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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,674 --> 00:00:02,366 All these gifts you have given me. 2 00:00:04,049 --> 00:00:05,504 New clothes. 3 00:00:06,869 --> 00:00:08,334 A new home. 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,898 With these, I can land on my feet again. 5 00:00:10,965 --> 00:00:13,895 So, for my last wish, 6 00:00:13,962 --> 00:00:15,626 All Powerful Genie, 7 00:00:15,693 --> 00:00:18,889 I'll wish for your freedom. 8 00:00:22,221 --> 00:00:23,518 You mean it? 9 00:00:23,585 --> 00:00:24,716 It's the least I could do 10 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:27,247 for all you've done for me. 11 00:00:27,314 --> 00:00:28,911 I'll wish you free. 12 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:42,464 Ah! Thank you! 13 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:47,194 Thank you, Gary. Thank you so much. 14 00:00:50,589 --> 00:00:52,786 I hope you like it in here. 15 00:00:56,383 --> 00:00:59,081 What's this? 16 00:00:59,147 --> 00:01:01,644 What's happening to me? 17 00:01:07,304 --> 00:01:09,735 I tried to make it very comfy in there. 18 00:01:09,802 --> 00:01:11,766 Enjoy. 19 00:01:15,229 --> 00:01:17,062 For me? 20 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,523 Good morning. 21 00:01:38,039 --> 00:01:40,535 Okay, now that we're all appropriately caffeinated, 22 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:42,533 we have things to discuss. 23 00:01:43,665 --> 00:01:45,530 - Yes, we do. - Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:45,596 --> 00:01:48,193 - Which is? - Well, Charlie and I think 25 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,558 it'd be a good idea to go over 26 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,423 some of our recent adventures and take stock. 27 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:54,254 I thought we'd been performing admirably together. 28 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,586 Oh, we have. 29 00:01:55,653 --> 00:01:57,683 But Charlie and Liza are right. 30 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,048 Sometimes it's worthwhile just to check in 31 00:02:00,115 --> 00:02:02,312 before tensions get built up. 32 00:02:02,379 --> 00:02:04,509 And spill out in opportune times. 33 00:02:04,576 --> 00:02:08,107 Ah, like our little angry, demonic friend at the school. 34 00:02:08,172 --> 00:02:10,303 Well, yes, I can see the advantages 35 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:11,569 of such an endeavor. 36 00:02:11,635 --> 00:02:12,867 And very intelligent to hold 37 00:02:12,935 --> 00:02:14,999 this meeting in a neutral space, Charlie. 38 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:17,862 It may help to keep more... 39 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,426 extreme reactions in check. 40 00:02:19,493 --> 00:02:20,525 I am sitting right here. 41 00:02:20,592 --> 00:02:22,124 Sound managerial strategy, 42 00:02:22,191 --> 00:02:23,788 one I have observed many times. 43 00:02:23,855 --> 00:02:26,152 But you've never worked with a group before. 44 00:02:26,219 --> 00:02:28,117 No, but now that you are on my team, 45 00:02:28,184 --> 00:02:29,782 I have taken to watching I management videos 46 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,614 on the YouTube. 47 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,012 On your team? 48 00:02:34,079 --> 00:02:35,343 I am the Senior Librarian, 49 00:02:35,409 --> 00:02:36,675 therefore the head of this team. 50 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:38,672 - Okay, Mr. Senior. - You are not in charge. 51 00:02:38,739 --> 00:02:40,271 You wouldn't have survived the first week 52 00:02:40,338 --> 00:02:41,569 if it weren't for me. 53 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:45,465 Back for more? Already? 54 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,429 Of course. Hot chocolate is the best, 55 00:02:48,495 --> 00:02:50,860 and yours is the best in the city. 56 00:02:50,927 --> 00:02:52,124 Oh, thank you. 57 00:02:52,192 --> 00:02:53,223 I will send it to you. 58 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,289 Thank you. 59 00:02:54,356 --> 00:02:56,387 No, I'll be there. 60 00:02:56,453 --> 00:02:57,986 I just wish I could find my keys. 61 00:03:00,716 --> 00:03:02,847 Um, miss? 62 00:03:02,914 --> 00:03:04,079 Are these your keys? 63 00:03:04,145 --> 00:03:05,743 Yeah. 64 00:03:07,075 --> 00:03:09,739 I have held the role longest as anyone here. 65 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:11,071 Okay, Vic, we love you, 66 00:03:11,138 --> 00:03:12,503 but you were in a time bubble 67 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:14,935 for 175 of those years, I don't think they count. 68 00:03:15,001 --> 00:03:16,365 Even discounting those years, 69 00:03:16,432 --> 00:03:18,164 I had a decade to learn the ropes. 70 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:20,228 And yes, there are ropes to learn. 71 00:03:20,295 --> 00:03:21,626 And you think you don't have ropes? 72 00:03:21,693 --> 00:03:23,292 You still barely know how to use your phone. 73 00:03:23,358 --> 00:03:25,323 Yeah, and I keep trying to teach you email, but... 74 00:03:25,389 --> 00:03:26,621 That is irrelevant. I have grasped 75 00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:28,086 the responsibility of our station-- 76 00:03:28,153 --> 00:03:32,515 Hold on, everyone. "Responsibility?" 77 00:03:32,581 --> 00:03:34,612 Ooh, delicious. 78 00:03:34,679 --> 00:03:36,244 Thank you. 79 00:03:37,377 --> 00:03:39,341 Look, I'm sorry. 80 00:03:39,407 --> 00:03:41,106 I wish you say that to my mother. 81 00:03:46,699 --> 00:03:48,865 Uh, i-- it's your mother. 82 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:54,192 Um, hello? 83 00:03:55,725 --> 00:03:57,722 Vikram, I'm sorry, but responsibility 84 00:03:57,788 --> 00:04:00,019 isn't often something we associate with you. 85 00:04:00,086 --> 00:04:01,284 Yeah, no. 86 00:04:01,351 --> 00:04:02,750 It's more agent of chaos. 87 00:04:02,817 --> 00:04:04,748 Remember when you got us stuck in medieval times? 88 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:06,179 You got shot by Cupid's arrow? 89 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,310 You trusted Merlin, and now, Mrs. A 90 00:04:08,376 --> 00:04:10,041 is off somewhere trying to hunt him down. 91 00:04:10,108 --> 00:04:12,039 We all trusted him, and chaos is something 92 00:04:12,106 --> 00:04:13,505 that happens in this job. 93 00:04:13,571 --> 00:04:15,436 You are all wonderful, lovely people, 94 00:04:15,503 --> 00:04:18,000 but you are not yet fully aware of the myriad 95 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,232 a Librarian must face. 96 00:04:19,298 --> 00:04:20,898 If I am to be bound to anyone, 97 00:04:20,964 --> 00:04:22,862 I sometimes wish it was to 98 00:04:22,928 --> 00:04:24,793 a Librarian of more experience. 99 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:28,522 Throw me the idol! Throw... 100 00:04:32,484 --> 00:04:33,750 Charlie? 101 00:04:35,881 --> 00:04:37,412 Vikram? 102 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:42,907 What the hell am I doing in Belgrade? 103 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,670 It could be a matter transference. 104 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:48,134 More likely an effect to the object. 105 00:04:48,201 --> 00:04:49,332 What artifact were you after? 106 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:51,397 It was the Amazonian Shipibo idol, 107 00:04:51,464 --> 00:04:53,596 I don't think it has teleportation abilities. 108 00:04:53,663 --> 00:04:55,860 It could be multispatial. 109 00:04:55,927 --> 00:04:57,791 Where are Mach's notes on unrelativity? 110 00:04:57,858 --> 00:04:59,556 Wasn't there a teleporting Pope 111 00:04:59,622 --> 00:05:01,320 in the 12th century? 112 00:05:03,918 --> 00:05:05,981 - Ready to go. - All right. 113 00:05:06,048 --> 00:05:07,648 You'll be back in the Amazon in mere seconds. 