All language subtitles for WreckItRalph.brrip.720p.2012

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian Download
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:50,633 My name's Ralph, and l'm a bad guy. 2 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,140 Let's see. l'm 9 feet tall. l weigh 643 pounds. 3 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,308 Got a little bit of a temper on me. 4 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,106 My passion bubbles very near the surface, 5 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,150 l guess, not gonna lie. 6 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:11,154 Anyhoo, what else? 7 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,949 l'm a wrecker. l wreck things. Professionally. 8 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:19,620 l'm very good at what l do. Probably the best l know. 9 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,749 The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. 10 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,501 Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr. 11 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,339 So, yeah, naturally, 12 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,176 the guy with the name Fix-lt Felix is the good guy. 13 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,136 He's nice enough as good guys go. 14 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,138 Definitely fixes stuff really well. 15 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,350 But if you've got a magic hammer from your father, 16 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,019 how hard can it be? 17 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,355 lf he was a regular contractor carpenter guy, 18 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,900 l guarantee you would not be able 19 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,027 to fix the damage that l do as quickly. 20 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:55,031 And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. 21 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:59,243 But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? 22 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,204 To that l say, "Ha!" 23 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,916 And, no, there aren't. 24 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,213 30 years l've been doing this 25 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,090 and l've seen a lot of other games come and go. 26 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,344 Kind of sad. l think about all those guys from Asteroids. 27 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,804 Boom! Gone. Centipede? 28 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,723 Who knows where that guy is, you know? 29 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,809 Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. 30 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,019 l'm very lucky. 31 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,481 lt's just, l got to say, 32 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,108 it becomes kind of hard to love your job 33 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,444 when no one seems to like you for doing it. 34 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,700 All clear! The arcade is closed! 35 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,369 Shoryuken! 36 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:45,456 Whoo! What a day! You want to head to Tappers, Ken? 37 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,999 If you're buying, buddy. 38 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,129 Quitting time! 39 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,851 l don't know. 40 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,478 Maybe l wouldn't be feeling this way 41 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,605 If things were different after work. 42 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,066 But it is what it is. 43 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,234 Good job, everyone! 44 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,819 Felix and the Nicelanders 45 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,779 go hang out in their homes 46 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,448 which he's just fixed, and everyone, you know... 47 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,328 They go to their homes, l go to mine 48 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:27,290 which happens to be a dump. 49 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,041 And when l say "a dump," 50 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,459 l don't mean like a shabby place. 51 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,045 l mean an actual dump, 52 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,298 where the garbage goes 53 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,676 and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts... 54 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,345 That's what l call home. 55 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,639 l guess l can't bellyache too much. 56 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,309 l got my bricks, l got my stump. 57 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:53,399 lt looks uncomfortable. lt's actually fine. l'm good. 58 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:01,657 But if l'm really honest with myself... 59 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:06,495 l see Felix up there getting patted on the back, 60 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:10,666 people are giving him pie and thanking him 61 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,836 and so happy to see him all the time. 62 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,088 Sometimes I think. . . 63 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:21,344 Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy. 64 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,724 Nice share, Ralph. 65 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,184 As fellow bad guys, 66 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,685 we've all felt what you're feeling 67 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,187 and we've come to terms with it. 68 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,730 - Really? - Right here. 69 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:34,815 I am Zangief. I am bad guy. 70 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,109 - Hi, Zangief! - Hi, Zangief. 71 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:40,237 I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, 72 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,864 I was crushing man's skull 73 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,700 like sparrow egg between my thighs. 74 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,954 And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief? 75 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,540 "Why can't you be more like good guy?" 76 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,210 Then I have moment of clarity. 77 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,212 If Zangief is good guy, 78 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,255 who'll crush man's skull 79 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,549 like sparrow's egg between thighs? 80 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,802 And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy, 81 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:06,263 "but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy." 82 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,395 Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there. 83 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,979 - Zombie! Bad guy! - Hi, Zombie. 84 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,398 Hi, Zombie. 85 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,943 Zangief saying labels not make you happy. 86 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,237 Good! Bad! 87 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,740 You must love you. 88 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,159 - Yeah! Inside here! - Yes. 89 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,329 Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping. 90 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,497 Question, Ralph. 91 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,125 We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now 92 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,294 and tonight you finally show up. 93 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,171 - Why is that? - I don't know. 94 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,589 I just felt like coming. 95 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:45,010 I suppose it has something to do with the fact that. . . 96 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:48,305 Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game. 97 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,307 Well, happy anniversary, Ralph. 98 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,642 Thanks, Satan. 99 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,270 It's Sateen, actually. 100 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,605 Got it. But here's the thing. 101 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,026 I don't want to be the bad guy anymore. 102 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,490 You can't mess with the program, Ralph. 103 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,243 You're not going Turbo, are you? 104 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:12,663 Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Come on, guys! 105 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,666 Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? 106 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,710 Or a piece of pie every once in a while? 107 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,503 Is it Turbo to want more out of life? 108 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:20,963 Yes! 109 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,965 Ralph, Ralph, we get it. 110 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,009 But we can't change who we are. 111 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,343 And the sooner you accept that, 112 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,805 the better off your game and your life will be. 113 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,100 Hey. One game at a time, Ralph. 114 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,728 Let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation. 115 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,319 I'm bad, and that's good. 116 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:47,156 I will never be good, and that's not bad. 117 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,533 There's no one I'd rather be than me. 118 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,578 Okay, gang, see you next week. 119 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,580 Listen, I can't do snacks next week. 120 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,207 Hang in there, Ralph. 121 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,709 Hey, Zombie, don't forget your hatchets. 122 00:06:58,835 --> 00:06:59,877 There you go. 123 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,274 Step aside, sir. Random security check. 124 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,442 Random my behind! You always stop me. 125 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,778 I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. 126 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,572 - Name? - Lara Croft. 127 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,240 - Name? - Wreck-It Ralph! 128 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,741 And where are you coming from? 129 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,201 Pac-Man. 130 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,703 Did you bring any fruit with you? 131 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,288 No! No. No fruit. 132 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,706 Okay, then. Where are you heading? 133 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,832 Fix-lt Felix Jr. 134 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,750 - Anything to declare? - I hate you. 135 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,586 I get that a lot. Proceed. 136 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,508 Bad guy coming! 137 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,053 lf you leave your game, 138 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,097 stay safe, stay alert, 139 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,558 and whatever you do, don't die. 140 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,810 Because if you die outside your own game 141 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,437 you don't regenerate. 142 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,272 Ever. Game over. 143 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,491 Here you go, buddy. 144 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,662 It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man's. 145 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,289 Hang in there, guys. 146 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,583 Name? 147 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,995 "Happy 30th Anniversary"? 148 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,414 They're having a party without me. 149 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,920 Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man? 150 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,422 That cherry-chasing dot-muncher 151 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,924 isn't even part of this game! 152 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,801 Great party, Felix. 153 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,260 Why, thank you, friend. 154 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,221 Felix. You're needed on the dance floor! 155 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,189 Fix-It Felix! Fix-It Felix! 156 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,025 I'll bet that's Mario. 157 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,444 Fashionably late, per the norm. 158 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,071 I'll get it, Felix. 159 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:20,911 It's Ralph! 160 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,164 - He'll wreck the party! - Hide the stemware! 161 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,249 Get rid of him, Felix. 162 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,043 Oh, right. I'll go talk to him. 163 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,712 Carry on, everyone. 164 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,632 Ralph, can I help you? 165 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,551 Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you. 166 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,594 I saw a big explosion 167 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,055 or something go over the building there. 168 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,808 Those were just fireworks. 169 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,309 Fireworks. Okay. Phewf. 170 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,103 Somebody's birthday, or. . . 171 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:50,441 Well, it's more of an anniversary. 172 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,152 The 30th anniversary of our game, actually. 173 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,195 What? Is that today? 174 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,405 I know! 175 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,906 I'm such a dummy with dates. 176 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,284 Anyway, congratulations. 177 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,579 Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too. 178 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,504 Just a heads-up, Felix. 179 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,630 They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes. 180 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,550 - Hey, Glen. - Ralph. 181 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,679 Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. 