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It all started when these two geniuses, Johnny and Pete, decided this family

vacation was the worst possible type of boredom and the perfect opportunity to

prank our three hot moms.

And of course, being a shy one, I couldn't exactly say no.

Yep, that's me, Tim.

Nice to meet you.

Before you ask, no, it wasn't me.

But I guess I was technically involved.

It wasn't my idea.

Welcome to my vacation.

It's going great.

Hey, guys.

Guys, how about a little help with these bags back here?

Hey,

Jennifer, what's the Wi-Fi?

I can't stress this enough.

Boys, get back here and help us with the luggage.

What do you need? Looks like you buggered in.

We're checking out the house.

Yeah, we can do all of that later.

Ugh, this house is so lame compared to the home we usually stay at.

Why do we all have to come on a snooze pad?

Yeah, what he said.

Lame. There's not even a popcorn machine here.

Here, let me help.

Ha, you look good with that purse.

Yeah, it really breathes out your eyes. Shut up, guy.

Pete, stop teasing your stepbrother. Yeah.

And Johnny, you get your butt back here and make yourself useful.

It's your mother and I's vacation too, you know.

Oh, honey.

And let's drop it with the attitude, please.

Our two families have been vacationing together since you and Pete became

friends. I mean, sure, we couldn't get our regular house because it was

undergoing renovations, but... There's no reason why we can't make the best of

this. You boys are all getting older, and this might be our last chance to

make some quality memories together.

Yep, so you boys, go get the luggage out of the car, and then later today, when

we're done unpacking, we can have a nice family picnic on the beach.

Come on, honey.

How are they going to make memories over here? It's all retired people around.

I know, and zero babes. Dude, this is supposed to be the year.

Tell me about it.

Three years in a row in the same house, same girls, and now this?

Bro, I was supposed to ask Emily out. I had an old plan.

And Sarah, too.

We were texting all year.

She was totally into me. Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, no signal, and

a bunch of old people.

Two years of groundwork. Gone.

Just like that.

Yeah. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

Worst vacation ever.

Seriously, how are we supposed to meet anyone here?

This is going to be us in here family picnics for two weeks.

Can't believe they think this is going to be fine.

I'd rather be home.

This is going to be a long two weeks.

Worst vacation ever.

Hey, keep it down.

Boys, we're heading to the beach. You should join us.

That's all we've been doing for the past few days.

Yeah, and there's no bathing at the beach.

Not to mention, the water is freezing.

And there's nothing else to do around here.

No, we don't want to go to the beach. I want to just stay in style.

Well, you three suit yourselves.

Because we're going to go out and have a good time.

Right, baby. I'm ready.

Please, do you want to get the oil everywhere on me?

This is just unacceptable.

The company's going to fail if we keep this up.

If you guys change your minds, you know where to find us.

We'll be back a little later. Go on.

There's got to be something interesting we can do.

Something I don't really think is for our parents, but we've never been on

some stupid trip together.

Yo. I was watching this streamer the other day.

People were giving him these random dares to pull out on his parents.

Maybe that's what we should do. Just dares.

Shut up. I'm thinking.

I got it.

We could do some dares.

That's a great idea. Dares.

We'll totally mess with them.

Aren't we a little old for dares, guys? We're all 319.

Come on, man. Don't be a downer.

Do you have any better ideas we could do? Yeah, come on, Tim.

Live on the edge. Don't be a pussy.

Nobody likes a pussy.

All right, whatever.

I'll do some dares.

Not just any dares.

What do you mean?

We should do something a little riskier.

You know, spice things up a bit.

Make it something they'll never forget.

What if we came up with some dares that'll make things uncomfortable for

them?

Uncomfortable? How?

Sexy dares, man.

Imagine how awkward it'll get.

Make them squirm and make them wish they'd never been on this trip.

It's perfect payback.

Wait, you're talking about doing sexy dares on her step mom?

Exactly. Nothing too crazy, just enough to mess with them.

We'll throw them some embarrassing challenges and watch them squirm.

Okay, yeah, that could be hilarious.

You guys are insane, but whatever.

Let's do this.

Okay, okay, I'm thinking.

I got it.

Pete, I dare you to take Jennifer's bikini top and take a selfie with it on

top of your head.

Dude, that's gross. She's my stepmom.

She's my stepmom, too.

What are you, chicken?

No! I'm not a chicken.

I'll do it.

I dare you to... to...

Send a sexy text message to your stepmom saying how much you want to go down on

her and then pretend that you sent it to the wrong number.

Sure.

I have two stepmoms, genius.

Kelly and Kathleen.

Hmm.

Okay. Do the dare on Kathleen.

Guys, are you sure you want to get our stepmothers involved with this? I know

you said you want to take it to them or whatever, but this seems a little mean.

Ugh! Look at your panties in a bunch, man.

