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The need I feel from time to time to get away away from the hustle and bustle of the office and business

returns to childhood memories related to Banhofstrasse.

This artery is probably one of the most important business centers in Switzerland,

but it also leads to central station on the shores of Lake Zurich,

which remains to this day in my mind's escape gate.

As good as I can figure it out

that's why I like to dive in the quiet and mysterious waters of the lake.

Of course I like it.

Sure, sure.

I don't know if this is the country I come from.

Don't you know me?

Because you don't know me?

It's a state on the east coast.

I was born there.

Hi. Is this your first visit to Zurich?

Yes Sir.

Would you like me to tell you about the history of Zurich?

Why not?

Well, it fits in quite well with the Protestant Reformation, Calvin, Luther and all the rest.

If we could bottle Swiss mountain air, we would build a section here.

I'm telling you, you bastard, at the top.

I like it.

Yes.

That's why you came here?

No, but that's as good a reason as any.

Thank you.

I'm crazy about banks.

Tickets please.

Some writers say it is the most romantic lake in the world.

Oh really?

Did you know that Thomas Mann said he wouldn't be happy to die anywhere else?

Thank you.

On a clear day you can see the Vosges Mountains.

Smooth, round, rising on both sides of high alpine peaks.

NO.

I see that you share my feelings about this country.

The better you get to know him, the more you will like him.

It ends in an almost physical relationship.

Go on.

It's really hard to talk and move at the same time.

And you're right.

This lake of yours is really exciting and romantic.

I told you.

Can I see the tickets?

Tickets?

I hit him for you.

Put her there.

Thin.

What are they doing?

What do you think?

You are a pig. Come on.

Stay here and watch. Wouldn't you like to shoot something?

NO.

They come.

They pretended Charles was responsible.

I heard that too, but from what Charles told me,

he had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Absolutely nothing.

- What will he do about it? - Soon?

I would do it if I could prove it.

Look at these two. What the hell are they doing?

Okay...

I didn't think something like this would happen in Switzerland.

- Exaggeration... - They must be crazy.

This is a bit of an exaggeration.

Oh my.

NO.

That's all.

NO.

I'm telling you they are crazy.

I'll complain to the captain or someone else.

That's all.

That's all.

It's best to ignore them all.

NO.

No, Peanut. Maybe you'll be next.

Where? I mean where?

Come. Come down.

What the hell was that all about?

One thing is certain, no one will believe it. I think we figured it out.

They are crazy. Let's see.

Where else are there long apartments?

One of them.

NO.

Yes, Mrs. Bouvier.

Good.

Stop.

What do you want?

I would like you to spend the weekend with me on the shore of some Italian lake.

I would do that too.

Mr. Bouvier, I promise you that tomorrow morning all the models will find you on the desk.

You can count. Goodbye, sir.

I really like you.

If you're free tonight, How about having dinner with me?

Sorry.

Roland said he would take me to the cinema tonight.

Are you still thrilled with this news about Roland?

NO.

And stubbornly faithful, I suppose?

Whatever you want, name it. And there you have it.

I would do anything for you.

I would give my right arm to spend weekend with you, even the left one.

Maybe one day I will take him up on his offer.

Why not?

He is nice and very sweet.

Maybe I'm a fool to refuse him.

Might be fun.

After all, Roland is not the faithful type.

Listen, can you tell me what's going on?

Something is bothering you.

We watched a nice movie. We ate a delicious meal.

- Has something happened? - Yes.

I don't know why you take me to movies like this, if you know perfectly well that I don't find them erotic in the slightest.

Well, honey, they reflect our times.

You mean everyone is a voyeur?

Intimacy is almost dead. We like to see and be seen.

Doubles the pleasure.

- What about cheating on your wife? - What is it about?

I would say the pleasure is double.

Wasn't that inferred?

Would you say the same applies to a woman?

You know, I'm in love with you. Just crazy.

Especially after watching one of these videos.

I don't have to admit it. A good erotic film affects me as it should.

- And you? - Nothing.

I would say it doesn't bother me at all.

I love you. It means a lot to me.

So why are you fooling around?

I want to tell you the truth. I don't know.

I'm sure you can do better.

Maybe it's because I'm almost 35 years old

and because girls are easy

and I did not advocate having as many of them as possible.

