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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:01,293 Keanu Reeves! 2 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,798 And you all know George Lucas. isn't it? 3 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,979 But I would love to return home. 4 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,656 Come on, the show is only a few weeks away. 5 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,680 You can do. 6 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,516 Can I at least have my cell phone? 7 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:18,620 George, you will call for help. Don't I know? 8 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:26,300 Oh, and there, wow, the most important figures in the exhibition. 9 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,720 Without them there would be no Hollywood. 10 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,000 -James and Henry... -Who? 11 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:35,540 Are you serious? 12 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,020 James and Henry. 13 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,080 Minions. 14 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:42,640 -I know the minions, but I've never seen them... -James and Henry. 15 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,676 Yeah, I've never heard of them. 16 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:45,300 So am I. 17 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,860 But this is crazy. 18 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,320 James and Henry are legends and They changed Hollywood forever. 19 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,736 They changed the world, not just Hollywood. 20 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,160 And his story is epic. 21 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:58,580 What are you talking about? 22 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,800 Do you know what? 23 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,440 The plan has changed. 24 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,300 Everyone sit down. 25 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:03,620 Now, all of you, come and sit down. 26 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:08,040 Tommy, you two, glasses and Mr. Johnson, And you too, Bubble Girl. 27 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:15,940 As you know, over time dozens of Minion tribes have 28 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:20,040 roamed our planet, searching for the perfect villain to serve. 29 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,480 And there was a very special child among them. 30 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,040 That's O James right there. 31 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:39,067 He loved drawing and painting, but most of all, 32 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,740 He loved making up stories and sharing them with his friends. 33 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,840 Hey Alberto, look at the book. 34 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:05,300 But the rest of his tribe was only interested in one thing. 35 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:13,780 To serve the worst master they could find. And this man met all the criteria. 36 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,040 Is it scary? LIKE THAT.. 37 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:16,660 Is it strong? LIKE THAT.. 38 00:04:16,721 --> 00:04:18,120 Super bad? 39 00:04:22,606 --> 00:04:23,606 Twice LIKE THAT... 40 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:34,833 It was perfect, it was number 10 41 00:04:49,579 --> 00:04:54,879 To show their master how much they cared, the Minions did everything for him. 42 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:03,126 But James went one step further and his master 43 00:05:03,127 --> 00:05:07,501 He wanted to create something truly great for you. 44 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,700 Start, start, start! 45 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:14,590 Listening, correcting, translating into Turkish, synchronizing as much as possible; ufukbaba 46 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,258 Minions that day From Cyclops Island 47 00:06:36,283 --> 00:06:39,641 He was banished and everyone was angry with James. 48 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:45,720 OK, not all of them. 49 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:49,240 Another Minion found this hilarious. 50 00:07:00,263 --> 00:07:01,883 And it was Henry. 51 00:08:03,631 --> 00:08:04,679 They were inseparable. 52 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:10,057 It didn't matter where they went or who they worked 53 00:08:10,058 --> 00:08:13,770 for, they were best friends and there for each other. 54 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:21,870 The next master was promising. He was very powerful and most importantly, like a devil. 55 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:28,090 And his book, oh my God, There were some evil spells in it. 56 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:07,150 Monster. 57 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,390 Oh, oh, oh. 58 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:20,470 Give them lovers, give friends. 59 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:33,910 Super sweet... 60 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:50,080 Walk, walk, walk! 61 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,080 The minions had once again lost a master. 62 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:41,180 On the bright side, James and Henry's friendships grew even stronger. 63 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,920 Even if it makes some of the other Minions unhappy. 64 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,160 This is Ed, by the way. 65 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,780 He is a friendly and somewhat tough Minion. 66 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,940 They then found a way to communicate with each other. 67 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,510 And so the Minions moved from one boss to the next. 68 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:29,770 And there were a lot of them. 69 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:39,850 Friends? 70 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:24,780 But after a while, they could not find any more bad masters to serve. 71 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:31,320 They wandered around for a long time, tired and hopeless. 72 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:40,000 And the bossy Minion over there, He's Dick. 73 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:43,197 He gave orders to everyone to prepare the camp for the night. 74 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:51,440 Dick, who was now chattering and laughing incessantly, looked at 75 00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:54,320 Henry and James from the others. He ordered them to sleep far away. 76 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,780 It wasn't a problem for them, because then they 77 00:12:57,781 --> 00:13:00,460 could stay up all night discussing the meaning of life. 78 00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:03,820 The universe, his hopes, his dreams. 79 00:13:03,821 --> 00:13:05,100 Ahh poor thing! 80 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,000 Oh la la! 81 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,220 Malpeli! 82 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,168 Wow, James! 83 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,896 Oh, and there's Dicks over there, but under the umbrella. 84 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,539 Microphone, Microphone, Microphone.. 85 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:17,860 Hey, oh! 86 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,620 Hey Henry, what's up? 87 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,035 Casaco? 