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It's been so hot this summer.

It's been so hot this summer.

It's forcing me to wear light clothes.

I like airplanes,

especially how they look from down here.

The underneath of airplanes are so simple.

The underneath of airplanes are so simple.

WATERMELON

How annoying.

I always feel self-conscious whenever this happens.

Oh, I'm sorry.

NOT an accident. It's okay.

- The manager sort of needs you. - What?

- The manager sort of needs you. - What?

I'm kind of in a hurry too.

I hate the way he talks.

I'll just wait here.

What for? Go away.

What for? Go away.

He's dropping five ranks.

"Favorite Men Ranking"

"25th - Shun Kamata"

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Morning. Manager's waiting.

I know. What's he want?

About your shifts, I think. I'm quitting.

Quitting? Selfish as usual.

Quitting? Selfish as usual.

I'm getting busy with the modeling job.

Wow, good for you. She's bragging.

Why don't you come see the event next week?

"Come check out my great figure."

"Come check out my great figure."

What kind of event? As if I care.

I'm told it's a big bonsai fair.

Bonsai? Ha ha.

Bonsai? Ha ha.

But actually, the outfit is really cute.

That's good. Old men will love it.

- Bye. - See you around.

- Bye. - See you around.

Stop taking peeks at my chest.

This is a problem...

My God, those tits are huge!

Where was he ranked? He just dropped 1O ranks.

Where was he ranked? He just dropped 1O ranks.

Can't you come in this weekend?

I can't this Sunday.

I can't this Sunday.

Who works on their birthday?

Not that I have any plans.

You know, I'm short one person.

You know, I'm short one person.

Come on.

Please!

I'm up here, pervert.

God, just look at them!

God, just look at them!

He is so dead.

Lately, I seem to hear peoples' thoughts.

Just once, if I could grab those tits!

How indecent those breasts are.

How indecent those breasts are.

She can't be very bright.

Bend down... come on!

Bend down... come on!

Damn it!!

Over here!

- More coffee? - Yes, please.

Now I can live for another day...

I've turned 22 after all.

I've turned 22 after all.

I've never made my own decisions.

It's easier to let others make them for me.

Then I'll be less responsible.

Then I'll be less responsible.

But I long to be a woman who makes her own way,

and laughs away any mistakes she makes.

That's why, when I turned 20, I made myself a promise:

That's why, when I turned 20, I made myself a promise:

I would marry the man at the top of my list when I became 22,

kind of like a "planned impulse."

kind of like a "planned impulse."

I have had sex with three men in my life.

The First Man

Wow, they're so soft!

Wow!

Just like marshmallows.

Just like marshmallows.

Unbelievable!

How's this?

I'm coming! Are you coming?

Give me a break!

Give me a break!

The Second Man

The Third Man

Are you sure?

I wanted this so much.

This is great.

This is great.

I knew it.

It was always my boobs.

It was always my boobs.

I felt like my personality was neglected.

I counted every squeeze and scored it against him.

In one night, he dropped at least 100 ranks.

In one night, he dropped at least 100 ranks.

I'm so sorry! Good evening.

- I'd like to send this package, please. - Excuse me?

It says you accept them.

"We Accept Deliveries "

Oh, I had forgotten.

Just a moment.

Just a moment.

He must be the first person to use this delivery system.

Please fill this in.

Is it alive?

Oh, no...

It's a toy duckling. It chirps when you shake it.

It's a toy duckling. It chirps when you shake it.

- You don't believe me? I'm not lying. - Okay.

I found it on the beach. It had a telephone number on it,

I found it on the beach. It had a telephone number on it,

so I called and asked if they wanted it back.

Oh, really? As if I care.

Apparently they live upstream.

Their child was looking all over for it, crying.

Their child was looking all over for it, crying.

So I wanted to send it to them right away.

Please, did I ask? It sounds made up.

But wait...

This guy isn't staring at my boobs.

I'm done.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't hear what he's thinking, either.

Wrong character...

One Month Later

One Month Later

This man didn't even touch my boobs.

That was great.

That was great.

How great?

It's going down in history.

- Come on, you're exaggerating. - My history, I mean.

- It was unforgettable. - Which part?

I'd say your voice.

My voice?

It sounded like you were playing tennis.

- No way! - How about you?

- No way! - How about you?

It was kind of fresh.

Fresh as in new?

Fresh as in new?

What else, dummy?

You see, you're my fourth man.

The other three were awful.

The other three were awful.

All they cared about were my breasts.

Oh, really?

Tell me more about yourself.

Tell me more about yourself.

Like what?

Your sex history.

- That would be boring. - Come on, please.

Let's see...

Okay.

I like public baths.

There's a bath at home, but I still like to go sometimes.

There's a bath at home, but I still like to go sometimes.

