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>> Announcer: START THE CLOCK.

♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Bill:

THANK YOU, PEOPLE, HOW ARE YOU?

I APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WOOF WOOF, ABSOLUTELY.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET TO ALL THE BIG NEWS.

BIG NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE.

DID YOU SEE THIS?

YOU KNOW ELON MUSK HAS HIS

COMPANY SPACE X.

AMAZING COMPANY.

[LAUGHTER]

AND WENT PUBLIC A FEW MONTHS AGO

AND DID VERY WELL.

BUT THEIR ROCKET CRASHED INTO

THE MOON.

THAT SCIENCE.

IT GOES WRONG BEFORE IT GOES

RIGHT BUT WE HIT THE MOON WITH A

ROCKET.

TRUMP ANNOUNCED TODAY THE MOON

HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DEFEATED.

AND THEY ARE BEGGING FOR A DEAL.

BEGGING FOR A DEAL.

OH I KID.

I KID THE IRAN WAR.

IS IT A WAR?

IT'S A WAR, NOT A WAR.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

ITS STATUS IS VERY COMPLICATED.

NOW THEY'RE SAYING THE STRAIT OF

HORMUZ IS OPEN EXCEPT THEY ARE

GOING TO BAN SHIPS JUST FROM THE

UNITED STATES AND ISRAEL.

THIS REALLY PISSED OFF TRUMP.

HE SAID YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU WE

ARE OUT OF MISSILES.

THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME

FROM.

NO, TURNS OUT NOT.

NOT WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

WE SPENT $1 TRILLION ON

MISSILES.

WHEN YOU SPEND MONEY AT

McDONALD'S YOU NOTICE THERE'S

ONE FOR YOU AT THE

FRY AT THE BOTTOM.NEXT WEEK HE D

ATTORNEY GENERAL THROUGH.

HIS ATTORNEY GENERAL AND THE

DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL

INTELLIGENCE THROUGH BUT HE LOST

JEANINE

EVEN EVEN SHE WOULDN'T GO ALONG

WITH HIS STORY, AND TRUMP SAID

SHE FOLDED LIKE AN UMBRELLA.

DON'T WE WANT UMBRELLAS TO FOLD?

FUIT'S

LIKE SAYING ABOUT SOME GUY YOU

DON'T LIKE THAT GUY REALLY SHAT

SHOT THE TOILET.

JEANINE PIRRO LITERALLY BROUGHT

A SUITCASE OF EVIDENCE TO THE

WHITE HOUSE TO SAYING IT WAS BAD

CONSTRUCTION AND TRUMP NOT

BUYING IT.

HE WAS REALLY SAD.

IT WAS A DISGRACE, HE WAS VERY

RUDE.

SOMETIMES I E WONDER IF WHY I E

MAKE THE SHIT UP.

WHILE WE'RE OBSESSING ABOUT

REFLECTING POOLS IN THE

BALLROOM, THAT WAS IN THE NEWS

TODAY.

THE BALLROOM AND THE POOL.

I SAY THIS EVERY WEEK, THE AI IS

GOING TO KILL US ALL.

LAST WEEK IT'S LIKE THEY WENT

INTO THEIR OWN EVOLUTION.

NOW WE FOUND THIS WEEK FOR THE

FIRST TIME THEY'VE CREATED

FUNCTIONING VIRUSES NOT SEEN IN

NATURE.

NO DATE ON WHEN WILL ALL BE

DEAD.

YOU CAN ACCESS THE NEW PLATFORM

THROUGH CHAT RIP.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I SAID THIS BEFORE.

I HOPE THE ALIENS ARE HERE.

I DO.

I HOPE THEY ARE HERE AND

WATCHING THIS AND THEY ARE GOING

TO SAVE IT.

BY THE WAY THE ADMINISTRATION

THIS WEEK JUST A FEW DAYS AGO

MAYBE YESTERDAY UNLEASHED A NEW

TROVE OF UFO FILES.

INTERESTING THINGS IN THERE.

TRIANGULAR CRAFT, WEIRD LIGHTS

OVER A ARMY BASE, A STICK LIKE

FIGURE WITH LARGE EYES.

THAT'S JUST A NEW ARIANA GRANDE

VIDEO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WE KID.

MAYBE THAT JOKE WILL MAKE HER

REACH SOMETHING.

MAYBE THAT'LL HELP.

SPEAKING OF EATING SOMETHING

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,

DEMOCRATS FOUND A CANDIDATE WHO

HATES THANKSGIVING AND WANTS TO

GET RID OF IT.

YES RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF

WISCONSIN FRANCESCA HONG.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?

FINALLY A POLITICIAN WILLING TO

STAND UP TO BIG STUFFING.

WOW.

GOT TO LOVE THE DEMOCRATS.

SURPRISINGLY, DEBBIE DOWNER'S

POLICY ABOUT THANKSGIVING IS NOT

POPULAR WITH ANYBODY REALLY.

I MEAN WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE

IT, PEOPLE OF COLOR DON'T LIKE

IT, WOMEN DON'T LIKE IT, IT DOES

HAVE 98% APPROVAL WITH TURKEY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT OF COURSE SHE SAID ON HER

TWEET A COUPLE YEARS AGO GET RID

OF THANKSGIVING.

OF COURSE YESTERDAY SHE WENT ON

CNN.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE WHO

RENOUNCE THINGS.

WE KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, YOU MEAN

IT, LIVE BY IT.

SQUIRRELY.

YOU KNOW WHY I. KNOW SHE MEANT

IT.

SHE HATES ALL HOLIDAYS.

SHE TALKS ABOUT NOT LIKING

FIREWORKS OR FOURTH OF JULY.

HALLOWEEN.

ALL THE FAR LEFT HATE HALLOWEEN.

COSTUMES ARE INAPPROPRIATE.

PLEASE.

THIS WOMAN DOESN'T LIKE

VALENTINE'S DAY.

ANOTHER WAY OF CAPITALISM TAKING

OVER OUR LOVE LIFE.

SHE SAID VALENTINE'S DAY, THE

HOLIDAY THAT BRINGS OUT THE

WORST OF HUMANITY.

THAT'S THE HOLIDAY?

THAT'S THE HOLIDAY THAT BRINGS

OUT THE WORST OF HUMANITY?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A

BLACK FRIDAY SALE?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

PEOPLE.

HIP CHECK IN OLD LADY TO GET AN

AIR FRYER.

OKAY, HERE'S HER POLICY.

NO CHRISTMAS, NO THANKSGIVING,

NO JULY 4TH, NO HALLOWEEN, NO

VALENTINE'S DAY.

THE ONE PLACE YOU DON'T HAVE TO

WORRY ABOUT RUNNING INTO

FRANCESCA HONG?

PARTY CITY.

ALSO I COULDN'T MAKE A CHARACTER

LIKE THIS UP AND SHE'S RUNNING

FOR GOVERNOR.

OF A BIG STATE.

WISCONSIN.

SHE SAID SHE ONCE LEFT A

RESTAURANT BECAUSE SHE HAD AN

ANXIETY ATTACK.

FROM BEING AROUND "TOO MANY OLD

WHITE PEOPLE."

WELL THERE'S AN EASY SOLUTION TO

THAT.

DON'T GO TO CRACKER BARREL.

I'LL WRITE, WE'VE GOT A GREAT

SHOW.

TARA PALMERI AND MATT WELCH ARE

HERE, BUT FIRST HE'S FOUNDER AND

CEO OF THE MIKE-ROWE-WORKS

FOUNDATION AND HOST OF

"THE WAY I HEARD IT" PODCAST:

MIKE ROWE.

YOU HAVEN'T AGED A DAY SINCE I

SAW YOU.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

ALL RIGHT.

IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU'VE

BEEN WITH US, I'M GLAD YOU WORE

YOUR BLUE JEANS.

YOUR WORK BOOTS.

YOU ARE THE--

[LAUGHTER]

>> THIS IS SO WEIRD.

>> Bill: WHY?

>> IT WAS LITERALLY 13 YEARS

AGO, WE WEREN'T IN THE STUDIO.

IT'S A BLINK.

I WAS JUST TALKING IN MAKEUP.

I'M WEARING MAKEUP.

IT WAS THE STRANGEST WEEK FOR ME

BECAUSE I DID YOUR SHOW, THE

FOUNDATION HAD JUST ANNOUNCED A

SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM.

SO I'M OUT THERE HAWKING IT AND

MAKING THE ROUNDS.

WE HAD A GREAT CONVERSATION THAT

MOVED THE NEEDLE.

THREE DAYS LATER I WOUND UP

HAVING THE EXACT SAME

CONVERSATION WITH GLENN BECK ON

HIS SHOW.

MOVED THE NEEDLE.

IT WAS GREAT.

WENT HOME, FELT PRETTY GOOD,

WENT ON THE SOCIALS.

AND THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SAW

ALL MY BUDDIES ON THE RIGHT

COMPLETELY LOST THEIR MINDS WHEN

THEY SAW ME TALKING TO YOU.

