ambushing her in the lift 758 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,379 and taking her bubble bath. [CHUCKLES] 759 00:30:42,865 --> 00:30:45,212 Cheers, Daisy. 760 00:30:45,212 --> 00:30:48,250 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 761 00:31:20,455 --> 00:31:21,870 Hilary. 762 00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:24,010 Hilary, you can't keep avoiding me. 763 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:25,321 I assure you I can. 764 00:31:25,321 --> 00:31:27,013 Look, I really was only trying to help. 765 00:31:27,013 --> 00:31:29,049 I admit it's a bad habit. I'm sorry. 766 00:31:29,049 --> 00:31:31,776 I've been an independent woman my entire life, 767 00:31:31,776 --> 00:31:33,468 and now because of you, 768 00:31:33,468 --> 00:31:35,470 I have people dropping off casseroles 769 00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:38,334 and offering to help me across the bloody street. 770 00:31:47,585 --> 00:31:50,243 Hello, Don. 771 00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:53,039 Quite a bit of a to-do on the panel today. 772 00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:57,284 Well, at least it's all out in the open now. 773 00:31:57,284 --> 00:31:59,459 Look, I'm all for a competitive advantage, 774 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,496 but I... I hope you know that we genuinely 775 00:32:01,496 --> 00:32:03,463 did not know what he was like. 776 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,465 Oh, Don. Come on. We all make mistakes. 777 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,674 What is it they say about the road 778 00:32:07,674 --> 00:32:10,021 to hell being paved with good intentions? 779 00:32:10,021 --> 00:32:12,023 Something profound I'm sure. 780 00:32:12,023 --> 00:32:15,889 - [LAUGHS] - Anyway... 781 00:32:15,889 --> 00:32:17,028 - Cheers? - Yes. 782 00:32:17,028 --> 00:32:18,754 Cheers, Don. 783 00:32:18,754 --> 00:32:21,757 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 784 00:32:35,368 --> 00:32:38,198 There's something not quite right about a... 785 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:39,855 lovely lady sitting alone. 786 00:32:39,855 --> 00:32:42,375 [SNIFFLES, LAUGHS] 787 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:45,205 Thank you, but I'm... I'm not actually alone. 788 00:32:45,205 --> 00:32:47,552 [LAUGHS] How could you be? 789 00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:49,278 It defies logic. 790 00:32:49,278 --> 00:32:53,213 You're the most gorgeous creature here. 791 00:32:53,213 --> 00:32:55,491 Really? 792 00:32:55,491 --> 00:32:57,838 Oh, yes. 793 00:32:57,838 --> 00:33:00,462 Sublime. 794 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:05,398 Oh! Gidday. Nice costume. 795 00:33:05,398 --> 00:33:06,951 Ah, this is my husband, Vic. 796 00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:09,091 [LAUGHS] Nonsense. 797 00:33:09,091 --> 00:33:12,681 How could this spectacular woman marry you? 798 00:33:12,681 --> 00:33:14,648 Oh, there's... Oh, there's many reasons. 799 00:33:14,648 --> 00:33:16,995 Yeah. We're actually very happy. 800 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,585 Yeah. And... And... And you're actually on my seat. 801 00:33:20,585 --> 00:33:22,863 I didn't see your name on it. 802 00:33:22,863 --> 00:33:25,659 What I did see was this ravishing creature 803 00:33:25,659 --> 00:33:28,904 looking forlorn and unappreciated. 804 00:33:28,904 --> 00:33:30,871 VIC: She is very appreciated. 805 00:33:33,253 --> 00:33:35,290 And she's expecting our babies. 806 00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:37,464 So you can get up off my seat right now! 807 00:33:37,464 --> 00:33:38,672 [SCOFFS] It's not... It's not your seat. 808 00:33:38,672 --> 00:33:39,915 It's not your seat. It's not your... 809 00:33:39,915 --> 00:33:41,261 No. It's not your seat. 810 00:33:41,261 --> 00:33:44,644 [BOTH GRUNTING] 811 00:33:44,644 --> 00:33:46,887 - You know what, buddy? - What? 812 00:33:46,887 --> 00:33:48,889 To the victor the spoils! 