All language subtitles for Macgyver S01e16 Every Time She Smiles

Thank you

The first time I got to ride on a
merry-go-round, I was about six or

seven. I'd never seen anything like it.
It was a kind of magic.

Go to a merry-go-round anywhere in the
world and you can see the same look in

the kid's eye.

It's magic.

It's a shame we have to grow up and lose
it.

And I learned something up in the Swiss
Alps.

I just shouldn't go skiing without a
parachute.

Kind of busted up my vacation and my
hand.

So, when I got offered a free trip to
beautiful Bulgaria, I grabbed it.

All I had to do was a little errand.

No sweat.

Try the Gregory Mikel endgame.

Do you know it? I used to know him.

Knight to king, bishop three.

Protect your queen's right.

It is most important.

It really is.

I'll just mail this postcard home.

Make a nice souvenir for my vacation.

We have risked our lives for what you
have.

Checkmate.

You got me.

Thanks for the game.

Tell Dr. Mikel my move is bishop to
knight five.

I knew that.

Learned a lot.

American?

Yeah. Oh, you don't know how good it is
to see someone from back home.

They're all foreigners here.

Foreigners? Sure, just look around.

I haven't spoken to an American in over
a month.

You know, I thought it was going to be a
trip staying here, but believe me, it's

not. Especially since I don't speak the
language.

I'm Penny Parker.

You can remember that because it's got
the same letter at the front of each

name. That's important theatrically, you
know.

Oh, yeah?

Sure. Just think of it.

Farrah Fawcett, Tina Turner, Marilyn
Monroe.

Penny Parker?

Yeah. You catch on quick.

MacGyver.

Did you break your hand?

Does it hurt? Oh, it must.

I've never broken anything.

It's getting better.

Well, that's good.

Pleased to meet you, MacGyver.

Penny Parker's not my real name, of
course. I had it changed when I started

modeling. Really hasn't hurt my dancing
career, either.

That's originally why I came over here.
To dance, I mean.

You're on business?

My trip left last month, but I just
couldn't. I met this man. He was unreal.

I mean, just to look at this man was to
die. I had to stay.

Well, it was awesome for the first
couple weeks.

But then it got kind of... Difficult?
Yeah.

I mean, it was like my mother or
something. I couldn't go anywhere or do

anything without him along.

I mean, I like a strong man. I really
do.

So anyway, we had this talk.

Well, actually, it was more of a
disagreement.

But really, it was kind of a fight. And
I went blasting off, and so... So it's

over. I guess.

You know, you're very sensitive to pick
that right up.

Say goodbye.

Goodbye.

Would you give us some room?

How can I make you reconsider?

I'm sorry, you can't. Penny, I love you
to distractions.

Oh, really? And just yesterday morning
you were ready to kill me just because I

smiled at that nice young officer.

Penny, when you smile at a man, it is
already the beginning of the end. For

the man, I mean.

Well, I'm certainly not going to give up
smiling just so you won't get upset.

Very well. I can't hold you against your
will. But if you insist on going, I must

ask you to give me back the things I
gave you.

You mean the jewelry?

Shh, Penny. Not so loud.

Well, you gave them to me.

Well, on a temporary basis, and
certainly not as a farewell gift.

Penny, I must have them back.

I know you're not going to believe this,
but I haven't the slightest idea where

those came from.

You're right. I don't believe you.

Wait a minute. Why not?

Have them together and bring that thing.

Ciao.

I'm sorry.

Are you mad at me?

Why would I be mad at you?

Well, you missed your plane.

Right. And they took your luggage.

Yeah. And they think you stole the
jewels.

Yeah, that's right. And they have your
passport.

I almost forgot that one.

Well, see, then you should be mad at me.

All right, I'm mad at you.

You really didn't have to tell me that.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I had to put the jewelry in your pocket.
I had no choice.

Well, he gave it to me, and I was just
taking it along.

Besides, it's not worth all that much.

How do you know that?

government job who's got a shoebox for
an apartment wouldn't give me real

jewelry unless it wasn't real, right?

If that's true, why is he still holding
us now that he has it back?

Penny Parker, you're holding something
back.

