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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1060 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:08,928 and you guys are thumbing your nose at a grand a piece, 1061 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,264 to haunt some shitty trailer park for the weekend? 1062 01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,141 The crowd could pick up tomorrow. 1063 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,143 Today is Friday the 13th. 1064 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,562 We are the biggest stars in the biggest horror films 1065 01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:19,355 in the history of horror films, 1066 01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:20,982 and we can't give our pictures away! 1067 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,109 It's a shit day, R.A.! 1068 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,946 If Friday the 13th is shit then Saturday the 14th will be 1069 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,156 even shittier! 1070 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,909 Wake up and smell the AARP card! 1071 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:39,167 Hello? 1072 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:41,586 Hello? 1073 01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:44,089 Don-don't shoot. 1074 01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:45,632 I'm unarmed. 1075 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,133 I'm just fuckin' with ya. 1076 01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:51,554 Hope we didn't disturb you too bad with our shenanigans. 1077 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,473 Slept through it. 1078 01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:56,226 Yeah, well... 1079 01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,311 If a... 1080 01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:00,396 I don't want to bring the police in if I don't have to 1081 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,482 but if any of you know anything about the RV that went up 1082 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:05,652 like a Roman Candle in Area 51 last night. 1083 01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:08,488 Oh is that what that was? 1084 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,365 We thought Al Qaeda blew something up. 1085 01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:17,539 Al Qaeda? No. Wasn't them. 1086 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,041 I wish. But, no. 1087 01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:22,585 It was propane. Candles. 1088 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:24,295 They don't usually mix. 1089 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:26,047 - Huh... - You know what I’m saying? 1090 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,341 Uhh... 1091 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,302 And I guess them two fellas 1092 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,722 ain't gonna be answering any questions either. 1093 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:37,892 We like horror movies. 1094 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,228 Don't worry Mr. Hodder. 1095 01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:42,897 I'm not gonna look under your tarp here. 1096 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:48,695 I'm just trying to cause... 1097 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,321 as little trouble for Agness as I can. 1098 01:05:50,405 --> 01:05:51,781 She's had a rough time of it. 1099 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:56,369 Just need to put in my report that I asked. 1100 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:03,459 Personally... I could give a shit! 1101 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,214 Who the fuck was that? 1102 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:12,093 That dude is creepy. I still say we get out of here. 1103 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:13,595 Hey... 1104 01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:17,182 Kane's Agness will pay us the 5 Grand. 1105 01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:19,142 She doesn't know it's just the four of us. 1106 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,810 Malcom is not here, so fuck him. 1107 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:22,437 You can not be serious. 1108 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:23,938 Twelve fifty each. 1109 01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:26,608 You promise we get out of here first thing in the morning? 1110 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,318 Yeah. 1111 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:31,321 If we survive the night. Muahahahahaha! 1112 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,281 That is not fucking funny! 1113 01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,241 God these fucking bugs! 1114 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,326 Hey! 1115 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:38,536 Good morning. 1116 01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,163 - Morning. - Don. 1117 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,290 Give that to Trixie. 1118 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,667 How the hell did ya'll sleep through that last night? 1119 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,628 Well, busy night of haunting and scaring. 1120 01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:49,380 Mhmm, where's my sweet little Malcolm? 1121 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:50,632 Malcolm. 1122 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:52,467 He's on a power walk. 1123 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,260 He's trying to lose a few pounds. 1124 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,221 He'll be back shortly. 