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Is looking at you kid

Well well look who's here

Ask better than self by Trish

The cat that ate the mouse get you later something

M2 didn't you

She might want to see sometime when she's horny

I'm glad you stopped in these days

I need somebody to take over

Couple days I got to get the hell out of here before I go nuts let me consult my social director

You got anything planned for us I don't know

Tomorrow thanks a lot I really appreciate it

Ain't no way this is on the house

Forgot about you

After show you the ropes

Too bad for an old lady

I want to f*** you again

Will buy mystere Time Miles where's an

Let me go see if I can find her

Sweetheart do you know what time it is you should have been in wardrobe 5 minutes ago

Miles close that door do you mind

This is nice

What are you doing

I just thought you might like some help picking out something to wear tonight

I told you I'm not going to change my image

Unlike some people I know I like to be looked up to

How can you be looked up to if people stopped looking

Do you know what the ratings were last week

I know

And we'll have to do something about that

But for the time being

Get out of here and beat it

I got to get ready

If the public could see you now we never have a ratings problem

Who is it

Where they go

Gloria

Hello you must be here to see my mom she just got caught

Call down to the office but I don't think she'll be too long do you want to come in

Just watching TV in the den

Do you want something to drink

Radeon camera 3

Ready

Ready on camera 2

Freddy on camera one

Start the fanfare

54321 to the announcer

The program that tries to make sense out of this crazy world of ours but doctor and child show starring

Standby camera number two

And take two

Thank you and good evening

Before we get into the hot box questions today I would like to discuss something that affects each and every one of us

I'm talking about

Strength

Deep breathing exercises are something I use at the end of the day

Are you going to f*** my mother

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I like to know everything

Well

Are you

I knew it

What are you going to do first

What do you mean

Are you going to eat

Either a liar or suck on your tits or what

Everything I might even f****** in the ass

They do that a lot

24 next to $25

After my second Martini of course

Joking

Do you ever use any devices

Only one

It looks pretty big

Complaints

Is my mom a good f***

I like it

Get lucky run in the family

Mind if I ask you just one more question

Okay one more

Which effect mean

Tell your mom I come home soon

I just read about a group of people

In Southern California

Republican organization exclusively for the purpose of having diesel

Umami

Sometime

Temperature

Start a laundromat

Today, New Jersey

Red Roof

Feels good

Peter p****

Beginning with the traditional back massage

Boyfriend

My boyfriend likes to have intercourse

What's that mean

Obviously

Your boyfriend is using sex to keep from talking

Open time

Text to be fatal for a relation

It covers up the real father

Start-stop grandchild just totally wacko

But it's a kick watching her

Show me.

Unisex a bad name

Hopefully this program will help combat that type of thinking

Let's get our mind out of the gutter

Oh maybe that somebody got to be you I can't think of anyone more qualified

Capitation

Bartender

Do the Cowboys have brown noses

No

Because they're all looking for love in all the wrong places

Bartender

They let me do it Jack sure

How can I get you something

They want to run martini and a beer

Are you sure you want me to ask him again

I think you know the difference

Sorry I'll take it back

Hey look pretty high here retard

Chicken ideas

Someplace like maybe some a****** buy you a drink

Dodd

S*******

I'm sorry

Applicants anyway

And here She is again television most respected

Psychologist Dr Rancho

Another country

Galatians

Hey

Football today

Like her going to the show

Oh yeah well if you do

Clear message for me

Tell her I'd like to suck my dick

5 out of 100 feel that strong about it was you telling yourself

Thank you

Are we going to win something chat kind of show

Darbar show

Television pop psychologist

Thank you and good evening once again I'd originally planned an exhibition

Aberdeen massaging techniques

That is wonderful in relieving stress

Unfortunately our misery broken finger today

Probing a little too deeply I suppose

At any rate he won't be here this evening

Let's go directly to the HotBox question shall we

Hi my name is Hazel alderdice in first headlights

Say how much I admire you Doctor have

You want a few people on television to talk common sense

And without a bunch of sexual garbage why thank you I wish more people felt that way

So how may I help you

Well

It's these dreams I've been having

Practically every night I dream of being chased by motorcycle gang

Hells Angels a my friend Mildred she says but it's so Korean because

The gang is

Naked

Do you think it's right for One Life to be having dreams like this

Dreams are neither right

Nor wrong

So don't worry

But what I wouldn't worry about is your friend's obvious preoccupation with sex

When will people realize that there are more important things in life than sex

What's more important f****** Christ

You know you talk like you know so much I don't think you know s***

When's the last time you got laid right

What you need to do

Did you see the way the audience reacted to him

Everyone was on his side

I'm serious miles

We needed something like this to happen

And it did

What do you think

Everybody wants to know who that guy was just coming off the strip

I could tell you that it definite purpose in mind

All the people in the audience I could tell was shocked

This could have a bad effect in the ratings

Make sure the sponsors not being.