88 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,796 Let Casaco take my gift.. 89 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,400 Come on..Get up. 90 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920 Ah..That friend. 91 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,560 That friend.. 92 00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:50,240 And with that Dick lost his temper again... 93 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,840 And he said everything on his mind about the two friends. 94 00:13:55,220 --> 00:14:00,520 Henry thought long and hard about Dick's comments... and decided to punch him. 95 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:07,920 But luckily Ed intervened; Tell your friend to calm down, take 96 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,560 a deep breath and... He motioned for her to calm down and.. 97 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,239 He punched Dick himself. 98 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:23,260 This seemed to be the breaking point. 99 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:28,440 But then Dick saw something that would change the Minions' lives forever. 100 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,900 BIG BOSS! 101 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 To the train! 102 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,025 Any idea what you're doing? 103 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:49,720 Of course I played the boss and the driver. Chicans and everything, everything! 104 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:01,500 It was a perfect scene, so much effort, so much money, so much effort! 105 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:05,100 Get out of here! 106 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,500 You, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you! 107 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:07,820 I? 108 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:08,840 Definitely you! 109 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:09,440 Outside! 110 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:10,660 Outside! 111 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,060 Outside! 112 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,580 Outside! 113 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,320 We are starting again! 114 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,780 Hey boss, the movie's over. 115 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,200 This isn't going to go well. 116 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:51,900 Tell that talentless bum; If he interferes again, he'll be fired! 117 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,400 Then send her a bottle of champagne. Because today is your birthday! 118 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,980 Ah, there he is, our favorite director! 119 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,540 Hello Mr. Bright, Mr. Bright. 120 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,680 Yes, yes, yes. 121 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,387 Okay, let's see what you shot. 122 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,580 Now all the scenes. 123 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,760 We are so excited to see you. 124 00:21:08,761 --> 00:21:09,761 Come on, play! 125 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:14,880 As you know, Mr Bright. We had a little problem. 126 00:21:14,881 --> 00:21:15,940 Is there a problem? 127 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,156 This is a puzzle that only the French have to solve. 128 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,061 Problems cost money. 129 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,887 Oh, this scene is so scary. 130 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:25,520 You will never work in this city again. 131 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,696 But we're sure it will do just fine in many other cities, too. 132 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,800 Please play the scene and thank you. 133 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,860 Here we go. 134 00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:02,540 What's going on? 135 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:05,540 I know, that's what I was trying to say. 136 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,500 What are these things? 137 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:13,320 -Oh, they, oh... -The whole scene has changed! 138 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,500 But I didn't! 139 00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:18,160 Guys, wow, I did it! 140 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,540 He's a genius! 141 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520 What? 142 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,520 You see, this is great! 143 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,815 More than amazing. 144 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:26,480 I love it! 145 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,040 Those sick kids! 146 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,395 Oh, they are wonderful! 147 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:31,436 They have to be in every scene of the movie. 148 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,680 Oh yes! 149 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,878 OK, definitely! 150 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,840 I will call my very good friends. 151 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,080 What are these called? 152 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,380 Let's put them in the movie! 153 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,060 Sam? 154 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:48,980 Elwood? 155 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,738 Is there any harm in stealing? 156 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,120 Alright! 157 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,080 Oh, that's the thing, Frankie! 158 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,200 Oh yes it is, Elwood. 159 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,460 Get them! 160 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,743 Get 'em, guys! 161 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:06,563 Faster, faster! 162 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:07,796 We must find them! 163 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:08,820 Where are they? 164 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080 Get out of my way! 165 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:11,420 Walk...Walk... 166 00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:20,190 Take the next right! 167 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,667 They might be at sunset! 168 00:23:33,473 --> 00:23:34,679 Hey, hey! 169 00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:55,230 Don't let them escape! 170 00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:56,490 Ok! 171 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Guys, I've been looking for you everywhere, jump, jump. 172 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,800 Everything is in order. 173 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,320 Who are you? 174 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:56,720 My name is Henry. 175 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880 I? 176 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:01,300 And my name is Dick. 177 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,260 Oh, and this is Ed. 178 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:03,840 Ah... And me again! 179 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,360 And me again! 180 00:25:04,361 --> 00:25:05,361 And me again! 181 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,920 And me again! 182 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Is there a name I can call everyone? 