182 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:21,972 Never had it. 183 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,432 No one ever seems to throw it out 184 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,600 so it never ends up in the dump. 185 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,436 I never actually tasted it. 186 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,272 I've always wanted to try cake. 187 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,108 I don't suppose you'd like to 188 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,777 come in and have a slice, would you? 189 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,279 Hey-o, everybody! 190 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,746 I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle. 191 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,625 - Now, you all know Ralph. - Evening. 192 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,213 Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana. . . 193 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,131 - Deanna. - Big Gene! 194 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,591 Why is he here? 195 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,843 He's just here for a slice of cake. 196 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,720 And I'm a big part of the game, 197 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,305 technically speaking. 198 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,140 Why are you here, Gene? 199 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,683 Oh, look! The cake! 200 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:13,106 Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary. 201 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,651 Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top. 202 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:19,071 Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. 203 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,823 Norwood's is red velvet. 204 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:21,907 Guilty! 205 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,494 And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, 206 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,037 - and for Felix. . . - Hey, Mary. 207 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,667 What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there? 208 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,670 Oh. Chocolate. 209 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,256 I've never been real fond of chocolate. 210 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,174 Well, I did not know that. 211 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,467 One other little thing. 212 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:44,096 I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here. . . 213 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,139 - My cake! - . . .might be a lot happier 214 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,600 if you put him up here with everyone else. 215 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,853 See that? Look at that smile. 216 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,021 No, no. You see, Ralph, 217 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,190 there's no room for you up here. 218 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,777 What about this? We can make room. 219 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,572 Here. We could take turns. Easy. 220 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,533 How about we just eat the cake? 221 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,994 Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof 222 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,037 because he's about to get his medal! 223 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,415 Then how about we just take that medal 224 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,833 and give it to Ralph for once? 225 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,543 Would that be the end of the world, Gene? 226 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,378 Now you're just being ridiculous. 227 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,171 Only good guys win medals, 228 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,799 and you, sir, are no good guy. 229 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,342 I could be a good guy if I wanted to, 230 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,510 and I could win a medal! 231 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,513 And when you do, come and talk to us. 232 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,308 Then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? 233 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,434 If you won a medal, 234 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,436 we'd let you live up here in the penthouse! 235 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,479 But it will never happen 236 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,649 because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building. 237 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,318 No, I'm not. 238 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,569 Yes, you are! 239 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,321 No, I'm not! 240 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,916 Yes, you are. 241 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,086 All right, Gene. You know what? 242 00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,671 I'm going to win a medal. 243 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,257 Oh, I am going to win a medal! 244 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,260 The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! 245 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,763 A medal that will be so good 246 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,849 that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! 247 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,519 And good night! Thank you for the party. 248 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,272 - Is he serious? - Oh, please! 249 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,524 Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? 250 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,652 Of course he's not serious. 251 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:25,155 I've never been more serious about anything in my life. 252 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,865 That's why I came straight here, Tapper. 253 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,450 You've never given me a bum steer. 254 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,287 Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal? 255 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,623 I don't think such a game exists, Ralph. 256 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,334 Oh, come on. You know people. There's got to be. . . 257 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,627 Tapper, I need a root beer. 258 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,212 Coming! Hold that thought. 259 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,971 Okay. As you were saying. 260 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,099 I was saying, I can't spend another 30 years 261 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,517 living alone in the garbage. 262 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,435 I'm not going back without a medal. 263 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,020 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 264 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,439 Maybe somebody left a medal here. 265 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,775 You're welcome to dig through the lost and found. 266 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,528 Okay, let's see what we got here. 267 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,822 Go on, get out of here. 268 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,784 Mushroom? No. 269 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,412 What is this? No. 270 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,457 Come on, Zangief! Gross. 271 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,169 What am I doing? 272 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,715 - Hey, excuse you! - We are humanity's last hope. 273 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,551 Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. 274 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,887 We are humanity's last hope. 275 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,598 You okay there, space cadet? 276 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,475 We've only been plugged in a week 277 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,062 and every day it's, "Climb the building, then fight bugs. 278 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,523 "Climb the building, fight more bugs!" 279 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,816 Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. 280 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,943 Easy on the overalls, spaceman. 281 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,319 It's tough all over, all right? 282 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,239 And all for what? A lousy medal? 283 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,034 Medal? You win a medal? 284 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,910 Yeah, Medal of Heroes. 285 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,912 Is it shiny? 286 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,664 Pretty shiny. 287 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,792 - And it says "hero" on it? - Oh, yeah. 288 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,211 And you say you win it by climbing a building? 289 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,963 - And fighting bugs! - Right, bugs. 290 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,591 Is there any chance I could go with you to your game 291 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,843 and maybe get one of those medals? 292 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,762 - Negatory. - Does that mean maybe? 293 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,056 No! Look, only the bravest 294 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,059 and the best serve in our corps. 295 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,185 Bug! 296 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,197 We are humanity's last hope. 297 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,456 Attention! The arcade will open in 5 minutes. 298 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,458 Please report to your games. 299 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,171 I can't feel my legs. What is all this stuff? 300 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,716 Smells like Ralph in here. 301 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,804 Okay. All right. What was it called again? 302 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,764 Hero's something. 303 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,140 Duty. Hero's Duty. 304 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,433 There it is. 305 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,565 Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph. 306 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,864 The wall. 307 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,041 Morning, kids. Come on in. 308 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,502 Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella. 309 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,009 Quarter alert! Quarter alert! 310 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,094 This is not a drill. 311 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,930 Ooh! Sweet golden medal! 312 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,479 On a planet with no name 313 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,649 a top-secret experiment has gone horribly wrong. 314 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,778 You are humanity's last hope. 315 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,283 Rooting-tooting, ready for shooting! 316 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,784 All right. 317 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,787 Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. 318 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,456 Fear is a 4-letter word, ladies. 319 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,084 If you want to go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, 320 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,460 keep it to yourself. 321 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,963 It's make your mamas proud time! 322 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,298 I love my mama! 323 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,049 Heads up! First-person shooter, 324 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,217 coming through! 325 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,802 Ooh, robot! 326 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,224 Game play in 3, 2, 1. 327 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,228 We are humanity's last hope. 328 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,313 Our mission? 329 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,232 Destroy all Cy-Bugs. 330 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,568 You ready, rookie? Let's find out. 331 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,697 Sweet Mother Hubbard! 332 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,287 No, no, no! Wait a second! 333 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,835 Cy-Bug, 12 o'clock. Take it, newbie. 334 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,924 No, no! Wait, wait! 335 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,471 Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat. 336 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,683 My gun! Give me that back. 337 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,607 Shoot the eggs before they hatch! 338 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,733 Oh, no! 339 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,360 Something's coming out of their bottom! 340 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,364 - Oh, gross! - Markowski! 341 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,032 Get back in formation! 342 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,992 All right, ladies, 343 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,620 the kitten whispers and tickle fights stop now. 344 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,455 The entrance to the lab is straight ahead. 345 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,332 - I'll meet you guys inside! - No! 346 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,584 Sanctuary! Sanctuary! 347 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,381 I thought this was going to be like Centipede! 348 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,592 When did video games become so violent and scary? 349 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,970 Please, get me out of here! 350 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,597 Take her! 351 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,019 What a rip-off! 352 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,148 Get off me! It's game over. Stop it! 353 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,861 Beacon up! 354 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,826 Cease fire! Cease fire! 355 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,334 Attention! Return to start positions. 356 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,169 Return to start positions. 357 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,549 Here, let me help you. Sorry about that. 358 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,509 Yeah, you must be upset. 359 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,428 - Markowski. - Who? 360 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,431 Yeah, me. I'm Markowski. 361 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,142 What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? 362 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,769 No cuts, no butts, no coconuts? 363 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,898 Never interfere with the first-person shooter. 