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Very good. Right.

Take a look at what our eye on the sky has to say.

What are they calling her?

Henry. 200 miles across and we're headed right down his throat.

I think our passengers might object.

Not exactly vacation weather.

Make a course adjustment and see if we can skirt Henry's west perimeter.

Bridge. Right away. Patch him through.

It's the home office for you, Captain.

Captain Howard aboard the Victoria.

Control over.

I'll check it out personally.

This is a Victoria.

What is it?

Bomb threat.

Take over the bridge.

Notify Henshaw and Nielsen to meet me at the weather facts compartment

immediately.

What

was

that?

Sure is great to start off a sunny day thinking about the people you like most.

A pal Susan, for instance.

She's my landlady, the building maintenance person, and the only human

being who's figured out how to keep me organized.

So, how do I repay her?

A 21st century breakfast, of course.

No wonder how she likes her eggs.

Okay, Susan, this is the future. Uh-huh. Or part of it, anyway.

I think I'll hang loose here in the past.

Might be safer.

First thing we have to do is get the fridge open. There it goes.

Okay. That's a start.

What's next?

Now we put Roberta to work.

Isn't she great?

Let's not go straight to great. After all, I did just meet her.

Let me guess. You like them, Graham?

Just watch.

Right to the pot.

Love that modern technology.

Needs a couple adjustments, I guess.

I guess.

Not safe in the past year either.

Incredible timing.

Whoever you are, I owe an incredible debt of gratitude.

Good. I'll take it right now.

Peter?

on second thought now hold it mac i've got a job for you pete i'm on the verge

of a great discovery oh sure you are the world's just waiting to find out about

shoe polish egg poo young what was that it's my cranky maintenance lady being

her usual self cranky mac i need your help last time you said that to me i

ended up in washington wearing a pinstripe suit and a thick tie. Yeah,

well, that was a show and tell. This is for real. It's important.

How important?

Well, a cruise ship in the North Pacific with 1,100 passengers and a bomb threat

from some clown calling himself Viking.

How's that?

Make it kind of tough for a guy to say no.

Team briefing at my place.

I think I'll have at least one pleasant surprise for you.

Get here as fast as possible, will you? See you then.

I have this contract with Pete Thornton's outfit that says I take only

those jobs I want to take.

Now, you'd think I'd say no once in a while, especially when Pete wants to put

me in the middle of the ocean to babysit a bomb.

But, no.

Somehow, he always seems to come up with a convincing argument.

And then he holds out a carrot like this special surprise.

Charlie?

Charlie Robinson?

MacGyver? Is that you? I don't believe it.

Charlie.

Good to see you. How you been? Good, good. Real good.

How's Shirley?

Well, lately, Mac, Shirley's been a little bit under the weather.

Darn near every morning.

Your kid.

That's terrific.

Congratulations, Pop.

Hey, thanks a lot, Mac.

You know, we've been trying a long time and it finally happened.

That's terrific.

What are you doing here?

Well, what is it you always say I'm too big to talk about?

You haven't been talking to a guy named Peter Thornton, have you?

You got called up for this one, too?

This is great.

Charlie, you get back in your car and you go back home. Uh-uh.

This one's going to bail your old dad out.

You know, I could say I'm filing in the computer expert file here and put $25

,000 on the counter.

Look, Charlie, this isn't you and me and Nam.

And there wasn't a Shirley or a little one on the way back then either. Yeah, I

know, I know. And there wasn't a supply company and a home mortgage-looking

bankruptcy square in the face.

Nothing more to say. I'm in.

Come on.

You got a screw loose, you know that? No. What else is new?

Suspects.

50 to start, more to run down. Any priority you want set up?

I recruited you to do a job on this, Mike. It's yours. The best way you see

getting it done.

That's all I need to hear.

Carlisle, let's get an epic link up with Central East and Southwest regions. I

want a profile on these guys. M.O. is smoking the wires.

Doc got it, Pete. Charlie's got no business taking this gig.

You're Peter Thornton.

Charlie Robinson.

And ignore him. He has this irrepressible paternal instinct toward

me. Mac, what is it?

You guys were a nun together.

You're a bomb-diffusing team, right?

Only the best.

Okay. Coordination and control come from here. We've got direct communications

with the Victoria.

They've got a search going for the bomb right now.

What's the threat assessment?