1125 01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:58,514 Still the same deal. Five of us. 1126 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,767 Five scary icons. 1127 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:04,479 - Haha. Argghhhhh! - Haha, good. 1128 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:07,148 Don... You still up for fishing? 1129 01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:09,067 - You bet. - Put those on. 1130 01:07:09,317 --> 01:07:10,401 Follow me. 1131 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:14,989 What? 1132 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:17,116 We can't scare anybody til it gets dark, right? 1133 01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:19,452 Coming Dee Dee! 1134 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,579 What a slut. 1135 01:07:22,997 --> 01:07:24,249 Yeah. He always was. 1136 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,085 Motherfucker... 1137 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,422 Shit. Damn. 1138 01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:35,385 Oh, man. 1139 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:36,594 Fish much? 1140 01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:39,389 Well, I used to fish with my dad... 1141 01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,558 That's a lie. I've never fished. 1142 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,061 Shows. 1143 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,773 Hey, where you going? 1144 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,984 I’m gonna go call Chunks and tell her we're coming in early 1145 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,235 see if she can meet me. 1146 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,528 - Chunks? - Yeah... 1147 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,698 I like it. Hope we get to meet her. 1148 01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,033 I got one! 1149 01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:00,952 Cool. Cool! 1150 01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:02,745 Don't lose it. Come on, go. 1151 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,497 Oh you know what? It's stuck. 1152 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,874 Alright wait, wait, wait... I'll go out and get it. 1153 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,711 I know it's been a shit weekend but this place isn't haunted. 1154 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,421 We're the most dangerous things out here. 1155 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:13,923 No witches, psychopaths, serial killers. 1156 01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:15,967 Just shit timing, that's all. 1157 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,760 I hope you're right, K. 1158 01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:23,224 I wouldn't light a match in there if I were you. 1159 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:25,184 Seriously? 1160 01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:28,187 You know, I think you're right. 1161 01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:29,731 I think I found it. 1162 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,024 - Yeah? - Yeah... 1163 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,486 Yeah, it's under a log, I think. 1164 01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:37,989 It’s a... Oh! Agh! 1165 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,241 Oh man! 1166 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:41,576 What? 1167 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:42,660 It’s slimy. 1168 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:43,745 What letter am I? 1169 01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:45,747 Uh... R. 1170 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:47,874 You suck. 1171 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,001 How big are these fucking cat fish? 1172 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,586 Cuz this thing is huge. 1173 01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:53,463 My daddy pulled a hundred and 1174 01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:54,756 twenty pounder out of there once. 1175 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:57,050 Do they go dormant? 1176 01:08:58,092 --> 01:09:00,303 Like a fainting goat or something? 1177 01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:02,638 Cuz this thing ain't moving. 1178 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,601 It’s... Oh fuck! Goddamn! Oh... 1179 01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:08,519 Hey, uh, check it out. What the hell was that? 1180 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:11,522 Hey. This is cool. 1181 01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:15,902 Hey Kane... I am the devil. 1182 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:18,404 I'm here to do the devil's shit. 1183 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:20,490 - Goddamn! - Come on moron. Let's go. 1184 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,158 It's coming from here. 1185 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:28,039 Motherfucker... Jesus! God... 1186 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,666 What the hell was that all about? 1187 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,086 Recognize the shirt? 1188 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,004 Ahh... Uh... 1189 01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:41,094 You stop right there. Don't you say shit! 1190 01:09:41,219 --> 01:09:42,929 About this being a another accident. 1191 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,556 You wake up and smell the corpse, okay? 1192 01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:48,601 There is no way that this many accidents happen in the 1193 01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:49,727 same day! 1194 01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:51,229 They do around here. 1195 01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:52,772 It is freaky, K. 1196 01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:56,442 No it's not freaky. This is a fucking hot mess and it's 1197 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:57,652 scaring me to death. 