364 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,818 Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building 365 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,487 so they can get a medal, and that's it! 366 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,614 So stick to the program, soldier! 367 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,699 Right. Right. Aye, aye. 368 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,409 Quarter alert! Quarter alert! 369 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,245 All right, pussy willows. Back to start positions! 370 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,667 Yeah, right. No way I'm going through that again. 371 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,671 So that's where they keep the medal, huh? 372 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,511 "New racers daily." 373 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,722 Sweet! I got next game. 374 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,848 Go away, kid! 375 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,516 We're going to play all 9 of today's racers! 376 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,601 Yeah! 377 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:11,936 Sorry. 378 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,702 Where's the wrecking guy? 379 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,623 Where's Ralph? He should be wrecking the building. 380 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,792 Stick with the program. 381 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,044 Fix it, Felix! 382 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,388 Ralph! Quarter alert! Game on! 383 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,481 Do something, Felix! 384 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,192 Just act natural. I'll fix it. 385 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,073 Ralph! Ralph! 386 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,366 What the. . . 387 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,618 Ralph? Ralph! 388 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,748 Oh, my land! Where is he? 389 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,167 Mr. Litwak! 390 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,794 What's the trouble, sweetheart? 391 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,254 The game's busted. 392 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,924 l can fix it! l can fix it! 393 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,050 Oh, boy. 394 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,137 Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana. 395 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,973 Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back. 396 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,391 But what about the game? 397 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,393 I'll have someone look at it tomorrow. . . 398 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,603 But if he can't fix it, it might be time 399 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,856 to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture. 400 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,190 Like my nana. 401 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:53,371 Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order. 402 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,249 Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed! 403 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,251 They're going to pull our plug! 404 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:03,172 Okay, everybody, calm down. 405 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,258 Ralph probably fell asleep 406 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,885 in the washroom of Tapper's again. 407 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,470 See? There he is now. 408 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:18,021 Why, it's Q*bert. What brings you here, neighbor? 409 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,357 What's he saying, Felix? 410 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,277 Stand by. My Q*bert-ese is a little rusty. 411 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,169 Ralph's gone Turbo! 412 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,769 Shiny. 413 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,564 Attention! The arcade is now closed. 414 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,066 Did you get a load of Markowski? 415 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,151 Shut your chew holes. 416 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,070 Cy-Bug. 417 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,414 Taste it! 418 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,507 Slick Tiddlywinking, pint-size. 419 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,175 I'm Fix-It Felix, Jr. , ma'am. 420 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,803 From the game Fix-lt Felix, Jr. 421 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,223 Jiminey jaminey! 422 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,894 Look at that high definition. Your face! 423 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,397 It's amazing! 424 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,984 Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian. 425 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,402 Now, state your business. 426 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,405 I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck-it Ralph? 427 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,198 Never heard of him. 428 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,575 Well, Q*bert saw him come in here. 429 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:58,204 Impossible. Nothing gets past me. 430 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,374 That came from the tower. 431 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,437 Nice eggs. Nice eggs! 432 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,231 Okay. That was easy. 433 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,113 Congratulations, soldier. 434 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,407 lt is my honor to bestow upon you 435 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,576 the Medal of Heroes. 436 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,328 Wow! 437 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:54,802 No way! 438 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,970 Ten-hut! 439 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,681 Wow! 440 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:04,020 History will long revere your courage and sacrifice. 441 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,229 Well, thank you! 442 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,148 You have etched in the rock of virtue 443 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,067 a legacy beyond compare. 444 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,694 Thanks, guys. At ease! 445 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,739 You are the universe's greatest hero. 446 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,329 The living embodiment of all this corps represents. 447 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,959 Bravery. lntegrity. Grace under pressure. 448 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,754 And above all, dignity. 449 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,881 Escape pod activated. 450 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,469 Get off my face! 451 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,684 Incoming! 452 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,691 - Ralph! - Cy-Bug! 453 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,414 Oh, no! 454 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,914 Sayonara, sucker! 455 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,510 "Sugar Rush"? 456 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,768 Oh, no! 457 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,605 This is that candy go-cart game 458 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,189 over by the Whac-A-Mole. 459 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,900 I got to get out of here. 460 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,943 Oh, no! My medal! 461 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,699 No, no, no, no, my medal! 462 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,079 No, no, my medal! 463 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,560 Hi, mister. 464 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,563 Hello. 465 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:58,277 Man, you scared me, kid. I nearly soiled myself. 466 00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,987 What's your name? 467 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,739 Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. 468 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,658 You're not from here, are you? 469 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,161 No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area. 470 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,537 I'm just doing some work here. 471 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:09,705 What kind of work? 472 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,874 Some routine candy tree trimming. 473 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,334 You probably want to stand back. 474 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,336 In fact, this whole area 475 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,796 is technically closed while we're trimming. 476 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,839 - Who's "we"? - Candy tree department. 477 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,758 Where is everybody else? 478 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,259 It's just me today. 479 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,720 So you just meant like the royal "we"? 480 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,847 Yep. That's right. 481 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,724 Hey, are you a hobo? 482 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,937 No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy. 483 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,356 Okay? So you go home. 484 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,233 What's that? Didn't hear you. 485 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,527 Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb. 486 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:40,778 Listen, I tried to be nice. 487 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,238 I tried to be nice. 488 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,865 - You're mimicking me. - You're mimicking me! 489 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,826 - Okay. - Okay. 490 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,412 That is rude, and this conversation is over. 491 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,247 And this conversation is over. 492 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,209 I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you. 493 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,086 I'm from the candy tree department, so I know what. . . 494 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,671 It's a double stripe. 495 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,884 Double stripes break. 496 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,470 Why are your hands so freakishly big? 497 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,432 I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying? 498 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,018 Why are you so freakishly. . . 499 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,562 Sweet mother of monkey milk! A gold coin! 500 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,230 Don't even think about it. That is mine. 501 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,732 - Race you for it! - Hey! 502 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:20,526 I don't have to race for it because it's mine! 503 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,611 - Double stripe! - Come back here! 504 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,864 - The winner! - Give it back! Give it! 505 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:29,952 Double stripe. 506 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:34,874 Thank you! 507 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,335 Wait! Let me talk to you for one second. 508 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,546 Okay. Here's the thing. 509 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,214 I'm not from the candy tree department. 510 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:46,093 Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph. 511 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:49,180 But I wasn't lying about the medal. That is my medal! 512 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,640 That's why I was climbing the tree. It's mine! 513 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,225 It's precious to me. 514 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,187 That thing is my ticket to a better life. 515 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,481 Yeah, well, now it's my ticket. 516 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,483 - What the. . . - See you, chump! 517 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:03,194 Come back! I'll find you! 518 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,029 I will find you! 519 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,155 Double stripe! 520 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,033 Nowhere to hide! 521 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,705 Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, 522 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,333 then he went barreling down into that sweet little game 523 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,085 like a crazy person. 524 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,836 "Sugar Rush." 525 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,922 Cy-Bugs would chew up that game 526 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,675 faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters. 527 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,928 - What was that, now? - What are you, thick? 528 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,138 There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle! 529 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,266 Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is? 530 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,227 I can't say that I do, ma'am. 531 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,312 Cy-Bugs are like a virus. 532 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,897 They don't know they're in a game. 533 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:42,983 All they know is eat, kill, multiply. 534 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,819 Without a beacon to stop them, 535 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,821 they'll consume Sugar Rush. 536 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,155 But do you think they'll stop there? 537 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:49,740 - Yes! - Wrong! 538 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,701 Viruses do not stop! 539 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,412 Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, 540 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,582 they'll invade every other game until this arcade 541 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:03,504 is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. 542 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,298 Kohut! My cruiser. 543 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:12,263 Jeepers. Is she always this intense? 544 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,056 It's not her fault. 545 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:17,226 She's programmed with the most tragic back-story ever. 546 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,645 The one day she didn't do a perimeter check. . . 547 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,940 Her wedding day. 548 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,666 Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you. 549 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,668 Like fun you are, short stack. 550 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,254 If you die outside your game, you don't regenerate. 