813 00:33:48,889 --> 00:33:50,443 - Oh! - [GRUNTS] 814 00:33:50,443 --> 00:33:53,446 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 815 00:33:55,344 --> 00:33:57,139 I don't want to be your spoils! 816 00:33:57,139 --> 00:33:59,728 I want to be Vic's spoils! 817 00:33:59,728 --> 00:34:01,730 - Go away! - Ooh! 818 00:34:01,730 --> 00:34:03,663 - [SIGHS HEAVILY] - VIC: Bad grape! 819 00:34:03,663 --> 00:34:05,354 You just stay there, 820 00:34:05,354 --> 00:34:07,287 and you think about what you've done! 821 00:34:09,289 --> 00:34:12,361 MR. VINO: I'll spoil you. 822 00:34:12,361 --> 00:34:13,845 I know everything. 823 00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:15,571 - [LAUGHS] - I know you haven't... 824 00:34:15,571 --> 00:34:17,849 - What? - I can't believe you said that. 825 00:34:17,849 --> 00:34:19,920 We should leave. 826 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,336 The organizers are coming soon, 827 00:34:21,336 --> 00:34:23,061 and the Robertsons will be joining us. 828 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,754 We have been humiliated enough, Donald. 829 00:34:25,754 --> 00:34:29,585 People have short memories, love. 830 00:34:29,585 --> 00:34:32,139 Anyway, there's plenty of people far worse off than us. 831 00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:34,487 Just look at poor Hilary. 832 00:34:34,487 --> 00:34:36,834 What do you mean, poor Hilary? 833 00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:38,111 What? 834 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,532 Why didn't you tell me? 835 00:34:45,532 --> 00:34:48,190 What have... What have the specialists said? 836 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:49,329 Well, hello to you too. 837 00:34:49,329 --> 00:34:50,606 No. Well, ah... 838 00:34:50,606 --> 00:34:52,574 What surgical options are available? 839 00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:54,369 Because I don't want to hear that you... 840 00:34:54,369 --> 00:34:57,337 you're relying on some crystals or some macro-biotic nonsense. 841 00:34:57,337 --> 00:34:59,097 Well, it's none of your business if I am. 842 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,892 Yes, it is. Because I want to help. 843 00:35:00,892 --> 00:35:04,689 Ha! Bit late to start playing the supportive friend, Marissa. 844 00:35:04,689 --> 00:35:07,140 Look, I... 845 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,590 Hils, we may have had our ups and downs, 846 00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:10,177 but I'd like to think that I've been a friend. 847 00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:11,972 What? 848 00:35:11,972 --> 00:35:13,974 You dropped me like a hot spud! 849 00:35:13,974 --> 00:35:15,838 Because someone like me wouldn't have made the right impression 850 00:35:15,838 --> 00:35:17,909 on Don bloody Silverton and his family. 851 00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,635 That was over 40 years ago! 852 00:35:19,635 --> 00:35:21,188 And the memory is as fresh as ever! 853 00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:24,537 So you lost the right to get involved in my business. 854 00:35:24,537 --> 00:35:26,021 Well, you're a stubborn old fool. 855 00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:28,541 And you are a ridiculous, pretentious showoff! 856 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:31,164 I am not the one who's running around in the nuddy 857 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:32,579 for all and sundry to see. 858 00:35:32,579 --> 00:35:34,409 Well, maybe you should! 