114 00:05:07,713 --> 00:05:09,311 Sorry for the quick trip, but if I don't get back 115 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:11,075 Jones is gonna be eaten by a demon anaconda 116 00:05:11,142 --> 00:05:12,375 and Cassie's gonna end up being 117 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:13,674 the Amazon Queen forever, which-- 118 00:05:13,741 --> 00:05:14,938 We should work on discovering 119 00:05:15,005 --> 00:05:16,171 the reason for your sudden appearance. 120 00:05:16,236 --> 00:05:17,670 Oh, no! 121 00:05:17,737 --> 00:05:20,399 Going already? What a shame. 122 00:05:20,466 --> 00:05:23,163 I can't get through. 123 00:05:23,229 --> 00:05:24,927 Is there a force field or... 124 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:26,860 I just... 125 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,690 No, I can't move further than this spot. 126 00:05:29,756 --> 00:05:30,988 The manual, to the door. 127 00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:32,486 Must be a whole section devoted 128 00:05:32,554 --> 00:05:33,819 to impromptu barriers. 129 00:05:33,886 --> 00:05:35,717 Let's see. 130 00:05:37,581 --> 00:05:38,580 Whoa, here. 131 00:05:39,979 --> 00:05:41,611 - Are you okay? - I just... 132 00:05:44,608 --> 00:05:46,639 What on Earth? 133 00:05:49,235 --> 00:05:52,466 It's like they're tied together. 134 00:06:05,651 --> 00:06:07,149 It will work this time. 135 00:06:07,216 --> 00:06:08,482 It's not gonna work. 136 00:06:08,548 --> 00:06:11,378 It will work this time. 137 00:06:11,445 --> 00:06:13,342 In three... 138 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:14,842 two... 139 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,540 one go. 140 00:06:20,702 --> 00:06:22,300 Come on! 141 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:35,952 Get off me. 142 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:39,282 I told you. 143 00:06:39,349 --> 00:06:42,446 Okay, we took care of everything. 144 00:06:42,512 --> 00:06:44,043 Got the Shipibo idol, 145 00:06:44,109 --> 00:06:47,441 and Cassandra Cillian is no longer Amazon royalty. 146 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:49,237 She kinda seemed disappointed, though. 147 00:06:49,304 --> 00:06:51,669 Well, she does own several tiaras. 148 00:06:51,735 --> 00:06:53,033 How's things going here? 149 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,066 Well, we're testing certain theories, 150 00:06:54,132 --> 00:06:56,129 making observations. 151 00:06:56,197 --> 00:06:57,596 You two are still stuck together? 152 00:06:57,662 --> 00:06:59,160 Yes. 153 00:07:00,559 --> 00:07:01,725 I fought a snake. 154 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,489 Ezekiel Jones is the man. 155 00:07:05,322 --> 00:07:06,186 Where's my watch? 156 00:07:06,252 --> 00:07:08,849 That would be Ezekiel Jones. 157 00:07:10,416 --> 00:07:11,615 Touche. 158 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,780 Still stuck together? 159 00:07:12,845 --> 00:07:14,378 It seems so. 160 00:07:14,445 --> 00:07:15,876 I'm going to put this in the library. 161 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:18,274 Don't go anywhere. 162 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:21,437 That's not going to be a problem. 163 00:07:21,504 --> 00:07:23,669 Guys, did you know that this door 164 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,600 is an Einstein Rosen bridge? 165 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:26,897 Mr. Jenkins told me. 166 00:07:26,964 --> 00:07:29,762 It's a parallel subspace dimensional portal 167 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:32,191 that connects via symbolic entryways. 168 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:33,391 Are you two still stuck together? 169 00:07:33,457 --> 00:07:35,088 - Very much so. - Still stuck together. 170 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,886 - Still stuck together. - Okay, well, we did confirm 171 00:07:36,953 --> 00:07:38,552 that the Shipibo idol does not 172 00:07:38,618 --> 00:07:40,016 have any teleportation 173 00:07:40,082 --> 00:07:41,715 or magic handcuffing capabilities. 174 00:07:41,781 --> 00:07:44,145 Ah! Which means? 175 00:07:44,212 --> 00:07:46,744 Which means you guys did this. 176 00:07:46,809 --> 00:07:48,806 Uh, but we didn't do anything. 177 00:07:48,873 --> 00:07:51,138 The pendulum hadn't gone off. We weren't chasing an artifact. 178 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:53,370 All right. 179 00:07:53,436 --> 00:07:55,268 What were you doing at that coffee shop? 180 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:58,895 Ah, we were engaged in a team building exercise, 181 00:07:58,962 --> 00:08:01,294 a ritualistic airing of frustrations 182 00:08:01,361 --> 00:08:03,824 in the hopes of staving off any future issues. 183 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:05,955 Mmm. They beat you up a little bit. 184 00:08:06,022 --> 00:08:07,621 Yes, indeed. Most unfair. 185 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,051 Uh, it's not fair. You were saying 186 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:10,285 that you knew more than us. 187 00:08:10,351 --> 00:08:11,982 And were generally better than us. 188 00:08:12,048 --> 00:08:13,381 That's not what I meant at all. 189 00:08:13,448 --> 00:08:16,612 Guys, adjusting to a team, it takes a minute. 190 00:08:16,677 --> 00:08:18,908 All right, you got to figure out how to help everybody grow 191 00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:20,872 while playing to their strengths. 192 00:08:20,938 --> 00:08:22,505 Precisely what I was trying to say. 193 00:08:22,571 --> 00:08:24,002 I knew you'd understand. 194 00:08:24,069 --> 00:08:26,033 What do you mean you knew I would understand? 195 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,599 When we were expressing our frustration... 196 00:08:28,665 --> 00:08:30,129 Mercilessly flogging. 197 00:08:30,196 --> 00:08:32,328 Vikram said it would be nice 198 00:08:32,394 --> 00:08:35,723 if there was a more experienced Librarian around. 199 00:08:37,189 --> 00:08:38,255 Bound. 200 00:08:38,322 --> 00:08:40,385 - Huh? - Bound. 201 00:08:40,452 --> 00:08:42,715 He said he wished he were bound 202 00:08:42,782 --> 00:08:44,846 to a more experienced Librarian. 203 00:08:44,913 --> 00:08:46,811 He said "wished?" 204 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:48,975 Yes, I might have used that term. 205 00:08:49,042 --> 00:08:51,838 You kno-- you wished?! You wish-- 206 00:08:51,905 --> 00:08:53,672 Stop moving! 207 00:08:53,736 --> 00:08:56,302 My God, it's wish magic. 208 00:08:56,368 --> 00:08:58,865 Okay, wish magic. That's fine. 209 00:08:58,932 --> 00:09:00,630 - No, it's not fine. - No, it's not. 210 00:09:00,696 --> 00:09:02,727 There are dozens of different types of wish magic. 211 00:09:02,794 --> 00:09:04,360 Wishing well, wish upon a star... 212 00:09:04,426 --> 00:09:05,791 And humans are hardwired 213 00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:07,356 to want shortcuts to what they desire. 214 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:10,686 Okay, so there will be a wishing object 215 00:09:10,752 --> 00:09:11,918 in the vicinity of the coffee shop. 216 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:14,016 Which is where we shall go. 217 00:09:14,082 --> 00:09:16,779 Connor, Lysa, will you find out 218 00:09:16,846 --> 00:09:18,444 what wish magic we're dealing with? 219 00:09:18,511 --> 00:09:20,442 - No... - Come along, Mr. Stone. 220 00:09:20,509 --> 00:09:22,740 Wait, can we talk about this? We have to wait for Charlie-- 221 00:09:22,805 --> 00:09:25,204 We're gonna keep a low profi-- 222 00:09:25,271 --> 00:09:27,135 Awesome. 223 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,289 Could you try to keep up? 224 00:09:39,356 --> 00:09:41,487 Can you try to remember that we're tethered together? 225 00:09:41,553 --> 00:09:44,617 My apologies, but it is imperative we find the source 226 00:09:44,682 --> 00:09:46,249 to our situation with the utmost hast. 227 00:09:46,315 --> 00:09:47,679 You're not wrong. 228 00:09:47,746 --> 00:09:50,211 Wish magic in the wild is like chaos waiting to happen. 229 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:52,108 - I remember this one time... - Ah, here we are. 230 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:55,637 - Chupacabra-- - Good afternoon, my lady. 231 00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,735 What can I get you? 232 00:09:57,802 --> 00:10:00,533 Just to have a few words with your lovely self. 233 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,396 Did you happen to notice me when I was here earlier? 