AND ALL MY BUDDIES ON THE LEFT

COMPLETELY LOST THEIR MIND WHEN

THEY SAW ME TALKING TO BECK.

>> Bill: BOTH OF THEM?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

>> IT WAS TRULY THE FIRST TIME I

REALIZED PEOPLE AREN'T LISTENING

TO ANYTHING I'M SAYING.

THEY'RE LOOKING AT WHO I'M

SITTING NEXT TO.

>> Bill: I MAKE THIS-- I JUST

SAY TO PEOPLE WHENEVER THEY

CRITICIZE ME.

ARE YOU ENGAGING WITH THE IDEA?

IF YOU ARE, WE ARE GOOD.

IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING NO, YOU'RE

OLD, YOU'RE WHITE, YOU'RE THIS,

YOU'RE THAT, YOU'RE BLACK.

THAT'S NOT THE IDEA.

ENGAGE WITH THE IDEA.

>> WHAT A CONCEPT.

>> Bill: YOU'RE THE ORIGINAL

BLUE COLLAR GUY.

YOUR OBITUARY IS GOING TO SAY

BLUE COLLAR HERO.

YOU PUT THE ISSUE ON THE MAP.

YOU REALLY ARE.

AND IT'S EVER MORE RELATIVE.

IT IS.

YOU KNOW?

>> IT'S ONE HECK OF A THING WHEN

THE HEADLINES CATCH UP TO YOUR

OWN SIXMAC.

HONESTLY.

NO, LOOK, I WAS TRYING IT ON 13

YEARS AGO.

THE FOUNDATION HAD BEEN AROUND

FOR FIVE YEARS.

WE WERE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB

OF SHINING A LIGHT ON A BUNCH OF

DECENT JOBS FOR A LOT OF

REASONS.

PEOPLE WERE EXCITED ABOUT HALF.

>> Bill: JOBS LIKE?

>> SHIPBUILDERS, LINEMEN,

PLUMBERS, ELECTRICIANS.

YOU KNOW, THAT PART OF THE

WORKFORCE THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE A

FOUR-YEAR DEGREE BUT KIND OF

KEEPS THE WHOLE COUNTRY STITCHED

TOGETHER.

DIRTY JOBS WAS A LOVE LETTER TO

THOSE VOCATIONS BUT IT WAS AN

ENTERTAINMENT SHOW.

THE SERIOUS PART OF ME WANTED TO

DO SOMETHING A BIT MORE ON THE

NOSE WITH THE FOUNDATIONS.

SO WE STARTED THE WORK ETHIC

SCHOLARSHIPS, WE'VE GIVEN AWAY

ABOUT $20 MILLION IN THESE

THINGS.

[APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

I WASN'T LOOKING FOR APPLAUSE

BUT THANK YOU.

>> Bill: YOU DESERVE IT.

>> I DON'T DESERVE IT BUT I WILL

TELL YOU WHO DOES.

THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I'M NOT

JUST SUCKING UP.

>> Bill: GO AHEAD.

>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

>> Bill: NO NO.

>> I WILL.

THIS IS MARKETING AND PR 101.

AND IT GOES BOTH WAYS.

PEOPLE ALWAYS KIND OF POO

MARKETING LIKE WHATEVER IT'S THE

FIRST THING IN THE BUDGET TO GO.

THE IDEAS, THE THE STEREOTYPES,

THE MISCONCEPTIONS SURROUNDING

7 MILLION OPEN JOBS RIGHT NOW,

MANY OF WHICH ARE IN TRADES AND

MANUFACTURING.

THOSE THINGS ARE REAL.

AND IT'S A MIND-SET, RIGHT?

TO GET PARENTS AND GUIDANCE

COUNSELORS AND PEOPLE TO THINK

DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THE NATURE OF

THE WORK.

IT'S TURNING A TANKER AROUND.

SO PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION

MORE THAN THEY EVER HAVE.

>> Bill: YOU HAVE HAD AN

EFFECT ON AN AREA WE'VE BOTH

AGREED ON FOR A LONG TIME.

INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE

EVERYBODY GET A COLLEGE DEGREE,

I'VE CERTAINLY DONE A NUMBER OF

EDITORIALS ON THIS.

MAKE IT SO THAT A COLLEGE DEGREE

IS NOT NECESSARILY AS MUCH FOR

JOBS WHERE IT ISN'T.

16 STATES HAVE PUT THAT INTO

LAW.

I THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PUT

THE IDEA IN THE WATER.

YOU DON'T NEED A COLLEGE DEGREE

FOR EVERYTHING.

THAT'S WHAT WE ARE DOING.

THIS IS GREAT PROGRESS I THINK

BECAUSE AS YOU SAY THERE ARE SO

MANY JOBS THAT NEED TO BE DONE

AND WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE

TO DO THEM.

BECAUSE OF SO MANY THINGS-- YOU

KNOW, THE ENVIRONMENT IS GOING

OFF THE EDGE AND AI AND GOD

KNOWS WHAT ELSE.

FIRES WE SAW THE NEED FOR

REBUILDING HERE.

REBUILDING TO ME IS GOING TO BE

A VERY BIG GROWTH INDUSTRY.

AND THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH

PEOPLE TO DO IT.

>> WE AT ONE POINT HAD

$1 TRILLION IN OUTSTANDING

STUDENT LOANS WHEN YOU AND I

TALKED LAST.

NOW IT'S $1.8 TRILLION.

MOST OF THAT IS HELD BY KIDS WHO

EITHER STARTED A FOUR-YEAR

DEGREE AND DROPPED OUT OR WHO

GOT ONE AND STATISTICALLY AREN'T

WORKING OR ARE NOT WORKING IN

THEIR CHOSEN FIELD.

THAT'S A BAD NUMBER.

MEANWHILE WE'VE GOT 400000 JOBS

IN CONSTRUCTION RIGHT NOW, TWICE

THAT MANY IN THE DEFENSE

INDUSTRIAL BASE.

IT'S BANANAS.

PEOPLE I'M NOT SURE BELIEVE ME

COMPLETELY BUT NOT A WEEK GOES

BY WHEN I DON'T GET A CALL FROM

SOME CEO OF SOME CONSEQUENTIAL

COMPANY.

SOME OF WHOM YOU MENTIONED IN

THE MONOLOGUE.

ELECTED OFFICIALS, GOVERNORS

MOSTLY.

THEY'RE FREAKING OUT LIKE

THEY'VE DONE THE MATH.

FOR EVERY FIVE TRADESPEOPLE WHO

RETIRE, TWO COME IN.

IT'S BEEN THAT WAY FOR ABOUT 12

YEARS NOW.

NEVER MIND THE STIGMAS AND THE

STEREOTYPES, THE ARITHMETIC IS

HORRIFYING.

IT'S ALL JUST CONSPIRED INTO

THIS BASE OF BAD DATA.

AND I'M TELLING YOU THEY ARE IN

A PANIC.

I MEAN THEY.

I MEAN ANYBODY CERTAINLY ANY

COMPANY THAT HAS A BLUE COLLAR

WORKFORCE IS GOING FULL ON.

JIM FARLEY TOLD ME HE'S GOT 5000

EMPTY BAYS AT FORD.

THESE ARE AI PROOF SIX FIGURE

JOBS.

$120,000 A YEAR.

YOU CAN'T FILL THEM.

>> Bill: BUT THEY'RE OUT

THERE.

>> THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

>> Bill: THEY'RE 7 MILLION

MEN, ABLE BODIED MEN, MOSTLY

YOUNG WHO ARE WHAT THEY CALL

NILF A NOT IN THE LABOR FORCE.

THIS IS NOT LOOKING.

NOT LOOKING.

>> THE GUY WHO SHOULD BE SITTING

HERE TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION

WITH YOU IS MICK EBERSTADT AND

HE WROTE A BOOK CALLED MEN

WITHOUT WORK AND HE PUBLISHED IT

IN 2005 ORIGINALLY.

AND AGAIN DURING THE PANDEMIC

BECAUSE EVERYTHING HE PREDICTED

HAPPENED.

THAT EXACT NUMBER RIGHT NOW IS

6,990,000 ABLE BODIED MEN.

NOT ONLY NOT WORKING, NOT

LOOKING.

THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED IN OUR

COUNTRY.

NOT IN PEACETIME.

>> Bill: WHY AREN'T THEY

LOOKING?

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE PORN IS

TOO GOOD.

>> THE PORN IS EXCELLENT.

>> Bill: IT TAKES AWAY THE

MOTIVATION.

YOU HAVE TO BE MOTIVATED.

I'VE GOT TO GET A JOB TO GET A

GIRL.

THEY DON'T WANT A GIRL BECAUSE

THEY SIT AT HOME.

[LAUGHTER]

>> TAKE MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN

HANDS.

>> Bill: THEY DO.

>> COME ON.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

MICK WOULD SAY THE QUESTION

DOESN'T START WITH WHAT ARE THEY

DOING?

IT STARTS WITH WHAT AREN'T THEY

DOING?

THEY ARE NOT VOLUNTEERING AT

THEIR LOCAL CHURCH.