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

She and her husband had split up on their way to a hot spring,

She and her husband had split up on their way to a hot spring,

and all of the public baths were closed by then.

Do you want to use my bath?

Do you want to use my bath?

Hey...

Hold it.

Keep your voice down!

Do you have a place to stay?

If it's just for one night...

No, but thanks anyway.

You helped me.

That's it.

That was the only time I saw a bath-sex mania.

That was the only time I saw a bath-sex mania.

Did that really happen?

Yes, it really happened.

- Did she have really big breasts? - No...

I don't think so.

I didn't really have time to look.

I didn't really have time to look.

I'm not obsessed with boobs.

Is there such a guy?

Is there such a guy?

- Really? - Yeah.

Okay, now I'm confused...

A always dreamed of a guy like this.

A always dreamed of a guy like this.

But if boobs don't interest him, what does he like about me?

You know what?

I like you for who you are.

I like you for who you are.

How lame!

But he's the first guy to say that to me.

Well, the soundproofing seems to work!

- We'll get used to it. - But this is continuous.

I guess that's why the rent's cheap.

I guess that's why the rent's cheap.

Hey, don't you have any pornos?

Threw 'em out, though I might have a couple left.

Threw 'em out, though I might have a couple left.

- This? - Yeah.

"My Favorites"

"My Favorites"

I won't watch them anymore.

It's just a keepsake.

Really? Want to see it for the last time?

Really? Want to see it for the last time?

Hey, stop playing around.

Calm down, I'm just kidding.

My husband keeps no secrets. But there is one thing...

My husband keeps no secrets. But there is one thing...

That tape is broken though.

He tells silly lies.

It is?

A friend I lent it to said he couldn't see anything.

A friend I lent it to said he couldn't see anything.

- What's this? - It's a "Head-i-copter."

- What's this? - It's a "Head-i-copter."

- No way! - Really.

Dad gave it to me when he was dying. He said, "Here, a Head-i-copter."

Dad gave it to me when he was dying. He said, "Here, a Head-i-copter."

- That's not funny. - That's what he said.

- You could fly with this? - I guess.

- You could fly with this? - I guess.

I never tried. I'm afraid of heights.

Yeah, right.

These little fibs he told...

I decided were his odd way of entertaining me.

I decided were his odd way of entertaining me.

Is this salad dressing?

- You like this song? - You know it? - Yes.

Him, right?

You know the title?

"The Gum You were Chewing"

Yup, "The Gum-chew." - "The Gum-chew"?

Yup, "The Gum-chew." - "The Gum-chew"?

What a weird title.

I'm surprised you know him. He's not very famous, you know.

I'm surprised you know him. He's not very famous, you know.

He lives in Nerima now. I saw him at a drugstore.

- Come on! - You know he has hemorrhoids?

- Come on! - You know he has hemorrhoids?

He was buying medication.

He was like, moving funny- sort of bent over.

Why are you lying?

Why are you lying?

I'm sorry.

Heeeeey!

Heeeeey!

You really like this place.

I can see them fly low here.

Aren't you hot?

Aren't you hot?

This temperature is abnormal.

- A huge earthquake is coming. - Why?

- A huge earthquake is coming. - Why?

Don't you know?

The summer before the Hanshin-Awaji earthquake was scorching.

Really?

How come you're home so early today?

How come you're home so early today?

- Because I quit. - What?

- Want to know why? - Of course! Why did you quit?

Remember the new boss I got assigned to?

Remember the new boss I got assigned to?

Well, you wouldn't believe him.

He had connections with the mob.

The mob? There he goes.

The mob? There he goes.

From Hong Kong.

According to him, the travel agency needs the mob.

The agency's too small to survive on its own.

The agency's too small to survive on its own.

And he tried to drag me into it. I couldn't do that.

- I guess that would be too much. - Yup, absolutely.

- I guess that would be too much. - Yup, absolutely.

Couldn't you at least come up with a better excuse?

This is all true.

This is all true.

So now what?

I actually hate planes.

Never been on one.

Never been on one.

A travel agent who's never been on a plane. Can you believe it?

Why haven't you been on one?

I know it's been proven...

but it's still hard to believe a mass of iron can fly.

It seems like a big fib.

Look who's talking!

Why have they gotten bigger?

Why does he have two phones?

- Hello? -Excuse me, I believe that's my phone.

- Yes, I found it. - Even from here, I can hear the woman's voice.

- Shall I send it to you? - Let me call you back later.

- Shall I send it to you? - Let me call you back later.

- Okay, no problem. - Thanks. -You're welcome.

What was that about?

I found this phone on the street.

I found this phone on the street.

The owner just called.

You should've taken it to the police.

It's easier this way.

It's easier this way.

Is that like your hobby? "Rescuing" lost items?

Nicely put.

I'm going back to work.

Why? I'll start working again.