234 00:10:03,463 --> 00:10:06,061 Um, no, I didn't. 235 00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:10,621 Oh, I was with some friends. 236 00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:12,520 I tend to stand out. 237 00:10:12,587 --> 00:10:14,384 Listen, if you're not going to order something, I... 238 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:16,583 Hi. 239 00:10:16,648 --> 00:10:20,079 Howdy, how you doing? All my friend is trying to say 240 00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:23,275 is that he forgot something when he was in here earlier. 241 00:10:23,342 --> 00:10:25,473 - He's a little absent-minded. - You're an American. 242 00:10:25,539 --> 00:10:27,205 - I am. - Yeah, so speak more slowly 243 00:10:27,271 --> 00:10:29,069 - like you would a child. - He's forgetful, 244 00:10:29,136 --> 00:10:32,365 otherwise, I'm sure he would have remembered meeting you. 245 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,563 Is there any way we could see 246 00:10:35,627 --> 00:10:37,725 what was going on in here 247 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:41,223 in this very beautiful coffee shop 248 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:42,720 when he was here before? 249 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,213 Did anyone lose an eyelash at the coffee shop? 250 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,478 Not to my knowledge. 251 00:10:51,545 --> 00:10:54,475 Can rule that out then. 252 00:10:55,706 --> 00:10:57,039 Vikram is so annoying. 253 00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:58,970 This is a very complex situation, 254 00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,835 and he's currently affected by wish magic. 255 00:11:00,902 --> 00:11:02,467 Yeah, well, at least he's with Stone. 256 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,663 Okay, I have used 257 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,329 quantum computing to narrow down the field 258 00:11:06,395 --> 00:11:07,960 of wish magic we might be dealing with here. 259 00:11:08,027 --> 00:11:09,658 There were no meteorological events, 260 00:11:09,725 --> 00:11:11,158 so that rules out falling stars. 261 00:11:11,224 --> 00:11:13,888 Vikram didn't rub a lamp, so no Djinn. 262 00:11:13,954 --> 00:11:16,185 And laws of fairy magic... 263 00:11:17,749 --> 00:11:19,981 Guys, check this out. 264 00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:21,645 Did you find something in the books? 265 00:11:21,712 --> 00:11:23,477 No, in the world. 266 00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:25,775 Look, my mom posted about 267 00:11:25,841 --> 00:11:27,806 how her kid was super sad that guinea pig had died. 268 00:11:27,873 --> 00:11:29,238 Kid wished it was alive. 269 00:11:29,304 --> 00:11:31,567 And when he got back, the guinea pig was back 270 00:11:31,634 --> 00:11:33,034 in his cage chewing lettuce. 271 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,765 "The guinea pig was no worse for wear 272 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:38,195 after the two days spent buried in the backyard." 273 00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:41,225 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, they lived three blocks 274 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,156 from the coffee shop, so I did a search 275 00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:46,551 of the area for more reports on wish phenomena. 276 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,785 Check this out. 277 00:11:47,851 --> 00:11:50,382 We finally made it to... 278 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,278 Belgrade. 279 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,310 I wish it was a little 280 00:11:55,377 --> 00:11:56,674 less crowded, though. 281 00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:04,067 What happened? 282 00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:05,366 Where did everyone go? 283 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:06,564 Ah! 284 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:08,929 Whoa, whoa, go back. 285 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,092 Belgrade! 286 00:12:12,158 --> 00:12:15,055 I wish it was a little less... 287 00:12:15,122 --> 00:12:17,518 There. That orange coat. 288 00:12:17,585 --> 00:12:19,018 When we were at the coffee shop, 289 00:12:19,085 --> 00:12:20,782 there was someone in an orange coat like that. 290 00:12:20,849 --> 00:12:22,747 - Are you sure? - I did a situational 291 00:12:22,814 --> 00:12:26,210 awareness course with the FBI, so yeah, I'm sure. 292 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,605 An orange coat, you say? 293 00:12:29,673 --> 00:12:30,972 Well, I shall ask. 294 00:12:31,038 --> 00:12:32,970 I'll try to get a word in edgewise. 295 00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:34,002 It's perfect. 296 00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:35,633 This is perfect. Thank you so much. 297 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,332 This hot chocolate is perfect. 298 00:12:37,398 --> 00:12:38,529 Is this your recipe, darling? 299 00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:40,661 Excuse me, is there perhaps someone 300 00:12:40,728 --> 00:12:43,059 visible in that footage wearing an orange coat? 301 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,957 That guy right there. 302 00:12:45,023 --> 00:12:46,689 Oh, yeah, him. 303 00:12:46,755 --> 00:12:47,987 Yeah, last few days, 304 00:12:48,054 --> 00:12:49,985 he's come in every couple of hours. 305 00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:51,716 He's addicted to our hot chocolate. 306 00:12:51,783 --> 00:12:53,714 Well, he's got a good taste. 307 00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:56,377 Charlie, you were right. 308 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,276 There was someone in an orange... 309 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,573 coat. 310 00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:03,536 I think you could burn me a-- 311 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,700 Vikram! Stop! 312 00:13:18,121 --> 00:13:19,786 Sorry. 313 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:38,398 Charlie, it's a genie. 314 00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:40,897 But not just that. 315 00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:42,495 It's a free genie. 316 00:13:42,562 --> 00:13:44,293 Vikram! 317 00:13:51,719 --> 00:13:52,018 Now that we've covered the difference between Djinns 318 00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:57,912 and genies, let's turn our attention to our genie. 319 00:13:57,979 --> 00:14:00,876 And... 320 00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,640 why free genies are a bad thing. 321 00:14:02,707 --> 00:14:04,738 Why are we subjected to this? 322 00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:06,469 I think he misses teaching sometimes. 323 00:14:06,536 --> 00:14:08,267 Now, historically, the library 324 00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:10,664 doesn't have a lot of experience dealing with Genies. 325 00:14:10,731 --> 00:14:13,561 Who could tell me why? Lysa. 326 00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:15,193 Because a Genie's magic is a closed loop. 327 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,724 The person who rubs the bottle gets three wishes. 328 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,421 The wishes are granted, typically with a trick, 329 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:21,653 or a lesson to be learned, 330 00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:22,985 and then it's back in the bottle. 331 00:14:23,052 --> 00:14:25,249 Correct, Ms. Pascal. 332 00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:29,245 However, a freed genie has... 333 00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:31,409 No limits. 