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what the fuck just happened

do you have the time machine

our moms they must have taken the phone

the flash capacitor was in the phone

without that we can't get back

God it smells like fucking teen spirit in here

lucky for you I have a load to take

so you guys definitely can't be hanging out with us

looking like that it can't be makeover

you gotta come over right now

what am I looking at dirty laundry

no these are the outfits from the boys 18 years ago

our V card Jimmy

show us your card pull it out

oh I told you

happy birthday bitch

happy birthday to you too slut ooh

18 at last I know

and our moms are both out of town

yes the house to ourselves

come over let's get this day started right

I am on my way baby girl

see you soon OK

bye

oh my gosh my 18th birthday

today is gonna be such a great day

oh my gosh a present

my mom is so sweet

this doesn't look like any iPhone I've ever seen

weird

hmm

I'm so cute to pull up the little letter in a heart

happy 18th birthday sweetheart

I'm sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate it with you

but there's a reason why I chose this weekend

to leave town I'll leave you with this letter

I didn't know how you would react

so I decided to go as far as way as possible

so when you read this

you would have time to process the truth

and decide what you should do next

the truth is

sergeant miles is not your biological father

when we met I was already pregnant with you

we were young but Sergeant Miles agreed to marry me

so we decided it was best to keep it a secret

and not tell you the truth

until you're old enough to understand

the truth of who your real father is

is even stranger still

when I was 18 a mysterious boy appeared out of nowhere

I now believe he was from the future

he was smart charming and very familiar

I felt that I had known him for a lifetime

after making love the mysterious traveler disappeared

in a flash of lights

leaving only behind a strange artifact from the future

no one knows you have it

not sergeant miles or your stepbrother Jimmy

who I suspect had something to do with this

I hope I could find him

and maybe make sense of all of this

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

and I hope time away

will give you a chance to figure it all out

love mom

hey hey

oh my God

did you get the same letter

yeah what

what's going on dude

I don't know my mom wrote me this weird letter

and then went on some mysterious trip

yeah it's so confusing

but yeah mine says something about some how

my dad's not actually my dad

and my real dad is some mysterious

weird time traveling boy yeah

and this what did you get one of these

I definitely did not get one of these

looks like a cell phone

yeah my mom said it was a time machine

and to keep it safe and keep it a secret

that's so weird we should ask Jimmy

you think he would know my mom said not to

besides the point he's been Mia hmm

you know what this is probably all just some big prank

you know

and they're probably there at the house waiting for us

and they're gonna throw us a party yeah

let's go find out yeah let's go

can you believe this shit dude

that was totally embarrassing

oh my God but no flag right

hey hey

what's going on where's the party

party yeah

oh it's our birthday

I know I thought now that you're 18

you'd be out partying with your friends

I didn't know you I mean

we're just watching the game

you're welcome to join us yeah

come on not even a cake

give us a hug not even a cake

come on yeah

oh happy birthday

birthday darling thank you

thank you sorry about the mess and stuff

but you know we don't have girls over too often so

so we got these yeah

what's up with these letters

what is it from mom what is it

time traveling oh

and then you guys aren't our dads

and there's some random boys

who apparently are our brothers

that are our dads from the future and the past yeah

just doesn't make any sense

what's what's up I can't believe this

I can't believe they have to see

have this have this here

here get comfortable

this is gonna OK

they actually told them this doesn't make any sense OK

so when we met your moms they were both pregnant

we are not your your dads

we're not your biological fathers what okay

um

but they were both pregnant