859 00:35:34,409 --> 00:35:37,170 It might loosen that gigantic stick you keep up your ass! 860 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:38,516 You're like a long-running joke, Marissa. 861 00:35:38,516 --> 00:35:40,518 I'm going blind, even I can see that. 862 00:35:40,518 --> 00:35:42,658 Right back at you, witchy poo! 863 00:35:42,658 --> 00:35:45,454 Ha ha. In your brown robes, and your... 864 00:35:45,454 --> 00:35:47,042 and your sage brushing, and your midnight incantations. 865 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:49,458 Oh, what? Nothing wrong with sage. 866 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,771 Nothing wrong with sage. [LAUGHS] 867 00:35:51,771 --> 00:35:54,670 - What? What are... you... - [LAUGHS] 868 00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:57,915 - What's this? - Ohh. Ohh. 869 00:35:57,915 --> 00:35:59,399 What? 870 00:35:59,399 --> 00:36:02,126 I... 871 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:04,577 I am worried about you. 872 00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:08,960 I don't... need your pity. 873 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,893 Well, if you can't accept help from people 874 00:36:10,893 --> 00:36:13,793 who actually care about you, then, ah... 875 00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:15,242 there's nothing more to be said. 876 00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:18,004 Oh, please. 877 00:36:18,004 --> 00:36:21,041 All you actually care about is being the Queen of Peak View. 878 00:36:29,118 --> 00:36:31,811 Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. 879 00:36:31,811 --> 00:36:33,433 Now, a little bit of hospitality, 880 00:36:33,433 --> 00:36:35,297 and then a toast, if I may. 881 00:36:35,297 --> 00:36:39,059 [RATTLING] 882 00:36:40,509 --> 00:36:42,304 A little bit of a tremor there. 883 00:36:42,304 --> 00:36:43,685 Um... 884 00:36:43,685 --> 00:36:46,308 So, ah, entrees will be served soon. 885 00:36:46,308 --> 00:36:47,447 - And we'll... - [RATTLING] 886 00:36:47,447 --> 00:36:50,243 No, no, no. No, no! 887 00:36:50,243 --> 00:36:52,038 [ALL GASP] 888 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,734 VIC: Don't worry. 889 00:36:58,734 --> 00:37:00,495 There's a... 890 00:37:00,495 --> 00:37:02,220 [LAUGHS] 891 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,498 Looking for our table. 892 00:37:03,498 --> 00:37:04,913 - Looking for our table. - [LAUGHS] 893 00:37:04,913 --> 00:37:06,501 - Yeah. It's hot, isn't it? - There it is. 894 00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:07,812 - Sorry. - VIC: Ooh. 895 00:37:07,812 --> 00:37:10,470 That's a lot of glasses, isn't it? 896 00:37:10,470 --> 00:37:12,058 - You look nice. - Hello. 897 00:37:12,058 --> 00:37:13,646 Hi. 898 00:37:13,646 --> 00:37:15,268 [SIGHS] Do you think I should go over and help? 899 00:37:15,268 --> 00:37:17,822 No! Have recent events taught you nothing? 900 00:37:17,822 --> 00:37:19,824 Not to mention the cost of all the crystal. 901 00:37:19,824 --> 00:37:20,860 - [CELLPHONE CHIMES] - So sorry. 902 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:22,240 - [LAUGHS] - Ooh. 903 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,483 Griffin is just asking if we want to meet 904 00:37:23,483 --> 00:37:25,036 at a little champagne bar he knows. 905 00:37:25,036 --> 00:37:26,693 - You guys in? - Yes. I'm so in. 906 00:37:26,693 --> 00:37:28,005 I am so in. 907 00:37:28,005 --> 00:37:29,558 [CHUCKLES] 908 00:37:29,558 --> 00:37:33,079 LOUIS:... stupid scarf and then... then that hat! 909 00:37:33,079 --> 00:37:34,839 - And his stupid hat. - Stormed. 910 00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:36,254 I know, he stormed. 911 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,533 - I'm feeling a bit wobbly. - Me too. 912 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:39,775 You should try walking in these heels. 