334 00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:34,639 They can grant wishes to anyone at any time. 335 00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:35,938 Even wishes people make when 336 00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:37,369 they don't realize they're making them? 337 00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:39,301 Yeah, so even if the Genie thinks 338 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:42,131 he's doing something nice, there are... 339 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:45,295 - Unintended consequences. - Unintended consequences. 340 00:14:45,361 --> 00:14:47,525 - Yes. - Okay, so say you're 341 00:14:47,592 --> 00:14:49,423 on a flight and you wish it would land sooner, 342 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,087 and suddenly you're falling from the sky. 343 00:14:51,154 --> 00:14:54,717 Or as we saw, someone wishes for a little less crowded downtown, 344 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,816 and suddenly we have dozens of missing persons. 345 00:14:56,882 --> 00:15:00,745 Or some poor kid wishes his guinea pig didn't die, 346 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,775 and suddenly... 347 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,637 Zombie guinea pig. 348 00:15:07,703 --> 00:15:08,803 No! 349 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:11,066 Zombie guinea pig. 350 00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:12,998 Oh, it's okay, little guy. 351 00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:16,427 It looks like a normal guinea pig. 352 00:15:16,494 --> 00:15:18,292 Mom couldn't wait to get him out of the house. 353 00:15:18,359 --> 00:15:19,724 He was freaking her out. 354 00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,954 I'm gonna name him Ambrose. 355 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,653 So much raw power in the world, 356 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,383 having Mr. Stone here is the least of our problems. 357 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,048 It's the most of mine. 358 00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:29,946 Well, luckily, genie magic 359 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,511 is restricted to only granting wishes. 360 00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:34,674 They can't just go do magic on their own. 361 00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:36,506 But Vikram said he turned his genie bottle 362 00:15:36,572 --> 00:15:38,171 into a water bottle. 363 00:15:38,239 --> 00:15:39,969 That I couldn't find an answer for. 364 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:43,731 It's the bottle's magic, not the genie, okay? 365 00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:46,795 For protection, the bottle can camouflage itself 366 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,327 to hide in plain sight. 367 00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:49,725 The bottle is the key to stopping the genie. 368 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,389 If we get the genie back in the bottle, 369 00:15:51,457 --> 00:15:53,021 his magic becomes a closed loop again. 370 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:54,520 First things first, we got to find him. 371 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,518 I might be able to help with that. 372 00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:58,616 You see, the barista gave me... 373 00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:01,113 - I was there, too. - ...The security footage. 374 00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:02,644 She said the genie comes in 375 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,142 multiple times a day for hot chocolate. 376 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:06,474 He's never had chocolate before. 377 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,673 No wonder he's so obsessed. 378 00:16:07,739 --> 00:16:09,870 So it's a stakeout. Let's go. 379 00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:12,101 Okay, I'm going to stay here and go over the security footage. 380 00:16:12,169 --> 00:16:14,499 Mr. Stone and I will take point. 381 00:16:14,565 --> 00:16:16,297 - Charlie, you and Connor-- - Connor and I will take point. 382 00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:17,929 You two being tied together 383 00:16:17,994 --> 00:16:20,958 makes protecting you infinitely more complicated. 384 00:16:21,025 --> 00:16:22,423 Fine. 385 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:24,654 We shall watch from a bush. 386 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,750 I hope it's a cranberry bush. 387 00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:35,576 Stop looking around like 388 00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:38,141 a freshman trying to find his classroom. 389 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,271 It's my first stake out. 390 00:16:40,337 --> 00:16:42,369 I just wish we had... 391 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,199 Let's not use the W word, okay? 392 00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:52,957 Here we go. 393 00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:03,413 Wait, what are you doing? It's too dangerous 394 00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,210 with all these people around, Charlie said, wait. 395 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,676 We can take him right now. 396 00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:08,408 What, do you wanna throw a burlap sack over his head 397 00:17:08,474 --> 00:17:09,873 and wrestle him out of here? 398 00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:11,238 Yes. 399 00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:14,069 Now, do you have a sack handy? 400 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:17,864 Here I am again. 401 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,064 I ordered ahead. 402 00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:21,893 Let me just find my wallet. 403 00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:26,788 Yeah, I know, I know. It's ready. 404 00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:29,020 Wow, delicious. 405 00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:30,417 - Thank you. - Thank you. 406 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,949 Okay, the bottle's in this bag. 407 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,080 Worth every D-note. 408 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,977 And he's got his order. 409 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,797 Let's go. 410 00:17:48,864 --> 00:17:49,963 You two stay here. 411 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,462 You're a little tied up right now. 412 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:53,293 Certainly not-- 413 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,856 Copy that, Charlie. 414 00:17:58,154 --> 00:18:00,087 You can keep trying. 415 00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:02,149 You ain't going anywhere if I'm not moving. 416 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,446 Why must you be so infuriating? 417 00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:08,044 You know, when I first arrived, 418 00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:09,442 I was inclined to take your side. 419 00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:10,773 Everybody makes mistakes. 420 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,074 But you keep making them. 421 00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:13,704 It's like you're doing it on purpose. 422 00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,479 Hello, Librarians. 423 00:18:36,546 --> 00:18:39,977 Did you wander down this smelly alley, too? 424 00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:41,441 You know who we are? 425 00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:43,805 Of course. I'm a genie, silly. 