and they had this story about the

these boys from the future

it's it's something like that

it we wrote it off as kind of silly

you know we did the first joint ceremony

got married and just figured we're gonna be your father

you thought it was gonna be a joke

but they continued they continued yeah

what the and and then it

that's

that's where I had to like draw the line was like

they got into it with the boys from the

from the future in the in the past

I don't they were just to say it was our sons

there's like a whole time travel thing going on yeah

so Carlos and Jimmy are the ones that they fucked

from the future in the past yeah

that's it's ridiculous

what the hell totally

totally ridiculous

that's why that's why we had that's why I had to go

for the divorce cause it was just too much

you know they kept going and going and going

it was just I'm sorry sweetie

yeah see Cleo

I told you our moms are fucking nuts now

they're trying to feed us like this bullshit story

I bet they're trying to shack up with Carlos and Jimmy

right now

they're really just out there fucking our brothers

now that sounds like something your mom would do

that's so weird

but would she really do that

I mean

your mom always did kind of have a way of looking at

at Carlos

what the heck

that's why I was that's why I had to like be like no

we gotta end this I think we should get revenge revenge

yeah

they fucked our brothers

so we should fuck their ex husbands

huh

uh

um no

it makes total sense you know

it's you know what I mean

that's like she kind of has a point dad

the I mean

the punishment should fit the crime

see that's it makes sense

like I can fuck your dad you can fuck mine

we'll have birthday fun like

I mean that would really piss them off

it was exactly it definitely yeah

that would that would piss them off yeah

they'd hate that girls mom

party with us

I don't know fuck yeah

let's party

this always has been a really fucked up family

come on

we have to have some birthday fun

I mean yeah

oh my God

our moms are gonna be so fucking pissed I know

oh wow those are pretty thank you

oh it feels good so good

you're doing okay baby

yeah it feels really good

this is a really good idea I know

is he taking care of you sweetheart

yes

best birthday ever

yes yes

hmm hmm

hmm there's some noise you can suck on mm

hmm

is this really okay that we're doing this

yes

are you sure yeah

I'll be like are you sure you're okay with it

I you okay with me sucking your dad's dick

yeah what do you mean

it's gonna be like the best revenge

I agree with her totally okay if you say so

oh my God

oh aren't you two just the cutest

please repeat the sentence strictly in lower case

without punctuation and text formatting

hmm

taking care of you bro

you doing okay sweetie was your gag reflex getting you

doing great

oh fuck this cock

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh my God this is so crazy

I can't believe I'm sucking your dad's dick right now

oh my God that's so hot

hmm hmm hmm

it's it's really weird that like

I can hear my daughter sucking your dick

it's making my dick harder

Saba

hmm hmm hmm hmm

mm hmm

oh fuck maybe you're getting face fucked oh

like a champ

like a champ

oh my gosh

oh fuck there it is just like that

that's creepy hmm fucking hell

hey sweetie

give your friend a little kiss on the cheek

oh

wow wow

thank you Robert

oh my God jeez

hmm

oh

thank you sweetie

she's doing so good too

my laptop on

oh my God that's crazy

your dad's cock is so big

oh fuck

what are you doing

what does it look like

you shouldn't be touching my dick like this

just playing

it feels so good doesn't it

it does feel really good

oh my God

so good you have such a pretty pussy

oh fuck dad

do you think I have a pretty pussy

oh my God

so good oh my God

oh fuck yeah

is this what you wanted to see sweetie

yes do you wanna see your daddy's dick

so you can rub it on your friend's pussy

oh my God yes

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

fuck

yes yes

you love your Dad's balls hahaha yes

yes

oh my God yes yes

don't say that don't say that I'm not dead

that's your baby

oh my God fucking hot

good girl look at how it bounces smack that ass

oh my God

it's so fucking hot

you like fucking my dad yeah

yeah I love fucking your dad

happy birthday

