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Oh, actually, you were great. Better than on both of them.

So the game sucked.

The fucking sucked, Dad.

Language, Hank.

Why not?

I think it's kind of weird how the dentist is getting all the kids ice

cream. It's my business, Daddy.

I'm stuck getting cash back later, Dad.

Hey, at least someone came with me to fuck up this season.

Hank, what the hell are you doing?

Nothing. He dropped it.

Apologize.

We're in a battle.

He'll get over it.

We're pushing it in the face.

Daddy, look what's on here.

Oh my, look how beautiful that is. Here you go, honey. Here you go, Peter.

Locust, like, serpent swallowing. What's a frog eat? Blah, blah, blah. They sound

gross. They don't look gross.

Mmm. Let me try.

Excuse me.

That's not yours.

Apologize.

I'm so sorry.

That your son's a fucking pussy.

Forget him, bendy pie.

He'll get what's coming to him.

Bullies always do.

Thank you.

Aren't you sweet?

But there's room on the plate. Hey, she's out of your league. Come on. Bye,

Lizzie. Bye, Lizzie.

What were you thinking?

I was just seeing if I'm still lactose intolerant.

You know, I think Mom and Dad made it up.

Yeah, right. I have to live with this lactose fart.

Fair.

How is it?

It's good.

How was the game?

Though it was good as my fart.

Big plans for the summer?

I know just the beach, maybe the garden again.

My parents, they want me to intern at their law firm. I don't want to spend

the summer indoors.

Sounds like you're fair.

Want this on their account?

No, my mom will take care of it.

Please, be sure to say hi.

God damn it!

There's no more goddamn bell!

There's been a goddamn bell for three years!

I only put the damn thing up there because I thought it would be fun.

You hit the bell, you get a...

Take shots at it like it's goddamn Anzio Beach and I'm breaking my back picking

up pennies all day.

Well, guess what? There's no more bell. Now get the hell out of here.

How about you, Jared? Any big plans?

Yeah. The money's working for me.

Kids get to make a killing. Buy a Ferrari.

Why would I mow lawns for you instead of going to camp?

You're going to need that cash in high school.

Chicks are expensive.

Trust me.

I know.

What are you talking about?

I practically went bankrupt dating your sorry ass. That was before I was an

entrepreneur. You mean before you bought a lawnmower?

Correct. Speaking of, Roger, I need some motor oil for the green machine.

And by green, I mean because it's good deal cash.

Sure thing.

Thanks, Roger.

Say hi to your folks for me.

Sure. I'll say hi to them.

Roger. I do do.

What's with your sister?

She used to laugh at all my jokes.

Well, if you want to get her back, don't try to be cool. Just try to be a human.

Kid's not wrong.

Dude!

You put the bell back?

Why would you ever set up a bell for kids to throw pennies at?

I made 57 cents today and it only cost me three pieces of gum.

He's a psycho.

He probably has dead bodies in his basement.

Tie your string on the tie. I did. These laces are so long.

Did you get it? Get what?

I'll meet you at the car. Are you getting beat? Oh, my God. Go.

I want some. Go.

Bye, Jared.

I need a couple of JJs. Cool, bring them. I want a couple of JJs.

Hi, Richard. Hi, Jared.

Elliot's not feeling well.

Oh, we were just texting.

Came on pretty suddenly.

It's probably just heat stroke from the game, but he's upstairs lying down.

Well, tell him to text me later if he's better and wants to hang out. I will.

Oh, tell your mom Saturday's perfect.

Okay. Thanks, Mrs. Anderson.

No problem.

Come on, Sebastian.

Richard, look what he's smelling.

He's coming out soon with his bat.

Bullshit.

Can you just give me back my bike? Your bike? I think this is maybe my bike now.

Really? Because if you steal it, my dad will sue you.

What the fuck is your response?

Why don't you come fight me for it? Because it's already mine.

Jared, is everything okay?

Yeah, we were just joking around.

Oh, yeah.

Sebastian here, he's always joking.

Okay.

I can take this any time I want.

Wait, Summer?

What do you do? Is it boring to be day after day? No, I mean, like, it's fun.

Like, it's fun.

Like,

she brought Tony Robbins to the beach. Who?

What I want to know is what's going to get you into an Ivy League school?

Life partner or interning at a big law firm? My 4.0.

I don't know if you're fucking off with your friends.

You don't have any friends.

I think what your father is trying to say is that your summer needs some

structure. Some sort of plan.

I have a plan.

I go out, I

Wow, look at her. She's a lawyer already. I mean, who needs law school?

Just because Grandpa was a new guy to her, it doesn't mean that I have to be

one. Someone has to break the family curse.

