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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:46,420 I'm sorry. 2 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:49,640 Sorry. 3 00:00:50,089 --> 00:00:51,089 Did I... 4 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,300 No, not at all. 5 00:00:53,099 --> 00:00:54,099 Did you get in okay? 6 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,380 Totally. 7 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:56,820 Thank you. 8 00:00:57,859 --> 00:00:59,819 Yeah, your mom was saying you were having trouble. 9 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:02,580 I know how tough breakups can be. 10 00:01:04,589 --> 00:01:06,829 And I was like, he's gotta come to the bed and breakfast. 11 00:01:08,449 --> 00:01:09,449 I really appreciate that. 12 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:16,290 Do you hear that? 13 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:18,730 Hear what? 14 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:28,090 Weird, I was looking for that. 15 00:01:33,569 --> 00:01:35,129 Anyway, there's breakfast on the table. 16 00:01:35,339 --> 00:01:37,299 And just so you know, there is another guest here. 17 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,600 I'm Alfie. 18 00:02:03,229 --> 00:02:04,549 I wasn't expecting another guest. 19 00:02:07,259 --> 00:02:08,579 Yeah, it was sort of last minute. 20 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,380 My family's friends with Talia, so. 21 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,080 What's she like? 22 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:15,700 She's great. 23 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:17,375 You got a thing for her? 24 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,180 What do you mean? 25 00:02:19,905 --> 00:02:20,905 You know what I mean. 26 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:23,270 I don't know her that well. 27 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,810 You just said she was great. 28 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,030 I'm fucking with you. 29 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:39,510 Do you have a thing? 30 00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:41,590 Oh, I get all my dates on Airbnb. 31 00:02:42,010 --> 00:02:42,450 What? 32 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:43,930 Yeah. 33 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,230 Why? 34 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:49,156 Something about meeting someone, being a guest 35 00:02:49,157 --> 00:02:52,770 in their home, seducing them, turns me on. 36 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,590 So you like, look at their picture? 37 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:57,910 It's more than just that. 38 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:01,730 It's the house, the reviews, the amenities. 39 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:03,050 Is that allowed? 40 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:04,530 Only have positive reviews. 41 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:10,070 Did you used to have a thing for her? 42 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,580 No, I really don't know her that well. 43 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,500 Just stay out of the way. 44 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,200 Okay, Alfie? 45 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,190 Your hold was a pleasure. 46 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,750 Definitely have a good time. 47 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:53,180 I don't know. 48 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,800 I hate board games. 49 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,060 No, it's not a board game. 50 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,360 I'm gonna get Alfie. 51 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,500 Hey, Alfie. 52 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,190 Come play a game with me and Leopold. 53 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:08,430 Yeah. 54 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,200 I'm down for whatever. 55 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,250 Alfie, lie on your back. 56 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,800 Take your clothes off. 57 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:16,770 Wait, what? 58 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,250 What is this game again? 59 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:19,610 It's fun. 60 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,080 It's like trust fall. 61 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,470 You get naked to do trust fall? 62 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:26,150 Fine. 63 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:29,530 Just take your shirt off if that makes you more comfortable. 64 00:04:40,965 --> 00:04:42,485 And you're getting down on your knees. 65 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,720 Okay. 66 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:53,400 And then you take this. 67 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:56,860 Wait. 68 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,860 Come on, this is heading in a strange direction. 69 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,460 And that's a problem for you. 70 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:04,840 Okay. 71 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,240 Can you maybe explain the game? 72 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:08,225 Sure. 73 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:16,560 So, the knife goes from his forehead down to his toes. 74 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:21,020 But the tip of the blade cannot leave contact with his skin. 75 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,640 That's a trust game. 76 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:33,860 I'm starting the timer. 77 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,740 There's a timer? 78 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:35,760 Don't move. 79 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,920 And go. 80 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:51,020 Okay. 81 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:51,540 Sure. 82 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:52,940 Alfie, don't move. 83 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,140 Sorry. 84 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:11,870 Oh, Alfie. 85 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:18,350 Shit! 86 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:23,230 I'm alright. 87 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:24,450 I'm totally okay. 88 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:26,970 This has never happened before. 89 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:28,411 I have... How often do you do this? 90 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:29,450 I'll get something. 91 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:30,230 Oh, here. 92 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:31,430 Let me... Oh, no. 93 00:06:31,431 --> 00:06:31,890 It's alright. 94 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,051 You don't have to... No. 95 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:35,110 No. 96 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:36,350 No. 97 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:38,150 No. 98 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,120 No. 99 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:53,520 what are you doing what nothing washing your shirt should 100 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:05,550 we talk about the knife thing i mean that was insane yeah i mean i don't know what 101 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:12,490 that was you know her i really don't she's my mom's friend perfect let's ask your mom 102 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:18,030 what would i say hi mom does talia ever play weird knife sex games why is it a sex 103 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:25,050 thing it's not i just said that i didn't mean it definitely throws me off my game a 104 00:08:25,051 --> 00:08:30,230 little bit but i can deal you're still trying oh yeah don't you think she's 105 00:08:32,649 --> 00:08:38,950 obviously like a little unstable like dangerous you don't have to stay alfie i 106 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:45,390 know anyway don't want to interrupt laundry 107 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:52,800 uh where are you going i was gonna maybe eat inside eat with us 108 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:20,330 how's your stomach good may you stitch me up i used to play that night with my 109 00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:21,529 family growing up. 110 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,890 Really? 