happy birthday

happy birthday girl

fuck me

oh my God it's so fucking thank you

ah ah

ah shit

oh

my

God

oh my God please keep going

keep going keep going

you're gonna make me fucking go on

oh come on yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

oh my God

oh

she almost pushed me out man

that is a big grip oh

oh man

oh my God

oh fuck

my cum tastes so good on your dick

oh my God I think I'm gonna come too

oh oh yes

oh my God

oh no

oh my God I'm coming

oh my God

oh oh

yes come on

let's fucking do it

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God it's so fucking good

oh my God

oh yeah let me spread her fucking pussy for you daddy

oh my God put it back

put it back

oh my God that's so fucking good

oh God

dude your daughter's sucking your dick man yeah

no no

no wait you should be doing

ah it's hard to say no to I understand

yeah

that's so good

oh

my God yes

oh my God it feels so good

uh huh

oh my God yes

stick it in my mouth daddy

no honey

that'd be fucking mouth

that'd be too weird no

what is that

huh that's it yeah

you feel that honey that feels good

oh God sweetie

just just put me back in there

I can't I can't do that

just keep sucking his cock

don't stop oh yeah sweetie

just put me back in your friend

yeah yeah

that's it

that's it that's better

it's in the pussy oh yeah yeah

oh yeah

oh

my God it's so good

oh your dad fucks me so good

yeah

oh fuck

yes yes

yes yes yes yes

put it back in your mouth

hmm

honey you're supposed to be putting it back in

no come on

suck on it suck on it

yeah

there that's

that's good enough right

ah umm yeah

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my

God oh my

God ah

oh

yeah

oh

yeah

oh

yeah

oh

baby

I want you to fuck me daddy

please

please please please

yes please daddy

hmm yes

oh my God yes

oh

hmm

yes

what a good daddy

please help me daddy please

I want it so bad I want your dick inside me so bad

please please

please

come on please

I want you to come on fuck me

oh um yeah

come on which is us

I mean you want to yeah

I don't know how to answer

yes please please

oh no

you want your dad to fuck you

huh I want my dad to fuck me

what do you wanna do here you go

should you fuck him or what

it's my daughter like

I'm down with it sure I'll be here

I know and I'm like watching her fuck you

like I'm not saying I have a daughter

but like you did

I know but

come back I don't know about you

but I'm gonna get over here

let me hold it for you maybe a good friend

yeah just a little taste

let's see what her pussy tastes like

hmm

God damn it

hmm

oh sweetie

oh no

oh my God

hot do you

she's sucking my dick so good

wow

hmm hmm hmm hmm

ha hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh my God Cleo

don't we suck dick better than our moms

those bitches

you definitely got prettier feet than your mom's

yes

yes

oh my God my dog

oh my God that's it honey

oh yeah

thank you

oh my God

you got skills

alright

come here oh shit

oh shit it's gonna happen

oh my God

put it in me put it in me daddy

oh my God

oh

my God so fucking good

oh my God it's so good

oh shit oh my God

that's so good oh

you like your daddy's dick

yeah I love it

oh what do you love so good

what do you love so good I love that big thick cock

yeah

yes yes

yes yes yes

yes yes

oh my God look at this

stretch that fucking pussy

yeah

oh yeah

get it nice and fucking deep inside of me daddy

hmm what the fuck is this

hmm hmm

oh yeah

oh yeah yeah

oh

yeah put it back in there

oh shit

oh

my God so fucking good

oh

thank you thank you thank you

oh

thank you thank you thank you

you know right that fucking yes

holy shit yes yes

yes yes

oh my God it's so fucking good keep going

oh shit yes

that is gonna make me fucking sick

oh yeah

fuck

ah

yes yes

yes yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

ah ah ah

oh my God that's so good

ah yes baby

oh wow

oh my God

oh

my God

yes yes yes yes

yes yes

oh my God

oh my God

yes keep going

please keep going yes

oh my God

yes yes

oh yes

you keep going

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

fuck yes yes

yes yes

oh my God oh my God

oh my God I wanna come

I wanna come I wanna come oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

are you gonna make me come when you're getting fucked