You know, if Grandpa was alive, he'd have to be on your feet before you.

Actually, if Grandpa was alive, he'd put her in prison for disobeying her

parents. That's right.

Maybe I'm tired of using my brain. I want to monetize my hotness while I'm

young. General offense.

How do you even know what that is? That's so gross, even as a joke.

a ringtone.

Oh, stop it, you kids used to love this song.

I heard it this morning and it reminded me of when you were sweet and doted on

your mother.

What I would like to say?

That is just cringe.

Well, it's a mother's job to make her kids cringe.

You accomplished.

You guys are not weird as Samantha.

What do you mean weird?

I don't know, he just like kept popping up like he was following me or

something. Like he could kidnap you?

I feel sorry for whoever kidnapped Sharon.

A little bit, please.

Take it back.

Can you make an X-link in that victim?

That's not good either, but at least it's positive.

Wait, how is he strange?

I guess his phone was going again.

I don't know.

Weird.

Well, I didn't see him at the club, so.

Mom, do you need the car tomorrow?

Actually, I don't. Why?

Everybody's going to White Mountain Park.

What about school?

Oh, it's gift day. Gift day. Some people call it that, but it's more like a field

trip. Everyone calls it that. I heard.

My new brother, Gibbon, is all my friends.

You wouldn't shut up, is that it?

I figured that you might just go and tell them after. Shut up. Yeah, that

would be ridiculous. Shut up. It's a tradition that the juniors do the last

week of school with the outgoing senior.

Oh, it's a tradition. It's so funny because we did not have that tradition

when we went there.

Because we actually went to class.

Right. Right, right.

So what, you're telling me that half the school is cutting tomorrow?

Approximately. The school's done on Wednesday. What's the big deal?

Go Thursday.

Well, then it's not a big deal. Come on. It is literally.

So stupid. Like, that's the point. You're supposed to break the rules. The

point of rules is actually to not break them. That's why they're rules.

But the criminal defense lawyer.

I defend the wrong. They haven't committed any crime.

Sure they haven't.

Look, honey, you can have the car, but like it or not, you can't go.

Why not?

Because we're going into Boston and we'll likely stay overnight.

Someone needs to be here for Jared.

I honestly can't believe this. Jared can save Elliot if anything happens, which

it won't. Yes.

Look, as much as we trust you both, okay, we can't leave the child alone

because accidents happen and we need an adult nearby, which in this case happens

to be you, honey. Okay?

Either way, you skip and skip day.

You better find someone to stay with or I'm taking you with me.

Oh, no. Please don't take me to a water park filled with girls and bikinis.

Shut up, Jared.

That's no place for this. You don't take me either.

Yeah. Take you where?

Take you to school tomorrow.

I love to see you go to school talking about Mint Romney.

Mint Romney.

Do we have any Mint Romney ice cream?

Viper? Honey, what's wrong?

Did you have more ice cream?

Sam, you've killed something.

Hey.

Baby, what's wrong?

My necklace.

I dropped it.

Oh, give it to Mom.

We'll go back to bed.

But I can't sleep without it. Please, Daddy?

Okay.

Are you cold?

Can't feel it.

Are you okay?

What happened?

Someone hurt my mommy.

Who?

Me.

What's up?

Barbers, I think they're open.

Probably on their way out.

Like I said it.

Good to know.

Yeah, we'll text her in.

What? Why is there an ice cream truck parked at 6.30 in the morning outside

our house?

I don't know.

I heard Lizzie and Skye getting some last night after a big meltdown about

this game day.

Dare I say, it gives me the chills.

Oh, my God.

I thought we were doing ice cream puns. Yeah.

It does look a little weird, though.

Yeah.

I'm sure he's harmless.

Mm-hmm.

I'll call the security.

Have a good drive back.

Uh, Moo?

Brett?

Guess you're sick.

See you at school.

Maybe.

So I edited the video and I thought that we could do a little...

Is this some sort of zombie pajama day challenge?

Morning, Mr. Mayfair. Any sign of your friend, Mr. Henderson?

But, yeah, I just saw him. He was sick, so, like, maybe he went to the nurses?

Yes. The terrible illness we call summer strikes about the end of every school

year.

Do you want me to go check?

Yes, but do come back, because there's still three days of school left, which

means three more days to learn.

Let's get back to some factor trees, shall we?

Jill, you want to break down 72 into prime numbers?

Guess not.

Are you okay?

Stop asking me that.

What does it look like?

Sorry.

Is it just me or is something weird going on?

You also be cutting class.

My job.

You think it's normal?

Yeah. For Tommy.

Elliot?

You guys see Elliot?