913 00:37:39,775 --> 00:37:40,880 I'd like to see you in those. [LAUGHS] 914 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:41,915 Oh, my God. 915 00:37:41,915 --> 00:37:42,951 - Oh! - What is it? 916 00:37:42,951 --> 00:37:45,781 Oh. It's Mr. Grape! Oh. 917 00:37:45,781 --> 00:37:46,989 - Is he dead? - Is he? 918 00:37:46,989 --> 00:37:48,508 No. Mr. Grape! 919 00:37:48,508 --> 00:37:50,337 Mr. Grape? Are you all right? 920 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:51,546 No. He's making noise. 921 00:37:51,546 --> 00:37:53,513 - [GROANS] - Mr. Grape, wakey wakey. 922 00:37:53,513 --> 00:37:55,308 - Come on. - [GROANS] 923 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:56,654 Oh! Oh! 924 00:37:56,654 --> 00:37:59,519 Come on. We're gonna get you inside now. 925 00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:02,315 One, two, three... ! 926 00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:03,558 Whee! 927 00:38:03,558 --> 00:38:05,352 - [LAUGHING] - Oh, my God. 928 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:06,526 Daisy, do you... do you need a hand? 929 00:38:06,526 --> 00:38:08,321 I've got one! [LAUGHS] 930 00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:10,081 [LAUGHS] 931 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:11,393 - Come on. - Let... Oh! 932 00:38:11,393 --> 00:38:12,981 [LAUGHS] 933 00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:16,536 Oops. [LAUGHS] 934 00:38:16,536 --> 00:38:17,710 Hello, Daisy. [LAUGHS] 935 00:38:17,710 --> 00:38:18,987 Oh, hi. 936 00:38:18,987 --> 00:38:20,126 Talk to the hand. 937 00:38:20,126 --> 00:38:22,887 [LAUGHS] 938 00:38:22,887 --> 00:38:25,303 Hands off. [LAUGHS] 939 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,581 Right. Come on. 940 00:38:26,581 --> 00:38:27,582 Let's get... Let's get organized. 941 00:38:27,582 --> 00:38:29,204 Okay. Come on. Help me. 942 00:38:29,204 --> 00:38:31,586 LOUIS: Okay. Up. Upsey. 943 00:38:31,586 --> 00:38:33,588 - [LAUGHS] - Upsey Daisy. 944 00:38:33,588 --> 00:38:34,623 Oh, that's my... That's me. 945 00:38:34,623 --> 00:38:36,798 That's your name. 946 00:38:36,798 --> 00:38:38,558 Oh. Oh, God. 947 00:38:38,558 --> 00:38:39,801 Oh, it's very hot in here, isn't it? 948 00:38:39,801 --> 00:38:41,181 Yeah. Bloody hot in here. 949 00:38:41,181 --> 00:38:42,838 DAISY: Oh. It is. It is, isn't it? 950 00:38:42,838 --> 00:38:44,219 - It's boiling. - DAISY: I know. Hey, wait. 951 00:38:44,219 --> 00:38:46,255 I can help you. Because, you know what, 952 00:38:46,255 --> 00:38:47,602 when you get one of these suckers, 953 00:38:47,602 --> 00:38:48,982 you need to get some air on your skin. 954 00:38:48,982 --> 00:38:50,466 Wait. 955 00:38:50,466 --> 00:38:52,468 - Are you going to blow on me? - [BLOWS] 956 00:38:52,468 --> 00:38:54,574 Oh, well, that's, ah... That's quite nice. 957 00:38:54,574 --> 00:38:56,369 But your buttons are very wrong. I can't do it. 958 00:38:56,369 --> 00:38:59,165 No. There's, ah, there's nothing wrong with my buttons, 959 00:38:59,165 --> 00:39:00,856 it's that you're... you've got wrong hands. 960 00:39:00,856 --> 00:39:02,444 [LAUGHS] 961 00:39:02,444 --> 00:39:04,204 That's funny. 962 00:39:04,204 --> 00:39:06,344 Oh... oh... 963 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,208 You know what, you've got good hair. 964 00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:09,624 Daisy, my mother gave it to me. 965 00:39:09,624 --> 00:39:11,142 I know. 966 00:39:11,142 --> 00:39:12,834 It's... You know what? You're not so bad. 967 00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:15,353 Oh, no. I, ah... [WHISPERS] I can be bad. 968 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:18,943 Even with the stupid buttons, and the stupid tie, 969 00:39:18,943 --> 00:39:20,980 and the very good hair, 970 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:23,430 and the too much drunking... 