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如同每一个平凡的日子一样
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好了 广告时间
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说说大家的一天吧 我先来
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我去工作 包里揣满甜甜圈
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一台车也没卖掉 然后回家
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还有甜甜圈?
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不好意思 今天路上红灯太多了
(等红灯闲着无聊就给吃光了)
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- 好 下一个
- 我没能参加象棋队
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事实证明 棋手太了不起了
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我终于打喷嚏把这个橡皮喷出来了
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我今天随便忙了忙 随便吧
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我找到一块恐龙骨
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什么?
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又是一个给人带来惊奇的一天
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是的 我当时在采石场的南端
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突然间在我向下看的时候
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发现了一个粗糙的像是脚骨的东西
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- 真了不起!
- 超酷! 不错嘛
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所以我打算告诉社区学院
叫他们派人来挖
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什么? 你想把功劳拱手让人?
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Mike 这可是件大事
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老爸 你应该联系一下"Orson先驱报"
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或许他们会把你的照片贴到报纸上
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他们可不会想把我的照片贴上
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那次有人弄到德州版图状的炸鸡块
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都被他们整篇报道
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我觉得你会上报的
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于是Mike就联系了"Orson先驱报"...
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他们又告诉了地方报社...
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他们又告诉了国家新闻社...
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就这样...
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我们得停工4个月
让古生物学家来挖掘
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Mike因此失业了
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你下班很早呀
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你还买了晚饭 真惊喜
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是呀 确实有个坏的"惊喜"
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你忘了番茄酱了 真郁闷!
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我失业了
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什么?
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等等! 找到了在薯条下面
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他们决定关闭采石场几个月
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这样科学家们就可以
去挖掘剩下的骨头
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不是吧!
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天哪 你失业了 我们家没事吧?
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别担心 几个月而已
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我们会没事的
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- 当然了
- 没什么可担心的
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Mike 我们能在厨房说说话吗?
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天哪 Mike 我们完了
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是呀 我也不想像现在这样
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至少你的代理工作有些起色
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那些只是说给孩子们听的
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你失业了我们就活不起了
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你有什么打算?
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我想可以去旅行 单车环游欧洲
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你想我能做什么打算?
当然是再找份工作了
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我技术娴熟 根本无需担心
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好吧 那我也不担心
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妈妈 签字
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你想竞选学校小记录员?
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怎么了? 我还以为你会很支持
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Brick 每一次你要报名参加什么
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最后都要我来做
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才不是呢
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妈妈 我参加了科学展览
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我们要为Peterson先生
举办一个退休晚会
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我报名为他写首歌
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Peterson先生 你幽默又风趣
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我们会非常想念你 Peterson先生
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喔 喔 喔...
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这一次你什么也不用做了 我保证
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你要做的就是签个字而已
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或者我让Axl替你签也行
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他很擅长的
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嘿 这儿有份工作
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"考古学家助理 硕士学位"
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太不公平了 你完全能胜任的
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你找到的那块破骨头
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相信我 老爸 我一直在找
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根本就没有工作 不管你有多优秀
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说真的 我上周大约投了3份简历
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你不能只投简历
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当下这情形 你得动起来去找工作
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找工作本身就是个工作
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我宁愿辞职算了
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唯一辞职的方式就是找到工作
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就为了这个 你这周末
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和我去Orson人才交流中心
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天哪! 我什么时候
可以有自己的时间?
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人才交流中心? 真不公平
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如果这样的阳光男孩都找不到工作
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那我们还有什么希望?
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就这样Mike开始了
他的找工作历程
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穿着参加葬礼的夹克真的很帅
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光进门就排了这么多人?
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这么多人在找工作
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真逊 我是这里唯一一个没到100岁的
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你的简历呢?
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你还想不想面试了?
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老兄 我正接受
一个电影院的兄弟的面试呢
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想不想看看他的狗呕吐的样子?
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瞧瞧 这不是印第安纳骨头嘛
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你们要是在地上找到什么
别告诉这家伙
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我的面试进展顺利
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"阴囊"怎么拼?
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Brick
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这上说你的传单明天之前要完成
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真的吗?
