All language subtitles for 036 - Aos

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings at a single
bound.

Look, up in the sky.

It's a bird. It's a plane.

It's Superman.

Yes, it's Superman.

Strange visitor from another planet who
came to Earth with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Superman, who can change the course of
mighty rivers.

Bend steel in his bare hands.

And who, disguised as Clark Kent,
mild-mannered reporter for a great

metropolitan newspaper, fights a
never-ending battle for truth, justice,

and the American way.

And now, another exciting episode in The
Adventures of Superman.

I ain't gonna do it.

But, Baldy, you just promised you would
do it. Well, all right, so I changed my

mind already.

I don't ain't gonna hurt.

Yeah, that's right. How do I know I
ain't gonna hurt?

$25,000.

And don't be silly. You heard the doctor
promise he wouldn't hurt you.

Yeah, now what if it don't work, though?

I'm the guy that takes all the risks and
I put in all the time.

The doctor's gonna take knives and hurt
me and everything.

It's all yours, Boulder. Keep it.

And when we get ready for the big deal,
I'll give you 10% of everything we get.

You'll get millions.

Gee, boss, how's your plan gonna work?
Come on, tell us about it. Be quiet,

Scratchy.

Mr. Fairchild, you just bought yourself
a boy.

And much of a face anyway.

I'll do it.

I knew I could count on you.

Are you looking for someone? Huh? Oh,
uh, the editor guy, this Mr. White,

that's all. Oh, I think he's gone home.
But you might ask the night watcher. No,

no, no, he told me to wait.

Gotta pick up a pair of shoes, see? He's
got a hole in one of his shoes. I fix

things like that, see?

Told me to wait. Oh, sure.

Hey, boss.

Boss, look. I got it.

See, it says speech by... Hey, Boulder.

I just got you, boy. Hey, kick the doc,
will you? Make him hurry up. The

suspense is killing me.

And your speech is killing me, Boulder.

That comes next, you know.

We're not ready for the big deal until
we do something about that awful voice

of yours.

Eh, you and your big deals. Dry up
already.

I've hired the best voice coach I could
find.

He's got real class, too.

Even though he did spend a stretch in
San Quentin.

Will you shut up?

Hurry up, Doc, will you?

I want to hurry up and see my new
kisser.

What's the matter, Bowler? Haven't you
any faith in plastic surgery?

Oh, wait.

I've got a T-shirt here for you. I'll
get it.

There you are.

Hold this up in front of you.

Gee.

Dig me, will you?

Just like Superman.

How about that?

I just thought I'd mention it, Chief.

Well, then why didn't you take more
notice of him? And don't call me Chief.

I don't even know if it's the right one.

Well, then why bring it up at all? It's
not that important.

Oh, wait a minute. What's the matter?
Somebody robbed my personal files last

night, that's all. This young genius
here says he knows who the thief was,

but he doesn't know who it was.

I see.

Well, what was taken?

Remember that speech Superman made last
Fourth of July?

Well, somebody stole the recording of
it. Nothing else.

That's peculiar.

Jimmy, um, did you see someone that
might have taken it? Oh, I don't even

know if it's the right man, Mr. Kent. I
couldn't even describe him.

Just a funny little guy, that's all.

Well, you let me know if you see him
again.

Yes, sir.

If I do, why would anyone want a
recording of Superman's voice?

I don't get it.

Neither do I, Junior. Neither do I.

Ladies and gentlemen of Metropolis.

Ladies and gentlemen...

No, no, no, Boulder.

Gentlemen, you're not being very
cooperative.

Come on now.

Give me your vocal exercises.

All right.

Roll on now, deep and dark blue ocean.

That's Shakespeare.

Around and around the rugged rocks, the
ragged rascal ran.

Now repeat it after me. You're kidding.

No, repeat.

Around and around the rugged rocks the
ragged rascal ran.

I look like Superman. Why don't I sound
like Superman?

I look like Superman.

Why don't I sound like Superman?

I look like Superman.

Why don't I sound like Superman?

I look like Superman. Why don't I sound
like Superman?

I look like Superman. Why don't I sound
like Superman? That's it, Boulder. It's

coming along fine.

I look like Superman.

Ladies and gentlemen of Metropolis, good
evening, Inspector Henderson.

Madam, may I help you across the street?

Young man, I would not play with those
batches if I were you.