551 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,007 Well, neither do you, ma'am. 552 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:51,051 And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. 553 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:52,887 And I cannot ask you 554 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,014 to risk your life cleaning up his mess. 555 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:59,143 No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you. 556 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,934 Citizens of Sugar Rush... 557 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,810 Just in time. 558 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:47,441 ...all hail our rightful ruler, King Candy. 559 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,819 Hello, my royal subjects! 560 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:53,280 Have some candy! 561 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:59,119 Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill. 562 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:03,040 And thank you to today's avatars. 563 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,085 lt was a wonderful day of racing. lt was. 564 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,878 But now the arcade is closed, 565 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:10,214 so it's time to wipe the slate clean 566 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,800 and race to decide our new roster. 567 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,303 The first 9 racers across that finish line 568 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:22,059 will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars! 569 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,519 Race! Race! Race! 570 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,980 Okay, calm down. 571 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,984 Listen! This event is pay-to-play. We all know this. 572 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,653 The fee to compete is one gold coin 573 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,780 from your previous winnings, 574 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:37,616 if you've ever won, which l have. 575 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,535 Let me go first! 576 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,625 King Candy! 577 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,010 Taffyta Muttonfudge! 578 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,177 Stay sweet! 579 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,848 Adorabeezle Winterpop. 580 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,434 Gloyd Orangeboar! 581 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:09,189 Little stealer! Wait till I catch that brat. 582 00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:12,526 Minty Zaki. Snowanna Rainbeau. 583 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,447 Rancis Fluggerbutter. Jubileena Bing-Bing. 584 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,241 Swizzle Malarkey. 585 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,744 Candlehead. 586 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,587 Sour Bill, who's that last one? 587 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,342 Vanellope Von Schweetz! 588 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,595 Yippee! I'm in the race! 589 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:40,763 Vanellope? 590 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,640 The Glitch! 591 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:47,436 Now, now! 592 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,023 Everything is all right! Security! 593 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:52,357 Come here, kid! 594 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,860 We're not going to hurt you, you little freak! 595 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:58,322 Get back here! 596 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,615 Slow down! Slow down a little bit. 597 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,539 You! Give me back my medal right now! 598 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,124 - Ah, boy! - Go! 599 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:10,709 What is that? 600 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,628 Come on! Go! Roll! 601 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,392 Careful! What are you doing? 602 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,320 Come back here! 603 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,032 I can't move! 604 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,659 Now we got him! 605 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,411 Oh, good, the cops. She went that way! 606 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:48,038 - Hold still! - Take that! 607 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:49,164 What are you doing? 608 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,707 Okay, folks. 609 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,669 Calm down! Everything's all right. 610 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,879 The monster's been caught! 611 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,965 We'll repair all the damage. 612 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,802 Don't worry. We will have our race before the arcade opens. 613 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,597 And I'm in it. Yes! 614 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:12,896 There's no way that I am racing with a glitch. 615 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,815 Rancis, Candlehead, come on. 616 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:19,611 Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! 617 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,905 And bring that thing to my castle. 618 00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:23,740 Guys! She took. . . 619 00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:32,541 Or-e-oh Oreo! 620 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:34,668 Or-e-oh 621 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,974 Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster 622 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,809 so we can see what we're up against here. 623 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:52,060 Mm-kay. 624 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,982 Milk my duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph? 625 00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,068 Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts? 626 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:03,196 Please. No. I'm King Candy! 627 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,699 I see you're a fan of pink. 628 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,035 Salmon. Salmon, that's obviously. . . 629 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,745 What are you doing here? 630 00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:14,041 Look, Your Candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding. 631 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,751 Just get me out of this cupcake, 632 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,878 I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way. 633 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,757 Your medal? Bad guys don't win medals. 634 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,383 Well, this one did. 635 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:25,385 I earned it over in Hero's Duty. 636 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,511 You game-jumped? 637 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:29,222 Ralph, you're not going Turbo, are you? 638 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,682 What? No, no. 639 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,311 Because if you think you can come in here to my kingdom 640 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,855 and take over my game, you've got another thing coming! 641 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:38,649 Easy, Your Puffiness. 642 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,359 It's not my fault one of your children 643 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,277 of the candy corn stole my medal. 644 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,613 "Children of the candy corn"? Who'd. . . 645 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:46,365 The Glitch! 646 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,825 The coin she used to buy her way into the race. 647 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,952 That was your medal? 648 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,287 She did what? I need that back! 649 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,165 Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. It's gone, you know. 650 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,709 It's nothing but code now. 651 00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,837 It will stay that way until someone wins the cup 652 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,255 at the end of the race. 653 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,633 Maybe I'll have to have a little talk 654 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:05,842 with the winner then. 655 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,803 Is that a threat I smell? 656 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:12,516 Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from. 657 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,061 Listen, Nilly-Wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal! 658 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,646 Yes, you are. 659 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,649 Wynnchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake 660 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,526 and on the first train back home. 661 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,945 If I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, 662 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,656 I'll lock you in my fungeon. 663 00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:28,865 Fungeon? 664 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,702 Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words. 665 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,412 It's the. . . 666 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:37,916 Never mind! I've got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you. 667 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:41,795 Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure. 668 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:47,426 This thing is hard as a rock. 669 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,552 I can see that. 670 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,053 - Get the tools. - What tools? 671 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:51,638 Quiet, you! 672 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:54,725 What? No! 673 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,518 - Take it easy, big boy! - Stay away from me! 674 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:57,686 He's getting away! 675 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,152 Quick! Call out the Devil Dogs. 676 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,378 Chocolate. I hate chocolate! 677 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:27,174 I got to get my medal back. 678 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,805 The pot goes to the winning racer! 679 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,016 Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second? 680 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,528 Hello, fellow racers! 681 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,573 It's that little crumb snatcher. 682 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,367 Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well. 683 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:57,037 Came by to check out the competition, huh? 684 00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:00,040 Well, here it is, the Lickety-Split! 685 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,209 Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself. 686 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,543 I built it myself. 687 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:06,254 Fastest pedal-power west of the Whac-A-Mole. 688 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,506 Check her out. 689 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:16,223 Vanellope, it's so. . . You. 690 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:20,268 But you have to back out of the race. Yeah. 691 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:21,978 No, I don't, 692 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,856 because I paid my fee and I'm on the board. . . 693 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,109 So, yeah, I'm definitely racing. 694 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:30,112 Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race. 695 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:33,698 I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay? 696 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,742 The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. 697 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,703 To protect us. Say I'm you. 698 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,540 I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving 699 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,209 and I actually feel kind of cool for once. 700 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,294 And then, all of a sudden, oh, no. 701 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,880 I'm glitching! 702 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,340 - Hey! - See? 703 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:52,467 You're an accident just waiting to happen. 704 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:55,554 Oh, no! I glitched, too! 705 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:57,931 Uncool. 706 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,767 Stop it! Stop! You're breaking it! 707 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,311 Please! 708 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,730 I just want to race like you guys. 709 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:09,276 You will never be a racer because you're a glitch. 710 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,444 And that's all you'll ever be! 711 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,115 Hey! Leave her alone! 712 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,787 Let's get out of here! 713 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,502 Scram, you rotten little cavities! 714 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:29,129 Before I throw you in the mud! 715 00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:37,345 What are you looking at? 716 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:40,932 You're welcome, you rotten little thief. 717 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:44,311 I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin. 718 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,063 I was going to give it back to you as soon as I won the race. 719 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,482 It's not a coin. It is a medal. 720 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,526 Coin, medal, whatever. 721 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:54,321 Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one. 722 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,740 I can't. I didn't win it in my game. 723 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,491 I won it in Hero's Duty. 724 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,660 Hero's Doodie? 725 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,706 It's not that kind of duty. 726 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,875 I bet you really got to watch where you step 727 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,211 in a game called Hero's Doodie! 728 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,881 What did you win the medal for, wiping? 729 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:17,510 I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal. 730 00:43:17,803 --> 00:43:19,012 - Listen! - One more, one more. 731 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,514 Why did the hero flush the toilet? 