Why won't you share my love of pleasure?

Or maybe you'd like me to wear garters, like some of your girls.

This might be an idea.

Well, I wouldn't count on it if I were you.

It looks like you like wearing garters.

Maybe an old-fashioned one, but a forest one

and much more poetic than my wife imagines.

I'm very sorry.

Oh, it didn't bother me. I like wearing them.

They make me feel more feminine. It's like this all the time.

It's quite a nice feeling.

Honestly, I never thought about it that way.

But I must admit, you look pretty good in it.

Absolutely adorable.

What's your name?

Mary Ann.

Well, Mary Ann, would you like to join us for a drink?

Sure, why not?

Roland, why don't we go home for a drink?

Well, you'll definitely be more comfortable.

Of course it's more convenient to talk.

A modest place, but cozy as a nest.

It has a good atmosphere and is nice.

If it's not a problem, I'll wear something more comfortable.

- Why should it bother me? - Come so we can get to know each other.

In the meantime, Roland, how about some champagne?

I love champagne.

As you can see, this is the bedroom.

I like it.

That's really nice.

And it certainly looks comfortable.

Yes. This is the room I like the most.

Yes, I know I'm not feminine enough.

At least not enough for my husband.

I work in advertising.

I never come home very early, and when I do,

all I want to do is take a bath.

And tonight

Roland picked me up from the office and took me to the cinema.

Why don't you go and take a bath if you feel like it?

I live in a quite small room.

I only have a shower.

I miss not taking a bath.

Do you want to take a bath with me?

Of course, if you don't mind.

No, that would be nice. Thanks.

Then get naked.

I'm going to take us a bath.

I can't wait to jump in.

I think I understand my husband.

It must be exciting to take off such nice underwear.

Do you want to try it?

Okay, I'll help you.

For this.

You only brought one glass.

Well, you know the saying

He who drinks from the same glass knows the thoughts of the other.

Hey, hey, hey, leave something for us, will you?

You know that?

Sorry.

Now let's go back to the room.

What's going on?

I can't say that I've forgotten last night in the slightest.

I admit that it gave me a lot of pleasure.

But I'll never do it again.

Now you've beaten me. You just said you liked it.

Feeling pleasure and being happy are two different things.

- There's a big difference, you know. - Well, what's the difference?

The truth is that I love you and I don't want to share you with anyone.

Okay, stop sounding like such a bore.

Personally, I don't want to miss out on any of the pleasures that life has to offer.

I want to survive everything that comes my way.

Then live it without me.

But I wouldn't mind if you slept with others men, but you wouldn't think of that, would you?

Well, you're wrong.

I'm not happy because I love you and I'm fed up with you sleeping with so many people.

You're wrong, because I could do the same.

No further, go ahead. looking for a handsome guy and saying this.

- You'll tell me about everyone. - No, I won't tell.

And if so, I will accept it his invitation and I will spend a week on an Italian lake.

Okay, here you go.

I'm sure you'll have a great time.

I'm staying here.

The town is full of side effects.

Hi.

How are you?

you are a tourist.

My name is Roland. And yours?

My name is Barney and this is my friend Muriel.

I'm you're Barney.

- You get off in Zurich. - Yes, we're getting off.

Would you like us to show you around?

We have a map. We will find a way.

But the address where we have the spa does not exist.

Say you don't have a place to sleep?

To the truth.

We don't have much money either.

Why don't you come and sleep at my place?

I have a large house, so we deliver meals quickly.

I'm alone today, but I'm sure we'll come up with something.

You are so sweet.

But don't you think we took you up on your offer?

You are such a nice man.

But you don't know me.

I'd love to get to know you better, Roland.

I'm serious, right?

Muriel, come on, Muriel.

Okay, here we go.

These are our bags.

No further, no further.

Which city have you managed to get to so far?

Let's see.

Well, we started in Geneva.

We really enjoyed Lake Le Mans, didn't we, Muriel?

From there we went to Lausanne,

the lake there is beautiful too, right?

It looks like this is her first meal in a month.

She likes to eat.

She always was like that.

It really works where it holds everything.

Don't worry, she'll work it off.

I'm sleepy.

Are you there?

Well, your room is ready.

Such a meal. Give me a kiss.

And you are truly loved.