It's just a little homeless fun.

Besides, they've been nagging us the whole time about doing family stuff.

This is us doing family stuff.

Ha, good one.

Okay, fine.

Give me a dare, then.

Hmm.

I dare you to pick up a girl's skirt.

And since you're so worried about harming our precious stepmom, it could

be any girl.

What?

Why do I have the craziest stare of them all?

We're helping you get out your shell. Get wild.

Live.

Yeah, we're the good guys here.

Okay, fine.

I'll do it.

Great. Well, we own what we have to do.

Good luck, boys.

Don't get caught.

I know you boys aren't happy about the beach, but you guys shouldn't be

complete couch potatoes.

Seriously, you guys missed a really good time at the beach today.

There were jellyfish.

Anyways,

I just did a load of laundry and I'm getting ready to do another one. So if

you boys have anything that needs to be washed, get it to the laundry room now.

Here you go. Do it. Do it.

How do girls even do this? All right, so we're just gonna do it like that.

Bro, you look ridiculous, bro. Not like that. Hold up a little higher.

Uh, like... No, no, not that high. Not that high. Okay, okay. Guys, I don't

know if this is a good idea.

I think we're gonna get caught.

Relax, KMR. It's fine.

Okay? Why do my feet keep cutting off?

Give me that, you'll never go without me. Alright.

Oh yeah, that's a good look for you. Uh-huh.

You boys have laundry?

What are you boys doing?

Just watching videos.

Like I said, if you have dirty clothes, get it to me now.

Yo, dude.

Now's your chance.

Dude, remember what we planned?

Right now?

Yes. She's totally glued to her phone.

Perfect timing.

Guys, are you sure this is a good idea? What if it all blows up in our face?

under control.

No, just send a text. Make it sexy.

And then act like nothing happened.

She's a little crazy.

Alright, here it goes.

Johnny, what is this?

Oh crap, that wasn't for you.

Who was it for then?

She's catching on to you.

So what was the dare?

You guys think you're slick?

To be honest, I kind of like getting texts

like that.

I used to get them from my partner all the time, but not anymore.

Maybe next time make sure it's on purpose.

Mom?

Mom, I'm starving.

Mom, I haven't eaten in hours. I'm literally wasting away in here.

Yeah, Mom, we need food fast.

Do they ever stop?

You would swear they were on the brink of starvation.

What, it's been like three hours since breakfast, and you think that we haven't

fed them?

They are worse than toddlers sometimes.

Yeah, well, at least toddlers now.

Maybe we should just let them fend for themselves and see how well they do.

Or we could just order those pizzas they've been screaming for.

Giving in already.

Not giving in, just saving my sanity.

You're a hero.

Let's see how fast they devour those pizzas.

Five minutes tops.

At least it's going to buy us a little piece.

Until they're hungry in an hour.

Hey, at least we didn't have to cook. That's a win.

Man, when are these pizzas getting here?

Mom, when are the pizzas getting here?

Let me go get my wallet.

No way, man. Don't.

You okay down there?

Oh, yeah.

You know, there are easier ways to get my attention than throwing yourself

under me.

But I appreciate the attention.

I'm so sorry.

All right, Romeo.

Let's not keep her waiting all day.

Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

For real, flat on the floor, right in front of her?

At least she's out there, right? You boy, if you ever act that ridiculous

again, I'm going to ban pizza for life.

Totally worth it.

So,

how did the pizza delivery go?

Him fell at the girl's feet.

Literally.

What am I... Yeah, let's see how they recover from this.

Man, how are we this bored?

I mean, those dares were fun, but like... Hmm.

I think we need even crazier ideas to get through this week.

Crazier than what we just did?

Well, yeah. P.O.R. Stepmom's a cheesy top.

I texted my stepmom, and you got to feed a piece of your penis.

That was hot.

That was, but look at our stepmoms you're talking about.

Yeah, and stepmoms are hot.

Especially all of ours.

Johnny, do you hear yourself talking? What are you going to do next? Dare us

to bang our stepmom?

That's an awesome idea.

I would have thought of it first, but you two dumbasses are distracting me.

Oh, my God. Dude, I was joking. No way.

I got it.

We should come up with a bucket list.

Oh, good one.

So, like a bucket list, right?

Exactly. Except we're not dying, obviously.

We'll come up with a bunch of sex days and do it with our stepmoms.

Are you crazy?

I'm talking about stepmothers. Who does that?

Dude, don't be lame.

It'll be so much fun.

Seriously, bro. Don't be such a party pooper, man.

We're talking about our stepmothers.

That's too much. Who does that?

Some of the balls, that's who.

Yeah, grow a pair of balls, Tim. Don't be a pussy.

Time to man up.

You're either in or you're out.

Fuck, fine. I can't believe I'm agreeing to this. I did the worst.

But fine, I'll do your fucking list.