1198 01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:01,155 Which would, theoretically, be an accident. 1199 01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:10,331 Ohhh, uh... fuck... SOGGY: Awhhh, man. 1200 01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:11,874 Still think I'm over reacting? 1201 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:15,503 I'm just saying... 1202 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,133 Awww! 1203 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,843 What the fuck did that? 1204 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:23,928 What are you, like their den mother or something? 1205 01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:27,473 It's red ants... They love peanut butter, they live 1206 01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:30,643 for that stuff. And what the hell happened to R.A.? 1207 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:32,061 Accident. 1208 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:34,605 You know what, screw this. I'm running the lake. 1209 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,775 Ya'll know this place is cursed, right? 1210 01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:41,070 People die here. Hard. 1211 01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:46,701 I gotta go. My momma doesn't like me out here too late. 1212 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:49,704 Worries... Ya'all have a good night... 1213 01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:57,670 Roxanne. Roxanne. 1214 01:10:59,338 --> 01:11:00,840 Roxanne. 1215 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:24,197 I saw you dance, ballet, 1216 01:11:25,156 --> 01:11:28,367 Swan Lake, New Orleans, 1217 01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:30,912 I was six. 1218 01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:34,749 You were truly elegant, 1219 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,252 royal, weightless, 1220 01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:42,757 only the best dancers get that part right. 1221 01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:46,344 You were inspiring... 1222 01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:16,832 You're too old to dance. 1223 01:12:22,547 --> 01:12:24,048 But you really were... 1224 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,510 the best I ever saw. 1225 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,431 It'll just be a minute... 1226 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,697 Thank you. 1227 01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:55,955 I, for one, could use a grand. 1228 01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:57,874 Yeah no shit. So could I. What's up? 1229 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:00,793 Kane has a gal who’s gon’ pay us a thousand dollars each 1230 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:02,628 to haunt her haunted trailer park this weekend. 1231 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:06,132 I had a total of four people at my show. Two I lost 1232 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:09,135 at Undead, you, some guy in a hoodie jerking off under 1233 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,469 his motorcycle jacket. 1234 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:14,223 You were legendary my dear. Legendary... 1235 01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:16,767 You know how many trailer parks there are in this country? 1236 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,477 No. 1237 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,730 Fourteen thousand three hundred and seventy eight. 1238 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:24,108 Approximately. It's a new revenue stream, it's a new 1239 01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:27,236 business. I've even got the domain name - 1240 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:32,325 HauntYourTrailerPark.com 1241 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,702 Wow. That's genius. How did you ever come up with that? 1242 01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:37,330 Right? HauntYourTrailerPark.com 1243 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:41,250 Will be huge. It's new, it's fresh, people will dig it. 1244 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:43,753 CGI man, cannot haunt a trailer park. 1245 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:46,672 Wait a minute. Did you say dig it? Man your old... 1246 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:49,133 Come on. It's a thousand bucks each for 2 days, 1247 01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:52,178 guaranteed. We'll be lucky to make a $100 bucks in this 1248 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,430 shithole. What've we got to lose? 1249 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:59,518 Kane Hodder, R.A. Mihailoff, William Logus Soggy.. 1250 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:01,896 - I'm in. - Ditto. 1251 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:03,814 Count me in. 1252 01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:06,359 Contracts can go pound sand. I'm in. 1253 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:09,779 I swear, if one more gentile asks me why I didn't 1254 01:14:09,862 --> 01:14:12,907 jump on the hood of that fucking car, I will, I will chase them 1255 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:14,825 down and cut them half, myself! 1256 01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:19,664 Remember kiddos, to ask... Where we going? 1257 01:14:19,747 --> 01:14:21,082 All prices are... 1258 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:24,001 Where no horror icon has gone before... 1259 01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,545 Where Michael Berryman, and John Schneider. 