732 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:24,684 - Say "why." - Why? 733 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,853 Because it was his doodie! 734 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,772 How dare you insult Hero's Duty? 735 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:29,981 You little guttersnipe! 736 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,566 I earned that medal 737 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,027 and you better get it back for me toot-sweet, sister! 738 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,946 Well, unless you've got a go-cart 739 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,822 hidden in the fat folds of your neck, 740 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,324 I can't help you! 741 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,415 What a moron. 742 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,335 Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker. 743 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,878 You're never going to break. . . 744 00:43:57,385 --> 00:44:00,553 Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby? 745 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:01,888 Leave me alone. 746 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:06,226 Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. 747 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,061 So here's what I'm thinking. 748 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:11,439 You help me get a new cart. . . A real cart. . . 749 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,567 And I'll win the race and get you back your medal. 750 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:17,279 You want me to help you? 751 00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:19,739 All you got to do is break something for me. 752 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,575 Come on. What do you say, friend? 753 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,286 We are not friends. 754 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:28,456 Come on, pal. You son of a gun. 755 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,959 Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it. 756 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,461 Come on, chumbo. 757 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:36,047 Ralph, my man. My main man. 758 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:37,716 Hey! 759 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:41,136 My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not? 760 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,723 You better win. 761 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,227 Well, I'll say this much, 762 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,771 they don't call your friend "Wreck-It" for nothing. 763 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,524 There's the shuttle. 764 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,237 Is he in there? 765 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,282 Nope. Lucky for him. 766 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:04,951 Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse. 767 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,620 No Cy-Bug, either. 768 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,416 Got to find it before it lays its filthy eggs. 769 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,002 It came this way, 770 00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,754 but the sugar particles in the atmosphere 771 00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:18,798 Can't get a read on it. 772 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,217 So what is it with this Wreck-It joker? 773 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:22,469 Why did he go AWOL? 774 00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:24,095 I wish I knew, ma'am. 775 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:26,931 He was acting all squirrelly last night. . . 776 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,642 Going on about cake and medals. . . 777 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,687 But I never thought he'd go Turbo. 778 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,022 "Go Turbo"? 779 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,941 That's right, you guys just got plugged in. 780 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:40,487 Well, back when the arcade first opened, 781 00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:43,406 Turbo Time was by far the most popular game. 782 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,950 - And Turbo... - Turbo-tastic! 783 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,661 - He loved the attention. - Turbo-tastic! 784 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,706 So, when RoadBlasters got plugged in 785 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,249 and stole Turbo's thunder... 786 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,834 New game. All right! 787 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,836 Boy, was he jealous. 788 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:01,341 So jealous that he abandoned his game 789 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:03,009 and tried to take over the new one. 790 00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,303 These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen! 791 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:06,513 Turbo-tastic! 792 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,350 Hey. Is that. . . That looks like Turbo. 793 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:13,478 What's Turbo doing in this game? Aw, come on! 794 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,063 Mr. Litwak! 795 00:46:15,981 --> 00:46:19,818 Turbo ended up putting both games and himself 796 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:23,196 out of order, for good. 797 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,408 Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog 798 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,410 chasing a cautionary tale. 799 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:29,911 I know, right? 800 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,622 That's why I have to get Ralph home 801 00:46:32,706 --> 00:46:34,874 or the same thing's gonna happen to my game. 802 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:41,005 What is this? 803 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,467 - "Nesquik Sand"? - Quicksand? 804 00:46:44,718 --> 00:46:47,387 I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines. 805 00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:56,271 I can't hop. I'm hop-less. This is hopeless! 806 00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:57,522 We're going to drown here. 807 00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,107 Stop thrashing. Stop moving. 808 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:00,275 You're making us sink faster. 809 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,359 We're going to die! 810 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:02,944 Get ahold of yourself! 811 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:09,868 The vines. They're Laffy Taffy. 812 00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:12,370 They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh. 813 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,913 Here, hit me again. 814 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,253 That's not funny enough. Harder! 815 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:21,963 Look, you're a nice guy. I can't. . . 816 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,757 No, ma'am! The arcade is depending on us. 817 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,594 Now do your duty. That's an ord. . . 818 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,098 It's working! Hit me again. 819 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,058 Your eye. 820 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,103 I can fix it. Now. . . 821 00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:41,107 San Fran-tastic! Again! 822 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,443 You mean business! 823 00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:46,446 Yikes on bikes! 824 00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:51,242 Wow! We're. . . killing. . . them! 825 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,620 Comedy gold! 826 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,481 All right, enough with the goo-goo eyes. 827 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,233 We've got work to do. Let's go. 828 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,654 We lost the Cy-Bug. 829 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,572 Come on. We'll get a better view from the air. 830 00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:31,324 You think you can fix that shuttle? 831 00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:33,451 Can do. 832 00:48:58,143 --> 00:49:00,603 All right, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open! 833 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:03,606 What's this? You're a full-on criminal, aren't you? 834 00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:05,525 Hey, we shook on it. 835 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,989 Thank you, Jeeves. 836 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:15,201 What is this place? Where are the carts? 837 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:16,452 You gotta make one. 838 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:17,704 What? No, no. 839 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:19,706 Look, kid, bad idea. Trust me. 840 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,874 I don't make things. I break things. 841 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:24,043 Well, it looks like you're going to be stepping outside 842 00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:25,545 your comfort zone, then, Gladys. 843 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,338 This is a good one! 844 00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,467 Welcome to the bakery! Let's bake a kart! 845 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,136 What is this, another game? 846 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,470 Yeah, well, it's a mini-game. 847 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:36,180 You have one minute to win it. 848 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,640 - What? - Come on, Ralph! 849 00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:39,559 Go! Mixing. 850 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,311 Put the ingredients in the bowl 851 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,854 and throw away the trash. 852 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,188 Hairbrush. No! 853 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,316 Underpants. No, no! 854 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,900 You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. 855 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:49,694 I'm trying! 856 00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:53,072 Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes. 857 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,908 Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes. 858 00:49:57,202 --> 00:49:58,202 Batter up! 859 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,752 Come on! No sleeping on the job! 860 00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:08,671 Baking! Pump up the heat 861 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,715 and hold the perfect temperature. 862 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:12,383 Ralph, a little help here? 863 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:13,509 I'm on it. 864 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:18,431 Yeah, no problem. Give me this thing here. 865 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:21,517 Okay, good. Little more. 866 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,771 Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it. 867 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:30,109 Yes! Come on. Get up, Ralph! 15 seconds! 868 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:31,861 - Decorating! - Wheels first. 869 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,279 - How many? - 4, doy! 870 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,447 Got it. 871 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:38,034 Now frosting. A buttload of frosting! 872 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,118 No problem. 873 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:54,467 Time's up! Congratulations. 874 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:57,512 You did it, and here's your cart! 875 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:11,734 Look, kid. . . I tried to warn you. 876 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:14,821 I can't make things. I just break. . . 877 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,406 I love it. 878 00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:17,990 You do? 879 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:19,659 I love it. 880 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,828 I love it! I love it! I love it! 881 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:23,663 Look, it's got a real engine! 882 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:25,665 And look at these wheels. 883 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,836 I love it! I finally have a real cart! 884 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:34,507 Come on. A work of art like this must be signed. 885 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,136 Cream puffs. 886 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,186 This is Beard Papa. 887 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,022 The Glitch is in the bakery! Get me King Candy! 888 00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:57,280 What? You have teeth? 889 00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:59,699 I don't think I've ever seen you smile before. 890 00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:03,661 I'm not smiling. I was. . . I'm gassy, okay? 891 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:08,708 Hold it right there, Glitch! 892 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,877 And Wreck-It Ralph? 893 00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:15,006 Start the cart! Start the cart! 894 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,341 What are you waiting for? Come on. Let's go! 895 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:21,929 I don't know how to drive a real cart. 896 00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,389 You don't what? 897 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,891 Are you hurt, Sire? 898 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:28,227 No, he just glazed me. Get them! 899 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,104 Gangway! 900 00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:37,195 Stop, in the name of the king! That's me! 901 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,242 Get off the road! 902 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,458 Head for Diet Cola Mountain! 903 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,172 - Drive into the wall! - What? 904 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:59,008 Right there, between the 2 sugar-free lollipops! 905 00:52:59,092 --> 00:53:01,260 - Are you crazy? - Just do it! 906 00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:16,692 Where did they go? They should have just turned. 907 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,405 Find that glitch! Destroy that cart! 908 00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:23,866 She can't be allowed to race! 909 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:32,541 So let me get this straight. You don't know how to drive. 910 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,418 Well, no, not technically. 911 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,254 - I just thought that. . . - What did you think? 912 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:39,423 "I'll just magically win the race 913 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:40,967 "just because I really want to!" 914 00:53:41,134 --> 00:53:43,427 Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer. 915 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,471 I can feel it in my code. 916 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:50,059 That's it! I'm never getting my medal back. 917 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,729 What is the big whoop about that crummy medal anyway? 