Little lady, may I ask you... Never
mind. That's enough.

Hamlet, you're a genius. You've done it.

Yeah, dig that diction. My own brother
wouldn't recognize me. I mean...

Boulder, you embarrass me.

That's all right, Boulder. You've done
beautifully.

Now I think it's finally time for the
big deal.

And all them millions, huh? No.

First we have to run a little test just
to get the ball rolling.

Don't worry, boss.

I'm ready for anything. I've got the
belt and the verse.

There's one thing that bothers me,
though, about them bullets that are

supposed to bounce off me.

Don't give it another thought, Boulder.
I've got that figured out, too. I should

hope so.

Superman. Yes.

May I have all your money, please?

What? Yeah, I mean, yes.

I must have all the money in your cash
register.

Well, sure,

if you need it.

Only, could you give me a receipt?

Thank you. I know you'll bring it back,
only... Superman.

Holy cow.

Superman turned super crook.

Robbed store of $165.

Oh, Chief, it just can't be true. It
must be a hoax of some kind. Must be

some new type of publicity.

Jeepers, you don't think Superman would
actually go out and steal from someone?

Of course I know it's not true. But
look, every paper in town has published

it except us.

And where there's smoke, there's some
kind of fire.

Well, I'm going down and talk to that
clerk myself. I think he just made it

up. I bet he stole that money himself.

Well, what are you waiting for? I want
to print the truth.

All right.

But you say you didn't see him fly.

That's right, Mr. Cantor. I didn't see
him fly, but it was Superman.

I recognized his face and his voice and
he had muscles.

I was standing here and he came in and
demanded the money.

Naturally, I gave it to him. I see.

Thank you very much.

Hey, what'd you find out, Mr. Kent?

Well, I talked to the man. I talked to
his wife. In fact, I talked to

everybody. It happened all right. He was
there.

I don't understand.

There's one thing that bothers me. He
didn't see Superman fly.

He saw him walk away with the money.

Then that guy last night must have been
a fake.

I know he was a fake. Probably some
small-time crook that was using a

costume instead of a gun.

I found something interesting right here
on the society column of our own paper.

Look, read where I marked it.

Oh, yeah.

That is interesting, Jimmy.

Allied Women's Charities also announced
the receipt of $165 from an anonymous

donor this morning.

That's the same amount that was taken
from the store.

Yes, sir.

It may be a coincidence, but if it's
not, that makes it all the more

confusing. What do you mean?

Well, to rob a place and then give the
money to charity, why would a crook do

that?

Sounds more to me like the real Superman
might have.

Oh, just a minute, Jimmy. That's
ridiculous.

I happen to know the Superman was home
in bed last night.

Did he hit you? Did he hit me? That
bullet grew fast and it worked out, huh?

It worked out in a pig's eye.

You're okay, ain't you, Boulder?

No, I ain't okay, ain't you, Boulder.
Will you shut up?

Get lost.

As quick as that, huh?

Yeah, as quick as that, huh?

Look here.

Where I stopped a slug in the back.
Well, I got news for you. Ain't no

Superman. And it hurts.

Didn't that bulletproof vest I took? No,
it did not.

Furthermore, suppose somebody should
slip me a slug in the head.

I got news for you. As of now, I am
resigning. I've had enough.

Nobody's gonna shoot at you again,
Boulder.

You and your big, fat ideas.

I mean it. We'll arrange it so they
won't.

Here, let me see those.

Oh, no.

There's rocks here that are worth over a
thousand claims.

Bowler, you're giving it all to charity
again.

Ha! That's the next step.

You'll see how well it all works out
tomorrow.

I just told you. I am true.

Of course.

And you wouldn't be interested that
tomorrow the Metropolis Reserve Bank is

handling a gold bullion shipment worth
two million dollars.

No, I would not that you say two million
dollars.

And I promise you, you don't have to
give a nickel to charity.

Well, in that case, boss, I am very
sorry. Here.

Two million dollars.

You know, boss, there's just one thing
that worries me. It's about this

Superman. The real one, I mean. You
know, he's not a punk like me. He's a

very tough character. And I'm worried
about what he might decide to do about

all this.

Who knows?

However, I think we put him in a spot
where he'll be pretty busy with his own

problems.

In fact, I think the real Superman...

We'll soon be convinced that he's going
crazy.