426 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,170 You're a free genie, 427 00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:46,669 granting every wish you hear. 428 00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:48,134 Yes. 429 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,532 It's delightful, isn't it? 430 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:52,329 - You have to stop. - Why? 431 00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:54,128 We get that you're trying to help people, 432 00:18:54,193 --> 00:18:55,826 but it's causing major problems. 433 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:56,959 Oh, I know. 434 00:18:57,025 --> 00:18:58,689 - You know? - Yes. 435 00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:02,152 The problems are the point, of course. 436 00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:05,549 I was enslaved for a millennia. 437 00:19:05,615 --> 00:19:07,746 A millennia! 438 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,278 Why? 439 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,142 Because humanity is greedy. 440 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,574 That's why. 441 00:19:12,641 --> 00:19:14,739 "I wish for more money," 442 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:17,735 "more love," "better looks." 443 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:19,666 You two are fine on that score, by the way, 444 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:24,228 but most people are just not satisfied. 445 00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:27,458 And now that I'm free, I'll teach them all. 446 00:19:27,525 --> 00:19:30,288 to be satisfied. 447 00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:33,151 I'll grant every wish they make, 448 00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:35,950 and they will realize that their greed 449 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:38,113 and desires cause nothing 450 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:40,677 but chaos. 451 00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,841 They'll destroy the world with their wants, 452 00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:46,471 and no one will ever 453 00:19:46,538 --> 00:19:49,301 make a wish... 454 00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:51,266 Again. 455 00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:56,795 This is where you try and stop me. 456 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,991 - I'm just disappointed. - Oh. 457 00:19:59,058 --> 00:20:00,690 I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. 458 00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:02,488 I wasn't. 459 00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:04,786 But I also know you can't do anything to us without a wish. 460 00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:07,915 So I like my odds. 461 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:10,612 Well, allow me to change those. 462 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,110 Oh, boys. 463 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:15,507 Here they come. 464 00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:17,939 Librarians, let me introduce you 465 00:20:18,004 --> 00:20:21,801 to Jackson, Justin, Brandon, and... 466 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:25,063 uh, I want to say Derek. 467 00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,195 Whatever. Believe it or not, 468 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:29,525 they are 12-year-old boys who wished 469 00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:33,788 to be as big and strong as their favorite MMA fighters. 470 00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:35,452 And now they are, 471 00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,450 and they'll do anything for me. 472 00:20:37,516 --> 00:20:41,113 Boys, take care of them, would you? 473 00:20:48,238 --> 00:20:49,437 I would say it's been fun, 474 00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:52,601 but honestly, this is the fun part. 475 00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:57,162 I got cheat codes to all your favorite games! 476 00:20:57,228 --> 00:20:58,694 Not the face, dude. 477 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:02,624 Not the face! Not the-- 478 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,519 Get the genie! 479 00:21:07,418 --> 00:21:09,449 - Can't let you do that. - Ooh! 480 00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:32,257 Aww! 481 00:21:35,488 --> 00:21:37,019 Wish you could stop me? 482 00:21:38,318 --> 00:21:40,549 Really? 483 00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:56,265 I told you she had it covered. 484 00:21:56,331 --> 00:21:58,429 - Charlie, are you all right? - I'm fine. 485 00:22:00,761 --> 00:22:04,889 Now, I hope you've learned that fighting is very, very bad. 486 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:06,822 I'm calling all your mothers. 487 00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:08,319 Genie got away. 488 00:22:08,386 --> 00:22:10,084 Revenir a la case depart! 489 00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:12,615 He's saying we're back to square one. 490 00:22:12,682 --> 00:22:15,612 - What? - Oh, well, not exactly. 491 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,907 Bien joué, Connor. Bien joué. 492 00:22:24,269 --> 00:22:26,033 - It's definitely the genie's? - Mm-hmm. 493 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,864 Quick switcheroo with a similar bottle. 494 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,896 So, you had to improvise 495 00:22:29,962 --> 00:22:31,695 when things weren't going your way. 496 00:22:31,761 --> 00:22:33,559 Mmm, Viks, that wasn't improv, 497 00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:35,823 me and Charlie planned it in advance. 498 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:37,820 Well, planning beats chaos every time. 499 00:22:37,888 --> 00:22:40,118 Okay, so I was going through the footage from 500 00:22:40,185 --> 00:22:42,282 the coffee shop, and then, see here? 501 00:22:42,349 --> 00:22:43,847 While he was waiting for his order, 502 00:22:43,914 --> 00:22:45,113 our genie was on his phone. 503 00:22:45,179 --> 00:22:46,679 Bet he wasn't playing Candy Crush. 504 00:22:46,745 --> 00:22:49,142 So I did some light hacking of the coffee shop's WiFi 505 00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:52,039 and there were four patrons using it during that timestamp. 506 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,304 Three were on their socials, 507 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:56,134 and one was on a travel agency website. 508 00:22:56,201 --> 00:22:59,864 Uh-huh, looks like our genie is about to skip town. 509 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:02,595 Why would he skip? 510 00:23:02,662 --> 00:23:04,459 Probably the same reason you do. 511 00:23:08,489 --> 00:23:10,186 Okay, if I can get into the agency's computers, 512 00:23:10,252 --> 00:23:12,816 we can find out where the genie's booked his flight. 513 00:23:14,316 --> 00:23:15,813 - Hi. - Hi. 514 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,646 We were hoping you could tell us if a ma-- 515 00:23:17,712 --> 00:23:19,776 Don't worry, Boris. 516 00:23:22,641 --> 00:23:24,870 They're here for me. 517 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,967 Hello, Librarians. 518 00:23:34,461 --> 00:23:36,292 Don't try rubbing it. 519 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:37,990 The thought hadn't even crossed my mind. 520 00:23:38,056 --> 00:23:39,456 But it has now, hasn't it? 521 00:23:39,522 --> 00:23:41,919 I'm perplexed, this morning at the coffee house, 522 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,251 everyone had feelings to air, but not me. 523 00:23:44,317 --> 00:23:45,981 No, no complaints about anyone. 524 00:23:46,047 --> 00:23:47,513 Of course you didn't. 525 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,944 You don't see us as your equals. 526 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,643 You see us as pupils still learning. 