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Original subtitles

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Did I...

No, not at all.

Did you get in okay?

Totally.

Thank you.

Yeah, your mom was saying you were having trouble.

I know how tough breakups can be.

And I was like, he's gotta come to the bed and breakfast.

I really appreciate that.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

Weird, I was looking for that.

Anyway, there's breakfast on the table.

And just so you know, there is another guest here.

I'm Alfie.

I wasn't expecting another guest.

Yeah, it was sort of last minute.

My family's friends with Talia, so.

What's she like?

She's great.

You got a thing for her?

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

I don't know her that well.

You just said she was great.

I'm fucking with you.

Do you have a thing?

Oh, I get all my dates on Airbnb.

What?

Yeah.

Why?

Something about meeting someone, being a guest

in their home, seducing them, turns me on.

So you like, look at their picture?

It's more than just that.

It's the house, the reviews, the amenities.

Is that allowed?

Only have positive reviews.

Did you used to have a thing for her?

No, I really don't know her that well.

Just stay out of the way.

Okay, Alfie?

Your hold was a pleasure.

Definitely have a good time.

I don't know.

I hate board games.

No, it's not a board game.

I'm gonna get Alfie.

Hey, Alfie.

Come play a game with me and Leopold.

Yeah.

I'm down for whatever.

Alfie, lie on your back.

Take your clothes off.

Wait, what?

What is this game again?

It's fun.

It's like trust fall.

You get naked to do trust fall?

Fine.

Just take your shirt off if that makes you more comfortable.

And you're getting down on your knees.

Okay.

And then you take this.

Wait.

Come on, this is heading in a strange direction.

And that's a problem for you.

Okay.

Can you maybe explain the game?

Sure.

So, the knife goes from his forehead down to his toes.

But the tip of the blade cannot leave contact with his skin.

That's a trust game.

I'm starting the timer.

There's a timer?

Don't move.

And go.

Okay.

Sure.

Alfie, don't move.

Sorry.

Oh, Alfie.

Shit!

I'm alright.

I'm totally okay.

This has never happened before.

I have... How often do you do this?

I'll get something.

Oh, here.

Let me... Oh, no.

It's alright.

You don't have to... No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

what are you doing what nothing washing your shirt should

we talk about the knife thing i mean that was insane yeah i mean i don't know what

that was you know her i really don't she's my mom's friend perfect let's ask your mom

what would i say hi mom does talia ever play weird knife sex games why is it a sex

thing it's not i just said that i didn't mean it definitely throws me off my game a

little bit but i can deal you're still trying oh yeah don't you think she's

obviously like a little unstable like dangerous you don't have to stay alfie i

know anyway don't want to interrupt laundry

uh where are you going i was gonna maybe eat inside eat with us

how's your stomach good may you stitch me up i used to play that night with my

family growing up.

Really?

Yeah.

It came from my great-uncle.

He was a champion dancer.

It's an underground style of dance.

What the hell?

You're supposed to injure and heal your partner.

My great-uncle was the only man who could get

fully stabbed and stitched up on the dance floor.

I found these photos when I was a kid.

It was my sexual awakening.

Alfie, what was your sexual awakening?

My sexual awakening?

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's kind of inappropriate.

Aren't we past that?

I mean, we've all heard your phone.

All right.

When I was a kid, I didn't know how to masturbate.

I guess no kid really does.

You just sort of...

figure it out, but...

I knew that I liked vibrations.

And I was really lucky, because my room was right above the garage, so the floor

would vibrate whenever it opened, and I would lie on my stomach with the

garage clicker and just open and close it for hours.

And then one day, I crushed my neighbor's foot.

So you need to crush a man's foot to come now?

Yeah.

What was your sexual awakening?

I don't know.

I guess I'm pretty regular.

Really?

I think you could be attracted to anything if you try.

I don't think so.

You don't think you could be attracted to Alfie if you try?

Huh?

What?

I mean...

No offense, man.

Just...

How would you even try?

I think there are many ways.

Leopold, close your eyes.

I'm good.

Close your eyes.

Alfie, you too.

Now imagine something that always turns you on.

Do you have it?

No.

All right.

Open your eyes.

You think of something.

You get yourself turned on.

You open your eyes, and there's Alfie.

Right in front of you.

Your brain doesn't have time to adjust.

You can't help but feel it.

Right?

Wait.

What's that on the bread?

Did anybody wash the knife?

What knife?

Oh, my God.

What?

My blood.

God!

What are you doing?

No.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Why are you boys so uptight?

What are you guys doing tonight?

Are there knives in this game?

There are no knives.

You shouldn't have to ask that.

I'm going to throw the pearl into the water.

Try to find it.

I just want to double check that there are no knives.

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