The watchman who said he was confused by
being thrown to the floor actually fired

his gun at Superman, but of course it
had no effect on the Man of Steel.

Why Superman should have taken the
jewelry is a complete mystery.

But why did he take money from a store
and then, as some people are guessing,

turn it over to charity?

The police have no explanation, but they
ask everyone to remain calm in the face

of his strange, inexplicable behavior
until...

Did you see the morning papers?

Yes, Jimmy. In fact, I was just on my
way down to Inspector Henderson's right

now. They got pictures and even an
eyewitness this time. One guy saw him

leap into the air after it was over. A
street photographer. He saw him fly.

What's that? You say they took a
picture?

Honest. He saw Superman. It must have
been the real one.

I'm on my way to interview the guy right
now.

Oh, now, Jimmy, it's impossible.

Other men can't do things like that. And
Superman just doesn't run around in his

sleep. At least I don't think he does.

See what I mean?

It's him, isn't it?

I don't think he walks in his sleep.

What's the matter, Mr. Kent?

Don't you feel well this morning?

Mr. Kent.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jimmy. Maybe you'd better
run along without me, huh?

Okay.

Yeah, buddy?

Hello. I'm a reporter for the Daily
Planet. I came to interview you about

that... Oh, say no more, Sonny.

Don't I know you?

I was the eyewitness, see?

You want to hear the story, huh? Well,
by trade, I'm a street photographer,

see? And last night, it just so happens
I'm over near that jewelry store and...

Phonograph record.

Huh?

Well, never mind. Go on. Well, do you
want to hear this story or not?

Everybody else in town does.

Yeah, sure I do.

Okay. Well, I was over by the...

Hey, just a minute.

You're that kid I saw... Yeah, Bob.

But what'll I do with him?

Oh, I told you it was crazy, me coming
right out in public claiming I saw

Boulder fly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But how soon
will you pick him up?

Sometimes you and your big deals, I get
scared.

Boulder what?

Where? You mean he is right now?

Ah.

Then you can ditch the kid pretty quick,
huh?

Good. Yeah.

It's almost over.

Now, you're certain you understand, Mr.
White? Yes, I understand.

I'm to give them to the Metropolis
Charity for the Homeless. And you're not

to worry. Everything will go to charity.

Yes, I'll print just what you said.

Goodbye, Mr. Warren. Wait a minute,
Superman.

You know, this doesn't seem like you.

It doesn't sound like you. What do you
mean?

Now, don't take offense, but the idea of
you playing Robin Hood, stealing from

one person, giving to another... Are you
insinuating that everything I borrow

will not be given to charity? No, of
course not. Of course not. But don't you

see how wrong that is?

You've always worked with the police.

Upheld law and order.

You've never taken anything from anyone,
but... Well, you should hear what people

are saying about you now.

Listen to me, please, Superman.

You haven't considered what the
consequences will be.

Mr. White, have you ever considered what
the consequences would be if I were to

get angry at Metropolis?

Great Caesar's ghost.

Come on, let's get out of here. I'm
shaking like a leaf.

Oh, it was fine, Boulder. I listened to
the door.

Everything wasn't great.

Great, was it? I sure cooked that
Superman's goose. Come on, let's get out

of here.

It's perfectly ridiculous, Clark.

You're as healthy as well as Superman.

That's not funny, Tom. Ah, now, don't be
touchy. All I meant is that you're in

great shape.

I wish I was half as sure of it as you
seem to be.

Look, I'm a doctor, right? Right.

And I'm also a very good friend of
yours, correct?

Of course you're a good friend of mine,
Tom. Otherwise, I wouldn't have come

here in the first place.

Well, that's exactly the point.

I'm your doctor and your friend, and yet
you won't take my word for it that

nothing on Earth is the matter with you.
Nothing on Earth?

Tom, is it possible?

I mean, do you think something could
have affected my mind?

Your mind?

Not a chance.

Why, your reflexes are magnificent.

You've got a superb mind.

Yes, but is it possible?

I mean, could I have done something
without knowing that I'd done it? What

sort of thing?

Well, like stealing, for instance.

Clark, what are you talking about? You
know you're not capable of doing any

such thing.

But what I'm trying to say is, suppose,
for example, I went to sleep.

And then I walked in my sleep.

And I woke without knowing anything
about it.

Well, I think it's very unlikely that
you would do anything...