183 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,900 Minions! Look Minions, my name is Max. 184 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:16,240 Hello Max! 185 00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:17,620 Yes hello! 186 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,340 Okay, what happened before I'm really sorry about that. 187 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,820 So, I'd like to work with you. 188 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,453 We should make a movie! 189 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:25,600 Movie? 190 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,120 Movie? 191 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:29,720 What are movies? 192 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:35,180 Don't you know? Movies are stories that unfold in front of you. 193 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,880 And people love them. 194 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,063 And people them They love those who do it. 195 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:53,680 Pride Brothers Welcome to Filmmaking! 196 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,520 Where we make all kinds of movies! 197 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:01,700 Hello George! 198 00:26:42,650 --> 00:26:44,790 This is great! 199 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:46,310 Exciting, right? 200 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,670 Oh James, I love your enthusiasm! 201 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,405 What about you guys? 202 00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,101 Would you like to make a movie too? 203 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:04,270 Settle in and let's get to work! 204 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:09,150 So I want you to move through a very simple scene. 205 00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:12,390 You stay here, I'll be back! 206 00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:17,650 OK, listen! 207 00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:19,359 Here's the scene. 208 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,716 See those big, heavily armed men? 209 00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:26,310 They suspect you killed their leader and they want you dead! 210 00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:32,030 Okay, I really need you to sell the scene! 211 00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:35,230 If you do good work, you will be hired. 212 00:27:35,770 --> 00:27:40,110 If you fail, you return to the streets, searching for food in the garbage. 213 00:27:40,350 --> 00:27:41,590 Have fun with this job! 214 00:27:42,230 --> 00:27:43,570 OK, are you ready? 215 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:44,630 Action! 216 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:46,730 Attack!!! 217 00:28:01,529 --> 00:28:04,309 Back off! 218 00:28:08,010 --> 00:28:09,010 Gentlemen, forward! 219 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:41,590 Okay, that was...perfect! 220 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:49,380 Are you ready to become a star? 221 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,667 And the biggest ever seen in the world I'm talking about stars. 222 00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:10,350 The world has never been a better place! 223 00:29:10,710 --> 00:29:14,370 The economy is growing, There are no signs of slowing down! 224 00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:19,290 People have never been happier And the future has never looked brighter! 225 00:29:20,350 --> 00:29:25,230 Meanwhile in Hollywood, The new stars of the silver screen conquered 226 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:28,755 the world with the storm they created, and the face of cinema changed. 227 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:30,870 With movies like The Good, the Bad and the 228 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,720 Dumb, look behind you and then look down! 229 00:29:34,871 --> 00:29:37,417 And they came from the stars to bring down to you a 230 00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:41,011 frying pan and a spaceship; They targeted Miami Beach! 231 00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:44,295 Minions have become the kings of the box office 232 00:29:44,296 --> 00:29:47,582 and it seems the public He can't get enough of them! 233 00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:50,340 We spent weeks with these super mini 234 00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:52,865 wonders; Now let's reveal some of its secrets to you! 235 00:29:53,270 --> 00:29:58,710 Our children moved to a luxury house. A large and comfortable game room 236 00:29:58,711 --> 00:30:05,650 to Battery Hills where you can enjoy; It also has a huge and comfortable sauna! 237 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,271 Their lives have changed since Bane arrived. Them! 238 00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:12,968 They can't go anywhere without being recognized! 239 00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:14,690 Ha ha! 240 00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:16,350 Run, children, run! 241 00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:20,679 In Tinseltown, looks are everything; Minions 242 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,775 are always the most is after the most trendy looks! 243 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,620 And not only that! 244 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,580 Minions merchandise now available! 245 00:30:36,581 --> 00:30:39,000 What's next after this? 246 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,578 And oh my God; Hollywood has 247 00:30:43,579 --> 00:30:46,581 never seen the kind of parties they throw! 248 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,180 Yes, Minions are on top of the world! 249 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,500 They really have it all! 250 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,820 James, my boy, you have a real talent for cinema! 251 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,320 Thank you! 252 00:31:56,321 --> 00:31:59,160 Yes, you have what it takes to be a director! 253 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,536 One in your future It might even be an Oscar! 254 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:01,940 Oscar? 255 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:02,940 What is that? 256 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,020 Ah, this is an award for the best. To movies and filmmakers! 257 00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:08,420 Ah! 258 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:13,320 And the Oscar goes to the best movie in history. 259 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,020 James! 260 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,520 Thank you! 261 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:31,480 James! 262 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,680 James! 263 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,340 Are you okay buddy? 264 00:32:34,341 --> 00:32:35,341 Ah! 265 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,740 Wait, what's going on? 266 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,560 What's this? 267 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,220 Let me tell you what happened! 268 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,260 This is the future of cinema! 269 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,000 Everyone does this, Max! 270 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:51,321 Our movies now... It will be "loud"! 271 00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:57,080 That's what I just said. It was the voice! 272 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:03,800 I have a very good feeling about this! 273 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,980 Silence everyone! 274 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,660 Are you ready Henry? 275 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,120 This will be great! 