Well, there was a warning bomb that wiped out the weather room and killed

the captain.

Come here.

There is a storm front moving in that makes it impossible to put the

passengers into lifeboats.

What about sea or air rescue?

No way. There are no ships or air rescue units close enough to get to the

Victoria before she's into the typhoon zone.

So how do we get there? Take a bus?

No, you take a jet to Midway and a Huey chopper the rest of the way to the ship.

Pete, given any consideration to tracking down this bomber?

Oh, we're on that with an expert.

Mike Donahue.

Donahue. That was the Donahue that ran the 227 bomb squad out of Da Nang a

couple years before our time.

Well, that's him.

Medical discharge and back in the police department.

He runs one of the best bomb investigation units in the country.

Mike? They've located the bomb near the Victoria's engine room.

Disguised as an electrical cabinet, two feet across, three feet in height, below

the waterline.

Threat assessment verified, eh?

You're the guys who get to find out how it ticks?

Oh, uh, MacGyver, Robinson, Mike Donahue.

Heard a lot about you.

Only the best.

Thank you.

That's what the man said about you guys.

The question is, how good is this Viking?

Catch from shipping headquarters coming through.

Viking's on the line.

Put it on the PA. Start a trace.

Good morning.

This is Viking.

You will be interested to know that I am aware that Mr. Thornton is listening in

from his headquarters. In fact, I know all about your efforts, Mr. Thornton,

and the experts you have recruited to stop me.

Donahue.

How's the lake, Donahue?

Hey,

Pete. My security.

Mac, I don't want to hear it.

The switching

station at Proctor puts the call somewhere in Westwood.

Notify all field units.

Please. Don't disappoint me.

Damn.

6.30.

Five-hour flight to Midway. Another two and a half hours on the chopper.

That gives us about three hours to work on the bomb once we get there.

to Midway Tower, requesting confirmation on a standby chopper for bomb team.

Midway Tower, we copy, Whiskey Sierra Bravo.

Proceed directly to helipad for immediate liftoff.

Ah, the tools of our old trade.

Boy, these bring back a few memories.

Yeah, like the time you locked him for a night out in Saigon?

Only the essentials, my guy. And if I remember right, you had one of your most

memorable evenings in the French Quarter.

Oui, monsieur.

Victoria, stand ahead.

We'll have to cable you down. Then I'm out of here.

Don't tell him when that storm will roll in.

Let's start with your bag of bomb tools.

It'll help me line up on wind direction.

I want you to cordon this area off and keep the passengers way back. Yes, ma

'am. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. Could you clear this area, please?

Okay, boys. I've got cable control in the cockpit.

Let her go.

lose their tools.

Correction, Charlie.

They're already gone.

They've lost their cable. They'll never make it. They have to.

Mac, that bomb's not waiting for anybody.

A little more than three hours.

That's all we have.

Where are you going, Mac? Well, we can't just sit up here and look like a bunch

of dummies.

What do you say we work out a way to turn this cargo net into something

useful? You mean like a repelling line? Yeah, something like that.

Back to your wonder.

The true wonder.

Just survival, Charlie.

I think not.

Hang on to that for me, will you, Bob?

Pick a number between one and ten, quick.

Seven. Close, but wrong. I go first.

Hold it steady, Bob.

We want to keep him dry.

I'll vote for that.

Give me the count when ready.

Hook it up.

He's on the rail.

Stand by.

Bob's away, Charlie.

Go, Mac.

It's over there.

Contact control. Tell them that we're on board. Right.

I'm Carol Tanner, acting captain of the Victoria.

Captain, name's MacGyver. This is Charlie Robinson.

Captain? The red cargo bag.

Was it important?

Well, that kind of depends on the bomb, ma'am.

Can we get to it?

Engine room, follow me.

Captain, what have you told the passengers?

As little as possible.

How long are you planning on keeping the passengers in the...

prohibits any thought of using lifeboats, and there's a bomb on board.

What do you suggest I do, Mr. MacGyver? Create panic?

Well, if it was me, I'd be awfully curious, especially with Charlie and me

coming on board a couple hours after that first bomb went off.

Well, tell me, Mr. MacGyver, would you want to know that a very good

possibility exists that you could die a violent death sometime during the next

three hours?

That's it.

We're convinced it was placed during dry dock last month.