THEY'RE NOT IN THE CLUB, THEY'RE

NOT CHECKING OUT THE ROTATOR TO

THE LIONS CLUB, THEY'RE NOT IN

THE BOY SCOUTS AND NOT

CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING TO THEIR

COMMUNITY.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

ON AVERAGE THEY'RE SPENDING

BETWEEN 2,002,100 HOURS A YEAR

ON THEIR SCREEN.

IT IS WE JUST N HAVE NOT SEEN TH

LIKE OF IT BEFORE.

I CAN'T PAINT WITH TWO BROAD

BRUSH.

MAYBE SOME OF THEM ARE J TRUST

FUND KIDS.

>> Bill: THEY ALWAYS HATE OUR

GENERATION UNTIL WE GIVE THEM

MONEY.

THEY ALWAYS HATE DAD DADDY UNTIL

DADDY

GIVES THEM MONEY.

>> I SHARED YOUR MONOLOGUE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY COOL.

YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE ANYBODY OF

ANYTHING REALLY.

YOU QUOTED.

I PUT THIS UP ON MY LITTLE PAGE

AND I. WROTE WHAT I WROTE.

AND WE HAVE OVER 200,000

COMMENTS ON THIS THING.

YOU HIT SOMETHING THAT IS SO

PRIMAL RIGHT NOW.

>> Bill: YEAH.

>> FOR ME.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE A DOG IN THE

BIG SOCIALISM HUNT BUT I'VE GOT

ONE IN WORKFORCE.

WHEN I LOOK AT 400,000, 500,000

JOBS AND I LOOK AT THE 7 MILLION

ABLE BODIED MEN NOT EVEN LOOKING

AT THE JOBS AT ALL.

AND THEN I LOOK AT THIS WHOLE

CONVERSATION UNSPOOLING.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS,

BUT THE STAT THAT GOT ME WITHIN

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY RIGHT NOW.

59% OF DEMOCRATS WHO SUPPORT

SOCIALISM HAVE COLLEGE DEGREES.

40% WHO SUPPORT SOCIALISM DON'T.

SO THIS THING THAT'S BEING

CALLED A WORKER UPRISING.

IT'S REALLY NOT.

IT'S NOT.

THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE A LOT

OF PEOPLE WITH A REALLY

EXPENSIVE CREDENTIAL ARE IN THE

HOLE IN A BIG WAY.

AND THEY ARE PISSED.

AND I DON'T BLAME THEM HONESTLY.

YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT

IT, BUT THEY TOOK OUR ADVICE,

MAN.

THEY TOOK OUR ADVICE.

WE SAID BORROW WHATEVER IT

TAKES.

GO FOLLOW YOUR DREAM.

AND THEN GO GET YOUR DREAM JOB.

AND THAT WAS A BUNCH OF

NONSENSE.

>> Bill: THEY DON'T WANT TO

BORROW MONEY TO GET A DEGREE FOR

A JOB THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

>> I DON'T WANT TO LEND THEM

MONEY THAT THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE

TO PAY BACK TO GET THEIR

CREDENTIAL FOR THE JOBS.

>> Bill: I MEAN, YOU HAD IT

RIGHT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.

SHOP CLASS.

BY THE WAY, THEY'VE TAKEN OUT

FROM A LOT OF SCHOOLS.

I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS

PICTURE.

YOU REMEMBER A COUPLE YEARS AGO

THERE WAS A BIG STORY OUT OF

CANADA.

NOT AMERICA BUT IT COULD HAVE

BEEN HERE.

A SHOP TEACHER.

YEAH.

THERE YOU GO.

YOUR THOUGHTS?

>> WELL.

>> Bill: THAT'S A SHOP

TEACHER.

>> TWO THOUGHTS COME TO MIND.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

COME ON COME ON I'M DOING WHAT I

CAN.

THE FIRST THING THAT HAS TO GO.

HER HAIR.

HER HAIR IS A REAL HAZARD.

IT GETS AROUND THE LATHE WITH

THAT HAIR.

SHOP CLASS OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.

THEY SAID THE ONE ON ONE WOULD

BE A SERIOUS LOOK AT THE

CHANGING FACE OF MODERN DAY

PROLETARIAN.

>> Bill: I THOUGHT IT WAS

APROPOS FOR YOU.

IT SHOWS A LOT THAT WHAT THE

TYPICAL SHOP TEACHER.

>> AT LEAST THE SHOP CLASS IS

THERE.

WHEN WE TOOK SHOP CLASS OUT OF

HIGH SCHOOL, WE SENT A MESSAGE

TO A WHOLE GENERATION OF KIDS,

NOT JUST THAT THESE KIDS ARE NOT

WORTH PURSUING BUT THEY'RE NOT

LOOKING AT.

WE REMOVED ALL THE OPTICAL PROOF

FROM?

- 12 THAT THAT KIND OF WORK EVEN

EXISTED.

SO EVEN A GUY WALKING FROM MATH

TO ENGLISH CANNOT POKE HIS HEAD

INTO THE METAL SHOP AND GO OH,

LOOK, A LATHE OR ENORMOUS BOOBS.

WHATEVER THEY SEE, THAT'S GONE.

I CAN'T PROVE IT BUT I CAN DRAW

A PRETTY STRAIGHT LINE TO EVERY

CALAMITY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

RIGHT NOW WHETHER IT IS STUDENT

DEBT, 7 MILLION MEN NOT WORKING,

OR ALL THESE OPEN JOBS.

IT STARTS WITH THE REMOVAL OF

SHOP CLASS.

AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED

AFTER THAT TURNED THIS INTO

FROGS IN THE BOILING WATER.

AND A LITTLE MORE AND A LITTLE

MORE AND A LITTLE MORE.

AND NOW MY FOUNDATION HAS

ELECTRICIANS THAT WE TRAINED SIX

YEARS AGO THAT ARE MAKING

$230,000 A YEAR.

$230,000 A YEAR RIGHT NOW.

NO COLLEGE DEBT.

THEY ARE SETTING THEIR OWN

SCHEDULES.

MORE OVERTIME THAN THEY CAN

FILL.

AND THOSE STORIES COME A MAN.

THAT'S THE COMPLIMENT I MEANT TO

PAY YOU.

>> Bill: LET'S NOT MAKE IT

ANOTHER 13 YEARS.

THANK YOU, MIKE, THAT WAS

FANTASTIC.

MIKE ROWE.

ALL RIGHT COME ON LET'S MEET OUR

PANEL.

THANK YOU.

LAST PLACE YOU'D EVER FIND ME IS

SHOP CLASS.

HE'S EDITOR-AT-LARGE OF REASON

MAGAZINE AND CO-HOST OF

"THE FIFTH COLUMN" PODCAST:

MATT WELCH.

SHE WRITES "THE RED LETTER" ON

SUBSTACK AND HOSTS "THE TARA

PALMERI SHOW" PODCAST: TARA

PALMERI.

>> JERSEY GIRL.

LIKE YOU.

>> Bill: TARA PALMERI.

ALL RIGHT, SO.

LET ME PICK UP WHAT HE WAS

TALKING ABOUT.

LAST WEEK I DID THIS WHOLE THING

ABOUT HOW THE DEMOCRATIC

SOCIALISTS ONLY IN RECENT YEARS

ARE REALLY COMMUNISTS.

AND I JUST QUOTED THEM.

I JUST USED THEIR OWN QUOTE.

YOU CAN ARGUE WITH ME.

SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE GASPED,

SEVERAL PEOPLE DID AT ONE POINT.

THAT TOLD ME THIS IS NEW TO

PEOPLE.

BUT EITHER YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT

COMMUNISM IS OR YOU DON'T SPEAK

ENGLISH.

HERE'S THE INTERESTING PART.

THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS VERY

RECENTLY WERE TRULY SOCIALISTS.

THEY WERE FOUNDED BY THIS GUY I

THINK HIS NAME WAS MICHAEL

HARRINGTON.

HIS NAME'S NOW A SLUR.

THAT SHOULD TELL YOU WHERE

THEY'VE GONE.

YOU STILL BELIEVE IN SOCIALISM?

SO INTERESTING THE WRINKLE IN

THIS STORY BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE

COMMUNIST THERE'S A OPENING FOR

SOCIALISM AND YOU KNOW WHO'S

FILLING IT?

DONALD TRUMP.

HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN A 9.9

STAKE IN INTEL BY THE

GOVERNMENT.

IS THAT NOT SOCIALISM?

THE VIDEO WE TOOK 15% CUT WHEN

WE LET THEM SELL CHIPS TO CHINA.

NIPPON STEEL.

WE HAVE A GOLDEN SHARE.

WE BASICALLY RUN THE BOARDROOM

NOW.

YOU KNOW THIS IS SOCIALISM I

THINK BECAUSE BERNIE SANDERS

AGREES WITH IT ALL.

HE WANTS TO DO IT WITH THE AI

COMPANIES.

>> THE FREE MARKET IS DEAD.