276 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,240 OK, we're recording! 277 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,440 And action! 278 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:35,771 You walked out of my life five years ago 279 00:33:35,772 --> 00:33:38,439 and now you think you can just come back? 280 00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:39,350 No! 281 00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:40,610 No, I say! 282 00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:43,610 Get lost, you handsome bastard! 283 00:33:43,611 --> 00:33:48,090 Oh Henry! 284 00:33:48,990 --> 00:33:51,710 My mother warned me about men like you! 285 00:33:59,283 --> 00:34:01,103 Mmmm, body! 286 00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:02,630 Piñata! 287 00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:03,930 Carbonara! 288 00:34:04,530 --> 00:34:05,530 Lasagna! 289 00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:07,490 What? 290 00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:08,990 What? 291 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:10,190 What? 292 00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:17,390 Are you with us, sergeant? 293 00:34:17,609 --> 00:34:18,609 We need you! 294 00:34:18,910 --> 00:34:20,449 What are we going to do? 295 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:27,981 Yes, sergeant? 296 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,770 Can I have a cup of coffee, please? 297 00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:08,370 Some milk. 298 00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:10,090 Two candies. 299 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:12,310 Thank you. 300 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:15,310 Damn it! 301 00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:17,650 This is a disaster! 302 00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:18,993 We lost millions! 303 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:22,150 Do you know who I blame? 304 00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:22,810 Them! 305 00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:24,390 Unfortunately yes. 306 00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:25,570 Get out of here! 307 00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:28,316 Bob, we wish you good luck in your new endeavor and still 308 00:35:28,317 --> 00:35:31,230 We hope we can stay friends who never talk. 309 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,173 And have a wonderful life away from us. 310 00:35:40,290 --> 00:35:41,290 Oscar? 311 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:45,810 James, you'll never win an Oscar! 312 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,470 You're done! You are fired! 313 00:35:58,780 --> 00:35:59,900 Goodbye Eric. 314 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:00,720 Farewell, farewell, farewell. 315 00:36:00,721 --> 00:36:02,640 See you, Quentin. 316 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,720 Goodbye Max. 317 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:05,020 Goodbye Esteban. 318 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,120 Tschüss! 319 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:07,420 Hello Frederick. 320 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,500 Goodbye Max. 321 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,240 Dick. 322 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:11,740 Max. 323 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,920 Henry, James, good luck my friends. 324 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,840 Don't worry, friends. 325 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,780 This is just a minor setback. 326 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,520 Thank you. 327 00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,280 You'll be fine, James. 328 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,180 You will do great things. 329 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,860 Hey James! 330 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,940 Goodbye Max. 331 00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:54,730 No, no, no! 332 00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:56,150 From where? 333 00:36:56,370 --> 00:36:57,370 Why did you do this? 334 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:03,310 Well done, Dick, well done. 335 00:37:03,311 --> 00:37:04,311 No! 336 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,980 Hey Victor, good night. 337 00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:54,460 Good evening, Victor. 338 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,780 Hi Mitch, good evening. 339 00:37:55,781 --> 00:37:56,781 Good evening, Greg. 340 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:57,620 Good night, Jorge. 341 00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:58,280 Good evening, Steven. 342 00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,060 Good night, Bruno. 343 00:37:59,380 --> 00:37:59,920 Good evening, Julian. 344 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:00,960 Thomas, good night. 345 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,280 Good evening, James. 346 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,600 Sunday? 347 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,880 Eureka! 348 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:43,780 Model! 349 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:44,860 There is a story! 350 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,255 Trust the minions! 351 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,140 Ask Patagon! 352 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,260 It's our time! 353 00:38:48,261 --> 00:38:49,261 Padance! 354 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:49,980 It's our time! 355 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:50,540 Maca! 356 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,500 It's our time! 357 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:52,843 Just like ours! 358 00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:15,010 James made history! 359 00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:16,550 And he turns it into movies! 360 00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:17,910 Cinema? 361 00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:19,270 Stupid idea! 362 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:22,470 But James' story is amazing! 363 00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:25,090 Minion movies, not Maca! 364 00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:26,570 Big boss sucks! 365 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:27,750 And harshness! 366 00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:28,550 And at dawn, James! 367 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:29,910 And come! 368 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,171 And... Big Boss! 369 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:37,230 Sorry Greg! 370 00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:38,518 Whole intestines? 371 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:39,610 Yes! 372 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,090 Your movies! 373 00:39:41,330 --> 00:39:42,616 You're acting like a boss! 374 00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:43,790 What a beautiful line! 375 00:39:43,930 --> 00:39:44,930 Big Boss! 376 00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:46,030 Big Boss! 377 00:39:46,310 --> 00:39:47,270 Big Boss! 378 00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:49,190 Big Boss! 379 00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:49,810 Big Boss! 380 00:39:50,230 --> 00:39:51,230 Parade! 381 00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:53,470 This is not a movie! 382 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,050 And at night! 383 00:39:54,290 --> 00:39:55,290 Real... 384 00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:17,430 James, I loved your movie! 385 00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:20,670 Yes, this is a real It's clearly a passion project. 