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(Prepísané pomocou TurboScribe. Inovovať na Neobmedzený pre odstránenie tejto správy.) Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Here's my report, Professor Luna.

Thank you.

Do you have your lab notes?

Yeah.

Gotta get it.

What's this?

Nothing.

Is this...

that gas station testosterone powder?

I...

What do you do with this?

Billy said it was...

swears by it, and said it boosts your

testosterone sex appeal, and I haven't had much

luck with chicks, so I figured I'd give

it a shot.

Did Billy make you pay for this?

How much?

A week's worth of lunch.

Billy's an idiot.

First of all, this stuff is really dangerous.

Lucas, I have a PhD and I can't

pronounce half this shit.

I know, I'm sorry, I'm just...

I'm desperate, and Billy swore by it.

He said it really worked for him.

Look, stress makes your testosterone levels go down,

so...

Why don't you just relax.

Have a seat.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yes, just relax.

Your cortisol levels will drop and your testosterone

will naturally rise.

Okay, I just feel good.

You know what else helps?

Getting a good dose of sunlight.

Come on, Lucas.

Don't you want...

Don't you want better vitality?

Let's get those pants off.

Come on, don't you want a boost?

Come here.

So how's she feeling better already?

Um...

I don't know.

Come on, Lucas, don't you want a boost?

Another key is having a healthy sex life.

So in order to have sex, I have

to already be having sex.

That doesn't really help.

Oh, you must be a virgin.

This isn't a difficult equation.

Professor!

Professor!

See, don't you feel better?

Yeah.

Now, let's experiment.

Oh, you have to really take care of

these, too.

Huh?

Okay.

You are long and strong.

You do not need that powder.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Fine specimen.

How does that feel?

I'm good.

You feel a little less stressed?

Yeah.

Do you feel the testosterone coursing through your

veins?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Now, another great thing.

This foreplay.

Like tape-wrapping.

Let's try it.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Put your cock nice and high.

Oh, yeah.

This is so warm.

Oh, yeah.

You like a nice, warm blaster on your

cock?

Oh my God.

This is so good.

Oh my God.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, I love watching your face change.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'm going to go a little

faster.

It's getting me nice and ready for what's

coming next.

Oh my God.

You know what else helps?

What?

Having a really rich diet.

Yeah.

Eat lots of leafy greens and vegetables.

Fruits and pussy.

Here, I'll show you.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Tongue's nice and soft.

Right there.

Oh my God.

You really know how to use that tongue.

Oh my God.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, wow.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my God.

That's right there.

Give me a hug.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, I like that nice fast tongue, Lucas.

Oh, you're doing such a good job.

Oh my God.

How do you feel?

Good.

Yeah?

Ready for the next lesson?

Stand up for me.

Oh look, you just came right to it.

This is the next lesson.

Don't worry.

It's okay.

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm positive.

Oh, nice and easy.

Feels a lot different in your hand, doesn't

it?

Oh, yes.

Curve onto my leg.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

That's so good.

Nice and gentle.

Oh, I'm so glad you did that.

Oh, you're doing just fine.

Oh my God.

The concord's just fine.

Yeah.

Oh, Lucas.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm so glad you're doing a wonderful job.

I couldn't tell you better myself.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, you're doing so fucking good.

Oh, you're picking up nicely.

Oh, I have another lesson for you.

Oh, yes.

You're just trying so hard.

Yes, it's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, you got the shape perfect.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, Lucas.

Oh.

Oh, well.

Well, that lesson seems to be mastered.

That's really important.

To be able to lift weight.

Do you work out?

I mean, obviously you do.

A little bit.

I don't know what to do.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Just like that.

So good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You're doing so well.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh, Lucas.

Did you know you had such a great

cock?

Am I doing a good job?

You're doing such a good job.

Okay.

You're such a good student.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't worry about it again.

It's all going to be okay.

Okay.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Look who's there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I know, Lucas.

It's not just physical action I'm worried about.

It's psychological compounding as well.

Let me show you what I mean.

Okay.

Taking charge boosts testosterone.

Let's see you do it.

Okay.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah, that's not real.

Oh, yeah, that's not real.

This is definitely boosting.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, good job.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, how does that feel?

Yeah.

Do you feel it working?

Good.

Oh, I'm so glad you did.

You've got testosterone powder.

Oh, fuck.

I really just wanted your money.

Oh, my breast milk is right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you smell good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

It's about time we finished this scene.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay.

Oh, the

final lesson, I guess, is that you have

to get a good night's sleep because every

good experiment happens twice.

I'm going to need you to come back

tomorrow.

Okay.

If you say so.

Good job today.

Thanks.

I'll be back tomorrow.

Naughty America.

Nobody Nobody Nobody does it better.