It was just one ring. How much could it
be worth?

If you had asked me nicely, I would have
given it back to him. But he had to go

and show up at the airport with all
those policemen and make me look like

some kind of criminal or something.

Hold it. Wait a minute. Fine.

Why my pocket?

Well, you were the closest one around.

Right.

Why hide it?

Oh, I knew he'd try to take them from
me.

He always does when he gets mad at me.

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for a way out of here.

why? You didn't do anything.

They'll probably let you go soon.

Oh, maybe.

I can't afford to take that chance.

Besides, I've got something of mine. I
want it back.

So, we're both in the same fix.

Grab that chair.

Well, why don't I get two chairs so I
can both sit?

It's not for sitting.

Never mind the chair.

We can poke our way right out of here.

It's a baggage conveyor belt.

There's no way I can just poke through
this chicken wire.

Damn. It was a nice thought, though.

All right, bend these out. We're going
to make them into a figure eight.

What are you going to do with a figure
eight?

You ever been to a rodeo?

Sort of.

I was queen of the future farm with one.
Later.

Later.

why you asked about the rodeo.

You're going to last through the
conveyor belt.

I sure am going to try.

What are you doing?

It's just like the ride at Disneyland.

Will you keep your head down?

Economy class.

Good question.

Darn good question.

Taxi! Correct. I want both their
descriptions sent to all border posts

and police patrols immediately.

They have escaped custody and are to be
considered enemies of the state.

Ask Chiffon.

At ease.

At ease.

Well, if it's about the girl, Uncle, I
can explain.

Oh, yes, that's Penny Parker, the
nightclub dancer.

What is a little interesting to me is
why after all the women you had known,

you were trying to prevent this one from
going home.

Well, she's a very special woman, Uncle,
and I gave her some of Mother's jewelry

just to wear.

I gave her some of mother's jewelry just
to wear. Mother said you gave it to her

and that it was just paste. So I
figured... That paste is worth 700,000

leather.

What? The jewels you loaned out to this
bubble-headed girl are part of the crown

jewels of the chairman house of Hanover.
Well, how did you get them?

It is unimportant how I got them.

Who has them now?

I do. All but a ring, but I'll get it
back, uncle. I promise.

You have...

They are part of our security, which is
already in jeopardy.

Our security?

I'm confused, Uncle.

I will try to unconfuse you.

Some documents were stolen from this
office and then returned.

We must assume the underground has them
copied on microfilm.

The documents reveal the numbers of the
Swiss bank accounts of some of us in

this department.

This job pays almost nothing and demands
our blood. Just to live, it is necessary

to skim a little here and there.

And the jewelry is part of the skimming?

A small part, yes.

A small part?

700,000 lever!

I can see where that could be
embarrassing.

It could be fatal.

For both of us.

But I've done nothing. I'm innocent.

Perhaps.

But unfortunately, your name appears on
one of those Swiss bank accounts.

Number 1779, to be precise.

They'll send us to Siberia. Not if we
recover the microfilm, which is the only

evidence against us.

You have been monitoring the
underground, have you not?

Yes. We identified a man named Burak. He
may be a contact man.

He spends his days playing chess in the
park. I let him run, hoping he'd lead us

to the others.

Pull him in.

Persuade him to tell us what he knows.

What if he won't talk?

He must talk, Stefan.

If he does not, you can forget about
Siberia. It's going to be a cigarette

and a blindfold in the courtyard
downstairs.

He must be made to talk.

You don't mean torture.

I mean whatever is necessary.

Come.

You are supposed to be out of the
country. What happened?

Oh, who is she?

She's a very close friend.

Hi, I'm Penny. The militia are hunting
you.

Can I borrow one of your earrings?

Sure.

Hey! I'll get you another one.

Where is the microfilm?

Safe. Where is safe?

It's with a friend of hers.

Fortunately, he doesn't know what he
has.

This friend, does he have a name?

Stefan. Stefan Frolov.

Major Stepan Frolov? State security?

Nephew of General Petrovich?

Yeah, that's him.

You said some guy with a government job.

Figures.

Can I keep these for a souvenir?

Why does Frolov want her?

He gave her some kind of jewelry and now
he wants it back.