971 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,019 I still think you're the best man I've ever known. 972 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,885 I, um... 973 00:39:29,885 --> 00:39:31,438 I like you too. 974 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:32,750 - Do you? - Mm. 975 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,303 It's annoying, isn't it? 976 00:39:37,755 --> 00:39:40,344 - Shh, shh. Stop. Stop. - Shhh. Stop it. 977 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:41,379 No. Don't do it. We can't. 978 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,795 Why no, no, don't do that? 979 00:39:42,795 --> 00:39:44,210 Because there's your boyfriend to consider. 980 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:45,867 Oh! I forgot about him. 981 00:39:45,867 --> 00:39:47,075 - Ah... - He's a good man. 982 00:39:47,075 --> 00:39:49,629 I know... I know he's a good man. 983 00:39:49,629 --> 00:39:51,113 He's a good man. I'm not a good man. 984 00:39:51,113 --> 00:39:53,391 - You are a good man! - No. No. 985 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,669 And Sienna doesn't like me. 986 00:39:54,669 --> 00:39:56,187 She thinks I'm not right for him. 987 00:39:56,187 --> 00:39:59,190 Maybe... Maybe he's not right for you. 988 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:02,193 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 989 00:40:25,665 --> 00:40:27,218 GRIFFIN: Yeah. That's... 990 00:40:27,218 --> 00:40:29,151 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. That's great. 991 00:40:29,151 --> 00:40:30,670 That's great. 992 00:40:30,670 --> 00:40:32,154 Yes, please. Get them to send it over. 993 00:40:32,154 --> 00:40:33,673 That's great. 994 00:40:33,673 --> 00:40:35,710 Yeah, thank you. Thank you. 995 00:40:37,677 --> 00:40:39,437 How... How did we end up in the trailer? 996 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,025 Hey, ah, Gus. 997 00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:42,509 So... 998 00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:45,202 [LAUGHS] That was my agent. 999 00:40:45,202 --> 00:40:47,100 I, um... 1000 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:50,103 I just got offered the lead in this massive series 1001 00:40:50,103 --> 00:40:52,174 filming in LA! It's the lead! 1002 00:40:52,174 --> 00:40:53,555 - Really? - Yeah. 1003 00:40:53,555 --> 00:40:55,246 It starts 10 days after this one finishes. 1004 00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:58,387 So, um... [LAUGHS] 1005 00:40:58,387 --> 00:41:01,459 - That's amazing. - It's perfect! Yeah. 1006 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,840 I mean, ah, at... at least we've still got 1007 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,050 some time before you go. 1008 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:07,500 What? 1009 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,433 I'm not going to LA without you. 1010 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:11,055 Well... 1011 00:41:11,055 --> 00:41:14,369 No, you have to because it... it... it's your dream. 1012 00:41:14,369 --> 00:41:17,475 Ah, Gus, you mean everything to me, okay? 1013 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,720 There's just no way I'm gonna go to LA without you. 1014 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:21,721 Okay? 1015 00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,758 So... 1016 00:41:23,758 --> 00:41:27,175 pack your bags, Hot Tractor Guy! 1017 00:41:27,175 --> 00:41:28,935 - [LAUGHS] - Pack your bags. 1018 00:41:28,935 --> 00:41:30,281 - No. - Yes. 1019 00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:31,558 We're gonna go. We're gonna go to LA. 1020 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:32,732 I'm not going to... 1021 00:41:32,732 --> 00:41:34,492 I have to think about it. 1022 00:41:39,221 --> 00:41:42,224 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 1023 00:41:53,926 --> 00:41:55,375 [SIGHS] 1024 00:41:58,896 --> 00:42:00,967 Oh... 1025 00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:04,557 Oh, God! 1026 00:42:04,557 --> 00:42:05,765 [GASPS] 1027 00:42:05,834 --> 00:42:07,146 [GASPS] 1028 00:42:11,288 --> 00:42:13,808 [CLEARS THROAT] 1029 00:42:13,808 --> 00:42:15,257 Morning. 