Why? I'll start working again.

No, I'm starting to gain weight, so I should.

You don't look fat at all. I once had, like, 70kg on me.

You don't look fat at all. I once had, like, 70kg on me.

Like that's a great comfort!

Let me ask you something: do you ever worry about money?

Let me ask you something: do you ever worry about money?

Sometimes.

We aren't doing good. It's serious.

It's dangerous?

Does he really care?

Does he really care?

I'll work until you find a job.

Okay.

You worked here before?

You worked here before?

Yes. I got married and left, but I'd like to work again.

I see.

Oh, excuse me! My eyes got drawn - I apologise.

It's okay.

I'm glad to have someone experienced.

I'm glad to have someone experienced.

You didn't even need to write a resume.

- That's not right. - You follow the rules, eh?

Can you start this week?

Can you start this week?

Sure.

Thank you very much.

How much?

One hamburger steak meal and two beers...

One hamburger steak meal and two beers...

2,250 yen, please.

Not the meal!

I meant you!

I meant your titties!

I meant your titties!

How much is it for a grab?

I'll call the police, jerk!

I'm not asking for it to be free.

I'm not asking for it to be free.

Come on, just let me fiddle with them. Please!

- One million yen. - Holy tits!

- One million yen. - Holy tits!

Can't you bring it down to 100 yen?

One million yen.

What?

What?

One million yen...

you can't have her otherwise.

Are you trying to con me?

Are you trying to con me?

I'm calling the cops.

Camera's right there.

She's not worth all that.

100 yen should be more than enough!

The 2,250 yen for your meal?

The 2,250 yen for your meal?

Thank you so much.

Here.

Don't worry about being harsh.

They deserve it.

They deserve it.

Okay.

What's up?

- I have an interview. - What interview?

For a job.

- You were serious? - Yeah.

- What kind of job? - It's a resourcing agency.

- What kind of job? - It's a resourcing agency.

- The working conditions sound great. - Really?

Hello.

Yes, that's me.

Yes, that's me.

- I'm just leaving. - I'll be waiting.- OK.

Give me a call when you get near.

Yes...

Near the station?

Hotel Köln

Look what happens...

the first decision I made, and it's turned to crap.

the first decision I made, and it's turned to crap.

What am I doing?

Hi.

Your shift is over, right?

- Yes. - Let's go.

- Yes. - Let's go.

What?

Do you want to go straight home?

Do you want to go straight home?

Was it impulsive?

- The change you took. - Shit!- You'll put it back.

- The change you took. - Shit!- You'll put it back.

I'm very sorry.

Don't worry about it. We all lose it sometimes.

Don't worry about it. We all lose it sometimes.

Where to?

- Haneda. - The airport?

- Haneda. - The airport?

There's a park near the airport that I like.

Move up.

Move up.

So beautiful...

These really are your sex appeal, Chika.

These really are your sex appeal, Chika.

You should be more daring.

Dress sexy.

Dress sexy.

Had a fight with your husband?

My husband is a liar.

My husband is a liar.

- That's horrible. - No...

He doesn't keep secrets from me.

He doesn't keep secrets from me.

He tells lies, but doesn't keep any secrets?

Doesn't make sense.

Lies are used to keep secrets.

Lies are used to keep secrets.

But it's true with Hiroshi.

I'm not a liar, but I do have secrets.

Is that so?

Is that so?

So you can't trust your husband?

Hi, you're home.

Hi, you're home.

What's wrong?

Something happened.

Had a fight with your new girlfriend?

And you?

- Did you have the late shift? - Uh-huh.

- Did you have the late shift? - Uh-huh.

I lied to my husband for the first time.

I went to that job interview...

and it turned out to be a trap.

and it turned out to be a trap.

Am I hearing this right? "A trap"?

Remember the phone I found?

She asked me what I did, so I told her I was unemployed.

She offered to hook me up with a job interview,

She offered to hook me up with a job interview,

and told me to bring the phone then.

This story sucks already.

So I went...

But she gave me an odd address to meet up at.

At least that part's true.

When I went in, some strange guy was there.

When I went in, some strange guy was there.

He said I owed him rental fees for the phone.

I refused and, "Bang!", he punched me and I passed out.

Doesn't he ever know when to stop?

Doesn't he ever know when to stop?

When I came to, my wallet was gone.

There was just a note:

"Have one million yen ready by tomorrow."

In other words, you need money for this new girl.

Then I came home and fell asleep.

Then I came home and fell asleep.

And here I am now.

What? You expect me to believe that?

What? You expect me to believe that?

But that's the truth.

I can't take this anymore.

I'm tired.

Hiroshi

Hello.

Yes, it's Chika.

Yes, it's Chika.

Can you see me tonight?

Come on, turn onto your stomach.

What's that noise?

What's that noise?

Get off!