918 00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:54,855 The big whoop? 919 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,316 Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, 920 00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,735 I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage. 921 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,862 - Cool. - No. Not cool. 922 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:04,782 Unhygienic and lonely and boring. 923 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:09,203 And that crummy medal was going to change all that. 924 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,247 I go home with that baby around my neck 925 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,332 and I'll get a penthouse. Pies. 926 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:15,960 Ice sculptures. Fireworks! 927 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,172 It's grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand. 928 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,841 No, I get it! 929 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,176 That's exactly what racing would do for me! 930 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,678 - Well, guess what? - What? 931 00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:28,806 News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want! 932 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:33,436 What was that? 933 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:51,662 Yeah! Check it out. Look! 934 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:01,505 You got to watch out for the splash. 935 00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,341 That stuff is broiling hot. 936 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:04,967 Yeah, I got that. Thank you. 937 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:07,386 What is this dump? 938 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:11,182 I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level. 939 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:13,225 Yeah. It's pretty cool, huh? 940 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:16,812 I found that secret opening, and now I live here. 941 00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:18,606 See? Look, look, look. 942 00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,609 Welcome to my home! 943 00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:24,195 I sleep in these candy wrappers. 944 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:27,281 I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady. 945 00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:29,784 By yourself? 946 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:32,745 With all this garbage around you? 947 00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:35,790 Well, yeah. 948 00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:38,042 I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake 949 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,169 and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. 950 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,837 What do you expect? 951 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:44,382 Listen, kid. . . 952 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:46,801 I know it's none of my business 953 00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:49,595 but why do you even stick around this game? 954 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,847 You really don't know anything, do you? 955 00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:54,225 Glitches can't leave their games. 956 00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:59,021 It's one of the joys of being me. 957 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,407 Hey, what are you doing? Come on! 958 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,576 I know it's a dump, but it's all I got. 959 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,036 If you're going to be a racer, 960 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:15,496 you're going to have to learn how to drive. 961 00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:18,666 And you can't do that without a track. 962 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,965 All right, now. 963 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,716 Let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do. 964 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:30,344 I'm going to learn to drive! I'm going to learn to drive! 965 00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:31,762 Wait. Do you know how to drive? 966 00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:33,931 Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but. . . 967 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,641 Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay? 968 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:36,767 You crashed it. 969 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,478 Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay. . . 970 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:41,313 Start it up. 971 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:47,194 There we go. So there are some buttons on the floor. 972 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,113 - Pedals. - Pedals. Right. 973 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:53,868 Now, that's the go pedal. 974 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:57,997 That I believe is the stopper. 975 00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:01,000 And this. . . Wait. 976 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,586 What is this? That doesn't do anything. 977 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:05,296 What does this joystick do? 978 00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:09,008 Okay, good. Let's try that again. 979 00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:40,372 Now shift it. 980 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,502 That's good. Keep going! Shift it again! 981 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:52,843 I told you, racing's in my code! 982 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,389 I got that medal in the bag! 983 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,642 Hey, Ralphie, watch this! 984 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:15,157 Look out! 985 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,585 Hot cola! 986 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:33,092 So how did I do? 987 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,679 Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain. 988 00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,431 Right, right. That's a good note. 989 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:41,684 You got to get that glitch under control, kid. 990 00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,227 Okay, I will, I will. 991 00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:46,146 And then you think I got a chance? 992 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:50,025 Tiny. 993 00:58:50,151 --> 00:58:51,860 Yes, I'm going to win! 994 00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:53,904 I'm going to win! I'm going to win! 995 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:55,864 - Top shelf. - Top shelf. 996 00:59:08,169 --> 00:59:10,421 Did you find her? Tell me you found her. 997 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,424 You didn't? 998 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,970 Go. Leave me. 999 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,826 Up, up, down, down. . . 1000 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:44,663 Start! 1001 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:51,670 The code. It's the sweet lifeblood of the game. 1002 00:59:57,802 --> 01:00:02,348 Where are you? Let's see. . . Stadium, no. Jumbotron. 1003 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:06,310 There it is. The winner's cup. 1004 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:11,774 One of these things is not like the others. . . It's you! 1005 01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:14,693 We're going to give you a nice new home. 1006 01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:27,748 Success! 1007 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,502 Sour Bill, I'm going out. 1008 01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:34,004 You're in charge of the castle until I get back. 1009 01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:46,975 Your face is still red. 1010 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,977 You might want to hit it again with your hammer. 1011 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,730 That's not blunt force trauma, ma'am. 1012 01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:54,608 That's just the honey glow in my cheeks. 1013 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,443 Okay. 1014 01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:59,863 Ma'am, I just got to tell you. . . 1015 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,574 You are one dynamite gal. 1016 01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:08,622 Wow, you are one dynamite gal. 1017 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:11,250 One dynamite gal. 1018 01:01:11,584 --> 01:01:14,461 Dynamite gal. 1019 01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:15,921 Dynamite. . . 1020 01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:22,678 Get out. 1021 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,638 All I said is you're a dynamite gal. 1022 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,265 I said get out! 1023 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:36,817 Jiminey jaminey. 1024 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,658 Yes? 1025 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:50,664 I'm Fix-It Felix Jr. , sir, from the game Fix-lt Felix Jr. 1026 01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:52,416 Have you seen my friend Ralph? 1027 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:53,959 Wreck-It Ralph? 1028 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:55,753 Yes. Yes, that's him! 1029 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:58,922 We should have locked him up when we had the chance. 1030 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,257 Locked him up? 1031 01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:03,218 I'm not making the same mistake with you. 1032 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:09,641 Hurry, hurry! Let's go. Time's a-wastin'. 1033 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:10,851 Come on, Ralph! 1034 01:02:11,019 --> 01:02:12,895 This is it. This is really happening. 1035 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,271 I almost don't believe it. 1036 01:02:14,355 --> 01:02:17,316 I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long, and now. . . 1037 01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:19,568 And now. . . Now I think I'm going to puke, actually. 1038 01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:21,028 I mean, I think I might puke. 1039 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,696 - You know, like a "vurp." - A what? 1040 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:24,531 Vomit and a burp together, 1041 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:26,950 and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up. 1042 01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:28,368 This is so exciting! 1043 01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:30,245 Yes, it is. It's exciting. 1044 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,456 Am I ready to be a real racer? 1045 01:02:32,665 --> 01:02:34,666 Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me? 1046 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:38,170 Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? Come on. 1047 01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:41,632 Those people are going to love you. You know why? 1048 01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:44,384 - Because you're a winner. - I'm a winner. 1049 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:47,304 - And you're adorable! - I'm adorable! 1050 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:49,014 And everyone loves an adorable winner! 1051 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:50,557 Yeah! 1052 01:02:50,683 --> 01:02:52,851 Okay, come on. Listen to me. 1053 01:02:52,977 --> 01:02:55,979 If you get nervous, just keep telling yourself, 1054 01:02:56,064 --> 01:03:00,234 "I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined." 1055 01:03:00,693 --> 01:03:02,694 - And have fun. Got it? - Got it. 1056 01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:05,531 Oh, wait! 1057 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,158 Hold on! 1058 01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:09,243 Where are you going? 1059 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:11,245 I forgot something! I'll be right back! 1060 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:14,832 Kids. 1061 01:03:17,085 --> 01:03:19,503 Ralph! There you are. Hello! 1062 01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:22,840 - You! - I come alone, unarmed. 1063 01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:25,384 I've had enough of you, pillow pants! 1064 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:27,386 Please. Calm down! Please, look. Don't! 1065 01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:30,264 I'm going to beat the filling out of you! 1066 01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:33,392 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? 1067 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:36,895 You hit a guy with glasses. That's. . . Well played. 1068 01:03:37,605 --> 01:03:39,314 What do you want, Candy? 1069 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,899 Listen, I just want to talk to you. 1070 01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,944 I'm not interested in anything you have to say. 1071 01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:48,031 How about this? Are you interested in this? 1072 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:50,075 My medal. How did you. . . 1073 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:53,912 It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it. 1074 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,835 All I ask is that you hear me out. 1075 01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:01,378 About what? 1076 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:04,423 Ralph, do you know what the hardest part 1077 01:04:04,549 --> 01:04:06,091 about being a king is? 1078 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,886 Doing what's right, no matter what. 1079 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,137 Get to the point. 1080 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:12,431 Point being, I need your help. 1081 01:04:12,765 --> 01:04:17,144 Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race. 1082 01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:19,313 Why are you people so against her? 1083 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:22,566 I'm not against her! I'm trying to protect her! 1084 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,443 If Vanellope wins that race 1085 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:27,613 she'll be added to the race roster. 1086 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:31,158 Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. 1087 01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,036 And when they see her glitching 1088 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,830 and twitching and just being herself, 1089 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,749 they'll think our game is broken. 1090 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:41,960 We'll be put out of order for good. 1091 01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:45,797 All my subjects will be homeless. 1092 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,803 But there's one who cannot escape because she's a glitch. 1093 01:04:51,929 --> 01:04:54,514 Help! Somebody, help! Help! 1094 01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:57,059 And when the game's plug is pulled... 1095 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,477 No! 1096 01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:01,897 . . .she'll die with it. 1097 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:05,067 You don't know that will happen. 