Fuck yeah.

Pete, your dad's been a dumbass the entire trip.

We both seen your mom throwing it at him, but he still laying in camp and

turning off his computer.

So, I dare you to go give your dear mommy everything your dad isn't.

With your dad nearby.

Sure,

yeah.

Piece of cake, bro.

And for your dear Johnny, yeah, I dare you to bang one

of your lesbian stepmoms.

No problem.

I know my stepmoms like to get frisky on these vacations.

They weren't very good at hiding their toys this time either.

So, I think I might have an idea, too.

What do I have to do?

Tim,

I dare you to bang all of our moms at the same time.

You know I'm a... A virgin?

Yeah, bro.

I know.

Yeah, I'm your stepbrother. Of course I know.

Everyone knows.

But here's your chance to change that. And become a fucking god among men.

I haven't done it with one girl. How am I supposed to do it with three?

Hey, bro. When there's a willy, there's a way.

Plus, we're doing you a favor by daring you to do all of this.

Look, guys. We gotta get all of our dares done by the end of this vacation.

I have faith in you, Tim. I guarantee you we'll never forget it.

Carpe diem. Carpe diem.

What does that even mean?

Seize the day.

You'll never be 19 again, and our stepmom will never be hotter.

Okay, okay.

I'll do it.

You know that's evidence, right?

We need a written document. This is epic.

All right, then. When we're done, just hide it.

Now, the real fun began, boy.

Shy, you got it.

Honey, I have my heart set on camping on the beach with you this weekend.

I know, but if you want to keep taking vacations like this, then I need to keep

working. There's no Wi-Fi out there, so you're just going to have to camp

inside, which I think is probably better than out there.

Yeah, I guess it's better than nothing.

Are you coming to bed?

I figured we could have a little alone time.

Not tonight.

Maybe next month?

I've got a lot to do here.

All right, then.

Good night.

Wow,

it really is comfy in here.

It seems like a great place to put a tent in the living room. You even have a

lantern in here.

Thanks. At least someone appreciates it.

What do you mean?

Well, your father and I are sort of going through a little rough patch.

As you may have noted, he's been completely consumed with work lately.

I mean, it's...

Great that he supports our family like he does, but we need more than just

financial support.

Son needs his father and wife needs her husband.

Yeah, dad can be a jerk sometimes.

I mean, he does a lot for this family, but you do a lot too.

You're such a great stepmom to me and Tim.

Oh, honey, I love hearing that. And I'm so lucky to have you as my stepson.

Now we can just get your father, you know, part of the family instead of his

job. Look, let's stop talking about my dad for a second.

How about we start talking about your needs?

Well, I can't remember the last time I heard your father say something like

that.

It would be nice to think about my needs for once.

You must have a lot of them.

I do.

Well, maybe I can help.

Well, it's very nice of you, but there's some things that a son can't really help

their mom with.

I don't know about that.

I can do a lot of things.

Like, how many?

I don't know if it's my dirty mind or, well...

Blurting with you?

Yeah.

Well, I am, Mom.

Can't be serious.

Your father is sitting right there.

He's an earshot from us.

Why not?

I want to make great memories with you.

And it's about time someone actually starts taking care of your needs for

once. And besides, the only thing in his earshot is some corporate drone half a

world away.

You know what?

You're right.

I do have needs.

And if your father can't take care of him, who better else than his son?

That'll teach him.

But we should keep it down.

I don't want to cause too much trouble.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So good.

mm-hmm

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

sorry.

Ugh.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

oh my gosh

What the fuck?

Did anyone else lose Wi-Fi?

Um, I haven't noticed.

Honey, what network is it?

Uh, underdog 24.

Yes. Yes.

um huh

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

oh my

god

I'm like, mommy, you feel so fucking good. Yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes, just like this.

Yeah.

Yes,

there you go.

It's holding you tight.

Oh, you're doing so fucking good.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, mommy, I love you. Oh, I love you too, baby.

Oh,

he's coming to me.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Here you go.

Yep.

Please put it in, mommy.

I want to feel it again. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Hold it open.

Good morning.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Can you move it for me, alright?

Oh, yes.

That's a big boy.

I love the color.

Oh.

I'm taking care of mommy.

Just like that. Nice little strokes. Yes.

Come on.

Good.

That's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

all over you yeah

Just like that.

Mommy likes how hard you get for me.

oh my god oh my god

oh my

god

Oh, my God.

Yes, Mommy's supposed to be a good boy.

Yes.

Yes,

he was.

Yes.

That's right.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Give me all that fucking cum. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes.

Do it. Do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't mean you don't. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Here we go.

Whoa.

Thank you.

Taking care of all of mommy's needs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can feel it running down into my pores.

It's so good.

Hey!

wanted to log on and say great job team proud of y'all love my chosen family see

y'all tomorrow