But I'm available too, baby, so make up your mind.

Wait a moment. What do I like?

For example, who you want to spend the night with.

But didn't you say before that it happened to you?

there is no way to track more time, honey.

Well, I guess we'd better go, huh?

Hurry up.

Con?

Would you say you're still hungry?

No, I won't, but I can be there later.

Good morning.

Isn't that something? Breakfast in bed?

She brought it. be available.

Did you sleep well?

Bright. I slept like a baby.

Here.

Be careful. A bit too hot, isn't it?

I like it spicy, everyone does.

You deserve a kiss.

Do you prefer a glass of drone, a muffin or toast?

I want... I want to be breastfed.

Spread with denim.

Sweet.

I know it's the best way to start your day, right?

No further, darling. No further, help her.

Yes, there is room for two.

Come on, baby. Suck it.

For everything.

To share.

No further, Chloe. Get in there, Maria.

This is more accurate.

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

I'm expecting a friend.

Marco, he should be here by now.

Marco is my friend.

- Are you expecting a friend? - Yes, he spent the weekend with us.

- Does it worry you? - Well, I don't know, I guess.

This annoys me.

You said you'd be bored left alone?

- How about this? - What the hell is mom doing with him?

- Nothing. He goes with Laura. - Laura?

- Laura is his fiancée. They are getting married. - Oh, that's good.

How are you?

could have been shared with Doris.

- How are you? I'm very glad I met you. - I'm glad I met you too.

She's just great.

- Where's Laura? - What?

Didn't Laura go with you?

You said you were coming with Laura, right?

It's not possible to use it, right?

Don't tell me that poor girl was sick and I couldn't come.

She probably insisted anyway and ran away.

- Exactly. - You must be very sad, right?

Didier told me you were there.

This is completely sufficient.

- Did you know he told you about me? -When was it?

The last time I spoke to him was on the phone.

What happened? Don't worry.

Doris has a big heart. He will study well.

Like a sister.

Well, nothing against incest will ever come back.

Did I say something wrong? I don't understand.

She's a little tense, but I know what I can say.

Join us at 3am

It will be ready for you to take. As usual.

- We are the heart of the city. - Oh, it's beautiful.

Yes, that's how it is.

Well, if you want to shop, better to choose Banhofstrasse.

- All right. - What are you looking for?

-I mean... - Shut up. It's up to you.

- How much will you give me? - Oh, I see.

- Well, we'll see. - As you wish.

Thank you. Come on, Muriel.

Hey, don't buy the whole store.

Don't worry.

Hey, look at these ducks.

The fortune is also swans.

To the swanee river.

Let's get to that.

Just garbage. Let's go.

- No further. - Are you in a hurry?

- What are you doing now? - I'm going to jump into the lake.

- And me? - You can go if you want. I can too.

- Hello, Marco. - Hello, Doris. Where is Didier?

We went swimming in the lake, but the water was too secret for him.

Unknown, but may be home now.

- No, can I come in? - Of course you can, Marco.

- resolution to be applied? - Sure, why not?

- Could you get me two drinks? - Yes, sir.

Thank you. What's inside?

I don't know, Doris, but this is a real knockout.

- You're welcome, sir. - Thank you.

It's like a bomb, but great. Now down.

- You are strong. - What did I tell you?

This is a nasty drink.

It's a terrible drink.

- True? I've said it before. - Yes, you said that.

no shit.

The lungs are calling.

No, I'm telling the truth now.

- Are you going for lunch? - No, I'm not hungry.

So let's stay here.

we will have the pool to ourselves.

Turn on the music.

I found it interesting that you were alternative and cold towards Marco during dinner, right?

And I thought he was a little too hot for me.

He mustn't miss Laura very much.

He is just like any other man.

No, Joss?

No, to an old friend. And we have many things in common.

You have a very strange idea of ​​friendship.

What exactly are you sharing?

- Come on. - Come on, come on.

I was just kidding.

You may not think so, but Marco is a little shy around you.

He is impressed and doesn't know what will happen.

Na knows exactly how to stand out.

No, I know my Marco.

Never go to another device.

In my opinion it's love at first sight.

That's why I have doubts about Laura.

Isn't it funny when we fall in love with the same girl?

To his problem. What can I do about it?

I'm fine.

Well party?

