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Yeah. Hey.

Hey, Mom. Hey.

So, I'm getting ready to go on that date, double date I was telling you

about. What do you think about my outfit?

I think it'll be okay.

Um. Thank you so much. Wait, that's today?

Yeah. Remember? Hey, come on, sweetheart.

I thought that was next week or something.

No, it's today.

Yeah.

No, I think it looks good, Mom. Yeah? You think? Yeah.

All right, good.

Sweet.

Sandy said it should be a lot of fun, so we'll see.

She's done them before.

That's my first.

I hope so, because every other date has gone terrible.

Where did you meet this guy?

Online, remember?

Oh, yeah.

The dating site?

Yeah. Yeah, it should be good.

Hopefully, fingers crossed, you know.

Hey, don't forget, you've got to do that report today.

do tomorrow don't sleep fall back to sleep whatever after i leave okay i'll

finish it okay yeah all right there's food in the fridge if you get hungry and

i shouldn't be going too long if you need anything just text me okay okay all

right i love you i love you too bye have fun thank you

Again?

Sorry, Mom.

Am I going to have to start hiding my dirty underwear from you?

I thought you were going to be gone a little bit longer.

No, it went terrible.

What happened?

Well, I think apparently I may have had too much to drink. Maybe that was part

of the problem.

But I don't know.

No. You know, he was funny and really sweet, and then it went back to his

place. And it went bad from there, really.

He got his dick hard finally after he made me bite his nipples.

And then he just came.

Like that, just came.

And that was it.

Seriously?

This sucks.

I'm tired of going on dates, though.

What am I going to do with you? I'm sorry.

Oh, jeez.

You'll find somebody, I'm sure.

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe I just need to get laid. I don't know.

You're just like, you're so hot. I'm sure you'll find somebody.

It's cool.

Thanks, sweetheart.

You're so sweet.

Oh, maybe. I don't know.

I hope something happens soon.

You know.

I can't believe you.

I'm sorry.

I know I'm not supposed to.

I don't even know. No, I can't do this.

I drink too much, obviously.

I could help you out, and I wouldn't tell

anybody.

No. It would totally be a secret.

I think maybe I should just lay down.

No.

I just, like, I don't think it's fair that, like, I'm on her spot.

Like, I just, I just. Thanks.

I wish I could, like, help you.

I wish I could help you, too.

I don't know.

Like, I promise, like, I wouldn't tell him.

Okay.

But look, I can't tell anyone.

Do you know how much trouble we could get into?

I won't. You promise?

I promise, Mom.

I hate it.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

That's okay.

I'll help you out if they want, okay?

All right.

Thank you, baby.

Love you, Mom.

Love you, too.

What are you doing?

Oh, how's it going?

Good morning.

Good morning.

You're so horny all the time.

I'm sorry, I just... I know you like sleeping with Mommy, but... Don't we

come every night?

I know, I didn't mean to, I just...

It's so hard.

Oh, my goodness.

You know, we really should get you a girlfriend.

I know. It's just hard, like,

talking to girls, you know? I know.

But it's so hard.

It's starting to happen so much.

I'm sorry. You can go back to sleep.

It's okay.

You're already here now.

And I'm already awake.

It's a wet morning.

It's early.

I'm all in, Mommy.

We really gotta cut back on this.