386 00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:24,589 And you must do it no matter what. Even if difficulties come your way. 387 00:40:27,370 --> 00:40:28,370 Recommendation? 388 00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:32,190 So where do I start? 389 00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:33,370 So... 390 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:37,210 Do you have film equipment? 391 00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:38,970 No. 392 00:40:39,210 --> 00:40:40,686 Oh, there's no film equipment. 393 00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:42,470 What about the team? 394 00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:45,310 There is no team either. 395 00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:48,195 And you wrote a monster movie? 396 00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:49,803 A very big monster? 397 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,590 So what will you use for your monster? 398 00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:56,770 Ah. 399 00:40:58,410 --> 00:40:59,410 Aha. 400 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:00,590 Ok. 401 00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:01,745 Listen to me carefully. 402 00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:05,170 I have a lot to tell you, very important. 403 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:10,556 So if you want to make a Fantasy cool monster 404 00:41:10,557 --> 00:41:13,830 you will need a movie Fantastic cool monster. 405 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,470 I'm afraid I can't really help you with this. 406 00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:22,630 But I can give you this. 407 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,820 Camera? 408 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,460 It was a gift from my father. 409 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:34,220 My first camera. 410 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,480 Now I give it to you. 411 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,040 I believe in you, James. 412 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,160 I know you'll do a great job. 413 00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:47,610 And remember, a monster movie, It needs a great monster. 414 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:50,400 Oh, honey, come here. 415 00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:51,420 Good luck guys. 416 00:41:51,421 --> 00:41:52,421 Ah. 417 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:57,780 Oh, 418 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,426 I'm happy you're happy. 419 00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:25,866 Do you mind if I continue the story now? 420 00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:27,866 Sorry, I get a little emotional sometimes. 421 00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:29,310 Yes, please continue. 422 00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:31,527 What about Dick and the other minions? 423 00:42:31,670 --> 00:42:32,956 Did they find a new boss? 424 00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:36,590 Oh yeah, I was getting to this point too. 425 00:42:36,591 --> 00:42:42,410 Dick and his friends, every minion, to fulfill one's duty; so for their tribe 426 00:42:42,411 --> 00:42:46,190 They were about to find the greatest and most evil master to serve. 427 00:42:57,310 --> 00:42:59,110 Go to events and listen. 428 00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:01,330 What's going on? 429 00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:06,062 I am a fool and I was sent here by the 430 00:43:06,063 --> 00:43:10,131 great High Ruler to judge this poor planet. 431 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,730 Big boss? 432 00:43:11,731 --> 00:43:16,590 But first a fool must find loyal assistants. 433 00:43:17,330 --> 00:43:19,930 Hey you, with that cool spaceship, Do you want to serve Dork? 434 00:43:20,370 --> 00:43:21,810 OK, let's go home. 435 00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:23,926 You can do these things with your mother. 436 00:43:24,850 --> 00:43:26,550 Oh yes and... 437 00:43:29,050 --> 00:43:31,610 Guys, look at this winner. 438 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:32,730 Thank you. 439 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:33,630 You are very kind. 440 00:43:33,631 --> 00:43:36,670 You and your friends, Helping Dork on a 441 00:43:36,671 --> 00:43:40,290 potentially dangerous mission Do they want? 442 00:43:40,610 --> 00:43:43,750 Hey, I think the weird robot in the suit is talking to us. 443 00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:46,530 It's a disguise I can assure you it is not. 444 00:43:48,570 --> 00:43:51,890 You know, dressing like a tin can can be dangerous here. 445 00:43:56,690 --> 00:44:00,650 I wish I had a tin can If only it were as solid as this, that's it. 446 00:44:01,650 --> 00:44:04,710 You were preparing for hostility I feel like. 447 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800 Please stop. 448 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:06,290 Really? 449 00:44:06,630 --> 00:44:07,630 Or what? 450 00:44:14,976 --> 00:44:16,336 Why you... 451 00:44:21,570 --> 00:44:22,950 Now you've done it. 452 00:44:23,690 --> 00:44:29,930 Dork had a simple mission: decide whether to invade Earth. 453 00:44:29,931 --> 00:44:34,550 Then you went after Dork and left Facial recognition sensors. 454 00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:39,390 Dork has made his decision regarding the fate of this planet. 455 00:44:40,410 --> 00:44:45,910 Dork will invade Earth and enslave humanity. 456 00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:49,069 Hey, hey, excuse 457 00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:50,310 me, Greetings. 458 00:44:51,270 --> 00:44:52,270 I'm Dork.. 459 00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:53,430 Hello Dork.. 460 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:54,610 I'm Dick. 461 00:44:56,550 --> 00:44:57,970 No, no, no, Dick. 462 00:44:57,971 --> 00:44:59,930 Ok. 463 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:04,870 Would you like to help Dork on a dangerous mission? 464 00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:06,030 Yes! 465 00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:08,270 Great! 466 00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:11,290 Dork to his secret lair Follow up! 467 00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:23,050 Okay, bad automatic tipac, Leonid. 468 00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:23,870 Henry? 469 00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:24,630 Yes, yes. 470 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:25,930 Ed? 471 00:45:26,150 --> 00:45:27,150 Come on! 472 00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:28,310 Miso soup! 473 00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:31,250 Yaki unigiri! 474 00:45:31,710 --> 00:45:32,910 Luka edamame! 475 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,230 Shizuki nanenomu! 476 00:45:35,610 --> 00:45:36,610 Daifuku! 477 00:45:43,290 --> 00:45:44,370 Luca! 478 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,816 I am at your service forever! 479 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,949 What are you doing there sir? 480 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:26,680 Henry? 481 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,160 It was coming fast! 482 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,040 Buah, no for your movie though, Jaime. 483 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,020 Buah, buah, come on. 484 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:33,800 Oh no. 485 00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:36,240 I feel like I've let you down somehow. 486 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,520 I am really sad. 487 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:38,844 Can I help you? 488 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,612 Do you want big, scary monsters? 