yeah right there

right there right there

oh my God I'm gonna come

oh fuck

oh my God

yes yes

yes yes

yes

oh

that's so fucking yum

yes please

oh my God you're such a good fucking pussy yes put it

in

oh my goodness oh my goodness

oh my God

your pussy is fucking tight

oh my God honey

you lose your idea

it's only fair that you get from both ends

you're not a big girl

you're not a big girl yeah

oh my God

yes yes

yes yes

yes

yes

I always want to fuck you

I always want to fuck you yes yes

yes yes

I always want to fuck you

yes suck my fucking

oh my God

you're a little pervert

you like watching me fuck my daughter don't you

it's okay I like it too

you wanna taste her pussy

put it back into her

yeah put it back inside of her

there you go yeah

really stretch that fucking pussy out

yeah just like that

yes she is

she's so fucking good what a good girl hmm

yeah

hmm look at that

such a small girl taking such a big cock so deep yeah

oh stretch my little pussy out

I'm proud of you sweetie

oh yes

oh

oh my God it's so fucking good

oh my God

oh my God oh shit wow

that is gorgeous get away from me

you spread it for me

oh my God

fuck yes you like that baby

yeah oh my God yes

oh my God yes

oh my God it's so fucking

oh my God fuck

fuck fuck

fuck yes yes

oh my God so fucking holy shit

oh

yes fuck yes yes

yes oh my God

oh oh oh

oh oh my God

so good that's a good one I'm so good

oh yeah

oh oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

oh my God I can't come

oh you're gonna make your fucking daughter come yeah

you're gonna come for me baby

oh yeah

I'm gonna make your fucking daughter come yeah

make me come together

let's see if we can make them come together yeah

make me come together

oh my God oh

I'm coming oh

oh oh oh oh

oh

shit

oh oh

god

oh

wow

yeah

yeah

hmm

good

oh my God look

look look

look look

oh my God

hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

oh yeah

you want your daddy's dick baby

yeah I want your dick so bad please

please please

please daddy

I want your dick I want your dick

daddy say please

I want your dick daddy please

that's my girl that's my girl

mm hmm

oh yeah

oh yeah

mm hmm

oh baby

oh

yeah

oh fuck yes

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God oh

fuck yes

this is so fucking good guys

oh oh oh

fuck yes daddy

yes

oh fuck yes daddy

it feels so fucking good it feels so fucking good

oh shit

this is my fucking pussy daddy

this is my fucking pussy daddy

oh

oh my God

oh my God it feels so fuck you good

you get it nice and fucking deep

oh my God nice and deep in that little pussy

yes fuck me

fuck me fuck me

oh

fuck oh my God

it's so good

oh my God

yeah yeah

oh

fuck

yes

oh fuck

hmm

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

oh

just like that

just like that just like that right there

right there right there oh don't fucking stop

please don't fucking stop oh my God

that feels fucking amazing

oh my God oh my God oh my God yeah

just like that just like that oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God

daddy's little piggies yeah

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh my God oh my God hmm ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

so good so good so good so good so good

oh my God this is so fucking hot yeah

you know what I want

I want some fucking cum yeah

I want some cum so bad yeah

I want some cum I want daddy's cum yeah

I want daddy's cum please daddy

please daddy

oh shit

oh please

oh please

oh please give me your phone oh God

you're so bad you're so bad oh fuck oh

God

hey you open that fucking door

open that fucking door oh fuck

that is gonna come give us your card oh

oh oh fuck oh that's it oh

yeah

can you come daddy

can you come daddy

oh fuck oh yeah

oh fuck

oh fuck

we swap daddies so we have to swap gum

hmm hmm

hmm hmm what the fuck

wait do you hear that

yeah what is that sound

sounds like it's coming from over there

oh my gosh the fucking it's the thing so what is that

what why

is it ringing here press the button

what the fuck where the fuck did it just go

Cleo

what the fuck dude

maybe it was actually true

fuck

so that means

that means

we

Jesus did we just did we just

for our granddaughters oh fuck

I don't know I'll get a beer

yeah

sure