1030 00:42:15,257 --> 00:42:17,018 - Morning. - [GROANS, COUGHS] 1031 00:42:17,018 --> 00:42:19,814 Oh, God. 1032 00:42:19,814 --> 00:42:21,194 Hope you feel as bad as I do. [LAUGHS] 1033 00:42:21,194 --> 00:42:25,958 Yeah. I do. Absolutely terrible. 1034 00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:30,341 Um, how did we get back here last night? 1035 00:42:30,341 --> 00:42:31,791 Ah... 1036 00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:32,827 On foot. 1037 00:42:32,827 --> 00:42:34,414 Via a... via two bars, 1038 00:42:34,414 --> 00:42:35,864 or maybe it was three. 1039 00:42:35,864 --> 00:42:37,176 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1040 00:42:37,176 --> 00:42:40,144 Yeah, but how did we end up in here? 1041 00:42:40,144 --> 00:42:43,976 I think it might have something to do with that. 1042 00:42:43,976 --> 00:42:46,150 - [SNORES] - Oh. [LAUGHS] 1043 00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:48,325 Oh. Thank God. [LAUGHS] 1044 00:42:48,325 --> 00:42:49,809 Yeah. 1045 00:42:49,809 --> 00:42:51,984 I mean, nothing happened, right? 1046 00:42:51,984 --> 00:42:56,229 No, of course... of course it didn't. 1047 00:42:56,229 --> 00:42:57,472 Um... 1048 00:42:57,472 --> 00:42:58,818 - We should probably, ah... - Yeah. 1049 00:42:58,818 --> 00:43:00,130 - Check out. - Yeah, yeah. 1050 00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:01,441 Oh. 1051 00:43:03,305 --> 00:43:05,514 MR. VINO: [SNORES] 1052 00:43:20,184 --> 00:43:23,222 ♪ You can look me in the eye ♪ 1053 00:43:23,222 --> 00:43:26,121 Thanks for nothing, guys. 1054 00:43:26,121 --> 00:43:31,402 ♪ And we both know what this means ♪ 1055 00:43:31,402 --> 00:43:32,541 [LAUGHS] 1056 00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:37,857 ♪ It's a dawning realization ♪ 1057 00:43:37,857 --> 00:43:39,859 ♪ We're falling apart ♪ 1058 00:43:39,859 --> 00:43:42,034 - NIC: Hi! - Morning! 1059 00:43:42,034 --> 00:43:43,621 - LOUIS: Morning. - VIC: Hey. 1060 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:49,110 ♪ You can look for us in the changing skies ♪ 1061 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,733 ♪ Or in the tea leaves in your cup ♪ 1062 00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:55,737 [CELLPHONE CHIMES] 1063 00:43:55,737 --> 00:43:57,256 [CLEARS THROAT] 1064 00:43:57,256 --> 00:44:00,224 ♪ Life has its lows and life has its highs ♪ 1065 00:44:00,224 --> 00:44:01,639 What? 1066 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,711 ♪ But every downhill has an up ♪ 1067 00:44:04,711 --> 00:44:06,265 [GASPS] 1068 00:44:06,265 --> 00:44:07,369 Oh, God. 1069 00:44:07,369 --> 00:44:10,269 ♪ My head and my heart ♪ 1070 00:44:10,269 --> 00:44:12,927 ♪ Are worlds apart ♪ 1071 00:44:12,927 --> 00:44:18,927 ♪ And I'm trying to keep it together ♪ 1072 00:44:19,105 --> 00:44:21,936 - ♪ Lord knows I've regrets ♪ - Oh, God. 1073 00:44:21,936 --> 00:44:25,042 ♪ Things I'd like to forget ♪ 1074 00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:30,668 ♪ I'm just trying to make it home ♪ 1075 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:36,053 ♪ I'm just trying to make it home ♪ 1076 00:44:36,054 --> 00:44:41,054 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 75537

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