489 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,200 Come here, come here! 490 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,900 Oh, you need monsters for your movie! 491 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:56,300 I know the perfect monster for you.. 492 00:47:00,930 --> 00:47:02,250 By the way, I'm Ichabod, Magma the Deceiver. 493 00:47:02,730 --> 00:47:05,106 But my friends call me Goomy for short. 494 00:47:06,231 --> 00:47:07,530 Oh, I'm James. 495 00:47:07,554 --> 00:47:09,446 Ahh James.. 496 00:47:09,470 --> 00:47:11,606 A name as beautiful as roses. 497 00:47:12,470 --> 00:47:13,470 This is Henry 498 00:47:14,610 --> 00:47:15,410 Henry! 499 00:47:15,550 --> 00:47:16,410 Oh, I like it. 500 00:47:16,570 --> 00:47:17,999 It sounds rough and ready. 501 00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:21,031 It's like, oh, pay attention, Here he comes... Henry! 502 00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:22,170 This is Ed... 503 00:47:22,194 --> 00:47:23,194 Ed... 504 00:47:27,218 --> 00:47:29,518 Ahh man it's going to be so much fun, come on. 505 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,600 Please wipe your feet before you step into the filth of Dort's house. 506 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,460 Tamarale? 507 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:49,660 Dooortt ? 508 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,420 Where have you been? 509 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,960 Oh, 510 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,243 Mrs. 511 00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:58,640 Kolikoff Yes, I'm so sorry. 512 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:01,163 Dort had an important business meeting. 513 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,980 But I come with good news. 514 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,960 Look what I found on my way back. 515 00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:08,376 Those muffins you love. 516 00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:10,180 I just like the ones with blueberries. 517 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,880 Yes, you are lucky. -And just one glass of them -MILK? 518 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:19,740 Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods. 519 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:23,138 Oh, how sweet, sweet, lovely woman. 520 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,200 Excuse me. 521 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,480 Excuse me. 522 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,080 I am sad. 523 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,500 Mistake. 524 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,840 Everyone, Dort's Roommate Say hello to Floyd. 525 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,940 Hello Floyd. 526 00:48:41,090 --> 00:48:42,550 Hey Dort, is that you? 527 00:48:42,930 --> 00:48:45,659 Whoa, whoa, shut up, minion... 528 00:48:45,770 --> 00:48:47,650 This is definitely a layer. 529 00:48:47,890 --> 00:48:48,990 No, look here. 530 00:48:49,610 --> 00:48:50,610 Pink. 531 00:48:55,810 --> 00:48:57,756 No, Floyd. 532 00:48:58,390 --> 00:48:59,390 Yes, yes Floyd. 533 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:00,586 Caprisci, Macedonian. 534 00:49:00,610 --> 00:49:03,490 Ha ha ha, you stupid and naive servant. 535 00:49:03,930 --> 00:49:06,989 Actually, an apartment You are in a 536 00:49:06,990 --> 00:49:09,490 futuristic spaceship made to look like a saucer. 537 00:49:09,491 --> 00:49:11,090 Very realistic, isn't it? 538 00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:12,313 There is even a strange smell. 539 00:49:12,570 --> 00:49:13,570 These are all numbers... 540 00:49:13,630 --> 00:49:14,930 Impressive, I know. 541 00:49:18,950 --> 00:49:21,250 -But but -But nothing. 542 00:49:22,530 --> 00:49:24,774 No, Dort needs to retire and go private, he'll 543 00:49:24,775 --> 00:49:28,491 save a quarter to go back to his home planet. 544 00:49:28,650 --> 00:49:31,290 Join me in enslaving my own slavery... 545 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,810 Hello, hello. 546 00:49:37,410 --> 00:49:39,250 Okay, okay, calm down, calm down. 547 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,029 Hey guys, check this out. 548 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:43,230 Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. 549 00:49:44,950 --> 00:49:46,190 Hello friends. 550 00:49:47,830 --> 00:49:48,890 Jump, wobble. 551 00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:57,340 James, you are so passionate. 552 00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:59,050 I think you're a genius. 553 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,380 Thank you. 554 00:50:00,381 --> 00:50:01,381 Hey? 555 00:50:54,799 --> 00:50:56,643 Ha ha, wow! 556 00:50:56,667 --> 00:50:59,567 Look, here's our destination. 557 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:26,953 Attention, attention, minions and followers. 558 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:31,260 Dort finally gives the orders of the Almighty He received it from the Supreme Ruler. 559 00:51:31,261 --> 00:51:35,300 Now it's officially time to invade Earth. 560 00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:00,860 Ah, ah, yes, ah, sorry, sorry. 561 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,460 With me. 562 00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:07,973 Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort. 563 00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:45,880 Hello little friend. 564 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,720 To your castle of four sands He didn't mean any harm. 565 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,448 Hey, please stop hitting it with the shovel. 566 00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:56,980 Stop immediately, Otherwise you pay the price. 567 00:52:57,740 --> 00:52:59,264 Be careful, be careful, friends. 568 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:05,260 Let's see if we can resist a similar attack. What will you do? Attack, little rebel. 569 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:08,160 Hey, you in the robot suit... 570 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,240 No, you can't kick that kid. 571 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,340 He needs to be taught a lesson. 572 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,980 Moreover, he started it. 573 00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:18,760 You're not from around here, are you? 574 00:53:18,761 --> 00:53:19,761 No. 575 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,960 I'm originally from the planet Metlar. 576 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,060 Near the G45T system. 577 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,396 I don't know where it is. 578 00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:30,378 But I'm from small-town Minnesota, so I understand 579 00:53:30,379 --> 00:53:33,340 the feeling of being an outsider in the big city. 580 00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:37,480 So now he's free to kick Are you saying I am? 581 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,160 No, you can't. 582 00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:44,900 Anyway, I must continue. 583 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,580 My friends and I are going to a protest for women's rights. 584 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,520 Do you think men and women are equal? 585 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:51,020 Yes, of course. 586 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,977 -Oh, nice. And now they're both the same 587 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,320 They belong to the Supreme Ruler. 588 00:53:57,940 --> 00:53:59,380 You are so funny and sweet. 