1098 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,401 The gamers could love her. 1099 01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:08,612 And if they don't? 1100 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,913 I know it's tough, 1101 01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:21,208 but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they? 1102 01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:27,005 She can't race, Ralph, but she won't listen to me. 1103 01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:30,509 So can I count on you to talk a little sense into her? 1104 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,429 Very good. 1105 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,016 I'll give you 2 some time alone. 1106 01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:05,544 I'm back! 1107 01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:07,921 Did you miss me? 1108 01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:12,092 Yeah. . . Can we talk for a second? 1109 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:14,261 Wait. First, kneel down. 1110 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:16,680 - What? No, we really. . . - Will you just do it? 1111 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:18,557 Okay. 1112 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,727 - Now, close your eyes. - Vanellope. . . 1113 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,146 Shush! Close them! 1114 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,317 Okay. Open them up. 1115 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:35,115 "To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks. 1116 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:36,283 Turn it over. 1117 01:06:38,744 --> 01:06:40,162 I made it for you. 1118 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,330 Just in case we don't win. 1119 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,791 Not that I think there's even a remote chance 1120 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:45,917 we're not going to win. 1121 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:48,712 Thanks, kid. Listen. . . 1122 01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:53,717 Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny. 1123 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:56,803 Ralph, come on. Move your molasses. 1124 01:06:58,639 --> 01:07:00,807 - I've been thinking. - That's dangerous. 1125 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:04,060 Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? 1126 01:07:04,645 --> 01:07:06,605 That's not very funny, Ralph. 1127 01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:08,773 No, I'm serious, and it was really fun 1128 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:09,983 to build the car and everything. . . 1129 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:13,153 But maybe you shouldn't do it. 1130 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:15,780 Hello? Is Ralph in there? 1131 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,449 I'd like to speak to him, please. 1132 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,451 Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer. 1133 01:07:19,785 --> 01:07:20,785 What? 1134 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:23,497 Why would you. . . 1135 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:26,374 Wait a minute. 1136 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:27,959 No! 1137 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,127 Where did you get this? 1138 01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:32,214 Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid. 1139 01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:33,798 I've been talking to King Candy. 1140 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,425 - King Candy? - Yeah. 1141 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:36,801 You sold me out? 1142 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:38,678 No, I didn't. . . Listen. You don't understand. 1143 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:41,056 No, I understand plenty. Traitor! 1144 01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:42,432 I'm not a traitor. Listen. 1145 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:43,850 You're a rat! 1146 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:47,395 And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own. 1147 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,231 But I'm trying to save your skin, kid! 1148 01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:51,066 Put me down! Let me go! 1149 01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:52,317 No, you listen to me. 1150 01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:53,401 Do you know what's going to happen 1151 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,486 when the players see you glitching? 1152 01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:55,820 They'll think the game's broken. 1153 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,322 I don't care! You're a liar! 1154 01:07:57,490 --> 01:07:59,908 You better care, because if your game goes out of order, 1155 01:07:59,992 --> 01:08:00,992 you go down with the ship, little sister! 1156 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,118 I'm not listening to you! 1157 01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:04,996 Get out of my way! I'm going to that race! 1158 01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:06,414 No, you're not! 1159 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:11,044 Take me down from here, Ralph, right now! 1160 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:13,380 No. I'm doing this for your own good! 1161 01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:16,883 Wait, wait, wait. 1162 01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,760 No. No. 1163 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:20,762 No, no, no, no, no! 1164 01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:22,013 Please, Ralph! 1165 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,098 No! 1166 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:27,394 Stop it! Stop it! No! 1167 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:57,757 You really are a bad guy. 1168 01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,701 Hello? Anybody home? 1169 01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:27,454 Felix? Mary? 1170 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,415 Well, you actually went and did it. 1171 01:09:30,624 --> 01:09:33,251 Gene. Where is everybody? 1172 01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,003 They're gone. 1173 01:09:35,087 --> 01:09:38,590 After Felix went to find you and then didn't come back. . . 1174 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,009 Everyone panicked and abandoned ship. 1175 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:43,136 But I'm here now. 1176 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,138 It's too late, Ralph. 1177 01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:47,599 Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. 1178 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:02,947 But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. 1179 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,950 The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy. 1180 01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:11,164 Gene, wait! Wait! 1181 01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:15,043 Listen, this is not what I wanted! 1182 01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,170 Well, what did you want, Ralph? 1183 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,631 I don't know. I just. . . 1184 01:10:22,676 --> 01:10:25,637 I was just tired of living alone in the garbage. 1185 01:10:26,972 --> 01:10:46,407 Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse. 1186 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,042 Hey, cough drop. 1187 01:11:38,919 --> 01:11:40,378 Explain something to me. 1188 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:42,714 If Vanellope was never meant to exist, 1189 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:45,592 then why is her picture on the side of the game console? 1190 01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,306 What's going on 1191 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,807 in this candy-coated heart of darkness? 1192 01:11:52,933 --> 01:11:53,933 Nothing. 1193 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:55,059 - Talk! - No. 1194 01:11:55,227 --> 01:11:56,728 - I'll lick you. - You wouldn't. 1195 01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:58,605 Oh, yeah? 1196 01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:00,190 That's like sandpaper! 1197 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:02,901 Wonder how many licks it will take 1198 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:04,319 to get to your center. 1199 01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:05,904 I'll take it to my grave! 1200 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,238 Fair enough. 1201 01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:12,911 They call you Sour Bill for a reason. 1202 01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:17,248 - Had enough yet? - Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! 1203 01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:18,958 Vanellope was a racer 1204 01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:21,502 until King Candy tried to delete her code! 1205 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,671 Tried to delete her code? 1206 01:12:23,756 --> 01:12:26,758 So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her? 1207 01:12:27,092 --> 01:12:28,134 I don't know! 1208 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,385 Suit yourself. 1209 01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:31,429 No, no, no! I swear I don't know! 1210 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:34,307 He literally locked up our memories 1211 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,600 and l cannot remember! 1212 01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:36,976 Nobody can! 1213 01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:38,811 But I do know this. 1214 01:12:39,104 --> 01:12:40,772 He'll do anything to keep her from racing. 1215 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,358 Because if she crosses the finish line, 1216 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:46,277 the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore! 1217 01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:47,612 Where is she now? 1218 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,030 In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix. 1219 01:12:49,281 --> 01:12:50,281 Felix? 1220 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,158 I'm sorry! That's all I know, I swear! 1221 01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:56,454 Now, please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! 1222 01:12:58,958 --> 01:12:59,916 Stick around. 1223 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,169 Yes, okay, I will. I will. Thank you! 1224 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,967 Come on. I know you're out there. 1225 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:12,804 Saccharine-saturated nightmare! 1226 01:13:15,599 --> 01:13:18,184 But. . . Where? 1227 01:13:34,868 --> 01:13:39,455 Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly! 1228 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,501 Hello? Hello? 1229 01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:47,880 Somebody! Anybody! Please let me out! 1230 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,050 What's he say? 1231 01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:53,511 I'm gonna wreck it! 1232 01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,351 Why do I fix everything I touch? 1233 01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:06,232 - Felix! - Ralph! 1234 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,526 I'm so glad to see you! 1235 01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:12,238 Wait. No, I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself! 1236 01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:15,366 Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you! 1237 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,201 Okay, don't talk. That's fine. 1238 01:14:17,369 --> 01:14:19,287 But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto. 1239 01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:22,540 I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. 1240 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,585 I'm just so, so cross with you! 1241 01:14:25,919 --> 01:14:27,879 Do you have any idea what you put me through? 1242 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:31,382 I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you. 1243 01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:33,468 I almost drowned in chocolate milk-mix! 1244 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:37,388 And then. . . I met the most dynamite gal. 1245 01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:41,142 She gives me the honey glow something awful. 1246 01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:44,520 But she rebuffed my affections. 1247 01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:46,773 And then I got thrown in jail! 1248 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:48,399 Felix, pull yourself together. 1249 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:52,278 No! You don't know what it's like to be rejected 1250 01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:54,072 and treated like a criminal! 1251 01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:56,824 Yes, I do. That's every day of my life. 1252 01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:58,910 It is? 1253 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:02,914 Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! 1254 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:05,792 I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help. 1255 01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:08,211 There's a little girl whose only hope is this cart. 1256 01:15:08,378 --> 01:15:10,296 Please, Felix, fix it. 1257 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:13,883 And I promise I will never try to be good again. 1258 01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:39,784 I know, I know, I'm an idiot. 1259 01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:43,412 - And? - And a real numskull. 1260 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,332 - And? - A selfish diaper baby. 1261 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,542 And? 1262 01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,460 And. . . 1263 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,671 A stinkbrain? 1264 01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:54,757 The stinkiest brain ever. 1265 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,573 My sweet subjects, 1266 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:22,493 l can without a pinch of hesitation assure you 1267 01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:25,621 that l have never been so happy in all my life 1268 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:27,999 to say the following words, 1269 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:31,419 let the Random Roster Race commence! 1270 01:16:48,353 --> 01:16:51,522 Okay, remember, you don't have to win. 1271 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:54,191 Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer. 1272 01:16:54,359 --> 01:16:56,360 I'm already a real racer. 1273 01:16:58,947 --> 01:17:00,197 And I'm going to win. 1274 01:17:41,114 --> 01:17:42,823 Have some candy. 1275 01:18:01,426 --> 01:18:02,426 Behind you! 1276 01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:04,762 In front of you! 1277 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:15,606 - It's The Glitch! - The Glitch? 1278 01:18:15,899 --> 01:18:17,233 Light them up, Candlehead. 1279 01:18:21,613 --> 01:18:23,531 What's this? Cherry bombs! 1280 01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:33,791 I told you. You're just an accident waiting to happen. 1281 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:52,810 My candle! 1282 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,522 All right. Gotta keep it under control. 1283 01:18:56,606 --> 01:18:58,149 No more glitching. 1284 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:01,277 Okay, kid. Let's finish this thing 1285 01:19:01,361 --> 01:19:02,820 without any more surprises. 