THEY DECIDED THE GOVERNMENT

WANTS TO CONTROL 30 DIFFERENT

COMPANIES AND INTEL ALONE WHICH

WAS A LOSER BECAUSE OF NVIDIA.

THEY BASICALLY OWN 9.9% OF THE

COMPANY.

THAT'S A LOT.

AND PRESIDENT TRUMP AFTER THEY

INVESTED IN THIS COMPANY, HE

EVEN WENT ON TO BUY STOCK IN

NVIDIA WHICH SHOT UP TO 100%.

OKAY?

SO HE ACTUALLY MADE A TON OF

MONEY ON THIS.

HIS GOVERNMENT CREATED A FLOOR

ON A STOCK.

THAT HE OWNS.

IT'S CRONY CAPITALISM.

>> IT'S SEIZING LITERALLY THE

MEANS OF PRODUCTION.

REMEMBER HOW THESE THINGS

HAPPEN.

HOW DID INTEL HAPPEN?

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY DONALD TRUMP

WAS OUT THERE SAYING WE NEED TO

MAYBE FIRE THE CEO OF INTEL

BECAUSE I THINK HE'S A. CHINESE

SPY.

THE PRESIDENT'S JUST SINGLING

OUT A HUGE CEO OF AN IMPORTANT

COUNTRY-- COMPANY?

THEY HAD TO SCRAMBLE THE JETS

AND HAVE A MEETING AT THE WHITE

HOUSE AND WHAT HAPPENED AT THE

END OF THE MEETING.

OKAY, YOU STAY, WE GET 10% OF

YOUR COMPANY.

THAT'S THUGGISH BEHAVIOR.

WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE

THAT IN MODERN TIMES.

>> THE SHAKEDOWN.

SINCE HE CAME TO OFFICE IN 2025,

HE'S RAISED $800 MILLION MOSTLY

FROM CORPORATIONS FOR HIS

BALLROOM, FOR THE LIBRARY, FOR

THE FREEDOM 250 WHICH IS WHERE

THEY WERE DOING BAPTISMS ON THE

NATIONAL MALL AND IT'S ALL GOING

THROUGH FOUNDATIONS AND LLCs.

WHO'S GETTING RICH?

>> Bill: WHO GIVES A SHIT

ABOUT THE BALLROOM.

WE HAVE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT

THE BALLROOM.

IT'S JUST THE STUPIDEST--

>> IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY THAT

THEY'RE MAKING FROM THE

BALLROOM.

WHO'S GETTING THE CONTRACTS?

>> Bill: $4 TRILLION,

$5 TRILLION ECONOMY, IT'S NO

MORE STUPIDER THAN BURNING MAN.

>> IT'S A DEVICE FOR THEM TO

MAKE MONEY.

>> IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO SLEEP

ON THE PROBLEM OF SEIZING

COMPANIES WHICH IS SOMETHING

REPUBLICANS KNEW A LOT ABOUT

WHEN THEY OBJECTED STRENUOUSLY

TO BARACK OBAMA.

HAVING GOVERNMENT MOTORS.

>> Bill: YOU SAYING HE'S

PICKING WINNERS AND LOSERS.

AT LEAST THE COMPANY HE PICKED

WHERE WINNERS LIKE TESLA.

>> THE GOVERNMENT NOW IS YOUR

REGULATOR.

IT'S YOUR SHAREHOLDER.

SOMETIMES IT'S YOUR FINANCIER.

IT'S GIVING YOU MONEY.

AND SOMETIMES IT'S YOUR CUSTOMER

TOO.

THE CONFLICT OF INTERESTS ARE

CRAZY AND THEN FROM THE

PERSPECTIVE OF THE COMPANY NOW.

THE COMPANY DOES NOT HAVE TO

THINK ABOUT ITS CUSTOMERS WHICH

A COMPANY SHOULD BE DOING.

IT'S THINKING ABOUT WHAT PERSON

IN THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

IT'S DOING WORSE THAN WE ARE

DOING WORSE.

>> Bill: NO ONE SAYING WE'RE

AGAINST SOCIALISM.

EVERY DEMOCRACY IS A QUASI

SOCIALISM AS IT SHOULD BE.

>> I WOULDN'T SAY NONE OF US ARE

AGAINST SOCIALISM.

>> Bill: YOU'RE NOT FOR

MEDICARE, SOCIAL SECURITY, THE

MARINE CORPS?

>> I'M NOT AGAINST SOCIAL

PROGRAMS NECESSARILY.

MANY OF THEM I AM, BUT SOCIALISM

AS AN IDEA IS A BAD IDEA.

IT'S WORTH CALLING SOCIALISM OUT

AS WELL AS COMMUNISM.

COMMUNISM IS THE BAD APPLIED

VERSION.

>> Bill: BUT SOME PART OF A

DEMOCRACY HAS TO BE SOCIALISTIC.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO DO CERTAIN

THINGS THAT THE PRIVATE SECTOR

CANNOT.

OR SHOULD NOT, AM I WRONG ABOUT

THAT?

>> THE GOVERNMENT IS THERE TO DO

THINGS THAT WE DECIDED WE CANNOT

DO OURSELVES.

THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN EVERY

SINGLE COUNTRY.

I WOULD NOT CALL THAT

SOCIALISTIC.

>> Bill: IT'S LITERALLY CALLED

SOCIAL SECURITY.

BY THE WAY, I FOUND SOMEONE

WHO'S NOT A SOCIALIST IN THE

DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND IT'S A

SURPRISING ONE BUT I WAS READING

A LOT ABOUT IT.

DR. AL-SAYED, THE BIG STORY IN

POLITICS.

THERE WAS A PRIMARY IN MICHIGAN.

IT WAS MORE CONVENTIONAL

DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.

LOST A SQUEAKER TO DR. EL-SAYED.

NOW HE'S OBVIOUSLY ON THE

SUBJECT OF ISRAEL.

BUT IT'S INTERESTING.

HE'S NOT DSA.

>> HE SAYS HE'S NOT.

>> Bill: HE SAYS HE'S A

CAPITALIST.

>> HE BELIEVES IN REGULATING

MONOPOLIES WHICH I THINK MOST

PEOPLE AGREE WITH.

I THINK RIGHT NOW HE REALIZES HE

JUST WON THE PRIMARY ELECTION

WITH THE HELP OF HASAN PIKER AND

HE'S GOT TO MOVE A LITTLE BIT TO

THE RIGHT.

HE DID NOT WIN DETROIT.

HE DID NOT WIN BLACK VOTERS OR

RURAL VOTERS.

HE WON THE WHITE, URBAN, COLLEGE

EDUCATED VOTER.

HE'S GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

BUT I THINK THE INTERESTING

THING ABOUT HIM IS HE REALLY

SPEAKS THE MOMENT AND IT'S A

HUGE REBUKE ON DONALD TRUMP.

WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN THE DSA

OR WHAT THEY STAND FOR OR

SOCIALISM.

HE'S A CHANGE CANDIDATE.

HE WENT OUT THERE AND BASICALLY

SAID TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BROKE AND

PISSED.

I HEAR YOU AND I'M RUNNING

AGAINST THE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN

POWER RIGHT NOW AND IT'S NOT

JUST DONALD TRUMP.

THE REST OF THE DEMOCRATS ARE

ONLY RUNNING AGAINST

DONALD TRUMP.

HE'S RUNNING AGAINST

DONALD TRUMP AND CHUCK SCHUMER

WHO SPENT $30 MILLION AGAINST

HIM IN AIPAC.

HE'S THE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT

CANDIDATE TRYING HE'S LIKE THIS

IS NOT A GAY.

I DON'T GET PAST YOU PEOPLE.

THAT'S $60 MILLION WORTH OF

BILLBOARDS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THIS IS JUST WHAT'S GOING TO

HAPPEN IN THESE MOMENTS BECAUSE

AMERICANS LOVE CHANGE.

HE'S THE CHANGE CANDIDATE.

>> WE LEARNED ABOUT MAJOR

POLITICAL PARTIES BY WHAT

HAPPENS IN THEIR CONTESTED

PRIMARIES.

WHAT WE SEE NOW BEGINNING IN

NEW YORK BUT ALSO THE GRAND

PLATTER RACE IN MICHIGAN AND

COLORADO AND ELSEWHERE.

ALL THE TENSION AND ALL THE

FIGHTS ARE THERE ON THIS.

VOTERS IN MICHIGAN DECIDED

ENOUGH OF THEM AND WHAT DSA AND

HASAN PIKER, BIG FAN OF CHINESE

COMMUNISM AND CUBAN COMMUNISM

TOO.

HE MIGHT NOT HAVE DSA ON HIS

FOREARM.

HE'S HANGING OUT WITH HASAN

PIKER WHO IS A LOON.

WHAT THEY ARE SAYING RIGHT NOW

IS THAT WE DON'T CARE IF WE LOSE

OR WE ARE WILLING TO ROLL THE

DICE ON LOSING.

THAT'S WHAT THE TEA PARTY WAS

DOING TEN YEARS AGO.