Yes

Mr. Bagel Man

Well thank you yet we're so glad you liked it

Goodnight mr. Thank you sir I can't believe it

He said to show what to know when that guy made a spectacle of himself

He said he wants this guy working to the show immediately

My God how do we get in touch with him we don't know

Do something

Naked

Way to go Jack

Nice word

Pretty good

Me too

Don't forget tomorrow night I got your card

To be honest with you

I didn't think you had it in you

What is sure prove me wrong

You should have seen the expression on her face

You were watching

Sure everybody was

You know that was the best damn show she ever had me talking about anyway

Talk to her and Charles and tell her to go screw herself on television

Deserve it anyway

There was a pretty, pretty pretty

Hey she was pretty Jack

Okay okay she was prettier

So what

You want me to call her

I can't believe it when one of your cussing her out in the next minute he's talking about you screwing her

You think you can't do it

Hey let's face it she's not like us

And after what you did

Hey forget it

You know

I love a challenge

Didn't read very night

Oh she is beautiful

You're right you're very pretty

Beautiful tits

I thought it'd be so easy to find them

Everybody has to sign something to be in the audience

You mean you didn't sign anything

Oh yeah you signed all like using the name

Dick cozinha

Miles heizer

Yes put him through

Yes sir this is Miles

No sir we haven't been able to locate him yet that we are looking for him

Possibly tomorrow night chaussure

I can't guarantee it's sir

Alright we'll try our best sir

Okay good night sir

What did he say

She wants to know why the guy hasn't been worked back into the show yet

Did he say anything about canceling me

He's meeting with the sponsors now

When trouble doll face

No she's at home right now

Weather and she asked me a couple days ago to come by

A nice-looking uniform

She mentioned something about a bedroom and bathroom as definition

Safeway

This way

Police

My new ad

I'll be around

Part-time husband

Bingo

Find a leak

I know you were no blower

I saw you on TV the other night

So you're Detective

And I look doctor and is trying to find you

You are a big hit

You didn't answer my question

Delicious

I'd like to suck dick

May I suck your dick

Sir

Excuse me sir

Masochistic

A good servant

Try to get good help these days

I take it back you are

How does someone get in touch with you anyway

I don't

I didn't touch her then

Well you know where to find me

But if it's dr.ana you want to see

Your best bet is. Melvin Fox

Grand Ole Opry

How are you after that awful experience feeling well hello Geno just fine really

I'm so glad to hear because the way things are going with your show hun you got enough to worry about me ever need me

He thinks like a job

B****

I didn't order a beer

Good beer you know I'd be here

I like this

Do I fill out the prizes. You just like you're full of s***.

You're very beautiful woman

Let's be friends

Talk like this all over

Funny thing about women they like to work

Sexy underwear

Tell me and

What do you wear underneath your clothes

Would you like to know what I wear under my clothes

I'd like to find out for sure

Jack Edwards program director

Just discussing that if we're going to work together we're going to have to treat each other with more respect work together

Guitar Weavile

I think it's getting deep in here

And your hair

That's better

You cut off my balls completely would you mind telling me why I would do this

I show you might not realize it example of the Common Man

The blue-collar worker you are simple views coupled with my expert interpretation of them

Is just put my show name now do you understand good well I love you the studio tomorrow at

Hancock shark and we'll wait a minute where you going I'm not through with you yet

I'm only interested in one thing what's that

Are sucking my dick

Ibloom

I just talked to New York

Looks like tomorrow night show is it

You could have gotten another sponsor

You've done that brother shows

You didn't even try did you

That'll be like that

You know as well as I do that New York fools the strings I just regular programming

Don't find something else for you

Maybe a Morning Show

Amalgamated food has been wanting to do a quick shelf or sometime maybe I can arrange

Look they won't be forever just until I can find something better

Just trust me okay

Everything's going to work out fine I promise

There's nothing else we can do except for get it and go on

So go on who's stopping you

Well

It is getting late

I promised Mary and the kids I'd be home early tonight so

We'll talk some more after the show tomorrow night okay

Okay

Excuse me does Jack work here

Dr chugh

Jack said that if you came into Chinese in the back

He's expecting me

I'm coming

What's more important than f****** doctor

You might like

I don't think you know s*** doctor

You need a piece of schlong

Doc

B****

Perfect

I think you've made that crystal clear

Tell me

Is it always this easy for you

One thing you're not is easy

Why should I be

In my business

If you're easy

He got stepped on

I can't afford to let that happen

Nobody can

Productive

Don't seem to know much about people though I'm not a doctor

My name is Steven and child

When I came to this town five years ago

I promised myself that people were going to know who I was

And it worked

At least until now

Still no reason to stop being a woman

So you don't think I'm a woman huh

I want to do that before

When you're alone

Hathaway you did it

She watched

I want to watch again

What are you going to do

Sentimental f*** you

Do you want me to

I want you to

What else you want me to do

Suck my dick

Suck your p****

I want this to you

First time I saw you

Hello that's why

I'd like you to stay

Originators think

F*** the neighbor

ELearning

You going to be alright

I don't know what I'm doing anymore

Being yourself

Tummy

What's your real name

Don't laugh

Promise

I promise I won't laugh

Okay

Actor

Huckabee

Hey meaning

You make me feel good

Show me my show wasn't been cancer

The only one thing I could say that show yours

You

Augusta course of a doctor pulled off

Hey Trish turn on the TV

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What

Juvia Lockser and here She is again television's most respected psychologist doctorate

Hey yo

Play watches

If you get a kick out of

Thank you and good evening

Tonight we have with us an expert in the field of self-awareness doctor Irwin smut

Good evening doctor Mudd

Good evening

Got your mud

In your book you discuss something called

Self

Deprivation

Depriving the senses

Does that mean you want people to stop

Talking what is she doing

Biggest I've ever heard

Chased by a naked motorcycle gang I don't give a damn if it's boring or not

Nothing is more important than talking Tom