589 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,460 So, what you said... 590 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,020 What you say is nice. 591 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,205 -Pardon? -Come on Debbie, we're going to be late. 592 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,478 Did you say Dort was... uh? 593 00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:10,460 Yes, Women's Suffrage 594 00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:12,040 Yes, Women's Suffrage 595 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,483 Don't kick the kids! 596 00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:20,940 Ahhh.... 597 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,260 Boss? 598 00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:27,100 Minions slightly delay the invasion of World Four 599 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,140 You heard me! 600 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:31,580 Follow Dort! 601 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,013 Women's Suffrage 602 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,533 Women's Suffrage 603 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,133 Women's Suffrage 604 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,040 Ha, ha, ha, ha, right? 605 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,920 Women's Suffrage 606 00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:42,720 Women's Suffrage 607 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,220 Women's Suffrage 608 00:54:54,690 --> 00:54:56,090 The entrance is at the front! 609 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,110 Wait until you know the best about me! 610 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,880 Watch your steps! 611 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,042 You will love these gentlemen. 612 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,061 We take them and then We're going to Hollywood! 613 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,740 Hollywood, yes sir. 614 00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:34,140 To make your movie! 615 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,300 Here they are... 616 00:55:39,324 --> 00:55:41,824 Howard and Philips 617 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,220 Don't be a coward. 618 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:51,403 They are very good kids. 619 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:54,240 Just try not to look too delicious. 620 00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:30,260 Hello Goby! 621 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,700 Thanks for the jailbreak! 622 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:32,640 Ha ha ha! 623 00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:33,340 Alright! 624 00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:34,500 Where were we? 625 00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:36,980 Howard and Phillips, destroy the world! 626 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:37,460 Yes! 627 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,255 But wait, I'm sorry. 628 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,020 Quick question. 629 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:43,196 I want to eat one of these funny yellow kids first. Is it possible? 630 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:52,080 We will not destroy the world, And we're not eating anyone in this room. 631 00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:53,220 Got it? 632 00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:54,860 Not exactly. 633 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,300 It's our job to destroy things. 634 00:56:57,301 --> 00:56:59,880 Not anymore, Phillips. 635 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,720 No, it's all over. 636 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:04,460 We are not bad anymore. 637 00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:07,720 We work in the film industry. 638 00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:10,240 No world destruction. 639 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:13,216 funny looking Don't eat the yellow men. 640 00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:16,780 Let's help James make his dreams come true. 641 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,240 Hey? 642 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,360 Ooooooo! 643 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:24,840 Ok! 644 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:25,720 Ha ha ha! 645 00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:26,940 Wink, wink! 646 00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:28,700 I understand! 647 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,141 OK, we're in! 648 00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,000 They existed! 649 00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:34,640 Let's go to Hollywood! 650 00:57:52,046 --> 00:57:54,240 Howard is having a very strange day. 651 00:57:59,070 --> 00:58:00,470 Monster! 652 00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:02,690 Monster! 653 00:58:06,770 --> 00:58:07,770 Yes! 654 00:59:39,970 --> 00:59:42,670 So they make the movies here? 655 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Have you seen? 656 00:59:45,610 --> 00:59:47,290 Have you heard of this? 657 00:59:49,530 --> 00:59:50,911 This is where it all happens! 658 01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:16,840 Oh, oh, oh, look! This is great! 659 01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:30,266 Oh James, with your unintelligible words You painted such a wonderful picture... 660 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,880 Your movie will be amazing. 661 01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:34,315 Isn't it so, friends? 662 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:34,680 No! 663 01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:36,820 Who cares about the movie? 664 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:43,420 -Eating and chasing people... -I want to crush them. 665 01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:43,980 Definitely! 666 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,320 Howard got it! 667 01:00:46,321 --> 01:00:47,321 What? 668 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,840 Ah ha ha ha! 669 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,660 OK, one minute please. 670 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:55,060 Shall you and you talk? 671 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,669 We will be back immediately. 672 01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,440 Well. 673 01:00:58,441 --> 01:00:59,441 Ok. 674 01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:14,946 Toby...What are we doing here? 675 01:01:14,980 --> 01:01:16,996 In the good old days, From planet to 676 01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:20,068 planet, you were destroying everything in sight. 677 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,720 Do you want to make a movie now? 678 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,600 You've changed, my friend. 679 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,060 I agree with Howard! 680 01:01:26,061 --> 01:01:28,094 Children, children, where is the trust? 681 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,375 Of course we will destroy everything. 682 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:34,040 When these cameras start recording, Let's call Irene. 683 01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:36,700 Irene? 684 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:40,680 Yes, Irene, she is the devourer of worlds. 685 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:45,501 We will take our revenge, but we will destroy everything on the planet. 686 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,460 Let's destroy it! 687 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,120 Howard, stop! 688 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,980 Destroy? 689 01:01:54,981 --> 01:01:57,180 Oh, hey, hey Henry, man! 690 01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:00,460 James! 691 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,400 James! 692 01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,280 Henry? 