WE'LL BACK THIS PERSON BECAUSE

WE WANT THAT CHANGE AGENT SO

MUCH.

WE WANT TO CHANGE THE NATURE AND

THE CHARACTERISTIC OF OUR

POLITICAL PARTY SO IT'S NO MORE

CHUCK SCHUMER BECAUSE MY GOD HOW

LONG IS CHUCK SCHUMER GOING TO

BE WITH US?

FOREVER.

THEY BACK A PERSON.

IT'S A CONTESTED STATE.

DEMOCRATS ABSOLUTELY WANT AND

NEED--

>> Bill: THE CONVENTIONAL

WISDOM IS DEMOCRATS WALKED INTO

A TRAP.

IT OFTEN HAPPENS IN THE PRIMARY.

THE FRINGE CANDIDATE ON THE FAR

LEFT AND IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

IN THE FAR RIGHT WINS THE

PRIMARY.

THAT'S WHO WINS IN PRIMARIES.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE CASE.

I THINK HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO

WIN BACK MICHIGAN AND I WILL

TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE IN THE

DEMOCRATIC PARTY WHEN YOU'RE A

PERSON OF COLOR, IT ALLOWS YOU

TO BE MORE CENTRIST.

A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE.

THEY SIMPLY DO NOT TRUST WHITE

PEOPLE.

I'M TALKING MOSTLY ABOUT THE

WHITE PEOPLE.

THEY DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE.

>> ARE YOU SAYING HE'S CENTRIST

NOW?

>> Bill: I'M SAYING IT ALLOWS

YOU TO BE MORE CENTRIST LIKE

OBAMA WAS.

THEY JUST TRUST YOU MORE.

LOOK AT THIS FRANCESCA HONG.

I MENTIONED IN THE MONOLOGUE.

SHE SAID ABOUT WHITENESS AND

TOXICITY.

SHE DESCRIBED HER SON.

SHE HAS AN EX-HUSBAND WHO IS

WHITE.

OKAY.

SHE'S ASIAN.

SHE DESCRIBED WRESTLING WITH HER

OWN SON BEING IN PROXIMITY TO

WHITENESS.

OF ALL THE THINGS I THINK THE

DEMOCRATS HAVE TO LOSE.

NUMBER ONE, WHITENESS.

IT'S NOT A DISEASE.

YOU LOOK LIKE NICE PEOPLE.

YOU'RE NICE PEOPLE?

>> SHE MIGHT BE ITALIAN.

>> Bill: I'M SORRY, BUT THAT

DOES NOT COUNT AS A PERSON OF

COLOR.

THAT'S A PERSON WITH A GOOD TAN.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT THIS HAS GOT TO GO.

I THINK.

I THINK THIS IS THEIR BIG FLAW.

>> I THINK THEY'RE NOT RUNNING

ON THAT.

SHE DIDN'T RUN ON CAMPAIGN--

>> Bill: BUT PEOPLE HEAR IT.

>> SURE COMMENTS IN EVERY SINGLE

ONE OF THEIR TWEETS.

THESE GROWN ASS ADULTS FIVE

YEARS AGO WERE SAYING AND DOING

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE AND NOW

THEY'RE RUNNING IN EVERY

DEMOCRATIC RACE AND DISTANCING

THEMSELVES FROM THEIR TWEETS

THAT THEY MADE AS 35 YEAR OLDS.

>> Bill: YES, ONLY IN AMERICA

CAN YOU BE 35-YEAR-OLD AND BE

LIKE I'M SORRY, IT WAS A

YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING.

I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THEM.

ALL THE DSA PEOPLE ARE SAYING

THE QUOTE LAST WEEK.

YEAH, YOU SAID IT, YOU MEANT IT,

STOP IT.

>> FLIP FLOPPING THOUGH.

>> Bill: THAT'S NOT FLIP

FLOPPING, THAT'S LYING.

THAT'S JUST PRETENDING.

I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE AND

THAT'S OKAY.

COMMUNISM IS A ECONOMIC SYSTEM

THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO A HORRIBLY

CORRUPT VIOLENT POLITICAL SYSTEM

BUT IT'S A THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED

TO VOTE FOR IT.

I'M NOT SAYING MAKE IT ILLEGAL

OR ANYTHING BUT OWN UP TO WHAT

IT IS.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION,

YOU'RE A COMMUNIST.

JUST OWN IT.

>> I THINK THE INTERESTING TWIST

RIGHT NOW IS THAT THEY ARE

TRYING TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES

FROM THEIR TWEETS OF FIVE YEARS

AGO BECAUSE THEY REALIZE HOW

COMPLETELY UNPOPULAR IT IS.

ALSO IT REMINDS US WHAT DID WE

DO 12 YEARS AGO?

SUDDENLY WE DECIDED THAT

BIOLOGICAL SEX SEX WAS

INCREDIBLY FLUID, BUT RACE WAS

CEMENT.

THIS IS BIZARRE.

RACE IS A MUCH MORE KIND OF

VARIABLE, SOMETIMES EVEN

FICTITIOUS CONCEPT, AND YET

WE'RE GOING TO DIE ON THIS HILL

AND THEN BE OBSESSED OVER HERE

WITH EVERYBODY'S LITTLE SINGLE

DROP OF WHATEVER BACKGROUND THAT

THEY HAVE.

IT'S MADNESS.

WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THE

MADNESS AND THE REMINDER THE

PEOPLE SAYING THIS FIVE YEARS

AGO ARE TELLING ON THEMSELVES.

THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT FIVE

YEARS AGO RIGHT NOW IS NOT GOING

TO BE SERIOUS TODAY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: WHO'S THE DEMOCRAT

WHO'S GOING TO STAND UP AND SAY

I'M A WHITE GUY.

I'M NOT A RACIST BECAUSE I DON'T

THINK WHITE PEOPLE ARE WORSE.

WE ARE ALL THE SAME.

HUMANS ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE.

>> NO.

>> Bill: WE JUST AREN'T.

WE'VE ALL DONE HORRIBLE THINGS

OF EVERY RACE.

SLAVERY.

IT WAS NOT INVENTED IN 1619.

EVERYBODY DID IT THROUGHOUT

HISTORY.

THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS WRONG.

THE BIBLE, LOTS OF RULES ABOUT

IT.

NONE OF THEM ARE DON'T DO IT.

>> THERE'S AN ADDITIONAL BURDEN

AT THIS PLACE WHEN YOU'RE

THINKING CONSTANTLY IN TERMS OF

RACE.

WHO GETS OFF EASY IN THIS?

WHITE PEOPLE DO ACTUALLY BECAUSE

WE ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH BEING

WHITE.

WE DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.

IT'S WEIRD.

ANYBODY WHO DOES THINK ABOUT IT

IS WEIRD AND WE DON'T WANT TO

HANG OUT WITH THEM.

IT IS STRANGE.

BUT THE BURDEN OF IT IS THAT

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLACK

WAY TO THINK OR A ASIAN WAY TO

THINK.

IT'S MADNESS.

WE SHOULD THINK LIKE INDIVIDUALS

AND NOT HAVE TO BE ALWAYS SELF

CONSCIOUS OF HOW WE ARE

DIFFERENT THAN SOME MAJORITY.

THAT'S A STUPID WAY AND

ANTI-AMERICAN WAY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: YEAH.

IT'S WEIRD.

THE FAR LEFT LIBERALS.

THEY SEEM TO HAVE THIS

SELF-LOATHING LIKE THAT'S VERY

IMPORTANT TO THEIR IDENTITY.

THAT WE KNOW WE ARE BAD.

THAT'S HOW WE KNOW WE ARE GOOD.

ANYWAY.

WE LIKE TO COVER ALL THE ISSUES

ON THIS SHOW AND I NOTICE THAT

IT WAS STATE FAIR.

WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO SELL

THIS?

WE ARE DOING IT BECAUSE IT'S

FUNNY.

BUT IT IS, IT'S TIME FOR STATE

FAIRS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY.

OHIO, WISCONSIN, IOWA, NEW YORK,

MINNESOTA, ALASKA, AND KENTUCKY.

WE ARE CATERING TO ALL THOSE.

SO WE EVEN PICKED UP A COPY

BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT THIS SO

MUCH.

STATE FAIR LIVING.

THIS IS THE MAGAZINE ABOUT STATE

FAIRS.

IT'S JUST FASCINATING.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF

THE ARTICLES?

I FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD.

OKAY.

♪

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ALL RIGHT.

SO THERE'S MANY IMPORTANT

STORIES.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT

CANCEL CULTURE FOR A MINUTE

BECAUSE I SAW THIS STORY THIS

WEEK.

AN ACTOR NAMED GENO SEGERS.

THERE HE IS.

HE WAS SET TO STAR IN A MOVIE -

-- A. PLAY, MAYBE A MUSICAL

CALLED "HADESTOWN."

HE WAS GOING TO PLAY THE DEVIL.

THEN THEY FOUND OUT HE IS THE

DEVIL.

SO HE WILL NOT BE PLAYING THE

DEVIL.

WHY?

THEY GOT AHOLD OF THE OLD

TWEETS.