It wasn't really clean until we started looking for it.

Looks just like it belongs here. Yeah, until you pull this metal off.

It's okay.

Our electrical engineer saw it was the bomb after he opened it. We've touched

nothing else.

You believe this?

guy is no amateur.

Oh, just look at those bomb triggers, Mac.

Uh-huh.

Mechanical, electrical, chemical.

Get through one, you got another.

And pray that we take them out in the right sequence.

Here, the connection to Mr. Thornton in Los Angeles is ready.

Pete? Yo, Pete?

Yeah, Mac?

I can hear you.

How's it look?

You know, this one looks like it's going to be a maze of triggers before we get

to the real thing.

Mike, are you hooked up to the NCIC bomb file?

Right. Just call out the trigger MOs. We'll track them. That's a good idea,

Mac. I just hope it pays off.

That's the first one I'm looking at.

We ran across a whole bunch of them.

Yeah.

A lean chow bomber.

Oh, boy.

Well, I know his technology. You're looking at some kind of chemical

detonator. Yeah.

Powder in a dish.

Sodium? It could be sodium?

It could be, but I don't see any source of water to set it off.

It's sitting below a heat-sensitive thermocouple. A little blue light on it.

Boy, a dish full of some kind of powdered chemical. Jeez, it could be

anything. Well, it's a start. Okay, guys, one list of Ling Chao bomber types

coming up.

Well, partner, who scrubs and who assists?

Pick a number.

Captain?

Ma'am?

Oh, uh, yes, Mr. Atkins. We found another bomb.

D-Deck, compartment six.

Where exactly is this D-Deck?

Okay, we're here, below the waterline.

And that's D-Deck, compartment six.

Opposite ends of the ship. Could be think to go off at the same time. I'm

counting down from three hours, six minutes.

Well, partner, looks like we both scrubbed.

How can I help?

Hold a steady course and think positive thoughts.

I'll do that as soon as I've had a talk with the passengers.

with an important message for all passengers.

The explosion that killed Captain Howard six hours ago was the beginning of a

grotesque threat made upon all of us aboard the Victoria.

That's it.

Good luck.

Loud and clear.

Viking must have had a field day at Dry Dock.

Is your bomb built into a phony electrical panel like this one?

Yep. All the triggers are behind a field glass cover.

I've got an exact copy of yours up here.

There's stuff around the edge.

Looks like some kind of booby trap.

No, I'd say it's some kind of a silicon base.

Probably a sealer of some kind.

Well, whatever.

We've got to get inside.

We're counting down fast.

Well, don't push it, Charlie. We don't want to rush things here. I got a hunch

that's exactly what Viking wants us to do. This is Viking.

I assume you've found the second ball by now and have gathered the six million

dollars. So listen closely.

You must realize that you do not have either the time or intelligence to stop

my bombs. Only I can stop them, provided you do exactly what I tell you.

If my instructions are not carried out precisely, you will not hear from me

again, and you will not learn how to disarm the bombs.

You will put the money in a briefcase and place it in locker number 324 at the

downtown bus depot.

And gentlemen, it will be both futile and dangerous to try to locate me.

Carlo? No trade.

He knows exactly what he's doing.

MacGyver, Robinson, we've got a dead end on the trace.

No Ling Chao suspects.

I'm going to go ahead with the money drop.

You hear that, Charlie?

Yep, but suppose Viking doesn't live up to his end of the bargain.

Well, what do you suggest?

I'm suggesting maybe Viking won't tell us how to turn this thing off.

But we can't sit around and wait.

Pick a number, Mac.

No, no, no, no, no. We played that game already.

I guess that means it's my turn to go first, then.

You just follow in my footsteps, partner.

All right.

But, Charlie, remember the routine and buy the numbers.

Slow and easy, and we'll live forever.

Buy the numbers.

What's your benchmark?

All right.

Take it down this way.

I'm going to probe the gasket that runs around the outside of the bomb casing.

The one you think is a silicone base.

I'm using a dental probe from the ship's doctor.

It's a number three.

I'm sealing the entry with petroleum jelly.

I'm penetrating the seal.

The chemical in that dish could be any one of a number of things. I just need

to touch it. Get one sample to test.

Then we'll know.

If I could just reach that dish.

I'm getting there.

I'm getting there, Mac.

Hey, easy, easy, Charlie.