1286 01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,115 Hope you're happy, junkpile. 1287 01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:09,285 This game is going down, and it's all your fault. 1288 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:10,911 My lady, you came back. 1289 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,371 Can it, Fix-It! 1290 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:15,166 That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied. 1291 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:18,210 No. It died in the taffy swamp. Believe me, I. . . 1292 01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:22,840 Bullroar. 1293 01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:33,434 Listen up, people. Head to Game Central Station now! 1294 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:35,478 Move it! Let's go! Let's go! 1295 01:19:36,313 --> 01:19:37,313 Go! Go! Go! 1296 01:19:45,655 --> 01:19:46,655 No! 1297 01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:29,907 Get off of my track! 1298 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,242 Hey! 1299 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,743 What, are you crazy! 1300 01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:38,624 I forbid you to cross that finish line! 1301 01:20:39,751 --> 01:20:41,460 Knock it off! 1302 01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:45,506 Ralph, look! 1303 01:20:46,049 --> 01:20:47,258 Kid! 1304 01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,345 Stop it! 1305 01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:54,431 I'm not letting you undo all my hard work! 1306 01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:58,102 Is that. . . 1307 01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:02,773 No way! 1308 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:05,818 What the. . . Who are you? 1309 01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:10,197 I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! 1310 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,950 And I did not reprogram this world to let you 1311 01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:16,203 and that halitosis-riddled warthog 1312 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:18,038 take it away from me! 1313 01:21:19,499 --> 01:21:20,666 Turbo-tastic. 1314 01:21:22,377 --> 01:21:24,211 End of the line, Glitch! 1315 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,381 Glitch. That's it. 1316 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,341 Come on, Vanellope. 1317 01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:31,135 I know you said you wouldn't do it again 1318 01:21:31,219 --> 01:21:33,304 but you're going to do it one more time. 1319 01:21:33,471 --> 01:21:35,556 Just focus and concentrate 1320 01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:38,809 and glitch! 1321 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,983 Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did it! 1322 01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:49,069 No! 1323 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:58,579 Bring it home, kid! The finish line is wide open! 1324 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:14,845 No! 1325 01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:17,640 Kid ! Are you okay? 1326 01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:21,185 I'm fine. I'm fine. Let's finish this race! 1327 01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:25,439 Oh, my land. 1328 01:22:25,815 --> 01:22:27,274 All right. Come on. We gotta get out of here. 1329 01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,443 But I didn't cross the finish line! 1330 01:22:29,527 --> 01:22:31,362 There is no finish line! 1331 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:34,698 Move it or lose it, people. Everybody, out. Now! 1332 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:38,535 Ralph, it's not going to work! 1333 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,703 We got to try! 1334 01:22:42,707 --> 01:22:43,874 Kid! 1335 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,377 Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game. 1336 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:49,129 - Come on. Get through. - Ralph! Stop! 1337 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,632 It's got to work! 1338 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,801 Stop, it's no use. 1339 01:23:02,143 --> 01:23:03,435 It's okay, Ralph. 1340 01:23:05,563 --> 01:23:06,730 All right, Fix-It. 1341 01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:09,566 That's everyone. Now, we've got to blow up this exit. 1342 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:14,238 Just go. Go without me. 1343 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,033 - But what about this game? - Nothing we can do about it. 1344 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:21,662 Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters. 1345 01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:25,916 Beacon? 1346 01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:28,711 Stay with Felix. 1347 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,170 Let me borrow that thing, lady. 1348 01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:33,424 - Ralph! Where are you going? - I got some wrecking to do! 1349 01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:35,384 I'll meet you at the finish line! 1350 01:23:35,468 --> 01:23:36,510 No! Wait! 1351 01:23:36,594 --> 01:23:38,012 Fix-It, get behind me! 1352 01:23:52,944 --> 01:23:54,069 Come on! 1353 01:23:58,491 --> 01:24:00,367 One more! One. . . 1354 01:24:01,953 --> 01:24:04,580 Welcome to the boss level! 1355 01:24:04,789 --> 01:24:05,914 Turbo. 1356 01:24:06,916 --> 01:24:08,917 Because of you, Ralph, 1357 01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:13,213 I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! 1358 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,716 I can take over any game I want. 1359 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:17,593 I should thank you 1360 01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:20,429 but it would be more fun to kill you. 1361 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:24,475 Get back here, little guy! 1362 01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:31,648 Have some candy! 1363 01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:34,818 Where do you think you're going? 1364 01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:42,618 I'm not through with you yet. Up we go! 1365 01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:43,911 No! 1366 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:46,538 Ralph! 1367 01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:51,668 Fall back. 1368 01:24:53,671 --> 01:24:54,671 Kid! 1369 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:01,762 Vanellope! 1370 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:04,640 Look at that. It's your little friend. 1371 01:25:04,849 --> 01:25:07,768 Let's watch her die together, shall we? 1372 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:09,103 No! 1373 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:13,941 It's game over for both of you. 1374 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,361 No. Just for me! 1375 01:25:20,031 --> 01:25:21,156 - Ralph! - Vanellope! 1376 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:29,915 I'm bad, and that's good. 1377 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:33,210 I will never be good, and that's not bad. 1378 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:38,132 There's no one I'd rather be. . . 1379 01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,635 . . .than me. 1380 01:26:09,747 --> 01:26:10,747 Kid! 1381 01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:14,042 Don't worry. I got it under control. 1382 01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:42,070 You fools! Why are you going into the light. . . 1383 01:26:44,782 --> 01:26:47,326 No! No, no, no. Yes. . . 1384 01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:50,287 No! Yes. . . No! 1385 01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:53,707 Go into the light! 1386 01:27:01,507 --> 01:27:02,507 Chocolate? 1387 01:27:03,968 --> 01:27:06,219 It's chocolate! I love chocolate! 1388 01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:09,014 Oh, beautiful chocolate! 1389 01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:10,140 Yeah! 1390 01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:14,645 You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother! 1391 01:27:20,818 --> 01:27:22,486 I. . . Excuse. . . 1392 01:27:29,243 --> 01:27:30,953 All fixed. 1393 01:27:31,162 --> 01:27:34,206 - You ready for this? - As ready as I'll ever be. 1394 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:45,717 What's with all the magic sparkles? 1395 01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:16,206 Princess Vanellope? 1396 01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:18,333 Now I remember. 1397 01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:23,755 All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush... 1398 01:28:23,965 --> 01:28:25,549 Princess Vanellope. 1399 01:28:26,884 --> 01:28:28,510 I remember. She's our princess! 1400 01:28:28,594 --> 01:28:29,886 Oh, that's right! 1401 01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:31,805 We are so sorry about the way we treated you. 1402 01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:33,390 Yeah, those were jokes! 1403 01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:36,309 I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do! 1404 01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:38,228 Tut-tut. 1405 01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:41,898 As your merciful princess, I hereby decree 1406 01:28:42,066 --> 01:28:46,486 that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be 1407 01:28:46,904 --> 01:28:47,946 executed. 1408 01:28:48,114 --> 01:28:50,490 What? No, please! 1409 01:28:50,616 --> 01:28:51,867 Oh, my land. 1410 01:28:51,951 --> 01:28:54,244 This place just got interesting. 1411 01:28:54,328 --> 01:28:56,580 I don't want to die! 1412 01:28:56,664 --> 01:29:00,250 I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta. 1413 01:29:00,418 --> 01:29:02,252 I'm trying, but it won't stop. 1414 01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:04,921 Wow. 1415 01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:08,175 So this is the real you. Princess. 1416 01:29:08,342 --> 01:29:12,262 Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts? Come on. This isn't me. 1417 01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:15,849 This is me. 1418 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:19,102 Look, the code may say I'm a princess 1419 01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:20,812 but I know who I really am, Ralph, 1420 01:29:20,938 --> 01:29:24,024 I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever. 1421 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,609 I was here, I was there. 1422 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:27,611 I was glitching through the walls. 1423 01:29:27,695 --> 01:29:28,737 I'm not giving that up. 1424 01:29:28,821 --> 01:29:30,947 Pardon me for asking, 1425 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:34,201 but without a princess, who's going to lead us? 1426 01:29:34,285 --> 01:29:35,327 Yeah. Who? 1427 01:29:36,287 --> 01:29:39,206 Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of 1428 01:29:39,290 --> 01:29:41,458 a constitutional democracy. 1429 01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:45,003 President Vanellope Von Schweetz. 1430 01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:46,797 Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? 1431 01:29:48,132 --> 01:29:50,717 Fix-It, Wreck-It, the arcade's about to open. 1432 01:29:50,885 --> 01:29:52,719 Let's move 'em out. 1433 01:29:59,811 --> 01:30:02,979 You could just stay here and live in the castle. 1434 01:30:03,147 --> 01:30:04,356 You'd have your own wing 1435 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:06,191 where no one would ever complain about your stench 1436 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,318 or treat you bad ever again. 1437 01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:10,362 You could be happy. 1438 01:30:11,155 --> 01:30:13,532 I'm already happy. 1439 01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:15,534 I've got the coolest friend in the world. 1440 01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:18,662 And besides, I've got a job to do, too. 1441 01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:22,457 It may not be as fancy as being president 1442 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:23,875 but it's my duty. 1443 01:30:24,043 --> 01:30:25,585 And it's a big duty! 1444 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:28,797 Ralph, are you coming, brother? 1445 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:33,009 See you later, President Fart Feathers. 1446 01:30:33,177 --> 01:30:36,138 Au revoir, Admiral Underpants. 1447 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:39,516 And farewell, Baroness Boogerface. 1448 01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:41,935 Goodbye, Major Body Odor! 1449 01:30:42,186 --> 01:30:44,396 - Hasta la vista, you... - Ralph! 1450 01:30:44,605 --> 01:30:46,940 - All right. To be continued. - Yeah! 1451 01:30:47,024 --> 01:30:48,733 Hooray! 1452 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:02,289 l'm gonna wreck it! 1453 01:31:04,208 --> 01:31:07,377 Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great! 1454 01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:10,088 The gang's all here! 1455 01:31:10,172 --> 01:31:14,426 So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, 1456 01:31:14,510 --> 01:31:16,177 I'm taking life one game at a time. 1457 01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,555 All right! Yeah, Ralph! 1458 01:31:18,681 --> 01:31:20,181 Of course, the job hasn't changed. 1459 01:31:21,225 --> 01:31:24,936 But, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me! 1460 01:31:26,105 --> 01:31:29,357 And that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. 1461 01:31:29,942 --> 01:31:31,943 - So here's what we did. - We're gonna wreck it! 1462 01:31:32,111 --> 01:31:34,321 We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels. 1463 01:31:35,281 --> 01:31:36,448 We can fix it! 1464 01:31:37,199 --> 01:31:38,158 l'm telling you, guys, 1465 01:31:38,242 --> 01:31:40,076 we haven't been this popular in years. 1466 01:31:40,244 --> 01:31:41,453 - lt's crazy. - Wow! 1467 01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,039 The gamers say we're "retro," 1468 01:31:44,123 --> 01:31:47,000 which l think means "old but cool." 1469 01:31:47,126 --> 01:31:48,585 How come we never noticed this game? 1470 01:31:48,669 --> 01:31:50,545 And l decided that living in the dump 1471 01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:52,255 wasn't making me feel very good, 1472 01:31:53,674 --> 01:31:54,925 so l cleaned it up, built myself a little shack 1473 01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:56,676 and a couple for the new guys, too. 1474 01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:01,097 Well, with a little help from Felix. 1475 01:32:01,432 --> 01:32:03,558 And guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding. 1476 01:32:04,268 --> 01:32:06,853 That's right, my friends, old Ham Hands himself. 1477 01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,522 Very elegant affair. You should've seen it. 1478 01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:11,066 Lot of grandeur. 1479 01:32:11,150 --> 01:32:12,609 And not a single bug. 1480 01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:20,033 Let's just say, some tears were shed. 1481 01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:25,288 But l got to say, the best part of my day 1482 01:32:25,456 --> 01:32:27,207 is when l get thrown off the roof. 1483 01:32:29,001 --> 01:32:30,835 Because when the Nicelanders lift me up, 1484 01:32:32,129 --> 01:32:34,381 l get a perfect view of Sugar Rush. 1485 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:36,466 And l can see Vanellope racing. 1486 01:32:39,303 --> 01:32:40,303 Yes! 1487 01:32:41,305 --> 01:32:42,681 The kid's a natural. 1488 01:32:43,641 --> 01:32:45,809 And the players love her, glitch and all. 1489 01:32:46,477 --> 01:32:47,978 Just like l knew they would. 1490 01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:52,691 Turns out l don't need a medal to tell me l'm a good guy. 1491 01:32:54,485 --> 01:32:56,486 'Cause if that little kid likes me... 1492 01:33:00,074 --> 01:33:01,574 How bad can l be?105222

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.