This jewelry, can I see it, please?

Ruff will do anything to get this back.

Oh, come on. It can't be worth that
much.

It's worth a fortune.

It is part of the treasure that his
uncle looted from the state.

How do you know that?

It was evidence in the documents we got
from his office safe.

You mean Steppen gave me jewelry his
uncle stole?

An uncle wants a kept secret, right?
That and many other secrets.

It is all on the microfilm we placed in
your hands today.

Holy cow!

Can you hide her till I get it back?

You're a spy.

Just a couple of hours. That's all I
need.

I do know a place.

Follow me.

Are you really a spy?

I'm just doing a favor for a friend.
Now, follow me, but stay behind.

Not yet, they don't.

Get the brass ring, they've got to get
on the merry-go-round.

Out!

Out!

Out!

like nobody would think of looking for
us right here in the open.

That's the idea.

Okay,

that's it.

Stefan's apartment.

He only has three rooms.

I dated a regional supervisor once. You
could have put Stefan's whole apartment

in his living room.

But it was really too big.

Stefan's is kind of, you know, cozy.

He had all these great records. Wait a
minute.

What about security?

Oh, well, only government officials live
there.

I've seen two or three militiamen
walking around.

Oh, and there's a guardhouse on the
corner.

Wonderful.

All right.

I want you to stay here until I come
back, okay?

Well, why his apartment?

I mean, maybe our stuff's at his office.

Well, Penny, think about it.

Those jewels could put him into a work
farm for the rest of his life. Now, I'm

not sure, but chances are he'd want to
keep them away from headquarters.

At least that's what I'm counting on.

Wow. I bet old General Petrovich is
petrified.

You're coming back for me, aren't you? I
mean, you're not just gonna get your

stuff and bug out on me.

No, I wouldn't do that.

I didn't really think you would.

I just have this habit of trusting
people.

Well, sometimes I think it's a mistake.

Penny, you say what you think and you do
what you say.

That's not such a bad policy in my book.

Maybe.

Sometimes you can get hurt.

No one became a great woman living in a
vacuum.

Am I a great woman?

You got all the makings.

That's the nicest thing anybody ever
said to me.

You're the nicest person I've ever said
it to.

We need all the luck we can get.

You are wasting my time with this stupid
attitude of yours.

I want answers.

We don't have no children.

But you do have a sister Marta with a
husband and three children.

They are safe in a place where even you
cannot find them. So do what you will.

I will tell you nothing.

They are living in the mountains at the
home of a shepherd named Patinos.

This is a picture of your sister.

And of course the children.

These were taken yesterday.

The nine-year-old, he looks like he's a
good soccer player.

Maybe not with broken legs.

And here... Stop!

The man came to me with the password.

Then he came back with the gun.

Name, description?

American.

I don't know her family name.

I... I don't know the man's name.

It is not important, Mr. Burak.

Because I think my nephew does.

Is that right, Major?

His name is MacGyver.

So she has been using you, Stepan.

She must be an American agent.

I cannot believe this.

The microfilm must be among the things
you took from her. Where are they? In my

apartment.

Forget it now.

And Stipman, if you should happen to run
into this MacGyver again,

shoot him.

Yes, uncle.

Bouncing around Bulgaria with Penny
Parker reminded me of playing dominoes.

With every move, something else might
fall.

But the thing is, it all started so
simply.

In for the chess game, out with the
information.

And now here I am, scaling the wall of a
heavily guarded government building and

breaking into the apartment of a major
in the secret police.

Simple, right?

I'll tell you what's simple.

Me, for getting into that first
conversation with Penny Parker.

But what else could I do?

I mean, a guy just can't be rude.

I mean, how was I to know?

How was I to know?

My postcard.

I think my luck's starting to change.

MacGyver?

Hey, are you in there?

It's okay.

It's me, Penny.

Let me in.

What are you doing here?

I'm sorry, but the place kept filling up
with soldiers, and they were coming over

to my table and buying me drinks, so I
came here.

How did you get out of the place?

Well, I went to the ladies' room and
climbed out the window.

Of course you did.

Why do I ask those questions?

Well, I figured I'd better come over
here, or how else would you find me?