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传单相当重要 Brick
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我学生会竞选失败时就做了传单
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还有竞选少年协会失败时
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还有竞选初中校友会失败时
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我不认为你这样就能成功
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但我明天之前肯定做不完
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我得用纸 复印机 还有...
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不要呀 我怎么办呀?
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别 别看着我
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要是你忘了做传单
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你可能就是没有传单的竞选者
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你记得我们的约定 小朋友!
你得靠自己
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我肯定不会帮你
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以公谋私
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爸爸喜欢坏女孩
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对 妈妈还想保住工作呢
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- 能帮我守着门吗?
- 当然 别担心 乐意帮忙
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有时候我不穿裤子
坐在Ehlert的桌子上
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是每一天 我赢了
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没有尖角蛋糕 没有游乐设施
这里太糟糕了!
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赶紧找个工作然后闪人
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Axl 这是你找工作的必经阶段
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边看边学
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欢迎来CFB咨询
我是Charles F.Barnes 又名CFB
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嘿 Mike Heck
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好 Mike 能看下简历吗?
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首先 你的字体有严重问题
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- 什么?
- 有点乏味
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我可以彻底改变你的简历
只收100美元
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如果想要更加全面的就业咨询
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周末收费500美元起
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这个价格在同行中很实在了
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等等
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这是欺诈
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这儿根本就没有招聘
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你就诱惑那些失业的人
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这样就可以卖给他们
那些付不起的垃圾
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谋生而已
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告诉过你了 爸爸
你这样找不到工作
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报纸上没写别的工作
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报纸? 那上太扯了
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你知道我上一个工作怎么找的吗?
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我朋友在Facebook上
找到另一个兄弟
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他对我说
"嘿 你想要这个白痴工作吗?"
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我就说"好呀 管他呢"
他又说"好极了" 我说"很好"
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我再也不用为美国的未来担忧了
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就是这样的 你去上网吧
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从那时起
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Mike开始觉得自己像恐龙
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- Axl!
- 怎么了?
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这个公司是在线求职 你得帮我
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要找超人咨询吗?
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我可从来没这么叫过你
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我怎么把这个弄到网上?
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按PDF格式保存然后上传
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好了
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这就行了? 谢谢
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- Axl!
- 怎么了?
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他们要邮箱地址
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我就有一个单位的
现在也没了 留个你的?
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尽情摇滚@grungemail.com
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你的传单 我不管了
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等等 你真的在自己做海报?
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而且...已经做好了
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走开 转身然后走开
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- Axl
- 又怎么了?
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- 接到面试通知了
- 很好
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- 你要去面试了?
- 是的
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亲爱的 帮我准备领带
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好 但我们怎么开地下室的灯?
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亲爱的 我要是有工作了
换个好灯泡 有钱可以买的
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嗨 我是Mike Heck
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对 那个尽情摇滚
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请坐
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说一说吧 Mike
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是什么使你来Hoosier Grain面试?
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你打电话给我 叫我进来 我就来了
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好 那谈一谈你自己好吗?
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你会用哪三个词来形容自己呢?
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呃...
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高大...
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Mike...
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男人?
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好 你认为自己最优秀的品质呢?
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高大?
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你最糟糕的品质呢?
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为什么要和你说这个呢?
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太傻了吧? 我可是来找工作的
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如果让你自己选择肤色
你会选择什么颜色?
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我会选择现在的肤色
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你还有权力问这些?
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看到了吧 Mike不太懂得
求职面试的潜规则
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他脑子里没这根弦
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听着 我曾任过经理
我是个勤奋的员工
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平生工作未迟到过
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你还想知道些什么?
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你认为什么样的超能力
在工作中是最有价值的...
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飞行 隐形 还是可以无限伸长?
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Brick忘了拿传单 真让我惊讶
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我觉得是我的错
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因为我只是把它们
放在他的书包上 而没有放进去
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我什么时候才能长记性呢?
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讽刺的是 那个弄花海报的人
要比Brick更用心
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嘿 死丫头
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这是你的杰作?
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不是 但这个太逗了
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你觉得有趣是吗? 我不这么觉得
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知道为什么吗?
因为Brick不是书呆子
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一点意义也没有 毫无趣味
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除了讽刺 你是为这个发笑吗?