It's a vacuum, Max! It's a vacuum!

You gotta be... Charlie!

Charlie.

All right.

Damage control has the area isolated and secure.

The affected compartment is shut tight and holding.

Now, I want lifeboats ready and a lifeboat drill scheduled.

The passengers will be briefed then. Right.

Are you okay?

Charlie and I busted 51 bombs together in Vietnam.

My God.

Charlie used to put a little scratch on the wall above our bunks every time we'd

get back from doing one.

We used to tell anyone who would listen that we were going for the record.

The day we shipped out, he counted them.

51.

Then he laughed. Just laughed.

I'm sorry.

If we get out of this one, it's because Charlie figured out number 52 in the

split second before he died.

I don't understand.

He yelled vacuum.

That whole bomb is in a vacuum.

Chemicals, phosphorus, trigger to explode when air hits it.

The phosphorus flashed, tripped the thermocouple, and that was that.

But if the bomb is built inside a vacuum, then there's no way you can take

that glass base off without air getting in.

Unless I fill that vacuum with something else.

Like?

You got any neon signs on board?

A search party found another one in the auxiliary power room.

You got two neon signs?

This is becoming insane. How many more can there be?

Well, we're sure of the two, and there's no reason to believe they're not in

sequence, so we're going to have to disarm them simultaneously.

I can't be in two places at once, so I'm going to need a new partner.

Any likely candidates on board? Me.

I'll do it.

Carol.

I mean, Captain.

The whole ship is your responsibility.

If those bombs go off, there'll be no ship to command.

In any case, Mr. Atkin, You are fully competent to handle her.

Can we get started?

Yes, ma'am.

MacGyver, any objections?

As long as you don't mind taking orders instead of giving them, Captain.

I always bow to experts.

And, um, I think we can find a couple of neon lights in the lounge.

I'd say we're in pretty good hands, Mr. Atkins.

Yes, sir.

the ransom money in the locker at 324.

Then we pull the key.

How does our Viking man take delivery?

He's probably already made himself a duplicate.

All right, let's go.

How about my carry net? What?

I never lifted six million bucks before.

That'd be a cheap thrill. I'll carry it. You keep thinking about it out here.

Come on. Why?

Why? Donahue has a dozen cops covering this place. Donahue's inside.

Yeah. I'll be inside.

We need one of our men out here as a backup.

And you're the lucky winner.

Com check.

Guess who?

Heads up inside, Donahue. The money's coming in.

This is the last call for interstate service to San Francisco, Reno, Salt

Lake City.

Boarding at Gate Street.

All right, I'm going up to the car. Call in and check on that M.O. follow-up.

Right.

Boy, there's less than an hour to go.

Something has to give.

Yeah. I'm just afraid of what that something is.

All right, let's stay alert, people.

All right, Captain. What we're going to do here is make a little fair exchange.

What do you say we replace the vacuum with a little neon gas?

I've got to admit, I was a little surprised to see you in charge of this

whole ship.

No more than I, MacGyver.

Everything happened kind of fast around here.

Just give me direction.

First step.

Take the sharpening stone we got out of the bar and score a little piece of the

neon right at the very end.

Here we go.

Now, before you break the tube, Make sure you got the cork handy to plug it

so the gas doesn't escape.

One step at a time, right?

Right. I'm almost through.

All right. Now break the tube and plug it fast like I just did.

Okay.

Done. I don't believe it.

Now we're going to work the tube through the sealer.

And when I pull the cork, hopefully I'll get a momentary suction in.

You know how to give us enough time to get the phosphorus out of there.

You with me, Captain?

Under the circumstances, MacGyver, why don't you call me Carol?

Okay, Carol.

Nice and slow.

I'll go first.

Working the silicon sealer now the glass tube is maintaining an airtight

penetration easy Easy just about true.

This is the tricky part

Okay, I'm in

Now I can pop the cork against the edge of the dish

Cork's out. Neon gas exchange has given me the vacuum.

It's working.

It's extracting the phosphorus from the dish.

I have an environmental exchange in the bomb cavity.

The dish is empty.

Removing the tube, dumping the phosphorus.

Okay, Carol.

It's your turn.

Now work the tube through slowly.

Keep moving it forward until you get through the silicone sealer.

I'm petrified, Mac.

Hey, come on.

Who's better than us?