And you know what else?

Right next to the place was this cute
little shop, and it had the cutest

little dress in the window. Wait a
minute.

How'd you get into the building?

I came in the front door downstairs.

The doorman knows me.

Oh, and you had to sneak in so nobody
would know you were here. And now I...

It's okay.

It's all right.

Wow.

Well, did you find what you were looking
for? Yes, I found what I'm looking for.

Everything but the passports.

Now let's get out of here before your
friend comes home.

Oh, he never gets home till real late.
Okay.

I was hoping we wouldn't find you.

I could be shot for even thinking this.

And I could be shot for just being here.

So, it's time to start finding a way
out.

Shall we talk about your American friend
and the whereabouts of my ring?

Yeah. It wasn't even yours.

Stolen. Involved in a whole bunch of
really illegal stuff.

Oh, Penny.

How did we get ourselves into all this?

My sentiments exactly.

Kitchen chemistry's got to be the way to
go here.

My recipe calls for a deep cooking pot.

A dash of pest control.

Four measured cups of soap flakes.

All garnished with tile cleaner and left
to deep.

I mean, it was all perfectly simple.

All of a sudden, spying and...

Stealing and jewelry and... I wasn't
buying.

What do you call it?

Now what I need is a time delay fuse.

A healthy ladle of lard will do for
starters.

Covered with a single layer of
newspaper.

Sprinkled with crystal of oven cleaner.

and all left to marinate under a soft
flow of natural gas.

So, I do want the ring back, and I also
want your accomplice, Mr. MacGyver. He's

not my accomplice. There's no use to
lie, Penny.

I know about him. You used me. The two
of you were working together as spies.

I'm not a spy.

We met for the first time at the
airport.

I was just standing in line. If that is
true, he has nothing to fear from us,

and neither do you. You can speak out
freely. Where is he?

Right here.

Mr. MacGyver, I commend you.

May I take this as a surrender?

Um, not just yet.

Look outside the window.

Give up?

Sort of. The building is surrounded.

Well, I certainly hope so, or you
wouldn't be doing your job.

Then you must also know that there is no
escape for you.

It's over.

The information that was passed on to
you, I take that now, please.

No, I don't think so.

I'm not a man who likes violence, Mr.
MacGyver.

That's great. Neither do I.

Move away, Penny.

What are you going to do?

Well, the cliche thing to be done here
is for him to blow my kneecaps off.

If necessary.

Are you both crazy?

Come on, Frolov, let her go.

She's told you the truth.

And capturing me, an enemy of the state,
ought to be enough, right?

What have you done?

Burnt the roast.

Sorry.

Penny, grab a bathrobe. We'll mingle
with the tenant.

to hotwire it? Maybe not.

It was on the dresser.

Amazing.

They will certainly try to make it to
the

Greek border. I have alerted our border
station.

They have a full description of both
fugitives and your car, sir.

Good. but not good enough.

Now, with the gasoline they have, they
should run out somewhere in that area.

Now, I want men stationed out of sight
at every gasoline station in that

circle. Then I want our people to search
every farm track from here to here,

especially the turnoff to the main
highway.

Understood? Yes, sir. There is no way
they can get through now, sir. There is

always a way.

We just have to make certain they won't
find it.

up here. So peaceful.

Yeah, just like in a storybook, right?

You know, I really like you. You
understand me.

We're on the same wavelength.

Well, that worries me.

It also worries me that we're running on
an empty gas tank.

Well, why don't we just get some more?

Oh, sure.

Sure, we can just drive right on into a
gas station in the middle of the night

and ask them to fill up a KGB car.

I know where we might get them.

I'm all ears.

Car 2, have you reached the western
sector yet?

We are almost at the checkpoint, sir.

Good. Make sure you have enough men. I
don't want them to slip through.

I'm heading east. I have an idea I want
to check out.

Eddie?

There's no gas can in there.

Well... Gee, that's where it was the
last time.

Nice duds.

It's all I could find.

Uh, Miss Parker, whose place is this,
anyway?

Stefan's uncle.

Stefan used to bring me here on
weekends. We'd ride motorcycles in the

hills and... Wait a minute. I remember
now about the gas.