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因为我儿子没有半点书呆子气息吗?
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你是老师吗?
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你倒希望我是呢
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你们学校规定不许聘请我...Megan
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我想你会给Brick投票当小记录员的吧
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欧也 老娘我火力全开了
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行了 别画的那么干净整齐
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得弄得像是个8岁的娃画的似的
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Frankie 我上过高级炭笔素描课
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我没法让手艺消失啊!
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妈妈 我在地下室又找到几支水笔
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但是我找不到干净的白板纸了...
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所以我把以前我的给带来了
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我们可以用反面画
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看 我当初费了多大功夫啊
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结果因为Vicky Hanson发育早
她就赢了 真可恶
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Frankie 你觉得闪亮亮的边怎么样
还是有点过了呢?
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我觉得有点过了
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再给我张新海报
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妈妈 如果要问我从17年的
竞选失败经历中学到了什么
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那就是海报不能帮你化腐朽为神奇
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演讲才是至关重要的
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你还准备要演讲呢?
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是呀 周四下午2点半
3到5分钟的演讲
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你写稿子了没?
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我还没想好要说什么
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但是我都想好要穿啥衣服了
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嗨 面试怎么样?
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挺好 非常好
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能来下厨房吗?
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糟透了
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她一直问我一些蠢问题
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压根就跟工作没关系的
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我会如何形容自己? 压根就不形容
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真蠢 蠢到家了 我就这么跟她说的
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Mike 你得学会应对这一套
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你得学会溜须拍马那套
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听着 明天你还有个面试
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无论他们想让你做什么工作
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你都得装作特有激情
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我只对你 Colts队和孩子们有激情
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工作...就是工作呗
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这话你可不能讲 Mike
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还有 谢谢你把我放在Colts队前面
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我跟你说 那些用人单位可要命了
Frankie
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我真不知道其他人是怎么找到工作的
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嘿 我找到份工作!
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电影院的那个人发短信给我
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我负责放电影
他说我可以带女孩子上去哦
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之后Mike在下次面试中做好了
胡说八道的准备
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Mike 化粪池的工作
究竟哪点吸引你呢?
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老天 我该从何说起呢?
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我想 对社会来讲
自己做了什么尤为重要
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别的地方还有很多
其他重要的工作呢 Mike
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为什么要做这一份?
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我喜欢靠自己的双手工作 懂吗?
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喜欢伸手进去...
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很多工作都是靠双手的
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为什么要来我们这里?
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我...想到了把池子清干净
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让一家人有个全新的开始
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是件很让人欣慰的事
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你得先了解一个人的垃圾
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才能了解这个人本身嘛
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但为什么要选择化粪池呢?
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因为呢...
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因为穿着橡胶服 戴着护目镜
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在人类粪便中穿行听上去像是大冒险!
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就像是在地球上的宇航员
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我要说的是 我对化粪工作超有兴趣的!
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好了 你的演讲中应该要提到
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为什么希望当学校的小记录员
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那么...你为什么要当
学校的小记录员呢?
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你随便写呗
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Brick 我不会永远陪着你
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如果你想要争取什么东西
就要付出努力
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因为你想要的东西不会自己蹦到你跟前
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这是剩下的海报
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我还做了这个Brick小旗子
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也许你想在大会上挥舞一下
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小心点 水彩还没干呢
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Brick 怎么还看书?
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Bob给你拿来了海报
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我坐在这帮你写演讲稿...
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我又没叫你帮我
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这些事总得有人去做啊
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天啊! 你要逼死我了!
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嘿 行了行了!
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跟我来一下行吗?
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听着 Frankie 如果他完不成
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那就让他完不成好了
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你没义务帮他
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Bob 你不了解情况
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他们已经觉得他是个书呆子了
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好吧 我告诉你个小秘密
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我以前是个书呆子
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完全没想到 是吧?
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可不
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我家人对我最好的恩赐就是...
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让我不断尝试失败
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他们甚至没给我的自行车装辅助轮
我摔断了手腕三次
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但最终我学会了
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现在每次我觉得什么事情做不到
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我只要听听自己手腕的声音
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显然Bob的父母压根不称职
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但他说的也不无道理
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Brick 宝贝...