You can do it.

I'm about to break through the inner seal.

Okay, Mac, I'm through.

Good. Now go to the dish and pop the cork.

Got it.

I'm in the dish, sucking up the chemicals, Mac.

I think it's going to work.

I'm going to make it.

I know I am. Come on. Come on.

Almost there.

Okay.

Got it.

Well, that's one small step for local mankind.

And still a mile to go.

That thermocouple is German-made.

Boltex. If you guys want to check it out in the bomber file, we'll get onto this

blue cauldron on top of the bomb.

You've got less than an hour now.

Yeah, tell me about it.

You guys any closer to this Viking?

Not an inch.

Stay with that.

Mr. Thornton, this is Viking.

Despite your efforts to ensnare me at the bus station, I have the money.

But you have dealt in bad faith, so I have decided not to give you the bomb

disarming instructions.

Goodbye, Mr. Thornton.

That's it.

Control to field operations, come in.

Control, this is Carlisle. Go ahead.

We haven't taken our eyes off it.

Harrison, get this place locked down. There's a rumor the six million's

already gone.

I'm on it.

What is it?

Thornton says that Vikings got the money.

The

money's

gone.

He went in through here. This is a utility room in the back of the station,

you know?

So nobody saw him, huh?

No, no, no. He had this thing set up from square one.

He had a false back, hidden panel.

It was a nice, neat job, huh?

There's a false back on the locker. It goes into the back room.

Viking must have had the money two minutes after we put it in there.

He is smart.

He's too damn smart.

Mac, I got some bad news.

Real bad.

Viking somehow outmaneuvered us with the ransom.

He got it out of the locker in the bus station.

We had it staked out, but we didn't get him.

He just called, gloating about it.

But worse than that, he says that we broke faith by trying to trap him.

So now he's really going to punish us.

He's got the six million dollars, but he's not going to tell us how to

deactivate the bombs.

He's going to let everybody on that ship die.

So, the bottom line, Mac, it's up to you now.

Okay. Here's where we find out just how good Viking is.

This pipework and that blue cauldron look like our last trigger.

Can I tell you, I haven't got the smallest hint of what I'm looking at

here. Well, you're doing just great.

And you're not alone.

All right, now.

I'm touching the right-hand connection at the circuit boards.

Redo.

Mac, freeze it!

What? The computer says the Ling Chao bomber used an unstable electrolyte

fluid trigger on two sabotage attempts in Cam Ranh Bay, 1973.

What does that mean?

The fluid carries a current.

Now our problem is to neutralize it.

Donnie Hu.

No, this doesn't ring any bells.

Are you sure?

You commanded the lead sabotage control group in Cameron Bay, 71 to 73.

Well, yeah, but I didn't write them all personally.

This one... All right.

Mac, hold on a second. This could be an acid mixture.

Yeah, that's what I figured. Reach the piping circuit and you release the acid.

And we'd release the acid into this lateral wiring.

Yeah. Probably create a short.

I understand.

All right, Carol, I've got an idea here.

I thought we were going to need some things.

for both of us.

Name them.

Uh, let's see.

Pastry tube, a container of liquid oven cleaner, and a pint of milk, please.

Milk?

Yeah, low-fat if you got it.

Mr. Atkins?

Ma'am? You heard Mr. MacGyver.

Pastry tubes, oven cleaner, low-fat milk.

Move! On the double. Aye-aye, Captain.

MacGyver, milk?

Add a strong alkaline base and an organic neutral.

Antacid? We're in business.

What if you're wrong?

Well, then it's back to the old drawing board.

All right, Carol.

This is the best we have to work with.

Let's just think of it as one giant dose of industrial-strength antacid.

First, the milk.

About three-quarters full should do it.

You got that?

Yeah, I got it.

Now I'm going to top it off with the oven cleaner.

You do the same.

And mix it up real good.

Okay, it's mixed.

Cap's going on.

Ready on this end, Mac.

All right, time check.

19 minutes and 41 seconds.

And count.

Now I'm going to pry up the lead glass dopper seal on top of the number one

cylinder, upper right quadrant.

Right.

Okay, Carol.

This is probably acid.

So just wait until I get the stopper seals off.

There's the first one.

It's acid, all right. I can smell it.

Now, number two.

Okay, Carol.

Go ahead and remove your number one stopper seal.