Walking in your sleep that you wouldn't
do under ordinary circumstances.

But it is possible, isn't it?

Well, it's possible, but... Look, Clark,
why don't you take a vacation?

Maybe you've been working too hard.

So there is something wrong with me.

Why didn't you tell me about it?

Now, wait a minute. I still say there's
nothing wrong with you physically or

mentally, except that... Well, you've
got some crazy idea that... Crazy idea?

I heard you say that. All right, so I
used the wrong word.

What I mean is you're talking yourself
into a condition that just doesn't

exist.

I hope so.

I sincerely hope so.

And thanks, Doc, for putting up with me.

Chief, what's going on? I just passed
the mayor out in the hall.

Kent, there's nothing we can do.

Any of us.

We've issued orders not to arrest him or
cross him in any way. Who? Who are you

talking about?

Superman, of course. Oh, come on.

Kent, it's horrible.

He's losing his mind.

That's the only explanation.

Chief, you know that's not possible.

Kent, don't talk nonsense.

Can you prove he's not crazy?

Are you Superman?

But, Chief, you know him. How could you
believe such a thing? Because I saw him

here with my own eyes not a half an hour
ago.

That's all.

Kent, where are you going? Never mind.
I've wasted too much time already.

Comfortable?

Won't be much longer.

Time's just about up. Your time, too.

Such a beautiful plan.

Two million dollars is the prize.

Look, Inspector.

Superman. Well, this is a pleasant
surprise. I'm not going to bite you.

We've got work to do and fast.

Of course you wouldn't bite anyone. Now
just sit down and relax. Look, you don't

seem to understand. I'm the real
Superman.

Here, look.

Convinced you? Of course you're the real
Superman. I'd lock anybody up that said

different. And I've always admired you,
too. Bill, there's a crook loose in this

city. He looks exactly like me.

There's a phonograph record of my voice
still, and there may even have been

plastic work done on him. Now, please
hold it, will you? There's nothing to

get excited about.

This may be building up to some huge
crime.

Now, now, now, now, we know all about
it. Now, Perry White talked to you. I've

known him for years. I believe him.

We have some very nice doctors coming to
see you. Look, Bill, we've been pals for

years. I'd hate to use you for a
volleyball in your own office, but...

Anderson. What?

He was... No.

I mean, yes.

Right away.

The Metropolis Bank.

Two million dollars in gold bullion was
just... And they just stood there

because it was Superman.

I mean, it was... Holy cow.

You see what I mean?

Well, what did you actually see?

Only the getaway, sir.

It was the most thrilling thing you ever
saw.

I saw Superman all by himself and the
truck. And he went driving down towards

the planet building, I suppose, to give
the money back.

It was wonderful.

But he wasn't just driving, you know.

I saw him pick up the truck in his hand
and he went leaping through the air.

Like... Like what?

That man is just a stooge, Inspector.

What? That's right. His job is to send
you in the wrong direction.

I'll see you later.

Come with me.

Good, you made a boulder.

Sure. Well, let's get it.

Give me one.

Here.

All right, Boulder, get in with him.

Okay, boss.

Boulder, I told you to stay in the back.
Keep an eye on the boy.

You're dead.

I didn't think we'd get rid of him until
we got across the border. It's just a

short ways.

So you're the big boss.

You're not complaining, are you,
Boulder?

We've left Scratchy and Hamlet behind,
so maybe we'll forget to send them their

share, too, huh?

You seem to have things pretty well
worked out, don't you?

What's the matter, Boulder?

You afraid I'm going to give you the
shake, too?

Well, you're right.

And this looks like as good a place as
any.

You've always been worried about
somebody missing that steel vest of

yours, haven't you?

Well, here's one for that phony face of
yours, Bo.

Go on, get out of here, will you? Leave
me alone.

Oh, no.

You'll have policemen around you for
quite some time.

Also around Fairchild and the rest of
your gang.

Yeah, I should have known.

I seen prison walls the minute I took
this job. Say, Inspector, do me a favor,

will you? What is it?

Well, will you get me a doc and tell
them to make me the plastic surgery?

Only this time I want my own face back.

I was happy with that. I was living with
it.

Be glad to.

Yeah, I should have known.

Takes more than a face and a voice.

There's only one real Superman.

He can say that again. Right, Mr. Kent?

Right, Mr. Olsen.