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我真抱歉
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这是你的演讲
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无论你写不写稿...都由你自己说了算
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好的 那我就不写了 谢谢妈妈
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嗨 亲爱的 面试怎么样?
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挺顺利的
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真的? 不需要再去厨房说悄悄话了?
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不用
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Bob 你在这做什么
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我们哄孩子上床睡觉...
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然后看了会电视
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帮你拿瓶啤酒不?
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00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:28,920
不用了 Bob 我自己来
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- 你穿着我的睡裤吗?
- 是啊 我的裤子沾上颜料了
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正洗呢 我就拿了条你的穿
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我知道你不介意啦
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滚吧 Bob
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你确定吗? 因为...今晚Maroon 5
要上Kimmel的脱口秀哦
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我连那是什么人都不知道
Bob 开车小心点
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如何? 真的那么顺利吗?
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真是睁着眼说瞎话啊
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这样就对了
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竞选的日子到来了
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我准备好让Brick
沉下去或游上来
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但如果他真的沉下去了
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我也准备好拉火警警报了...
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我将会成为一名出色的小记录员
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Orson化粪场的电话
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我认为在学生会任职
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是我回馈这个学校最好的方式
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因为这个学校赋予了我很多东西
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我会十分荣幸的把我们的故事
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讲给将来的一代听
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从去年末起
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我一直不眠不休
日以继夜的研究着...
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你都说成那样了...
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他有说原因吗?
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原因啊...说了
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他说他压根不相信会有人
对化粪池怀有这么大兴趣
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他感觉到我的热情中充满虚伪
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谢谢
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谢谢你 Ken
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最后一位参选学校小记录员的
是Brick Heck
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Brick?
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Brick?
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他的演讲准备的咋样?
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不知道 我没写
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什么?
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嗨 我是Brick Heck
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或者 你们大部分人都叫我"书呆子"
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我在Orson小学这里很多时间
都是被锁在柜子里的
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这也给了我很多时间...去思考
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你也许会觉得我很怪
也许我真的很怪
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当然 也许我害你课间休息迟到
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因为我们必须要一起行动
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而我还在厕所里提裤子
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当然 有时候我会用苏格兰口音讲话
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"试过再放弃哦!"
(模仿苏格兰口音)
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难道我不正是你们所需要的
学校小记录员吗
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一个没有任何社会联系的人?
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一个会在你玩的高兴的时候拍下照片
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但自己却不想参与其中的人?
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但你们应该给我投票的最主要原因
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是我打篮球烂到家了
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如果我落选 我只能去参加球队
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你们良心上过得去吗?
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我想过不去吧
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我太过担心 一味的想着营救Brick
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到头来他却救了我们
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他把本该是很糟糕的一天
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变成了最棒的一日
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就像我说的 有些日子
真的会让你大吃一惊
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我赢了!
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你说真的?
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厉害啊 Brick! 真替你感到高兴
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00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,680
妈妈 借一步说话
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00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,570
真不能相信他居然赢了
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我参加了那么多东西
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结果半个都没落着
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这不公平
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我...我知道看起来好像是这样
409
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但是你站在他海报的后面
410
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从后面推他向前
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从这角度来讲 这也算是你的胜利
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我真替他担心
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如果他第一次参选就成功了
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那他怎么能长大成人呢?
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00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:10,410
说真的 我替他感到难过
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我们也是 亲爱的
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你弟弟如何?
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第一次就成功了
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老天 我真替那个孩子感到骄傲
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自从Axl参加了地区赛以后
我还没像今天这样高兴过
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我也是人来的
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嘿 我做了晚餐 随便吧
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什么情况?
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你被停课了? 还是把车撞了?
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没有 我领了薪水 就想请客而已
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真是的 不客气
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谢谢 伙计
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再请我们吃12000顿饭我们就扯平了
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之后Mike重拾自信
继续进行面试
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亲爱的 有没有看到...
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嘘! 我正面试呢
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另外 我们并不担心
他还没找到工作的事...
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啊呀
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我想起来应该在明天以前
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给学生会的每位同学拍张照片
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因为忽然之间 我又多了一件工作
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嗨 能不能让我给...
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Tommy拍个照?
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