1260 01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:30,132 Whoa... 1261 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,470 How come you never take those Raybans off? 1262 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:40,267 You writing a fucking book? Jesus. Whose the clown? 1263 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:45,147 Colonel Wilson. My idea. Like him? 1264 01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:49,944 No... 1265 01:14:52,697 --> 01:14:55,074 Ha, Ha! 1266 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,868 Dammit, momma. Scared the shit out of me... 1267 01:14:58,536 --> 01:14:59,745 Did you bring the remedy? 1268 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:01,664 AGNESS Yeah. 1269 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:04,875 Doesn't take three hours to run the lake... 1270 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,254 I'm just saying... 1271 01:15:08,713 --> 01:15:11,841 She's just making a point. It really is like she's their 1272 01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:13,175 den mother. 1273 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:14,885 I don't want to sound mercenary or anything 1274 01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:17,054 but if she has flown the coop that's five 1275 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:18,347 grand and three people. 1276 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:21,308 Dee Dee? 1277 01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:28,441 It's eight O'clock. Where are you? 1278 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,077 Hey there big boy. 1279 01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:47,334 Woah. 1280 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,850 Sorry I was running late... Wanted to get all 1281 01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:04,185 squeaky clean for you. 1282 01:16:06,270 --> 01:16:07,480 Go get on that bed. 1283 01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:09,315 Yes ma'am. 1284 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:14,487 Mean, she'll wander back. 1285 01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,073 Do what you want I'm staying here. 1286 01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:19,450 She's not a dog, Soggy. 1287 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,702 Why don't you make yourself 1288 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:23,120 useful and go haunt somebody? 1289 01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:25,664 You know there’s no one here to haunt... moron. 1290 01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:28,667 The trailers are all filled with mannequins. 1291 01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:31,587 You know your Agness is a loony tune. 1292 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:32,671 Not my Agnes. 1293 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,006 Wait... Did you hear that? 1294 01:16:34,131 --> 01:16:35,674 - Oh, yeah baby... - Woo... 1295 01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:38,719 - Come on big man... - Yeah... baby! 1296 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,932 That guy could get laid in a convent. 1297 01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:46,101 Holy shit, woop. Come on Fritter. 1298 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:49,396 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hooo... Thought you were staying. 1299 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:52,233 Ha, hoo, ha. Nah, this haunting is gonna be fun. 1300 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,651 You lied to me. 1301 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:54,985 How so? 1302 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,364 You said if I ever saw that third "T" you'd have 1303 01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:02,284 to kill me. I been staring at it for thirty minutes... 1304 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:07,081 Boo. Heh, heh, heh, heh... 1305 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:10,084 Fuckin' Don. 1306 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,214 Try like ten minutes. Don't flatter yourself... 1307 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:25,015 And I never lie. My momma taught me better. 1308 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:26,308 Come on, Teddy. 1309 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:29,728 Okay, Mason... Heh, heh, heh... Let's get 'em now! 1310 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:42,825 Oh, my, God. Whoa... 1311 01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:47,121 ♪ Very early last night ♪ 1312 01:17:48,455 --> 01:17:51,125 ♪ In the healthy golden moonlight ♪ 1313 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,918 ♪ Where the furnace burns ♪ 1314 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:56,755 ♪ and the smoking smells like sin ♪ 1315 01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,717 ♪ I crawled and found ♪ 1316 01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,636 ♪ your stony patch of ground ♪ 1317 01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:08,893 ♪ Where the pale black lilies bloomed around ♪ 1318 01:18:13,981 --> 01:18:17,067 ♪ As the song birds fled and blood sweat glistened ♪ 1319 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:21,322 ♪ And the spaces in the night soil sent up a welcome chill ♪ 1320 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:25,075 ♪ Now my hands were shaking ♪ 1321 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,535 ♪ and my breath was scant ♪ 1322 01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:29,830 ♪ It was ghoul and gore and sublimely necromantic ♪ 1323 01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:34,501 ♪ To hear your call from underneath your stone ♪ 1324 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:37,630 ♪ It’s dark desire... ♪ 1325 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:41,926 Holy shit, man. What the fuck? Did you see that? 1326 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,302 Holy shit man. 1327 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:47,014 ♪ The heart that stays alive than the love that’s ♪ 1328 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:48,349 ♪ left undead ♪ 1329 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:51,894 Who you calling a liar? Asshole. 