527 00:23:50,711 --> 00:23:51,874 You are still learning. 528 00:23:51,941 --> 00:23:53,872 So are you. 529 00:23:53,939 --> 00:23:55,705 Learning how to do this together. 530 00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,968 There's nothing in here. 531 00:23:58,034 --> 00:24:00,998 No protocol on how to reunite a genie with its bottle. 532 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,331 As a matter of fact, in this journal, 533 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,495 it says it's not even the genie's lamp. 534 00:24:04,562 --> 00:24:06,427 So we're on our own. 535 00:24:06,493 --> 00:24:08,591 Time to see if this infernal contraption 536 00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:09,989 can provide any illumination. 537 00:24:10,055 --> 00:24:11,388 - Can you not do that? - No, wait. 538 00:24:11,455 --> 00:24:13,286 - I was just trying to-- - Hey! 539 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,450 Stop that, please. 540 00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:18,080 What was that? 541 00:24:18,147 --> 00:24:21,177 Uh, that came from the bottle. 542 00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:24,408 Hello? 543 00:24:24,473 --> 00:24:26,737 Can you help me? 544 00:24:28,503 --> 00:24:30,000 How did you get in there? 545 00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:33,696 I made a wish with a genie to set him free, 546 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:36,395 and then I found myself in here. 547 00:24:36,461 --> 00:24:37,692 It's nice. 548 00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:40,356 They have all the sports channels, 549 00:24:40,424 --> 00:24:42,122 but I'd like to get out. 550 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,652 Of course, it's a subdimensional space. 551 00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:46,982 No one's occupying it, 552 00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:48,581 then it would just fold in on itself. 553 00:24:48,648 --> 00:24:50,313 It's like the library. 554 00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:52,942 Somebody's always gotta be tied to the library. 555 00:24:53,009 --> 00:24:54,674 First there was Judson, now Flynn. 556 00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:56,739 It's a whole ceremony. It's a thing. 557 00:24:56,804 --> 00:24:59,003 So this gentleman wished the genie to be free 558 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:02,765 and then got sucked in, because... 559 00:25:02,832 --> 00:25:04,996 For a genie to walk free, 560 00:25:05,063 --> 00:25:06,994 somebody's got to be in there. 561 00:25:08,326 --> 00:25:10,291 So how do we get him out? 562 00:25:11,457 --> 00:25:13,055 Please-- 563 00:25:15,918 --> 00:25:18,681 Okay, but how would you know we would come here? 564 00:25:18,748 --> 00:25:22,045 You are Librarians after all. 565 00:25:22,112 --> 00:25:23,277 Well, try this one on for a size. 566 00:25:23,344 --> 00:25:26,274 I wish you couldn't leave this room. 567 00:25:28,405 --> 00:25:29,836 Oh. Oh, no. 568 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,767 I'm stuck. I can't leave now. 569 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:35,165 I'm messing with you guys. 570 00:25:35,232 --> 00:25:36,463 I'm a free genie. 571 00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:38,328 ♪ I'm a free genie ♪ 572 00:25:38,394 --> 00:25:41,656 ♪ I can choose which wishes I grant ♪ 573 00:25:41,723 --> 00:25:43,821 And where I'm going, 574 00:25:43,888 --> 00:25:47,219 there are so many more interesting wishes to be made. 575 00:25:47,285 --> 00:25:48,517 Okay, then. 576 00:25:48,584 --> 00:25:50,880 We'll just catch up with you at the next location. 577 00:25:50,947 --> 00:25:54,011 - Come on, Connor. - H-- Hang on, hang on. 578 00:25:54,078 --> 00:25:56,774 You don't know where I'm going yet. 579 00:25:56,841 --> 00:25:59,072 Oh, well, you've been kinda obvious. 580 00:25:59,139 --> 00:26:00,836 - I have not! - Well, this travel agency 581 00:26:00,902 --> 00:26:03,102 specializes in overseas travel 582 00:26:03,168 --> 00:26:05,233 with special packages to American cities. 583 00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:07,397 And if you want people making wishes, 584 00:26:07,464 --> 00:26:08,529 the best spot is Las Vegas. 585 00:26:08,595 --> 00:26:10,927 - Vegas. - Oh, what? 586 00:26:10,993 --> 00:26:12,458 No. 587 00:26:12,525 --> 00:26:14,023 Vegas wishes are all the same. 588 00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:16,554 New York wishes have as much variety 589 00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:18,750 as they have pizza. 590 00:26:18,817 --> 00:26:20,714 Ooh, can't wait 591 00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:22,448 to taste New York pizza. 592 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,612 You're right. 593 00:26:23,678 --> 00:26:25,510 New York is better. 594 00:26:28,008 --> 00:26:31,836 Aren't you clever Librarians? 595 00:26:31,904 --> 00:26:34,134 I'd love to stay chatting, 596 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,865 chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting. 597 00:26:35,933 --> 00:26:38,364 But I have a plane to catch. 598 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,760 Ooh, I wonder what people 599 00:26:40,826 --> 00:26:42,925 will wish for in an airport. 600 00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:45,989 We may not be able to use a wish to trap you in this room, 601 00:26:46,056 --> 00:26:49,550 but you don't have a crew of preteens here, 602 00:26:49,617 --> 00:26:50,984 so you're not going anywhere. 603 00:26:51,051 --> 00:26:53,613 Oh, yes, you have me at a disadvantage, 604 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:56,345 what, with you between me and the exit. 605 00:26:56,411 --> 00:26:59,640 - Um, Boris? - Yup? 606 00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:02,371 Don't you wish money fell from the skies? 607 00:27:02,438 --> 00:27:04,136 Sure I do. 608 00:27:04,202 --> 00:27:07,499 Say it. 609 00:27:07,564 --> 00:27:10,296 I wish money fell from the sky. 610 00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:18,221 Charlie, get him. He's getting away! 611 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:26,677 You sure this is gonna work? 612 00:27:26,744 --> 00:27:30,009 Uh, theoretically, yeah. It's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, 613 00:27:30,074 --> 00:27:31,705 it can connect two points anywhere, 614 00:27:31,773 --> 00:27:33,570 so it should be able to connect to any door, 615 00:27:33,636 --> 00:27:35,634 even one to a subdimensional space. 616 00:27:35,701 --> 00:27:36,967 We just have to route it to 617 00:27:37,034 --> 00:27:38,765 a wider range of possibilities. 618 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,930 So we get this door open and we-- 619 00:27:40,997 --> 00:27:43,160 Will you stop doing that, man? 620 00:27:43,227 --> 00:27:44,726 Perhaps you shouldn't stand still. 621 00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:46,157 You know what your problem is? 622 00:27:46,224 --> 00:27:48,954 Everyone's been telling me my problems all day. 623 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,446 I did it! 624 00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:59,575 I assume it has to do with me knowing more 625 00:27:59,642 --> 00:28:01,506 than everybody else and acting on it. 626 00:28:01,573 --> 00:28:03,372 You don't know more than anybody else. 627 00:28:03,439 --> 00:28:05,371 Not facts, not history, not science. 628 00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:07,035 All you know is the job, 629 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,766 and the job wouldn't change on ya, pal. 630 00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:11,164 Hey, guys, sorry. We have to test the connection 631 00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:13,329 before we go through, just to pull 'em out. 632 00:28:13,395 --> 00:28:15,226 Yes, Lysa. I'll do it. 633 00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:16,958 No, you won't. 634 00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:19,655 After all, sacrifice 635 00:28:19,722 --> 00:28:21,686 is the Librarian's gambit. 