111 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:23,950 Yeah. 112 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,304 It came from my great-uncle. 113 00:11:27,189 --> 00:11:28,250 He was a champion dancer. 114 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:36,430 It's an underground style of dance. 115 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,730 What the hell? 116 00:11:38,149 --> 00:11:40,270 You're supposed to injure and heal your partner. 117 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,417 My great-uncle was the only man who could get 118 00:11:43,418 --> 00:11:46,311 fully stabbed and stitched up on the dance floor. 119 00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:49,670 I found these photos when I was a kid. 120 00:11:52,089 --> 00:11:53,210 It was my sexual awakening. 121 00:11:56,929 --> 00:11:58,760 Alfie, what was your sexual awakening? 122 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:02,639 My sexual awakening? 123 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,820 Yeah. 124 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,260 I don't know. 125 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,540 It's kind of inappropriate. 126 00:12:07,439 --> 00:12:08,439 Aren't we past that? 127 00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:10,249 I mean, we've all heard your phone. 128 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,680 All right. 129 00:12:19,079 --> 00:12:22,240 When I was a kid, I didn't know how to masturbate. 130 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,100 I guess no kid really does. 131 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,120 You just sort of... 132 00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:26,880 figure it out, but... 133 00:12:30,074 --> 00:12:31,314 I knew that I liked vibrations. 134 00:12:32,829 --> 00:12:36,980 And I was really lucky, because my room was right above the garage, so the floor 135 00:12:36,981 --> 00:12:40,980 would vibrate whenever it opened, and I would lie on my stomach with the 136 00:12:40,981 --> 00:12:43,920 garage clicker and just open and close it for hours. 137 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:48,779 And then one day, I crushed my neighbor's foot. 138 00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:55,070 So you need to crush a man's foot to come now? 139 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,610 Yeah. 140 00:13:01,369 --> 00:13:02,609 What was your sexual awakening? 141 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,170 I don't know. 142 00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:07,629 I guess I'm pretty regular. 143 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,590 Really? 144 00:13:11,294 --> 00:13:13,470 I think you could be attracted to anything if you try. 145 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:15,910 I don't think so. 146 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:19,109 You don't think you could be attracted to Alfie if you try? 147 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:19,570 Huh? 148 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:20,790 What? 149 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:25,510 I mean... 150 00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:27,649 No offense, man. 151 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,110 Just... 152 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:35,620 How would you even try? 153 00:13:37,329 --> 00:13:38,449 I think there are many ways. 154 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,120 Leopold, close your eyes. 155 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,560 I'm good. 156 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,199 Close your eyes. 157 00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:50,569 Alfie, you too. 158 00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:57,230 Now imagine something that always turns you on. 159 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:02,620 Do you have it? 160 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:03,940 No. 161 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,250 All right. 162 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,024 Open your eyes. 163 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,820 You think of something. 164 00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:28,880 You get yourself turned on. 165 00:14:29,975 --> 00:14:32,480 You open your eyes, and there's Alfie. 166 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,524 Right in front of you. 167 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:37,680 Your brain doesn't have time to adjust. 168 00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:41,040 You can't help but feel it. 169 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,060 Right? 170 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,300 Wait. 171 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 What's that on the bread? 172 00:14:54,299 --> 00:14:55,440 Did anybody wash the knife? 173 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,720 What knife? 174 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:57,540 Oh, my God. 175 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,800 What? 176 00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:01,259 My blood. 177 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,340 God! 178 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,580 What are you doing? 179 00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:16,910 No. 180 00:15:18,479 --> 00:15:19,479 I'm kidding. 181 00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:23,049 I'm kidding. 182 00:15:25,329 --> 00:15:27,190 Why are you boys so uptight? 183 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:40,439 What are you guys doing tonight? 184 00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:50,360 Are there knives in this game? 185 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:51,580 There are no knives. 186 00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:53,369 You shouldn't have to ask that. 187 00:15:54,159 --> 00:15:56,000 I'm going to throw the pearl into the water. 188 00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:57,559 Try to find it. 189 00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:02,019 I just want to double check that there are no knives. 190 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,080 One. 191 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,220 Two. 192 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:07,820 Three. 193 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,460 Four. 194 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:19,290 Five. 195 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:20,445 Six. 196 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:25,330 Seven. 197 00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:25,410 Eight. 198 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:26,350 Nine. 199 00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:26,410 13. 200 00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:26,770 17. 201 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:27,510 18. 202 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:27,590 23. 203 00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:28,170 25. 204 00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:28,350 26. 205 00:16:28,351 --> 00:16:28,510 27. 206 00:16:28,511 --> 00:16:29,511 27. 207 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,400 28. 208 00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:31,401 29. 209 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:33,820 30. 13191

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