1330 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:53,646 ♪ With a wand... ♪ 1331 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,105 She killed him, man. She smothered him with 1332 01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:56,315 those big tits. 1333 01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:57,775 Fucking thing won't come off. Did you put 1334 01:18:57,858 --> 01:18:58,859 glue in my mask? 1335 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:00,861 No. No man, Did you glue my fuckin' gloves? 1336 01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:01,987 Fuck no. 1337 01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:18,671 Help a brother out here will ya? 1338 01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:22,174 Yeah... whole thing. Down the hatch. 1339 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:31,141 Thanks. 1340 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,730 Soggy. Knock it off. It's not funny. 1341 01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:39,233 Habenero... Ahhhh. 1342 01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:40,776 Come on, Soggy. 1343 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:50,494 What the Fuck? 1344 01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:08,387 What the... 1345 01:20:17,938 --> 01:20:22,735 Trixie. Trixie! Come on. Trixie let's go. 1346 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:25,696 Oh, shit! 1347 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:31,368 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. It's me. Kane. 1348 01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:33,412 Prove it. Take off your mask. 1349 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:36,040 Fucking thing won't come off. It's glued or something. 1350 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:37,291 That's bullshit. 1351 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:38,917 What did you do to Don? 1352 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:45,382 He's fine. He's kinky. I'm kinky. Worked out fine. 1353 01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:47,801 Looked like you killed him. 1354 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,180 Wouldn't that be a great way to go. 1355 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,057 Here let me help you. 1356 01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:56,435 Hey-hey, easy. Fucking hurts. 1357 01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:59,813 That's super glue. You can't pull on it, it's gonna 1358 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,065 pull your skin right off. 1359 01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:05,360 Alright, sit down. You got any gasoline? 1360 01:21:05,444 --> 01:21:07,738 I use it as solvent to wash my hands. 1361 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,114 Cut right through anything. 1362 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:10,240 Thelma's back bumper. 1363 01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:11,533 Okay. 1364 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:19,333 I need you to close your eyes. This may sting 1365 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:20,584 a little bit, okay? 1366 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:23,796 Don't peek. 1367 01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:32,304 It was you. You crazy bitch. You killed 'em all. 1368 01:21:34,807 --> 01:21:38,060 Don's dead. Just like the rest of 'em. 1369 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,479 Isn't that what all you horror guys want? 1370 01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:42,689 Everyone to just die? 1371 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:46,026 We're actors you stupid bitch. It's fuckin' movies. 1372 01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:50,781 Go ahead. Pull the trigger. You're covered in 1373 01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:54,827 gasoline you idiot. You'll lite yourself on fire. 1374 01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:57,371 Again. 1375 01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:01,792 Wouldn't that be fun... Kane. 1376 01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:03,961 That's not how it happened. 1377 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:07,548 You'll never do it. The hero never shoots the girl. 1378 01:22:08,382 --> 01:22:10,134 I've never been the hero. 1379 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:28,861 You stupid hell-whore. 1380 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:34,283 What did I tell you? What have I always told you? 1381 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:40,706 Leave one. You gotta leave one, baby... 1382 01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:46,295 You fucked it up last year, you fucked it up, 1383 01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:50,924 when you killed your dad and that shit fiancé of yours... 1384 01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:57,723 You... ruined our chances of being a Haunted Park 1385 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:01,602 on Facebook... 1386 01:23:04,021 --> 01:23:05,397 And now I gotta let him go... 1387 01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:10,277 I gotta let 'em go... 1388 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,251 C'mon... We gotta get you the hell out of here... 1389 01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:32,674 When you tell people about this place, I want 1390 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:36,345 you to remember... That Agness showed you a kindness. 