I GUESS THEY'RE NOT THAT OLD BUT

-- THE LESSON HERE TO ME IS THAT

CANCEL CULTURE IS NOT DEAD

BECAUSE HE IS SHIT CANNED FROM

THE SHOW AND IN CERTAIN

PRECINCTS OF THIS COUNTRY YOU'RE

NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY OPINION

THAT DOESN'T CONFORM EXACTLY.

AND I MEAN EXACTLY TO THE ONE

TRUE OPINION.

HE SAID, TALKING ABOUT

TRANS PEOPLE.

I'M NOT AGAINST ANYONE LIVING

OUT THEIR LIVES THE WAY THEY

WANT.

I'M AGAINST THEIR RIGHTS

SUPERSEDING THE RIGHTS OF OTHER

PEOPLE.

IF YOU MADE THIS ARGUMENT IN

SOME SORT OF REASONABLE DEBATE,

IT'S OKAY.

>> ABOUT ANYBODY.

>> Bill: ABOUT ANYBODY.

>> SUPERSEDING YOUR RIGHTS.

>> Bill: WE DO NOT HAVE THE

RIGHT TO HAVE A DIFFERENT

OPINION.

THIS CANNOT GO ON.

I DON'T THINK IT CAN GO ON.

I GUESS IT CAN GO ON.

>> I THINK IT'S A CALCULATED

MARKETING DECISION BECAUSE

BROADWAY OBVIOUSLY HAS A VERY

BIG POPULATION THAT RUNS IT, A

GAY POPULATION, PEOPLE THAT BUY,

THEY'RE CONSUMERS THAT BUY

TICKETS ARE GAY.

I THINK THEY DECIDED THAT THIS

ONLINE MOB THAT MOVED VERY

QUICKLY AGAINST THEM, THEY MADE

SOME CALLS IN MARKETING

DIVISION.

I THINK THIS IS MORE OF A

MARKETING DECISION.

HE WOULD BE WELCOME IN THE

PENTAGON UNDER HEGSETH IN A

SECOND.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

>> EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF

THESE STORIES, I ALWAYS LIKE--

THAT USUALLY PORTRAY THIS

HATEFUL STATEMENTS THAT HE SAID.

LIKE 12 OR 19 THAT WE'LL GET TO

WHAT THE STATEMENT IS AND IS IT

GOING TO BE REMOTELY HATEFUL?

I DIDN'T FIND IT.

>> Bill: I MEAN THERE ARE SOME

OTHER ONES.

HE SAID NOW OF COURSE PEOPLE

COME TO ME AND SAY OH, GINO,

THEY MEANING TRANS FOLKS, THEY

ARE TIRED OF BEING HUNTED AND

OPPRESSED AND PERSECUTED.

I'M SORRY, I DON'T SEE THAT.

I DON'T SEE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE

BECOMING OPPRESSED OR BEING

PERSECUTED.

OF COURSE NOT, YOU WORK ON

BROADWAY.

BUT YOU KNOW, HE'S SAYING THAT

THERE'S NO SUM PER GRANDE GOING

ON OUT THERE.

>> LET'S SAY HE'S WRONG ABOUT

THAT.

HE'S MATERIALLY WRONG IN THAT

ANALYSIS.

OKAY, YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING

THAT'S WRONG.

>> Bill: NO, YOU CAN'T.

THAT'S THE THING YOU CAN'T.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY ONE THIS

WEEK.

THE INDIANA FEVER STAR SOPHIE

CUNNINGHAM.

I DON'T FOLLOW THE WNBA AS

CLOSELY AS I WOULD LIKE TO.

NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE WOMEN.

I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

SPORTS.

I DON'T WATCH COLLEGE EITHER.

OKAY?

>> IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

>> Bill: I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO

APOLOGIZE FOR IT.

SHE SAID I GOT A LOT OF FEEDBACK

AND NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ABOUT ME

HATING TRANS.

SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE HATED TRANS.

SHE SAID I'M HERE TO EXTEND LOVE

BUT I ALSO THINK THAT LOVE IS

TRUTH AND BEING HONEST.

I WANT TO PROTECT YOUNG GIRLS IN

THE LOCKER ROOM OR YOUNG GIRLS

IN SPORT WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE TO

GO AGAINST BIOLOGICAL MEN.

AGAIN.

THIS IS ABOUT 80% OF THE COUNTRY

IS.

>> AND HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME.

PROMINENT ATHLETE AND LESBIAN.

>> Bill: WHAT?

>> THE LESBIAN PART'S JUST THE

FUNNY PART.

>> Bill: THAT'S RELEVANT TO

THE DISCUSSION.

>> SOMEBODY HAD A TRANS TRAINER.

>> NOT ALL GAY PEOPLE ARE

NECESSARILY THE SAME IN TERMS OF

THEIR BELIEFS ON THIS.

>> MARTINA IS NOT A

INSIGNIFICANT PERSON IN THIS

DEBATE AND CANNOT BE CALLED A

MAGA BARBIE WHICH IS WHAT PEOPLE

ARE CALLING SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM

BECAUSE SHE'S BLOND AND SHE

POINTED AT PEOPLE AND SHE KNOWS

THAT SHE HAS A FAN BASE OF

PEOPLE WHO WERE ON THE 80 SIDE

OF THE ISSUE INSTEAD OF THE 20

SIDE OF THE ISSUE.

THERE'S AN ATTEMPT TO DEMONIZE

HER.

I THINK IT'S FAILING.

SHE HAS TO ANSWER QUESTIONS AT

EVERY PRESS CONFERENCE IN THE

WNBA.

SHE JUST MATTER OF FACTLY GIVES

IT BACK.

SHE'S NOT REALLY SUFFERING ALL

THAT MUCH.

I THINK THE CULTURE HAS CHANGED

A LOT IN HEALTHY WAYS.

BUT JUST AS IN BROADWAY, JUST AS

IN THE SPORTS PRESS CORPS

STRANGELY ENOUGH.

THERE'S PLACES WHERE THEY TRIED

TO ENFORCE THE 20 AGAINST THE 80

AND IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

>> Bill: YOU THINK IT'S ALSO

MARKETING WHEN THEY MADE PATTI

LUPONE A BROADWAY BEND THE KNEE?

SHE HAD A CONTROVERSY ABOUT A

YEAR AGO.

BIG BROADWAY STAR.

SHE WAS WORKING IN A THEATER

THAT SHARED A WALL WITH ANOTHER

SHOW.

HAPPENED TO BE A BLACK SHOW AND

THE NOISE WAS BLEEDING THROUGH

THE WALL.

PATTI LUPONE SAID CAN WE WORK

THIS OUT?

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER FOR

SUGGESTING BLACK PEOPLE ARE

ALLOWED.

THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE WAS SAYING.

SHE WAS SAYING PEOPLE IN MY SHOW

CAN'T HEAR BECAUSE OF YOUR SHOW.

MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT

AND SHE WAS MADE TO APOLOGIZE.

OLIVE BROADWAY HAD TO PUT OUT A

OPEN LETTER AND THEY HATED HER.

THIS IS MADNESS.

>> I THINK THAT THE ARTS ARE

CONTROLLED BY LIBERALS.

SO THEREFORE THEY GET TO SET THE

RULES.

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

>> Bill: I DON'T THINK THAT'S

LIBERAL.

TO ME THAT IS REGRESSIVE.

THAT'S NOT LIBERAL.

LIBERALS DON'T KNOW WHAT

LIBERALISM ANYMORE.

BY THE WAY, PATTI LUPONE WAS ON

THIS CRUISE SHIP.

DID YOU READ ABOUT THIS?

IT WAS A GAY CRUISE SHIP.

SHE'S A GAY ICON.

SHE WAS ON THIS CRUISE SHIP.

WOULD NOT LET IT DOCK IN TURKEY

AND EGYPT.

WOULD NOT LET THE CRUISE SHIP

DOCK.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SAYING,

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE RIGHTIST

BACKLASH AGAINST--

, IT ISN'T.

BECAUSE THEY'RE MUSLIM

COUNTRIES.

THEY DON'T THINK GAY PEOPLE HAVE

EQUAL RIGHTS OR IN SOME WAYS

SOME INSTANCES DON'T THINK THEY

SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EXIST.

THIS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE LIBERALISM

IS.

THAT IS A LIBERAL.

>> YES.

WE ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE

THERE ARE LARGE MINORITY STRINGS

OF BOTH MAJOR PARTIES ON THE

BLOCK THAT COMPRISE THEM THAT

ARE ANTI LIBERAL PARK OF THE

POST-LIBERAL RIGHT HAS BEEN

TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG

TIME.

THEY LOOK AT THE ENLIGHTENMENT

FOUNDING PRINCIPLES AND SAY I

DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S NOT COMMON GOOD.

WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT COMMON

GOOD AND ON THE LEFT WE'VE SEEN

FOR A LONG TIME NOW A VERY ANTI

LIBERAL SET OF SUB SPEECH IDEAS

AND THE AMOUNT OF SOCIAL

PRESSURE THAT WAS ENACTED ON

PEOPLE FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.