The can was almost empty, so Stefan took
it down to get it...

filled.

I'm sorry.

No problem.

No problem.

Everyone forgets something once in a
while.

You're sweet, right?

Wait a minute.

There's that machine that they used to
plow with.

A tractor?

Yeah. They keep it in the shed on the
other side of the hill.

Don't tractors run on gas?

They've been known to.

Uh, Penny? Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Look, you're terrific.

I mean, you're really great.

But I'll go, all right?

But I'm a guy. No, no, no, no. It's my
duty.

Oh,

swell. You're not going to shoot us, are
you? Shoot you? Why?

For stealing my car?

Dethroning my career?

Collaborating with a spy?

Stealing state secrets?

Oh, come on, Daffan.

You and I both know this has nothing to
do with state secrets.

We will not discuss the nature of the
things missing.

The main thing is I found you.

Yeah, by the way, how did you find us? I
estimated how far the gas in my car

would take you.

And this place was within range. I took
a chance that Penny would remember it.

I did.

Stefan, we had a nice time.

And I don't think very much of the way
you're using it against me.

For the first time in my life, I'm
thinking like a professional.

By what?

Defending corruption in your government?

Nice. I have no choice.

I don't think that's quite true.

It's a matter of conscience, Steve.

You do have one of those, don't you?

I thought he did.

Once.

And here's the ring you wanted so badly.

And whatever you think, I'm not a spy. I
wouldn't even know how to do it.

Penny.

Believe me, all I ever wanted was to
keep you with me.

Well, then why don't you let her go,
Steve?

In fact, why don't you let us both go?
Are you crazy?

It's been rumored.

I must ask you to give me the microfilm.

I would do what he asks.

done well, Stefan.

Much better than I had thought.

Now finish the job.

Kill them.

What? Why?

Because I'm compromised as long as they
live.

You know, Stefan, I think you're a part
of that compromise.

No good, Mr. MacGyver.

Stefan has only to gain by my favor and
my position. He poses no threat to me.

But Penny, she's done nothing.

I believe that now.

It is not what she has done. It is what
she knows, Stepan.

Success always has its price.

I want no witnesses, uncle.

Where are your men?

Good.

Already beginning to think like a
bureaucrat.

They're at the crossroads.

They have orders to wait there for ten
minutes, then come. At which time we

will tell them it was necessary to shoot
these spies.

Who tried to escape.

Smart. He's real smart.

Yes, he is.

He's always been real smart.

Stefan!

Nice shot, Steve.

Oh, Stefan, you're wonderful.

Ah, kids.

I hate to break this up, but we do still
have to get past the general's men.

Let's take the general's car.

I grew up not far from here. There is a
small road that leads around the main

highway. They'll never see us.

You're really coming with us?

Actually, I can even pay out of way. I
have Swiss bank account number 1779.

Let's hope you live long enough to spend
it.

They escaped in my car. Did you see
them? They can only be heading for the

border. Quickly!

Sir, where is he?

We've got company.

You think this thing can outrun that
command car?

I don't think so.

Let's pray to that.

Penny, I want you to take this wheel.

Drop it in behind that truck up there.

You ready?

Wow, it's like the real spy thing, isn't
it?

Just get as close to that truck as you
can.

All right.

Gosh, this is just like the movies.

The only way I saw to keep us ahead of
this game was to work up some kind of

highway hazard.

That's where the hose comes in.

You see, diesel exhaust is loaded with
hydrocarbons.

Now, if you mix hydrocarbons with water,
you get what scientists call immiscible

liquid.

Immiscible. That means water and oil
don't mix.

Now, this hydrocarbon and water thing
I've explained is a fact.

But in order to get it to work right, I
needed enough diesel oil floating on top

with enough water. It's kind of tricky.

Of course, one never knows unless one
tries.

Okay. Under this fence, we should be in
Greece.

All right, let's go.

Do you wish to enter Greece?

I was kind of hoping we were already
there.

Passports, please.

You know, somehow I knew you were going
to ask that.

Constantine! Is it you?

Penny.

Penny Parker!

Penny Parker!

Every time she smiles.

You should have known.