Is Ellie in there?

I'm going to test for something.

Mr. B, you can't do it like that last week at school.

Well, at least now I know it's not a joke.

What joke?

To ask your friends.

Someone told them it's silent day or some new holiday they invented.

Greg, I can't think of shit.

Language, Mr.

Green. Language.

I'm the only one using it. You don't think this is weird?

I think everyone's already on summer vacation.

But now that you're here, take out a microscope.

What do you mean she hasn't shown up?

Mr. Henlund.

Well, can you go by the house? Mr. Henlund.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

Excuse me.

Hello. Class is not dismissed.

Not quite into nothing.

Y'all couldn't stop?

Uh, sorry, no. Uh, where are you going? No, that's a nothing, man.

Tommy, you get back here. Tommy, you get back. All right, fine.

Fine. I'll deal with Tommy and the others later.

Now, all of you, back to your seats.

Sit down!

Marcella?

Marcella?

Marcella!

Ready?

Let's go.

Ice cream break!

This is not a fire drill.

Back to your classrooms.

What? What the hell is going on?

You've got to be a joke.

I think I'm filming this.

We know you're filming this. Yeah.

What'd you get?

It's like that, huh?

Let me just take your life.

Okay, fine, man. Just keep it.

I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if there was an accident, but it looks

like... I'm not...

Yes,

yes, but she's not moving, and there's a break.

Something evil.

You know, more people use... Call someone!

What's the point of judging?

Yeah, speak for yourself. I definitely was.

Oh, shit. It's a voice now.

I'll try one more.

I'm sorry. How do I use this thing?

Oh, shit.

They're trying to turn us.

Oh, my God.

This is actually happening.

What the fuck?

Holy.

That is so demonic.

Either of you read it?

What? No, I'm lactose intolerant. More information than you needed.

Wait, sorry, um, what do you mean, some more?

I turned to April.

Did you need it? I threw it up. I'm fine.

How do we know we can trust you? I saw her puke, okay? She's fine.

Wait, were you spying on me?

What? No, no, of course not.

Well, kind of, but, like, not in a creepy way, but I ran and I saw you.

It's okay. I threw it up.

I'm fine. I would have turned by now.

Whatever. Keep an eye on you. Hey, you know what? Why don't you keep an eye on

finding us a way out of here?

Yeah. Wait.

Let's eat.

It's you and my fucking mom. They're killing the teachers. You have to get

over here. I can't move my fucking arms.

Call an ambulance.

Wait, what?

Can you call mom and dad or get a doctor?

I tried them already. It's voicemail. Wait, did you have ice cream?

What?

Last night, Skye and I had some... Jared, there's a fucking emergency.

It's poison.

It's fucking evil. You have to throw it out. Jared!

Use the toothbrush.

I heard her.

Jared, you have to get out of there.

I know. We're basically praying they don't find us right now.

What about the church?

Fine. Okay, I'm just going to hide out there.

Great church.

Nobody ever goes in the basement. If you try to get there, I can get you.

Restart.

Oh, my God.

I like you.

Why doesn't Church need a walk-in freezer?

Maybe this is where they keep the bodies.

What bodies?

For funerals.

The ice cream.

It's in there.

Not in his truck?

Maybe he's got bigger plans.

It's all here.

I told you. It smells as if life.

The true plug or switch.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, literally.

I see a power switch right by us.

At least we're going to heaven.

Tommy? That's not even slightly funny.

It was a joke.

I can't get a signal, but Lucy said she's coming here, so... Good thing

we're in a walk-in prison. That's where everyone going to church looks first,

Jared.

You know it?

Chris, get me down from here.

Oh, so now you want to be seen with me.

Very funny. Now get me the fuck down.

Only if you promise to not be a dick.

Really? We're going to do this?

I won't be a dick.

And if you get me the fuck out of this, I might even consider going to dinner

with you, assuming that there's any restaurant. But first, can you just get

me the fuck down?

Dinner and a movie.

Dinner.

Hey, fine, go. Just get me down.

Your terms are accepted.

I guess you really are an entrepreneur.

I told you so.

I can even buy a movie ticket now.

Where are we going?

The church.

Jared's heading out there.

Okay, let's go.

This is my fault.

All of it.

How is this on you?

I know who the ice cream man is.

In a way.

I created it.

What? Why would you create that?

I mean, I'm part of something that caused all of this.

Who is the ice cream man?

His name was Jonathan Miley.

He drove a truck.

No one knew his real name or his past, but he spoke with a foreign accent, so

we figured he came from someplace war-torn.

is to make kids happy with his ice cream.

Children are very trusting of adults, especially adults in positions of

authority, in uniform, teachers, religious figures.