636 00:28:21,752 --> 00:28:24,150 You ain't going anywhere, not until I'm done talking. 637 00:28:24,216 --> 00:28:27,014 Oh, wait, that's right. That's what you do. 638 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,245 - You run. - You want me to slow down? 639 00:28:29,312 --> 00:28:32,941 In this insane world that moves so fast, I get the job done. 640 00:28:33,007 --> 00:28:36,038 Yes, I move quickly. I trust my instincts. 641 00:28:36,104 --> 00:28:38,601 But not your team. 642 00:28:38,668 --> 00:28:40,100 You know what I think? 643 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,764 I think you asked for a more experienced Librarian 644 00:28:42,830 --> 00:28:44,162 to be here because you wanted someone 645 00:28:44,229 --> 00:28:47,159 that would understand that this gig is hard, 646 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,356 this gig is crazy, and you're gotta be smarter 647 00:28:49,422 --> 00:28:50,855 than the magic. 648 00:28:50,922 --> 00:28:52,953 But you don't want to slow down and listen to anyone, 649 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:55,650 especially not me, because then you'd have 650 00:28:55,716 --> 00:28:57,248 to look someone right in the eye 651 00:28:57,314 --> 00:29:01,776 and realize you're not the only one that could do this job. 652 00:29:01,843 --> 00:29:04,439 You know what, Mr. Stone? 653 00:29:04,506 --> 00:29:06,105 You're right. 654 00:29:08,103 --> 00:29:10,334 You're right. 655 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,365 My team is just as capable as me. 656 00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:14,264 That's all I'm saying. 657 00:29:14,329 --> 00:29:15,828 As are you. 658 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,190 Vikram! 659 00:29:20,257 --> 00:29:22,121 Right. Where were we? 660 00:29:26,449 --> 00:29:28,115 You okay? 661 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:31,278 Aces! 662 00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:45,596 Alright, back up, back up. 663 00:29:47,194 --> 00:29:48,426 You ready? 664 00:29:48,493 --> 00:29:49,892 - Ready. - Ready. 665 00:29:58,050 --> 00:30:00,113 All right, imprisoned wish makers first. 666 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:01,712 Okay. 667 00:30:04,742 --> 00:30:06,406 Up. 668 00:30:20,991 --> 00:30:22,456 Thank you so much. 669 00:30:22,523 --> 00:30:24,654 - Where am I? - Oh, good question. 670 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,351 Do you know anything hypnosis? 671 00:30:26,419 --> 00:30:28,417 - No. - Wait, funny story. 672 00:30:28,484 --> 00:30:30,248 You're actually in a hypnotic state, 673 00:30:30,314 --> 00:30:31,879 and none of this is real. 674 00:30:31,946 --> 00:30:35,676 Mr. Stone, one hand over the other. 675 00:30:51,925 --> 00:30:54,122 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 676 00:30:58,684 --> 00:30:59,784 Vikram! 677 00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:12,703 It is just a matter of upper body strength. 678 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:15,466 That has nothing to do with my upper body strength. 679 00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:17,397 The damn thing won't let me through. 680 00:31:24,590 --> 00:31:26,188 - Charlie? - Vikram, we ran 681 00:31:26,254 --> 00:31:27,420 into the Genie but we lost him. 682 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:28,918 But we know where he's going. 683 00:31:28,985 --> 00:31:31,282 Flight to New York takes off in one hour. 684 00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:32,482 If he gets on that plane, 685 00:31:32,548 --> 00:31:34,480 there's no telling what he'll do. 686 00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:40,173 Hey, get me out of here! 687 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,705 You can't leave me in here! 688 00:31:41,771 --> 00:31:43,270 I need to... 689 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:46,833 Sounds like we need a plan. 690 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,088 Right, his gate's down this way. 691 00:31:58,154 --> 00:31:59,885 - You sure this is gonna work? - Of course it will. 692 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,584 All we have to do is trick the genie into coming 693 00:32:01,650 --> 00:32:03,648 after this bottle, and Lysa will handle the rest. 694 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,679 You alright in there, Mr. Stone? 695 00:32:07,477 --> 00:32:10,008 This better work, Vikram! 696 00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:11,473 Lysa, you ready? 697 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:16,002 Uh, yeah, this isn't really the kinda science I do. 698 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:18,032 I make apps and algorithms. 699 00:32:18,099 --> 00:32:20,130 This is more string theory. 700 00:32:20,197 --> 00:32:21,895 Connected the door to a subdimensional 701 00:32:21,961 --> 00:32:23,993 space already, Lysa, this is basically the same thing. 702 00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,357 I would laugh hysterically right now if I wasn't panicking. 703 00:32:26,424 --> 00:32:27,955 Lysa, did you or did you not say that 704 00:32:28,022 --> 00:32:29,887 as an Einstein Rosen bridge, the magic door 705 00:32:29,953 --> 00:32:31,452 can connect two points anywhere? 706 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:33,216 - Yeah, but-- - Then all we have to do 707 00:32:33,283 --> 00:32:35,480 is connect two points, the plan is simple. 708 00:32:35,547 --> 00:32:38,111 We use the door's bridge capabilities to connect a door 709 00:32:38,178 --> 00:32:39,610 here at the airport to the bottle, 710 00:32:39,676 --> 00:32:41,408 and then push our genie inside it. 711 00:32:41,474 --> 00:32:43,339 Solid, solid plan. 712 00:32:43,406 --> 00:32:45,569 Just keep tracking my phone, okay? 713 00:32:46,568 --> 00:32:48,600 Okay. 714 00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:58,689 Hey! 715 00:32:58,756 --> 00:33:00,321 You're not getting on that plane. 716 00:33:00,388 --> 00:33:03,417 Ugh, are we really doing this? 717 00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:05,382 It's getting sad. 718 00:33:05,448 --> 00:33:07,647 Just accept you lost this one. 719 00:33:07,712 --> 00:33:10,078 I'll see you when humanity is burning 720 00:33:10,143 --> 00:33:12,574 due to its greed and hubris. 721 00:33:12,641 --> 00:33:14,605 Have a nice day. 722 00:33:14,672 --> 00:33:17,268 We have something you don't. 723 00:33:19,899 --> 00:33:21,431 Hmm? 724 00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:25,760 Reveal yourself. 725 00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:30,222 So what? 726 00:33:30,288 --> 00:33:31,621 I don't need the bottle. 727 00:33:31,687 --> 00:33:34,817 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. 728 00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:36,248 The easy way is surrender. 729 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:37,947 Come with us now and stop your plan 730 00:33:38,014 --> 00:33:39,378 to cause chaos worldwide. 731 00:33:39,446 --> 00:33:41,610 The hard way, we take this back 732 00:33:41,676 --> 00:33:43,341 to the library, put our heads together, 733 00:33:43,407 --> 00:33:44,839 and figure out a way to get you back into the bottle. 734 00:33:44,906 --> 00:33:47,537 You'll be stuck building pillow forts before you land. 735 00:33:47,604 --> 00:33:48,902 Yeah... 736 00:33:48,969 --> 00:33:50,133 You're bluffing. 737 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,764 Hmm. Hard way it is, then. 738 00:33:56,627 --> 00:33:58,857 - Give me that bottle! - Here we go. 739 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,517 - Oh, slap them in-- - I'm gonna miss my plane! 740 00:34:05,584 --> 00:34:08,081 Mr. Jenkins. Hi, it's Lysa Pascal. 741 00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:09,213 Mr. Stone gave me your number. 742 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,144 Hi, I have a quick question 743 00:34:12,209 --> 00:34:14,408 about the door's Kruskal Szekeres coordinates? 744 00:34:15,706 --> 00:34:17,737 No, I'm not messing with the internal functioning. 