AND EVERYONE WENT THROUGH IT.

THERE WAS A BACKLASH.

IF YOU'RE FACING YOUR HR PERSON

TRYING TO TELL YOU A BUNCH OF

NONSENSE AND YOU KNOW IF YOU

SPEAK UP AND SAY THAT SOUNDS A

LITTLE CRAZY, YOU'RE GOING TO

GET INTO A WORLD OF HURT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WENT THROUGH

THAT AND TOLD THEMSELVES LIKE

THE SOLUTION TO THIS IS TO VOTE

FOR DONALD TRUMP.

>> THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A

CONSEQUENCE TO HAVING AN

UNPOPULAR OPINION.

SOME PEOPLE COULD HEAR ONE OF MY

OPINIONS WHILE I'M SITTING HERE

AND THEY MIGHT NOT WANT TO OPEN

THE DOOR TO ME.

I THINK A LOT OF IT'S DRIVEN BY

THE MARKET.

SOME OF IT IS DRIVEN BY FEAR AND

THEY MAKE THE DECISION IN 48

HOURS SUPER RUSHED ESPECIALLY

THE WAY THAT THINGS MOVE RIGHT

NOW.

THE ONLINE MOB.

IT CAN GET TOGETHER IN A MATTER

OF MINUTES.

I DO THINK THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW

IF WHAT YOU SAY IS GOING TO

CLOSE DOORS.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR

OFFENDING OF PEOPLE AT ANY TIME.

AND IF THEY HAVE POWER AND MONEY

THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE THE

DECISIONS.

>> Bill: I WILL GIVE YOU A

GOOD IDEA OF THAT APROPOS TO THE

IDEA THAT LIBERALS ARE

FETISHIZING THE WRONG PEOPLE.

SHE WAS ASKED ABOUT LGBT RIGHTS

WHICH SHE HAS SUPPORTED

INCLUDING AS SHE HAS SUPPORTED

HEALTH CARE, HOUSING PROTECTION.

WHY IS THAT NOT ON YOUR WEBSITE?

HER ANSWER IS BECAUSE A LOT OF

MUSLIMS DO NOT FEEL THAT WAY

UNFORTUNATELY.

OH.

SINCE THEY DON'T FEEL THAT WAY

WE JUST THROW THE GAY PEOPLE

UNDER THE BUS?

THIS IS WHAT LIBERALISM NOW?

>> THE MICHIGAN PRIMARY.

THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT TOO

STRONG ABOUT THE AYATOLLAH BEING

KILLED BECAUSE A LOT OF THE

CONSTITUENTS OUT THERE ARE UPSET

ABOUT THAT.

YOU CAN PROBABLY TAKE A POSITION

WITH THE AYATOLLAH BEING KILLED

OR HAMAS BEING BAD OR ISRAEL

HAVING A RIGHT TO EXIST WHICH AL

SAYED SEVERAL TIMES HAS SAID--

HE FOUND IT HARD TO GET TO A

YES.

>> Bill: RIGHT.

I DON'T THINK AL SAYED IS A

TERRORIST.

I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIM TO

KNOW WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT

SOMETHING, SOME OF THE ISSUES.

HE WANTS TO BE IN AMERICA AND HE

WANTS TO HAVE AMERICAN VALUES.

I CERTAINLY WOULD HOPE THAT TO

BE THE CASE.

BUT COME OUT FORTHRIGHTLY AND

SAY WE DO NOT WANT TO BE THE

COUNTRY THAT DOES NOT ALLOW GAY

SHIPS TO DOCK.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO.

[APPLAUSE]

OKAY.

SO TRUMP GOT TWO GUYS THIS IN.

TWO OF THE PEOPLE, TODD BLANCHE

HIS PERSONAL LAWYER.

OKAY.

JACK KENNEDY AND HIS BROTHER AS

ATTORNEY GENERAL.

JON OSSOFF, I THINK THAT'S THE

GUY THE DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE

LOOKING TO.

I THINK HE MADE SOME INTERESTING

THINGS.

OF COURSE HE'S A JEW SO FORGET

IT.

HE SAID TODD BLANCHE-- MAYBE IT

WAS JAY CLAYTON.

WHO COULD NOT GET HIMSELF TO SAY

TRUMP LOST THE 2020 ELECTION.

ARE TOO EMBARRASSED?

THIS IS THE RIGHT QUESTION TO BE

ASKING A REPUBLICAN.

AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED?

THAT YOU HAVE TO SIT HERE

KNOWING THAT DONALD TRUMP

WATCHING YOU AND YOU CAN'T SAY

WHAT EVERYBODY HERE SITTING IN

THIS ROOM KNOWS.

HOW CAN YOU DO YOUR JOB UNDER

THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES?

THAT'S THE QUESTION THE

DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE ASKING.

>> IT GOES TO YOUR JEANINE PIRRO

THING IN THE MONOLOGUE.

THE WAY YOU GOT THE JOB WAS

NODDING ENOUGH WHEN THE

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS ABSOLUTE

B.S.

YOU GOT THE JOB FOR THAT REASON.

AND THEN YOU COME UP.

THIS HAPPENED WITH DAN BONGINO

AND EVERYBODY ELSE.

SUDDENLY YOU COME INTO THE

OFFICE AND YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING

THE LIE IN OFFICE.

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT.

SO THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND HAVE

A ROUGH MEETING WITH THE

PRESIDENT.

THINK ABOUT THE WORLD THAT WE

ARE IN RIGHT NOW.

YOU EITHER HAVE TO SAY THE 2020

ELECTION WAS RIGGED OR IN THE

CASE OF RFK JUNIOR, THE 2004

ELECTION WAS RIGGED AGAINST

DEMOCRATS.

THAT'S A REALLY BAD PLACE.

WE ARE IN A EPISTEMIC DEAD END

RIGHT NOW.

>> Bill: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU

VERY MUCH.

VERY FUN.

TIME FOR "NEW RULES."

♪

NEW RULE: NOW THAT JEANINE PIRO

STOOD UP TO TRUMP AND SAID SHE

WON'T PROSECUTE THE GUY TRUMP

ACCUSED OF VANDALIZING THE

REFLECTING POOL-- SHE HAS TO

TELL US: WHY DON'T YOU WANT

AMERICA TO BE GREAT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND DON'T THINK TRUMP ISN'T

GOING TO GET BACK AT YOU.

THAT 200% TARIFF ON FRENCH WINE?

NOW IT'S 300%.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NEW RULE: SCOLDS AND PRUDES HAVE

TO STOP SAYING THERE'S SOMETHING

WEIRD ABOUT MAINE SENATE

CANDIDATE TROY JACKSON BEING

MARRIED TO HIS SECOND COUSIN.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MAINE?

THERE ARE THREE THINGS TO DO:

MARRY YOUR COUSIN, GET LYME

DISEASE, AND KILL CAMP

COUNSELORS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY

MARRIED, THEY JUST HAVE A COUPLE

OF KIDS.

MARRYING YOUR COUSIN?

THAT WOULD BE GROSS.

NEW RULE: SINCE I COULDN'T MAKE

THIS YEAR'S INTERNATIONAL

ALPHORN FESTIVAL IN NAHN-DAH,

SWITZERLAND, PLEASE SIGN ME UP

FOR NEXT YEAR, BECAUSE I'M DYING

TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU PUT THE

WEED IN AND HOW YOU LIGHT IT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND I HEAR THE MUSIC SUCKS, BUT

THE SNACKS AFTERWARD ARE

AMAZING.

NEW RULE: NOW THAT SCIENTISTS

HAVE CREATED THE FIRST EVER 3D

MAP OF THE NERVES RUNNING TO AND

FROM THE FEMALE CLITORIS, THEY

HAVE TO TELL ME: WHY DOES IT

LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THE COVER OF

THE EAGLES "ONE OF THESE NIGHTS"

ALBUM?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NEW RULE: DESIGNERS AT A.I.

MOGA MUST TELL US WHY THEIR NEW

HUMANOID ROBOT COMES WITH BLONDE

HAIR AND A PHAT ASS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

HAVE YOU MET A HUMAN MALE?

WE'LL STICK OUR DICK IN THE

VACUUM CLEANER.

HERE'S A SIGN YOU'RE LIVING IN A

FUTURE NOBODY WANTS.

WHEN YOU MEET A GIRL AT THE

CLUB, AND TELL HER "BACK THAT

THING UP," SHE SAYS "YOU MEAN TO

THE CLOUD?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND FINALLY, NEW RULE STOP

THREATENING TO PUT EVERYONE IN

JAIL WHO YOU JUST DON'T LIKE.

THE WAY SENATOR RAND PAUL IS

TRYING TO DO NOW WITH

DR. ANTHONY FAUCI.

WHO IS BACK IN THE NEWS BECAUSE

SENATOR PAUL-- FORMERLY OF THE

"PRIVACY IS EVERYTHING" WING OF

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY-- GOT HOLD

OF DR. FAUCI'S PERSONAL DIARY,

AND PUBLISHED ALL OF IT.