1391 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:39,056 I will eat you. 1392 01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:45,270 The gasoline likely loosened the glue a little bit... 1393 01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:47,564 But the water weakened the skin. 1394 01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:52,069 So... Be careful that you don't scratch cause your 1395 01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,654 skin'll come right off. 1396 01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:55,822 Thank you. 1397 01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:58,242 Oh, no... 1398 01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:02,412 Don't thank me. 1399 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:14,841 Now... you... You get the hell out of here! 1400 01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:40,492 You never let me have any fun. 1401 01:24:46,873 --> 01:24:48,834 ♪ Even a man who’s pure at heart ♪ 1402 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:50,294 ♪ and says his prayers by night ♪ 1403 01:24:50,961 --> 01:24:52,170 ♪ May become a wolf-man ♪ 1404 01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:53,922 ♪ when the autumn moon is bright ♪ 1405 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,425 ♪ Larry T was pure at heart ♪ 1406 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:58,176 ♪ Fought wolf-man for a dame ♪ 1407 01:24:58,385 --> 01:24:59,594 ♪ Grew himself some hair ♪ 1408 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:01,638 ♪ and fangs but died a virgin all the same ♪ 1409 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:03,849 ♪ He was a beast for love ♪ 1410 01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:07,185 ♪ He was a beast for love ♪ 1411 01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,981 ♪ He was a beast for love ♪ 1412 01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:14,318 ♪ All the monsters start that way ♪ 1413 01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,905 ♪ Oh mummy man Imhotep ♪ 1414 01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:20,657 ♪ Stood about six-foot-five ♪ 1415 01:25:20,991 --> 01:25:22,617 ♪ Loved a gal he shouldn’t have ♪ 1416 01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:24,494 ♪ Got mummified alive ♪ 1417 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,580 ♪ Thousands of years later ♪ 1418 01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:28,081 ♪ his lust still burnin’ hot ♪ 1419 01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:30,208 ♪ Staggered ‘round to find his bride ♪ 1420 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:31,668 ♪ but lost was all he got ♪ 1421 01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:33,795 ♪ He was a beast for love ♪ 1422 01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:37,257 ♪ He was a beast for love ♪ 1423 01:25:39,259 --> 01:25:41,595 ♪ He was a beast for love ♪ 1424 01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,264 ♪ All the monsters start that way ♪ 1425 01:26:01,990 --> 01:26:03,950 Told you nobody ever wants to see you again. 1426 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,633 A girl's gotta play hard to get. 1427 01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:29,559 The late, great Kane Hodder I presume? 1428 01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:37,901 I know it's you movie star. Caller ID. 1429 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,111 Can't scare me. 1430 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:52,666 What are you saying. 1431 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,047 What does that even mean? 1432 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,643 Wait for me... gas station? 1433 01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:15,522 Oh... wait for you gas station. 1434 01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:18,442 I'm there now. 1435 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,694 ♪ He was a beast for love ♪ 1436 01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:24,614 ♪ All the monsters start that way ♪ 1437 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:36,418 Really? 1438 01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:39,963 You let him go, momma. 1439 01:27:42,007 --> 01:27:44,426 You always say you can only let one go. 1440 01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:49,556 You get me the hell off this beach, girl. 1441 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:51,641 I hate this beach. 1442 01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:54,686 You had a long night, Momma. 1443 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:57,814 I just want to make it up to you. 1444 01:27:59,733 --> 01:28:01,485 Remember when daddy used to massage me? 1445 01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:04,279 You remember that? 1446 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:08,408 Couple times a week he would massage me. 1447 01:28:10,243 --> 01:28:14,831 I know you remember. I saw you see him do that... 1448 01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:22,005 I remember. I remember it all, momma. 1449 01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:26,092 I remember everything. 1450 01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:48,323 You leave my makeup on, girl. I'm a site. 1451 01:28:53,828 --> 01:28:58,166 Don't you worry, momma. Just like you always say... 1452 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,711 A girl always has a choice. 1453 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,966 Just some choices are tougher than others. 1454 01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:14,391 Dee Dee... ugh... 1455 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:19,271 Don't worry Agness. You'll make a good choice. 