And there are those adults that would take advantage of that trust.

What did the ice cream man do?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

But he was playing for the crime of another.

Speak of the crimes.

I was a young priest.

I tried to speak out, but I was silenced by those more powerful.

The scandal was too great.

Rumors spread in a small town.

Something had to be done.

It was decided to put the blame on someone disposable.

The ice cream man.

One lawyer went after him.

He made all the kids lie in court.

All the children testified against the ice cream man.

The adults fed them lies and they regurgitated those lies. on the stand.

What was the lawyer's name?

There is a special place in hell for men like Milton Mayfair.

That's my grandpa.

Wait. You saw him and told us how he's able to do this.

When he was in jail, someone came to visit him.

He said he was a lawyer, but every word out of his mouth was a lie,

except for one promise, that he would help the ice cream man get his revenge

on town.

He was a necromancer, someone who raises the dead.

the ice cream man's soul in exchange for his revenge.

The necromancer promised that he would bring you back with special powers once

the kids had grown into adults.

When the town had long forgotten what they'd done, the ice cream man would

remind them.

The next day, they found him, dead in his cell.

They decided to bury him in an unmarked grave by the south of the river.

To resurrect him, the necromancer took his place.

He's lying there now.

How do we stop the ice cream man if we ever get out of here?

Kill the necromancer.

The ice cream man dies with him.

So all we have to do is kill the necromancer?

But he's not alone.

He lies with a siren who will alert him if anyone attacks.

So then all we have to do is kill the siren and then kill the necromancer. You

can't just kill him.

You have to cut his head off.

Okay, so we kill the siren, then we cut his head off. Yes, but you must not look

at him. The necromancer can still seduce even decapitated.

Hang on.

We killed the siren, then decapitated the necromancer, but we can't even look

at him? Wait, that says a lot. How would we kill him if... You kill the siren,

you cut the necromancer's head off, he'll be wearing a ceremonial cloak, do

not remove the hood, find the ice cream man, remove the hood, make the ice cream

man look into the necromancer's eyes, that would kill him.

Wait, what about the kids?

Do they just die?

The cursed children will sleep, and when they awake, they'll remember none of

this.

I'll distract the ice cream man when he comes for me. You lock the doors.

Saving the three is my only chance at salvation. Now hide!

Wait, where's Tommy? Tommy! Tommy!

Tommy!

Adults are hiding or dead.

Teens who ate are in some kind of coma.

Kids are missing.

Does the priest know why the ice cream man's doing this?

Yeah, it has to do with Grandpa Milton.

He made all the kids lie in court to put him away.

I guess it's his revenge.

Mom and Dad, I testified too.

Yeah. I told you being a lawyer was a fucking family curse.

Chris, it looks like she needs help.

How are we supposed to find it?

From our own space.

Six thousand of them.

Wait.

What did he say about the top of the river?

Well, there's a river, Maple. Don't think that's a time trap.

Fucking pain in the ass to press.

They could ruin a chainsaw.

What?

I take back what I said about you being a total retard.

When did you ever say that?

Oh, I said it like a zillion times. It's never in your face. I think her exact

words were a touch of criticism.

Guys, could we please focus on finding this river maple?

Oh, I see one.

There.

You understand?

distract him i wanted to go help them remember river maple they can't die

Pretty sure.

It's not a good time to go.

Mr. McGraw, call me in.

FUCKING TRUCK!

I'll join you.

No.

My family started this.

We're going to end it.

Hey guys, we need your help.

On the count of three.

Okay.

One, two... Jared, wait!

Don't do it. It's a trap.

Elliot, what happened?

It wore off.

Not all of the ice cream works.

He set a trap for you. Don't listen. That's not Elliot.

Come on. Of course it's me.

Everything that comes out of the Necromancer's mouth is a lie. Don't

trust him.

Jared, it's dangerous.

Lizzie, make him listen.

If we run, where are we going?

We're getting out of here. I know.

But how?

Just trust me. You've got to come with me before he gets back.

I will.

If you tell me one thing.

Anything. Come on.

What did you call me yesterday when I caught that flying one today?

I caught your jarhead.

I blew the game, Elliot.

Just like you blew it now.

Don't come near him. I don't have to.

Where's he? Okay.

You should trust them.

Be humble.

Who's wrong?

It's the adults we can't trust.

The ice cream man was right.

He's the only one protecting us.

He's giving us powers.

Powers to fight them.

Those sexual problems.

He loves us.

Jared? Jared, wait.

Don't. I'm going to kill him.

Don't do it.

Except for one promise.

The ice cream man's soul.

In exchange for his revenge.