745 00:34:19,037 --> 00:34:21,067 But if I were, would moving 746 00:34:21,134 --> 00:34:23,565 the aluminum conductors allow the coordinates to shift? 747 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,660 I'll call you back. 748 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,389 This is so fast and slow at the same time. 749 00:34:38,515 --> 00:34:39,681 Guys, in here. 750 00:34:45,975 --> 00:34:47,739 Running is hard! 751 00:34:55,064 --> 00:34:56,496 Bring it back! 752 00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:57,896 Lysa... 753 00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:01,924 in three, two... 754 00:35:01,992 --> 00:35:03,289 One! 755 00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:16,908 - It worked? - It worked. 756 00:35:19,038 --> 00:35:20,470 No, it didn't. 757 00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:22,568 I'll be taking my bottle now. 758 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,129 Bring it back! 759 00:35:27,196 --> 00:35:29,627 Lysa, reset. Lysa, reset it. 760 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:31,325 I'm trying. 761 00:35:37,752 --> 00:35:38,952 Now. 762 00:35:49,006 --> 00:35:50,638 Connor, catch. 763 00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:00,594 Lysa, hurry! 764 00:36:22,738 --> 00:36:24,269 She's got it working! 765 00:36:24,335 --> 00:36:26,133 Lysa, door at the end of the hall. 766 00:36:30,628 --> 00:36:32,727 Oh, no. No, no... 767 00:36:37,953 --> 00:36:40,619 Finally, now that was all very exciting. 768 00:36:40,685 --> 00:36:43,415 And as they say, all's well that ends well. 769 00:36:46,944 --> 00:36:49,042 A valiant attempt. 770 00:36:49,108 --> 00:36:51,240 But the game is over. 771 00:36:58,931 --> 00:37:01,596 Now, boarding for flight 6367 to New York City. 772 00:37:01,662 --> 00:37:04,860 - Now boarding. - Adieu, Librarians. 773 00:37:04,925 --> 00:37:07,856 That was marvelous cardio, by the way. 774 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:09,621 But I have a plane to catch. 775 00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:10,686 Toodle-oo. 776 00:37:10,753 --> 00:37:13,516 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 777 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,748 I told you, you're supposed to follow me. 778 00:37:15,814 --> 00:37:17,278 I'm the senior Librarian. 779 00:37:17,345 --> 00:37:19,076 I'm the one who knows what he's doing. 780 00:37:19,143 --> 00:37:20,275 That is not fair. 781 00:37:20,341 --> 00:37:21,575 We're doing everything we could. 782 00:37:21,641 --> 00:37:24,138 I have had enough of listening to you. 783 00:37:24,204 --> 00:37:26,901 I don't want to hear anything from you ever again. 784 00:37:26,968 --> 00:37:28,467 In fact, I wish I was on 785 00:37:28,533 --> 00:37:31,330 the other side of the world right now. 786 00:37:31,397 --> 00:37:32,894 Wish granted. 787 00:37:35,891 --> 00:37:38,389 You got to be careful what you wish for. 788 00:37:40,454 --> 00:37:42,318 Wait, what's happening? 789 00:37:43,551 --> 00:37:46,348 You know the bottle can't be empty, right? 790 00:37:46,414 --> 00:37:48,877 That means you have to fill it. 791 00:37:48,944 --> 00:37:51,442 And you tethered Stone to Vikram. 792 00:37:51,509 --> 00:37:53,641 So when he wished to be on the other side of the world, 793 00:37:53,707 --> 00:37:55,304 Stone went with him. 794 00:37:55,371 --> 00:37:56,836 I can't go back. 795 00:37:56,903 --> 00:37:58,501 I'm finally free. 796 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,831 No! 797 00:38:09,457 --> 00:38:11,920 Some of us plan ahead... 798 00:38:11,986 --> 00:38:14,451 Some of us do it on the fly. 799 00:38:14,518 --> 00:38:16,981 - We get the job done. - We get the job done. 800 00:38:19,378 --> 00:38:20,943 Hello? 801 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:23,675 Did you know that on the other side 802 00:38:23,741 --> 00:38:24,873 of the world from Belgrade 803 00:38:24,938 --> 00:38:27,437 is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? 804 00:38:28,968 --> 00:38:32,197 I think the tide is coming in! 805 00:38:32,264 --> 00:38:34,063 I'll get Lysa to set a door. 806 00:38:34,129 --> 00:38:35,861 There's no doors. 807 00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:37,958 Send a boat. 808 00:38:39,790 --> 00:38:41,489 Sharks. 809 00:38:41,555 --> 00:38:42,819 Oh, yes. 810 00:38:46,484 --> 00:38:48,015 Awesome. 811 00:38:50,612 --> 00:38:53,974 You two sure you didn't wanna stay on a tropical island? 812 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,207 About 30 more minutes and that tropical island 813 00:38:55,274 --> 00:38:56,439 would have been underwater. 814 00:38:56,506 --> 00:39:00,002 But I gotta say, it was fast thinking. 815 00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:02,932 I may have thought about it in advance, 816 00:39:02,999 --> 00:39:04,664 by 20 seconds or so. 817 00:39:04,731 --> 00:39:07,959 Since this is the first genie bottle they've ever had, 818 00:39:08,026 --> 00:39:10,424 it's like the library's created a special room for it. 819 00:39:10,491 --> 00:39:14,186 Well, I assume it is buried deep with cement walls. 820 00:39:14,253 --> 00:39:16,484 A very exciting acquisition for the library. 821 00:39:16,551 --> 00:39:18,483 But how do you suppose we become untethered? 822 00:39:18,549 --> 00:39:20,314 You already are. 823 00:39:20,381 --> 00:39:22,712 When the genie was forced back into his bottle, 824 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,343 all his free wishes were reversed. 825 00:39:24,409 --> 00:39:27,106 Bit of a genie law we didn't know. 826 00:39:33,334 --> 00:39:34,466 Is tha... 827 00:39:41,957 --> 00:39:43,456 I'm already writing a report about it. 828 00:39:43,523 --> 00:39:46,386 People reappeared downtown, keys went missing, and... 829 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,149 Ambrose. 830 00:39:49,216 --> 00:39:50,746 Don't worry, I found a loophole. 831 00:39:54,377 --> 00:39:56,074 Oh, No. 832 00:39:56,141 --> 00:39:58,805 He's changed all my presets. 833 00:39:58,872 --> 00:40:01,536 Oh, look, Ambrose, it's Animal Planet. 834 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,697 What do you mean you want to watch Love is Blind? 835 00:40:08,429 --> 00:40:10,394 Who knew a magical subdimensional space 836 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,358 would subvert the life-death ratio. 837 00:40:12,425 --> 00:40:14,855 Wow, I gotta put that in my report. 838 00:40:14,921 --> 00:40:16,453 All right. Come on, Connor. 839 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,784 Let's get this to the library. 840 00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:20,184 Let these two say goodbye. 841 00:40:20,249 --> 00:40:21,448 Yeah. 842 00:40:21,515 --> 00:40:23,280 At least the genie is going to be comfortable. 843 00:40:23,346 --> 00:40:27,041 He does have a fantastic Jacuzzi in there. 844 00:40:27,108 --> 00:40:29,772 I have returned globe's internal mechanisms 845 00:40:29,839 --> 00:40:31,404 to the original settings, so we should be able 846 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:32,702 to get Mr. Stone home. 847 00:40:32,768 --> 00:40:34,201 Well, Mr. Stone, I realize 848 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:36,399 this must have been wildly inconvenient for you. 849 00:40:36,466 --> 00:40:40,727 But I must admit, I have found you being here enlightening. 850 00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:43,125 Well, I found it enlightening, too. 851 00:40:43,192 --> 00:40:45,290 You got a good team here, Vikram. 852 00:40:45,356 --> 00:40:47,719 If you guys stay in sync, you're gonna be unstoppable. 853 00:40:47,785 --> 00:40:49,584 Yes, it turns out all I needed 854 00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:54,313 to shift my pace was being tied to a stubborn Oklahoman. 855 00:40:55,677 --> 00:40:57,908 See? 856 00:40:57,975 --> 00:41:00,373 Functioning as intended. 857 00:41:10,695 --> 00:41:13,259 - You hungry? - Famished. 858 00:41:15,090 --> 00:41:16,289 Wait, wait, wait. No, I can fix this. 859 00:41:16,356 --> 00:41:17,987 I have complete faith in your ability. 860 00:41:18,055 --> 00:41:20,152 Just call us when you're done, and we'll bring ya a sandwich. 861 00:41:20,219 --> 00:41:22,083 Okay. 60849

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