What's wrong?

What?

What's this?

Oops.

Oops.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hey!

Super-size

Super-size

Chika Ninomiya

This man is a serious pervert.

This?

I told you I had secrets.

I told you I had secrets.

That's it.

Breasts are everything on a woman.

Don't get me wrong - it's not how big they are,

they're all different.

they're all different.

You can find all kinds of adult videos at the store.

But they're never ordered by breast types.

So I had to make them myself.

So I had to make them myself.

I'll tell you, it wasn't easy.

Relax: they're only for my private use.

Think of it as a joke.

No way.

No way.

The only type I didn't have was your size.

Otherwise, my collection was complete.

You always look offended when people stare.

You always look offended when people stare.

But that's just a show you're putting on.

That's not true.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

You're so self-conscious and full of pride.

You hide it well, though.

Who would guess?

Who would guess?

I bet you enjoy attending to those customers.

My tapes!

I never ran, because it made my breasts swing.

I never ran, because it made my breasts swing.

Everyone's looking...

Staring...

Staring.

Didn't I say I was afraid of heights?

I want to know how many lies he's told.

I slept with my boss...

I slept with my boss...

There, I confessed. Now, it's your turn.

- Be honest. - But Chika...

Make me understand.

But I hardly ever lied to you.

But I hardly ever lied to you.

I'm begging you.

We're pretty high up...

- What about your boss and the mob? - All true.

- What about your boss and the mob? - All true.

- And the phone? - It's true.

- The "trap"? - It happened.

- You used to weigh 70kg? - I was fat!

- You used to weigh 70kg? - I was fat!

- The singer with hemorrhoids? - He has hemorrhoids!

- The bath-sex incident never happened. - Yes, it did!

What is all this? You don't believe me?

Okay, I'll tell you...

There's one thing I lied about.

I actually love big boobs!

I actually love big boobs!

Of all the lies!

I lied because I didn't want you to take it wrong.

- The girl in the bath had big boobs. - You're lying.

- The girl in the bath had big boobs. - You're lying.

- No, I'm not. - Then why don't you ever touch mine?

See, I privately rank each pair of breasts that I see,

into groups A, B, C, and D. Then there's the special group, 'S'.

into groups A, B, C, and D. Then there's the special group, 'S'.

This ranking isn't just about size.

It's about the overall impression, the balance.

So for me, group S breasts are so divine.

So for me, group S breasts are so divine.

I can barely look at them, much less touch them.

That's the only thing I lied to you about.

There's nothing else.

But this is one thing that means a lot to you.

That's why you can't believe me about everything else.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

For example...

just as an example, but this tape, I might want it.

just as an example, but this tape, I might want it.

Like, remember the tape, "My Favorites"?

That's actually a Big Boob Special.

Could you have come up with a worse example?

Could you have come up with a worse example?

"I'll be staying with my parents.

"I'll come back if I decide I can trust you.

"But I do believe you're afraid of heights. - Chika"

"But I do believe you're afraid of heights. - Chika"

Favourite Men - Top 100 (Newest Version)

#1 - Hiroshi Ninomiya

#1 - Hiroshi Ninomiya

Subtitles by Lord Retsudo

Subtitles by Lord Retsudo

Cast: I wanted to buy you your favourite gum, but you refused.

I wanted to buy you your favourite gum, but you refused.

Runa Akatsuki I wanted to buy you your favourite gum, but you refused.

Runa Akatsuki I wanted to buy you your favourite gum, but you refused.

I wanted to buy you your favourite gum, but you refused.

Hiroshi Yamamoto I wanted to buy you your favourite gum, but you refused.

Hiroshi Yamamoto

Hiroshi Yamamoto Instead, you bought it yourself.

Instead, you bought it yourself.

Ai Kurosawa Ko Kamitsuma Instead, you bought it yourself.

Instead, you bought it yourself.

Instead, you bought it yourself.

You were chewing that gum the morning we broke up.

You were chewing that gum the morning we broke up.

But, try as I might, I can't remember...

But, try as I might, I can't remember...

What was the flavour of that gum you were chewing?

What was the flavour of that gum you were chewing?

My precious memory is the smell of your chewing gum.

My precious memory is the smell of your chewing gum.

Staff:

Executive Producer: Yuji Nagamori

Executive Producer: Yuji Nagamori

Producers: Yuji Mizumori & Isao Kurosu

Screenplay: Yuji Mizumori

What if I told you that I still love you?

What if I told you that I still love you?

Would you give me a smile and blow a bubble for me?

Would you give me a smile and blow a bubble for me?

"The Gum You Were Chewing" Performed by Hajime Mizorogi

In association with the Actors Office

In association with the Actors Office

A co-production of Kurosu Movie Industry

Directed by Ryuichi Honda

Directed by Ryuichi Honda

Thank you.

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