RAND, BABE, YOUR ENTIRE BRAND IS

SENATOR "RIGHT TO PRIVACY."

YOU'RE THE LIBERTARIAN GUY, THE

FOURTH AMENDMENT GUY.

IT'S YOUR FAMILY LEGACY.

YOUR ENTIRE POLITICAL CAREER HAS

BEEN ABOUT WARNING US ABOUT

GOVERNMENT OVERREACH.

YOU PRINTING SOMEONE'S DIARY IS

LIKE AOC WEARING A GOWN THAT

SAYS, "TAX THE POOR."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND SO WE ENTER YET ANOTHER NEWS

STORY THAT ILLUSTRATES THE

RORSCHACH TEST THAT IS AMERICA:

DR. FAUCI, DEPENDING ON YOUR

POLITICS, IS AN ESTEEMED,

DEDICATED PUBLIC SERVANT OR A

VAIN, FLAWED BUREAUCRAT.

WELL, IT'S BOTH.

LIFE'S COMPLICATED THAT WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY

COMPLICATED?

SCIENCE.

AND DR. FAUCI DEFINITELY GOT

SOME OF THAT WRONG.

HE SAID IF YOU GOT THE VACCINE,

IT WAS HIGHLY UNLIKELY YOU'D GET

COVID OR TRANSMIT IT.

WRONG.

OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT BECAUSE IT

WAS PART OF SOME SELF-DEALING

PLOT-- THINGS WERE CHANGING

RAPIDLY-- THEY JUST GOT IT

WRONG.

THAT'S SCIENCE.

REPORTS OF FAUCI DELIBERATELY

LYING ARE BASED ON LAZY

RESEARCH, INCLUDING FROM

CENTRISTS, THAT GOT TIMELINES

WRONG OR TRANSPOSED.

BUT FAUCI COULD BE UNFORGIVING

TOO.

IN HIS DIARY, HE DESCRIBES A

DISPUTE WITH ANOTHER MEDICAL

ADVISOR, SCOTT ATLAS, WHO WANTED

TO KEEP THE SCHOOLS OPEN, WHICH

FAUCI TOLD HIS DEAR DIARY,

"BORDERS ON CRIMINAL."

NO, HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, AND

YOU'RE NOT CRIMINAL, WHICH

SHOULD BE OBVIOUS SINCE ONLY TWO

MONTHS LATER WHEN ATLAS RESIGNED

FAUCI WROTE "THE ONE AREA HE WAS

CORRECT WAS IN SAYING THAT

SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE NOT THE

DRIVERS OF THE OUTBREAK."

OKAY, SO CAN WE NOT CALL PEOPLE

CRIMINALS JUST FOR THE PART THEY

GOT WRONG?

[APPLAUSE]

LOOK, FROM THE BEGINNING THERE

WERE TWO SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT ON

HOW TO HANDLE COVID: ONE WAS THE

MODEL THEY FOLLOWED IN SWEDEN

AND FLORIDA, TWO PLACES THAT

HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON EXCEPT A

LOVE OF OLD PEOPLE IN SWEATERS.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT BOTH PLACES THOUGHT IT WAS

SMARTER-- AND BOTH DID QUITE

WELL-- BY LASER-FOCUSING ON

PROTECTING THE VULNERABLE AND

LETTING LIFE GO ON FOR EVERYONE

ELSE.

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA

TO GET OUT AND GO IN THE SUN FOR

VITAMIN D AND FRESH AIR.

YOU KNOW, CRAZY STUFF.

THE OTHER SIDE?

, OKAY?

THE OTHER SIDE?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THEY ERRED

ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION.

REALLY, REALLY INTO ERRING ON

THAT SIDE.

I SHOWED THIS PICTURE LAST WEEK:

THAT'S A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST

MEETING IN COLORADO.

LAST MONTH!

THAT'S EXTREME, BUT IT'S THE

DIRECTION THAT THAT HALF OF THE

COUNTRY TENDS TOWARD.

DAVID LEONHARDT STUDIED THIS

ISSUE AND WROTE OF DEMOCRATS

DURING THE PANDEMIC "ORGANIZING

THEIR LIVES AROUND COVID IS CORE

TO THEIR IDENTITY AS

PROGRESSIVES."

AND THAT IS THE PLACE WHERE I

HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE HERO

WORSHIP OF ANTHONY FAUCI.

BECAUSE IT SEEMS FAME IS A DRUG

WITH A 100% ADDICTION RATE.

HAVE YOU READ SOME OF THE SHIT

IN FAUCI'S DIARY?

LAST WEEK I PLAYED A GAME HERE

CALLED "WHO SAID IT: FAUCI OR

TRUMP?"

LET'S PLAY: "IT IS NOT HYPERBOLE

TO SAY I AM THE MOST FAMOUS AND

TALKED ABOUT PERSON IN THE

COUNTRY."

"THE NURSES WENT ABSOLUTELY WILD

TO SEE ME."

"I AM SUCH A VALUED SPOKESPERSON

AND A GOOD COMMUNICATOR."

"ONE PERSON SAID THAT TYRA

BANKS WAS SEXY, BUT I WAS EVEN

MORE SEXY THAN SHE WAS."

NONE OF THAT IS TRUMP.

THAT'S ALL FAUCI.

WRITING TO HIMSELF.

AT 80.

WHY?

SO HE CAN READ IT BACK WHEN HE'S

100 AND REMEMBER WHAT A HOT

PIECE OF ASS HE WAS AT 80?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

TALK ABOUT MAIN CHARACTER

SYNDROME!

FAUCI DROPS CELEBRITY NAMES LIKE

60 MINUTES DROPS CORRESPONDENTS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT THAT IN

THE 1950'S JONAS SALK KEPT A

DIARY AS HE WAS DEVELOPING THE

POLIO VACCINE, BUT IT WAS MOSTLY

ABOUT HOW HE GOT TO MEET HOWDY

DOODY.

AM I SAYING ALL OF FAUCI'S

DECISIONS CAME ABOUT BECAUSE HE

WAS LAPPING UP THE ADULATION?

NO, BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY AWFULLY

HARD NOT TO NOTICE HOW MUCH

FAUCI IS ENERGIZED BY BEING

EMBRACED BY ONE PARTICULAR

CULTURAL TRIBE.

IT WAS JULIA ROBERTS WHO WERE

TELLING FAUCI HE WAS JESUS WITH

A PETRI DISH.

NOT RANDY QUAID.

AND THAT SIDE LIKES TO THINK OF

THEMSELVES AS THE PURELY

"SCIENCE" PEOPLE, EVEN THOUGH

KEEPING KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL THAT

LONG AND TRAUMATIZING

TWO-YEAR-OLDS WITH MASKS WASN'T

GOOD SCIENCE.

FAUCI SUPPORTED SOME STRANGE

POLICIES FOR SUCH AN ESTEEMED

EPIDEMIOLOGIST.

NATURAL IMMUNITY DOESN'T COUNT

NOW?

MEANING, EVEN IF YOU'VE HAD THE

DISEASE, YOU STILL HAD TO GET

THE SHOT?

THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE WHAT

PFIZER AND FAUCI'S CELEBRITY

FRIENDS WANTED TO HEAR.

HE LET THIS SHIT GO TO HIS HEAD.

TURNS OUT THE REALLY DANGEROUS

"INTIMATE CONTACT" WASN'T

SHAKING HANDS, IT WAS KISSING

ASS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND YET, HE IS SO VERY, VERY FAR

AWAY FROM BEING A CRIMINAL.

PLEASE, HE'S NOT DR. MENGELE

BECAUSE YOUR KID HAD TO TAKE

ALGEBRA ON ZOOM; HE PUT IN A LOT

OF SERVICE FOR THE COUNTRY.

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WAS

SOMEWHAT SEDUCED.

I MEAN, ASK YOURSELF, WHAT

HAPPENS EVERY TIME IN HIGH

SCHOOL THE NERDY KID GETS

INVITED TO THE COOL KID'S

TABLE?

OKAY, THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED--

BUT IF IT DID LOOK, WHEN SOMEONE

STROKES YOUR EGO IT AFFECTS YOUR

OPINIONS, AND IT'S ALL TOO EASY

TO GO FROM "EVERYONE SAYS I'M

AMAZING" TO "ONLY IDIOTS

DISAGREE WITH ME."

HOLLYWOOD CO-OPTED FAUCI, AND

FAUCI TOLD THE COUNTRY WHAT

HOLLYWOOD WANTED IT TO HEAR: "IF

YOU GO OUTSIDE YOU'LL DIE.

SO SEND YOUR ASSISTANT."

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

I WANNA THANK MY GUESTS MATT

WELCH, TARA PALMERI AND MIKE

ROWE.

CLUB RANDOM DROPS EVERY MONDAY

ON YOUTUBE, OR LISTEN WHEREVER

YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS.

NOW GO WATCH "OVERTIME" ON

YOUTUBE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN.

OH, THANK YOU.