You know that.

You are so sensual.

I take it instinctively.

Do you think I'm sensual?

I don't.

Hi. It's me.

You are here.

I haven't met you.

I am your friend.

Well, Barney's a little late.

But she will get here.

So tell me, where's Barney?

That's a good question.

Oh, we were shopping and we met a very young man from Minx.

Kurt's name is and they went out for drinks. I was too weak.

- So I came to visit you. - Well, that's very nice of you.

Drink some more shampoo. To revive you.

Here.

- Give me your glass. - Thank you.

-Gin. - Cheers.

How about some music?

- Bright. - There will be no Beethoven today.

Let's say it's something more intimate.

There may be a risk of this phenomenon occurring with something romantic.

How do you like it?

Look at all of you sharing. Experience required.

Could you tell me what do you eat there?

Will you answer this question?

Oh, come here and tell me what's on your mind.

I felt lonely and I thought, that I will come and be with Didier.

He probably had the same idea.

Isn't that nice of him?

We bumped into each other in the dark.

Okay, my poor little sweethearts.

You're marvelous.

I'm a very understanding person.

I'm cold.

You're the nicest thing to come along in a long time.

- Don't you ever have enough? - You're right. I don't.

Give me some more.

You'll get drunk.

Why not?

You behave now.

Oh, my God.

Hi, Rowan. This is Kurt.

- What? - Thanks.

What?

Oh, goody.

No, that's quite a layout.

Yeah.

Shit, man. Was I thirsty?

Hey, get a load of that.

Fresh pussy.

Hey, buddy. Catch you later.

Hey, what do you say?

Keep smoking.

Hey, Rowan, this ain't no Carnegie Hall,

so why didn't you put on some real party music?

I've got nothing but classics.

Okay.

Well, what about putting on some Beethoven?

Yeah, some San Francisco Beethoven.

It rings a bell.

Hey, Kurt, keep smoking the ferns.

That's right, baby. You're the boat.

I'm the skipper, huh?

Champagne!

You want something to drink?

Champagne!

Oh, no, you've had enough to drink.

Oh, shut up!

Barney! Barney! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Roland, are you going to let him get away with it?

Shithead!

You're nothing but a shithead, and I'm going to show you how a real man lives.

To begin with, I'll show you how to set a table.

My flowers!

Flowers! Flowers!

Beethoven!

Nice records you got, huh?

Yeah.

I like Beethoven.

Beethoven! Beethoven!

And more Beethoven!

Can you call that a record player?

A record player!

Now, watch your grandma fall.

Oh, no!

You've got nowhere, man.

Goodbye!

Beethoven, he says.

Oh, God, it's over.

A real music lover, huh?

A music lover?

I'm sorry.

Wasn't he something?

A real asshole, but so strong.

A real bull.

But it's my turn to shop.

Oh, Roland, we're sorry.

We'll never do it again.

It's a promise.

How, Barney?

I swear it will both be very careful about whom we bring home to your house.

Well, now, my darlings, I'm not throwing you out.

You know, it's really been a ball.

But there are so many lonely men in this town.

It would be awfully selfish to want to keep you for me all alone, huh?

And so, why don't you go get dressed?

I'm not sure I know exactly what you mean.

Out. Out. Fuck off.

Do you know what get the hell out means?

All right. Let's go, Muriel.

A romantic weekend, he said. Just you and me.

And he gets his pal in on it. God damn it.

Men are all the same. Same kind of fantasies.

And I think that's what I left Roland for. What did I expect?

Come on, Muriel.

- Come on. - I'm coming.

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

Yes. Well...

Oh, yes.

Who's that? Huh?

- Oh, it's you. - You expecting someone?

Of course not, honey.

- Did you have a nice weekend? - Wonderful, honey.

And you? Were you going out?

Well, you know how it is. Are you planning to do it again?

Never again, darling.

And you?

- Do you want to do it again? - Never again, darling.

Would you like me to tell you about the history of Zurich?

Thank you. I don't know Zurich at all. I arrived yesterday evening.

Yes, it's a nice city, I haven't seen much.

Yes Sir.

Well, the history of Zurich is closely related with the history of the Protestant Reformation.

Oh, is that really the case?

I mean, Brad Zurich could tell you things you would never learn on your own.

Why not?