Mac, is anything happening with your acid level?

It seems to be okay.

I've removed number two. You done yet? Just about got it.

All right, Carol, I'm putting the first dose of neutralizer into the acid in

cylinder number one.

Cylinder two.

There's a reaction starting.

All four are treated.

How are you doing?

Okay.

I am now removing the final stopper seal.

Stopper seal is off.

Good job, Captain.

Now inject our milk and oven cleaner mixture into the ass.

Roger. Am doing.

I have reactions.

All four cylinders are cloudy.

Yeah,

mine

too. Now we wait. Keep our thumbs crossed.

Bridge, this is the captain.

I want the compartment doors dogs shut on myself and Mr. MacGyver. Have

engineering break them.

If the bombs blow...

Hopefully we'll confine the explosion.

Ma'am.

Mr. Atkins, this is no time for conversation.

Will do, Captain.

What do you think, Donahue?

Seems like we might be on the right track.

Well, I am impressed. You just may have licked it.

Didn't your boys do a post-mortem on this acid trigger?

And Nam?

Well, sure we did, but there wasn't much left after she blew. We ended up with a

lot of guesswork.

That's too bad. I'd sure like to know if I'm right.

Well, we'll know in about five minutes.

Hey, Pete?

Don't forget, you and I have got a little golf match as soon as this job is

over.

Yeah, right.

And I'm going to spot you a stroke of hole, buddy.

I'm going to check in with HQ.

Keep monitoring.

Yeah, I will.

Mac,

what's up?

We clear?

Yeah, we're on a separate channel.

Come on.

You never played a round of golf in your entire myth-bent life. What's up?

Listen, I got a notion here.

Can you check out that incident at Cameron Bay in 73?

Yeah, sure I can.

What is it?

Well, this is a great piece of booby-trap rigging.

And I mean good.

But anything that's fine usually has a personal signature to it. It's not

technology. It's art.

Art?

MacGyver, it's a damn bomb!

You just lack artistic taste.

Just cross-check them for me, will you, Pete?

Phosphorus, thermocouple, acid trigger.

Who ran into them? Yeah,

it could be anybody on a decon team.

Yeah, but who's on each of these?

All of them.

You might be able to narrow it down to a couple of names.

Maybe just one.

Viking.

Okay, Mac.

I'm on it.

MacGyver? Yeah.

I can see a definite change in the fluid. Is that what we want?

Absolutely. It's neutralizing.

It's clear.

Okay.

Okay, everybody.

Last step coming up. Stand by.

I'm draining it now.

Okay. We did it.

MacGyver nailed that sucker.

Congratulations. He sure did.

Listen, I got to notify my people. Stay on top of this, will you?

You got it.

What is it, Pete?

We're back on a separate channel.

The computer ran your pattern. Came up with one name.

Want to guess?

Try me.

Viking had to be familiar with each of these trigger traps.

Especially the acid in Cameron Bay.

Is that where Donahue lost his leg?

Yeah.

If you knew, why did you bother with the computer check?

It gave us proof.

All I had was a hunch.

Well. It nails Donahue.

Pete, back on the comp line. Right.

Carol, get the panel off now.

We have to get to the bottom of the bomb. It's reactivated.

Okay, Mac. I see what looks like two fuses.

Yellow and blue.

Yeah.

One cuts the circuit and one fires it.

Which? Not in you.

Right here.

I'm stuck.

I got less than a minute. I need some help.

We've got all the pieces of Viking's signature right here in the bomb.

Stop it and we stop him.

Come on.

I've never made this kind of call without Charlie. We team it. Two heads.

Both experts.

Help me, Donahue. Help me and we'll stop this guy.

What's your head and your gut say?

Yellow or blue?

Come on, Donahue. You've been there. You can make a judgment call.

There are 1,100 people aboard this ship.

Blue.

Carol, hold it. In my tracks, Captain. I go first, just in case.

Pull the blue!

Thanks a lot, Donahue.

I'm pulling the yellow.

No!

Yellow, Carol. Yank it.

Viking.

I'll live.

Me too.

Get him out of my sight.

Your chopper will be here in an hour.

Do you have to go?

Well... I can recommend the crew.

Gourmet cuisine, sports and games, dancing every night.

It's a great place to relax if you've been under stress.

Well, do I get fit at the captain's table?