693 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,040 Hide! 694 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,240 Hide quickly! 695 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,440 Henry? 696 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,300 Hello James. 697 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:07,760 No, there is no Henry here. 698 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:13,400 Ah, just us monsters, you know, We were talking about a friend of ours. 699 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,440 He would look great in your movie! 700 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,540 This is Irene. 701 01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:27,960 Imagine that the movie begins with the creation of Irene. 702 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:33,080 The coolest monster of all time, being released into the world! 703 01:03:33,081 --> 01:03:36,600 Oh, I promise you James, You've never seen a monster like him! 704 01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,140 OK, goodbye! 705 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,320 Bye! 706 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,836 Me and Henry were chatting. 707 01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:13,980 -Henry? -Yes, yes Henry. 708 01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:18,860 He said he was sorry for behaving like that, and also, you know, there's 709 01:04:18,861 --> 01:04:22,290 something missing in that scene where Irene arrives. He stated that he thought it was. 710 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:23,780 Is it outside of us? 711 01:04:23,940 --> 01:04:25,083 Yes, yes, yes, definitely. 712 01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:26,980 But Henry has a solution. 713 01:04:27,581 --> 01:04:31,640 What if the monster eats a sacrifice when it first appears? 714 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,416 I say this so the audience knows he's serious. 715 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:39,620 And even better, Henry volunteered to play the first victim... 716 01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:48,440 Oh man, he looks excited! 717 01:04:50,650 --> 01:04:51,650 Ooo. 718 01:04:51,690 --> 01:05:00,590 James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, are they ready to shoot your first movie? 719 01:05:01,330 --> 01:05:04,770 In this scene, me too Do you mind if I come? 720 01:05:04,771 --> 01:05:06,130 This is your project. 721 01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:07,446 I don't want to crush you. 722 01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:08,470 No problem! 723 01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:09,630 Luviosa! 724 01:05:11,630 --> 01:05:12,630 Sound! 725 01:05:13,430 --> 01:05:14,670 And Smoka! 726 01:05:15,450 --> 01:05:16,510 Minions and Monsters! 727 01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:18,150 Scene One! 728 01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:30,200 The world is living its last moment. 729 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:32,340 The monsters are back... 730 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,700 Josephus! 731 01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:46,940 Zlatan! 732 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,400 Carbonite! 733 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,520 Hello Dr. Egg! 734 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,240 Mercury! 735 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,700 Zulubiri! 736 01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:01,900 Canonel! 737 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,960 Maciato! 738 01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:35,220 You are very beautiful! 739 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,400 Very big! 740 01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:37,980 So orange! 741 01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:41,000 -Very much -Cool... 742 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,100 Now feed Irene. 743 01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:49,980 Enjoy the humble feast and continue on your way into the world. 744 01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:44,016 Stop? I won't stop! 745 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,040 I guess I was just waiting for this moment... 746 01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:50,164 Irene will crush everyone and everything... 747 01:07:52,151 --> 01:08:02,151 Listening, correcting, translating into Turkish, synchronizing as much as possible; ufukbaba 748 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:43,600 It was so much fun... 749 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,638 What a perfect day it has been. 750 01:08:46,879 --> 01:08:47,999 Thank you very much. 751 01:08:48,579 --> 01:08:49,820 Oh, oh no! 752 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,340 No, no, no! 753 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,600 Thank you! 754 01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:54,396 I really like you, Dort. 755 01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:57,000 You're not like other men I know. 756 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,564 Hmm, so Dort's goal is to avoid appearing vulnerable? 757 01:09:00,565 --> 01:09:03,341 Are you saying you don't have to suppress emotions to avoid it? 758 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:09,440 Yes, but with you, I feel respected and listened to. 759 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,500 Oh, Debbie! 760 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,620 Four. 761 01:09:39,619 --> 01:09:40,920 Oh my heaven! 762 01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,220 Look at this thing! 763 01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:44,600 He's no match for my robot boyfriend. 764 01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:45,640 Go! 765 01:09:45,860 --> 01:09:46,860 Get it done baby! 766 01:09:47,489 --> 01:09:51,540 Oh yes yes but this thing is huge! 767 01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:54,980 Me, okay. 768 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,200 Four? 769 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:05,020 Four! 770 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,440 Friends! 771 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:08,976 Milly, get Harry, Dort! 772 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,095 Vito, help Henry! 773 01:17:52,890 --> 01:17:54,990 Don't you dare lock me in there! 774 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:23,200 Yes really! 775 01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:25,940 The world was saved by him. 776 01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:28,040 Everything was bright in the world. 777 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:33,160 And get this, Ed never stopped making movies! 778 01:18:41,403 --> 01:18:46,823 And so after months of hard work and with the 779 01:18:47,150 --> 01:18:49,769 help of all his friends James realized his dream. 780 01:18:50,570 --> 01:18:52,090 He was finished now. 781 01:18:52,590 --> 01:18:55,130 He finally shot his movie. 782 01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:07,100 Let me say this; Watching the movie... There really 783 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:10,500 was nothing better than playing to a hall full of people. 784 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:47,220 And the night was getting more and more beautiful. 785 01:20:07,330 --> 01:20:10,810 A beautiful moment that none of them could have done. never forget 786 01:20:11,790 --> 01:20:13,450 They had done this. 787 01:20:13,930 --> 01:20:17,750 The Minions had succeeded in the face of adversity. 788 01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:24,630 Although it took a long time and was not always easy, they prevailed. 789 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:26,450 As a group. 790 01:20:27,210 --> 01:20:28,430 As a tribe. 791 01:20:29,330 --> 01:20:30,710 Like friends. 52948

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