1456 01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:22,357 You always do. 1457 01:29:32,784 --> 01:29:33,952 Dee Dee... 1458 01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:39,124 Dee Dee! 1459 01:29:42,919 --> 01:29:45,797 You come on back. Come here baby... 1460 01:29:46,339 --> 01:29:48,550 Come on back... Come on... 1461 01:29:55,682 --> 01:29:57,267 Dee Dee! 1462 01:30:00,604 --> 01:30:02,939 Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, welcome to... 1463 01:30:03,023 --> 01:30:05,317 ♪ Born on a morgue in a dead end street ♪ 1464 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,444 ♪ An example of urban decay ♪ 1465 01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:10,488 ♪ Momma never took me to trick or treat ♪ 1466 01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:12,907 ♪ No wonder I turned out this way ♪ 1467 01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:14,993 ♪ Mommy was a zombie ♪ 1468 01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:17,329 ♪ I wasn’t part of her plan ♪ 1469 01:30:18,955 --> 01:30:21,207 ♪ Mommy was a zombie, daddy the invisible... ♪ 1470 01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:22,626 These kids creep me out. 1471 01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:27,255 Lucky fucker landed right in it. I don't know why we 1472 01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:28,798 bother coming back this year. 1473 01:30:29,341 --> 01:30:31,051 Well, I heard he died twice on the table. 1474 01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:32,719 Michael it's a gimmick. Gimmick. He died 1475 01:30:32,802 --> 01:30:34,846 on the table. Who hasn't died on a fucking table? 1476 01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:36,348 Which one are you? 1477 01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:39,768 Michael Berryman and John Schneider from last years.. 1478 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,940 Need anything for you and your ghoul-friend Mr. Movie Star? 1479 01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:48,401 All good, Johnny. All good. 1480 01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:51,821 I like how you always stay in character at these things... 1481 01:30:51,905 --> 01:30:53,156 the fans love it! 1482 01:30:55,033 --> 01:30:56,868 Everybody's gotta have a gimmick. 1483 01:30:58,662 --> 01:31:00,080 Awwwhhh. 1484 01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:06,002 Make mine out to Gunner, Mr. Striker. That's me. 1485 01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:07,504 Gunner. 1486 01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:12,092 Gunner. Oh, please... use mine, it's blue. 1487 01:31:21,601 --> 01:31:23,311 ♪ Smothered ♪ 1488 01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:28,233 ♪ I’ve been smothered ♪ 1489 01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:32,737 ♪ Smothered by love ♪ 1490 01:31:32,862 --> 01:31:36,116 ♪ I thought would set me free ♪ 1491 01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,663 ♪ Smothered ♪ 1492 01:31:43,248 --> 01:31:46,501 ♪ I’ve been smothered ♪ 1493 01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:50,880 ♪ A suffocating love ♪ 1494 01:31:51,131 --> 01:31:54,634 ♪ that loves to torture me ♪ 1495 01:31:58,096 --> 01:32:00,348 ♪ Careful what you wish for ♪ 1496 01:32:00,432 --> 01:32:02,100 ♪ You might regret ♪ 1497 01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:04,144 ♪ Getting’ some love ♪ 1498 01:32:04,227 --> 01:32:06,479 ♪ that seems too easy to get ♪ 1499 01:32:07,105 --> 01:32:09,107 ♪ I smiled real handsome ♪ 1500 01:32:09,190 --> 01:32:11,109 ♪ Laid on the charm ♪ 1501 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,403 ♪ And fell into the trap ♪ 1502 01:32:13,486 --> 01:32:15,780 ♪ between her lovin’ arms ♪ 1503 01:32:15,947 --> 01:32:19,284 ♪ I’m smothered ♪ 1504 01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:24,289 ♪ Yeah I’m smothered ♪ 1505 01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:27,125 ♪ Smothered by a love ♪ 1506 01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:30,378 ♪ I thought would set me free ♪ 1507 01:32:34,007 --> 01:32:35,800 ♪ Smothered ♪ 1508 01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:42,390 ♪ I’ve been smothered ♪ 1509 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:45,018 ♪ A suffocating love ♪ 1510 01:32:45,351 --> 01:32:49,272 ♪ that loves to torture me ♪ 1511 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:56,571 ♪ Curves like hers are always blind ♪ 1512 01:32:56,821 --> 01:33:01,159 ♪ She oughta wear a necklace with a caution sign ♪ 1513 01:33:01,534 --> 01:33:05,705 ♪ Hellbent on love I put the hammer down ♪ 1514 01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:10,084 ♪ Water ain’t the only way a man can drown ♪ 1515 01:33:10,376 --> 01:33:13,296 ♪ I’m smothered ♪ 1516 01:33:13,379 --> 01:33:16,132 ♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 1517 01:33:37,737 --> 01:33:41,699 ♪ Trapped in a mask held on with glue ♪ 1518 01:33:41,783 --> 01:33:46,371 ♪ I pretend to do things I would never do ♪ 1519 01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:50,834 ♪ I know who I am, but thanks to you ♪ 1520 01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:55,547 ♪ When the mask comes off it takes my real face too ♪ 1521 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:59,050 ♪ I’m smothered ♪ 1522 01:33:59,133 --> 01:34:02,637 ♪ Yeah I’m smothered ♪ 1523 01:34:04,681 --> 01:34:06,558 ♪ Smothered by a love ♪ 1524 01:34:06,975 --> 01:34:10,353 ♪ I thought would set me free ♪ 1525 01:34:13,606 --> 01:34:15,608 ♪ Smothered ♪ 1526 01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:20,196 ♪ I’ve been smothered ♪ 1527 01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:24,826 ♪ A suffocating love ♪ 1528 01:34:25,076 --> 01:34:30,081 ♪ that loves to torture me ♪ 1529 01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,354 Big sister Agness said I could only leave 1530 01:34:53,438 --> 01:34:54,731 one witness behind. 1531 01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:58,651 Never said anything about tossing my collection though. 1532 01:35:00,153 --> 01:35:05,116 That bastard Sid, my sweet Malcolm, asshole Carl, 1533 01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:08,953 funny Bill, poor Thelma, 1534 01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:12,999 darling R.A., and movie 1535 01:35:13,082 --> 01:35:15,585 star Kane won't be needing this shit anymore. 1536 01:35:17,921 --> 01:35:20,256 And hopefully I won't be needing these babies. 1537 01:35:21,591 --> 01:35:23,092 I’m gonna sell them on E-bay. 103213

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